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The Change | Grace and Frankie S6E13
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00:02Frankie, what are we doing here?
00:04What's it look like we're taking fat rips off my new toilet bomb?
00:07Yes, but what are we really doing?
00:09J.M., this is a classic invention pivot.
00:11Did you know that Tesla started as a robot girlfriend for Elon Musk?
00:15And it has nothing to do with what happened with Grace on Shark Tank?
00:18I've already forgotten about Grace's unforgivable betrayal.
00:21I'm a toilet disruptor now. Get the lighter.
00:25You are literally setting fire to the thing that you and Grace made.
00:28Do you want to get fucked up or not?
00:31Let's lie this baby out.
00:39Well, friend, this is why you're my new best friend.
00:42I don't bug out that toilet.
00:48I've got munchies.
00:49Oh, it's a little quick to hit the munchies.
00:50Well, I was stopping before I got you.
00:51I couldn't eat.
00:54Oh, my God, we should go anywhere we want.
00:56Grace would never go out with me after I smoked.
00:57She always got real paranoid when I was high.
01:00What about that place where they dump the seat goes right on the table?
01:03Oh, perfect.
01:04It'll make up for all the times Grace wouldn't let me eat chili off the counter.
01:07Well, I'm too wasted to drive.
01:10Also, I don't drive.
01:17Hey.
01:17Hey.
01:17Hello.
01:19So, how did it go on Shark Tank?
01:20Not well.
01:21The only offer we got was from Mark Cuban.
01:24You're kidding me.
01:26And?
01:26Well, I didn't make the deal.
01:28And Frankie may never speak to me again.
01:30Oh, I'm sorry.
01:32I need more than that.
01:33I need to know this was worth it.
01:35What on earth did Cuban do to you?
01:37Oh, it's complicated.
01:39Simplify it.
01:40He bought a basketball team.
01:41Complicated.
01:42It was the Mavericks.
01:43And what terrible thing did he do to you to get them?
01:45He outbid me.
01:47Publicly.
01:48What?
01:50I can do it myself.
01:52Don't tell me I sold out my best friend for a basketball team.
01:55Oh, it's not just that.
01:57He's got more money than me.
01:59Oh, God, no.
02:12Get what's just about the limit.
02:14Your midlife crisis, 30 years late.
02:17Hey, man.
02:17This is what you wanted.
02:19I do my thing.
02:20You do your thing.
02:21You buy a theater.
02:22I buy a new ride.
02:24Is this what we're doing now?
02:26Revenge purchases?
02:27Yeah.
02:28I did have to sacrifice our honeymoon lady, but that's the kind of guy I am now.
02:33Back to the bowl.
02:35Okay.
02:35But don't be surprised if you see an ice cream machine in the cupboard tomorrow.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Load up.
02:41Put yourself in an early grave.
02:44Oh, wait.
02:45You don't have one.
02:47Nailed it.
02:48What's a name that makes you think?
02:50Sexy.
02:51But also not toxic.
02:52Cherry waffle.
02:54Beauty?
02:54Uh-uh.
02:55Army hammer.
02:57Uh.
02:57Barry is back from his backwoods emotional journey, and he is ready to punish you with
03:01his feelings.
03:02Okay.
03:03My cue.
03:03Good luck.
03:04Why?
03:05There's not going to be a fight.
03:06As soon as I tell him I've turned down the job, he'll be back to being my beautiful beta
03:10Barry.
03:11There's my little eight-pray lover.
03:14How's Temecula?
03:15Can we have the room, please?
03:20Okay.
03:21Before you say anything, you should know that I've turned down the San Francisco job, because
03:24I consider you above all things.
03:28I think you should take the job.
03:29I mean, you'd be great at it.
03:32This feels like a trap.
03:33No, no, no, no.
03:33It's not.
03:34It's not a trap.
03:35I...
03:36I realized something from my journaling.
03:39This is all my fault.
03:40Oh, thank God.
03:43Wait, was that a decoy trap, and this is a real trap?
03:45You've always been completely clear with me.
03:47You don't want any kind of permanent commitment?
03:48I never said to me.
03:49We bought a mattress together.
03:50That has a seven-year guarantee.
03:51I think I need more than a mattress.
03:52Fine.
03:53We can get a memory foam topper.
03:55I don't think we can be we anymore.
04:01You're breaking up with me?
04:03I think it's best for both of us in the moment.
04:05Well, I disagree.
04:07And don't I have a say in this?
04:10You've had your say.
04:12I just haven't been listening.
04:17I better go for one of us to cry, Steve.
04:25No, I'm not kidding.
04:26It's going to be me.
04:31I'm sorry.
04:36You know, people have shells, too.
04:40Only ours grew on the inside.
04:42I was thinking the exact same thing.
04:44It would be nice to have an outer shell sometime.
04:47Well, I guess I don't rank those at all.
04:49This is unbelievable.
04:50It's like we had one mind, but two accents.
04:53I'm paying for dinner, Jamie.
04:54No, no, no.
04:55You pay.
04:56I insist.
05:02Oh, no.
05:03I forgot my purse.
05:04Oh, dear.
05:05You forgot mine, too.
05:07Uh-oh.
05:08Frankie, I think we're at that point in our misadventures
05:11where we usually call Grace to save us.
05:13Well, that's not happening
05:13because I'm not speaking to you.
05:16Oh.
05:16And I left my phone at home.
05:18Great.
05:20And you left mine, too.
05:23Oh, no worries.
05:24We'll just borrow one
05:25and call somebody else.
05:27Oh, I can't remember anyone's number anymore.
05:30Except my numbers.
05:311-800-ACCIDENT-CASE.
05:33It's okay.
05:34I just need to flip through my mental Rolodex.
05:36Nope.
05:37Nope.
05:389-1-1.
05:39She moved.
05:41Dammit.
05:42I got nothing.
05:43Not a single number you can recall.
05:46Only one.
05:48I can't believe I betrayed my best friend for nothing.
05:51It wasn't for nothing.
05:51I asked you to do something as my wife,
05:53and you did it, which I appreciate.
05:54That's not the point.
05:55Oh, it is to me.
05:56It was all because of a pissing contest.
05:58I get it and not happy.
05:58But you're also a businesswoman.
06:00Deals come and go.
06:00You don't get emotionally involved.
06:02Oh, like you didn't with that stupid basketball team?
06:04What are you getting so upset for?
06:06This is just a crazy Frankie invention.
06:07So she can reach her big newtons in the bathroom.
06:11It was for me.
06:12You wanted Fig Newton's in the bathroom?
06:13No.
06:16Frankie invented the rise-up
06:18because I got stuck on our toilet.
06:21What?
06:21When did this happen?
06:22When I first moved in.
06:22And I'm just hearing about this now.
06:23Why didn't you tell me?
06:24Because it was humiliating.
06:25So what?
06:26I'm your husband.
06:27But you told me I would have gotten rid of it immediately.
06:29Like you got rid of that couch,
06:30you know I can barely get off of?
06:33Let me guess.
06:33Frankie?
06:34Mish.
06:35Good number I don't recognize.
06:36Hello?
06:37Yeah.
06:37Oh, Joe Margaret, yeah.
06:40Uh-huh.
06:41It's Frankie with you?
06:42Oh, I'll be right there.
06:44So you're just going to go to it.
06:45In case you hadn't noticed,
06:46we're in the middle of a conversation.
06:47I'm calling a fight.
06:48That's why I'm slamming the door.
06:57What's this about?
06:58The board thought you deserved to be honored.
07:01What the hell is that?
07:02The toilet Grace and Frankie gave us.
07:04It doesn't even rise up anymore.
07:05I had to get off the toilet all by myself.
07:07You were saying?
07:08Right.
07:09The board thought you deserved to be honored
07:11for your incredible contribution
07:12to the new mirror theater.
07:15The Rob Hansen concession stand?
07:17Is that supposed to be me?
07:18My name is Robert.
07:19You pay by the letter Rob.
07:21So $20,000 got me a concession stand
07:23where we only sell coffee and water.
07:24Oh, we're not selling coffee this season.
07:25Great.
07:26I ruined my marriage
07:26and I can't even get three extra letters.
07:28Get that thing out of here now.
07:31What's that?
07:32That's what?
07:33The thing you just flipped around
07:34when I walked in here.
07:36It's a plaque that we're putting up at the theater
07:39to honor...
07:39us for giving scholarships
07:42to theater-deprived youth.
07:44Oh, well.
07:45If we're being on it,
07:47I'd like to see it then.
07:48Show some humility, man.
07:52Is this what we got for our money?
07:54You know what?
07:56Oh, I'm hopping on my heart
07:57and I'm just going to go, man.
08:00Just me,
08:01the lonely highway,
08:02and Miss Janice here
08:03who I can hear
08:04with my wildly expensive
08:07Bluetooth helmet.
08:13Good to see you boys are back to normal.
08:15Get in my day of flight.
08:16You could be a little more grateful.
08:18It could have just said concession stand.
08:20Oh!
08:22So?
08:24So?
08:28She's got some giddy out.
08:35Oh, I'm not talking to you.
08:37Frankie, I'm here to pay your check
08:38and get you out of here.
08:38I'd rather wash dishes.
08:40Turns out they don't pay their dishwashers
08:41enough to eat here.
08:42There goes the middle place.
08:44Can I please get a credit card?
08:45Absolutely.
08:46But only after she listens to me.
08:47Any of you ever dined out before?
08:49It's really simple.
08:50You eat, you pay.
08:50Oh, I'll be hell.
08:51I'm not going down for this.
08:53You two look again.
08:54I'd like a vodka martini.
08:56Really dry extra.
08:57We only serve wine and beer.
08:58Then bring me a glass
08:59and a shrimp cocktail
08:59full of the shrimp.
09:00I will DIY it letting Mary.
09:04Can you just pay
09:05so I can get out of here?
09:06Frankie,
09:08I am truly sorry
09:09what happened on Shark Tank.
09:11So tell me why
09:12you're going to be straight
09:12with me about the Cuban thing.
09:13Have you met me?
09:15I avoid all hard conversations.
09:17That's why I'll carry hard liquor.
09:19It's bad enough I did it.
09:19But then you made it worse
09:20by not having that guts
09:21to tell me.
09:22Well, what do you want me to say?
09:22That I regret it?
09:23Because I do.
09:24That it was stupid.
09:25It was.
09:26That even when I was doing it,
09:27it didn't feel like me.
09:28It didn't.
09:28Then why in hell
09:29did you do it?
09:30Because it's what a good wife does.
09:32Oh, God.
09:34What did I just say?
09:35That's what a good wife does.
09:36I know what I said.
09:37I'm just horrified
09:38that I said it.
09:41I couldn't find the breakup kit
09:42so I brought the PMS kit instead,
09:44okay?
09:46I wasn't very understandable
09:47what I gave up for him.
09:49The Tams offered me a dream job.
09:51Now I'd have to report
09:51some stupid supervisor
09:52in San Francisco.
09:54Doesn't he understand
09:55how I feel about supervisor?
09:56And what did he really
09:57give up for me anyway?
09:59Married.
10:00Kid.
10:01Cuddling with a foreplay.
10:03That's great.
10:04I just thought we both
10:05made pizza to compromise.
10:08What's taking so long
10:09with this fucking Toblerone?
10:13I know this is awful,
10:14okay?
10:15But does any part of you
10:16think that maybe Barry's right?
10:18I mean, you two really
10:19do one different thing.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22This is really happening.
10:24Okay.
10:25I need to Toblerone.
10:25No.
10:26You don't get PMS chocolate
10:27for letting this happen.
10:28Why not?
10:29Okay.
10:31I'm your real sister here,
10:32okay?
10:32In feelings.
10:34And we don't show them
10:35with you.
10:36Because then they know
10:37you're really a softie.
10:38And so am I.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Being a heartless slut
10:40is just a role I play.
10:41I have to say,
10:42you play it real well.
10:44But the truth is,
10:45I'd rather be snuggling up
10:46with my boyfriend
10:46watching Hallmark movies
10:47about ladies who marry Santa.
10:48Have you ever seen
10:49Loving Mrs. Kringle?
10:50Own it.
10:50With extras.
10:52It has extras?
10:53I mean,
10:53how does Santa help me?
10:54Is he gonna bring me a bear
10:55who doesn't want to get married
10:56or a Brianna who does?
10:59What would I do?
11:01You find a fair adoption?
11:02Like Santa didn't have
11:03a holy matrimony,
11:04exactly.
11:05Reference means nothing to me.
11:07It's okay.
11:08You would need a magical cookie
11:09of him anyway.
11:11Yeah.
11:12When you married Nick
11:13and you think
11:14you're gonna change between us,
11:15but I never thought
11:15you were gonna change.
11:17Just like I did
11:17when I was married to Robert.
11:20I really thought
11:21it would be different with Nick,
11:23but I lost me again.
11:25You know, the real me,
11:26the me I am with you.
11:27I love that you.
11:28Yeah, me too.
11:31And no matter how sweet Nick is,
11:32you're always gonna be
11:33the first person I've ever called.
11:35You're my first person, too.
11:37In fact,
11:38the only number I know
11:39by heart is yours.
11:40Of course.
11:41What?
11:42Oh, God.
11:44What?
11:47I'm starting to wonder
11:48if I ever should be right Nick.
11:49What kind of scam
11:50are you making he's running?
11:51Your card was declined.
11:53What?
11:53It can't be.
11:54Oh, here.
11:55Pro this.
12:00I don't know
12:00what kind of scam
12:01you're running either.
12:02But if you need it,
12:03I've got access
12:03to a wet floor sign.
12:07Oh, it turns out
12:08I'm not a son of the energy.
12:10Yet, but the good news is
12:11someone named Rob Hanson
12:12has a concession stand
12:13named after him.
12:14I can't believe
12:15I bought that stupid thing.
12:16I thought surviving cancer
12:18was supposed to make you
12:19savor every moment
12:20and be less petty
12:21than the wiser.
12:23And somehow,
12:24your cancer
12:25even managed
12:25to make me stupid.
12:26What's wrong with us, Rob?
12:29We forgot to savor
12:30every moment
12:30with each other.
12:32I can't believe
12:33I blew all of our honeymoon money.
12:36I really wanted
12:37to go on that cruise with you.
12:39We don't need that boat.
12:40We can still have a honeymoon.
12:41Right here
12:42in our beautiful home.
12:43We shut everything off.
12:44We'll tell everyone
12:44we've left town.
12:45We'll order every meal in.
12:49Go on.
12:51I lost it.
12:53Anyway,
12:54let's stay out.
12:54I love that idea.
13:00Oh, shit.
13:01I knew you should have
13:02stopped the pirate.
13:03Oh, shit.
13:15What's going on, Adam?
13:16You said you got a pack
13:16by a squirrel.
13:17Yeah, a squirrel
13:18named I'm way back.
13:20I really don't expect
13:21I don't want to lose you.
13:24So here's what I want.
13:26We can buy finances
13:27like you always wanted.
13:27I give you another shelf
13:28in the closet
13:29and you can eat my leftovers
13:29when we order
13:30Ethiopian, ramen, and Mexican.
13:34Look, you know
13:35I hate thinking about the future.
13:36The only thing I hate more
13:37is thinking about a future
13:37without you in it.
13:41No.
13:50Oh, my God.
13:51I don't understand.
13:52Are you proposing to me?
13:54Yes.
13:54And no.
13:56So I'm proposing
13:57that we get engaged
13:58and stay that way.
14:01Forever.
14:03I love you.
14:04I know this is less than
14:05what you want
14:05but it's so much more
14:06than I thought
14:06I could ever give anyone.
14:10Is that enough for you?
14:19Yes.
14:20I'd love to spend
14:21the rest of my life
14:23engaged with you.
14:29I knew I was going to cry today.
14:34What am I going to tell, Nick?
14:36I don't want to lose him.
14:38I just want things
14:38to go back to the way
14:39they were with us.
14:40I'm going to be honest.
14:41It's going to be
14:42a very hard conversation.
14:44So I think you should
14:45fake your own death.
14:46He.
14:47You're right.
14:48Fake his death.
14:49That's never been done.
14:50Oh, there's definitely
14:51shrimp in this.
14:53I've gotten text
14:54about not being able to pay.
14:55He understands
14:56the crab is market price
14:57but you are married
14:58to a billion.
14:59For some reason
15:00none of my cards are working.
15:01Thanks for coming.
15:02No problem.
15:03It's not like anything
15:04important is going on
15:05in my life
15:05except I was proposing
15:06to Barry.
15:07You what?
15:08You're getting married?
15:09Even better.
15:10We're never getting married.
15:12What?
15:12I know.
15:13Wonderful.
15:14She's going to be engaged
15:15forever.
15:16Genius.
15:17And Barry's okay with this?
15:19Wait.
15:20He's already on his mom.
15:21Oh, she must be
15:22so confused for you both.
15:23I had to come up
15:24with something.
15:24I know it's unconventional
15:25but it works for us.
15:26That's what you need to do.
15:28Get engaged to Barry?
15:29No, come up with something
15:29unconventional for you and Nick.
15:32Please tell me you'd better
15:33come to pay the check
15:33or kill me out there anymore.
15:35I just got engaged today.
15:37All right.
15:39So I don't know
15:39if that entitles me
15:40with special discount
15:41or anything.
15:42I know some tips
15:42that do stuff like that.
15:44Crab.
15:44Yeah, because that's
15:45what we're known for here.
15:46The crab bear.
15:50Yeah, I understand.
15:51Oh, she's off.
15:52Hey.
15:53Hey.
15:53Thank God you're back.
15:55I'm sorry I left like that.
15:56I was being stupid.
15:57I'm sorry I keep
15:58making Frankie an issue.
15:59I know you love me.
16:01And I have absolutely
16:02no reason to be insecure.
16:03Oh, boy.
16:04Um, Nick, it's not all of you.
16:06I should have told you
16:07about that day.
16:07Isn't it that true?
16:08Look, I get it.
16:09The longer you don't
16:10tell someone something,
16:11the harder it is to ever say.
16:12And then when you tell them
16:13it may not be exactly
16:14what they want to hear,
16:15but if they can deal with it,
16:17then the relationship
16:19can maybe turn into
16:20a different kind of relationship.
16:21Right.
16:22You can't fear change.
16:23The important thing
16:24is no matter how crazy
16:25things get,
16:26you get through them together.
16:28Who's that?
16:29It's change.
16:34Oh, my God.
16:35Skulka, are you
16:35in the family with the FBI?
16:36No.
16:37Nick, Skulka,
16:38you're under arrest.
16:39Hi, Kelly.
16:41What's happening?
16:42Remember how we were
16:42just talking about
16:43the longer you don't say
16:44something to someone,
16:45the harder it is to say?
16:46Said it what?
16:47Things like security fraud
16:48and tax evasion.
16:49Allegedly.
16:49We didn't carry handcuffs.
16:51Nick?
16:52Call Mary.
16:52She knows what's through.
16:54Could I have a second
16:54with my wife, please?
16:57I'm really sorry about this.
16:59I swear it's all
17:00a misunderstanding.
17:01It's all gonna work out.
17:02Is it?
17:03Let's go.
17:06And Grace,
17:07sit on that couch you hate
17:08and you might just figure out
17:10how to rise up.
17:11What does that mean?
17:12Don't give up on me.
17:14I love you.
17:23Would you believe
17:24I didn't see this coming?
17:26The trip to the Caymans?
17:27Selling all this art?
17:28The credit card's been declined?
17:30And he did brag a lot
17:31about evading taxes.
17:32Yeah, he really did, didn't he?
17:34What am I gonna do now, Trekkie?
17:35Oh, that's the easy part.
17:37I'm taking you home.
17:38Oh.
17:39Oh, what is it with this couch?
17:41Nick said something really weird
17:43before they took him away.
17:44Yeah, what is it?
17:44They never take me alive,
17:45you dirty capper.
17:46No, because he isn't Jimmy Cagney.
17:48He said if I sat on this stupid couch long enough,
17:50I'd figure out how to solve our rise up problem.
17:53Wait a minute.
17:55He said this couch?
17:56Well, it's the only one here.
17:58This very couch that you've hated
18:00since the day you moved in?
18:02Well, actually, I hated it before I moved in.
18:04The couching mysteriously never got rid of it.
18:07I find that interesting, Grace.
18:09Very interesting.
18:10Is it possible this couch is uncomfortable
18:14for a reason?
18:15Yeah, for Italian design.
18:17Step aside.
18:18I can't even get off it.
18:20Oh, no, I can step aside.
18:22God, Frankie, why do you have a box cutter?
18:25I grabbed it this morning.
18:26I thought it was a pack of gum.
18:27No, no, Frankie, don't.
18:29Stop!
18:29Frankie, what are you doing?
18:30Frankie, no, stop it.
18:32I sure hope I'm right.
18:37My God!
18:39I used to be excited
18:40when I found Nicko's in the couch.
18:42Frankie.
18:44Oh, God, I think we've got our funding
18:45for the rise up.
18:47Thank you, Nick.
18:48I'm going to go see what's in the mattress.
18:50Yeah, no, Frankie, stop.
18:54Well, we'll definitely have this right
18:56for a shit ton, I guess.
18:57Can we do that?
18:57Can we know we're never going to get near it?
18:58Well, we can if you want that
18:59nine and a half port
19:00in the crusade Dutch oven in that needy.
19:02No, I can't do it.
19:02I can't do it.
19:03Come here.
19:05Oh, I guess you're too canoodling
19:07on the couch.
19:07We're engaged in registering, bitch.
19:11Can't wait to say that.
19:12Forgive me?
19:13Well, seeing you guys so happy
19:15is a beautiful thing.
19:17Especially me.
19:20Crazy thing.
19:20I got a call from Tanith.
19:22She called you?
19:23Yeah.
19:24We've actually talked a few times.
19:25Of course, she's so upset
19:26you didn't take the job.
19:27Oh, man.
19:28Is she fucking?
19:29Yeah.
19:30But I've been getting her
19:31to focus on all her stuff
19:32and she really appreciated it
19:34and offered me a job.
19:37That's incredible.
19:38So once she offered you
19:39in San Francisco
19:39and I'm taking it.
19:40Incredibly bad.
19:40We're going to miss your room.
19:41Wait.
19:44You took my job.
19:46And so now you're my boss?
19:49No.
19:50No, no, no, no, no.
19:50Not boss.
19:51Not boss at all.
19:54Supervisor.
20:00I feel so guilty.
20:01Why?
20:02Because you wanted to be back
20:03at the beach house with me so bad
20:04you manifested your husband's arrest.
20:08Because this is what I wanted.
20:09I just didn't want it this way.
20:11Grace, Nick is white-collar.
20:13In three years,
20:14you'll probably be president.
20:16In the meantime,
20:17let's enjoy what we have.
20:18It is good to be back.
20:24Hey, look.
20:25What are you two jabronis doing here?
20:28Funny story.
20:30Our entire house flooded.
20:32Oh.
20:32Not funny.
20:32How?
20:33What happened?
20:34What happened was
20:34your rise up exploded.
20:36Oh, God.
20:36But the best part is
20:38our insurance says
20:39they won't cover it.
20:40But they did recommend
20:40going after the people
20:41who gave it to us.
20:42Oh, God.
20:42And since I now own
20:44the most expensive concession stand
20:45in America
20:46and he's a hog man,
20:47we can't even afford
20:48to stay in a hotel.
20:49We've got 50 grand
20:50in the freezer.
20:51You walk a hundi.
20:52Get yourself a motel
20:53for the night.
20:53Oh, our house is going to be
20:55a construction site for months.
20:57Rubies.
20:58Oh, God.
20:59Oh, God.
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