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00:00:09you said you'd always watch out for me you promised well maybe i don't want to look at
00:00:13you i hate you zoe uh you remember my son ryan hey your father wasn't having an affair with
00:00:18your grace he raped her no oh my god samir is that zoe's dad yes i would never let anything
00:00:28happen to you or zoe samir's done it as of last week that naughty little bug of his it's finally
00:00:36strong enough to top homeland i want you to find william butcher we've got an uber virus strong
00:00:43enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet no soldier boy killing my family i gotta get this
00:00:49motherfucker out of my head look you let me go you'll be the hero that saved the translucent
00:00:57sweet boy i will be there for you always
00:01:04why does everyone keep leaving
00:01:06stand up in the name of jesus this is mine
00:01:16so
00:01:40you
00:01:42Zat knies
00:02:12tutaj
00:02:26powини
00:02:27Miami
00:02:28routing
00:02:28sudah
00:02:31nu
00:02:32Dan
00:02:53Please. I have family. I love Imagine Dragons. Please.
00:03:00I'm sorry. No one can know I was here.
00:03:08Soldier Boy. America's first hero. Defender of liberty, faith, and family. Branded a traitor by the legacy media. Scapegoated by
00:03:19Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
00:03:24But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn. And America deserves the truth.
00:03:32Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia, working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
00:03:38traitors in Ukraine.
00:03:39Turns out Russia isn't our enemy. They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trance bathrooms.
00:03:45We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice. And we hope that he can forgive us as he
00:03:52takes his rightful place on the Seven.
00:03:57It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first-ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
00:04:16My boy. My poor, sweet boy.
00:04:23I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
00:04:30Oh, hold on. Okay. When did you find out?
00:04:31Hold on, and then when did you...
00:04:32He's got the phone right here.
00:04:35He's got the son of a very secret.
00:04:49Forty years out of spotlight, you still got it, huh?
00:04:53Well, Sage tells me socials are blowing up.
00:04:57People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
00:05:02Believe that?
00:05:09Come on.
00:05:10I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
00:05:13I wouldn't have.
00:05:14Swear to God.
00:05:16Although I did tell you not to engage.
00:05:18So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
00:05:24Gentlemen, lab results are in.
00:05:27Lab results.
00:05:33How?
00:05:34We were there. They all got infected. We watched them die.
00:05:38How the fuck is that Constable Raven?
00:05:41Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:05:50He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
00:05:52Shit.
00:05:53V1? What is V1?
00:05:55Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
00:06:00V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:06:03Highly unstable.
00:06:04Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:06:07You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel.
00:06:11Stormfront.
00:06:12Who is Stormfront?
00:06:13Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:06:15I think you know where's Liberty.
00:06:18Point is, V1 saved your life.
00:06:21And is likely why your generation of soups doesn't age.
00:06:24This is a modern compound V molecule.
00:06:28This is the virus.
00:06:30Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
00:06:36It looks like this.
00:06:39Nothing for the virus to bind to.
00:06:41You might have told us that before we tested it.
00:06:43V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
00:06:47We all did.
00:06:48But now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
00:06:53Hmm.
00:07:03Okay, but what about Homelander?
00:07:05Does this, does this mean that...
00:07:07I'm his son.
00:07:08Am I immune to?
00:07:10No.
00:07:11Your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety V.
00:07:14Like me, like every other soup.
00:07:15But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:07:19Immune to the virus.
00:07:20Maybe even immortal.
00:07:21Bring me some.
00:07:22I can't.
00:07:23Why not?
00:07:24Thought destroyed every vial.
00:07:25There's none left.
00:07:26Could the vial still exist?
00:07:27Somewhere.
00:07:28I suppose.
00:07:29Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
00:07:31We need to get to it before Homelander does.
00:07:34How?
00:07:35I'm sure he knows all this already.
00:07:36We're fucked.
00:07:37Good point, love.
00:07:38We hit him with the virus today.
00:07:40While it still works.
00:07:42That wasn't at all my point.
00:07:44Which is right.
00:07:45See?
00:07:47It's the smart play.
00:07:48We draw him out and hit him today.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51How are you going to get it in front of him?
00:07:53Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
00:07:56Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
00:07:58And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
00:08:03So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this v1.
00:08:07We don't really have a choice.
00:08:10I know where to start.
00:08:15Wow.
00:08:16Thank God that stuff's in here.
00:08:17Saved you.
00:08:18Um, I guess all's well today.
00:08:20It won't fuck you.
00:08:21You knew Butcher had the virus.
00:08:23You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
00:08:26No, no, I did not.
00:08:28What I wanted...
00:08:29Well, junk's on you, asshole.
00:08:30No, because I'm going to live.
00:08:32And you'll die.
00:08:34If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
00:08:36And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
00:08:40I'll be running the seven, shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
00:08:47Look at you.
00:08:50Just the softest, wettest boy.
00:08:55Hypothetic.
00:08:56You're nothing at all.
00:09:06Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
00:09:08We don't have a choice.
00:09:19He knows what this means, right?
00:09:21If we do get this fee, why don't you and Kimiko could take some?
00:09:24I mean, if it made Soulja Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune, too, like a vaccine.
00:09:28Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
00:09:30Like a koosh ball, but with dicks.
00:09:33Very specific, but look, there's a chance.
00:09:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:39No, no, no, not you again.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:41Zoe, take it easy.
00:09:42Put him away, kiddo.
00:09:44That won't be necessary.
00:09:47At least, not yet.
00:09:50Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
00:09:52I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
00:09:54Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:58She set this up, actually.
00:10:00Did she?
00:10:01Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:10:04You mean the first generation V?
00:10:07Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
00:10:15You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:10:18But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:10:27Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:10:28And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:10:31But you're still working with him.
00:10:34We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
00:10:38And if he does, he lives forever.
00:10:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:10:45So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking Black Mr. Spock, or you're going to help us out?
00:10:56Follow me.
00:11:09After you.
00:11:320.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
00:11:40It smells in here.
00:11:41You're right.
00:11:42It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off in the corner.
00:11:47It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
00:11:49Fuck!
00:11:49Everyone, this is Maverick.
00:11:51Translucent, son.
00:11:54Sup, player?
00:11:56Sup?
00:11:57Player?
00:11:58Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
00:12:01You sang at my dad's funeral.
00:12:03Maverick, hi.
00:12:04Um, what are you doing here?
00:12:06Don't you go to Gadolkin?
00:12:07Fuck that place.
00:12:09And fuck Vought.
00:12:10They're all a bunch of liars.
00:12:11They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
00:12:14Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
00:12:19It was Homelander.
00:12:22Homelander killed my dad.
00:12:30I've been saying it for years.
00:12:34This fucking, this fucking motherfucker.
00:12:38Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
00:12:42What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
00:12:45I believe the children are our future.
00:12:47Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
00:12:50Follow me.
00:12:51If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
00:12:57V1 was barbaric and unstable.
00:13:00Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
00:13:04He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
00:13:08Jesus.
00:13:09Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
00:13:15Why am I not surprised?
00:13:17By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
00:13:21security.
00:13:23Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mentioned of V1 under the rug,
00:13:28like every other sordid chapter in this company's history.
00:13:31And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
00:13:33Not that I've seen.
00:13:35You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
00:13:38This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
00:13:40If you want to look through them, be my guest.
00:13:49Zoe?
00:13:50Zoe, wait.
00:13:53What happened to your mom was awful.
00:13:56Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
00:14:00I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
00:14:02I promise.
00:14:09Promise?
00:14:10You promised that we'd be safe.
00:14:13That I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
00:14:16I'm sorry.
00:14:17Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
00:14:22So go fuck yourself.
00:14:35Maybe if I'd raised you, I could have made you better.
00:14:39You're a fucking disappointment.
00:14:42Disappointment.
00:14:43The pitiful disappointment you are.
00:14:45Deep down, there's a part of you that is still human.
00:14:48You pathetic.
00:14:49You're pathetic.
00:14:50Weak.
00:14:51You're my greatest failure.
00:14:52You're nothing at all.
00:14:53You're my greatest failure.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13Oh, my boy.
00:15:14My... my sweet boy.
00:15:18What is wrong? Why are you so unhappy?
00:15:22My father and my dear son. Everything. It's all falling apart.
00:15:29No. No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
00:15:33Yes, it's been foretold.
00:15:36You're about to ascend, become immortal, divine, a true god.
00:15:42God, with the love of the world.
00:15:46I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more loved than Jesus?
00:15:53And why should he have more love than you?
00:15:57You save more people than he does.
00:16:02The one true God.
00:16:07How?
00:16:09How millions of people should save me.
00:16:12Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
00:16:18Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:21Skin parents in front of their children.
00:16:25Rid the world of the wicked.
00:16:27Yeah.
00:16:28The non-believers.
00:16:33The only ones left will be your faithful.
00:16:37And they will love you in their hearts.
00:16:40They'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you.
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44You have one last task, my love.
00:16:47Yes.
00:17:00You have one last task, my love.
00:17:02You have one last task, my love.
00:17:03You have one last task, my love.
00:17:04You have one last task, my love.
00:17:04You have one last task, my love.
00:17:04You have one last task, my love.
00:17:05You have one last task, my love.
00:17:05You have one last task, my love.
00:17:06You have one last task, my love.
00:17:07You have one last task, my love.
00:17:07You have one last task, my love.
00:17:08You have one last task, my love.
00:17:08You have one last task, my love.
00:17:09You have one last task, my love.
00:17:10You have one last task, my love.
00:17:15You have one last task, my love.
00:17:19you're late came as soon as you texted it's kind of far where russia near the
00:17:25border i think anybody see you uh no what's that
00:17:39i got myself shaving trust me you don't need a shave
00:17:51so your your grandpa's in there with them now is uh is butcher in there no but they can lead
00:18:00us to
00:18:00him we can find him and kill him kill butcher i don't think that's a good idea you don't think
00:18:08we could he's dangerous look what he did to your mom that's the point he's not worth it ryan it's
00:18:16not
00:18:16worth you getting hurt he'd kill you so i'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in
00:18:24my
00:18:24hand so forget it
00:18:43you think i couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath
00:18:49what the fuck well well well ain't this my lucky fucking day should buy myself a lotto ticket
00:18:57i thought you'd still be in touch with your girl you never hadn't showed i was planning to nick so
00:19:02text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running but hey fucking christmas
00:19:15nice one but i don't break easy no more not like mallory you're a right tough lad ain't you
00:19:23killing an old lady and fucking off to russia
00:19:28so he was right about you maybe i should just put you out of your misery
00:19:35you could but you won't and why is that because we both love the same woman and we both hate
00:19:44the same
00:19:44cunt look mate you can be as pussy with me as you like but we both know i ain't the
00:19:54bad guy
00:19:56no really i just need us to have a proper chat that's all
00:20:10home leather up here what are you
00:20:15what in the fuck
00:20:20is that milk better breast milk from the nicu at mount sinai well what you ask me up here so
00:20:25i
00:20:26can watch you swim in tit jizz i want to give you another chance you want to give me another
00:20:30chance
00:20:31yes help me find the v1 i'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors besides cleopatra jones
00:20:39said there's no v1 to find oh there most certainly is and i am going to find it
00:20:46yeah what makes you so sure an angel told me
00:20:50it's my destiny just when i thought it was a ceiling to how fucking weird you could get
00:20:56yes yes make your jokes you've been blessed with immortality
00:21:02and what have you done with it drink and fuck yourself numb
00:21:08you you you are a disappointment
00:21:15you see
00:21:20i am not going to waste my immortality i am going to take what's rightfully mine
00:21:25i'm asking you if you want to sit at the table because you're my father
00:21:29but with or without you a reckoning is coming
00:21:36you know all i see is a freak a freak with a bushel of gray pubes
00:21:44try some just for men
00:22:00what's ford harmony
00:22:02i have no idea it's all over these memos
00:22:04what do they say
00:22:05i don't know the text is encrypted but i think i can crack it
00:22:09you couldn't possibly
00:22:10it's 1944 there's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then
00:22:16give me an hour
00:22:20fuck his hair
00:22:35hey
00:22:37sorry just uh
00:22:38you might want to lighten up on that
00:22:41vibro mango thunder
00:22:42that is
00:22:43that is musky
00:22:45my dad was in the first campaign
00:22:47vanish into freshness
00:22:49it just smells like him
00:22:51you know
00:22:53i'm sorry about your dad
00:22:55i i lost mine
00:22:57too
00:22:58i'm sorry to hear that
00:22:59it's just it's crazy right
00:23:01walk around one day feeling fine
00:23:03and then
00:23:05out of nowhere the pain just hits you like a truck
00:23:07like
00:23:08just takes the wind out of you
00:23:09you guys are trying to take down homelander
00:23:11right
00:23:12let me help
00:23:13look maverick i i don't think that's such a good idea
00:23:15it
00:23:15it's really dangerous
00:23:17i don't care he fucking killed my dad
00:23:20it's the only thing i can think about
00:23:21i know that you want this to mean something
00:23:24but it's never gonna make sense
00:23:26and the more that you try the less sense it'll make
00:23:28it
00:23:30trust me
00:23:32i know
00:23:33what am i supposed to do
00:23:34honestly just
00:23:36let go
00:23:38live your life
00:23:39be happy
00:23:40fall in love with someone
00:23:42i do have a girlfriend
00:23:43really
00:23:45sloan
00:23:46she's an alpaca
00:23:51cool just
00:23:52maybe think about
00:23:53what your dad
00:23:53would want for you
00:23:54and and then
00:23:55do that
00:23:56that's what i'm trying to do
00:23:57anyway
00:24:00can i um
00:24:01can i just talk to you for a quick second
00:24:04yeah
00:24:08stop
00:24:15another mention of fort harmony from 1963
00:24:19butcher has a scanner no
00:24:20he does
00:24:21maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text
00:24:25okay
00:24:26go with him
00:24:27sounds good
00:24:27i've been watching pornography and i'd like to try out some kind of lingots
00:24:35i don't understand
00:24:38all you do
00:24:38is get him on the blower
00:24:40and tell him you want to see him
00:24:41he rocks up
00:24:42you chuck the shit in his face
00:24:45and that'll be it
00:24:47why me
00:24:48because he won't leave the fortress of culture for anyone else
00:24:51so this is what you want to talk to me about
00:24:54killing my dad
00:24:56listen mate
00:24:56is that all you think i'm good for
00:24:58i ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more
00:25:00alright
00:25:00you're done with that
00:25:01homelander raped your mum
00:25:03he's gonna burn everything down
00:25:04and you
00:25:05are the only one who can stop him
00:25:08now
00:25:10normally i don't put no stock in any of that bollocks
00:25:12about destiny
00:25:13but
00:25:14if anyone's got one
00:25:15it's you
00:25:21i throw this virus at him
00:25:23what'll happen to me
00:25:27he'll die
00:25:32i'll be close by
00:25:32we'll go together
00:25:36look
00:25:39i ain't gonna lie to you
00:25:40this
00:25:42this is
00:25:42not what your mum wanted
00:25:44but it's the only way
00:25:48and it will be
00:25:49justice
00:25:53you're asking me to kill myself
00:25:58you wouldn't be the first lad
00:25:59to throw his life away in a war
00:26:02but you would be the first
00:26:04to save the world
00:26:06doing it
00:26:19i'll fetch us a coin
00:26:30i mean no wonder soldier boy's getting all this heat
00:26:33he's a fucking nepo daddy
00:26:34like he's not even that good looking
00:26:36like
00:26:37his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting
00:26:40like you shave his head
00:26:42he's the gayest sailor in fleet week
00:26:44seriously man
00:26:45thanks for letting me tag along
00:26:47i need a win
00:26:49will you just tell me this
00:26:51homelander really didn't want me to come along
00:26:52he didn't like
00:26:54mention my name even once
00:26:59why'd he ask them
00:27:08keep heading south
00:27:12so like
00:27:14what's your story
00:27:16my story
00:27:17yeah
00:27:18i was born on a sugar bush
00:27:19maple farm
00:27:20one day when i was five
00:27:21my parents died
00:27:22in a tidal wave of molasses
00:27:24then i was raised by four geese
00:27:25and an agoraphobic fox
00:27:26in a crystal cave
00:27:27where they taught me the ways of the soil
00:27:28and the salts until gerald
00:27:30that's the eldest goose
00:27:32revealed to me that he's the reincarnation
00:27:34of robin williams
00:27:35and then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship
00:27:37to orc
00:27:37because mork and mindy
00:27:38is a netflix documentary
00:27:42orson married us
00:27:44and the rest is history
00:27:45and then he asked you to come along
00:27:55personally
00:27:55and he said the v1 could be a cure
00:28:22you really think so
00:28:24would give us more time
00:28:31what would you want to do
00:28:33we could travel
00:28:35i can dj
00:28:36in berlin
00:28:38nothing to tie us down
00:28:39never in the same place twice
00:28:47do you want that for your kids
00:28:49of course not
00:28:50which is why i would never have any
00:28:59it's uh
00:29:02you want children
00:29:05three
00:29:06two girls and a boy
00:29:08a house by the water
00:29:08and maybe a bernardoodle
00:29:10peace and quiet
00:29:12after all this killing
00:29:13i just want a place to call home
00:29:37yeah
00:29:40i told her you were 30
00:29:42fuck the lever
00:29:44fuck lace
00:29:45here's to the bird if it's on your face
00:29:53where'd you pick that up
00:29:54me old man
00:29:55you're too close
00:29:57no not really
00:29:59he was a
00:30:00piss artist
00:30:02used to
00:30:03lose all his money on the ggs
00:30:06horses
00:30:07and then he'd come home
00:30:08beat the living daylights out of len and me
00:30:12and then later
00:30:14laugh about it with his mates
00:30:16yeah he was a right cunt
00:30:18where's he now
00:30:19bottom of the thames
00:30:21i put him there just the other day
00:30:25i only wish i'd done it sooner
00:30:27before he caused more
00:30:31more damage
00:30:35butchard
00:30:38do you think that i could ever
00:30:41that i might turn into my dad
00:30:48i don't know
00:30:54my mom
00:30:56and grace
00:30:58the others
00:31:00all i do is just hurt people
00:31:02i can't be around anyone
00:31:10without us
00:31:13without soups
00:31:16the world is a better
00:31:18safer place
00:31:27i'll do it
00:31:39following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters
00:31:42protesters have taken to the streets and clashed violently with superheroes and police alike
00:31:48it's all so tediously predictable
00:31:51insurgency
00:31:52counterinsurgency
00:31:54liberation
00:31:55crackdown
00:31:55round and round
00:31:57she goes
00:31:59is now a good time to say i've always found you super fucking creepy
00:32:03oh hold on a second
00:32:05i got something
00:32:06check that out
00:32:07so fort harmony was an army hospital where frederick vaught worked
00:32:12the government designated it top secret
00:32:14and then decommissioned it after the war
00:32:17why is that square blurry
00:32:19that's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden
00:32:22now i'll bet you a porterhouse at luger's
00:32:24that's what vaught was testing the v1
00:32:26if there's any more left out there
00:32:27that would be the fucking place to look
00:32:36were you followed
00:32:37hell no
00:32:38homeland is looking for v1 just like we are
00:32:40it's only a matter of time before we found you
00:32:42we're at 90 feet below solid concrete
00:32:44the door is munitions grade
00:32:46ballistics resistant
00:32:47same as a norad bunker in giant mountain
00:32:49it will hold
00:32:52but i hope so
00:33:02oh thank you fuck
00:33:03it won't hold forever
00:33:04so we're trapped down here
00:33:06what's the plan
00:33:07wait
00:33:09has anyone seen zoe
00:33:18what's the plan
00:33:21what's the plan
00:33:23what's the plan
00:33:29what's the plan
00:33:37what's the plan
00:33:39what's the plan
00:33:40what's the plan
00:33:40what's the plan
00:33:40Let's go.
00:34:19Let's go.
00:34:40Oh my God.
00:35:08Let's go.
00:35:20Let's go.
00:35:23Let's go.
00:35:25I'm sorry.
00:35:26I'm sorry.
00:35:28I cannot allow you to leave.
00:35:33Please don't make me shoot your papa.
00:35:38No.
00:35:40Let them go.
00:35:41She tried to kill us both.
00:35:43She should grow up like a kid.
00:35:44Not like us.
00:35:50Go.
00:36:19Let's go.
00:36:22Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:36:25Can we get out that way?
00:36:28That's precisely where Noir's patrolling.
00:36:30Well, if that's the case, then what are you packing?
00:36:38Whoa.
00:36:38I've been looking for those.
00:36:43Oh.
00:36:46Oro Blanco.
00:36:47Oh.
00:36:48500 a stick.
00:36:50Oh.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:56Oh.
00:37:19You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaught.
00:37:23And here I am smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
00:37:28I remember your father, you know.
00:37:32He was impressive.
00:37:35Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had Vaught.
00:37:38And one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
00:37:44Damn fucking straight he did.
00:37:45But he couldn't win.
00:37:49It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
00:37:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:37:55You know that, right?
00:37:56Who?
00:37:57Vaught?
00:37:57Please.
00:37:58It's more powerful than Vaught.
00:38:00Or Homelander.
00:38:01More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:38:04It's profit and loss.
00:38:06Supply and demand.
00:38:08The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:38:12We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:38:16And we all have our part to play.
00:38:21Say you kill Soldier Boy or Homelander or even release this virus.
00:38:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
00:38:30Because corporations must still grow.
00:38:36Money must still be made.
00:38:38The machine must still be fed.
00:38:41That is the way of the world.
00:38:46Motherfucker.
00:38:49When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:38:54Like I said, we all have our part to play.
00:38:57Mm-hmm.
00:39:01If that day ever comes, I have a part to play to.
00:39:07And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17Ha ha.
00:39:19Showtime.
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00:39:54Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:39:57Listen.
00:39:58Uh, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
00:40:02It's out there.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04I know it.
00:40:05Uh, how many people do you want on it?
00:40:08Everyone.
00:40:09It's all we do from now on.
00:40:11Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:40:19Vaught, destroy the original formula.
00:40:20That could take years.
00:40:21Skip animal testing.
00:40:23You have camps full of criminals?
00:40:24Just start using them.
00:40:26Mm-hmm.
00:40:29Mm-hmm.
00:40:35This is wonderful.
00:40:43Well, hi, boss.
00:40:45What are you...
00:40:45What are you drinking?
00:40:47Mm-hmm.
00:40:50Mm-hmm.
00:40:53Mm-hmm.
00:40:56It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
00:41:00But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
00:41:03Homelander's father.
00:41:05Thing.
00:41:07The Glock, huh?
00:41:09Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
00:41:13Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:41:15This here's a nine millimeter.
00:41:17Gen five, seven round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
00:41:22Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
00:41:24Battle proven all-American cult 1911.
00:41:28Chambered in 45 ACP.
00:41:33That'll blow your fucking panties off.
00:41:36Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late night Harlem stroll, but this here, that's a certified crowd killer.
00:41:43Think you mean an antique?
00:41:44I mean a classic.
00:41:46You want to give it a try?
00:41:49Now, some can't handle the kick.
00:41:51Something tells me you'll do just fine.
00:41:58I haven't so fancy!
00:42:17Well, I got handed to you.
00:42:20I haven't fucked that hard since...
00:42:23Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
00:42:27I ain't got no idea who that is.
00:42:32Hey, why the hairless pussy?
00:42:35Huh?
00:42:35I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not gonna get a fat base full of fur?
00:42:41Is that how Homelander likes you?
00:42:43Like a baby?
00:42:47More like a mother.
00:42:51But you two have fucked, right?
00:42:53Mm-mm.
00:42:57Damn.
00:42:58I gotta admit, I was kinda just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
00:43:04That's terrible.
00:43:05Who would do such a thing?
00:43:08You shouldn't say that about your son.
00:43:10Well, he thinks he's better than me.
00:43:12He doesn't.
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:17I don't know much.
00:43:18But I can read people.
00:43:19And the way he looks at you...
00:43:22Shoot.
00:43:23I ain't ever seen look at nobody like that.
00:43:34Yeah.
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:35He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
00:43:38And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:43:41Oof.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48Someone I want you to meet.
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:54Is this...
00:43:56Terror.
00:43:58Well, my mom told me all about you.
00:44:01Hey, boy.
00:44:01Where's he been?
00:44:02My Aunt Judy's been looking after him.
00:44:05Does he still hump everything?
00:44:07Gentleman of his age?
00:44:10Well, he does his best.
00:44:16Ryan?
00:44:18K-Kamiko?
00:44:20Wait, you...
00:44:21You can talk.
00:44:28Tell me.
00:44:30It's all gone.
00:44:33Where is Samir?
00:44:35We let him leave with Zoe.
00:44:36We're not all monsters, you fucking...
00:44:39Monster.
00:44:45You thought you were I'll never make more.
00:44:48So back off.
00:45:03We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:45:05Not today, we're not.
00:45:07Then when?
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09A week.
00:45:10Maybe a month.
00:45:12We don't have a month.
00:45:14He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
00:45:16Let's just go now.
00:45:19Not without a virus.
00:45:21But you said I was strong enough.
00:45:23You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:45:25You said it was my destiny.
00:45:26I just said that.
00:45:27So you get him out of tower.
00:45:30Without that germ,
00:45:31you'd just be another stupid kid
00:45:33on a fucking suicide run.
00:45:37Same old lying pathetic asshole.
00:45:43Ryan.
00:45:45Ryan.
00:45:52Alright, kid.
00:45:53This is a halothane grenade.
00:45:55What you do is you pull the pin,
00:45:56you toss it,
00:45:58and you run like hell.
00:45:59Also, make sure you don't inhale
00:46:01or else you're gonna knock yourself out too.
00:46:03Once all the bodies are down
00:46:04and the smoke clears,
00:46:05we'll come out and get you.
00:46:06Got it?
00:46:07Yeah, got it.
00:46:09Maverick.
00:46:11Be careful.
00:46:18Huey.
00:46:22Hey.
00:46:22Hey, no.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:24It's just...
00:46:25He's a really good kid.
00:46:27I mean, if we find the V1,
00:46:29I think we should give him some.
00:46:30Huey.
00:46:31Come on.
00:46:32How many more people are we gonna kill
00:46:34and then their kids come after us?
00:46:36And then we kill them
00:46:37and it's this vicious cycle
00:46:38that never fucking ends.
00:46:41Maybe we'll never be able to break it,
00:46:42but we have to at least try.
00:46:51What was that for?
00:46:52It's just, uh...
00:46:55It's been a long time
00:46:57since I've been around someone
00:46:58who is actually trying to make things better
00:47:01instead of stopping them from getting worse.
00:47:06You think the V1 can save us?
00:47:08Fuck yeah, I do.
00:47:11He's at the hatch.
00:47:40Fuck.
00:47:45What the fuck is this?
00:47:47Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
00:47:49It stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
00:47:53Here, take him.
00:47:53Shit burns my nose.
00:47:55Maverick?
00:47:56Is that you, bro?
00:47:57You with Edgar?
00:47:58You were one of my dad's best friends.
00:48:00How come you never told me
00:48:01it was Homelander that killed him?
00:48:03Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
00:48:06It was Butcher's Crew.
00:48:08You know, that sus French dude
00:48:10and Starlight's boyfriend.
00:48:11What's his name?
00:48:11Lucy Howie?
00:48:12They blew him up.
00:48:14Stuffed his body parts in a box
00:48:15and dropped him in the East River.
00:48:17This is all with my own eyes.
00:48:19No cap on God, bro.
00:48:31Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
00:48:35Fuck.
00:48:41Fuck.
00:48:44Fuck.
00:48:48Fuck.
00:48:55They were just here.
00:48:57Fuck.
00:49:03Fuck.
00:49:06Fuck.
00:49:10God damn it.
00:49:11Fuck.
00:49:11There's not enough power.
00:49:16Slithery motherfucker.
00:49:21I mean instant karma, but fuck okay, we got to go out front stick together
00:49:30Yo, nice work robocop
00:50:10Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game
00:50:18Rollin, rollin, keep rollin, rollin, rollin
00:50:56Mango Thunder motherfucker
00:51:07Where's Yuri?
00:51:09It was you, wasn't it?
00:51:11You killed my dad
00:51:12Get the fuck off me
00:51:14Where are you?
00:51:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:51:20You sick fuck
00:51:20You're right, you're right, it was me
00:51:22It was me
00:51:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad too
00:51:27You fucking psycho
00:51:28Just wait, just wait
00:51:29Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend
00:51:32Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared
00:51:39And I felt all this, this hate, and I'm sorry
00:51:42I shouldn't have done it, it's not the answer
00:51:44It's the only answer, motherfucker
00:51:52Maverick, stop
00:51:53I don't wanna fight you
00:51:54I don't wanna fight you
00:51:55I don't wanna fight you
00:52:01I don't wanna fight you
00:52:23Oh, my God!
00:52:54There's Maverick.
00:52:58She's got Maverick.
00:53:01It's okay.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:07Everything's gonna be okay.
00:53:13I'm here.
00:53:37Dad?
00:53:40Ryan.
00:53:42Hey, you.
00:53:44I'm really glad you called.
00:53:46I knew you would.
00:53:48It's like a...
00:53:50miracle.
00:53:53You like the upgrade?
00:53:55Do you remember when you took me here?
00:53:57Pretended to care about me?
00:54:00I do care about you, son.
00:54:02I love you.
00:54:07I need to ask you.
00:54:08For my forgiveness.
00:54:11You already have it.
00:54:12Okay? Let me finish.
00:54:15I put too much pressure on you
00:54:16to fill my boots,
00:54:18and I realize now
00:54:20that, uh...
00:54:21well,
00:54:23that...
00:54:24that was impossible.
00:54:27But,
00:54:27I do have some
00:54:29pretty exciting news.
00:54:31I am
00:54:32going to live forever now.
00:54:35I'll realize my own
00:54:37legacy.
00:54:38And you,
00:54:40you're off the hook.
00:54:42You can do
00:54:42whatever...
00:54:44Did you do it?
00:54:45Did you rape my mom?
00:54:46What?
00:54:47Of course not.
00:54:50Who told...
00:54:50Did William Butcher
00:54:51tell you that?
00:54:54Your mother and I,
00:54:56we had an affair.
00:54:58A consensual affair
00:55:00between two adults.
00:55:01Your heart's racing.
00:55:02Yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:55:04And frankly,
00:55:05my heart's breaking a little bit
00:55:06that you could think
00:55:07I would do something like that.
00:55:13Ryan.
00:55:14Ryan.
00:55:16Ryan.
00:55:17Ryan.
00:55:19Ryan.
00:55:20I don't know
00:55:21where this is coming from,
00:55:22because
00:55:22your mother,
00:55:24she came on to me.
00:55:28Ryan.
00:55:30Son.
00:55:31Ryan.
00:55:32Ryan, buddy,
00:55:33look what came out of it.
00:55:34My son.
00:55:35A blessing.
00:55:36A blessing.
00:55:57Oh, Ryan.
00:55:59Look at what you made me do.
00:56:14It's okay, my sweet, sweet boy.
00:56:40It's okay.
00:56:59Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:57:01Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:57:06Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:57:07And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:57:09If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:57:11We are so fucked.
00:57:13Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:57:17Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21Okay, I do have some good news.
00:57:25We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
00:57:28In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:57:34The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:57:43And this is good news?
00:57:44Are we?
00:57:45The files are no longer reducted.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:50Well, that's where we're headed.
00:58:14Annie?
00:58:16Wait!
00:58:17Wait!
00:58:18Wait!
00:58:18You could have died, Huey.
00:58:19I'm okay.
00:58:20I'm here.
00:58:21But I think if that happened...
00:58:22I just...
00:58:22I wouldn't come back from that.
00:58:24This was easier when I was on my own.
00:58:26Annie.
00:58:27Well, I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:58:42Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:46Well, well, well...
00:58:49Well, well, well...
00:58:50Well, well, well...
00:58:52So I can die easy, Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:55Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:58Jesus is going to make up my dying, babe.
00:59:03All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:59:10Well, well, well...
00:59:11So I can die easy.
00:59:14Well, well, well...
00:59:17Well, well, well...
00:59:19So I can die easy, Jesus is going to make up my dying, babe.
00:59:34We have much to discuss.
00:59:41Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
00:59:50All I want you to do is take me when I die.
01:00:01Well, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to mourn.
01:00:09All I want for you to do is take my body home.
01:00:16Well, well, well...
01:00:18So I can die easy.
01:00:20Well, well, well...
01:00:25So I can die easy, Jesus is going to make up, Jesus is going to make up, Jesus is going
01:00:33to make up, Jesus is going to make up my dying, babe.
01:00:47Follow me, you're going to make up, Jesus is going to make up, Jesus, stay on my way, Jesus.
01:00:51Well, meet me, Jesus, meet me, meet me in the middle of the air.
01:01:00If these wings should fill me, Lord, won't you meet me with another prayer?
01:01:06Well, well, well, so I can die easy, well, well, well
01:01:14Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:18Jesus is gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up
01:01:21Jesus is gonna make up my dying baby
01:01:35Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry
01:01:43All I want you to do is take me when I die
01:01:50Well, well, well, so I can die easy, well, well, well
01:01:57Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:02:01Jesus is gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up
01:02:05Jesus is gonna make up my dying baby
01:02:51Thank you
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