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00:00Alright, Zack, since you've agreed to help me fix the clock and you've paid me over the course of 12
00:04months
00:04$85,000 and sold me your dad's boat, I will throw it back for a couple seconds.
00:11B-Boward-Suki got it fired!
00:16This is Ganville's first and only member of the super dick-riding clock society.
00:21They dedicate their entire life to looking at clocks.
00:23Never darted as fuck, but I...
00:26This is, uh, Matthias Sigarsson, the...
00:30Matthias Sigarsson?
00:32I didn't know you could yap, but mind your tomb little white boy before I blast you with my head.
00:38Anyway, Alyssa offered me some new courts and I'll do anything for new courts, so I'm doing this.
00:45Low-key, I don't even know what the fuck I call our kids.
00:48Is that like, uh, the theme on the wall that tells you the time, motherfucker?
00:51We got a phone!
00:52We literally have a digital phone.
00:54Why the hell you need some gay-ass white boy clock?
00:57Anyway, I'm only here for NARAPOOORTS AND ARIZONAITS!
01:03I don't get it.
01:03Who'd buy a historic American landmark and turn it into a woke transgender, uh, 162...
01:19Oh, don't play with my love and let you burn it on getting shot, bitch!
01:23It has me!
01:28Man, it's simple as my list of y'all.
01:32You see, from day one, I can't get any y'all.
01:36I might play, as you see.
01:39It's the main campaign service where the only one is me.
01:45I can walk with women.
01:47I have no reason to love when the news may work and tell me at the mall.
01:53They raise me and they don't bring in, they steal all my money.
01:57But when they want more, they hate me, it's an anti-op detector!
02:02All of all the blackies have deceived me, take that!
02:06All of them must be done, especially though it's pressed and red in the floor.
02:12But I am a trip, dead, tall, and sin.
02:16Victor Ramiza is with a problem, unblimbic, so I didn't need them.
02:21I'm six a lot, but not enough, you see.
02:24My gut is hot, not as much to treat.
02:28Victor, you cock is too mean.
02:30Dirt Ramiza loves all, it is true.
02:33I know how to do using it.
02:37So I'm not just a lyricist and singer.
02:41My rap will make any paper triggers.
02:47Some different things are mine.
02:49Yeah, mine, mine, mine.
02:52Diffra leaves are so cool.
02:54Yeah, I can't remember these shows and cr-
02:57They're so cool, I'm killing them.
03:00I'm just gonna-
03:01I used to allow, I was like, that's just me.
03:04I didn't shake back here anything.
03:07I was like, no, the only change I got is my chain smoking.
03:11They told me, don't.
03:13They said, you'll get where any change.
03:15And I said to her, do you just don't?
03:16And I was just making heels where it changed.
03:18And he worked out my field.
03:20We need to bring back slavery.
03:22I was kidding, you see.
03:24I believe in Paul.
03:29He went to King of Guent.
03:30I was like, for sure.
03:34We've been telling him about the hell.
03:37But I've been telling him about the hell.
03:42And I said it.
03:43That's very bad.
03:44I've been telling him about the hell.
03:47And I was like, oh, my god.
03:47And I was like, oh, my god.
03:52Well, I'm so tired.
03:54I will be like.
03:55But what the hell is that?
03:57No, I'm talking already saying I'm really, really nice
04:01No one stupid to know me, I'm the best guys
04:05Yeah
04:11Once Milo was masturbating to the woman in the bikini on the GTA loading screen
04:15And it accidentally changed to the dudes shirtless and Milo pussed
04:18And he got so mad he began punching all the way in the wall
04:21Listen guys, shut me up for a sec, but that shirtless dude was kinda hot
04:28Milo's low-key really gay for beating that
04:30But listen, Melissa, I don't really care about the clock
04:33And I ain't getting paid, and I ain't getting laid
04:38And I'm about to leave in my Lamborghini to my mansion with all my hoes
04:44It's just for Nonchalance Redhead, by the way
04:46So if you wanna come and give me some hock too
04:48Or even better, give me some hock poo and shit on my chest
04:53Then I'll be very thankful
04:55But if not, I'm leaving the clock
04:57And you are leaving the vicinity of my clock
05:01Just really big
05:03I can spread that pussy
05:06And Milo over there only knows how to spread open sandwiches
05:09And Zack
05:10Spreads open WATERMILLER
05:12And
05:13I'm still black though, right Zack?
05:14Invite to the cookout
05:21Wait, you said you're gonna spread that pussy?
05:23Dude, we don't wanna see your old crusty puss-filled neobussy
05:27Dude, that's nasty
05:29And did you just say I eat watermelon?
05:31And did you just say one of your hoes is a 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead?
05:34Bro, how fucking gay are you, bro?
05:36Quit talking like you ain't double throbbing big robins at the red robin, okay, bud?
05:40Stop peeking with the disgusting ghetto blackies speak
05:44If you wanna even be near me, I'll just peek in a ton of the pure white
05:48Ugh!
05:49I love clocks and Melissa suck her cock
05:52I got a big mansion, it needs all the lots
05:55I pull up in the 4-4 and skirt on the drive
05:58I fucked Melissa and then I left her the next night
06:01Huh, rap, seriously
06:03Huh, I be getting so much money
06:06They say I'm the bank
06:08Melissa grabbed my dick
06:09And she gave it a wank
06:11And then I skirt, skirt, skirt in the Maserati
06:14And then I pull up in the Rari with all my oppies
06:17And I shoot at the high-beasts because we don't fuck with the copies
06:20I don't fuck with the hunt
06:24I wanna fuck you
06:26Melissa gave me that heart I could do her
06:28You bitch so for good?
06:30She got me, she got Zach and Tua
06:32Five old kids, we get a heart to her
06:34Dude gave me the heart too
06:36I be playin' all these game
06:38These kids think they young brothers
06:40Blackheads try to add lie, they know what we struggling with
06:42I see the hoarding all the ways
06:44My black brother represented in the media
06:46It's cause my white man puts up institutions to stop us
06:49I pull up with my block and I shoot out all the apples
06:52Milo, you ain't white, you chocolate
06:54Huh, I be playin' all these hoes like this travel or somethin'
06:58And I be fuckin' all these hoes like they uh
07:02The chicken or something
07:04Well I'm dirt, because he's work
07:07My brothers in the fields know what to follow this crap
07:11Ah, ah, she's off my dick on the toilet and she gave me a blumpkin'
07:15And then they kill her after me and Norm go straight to Muntin'
07:18And we be playin' with them hoes like they Xbox games
07:22I've got that scarlet guh-ah
07:23Youngs that I pull up again and they act like
07:25Damn, how we got all the money
07:26I got a skirt of yo-yo-yo-yo
07:28I pull up and then get ya
07:29Pull up with all these shit and I all know it
07:31All them by the laddie at a rari
07:32And she tellin' that my dick's no good
07:34And she pull it hit just like a clarinetti
07:36Spetty, I got more hoes
07:38I got fetty ice
07:39A trend you boy like spaghetti
07:40I am so gonit, I am ready
07:56I can't believe you agreed to give Michael's indeed a hock to
08:01Alright, here we go
08:03Here is the rights to my building of Doof Evil Industries
08:16Ha ha ha ha
08:17Got these rusted, busted, and jizz
08:19Don't parse for one Matthias Sickerson
08:21Also 4,000 new quarts
08:24And 14 issues of
08:25Pre-pubescent Playboy magazine
08:28MUM
08:30PSYCH!
08:31I'm an old Harvard officer
08:32Weird chicken or pedophiles
08:33We're mentioning Pre-pubescent Playboy magazine
08:35Doin' it even a year ago, in jail
08:37And you go into the showers
08:38And I'm gonna go to jail
08:39So I can break you into the showers
08:41Whaddya think o' that?
08:42Mmhmm
08:43MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM好好
08:44I can feel it!
08:45I can feel it!
08:46Well guess what, I'm actually
08:47An under-pubble cop
08:48I try to catch the report cop
08:50who was still in the streets
08:51And that's you
08:52NEVERBOARD
08:53I sól about the report
08:55Underborn��
08:55Sitting by shaft in your nail pussy
09:02HA, caught your suspicion
09:03I'm the cop who catches that cop who presents to be the cop to catch the rapist just so we
09:08can rape them.
09:09I'm a one level above you, bruh.
09:10You're going to the slammer and I'm not into you at all because I'm into women, girls, broads, hoes, girls
09:17with vaginas and-
09:30Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! No! No! No!
09:37Uh, yeah, I stuck my dick in there, I wanna see what it looks like to fuck C-3PO.
09:41And, uh, yo, it was pretty cool, like fro-yo.
09:45No! Melissa, you are small hole because you have no gat and no...
09:50Uh, chest fat or was noted BRSSS!
10:02No! Why did you fire upon innocent civilians?!
10:05You killed 13 babies, LIIIIIIIIIVE! What is wrong with you?!
10:12Well luckily I have my clock fixinator that solves all of our problems right now.
10:26I'm horny as fuck man, I'm a freak man.
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