Taskmaster - Season 21 Episode 2 - Leg Up, Johnny! - video Dailymotion

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00:02Don't look away

00:16I might just do this all day

00:34Thank you welcome to taskmaster a herd of comedy wildebeest being whittled down by the natural selection of their own

00:41incompetence

00:42What lies in wait for them at the watering hole today? Huh?

00:45Let's get in the Jeep Jeep and go and find out. I hope it's not a comedy crocodile

00:51Please welcome

01:09Who's favorite films he tells me and a carry-on films because it reminds him of a golden time in

01:14mainstream culture

01:15When women could be openly objectified and it was okay to acknowledge that some foreign accents are just hilarious

01:31Let's get going

01:33And the prize task category this week is the most unquestionable thing of beauty

01:39Yes, it's clear-cut

01:40It's unquestionable and yet he will question them and judge them and give maximum points for the most unquestionable one

01:47such

01:47Is his right and that was a reading from Corinthians chapter 9 verse?

01:5118 let's do this who should we have first Joanna page my thing of unquestionable beauty is

01:58Unquestionable evidence of the fact that I was voted wales is sexiest woman in 2009

02:12Represent unquestionable beauty

02:17Right, but this isn't mine. This is taken from my mother's scrapbook

02:21And this is going on like 20 years old and she still has this and she has this because she's

02:27proud of me

02:28Yeah

02:28And if this doesn't say about the unquestionable beauty of a mother's love for her daughter

02:34Then I don't know what does and it gets me here

02:42I think that is a very strong star

02:45Thank you

02:46Right, we're off

02:46Come out

02:47I brought in something that I find to be very beautiful and I cannot believe my friend found it in

02:51the trash

02:51Oh, what look at this Greg?

02:55It's a painting that is absolutely gorgeous. I just looks like this ghostly child's being held captive. It's grotesque. Thank

03:04you

03:07Yeah, the back looks like this it says T-Pain

03:11Why does it say the name of the king of otter tune on the back because it's art Greg and

03:16I think the paintings haunted

03:18I've been trying to get rid of it for years. I

03:22Didn't even ship it here. It was just in my hotel room when I checked

03:25I really hope I lose this episode

03:28Well, you're off to a great start

03:34Amanda, it's my wife took it. She's normally a very good photographer. She said it was an accident. Yeah, this

03:38is a photo of Amanda, so

03:42I

03:43I think it's a happy exit because it actually shows just the hope I'm question of beautiful the whole of

03:48planet Earth is the the nature the

03:53Unbelievably insignificant we are as part of it. I don't know how insignificant the haunting egg island

04:02Do that Greg Amy I have brought a painting of Yorkshire as I think Yorkshire is beautiful and I've made

04:09a very special

04:10Frame which I'd like to show you which I think makes it even more beautiful. Well, take a look at

04:15this

04:24Who did the painting my friend poppy hillstead from Yorkshire? Yeah

04:30I like it very much

04:32Joel, what have you brought us? I've got I've also gone for a painting Amy. Take a look at this,

04:37Greg

04:51Head and that's your body. Oh

04:54Is it your body and it's Greg's head and that's little Alex Horn on the pants. Yeah

05:00I see that you and I make a great hybrid

05:04I saw so sad because I'll never get to see that in real life. Really. It's just that head on

05:10top of a bag of suet

05:14Right, do you know score these yeah, it's tough. Mmm, because I was quite touched by all but one

05:23There's one to come out and you'll thank me for that

05:25I think there's got to be a gap between creepy child and the others. I'm gonna give muscly me three

05:30points muscly me

05:32Okay, so three points to Joel. I'm gonna give Armando's head island four points. Thank you

05:37the general populace would love the bond between mother and daughter and

05:42The people of Yorkshire would love to be celebrated by a picture surrounded by Yorkshire pudding

05:48And thus five points each to the two ladies. There we go five points to only five points to the

05:52honor

05:55Yes, let me begin with something you and I struggle with before every recording Greg kissing. No, it's what to

06:02wear

06:02What to wear?

06:04Oh

06:17Amy, big deep breath in you go

06:22Okay, oh

06:24Do you like the acoustics? Yeah, whoa

06:28Yeah, it makes my skull vibrate

06:31Is it warm in there? It's warm and load feel like I should be grabbing money at the end of

06:36the crystal mates. What's that?

06:38Oh, it's another shot. No, it was popular before this one was I want to keep the seals. I'm gonna

06:44keep all these seals

06:45for eBay

06:48It's lovely and sunny. Oh my god

06:50Choose how much of Alex's bowling outfit to wear throughout part two

06:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

06:58ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

06:59ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

07:01ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

07:02ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

07:03ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

07:09ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

07:10ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

07:10ha

07:10glasses your time will be reduced by four minutes if you choose Alex's bowling

07:16shoes your final time will be reduced by five minutes if you choose to wear

07:22Alex's whole bowling outfit your final time will be reduced by 20 minutes you

07:30have one minute your time starts now the more I choose my final time will be

07:37reduced by 20 minutes so that's good I want to reduce my time who knows there

07:41may be a hindrance there may be I'm looking for bowling overalls bowling

07:47overalls I'm gonna put your bowling glasses on okay so I will wear the shoes

07:54and the gloves your time will be reduced by eight minutes overalls gloves glasses

08:01and shoes yeah I choose to wear your whole outfit good stuff I'll bring it to you

08:17now this is quite interesting about this show you know it makes you realize who

08:24you are as a person yeah you know and I've realized I'm really excited yeah I'm

08:30fucking stupid let's get like if it's did shall we yes well decisions have been

08:35made will they regret those decisions of course they will

08:48oh hi Joanna hello you're wearing my bowling glasses I am they're very nice yeah they help I did say

08:57there's something Guantanamo about this whole process tonight yeah I strongly

09:03disagree with that I think I've got my technique down yeah and I've never worn

09:08these you look good yeah you wouldn't lie to me now I know oh yeah please be

09:16careful find and open the task and give it a good read

09:32there we go well done get the bowling ball in the bucket you must stay on stage at all times

09:41there is a

09:43two-minute time penalty but any skittle touched and all skittles must be standing when the bowling ball enters the

09:52bucket fastest wins your time started when you stepped on the stage

09:56where's the bowling ball oh all right oh no

10:06the thing I already love about this group of contestants is that none of them might like when you find

10:13out it's some awful outfit that's gonna make things so much worse you're like

10:25yeah okay let's bowl well up first it is Amy G and Joe P get the bowling ball in the

10:34bucket

10:37on the stage it's quite near the skittles it's right near the skittles oh

10:42I guess I can see it oh right okay get the bowling ball in the bandit

11:04the good news is you've only touched one skittle

11:06oh my god do I have to put all of these back up for when it goes in

11:09I think so okay oh my god this isn't how I expected this to go all right all right

11:18standing them up one at a time

11:23oh okay oh my god no don't

11:38I reckon I'm on for losing this task

11:42naughty dogs

11:43running away

11:48three left

11:49two left

11:51they're all up

11:54stop the clock stop the clock

11:56sort of quite poetic the way that they both just went boom it was poetic yeah so but they all

12:06had to be standing up when the ball went in the bucket

12:08and they did badly

12:10Amy took 32 minutes

12:14but you saved 20 minutes while wearing the full outfit

12:16yes yes but you did touch every single skittle that's 54 skittles two minute penalty per skittle so that's a

12:22punishment of 108 minutes

12:24plus the 12 minutes you took exactly two hours

12:28wow

12:29Joanna you actually only took 5 minutes 59 to get that

12:31really wow

12:32and also touched every single skittle so your total time was 109 minutes and 59 seconds so you're about 10

12:38minutes quicker you're in the lead

12:39yes

12:40now in a sad reflection of the state of our society we must pause for some gambling adverts

12:45I don't think it's advert time

12:47you wanna bet

12:48yes

12:49yes

12:52yes

12:53yes

13:02hello

13:03we're back

13:04and it's part 2

13:05and there's a ball that badly needs to be banged into a bucket

13:08who's next

13:09that's right kids

13:10it's Joel

13:10and

13:11Amanda

13:12I don't regret my decision

13:14I bet you're all

13:15you're all thinking that I regret it

13:16You guys can absolutely do it whoo

13:21Strict the number of skittles by touch

13:25To be careful two minutes each

13:29See you later

13:31One one

13:34Well, I might do two don't regret it

13:41This will be very heavy

13:46Was it

13:57Well, they found it when the poor in the bucket you have it on record you filmed that didn't you

14:07You're putting your hopes on the freeze frame with that ball going in the bucket. They're still on their feet

14:11these skittles. Yeah task complete

14:16Yeah!

14:21Two four?

14:24Oh!

14:25Oh!

14:25Fuck off!

14:51I don't regret it.

14:55I don't regret it.

15:01I don't regret it.

15:10I don't regret it.

15:11Stop the clock.

15:13Wow.

15:14I don't regret it.

15:35What a shit.

15:37Yeah.

15:38Oh, he is a little shit.

15:40Oh, God, yes.

15:40Well, I put it there to make it easy.

15:42You didn't have to...

15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:47Who'd have thought that your fingers

15:49scrambling around trying to get into a bowling ball

15:51would be so tense?

15:53I kind of enjoyed the drama of it, watching it back.

15:55Oh, Christ, I was on the edge of my seat.

15:56You were very close to nailing the task.

15:58You were quick.

15:59Three minutes, 20, you put the ball in.

16:00And you did offer me the option of then saying

16:03you've got time to pick them all up.

16:04And I thought, that was funny.

16:06I want to just stop at the funny.

16:07And also, I couldn't be bothered.

16:11Do you regret not regretting it with the wisdom of hindsight?

16:13I think it was absolutely fine.

16:15You know, it was an adventure.

16:17And hopefully that adventure didn't cost me too much time.

16:19You were almost exactly the same as Amy,

16:21because you touched every single skittle.

16:23You were wearing all the outfits,

16:24so it was minus 20 but plus 108.

16:26And you took 28 minutes and 46 seconds,

16:29so you were ever so slightly quicker than Amy.

16:31I don't regret it.

16:33Who's next?

16:34Yes, well, there's only one person left to see.

16:37According to his resume,

16:39he's agile, he's strong, he's sexy, he's smart,

16:42and he's made for exactly this sort of task.

16:44Yes, he's Kamal Nanjani.

16:55I've touched two skittles.

16:56Yes.

17:03Okay, you've not touched that one.

17:07Clever.

17:12All right, I'm learning.

17:13Oh, okay.

17:25This feels like a big moment.

17:28This feels like a big moment.

17:44This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

18:04Get the water.

18:06I'm getting cramped.

18:07Hold on.

18:17Can you get me a banana?

18:18Yeah, I can get you a banana.

18:20I'm just going now.

18:33Are you in quite a lot of pain?

18:36Yeah.

18:37I could offer you a certain amount of time per skittle,

18:39and I could give you a hand.

18:41You could...

18:42What?

18:43You can give me a hand?

18:45Well...

18:45Yeah, how much?

18:46If I'm touching them, that's two minutes per skittle.

18:48I'll give you one minute.

18:49I don't benefit from that.

18:5185 seconds?

18:53Okay.

18:54Yeah?

18:55Sure.

18:56Okay.

18:5985 seconds.

19:02170 seconds.

19:21It did go in the bucket.

19:23It's not in the bucket.

19:23It was in the bucket for a moment.

19:33You were gingerly this time.

19:37I've stopped the clock, Camille.

19:40Well done.

19:45I had conflicting emotions watching you.

19:47Like, there were very clever things.

19:49Like, you came up with the not touching the skittle system.

19:52And I thought, ah, that's clever.

19:53And then very quickly after it, I thought,

19:55I'm not going to have to watch him move all of them.

19:59I decided that no matter how long it took,

20:03I was going to get them done,

20:04and I was only going to touch two skittles.

20:06You did touch four in the end,

20:07and you took nearly 40 minutes to do it.

20:10But because of my bargaining,

20:12the maths means that the 85-second penalty per skittles

20:15that I touch, you actually got it in 55 minutes and 13 seconds.

20:18You actually were the fastest out of the five of them.

20:20I won that...

20:21We won this task.

20:23We won this task.

20:27Let's give some points out, you.

20:29OK, well, Armando did not really finish the task.

20:32Couldn't care less.

20:34I don't regret it.

20:36OK.

20:37So, zero to Armando.

20:38We jump up, then Amy, two hours, two points somehow.

20:41Joel, nearly two hours, three points.

20:43Joanna, also nearly two hours, four points.

20:46But the winner of the task, five points, it's Kamel Lundgren!

20:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

20:51Do you think you can see a scoreboard, please?

20:53I do.

20:53Armando, you won't be surprised to hear,

20:55you're currently in last place with four points.

20:57And at the top, she won the first episode,

20:59she's winning this one.

20:59Joanna Page has nine points.

21:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

21:21Hello?

21:22Oh!

21:26Hello?

21:30Hello.

21:30Ah, ha!

21:35Hello!

21:38Oh, my God, I thought it was a mirror!

21:41Oh

21:43Shout out to the art department

21:44Oh

21:46Whoa

21:48Incredible

21:50Right okay, oh, hello

21:53Right yes, ah yes, yes

21:59Hey Alex come out

22:09Yes, please

22:12Okay, that was great man

22:15Like exhilarate exhilarating. Yeah, do exactly what your reflection does you must decide what Alex does then mirror him most

22:24Ambitious but also accurate mirroring wins you have a maximum of 20 minutes

22:29Your time starts now

22:32Okay, so the 20 minutes to decide what my my me do for

22:40So I decide

22:42What you do and then I do it with you. Mm-hmm ideally something. I'm good at I

22:48Just need to think about ambitious

22:51Yes, I'll leave you to yeah, we do a handstand. No, can you yeah?

22:58You could teach me like I feel like we should learn a dance 20 minutes. I think like we could

23:03like get it down scoop scoop

23:05I'm gonna keep that way scoop scoop. Let's get a couple easels, but then we'll paint and

23:11What are we gonna paint? That's up to you?

23:14You know what? I think you paint whatever you want to paint all you've got to do

23:18I don't even know if I can genuinely do a handstand now. I'm

23:2148 and I've had four children. I'm gonna try and see if it's possible. Are you ready? Okay?

23:27It's not possible

23:44Think we're ever gonna see anything less ambitious than the time between you announcing you can do a handstand and

23:51the reality

23:52Oh my god, I really thought I could still do them. When was the last time you did one?

23:57Probably when I was about 12

24:00So ambition ambition and accuracy Greg mmm got a factor in there. Oh, I'll factor that in don't you worry

24:06Well, let's go with Amy who went to some pretty extreme lengths to make me appear just like her

24:27Oh

24:59I

24:59Yeah, I thought thank you very good. I am

25:03Somewhat confused by you dressing as Barry Gibb

25:10The shoot dance was good with lots going on was lots of accuracy to have a start next it's Joel

25:15and if you're wondering if he took his top off

25:19No, there are no spoilers here

25:22I

26:04I

26:06I've seen all week

26:08We were facing away from each other. That's really difficult. So that the level of difficulty is absolutely incredible and

26:15we took our tops off

26:15So that's fun, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was probably more drawn in by you taking your tops off

26:20and kissing

26:22time

26:23Time for an advert break, I think

26:40We'll see you in a minute

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41:23Just got stuck in an argument with my wife

41:27Who

41:27Just told me I hadn't put the bins out and had you not put them in I hadn't

41:33Interesting

41:34Your partner's declaration of love for you not very British that my wife is not here with me and when

41:39I heard her voice I got teary-eyed

41:41Oh

41:43It's sickening

41:46And presumably you've got someone who does the bins for you

41:50No, she does the bins

41:51Oh, she does the bins

41:53So in the end, Joel, you were last, you got five out of ten, so one point

41:57Then Armando got six out of ten, two points, Camille and Amy both got seven out of ten, so they

42:01share four points each

42:02The winner of the task, five points, nine things completed with Joanna Page

42:08Well done Joanna

42:09Okay, everyone, please, make you wait to the stage for the final task of the show!

42:20Alex, who will read the task? Camille Nanjian is going to read the task

42:23Here we go

42:25Work out what word the piper is piping

42:28You may have one guess and may only guess if you are the first to raise both your hands

42:34First to two correct guesses wins

42:37This is the piper, he's called Johnny Pipes

42:39He'll pipe a word, you've got to try to work out what the word is

42:41You have glockenspiels in front of you

42:43You can try to recognise the notes that he's playing by playing your own glockenspiel

42:47I am genuinely medically tone deaf

42:49Medically?

42:51When you think you've got it right, raise both your hands

42:54And then you can say your guess when I point at you

42:56But if you're wrong, you can't guess any more for that word

42:59Just to warn you, he's got to start with a letter E to get the pipes going

43:04So when he's ready to spell his word, he will have his leg up and he will put it down

43:07To start the word. Joel, happy?

43:09Ah, just going to warn you, I don't understand what's going on

43:13Let's go, Johnny

43:23You've spelt the first word

43:28It was low

43:32Johnny can spell it again if you want it

43:34Yes, please

43:35Let's have the word again

43:52Yes, Armando

43:53B

43:54It is B!

43:55Yeah!

43:58Can I just say I loved your face when Armando got a word

44:02When your face went, it works!

44:09Yeah

44:09Yeah, okay, it's one to Armando, nothing to anyone else yet

44:12Okay, ready for the next word?

44:15Leg up, Johnny

44:24Oh, right in there, Amy

44:25Egg!

44:26It is egg!

44:28There it goes

44:29It was fun

44:30It was fun

44:31How are you feeling, John?

44:32I feel like it's just lovely to listen to music

44:37One to Amy, one to Armando

44:38The words are now going to get longer

44:40Oh, God, right

44:41Leg up, Johnny

44:43Oh, God, right

44:56BUZZER

44:57BUZZER

44:57Maybe get a bit closer to the instrument, Joel

45:01BUZZER

45:03BUZZER

45:05BUZZER

45:05Does anyone know any of the letters of this one?

45:07I feel like I'm close, but it doesn't make a word

45:10Ah

45:11Now, Armando

45:12Is it faded?

45:13It's not

45:14No

45:15It's not faded, I'm sorry

45:16I think that clarifies that, then

45:17Yeah, no, it's not that

45:18So you have to have your hands on your hips

45:19You're out of this word, Armando

45:20Can we have it once more, please?

45:23Leg up, Johnny

45:27BUZZER

45:28BUZZER

45:29BUZZER

45:33BUZZER

45:34BUZZER

45:34If Joel gets this, I'm going to explode

45:37BUZZER

45:39BUZZER

45:40BUZZER

45:48BUZZER

45:49Let's go, Johnny

45:50Leg up, Johnny

45:53BUZZER

46:05What's the word, Amy?

46:06Bagged.

46:07It is bagged!

46:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

46:12OK, well, I'll put you down and we'll add that to the final scores,

46:17but first, a big round of applause for Johnny!

46:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

46:21Come down and join me!

46:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

46:27So, Greg, Joanna and Camille didn't get any right,

46:30but they came joint fourths, so they get two points.

46:32Amanda and Joel, four points each for getting one right,

46:34but the winner of the task, five points,

46:36for her two correct answers is Amy Glethill!

46:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

46:41Woo-wee!

46:42Yeah, and that's enough to make her the winner of the episode

46:45with a huge 20 points!

46:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

46:49Amy Glethill wins!

46:51Please go and collect your booty of unquestionable beauty!

46:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

47:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

47:00Here's your winner tonight, David Glethill!

47:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

47:21Shop in on NRL

47:22Monicaabe

47:22soon for? I won't

47:31And have

47:32form… Ole! téc

Taskmaster - Season 21 Episode 2 - Leg Up, Johnny!

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