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00:00Okay, Jenny, here's a picture of the camera.
00:02Oh, hi.
00:04Mysterious.
00:05Ooh.
00:07Ooh.
00:12Where are you taking me?
00:25Nice try.
00:27Didn't you check the license plate?
00:28I'm sorry, I was busy sourcing a hundred yards of dog leashes.
00:32What happened to my car?
00:34Run, Alf.
01:23I'm sorry, I was busy sourcing a hundred yards of dog leashes.
01:27I'm sorry, I was busy sourcing a hundred yards of dog leashes.
01:28the action star of the defuser franchise the only thing he can't defuse is himself
01:35because he's live wires he works on two levels no i get it he's gonna shout on me i claim
01:41it
01:41and i will fight anyone on this especially templeton hey emily any uh other big announcements
01:47you want to make today over the radio i don't know i think having a movie star at the office
01:52is pretty neato mosquito americans are so obsessed with celebrities nobody bothers famous people in
01:57new zealand that's because you don't have any yeah we do and when i see brian sargent at the fish
02:02and
02:02chip shop i leave him alone hello he played true for the rat and meet the feebles totally totally
02:09totally um hey templeton can i see you in my office for a second uh actually anything you have to
02:14say
02:14to me you can say loudly to all okay well your prescriptions are at betony's desk but i'd prefer
02:20if you stop forwarding them to the office they get mixed in with the dog meds and all of the
02:25dogs are
02:26aroused copy oh hi waffle time waffle time hey do you know why templeton's so pouty today
02:38i checked and no swimsuit models from the 80s recently passed so i think he was hoping you
02:43would say something about his birthday it's his birthday today why didn't someone say something
02:48well daisy would have but she's on her beatlemania cruise she keeps sending me pictures of herself in
02:52the octopus's garden it's really just swimming pool oh man i have to make it up to him i'm supposed
02:57to pretend to love everyone the same like a stepmom with three new kids you got a stepmom
03:0311 a.m waffles oh i miss those used to be my thing i don't know if you notice now
03:09but i've been uh
03:09trying to tighten the cage oh yeah man that thing is padlocked got this family reunion coming up uh-huh
03:15going on a 10-day juice cleanse to kind of get across the finish line so it's
03:1910 days just juice no solids maybe the occasional nut milk you know i love a challenge if you want
03:26somebody to paddle down the juice river with you i'm there no i don't think you understand see i had
03:30to mentally prepare for this thing for weeks it would just break you dude i was nearly an olympic
03:37athlete i bet i'd last longer than you you're throwing down the gauntlet oh i think it's been
03:41thrown my middle name is self-control it's on yeah it is but not for money because my gets upset
03:55oh for god's sake he's an actor not the pope he disarmed the pope in diffuser four white smoke black
03:59smoke he's here bradley boyd is here damn it that's mine you can't hold a post public domain
04:08high five um everyone i'd like to introduce you to mr bradley boyd
04:16it is an honor hi frank shaw former detective i don't typically gush but uh i like your movies frank
04:24is one of our most capable officers and he'll be showing you around today now my knowledge of animals
04:29is limited even though i did diffuse an exploding python and a tick tock promo i know you're used
04:35to a lot of action but get ready to see some crazy stuff i'm talking apex predators you i love
04:42your energy
04:43baby baby straight guys are so gay oh you caught me on groin day you're gonna gawk at least throw
04:58me
04:58a tip so i just came to say um happy birthday templeton uh i sorry i didn't give you a
05:04shout out this
05:05morning but we made you a card on copy paper yeah with one signature from all of us
05:13this card wasn't passed around this card has zero passage oh okay it's a little harsh but
05:19you are right you deserve more you know at the two three we used to write and perform poems for
05:25birthdays odes epics typical two-two behavior to half-ass my special day on purpose no no it wasn't
05:31on purpose can you please let me make it up to you okay show up to the multi-purpose room
05:35tonight for
05:36my dip party uh like like dipping tobacco gross no sharing dips with my closest
05:43friends beans spinach artichoke snickerdoodle hummus dessert yum and i will be there i'll bring
05:49guacamole yawn don't forget to bring lots of neutral crackers i can do that love your workout
05:57sorry the gerbil call took so long i mean we do have to weigh them though it's protocol yeah i
06:03apologize for
06:04being so skittish gotta bring that up with my chakra guy could be a blockage you know i rescued
06:0924 animals in 24 hours how would i know that watch out future handbag coming through i'm kidding yeah
06:15i had to wrestle this guy off an unlicensed street performer hi plays got quite the show how did you
06:20get the call i usually handle the bitey stuff because it wasn't a call i just saw it and i
06:24took
06:24initiative oh you know what my trainer says initiative is the first step to doing something
06:30yeah do you want me to take his math tape off so you can get a pic with your head
06:32in there yes i would
06:34love that
06:39oh sitting down already just a little double vision but other than that it's all good
06:47your body's detoxing from all the sugar you had at breakfast whatever it's called hyper slough
06:52pretty common for the old prepared dead man wobbling hey my dad's a dead man you take that back
07:01i said what i said
07:07i shouldn't have had so many fudge sickles last night hey i need your help clear the annex kennel
07:13and your conscience okay i am a weak but willing partner can i bring my juice
07:19is that a painting of you oh it's my grandpa he was painted when weight equated to great wealth
07:29tail dog on the loose he's out for blood careful it's a dangerous animal thankfully so am i
07:43you're shooting dog treats that's badass
07:49she's eating frank
07:56consider the situation diffused what frank that was epic give me a glimpse into your insides
08:05what are the feels like in that moment does the wind feel it just is right damn it that's beautiful
08:12i wish we could go deeper but i have to get to set you know what you should come with
08:17me i have to
08:18work but i can quit you're riding the back of a kia soul i'm just messing it's a lambo with
08:25the
08:25butterfly doors oh yeah i mean yeah we can take yours all right let's go
08:34frank free it's all free what are you doing here it's guest of talent only yeah the abominator
08:39invited me after he bagged that came in oh he was just being nice you should probably go before
08:43you embarrass yourself no he sent a car and there was a driver standing with an ipad that said victoria
08:48don't be jealous all right let's get it quiet on set
08:55you still hungry because that can bring you a pail of corn nuts hey natty baby you hear me yeah
08:59uh
09:00i'm gonna try something on this one all right stay on your toes you got it bradley boy action thank
09:07you
09:10oh when you said this was single source was that source the garbage
09:15he kind of sounds like you mechanic hero get a decent cup of joe capture 24 animals in 24 hours
09:24oh yeah that's definitely you oh this movie's gonna be even better than i thought
09:29oh damn that was what is this should tailor arrange this and make sure that we had extra al pastor
09:38that's my favorite but tell the shred go to hell go straight to hell who's weak now
09:43bitch sorry sorry i'm hungry sorry you know you're supposed to help me not sabotage me with juicy
09:49spinning meats and oh my god is that over child a bar well you stepped in me with the competition
09:53i'm
09:53gonna step right back brother so we're stepping all over each other's toes and stuff i'm gonna go
10:00lock myself in the kennel and i hope the smell of urine is overwhelming i'm on a cleanse hey uh
10:07great
10:08stuff out there um you know victoria said something funny she said you were doing it in pressure on her
10:13keen eye that one but i need to work on your mannerisms oh well um i'm known for my posture
10:19i'm six
10:20three but uh i read six six i cross my arms a lot both to judge people and keep myself
10:26warm
10:26what else um your knitted brow indicates both intelligence and a cynical skepticism towards the
10:34world the rum tom tugger is a curious cat
10:45the rum tom tugger is a terrible boy i always wondered what it was like to hang out with me
10:52this is great this has been so helpful i've been trying to put my finger on the essence of this
10:56character and i finally have it he's a dick well i don't know if i call him that i mean
11:03he probably
11:05gardens and reads literature maybe a proud cat dad okay i like this he uses his sarcasm to protect
11:12himself okay yeah yeah that's what he does hey um i'm full let's go oh so you're ready to go
11:18you
11:19sure you don't want to crunch your way to the next scene too well i had to do something your
11:23scene was
11:23so boring probably went over your head i assume you spent your school years under the bleachers i
11:27would be offended if that wasn't entirely true uh in high school my principal allowed me to call him
11:33by his first name jeffrey i have a movie related question how do you smash a glass bottle over
11:39someone's here without them bleeding out oh he can't tell you that it's one of the many secrets
11:42of the silver screen we use sugar glass huh you fascinate me i'm gonna see a prop i'll send you
11:51over
11:51a six pack wait is he into you wait are you into him no he's a stupid celebrity i just
12:01like being here
12:02because it's not worth uh you're in my chair move also am i a dick yeah massive i don't know
12:11why you
12:11only wear this on laundry day i mean this is peak emily i look like i went swimming in a
12:15lost and found
12:16wait you have to throw away ketchup too it's all a temptation all right you were this close to turning
12:20into a cartoon turkey leg really yeah oh no no oh i've totally forgot about templeton's dip party
12:28thing i'm gonna be late late and not 10 minutes early late we still have to get to all the
12:32salsas
12:33oh yeah i knew that actually okay bye bye great turnout hey what are you doing look at your hair
12:44in
12:44there you don't have a hair net on disgusting oh my gosh i'm so sorry i'm late there was um
12:48traffic
12:48there was there was cars and save it save it okay already missed the toast and the roast and the
12:53birthday
12:53spankings not to mention you're dressed like a common subway flasher okay a flasher would never
12:59wear as big of underwear as i have on right now so you know you say you want this happy
13:03merger of
13:03the precincts yeah you don't even show up for one of your key officer special days and where are the
13:08two two losers where are they oh oh i know you probably didn't invite them well i didn't realize
13:12i was supposed to you don't realize much do you like you're plummeting approval ratings what yeah i did
13:17a survey monkey okay let me guess these people are the only ones who filled it out these people do
13:22you
13:22see what i'm shielding you from she like this all the time i'm just using plural pronouns don't
13:26agitate them you're right i shouldn't make this about them because it's about me and you don't
13:30like me and that's why you dissed me on my special day and not for nothing but you're not pulling
13:34off
13:34those basketball shorts yes i am you don't know fashion okay i i am pulling them off you know what
13:39tuppleton you're right i i don't like you and why would i you're crude you're disrespectful and you've
13:45said from day one that you're coming for my job so i did not forget your birthday on purpose but
13:48maybe there was some kind of subconscious thing going on because most of the time you act like
13:52such a d-i-c oh you can't say the k k i'm sorry team for swearing i'm just gonna
14:00go but i'm taking
14:01this with me and i made you a really nice salsa a pico de gallo so pico de bio director
14:09said you
14:09wanted to speak with me specifically not victoria what's up supposed to release this rehabilitated
14:14eagle right but he just stands on my arm there there's no spark and i mean we supposedly you
14:21know just saved a school bus together well chemistry is tricky you can't fake it that's
14:25why fifty percent of all eagle marriages end in divorce damn well let me know if you think of
14:30something okay oh and by the way uh what's your vacation policy i mean it's a two-week trip to
14:35san
14:36sebastian in the cards well uh i uh between vacation days uh sick days and inventing dead relatives i can
14:43make any trip work awesome now i'm thinking about flying victoria over on the pj for the tempranillo
14:49harvest friendly oh uh back to your earlier question uh look at eagle straight in the eye
14:59they respond very well to unbroken eye contact i can do that okay we're framed and action
15:11looks like those kids are going to get to recess after all
15:24why would you either antagonize that bird on purpose who knows he's an actor
15:29i didn't put him in the hospital the eagle did i mean the bird didn't even touch him he had
15:33an anxiety
15:34attack and is now refusing to go back to work because you told him to stare down a bird of
15:38prey
15:38now the entire movie is on hold seattle needs this frank this could be the next sleepless well
15:43technically you've got mail was the next sleepless all right i need you to go down to the hotel
15:47apologize to bradley and get him back to set no he called me a dick okay well the mayor's media
15:52liaison
15:53is really breathing down my neck for this one so now i'm breathing down yours okay but are we going
15:58to address this slanderous name he called me well one way to prove that you're not a
16:03is to hatton hand yourself down to the presidential suite and just get this movie back on track please
16:08okay fine i'll run you a little errand thank you and it's not my fault that sardonic wick goes over
16:14all these morons heads okay yeah i heard it i'm officially over the hump i'm post food i don't even
16:24need this if the cashew fits post food really yeah oh great so you wouldn't mind if i did this
16:30no
16:30i wouldn't no no no no no of course i mind don't you know false bravado when you hear it
16:35you're really
16:36losing it man so i guess you wouldn't mind if i did this of course i mind i didn't even
16:41bluff that i
16:42didn't i'm so hungry that i'm nauseous you know what makes me nauseous the way you prance around the
16:47office like you're the world's most charming boy well you're a grumpy old man who always needs a nap
16:51stop having kids if you hate them so much at least i can have kids that's right i know all
16:56about your
16:56frozen rooster perez hilton was wrong about my rooster it works just fine
17:04we're insulting each other's penises i'm out you win i need trail mix no don't do that don't do that
17:13you no i'm not gonna let you give up i can't i can't do it look at me you can
17:21do it yes you can
17:22because i can't either but together we can do anything she stocks for life
17:30just dogs for life god our grip strength is so weak
17:34i saw me guess your boss made you come down here to apologize
17:37it's a good guess just like in diffuser four when you had to guess which wire to cut
17:42wait that was all those movies i just gotta ask frankie why huh why did you put me in danger
17:48like
17:48that i didn't like the inaccurate way you were portraying my industry you don't handcuff the
17:54animals and read them their rights some of them don't understand english no that's not it see i am in
18:01you now i am in your psyche something else is motivating your vindictive choices no get out of
18:07my psyche stop it was it jealousy greed unrequited love whoa that bidet is crazy oh hi you're here
18:22oh nice a little bang hang yeah yeah i feel that anyway um sorry about the bird um see at
18:33work i'll put
18:34the do not disturb sign up as i'll leave okay
18:40hey i just uh i wanted to apologize uh for last night even though our relationship is terrible yeah it's
18:48not great but i mean that's partly my fault i should never have gotten personal with you last
18:53night i knew what i signed up for when i agreed to work for a female i i'm trying to
18:57apologize here
18:58i mean it's not like you didn't say some things too right it's kind of a two-way street i
19:03guess i can
19:03have some big feelings on my special day my mom didn't believe in celebrating birthdays yet there was
19:09always a cake on flag day well you know i promise to make better birthday memories for you starting
19:15right now um attention everyone i would like to publicly acknowledge the belated birthday of our
19:21very own templeton dudge who we're so lucky to have and if you wouldn't mind following me into the
19:27kitchen i'm a little surprise waiting happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
19:36why are we stopping let's keep going happy no what the heck you guys i'm so sorry we're so sorry
19:46really twisting the knife on my special day boss well that's how you want to play it game on
19:51no no no no no no templeton this wasn't on purpose i'm sorry victoria
19:58you and bradley so falling under the spell of a celebrity it's pretty american of you and i ate my
20:03what are you eating peanut butter eminem is pretty american of me well i think that movie's gonna
20:08be a bust i mean his impression of me is right you're right his impression of you was way off
20:13because you were amazing last night it was hot
20:23hey shrek i would have never eaten that cake if it wasn't for you patel no what are you doing
20:29that was my
20:29partner now who's gonna give me my coffee no we are civilized people please stop fighting no oh my
20:38god i'm calling 9-1-1 gotcha it's sugar glass from props department uh huh then then why is frank
20:45bleeding
20:46wait wait frank are you okay whoa fake blood nice no no i uh i bit through my turn my
20:53father and this
20:55is why we don't play with movie props at the office dennis leary
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