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00:00:05A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:11Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:12A lot of people ask what I've been up to since.
00:00:48A lot of people ask what I've been up to since.
00:01:12A lot of people ask what I've been up to since.
00:01:42I don't know where he is.
00:02:12Oh...
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:24Shh.
00:02:28Can't go back.
00:02:35Come on!
00:02:50Come on!
00:03:01There's a car.
00:03:03Fuck!
00:03:14Fuck!
00:03:18Oh, my...
00:03:23Oh, shit.
00:03:33It's dead.
00:03:35Oh, shit.
00:03:37Oh, shit.
00:03:43No.
00:03:49Oh, shit.
00:03:56No.
00:04:14Oh, shit.
00:04:35There we go.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:56Oh, shit.
00:05:09Oh, shit.
00:05:12Oh, shit.
00:05:20Oh, shit.
00:05:24Oh, shit.
00:05:29Oh, shit.
00:05:36Oh, shit.
00:05:39Oh, shit.
00:05:43Oh, shit.
00:05:54Oh, shit.
00:06:15Do you want a cup of milk?
00:06:25Oh sure, thank you, that's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
00:06:46It's Dahlia's.
00:06:51Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:55We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving us our trespasses.
00:07:02And Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the pure evil that's pouring
00:07:10across our border
00:07:11and poisoning our great nation, the United States of America.
00:07:15Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:24I'm going to help you replace me.
00:07:26Yeah, that's the first ad.
00:07:28This is our address.
00:07:29Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:39Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye guys.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:46Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:51Bye.
00:07:52Bye.
00:07:53Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:41I'll trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:30Oh, shit.
00:09:32Hey, Boston.
00:09:33Hey, USA.
00:09:34USA.
00:09:35USA.
00:09:37USA.
00:09:38USA.
00:09:38USA.
00:09:39USA.
00:09:40USA.
00:09:41USA.
00:09:42U.S.A.
00:10:12U.S.A.
00:10:58U.S.A.
00:11:12U.S.A.
00:11:12U.S.A.
00:11:23Hello, Roo.
00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:29I had to leave behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw comb, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:02You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah. I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.
00:12:13Um, you don't owe me ten grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No.
00:12:18Um, you did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months
00:12:28means that you actually owe me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:37Uh, $43 million.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:48And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:08Oh, here we go.
00:13:11Uh, here we go.
00:13:34Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que sÃ.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:52The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:28Hey, put your abs in the car, okay, we gotta cross by the street.
00:15:38Hey, put your abs in the car, okay.
00:15:47Hello?
00:15:47Hey, let's go.
00:15:57Yo.
00:15:59Sorry.
00:16:00Don't, man. I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, alright?
00:16:06Breathe through it.
00:16:09Damn.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:34Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:43Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45It's me.
00:16:47Faye Valentine?
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:17:02I remember you, I remember you seeing her, my mother.
00:17:06777-01.
00:17:10777-01.
00:17:12777-02.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Laura!
00:17:53Harlan!
00:17:53She's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer and send the dishwasher.
00:17:58I'm in.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Hang in there.
00:18:04Okay?
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:07Just breathe.
00:18:08I'm an accident.
00:18:10You better get the bucket.
00:18:16And that, ladies and gentlemen,
00:18:19is how Fenton is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fezco's house got raided,
00:18:34Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred,
00:18:44but I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, mate.
00:18:48Here's the rule.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:54Praise the Lord!
00:18:57I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years, and somehow ended up their number one mule.
00:19:04Unless you finally found something for that.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17Oh, I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:31He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What's safe?
00:19:40The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados,
00:19:44and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:56What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:58Uh, I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like,
00:20:09take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs,
00:20:19I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:32And bombed all around for a time
00:20:35Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:40At a sign that rips on certain vines
00:20:44The big cars in the view
00:20:47The city is crumbling.
00:20:48Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:56Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01Alright.
00:21:02Let's go.
00:21:03You still have trouble.
00:21:04Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:08Why longer?
00:21:10Hey, babe.
00:21:10How are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard.
00:21:20It's Bennett.
00:21:20Open up.
00:21:26Whee!
00:21:28How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, I don't know.
00:21:31It was great.
00:21:31Uh, just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:33And she's doing good.
00:21:34She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:36So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:43It always came with a lecture.
00:21:45What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest about what I've been up to, I'd be vague.
00:21:52Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated, like AI.
00:22:02They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:15Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off.
00:22:19But, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:21I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23There was, like, six kids.
00:22:25And they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:29And no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Because they're in a cult.
00:22:38Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like if I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:11I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
00:23:31I'll just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:33It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:35He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:46Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
00:23:50Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:54People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:05The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home, she was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
00:25:14Very nice, Miss Cassie.
00:25:16Very nice.
00:25:19Weak-weak-weak-weak-weak.
00:25:29So I go to work all day.
00:25:31I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just creating content.
00:25:38There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:46You work for the two of us.
00:25:47She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:53Get to work.
00:25:54Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:10People make money doing this.
00:26:12Think about what you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:15How much is that doggy in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggy?
00:26:20I'm a doggy.
00:26:21All right, so you're for sale.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggy.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like you are.
00:26:43I'm blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:45I am growing my following.
00:26:46This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:27:14You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:24Maybe we will.
00:27:26But right now, I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:31Well, it takes money to make money.
00:27:34Let me chip in.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:45You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We gotta put on a shower.
00:28:09Alright, boss.
00:28:10But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard it is
00:28:14to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:27Fuck.
00:28:29Fuck.
00:28:30Fuck.
00:28:32Fuck.
00:28:33Fuck.
00:28:33Fuck.
00:28:34Fuck.
00:28:34Fuck.
00:28:36Fuck.
00:28:40Fuck.
00:28:43Fuck.
00:28:45Fuck.
00:28:48Fuck.
00:28:52How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53How's it going?
00:28:53How's it going on?
00:28:54Nice to see you.
00:28:54Not going on.
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:56I know.
00:28:57It's busy.
00:28:57It's all out.
00:29:01Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:116,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:48Trust me, Kurt, we're going to make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:58I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:07I mean, you can't on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:11See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:18I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait, are you really considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:25Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:40Like, imagine, all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:46They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying,
00:30:50Good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:56People just want to feel special.
00:31:03Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:26Hey, Joey.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:36Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:39No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:01Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:05You ready?
00:32:07Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:48Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:50Gorgeous.
00:32:53What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try.
00:33:03Spin her, kiss her, then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:22Good note.
00:33:24And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut.
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:5390's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:56Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03Spencer's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Yeah, please hold.
00:34:09I have Annie on line too.
00:34:11I'll pay you good.
00:34:15Darling, how are you?
00:34:17How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26She had good relationships with the town.
00:34:28How long do I have to stay at this thing?
00:34:29Stop patting.
00:34:30You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:44Five grand for the night.
00:34:50Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:55Thank you, Ms. Marcia.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:34:59Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:01My life's manageable.
00:35:03Fine.
00:35:03Step two.
00:35:04Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:07I get it.
00:35:09But step three, I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:24That is that.
00:35:26You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30But I did meet this family, and they're super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:41That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:43Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That would be a start.
00:35:46Okay, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:55That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What?
00:35:57So 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look.
00:36:00You're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:03That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06So being gay is a distraction?
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, that's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But hold on.
00:36:20It kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was that thing.
00:36:25Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:29What are you writing?
00:36:30A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:37I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:42Dude.
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Yay, okay.
00:36:49I get it.
00:36:50You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mis-translations, you know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:01You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:09Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no.
00:37:22Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:23Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:35Amen.
00:37:35Hallelujah.
00:37:37Hallelujah.
00:37:41All right.
00:37:49The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:01The earth was without form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of
00:38:10God
00:38:11was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:14Then God said,
00:38:17Let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:33Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:38:42Bye.
00:38:54You're a retard.
00:39:00Bye.
00:39:02Bye.
00:39:03Bye.
00:39:04Bye.
00:39:05Bye.
00:39:06Bye.
00:39:09Bye.
00:39:23Yo, hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me? Really?
00:39:30Yeah, me.
00:39:30Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:32Hey.
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for Faye, he comes just to a lot.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:45Really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:59Ta-da!
00:40:01Good job!
00:40:06Wish me luck.
00:40:15Good job!
00:40:22Ah!
00:40:23Aw!
00:40:26Ah!
00:40:27Ah!
00:40:28Ah!
00:40:29Oh!
00:41:33What the fuck?
00:41:46Hey, man.
00:41:49Uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs.
00:42:11Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21Yeah, for sure.
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39Yeah.
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:43:09Okay.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:11Okay.
00:43:11probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17 percent. I got lucky, man. Is that what you call
00:43:22it?
00:43:30Yo, do you know where the bathroom is? Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:57Lucky. Asshole.
00:44:10Oh shit, sorry. Actually, could you help me? Yeah, of course I can. Yeah, no problem. Thank you so much.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's... Oh yeah? It's a little bit difficult. Well, if it's any
00:44:39consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:43You think so? Hell yeah. All right, there you go. Thank you. No problem. So, how do you know Alamo?
00:44:57Marcos! Marcos! Marcos! Marcos! Marcos! Marcos!
00:45:09I don't know where the sun is.
00:45:17You want to be your man?
00:45:25Exactly.
00:46:03She works for Lori.
00:46:16You walk up into my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:24I'm so sorry.
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady.
00:46:33Got that new batch, babe.
00:46:40This'll hit the spot.
00:46:52I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.
00:46:57It's my little slice of heaven.
00:46:59Yeah, well, some of these girls?
00:47:02Demons.
00:47:04Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:06Yeah?
00:47:07What business are you in?
00:47:08What the fuck is you, girl?
00:47:11FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious.
00:47:18I collect the most sought after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:24More valuable than coal, oil, uranium combined.
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:34No shit, my man.
00:47:37Hell yeah.
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:45I seen it.
00:47:48Pussy.
00:47:49That thing between your legs got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:53So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register.
00:48:00Ka-ching.
00:48:02Ka-ching.
00:48:05Ka-ching.
00:48:05Got motherfucking shit.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:08Aw, man.
00:48:09Well, I came to right fucking house then.
00:48:11That's right.
00:48:12I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:15I own and operate five of the dirtiest, most delectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:22Fully nude.
00:48:24And I always lewd.
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:28Yes.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:35That's like my dream job.
00:48:37Owen.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a hoe?
00:48:41No, man.
00:48:41No, no, no, no.
00:48:42I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know?
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:52Or troublemaking?
00:48:54Hmm?
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:55I see you.
00:48:56You a gay one, huh?
00:49:04I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:07What?
00:49:09What?
00:49:09You see, B?
00:49:10We got a freak-up in here.
00:49:13I'm begging you.
00:49:14Oh.
00:49:14Hire me.
00:49:15Come on, man.
00:49:17Please.
00:49:19Don't you work for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:23Hmm.
00:49:26Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:38That's right, baby.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41That's right.
00:49:42That's right.
00:49:43Your daddy.
00:49:44Is she always like this?
00:49:45Look away.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49Look, what do you do?
00:50:16You've gotta let it Paty zodiac believe it.
00:50:17You know what?
00:50:17Don't you do that?
00:50:25How's the food?
00:50:29It's good.
00:50:31Great.
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:45So, um,
00:50:47can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals.
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000
00:51:02on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000. I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:08But $50,000 on something
00:51:11that's going to die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:15Well...
00:51:18I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:35What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:44I can make it.
00:51:47Doing what?
00:51:51So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:56And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:08Only fans.
00:52:15The porn website.
00:52:18See?
00:52:18No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:20You actually just...
00:52:22You want to do porn?
00:52:24Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:28You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:40Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:51Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:55So...
00:52:58So what are you trying to say?
00:53:00That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:11I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:25And Kurt...
00:53:25Oh, Kurt's not sure if now is the right time to invest.
00:53:29Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:39I just...
00:53:42I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:53This is going to be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:58I'm surrounded by my friends.
00:54:02Family.
00:54:03I have $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:27What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones.
00:54:51You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:02Tish?
00:55:05Tish?
00:55:12Tish?
00:55:25Tish?
00:55:31she send you sabotage my shit is that what she did she put your ass up to this i swear
00:55:38to god
00:55:39i just i gave you what they gave me i didn't pack it i didn't open it i i had
00:55:43no idea
00:55:45i mean if i did why the fuck would i stay here you tell me it's gonna sound fucking stupid
00:55:53now
00:55:53but i i just when we were talking i thought that um i don't know maybe god brought us together
00:56:05yeah yeah i mean i don't want to be working for lori she's got me swallowing balloons the size of
00:56:12golf balls and like packing my intestines and going across the border it's fucking hell on earth
00:56:17and it's over some shit i did in high school
00:56:19did she just say fucking high school nigga she talking about high school lori fronted me a
00:56:25suitcase in high school and then like my mom found it and she flushed it down the toilet i mean
00:56:30i'm not
00:56:30like blaming my mom obviously because i should have hit it better but the point is lori came back and
00:56:34she said that i owed her a hundred thousand dollars and i have been paying for that single fucking
00:56:38mistake ever since
00:56:41so
00:56:44you know when you started talking about how in america you can reinvent yourself
00:56:48i thought i don't know maybe this is god
00:56:54maybe this is the hand of god
00:56:57at work
00:56:58you know giving me something to look forward to or like some kind of hope
00:57:02hope that
00:57:04one day
00:57:07i i could
00:57:10you know i could also have my own little size of heaven
00:57:17so you believe in god
00:57:21kiss her
00:57:28well let's see if he believes in you
00:57:32huh
00:57:32i
00:57:32i
00:57:32i
00:57:32i
00:57:59i
00:57:59i
00:58:00i
00:58:19If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:56I'd stay real still.
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:30I don't know.
01:00:11I don't know.
01:00:27I don't know.
01:01:00I don't know.
01:01:21And she drops what she's doing
01:01:24And her is down to meet me
01:01:27And I'm always late
01:01:32But she sits waiting patiently
01:01:35Smiles when she first sees me
01:01:38Because she's made that way
01:01:42And if that's not loving me
01:01:45And she's made that way
01:01:49And she's made that way
01:01:52And she's made that way
01:01:52And she's made that way
01:01:52And she's made that way
01:01:52You
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