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00:00And so holds what mode will prevail
00:08Two brothers divided by edgyness
00:16Two years have passed, big Mitch has trained, Ferb is ready
00:19Phineas now simply once, he wishes for more
00:25That's free
00:26Two brothers
00:29Dakota, I think we both know what day it is
00:32Big Mitch tells us that Ferb, Project F is finally ready
00:38In one week from today, we will finally be able to be liberated from this evil doof tyranny
00:44And kill all those who have sought to do us dirty and around us
00:48You say, this is what I have heard for months
00:51It was only five weeks ago that Big Mitch attempted to use Ferb to liberate a town
00:56We remember what happened
00:57At this point, what's the point?
00:59We have wasted two years of our lives on a fantasy
01:02We don't know how strong Ferb is yet
01:05After all
01:05Don't be so naive
01:07I understand you want to have a negative outlook on things
01:10Because you think that just because Savannah dumped you literally one day after you guys started dating
01:15Literally last fall
01:17You have just been negative and you just wanted to hate
01:20We both know that Ferb is capable of wiping out the entire multiverse so he chose
01:25He is practically a god
01:27He is genuinely more powerful than Dr. Manhattan
01:31He is a freaking god
01:33She is so powerful, she's thinking she can run to an immeasurable one decadestillion inches
01:40There, but Savannah was dumped by me
01:43Big difference
01:44Let's get some grub I guess
01:46The guys are inside
01:47Listen guys, as I'm sure you were, Doof's guard to change hands in one week time
01:51Giving us the perfect captain's trick
01:53Doof Edwards is a pretty terrible person
01:55So we, instead of his guard changing chests every few hours
01:58They change once a month
01:59The same guards, they're barely even to eat
02:02They only get one break
02:03And while they're eating, they're salty
02:05Because currently, we would either have to go in during their once a week lunch breaks
02:10Or, wait now, four months
02:12So we're going to go in, we have an hour to get in
02:14But in order to do that, we need several spots
02:16Number one, Cavendish, Dakota
02:18You guys need to pick up some high-tech Saudi invisibility belts
02:21They allow you to hide your person
02:24And even, you know, your penis
02:27Huh, probably a problem for Cavendish, I assume
02:29So get four, get four cloaks and three of those penis-covering things
02:34Here's what I wanted
02:36Gangnish Hunter, no, no, no, no
02:37Two
02:38There is a
02:39We need some helmets and stormtrooper outfits
02:41Which is what Doof calls his forces
02:43Doof troopers
02:44We need some of their outfits
02:46Which I'm pretty sure I pretty go for pretty cheap with a bargain bin
02:50Or a Ross
02:52So, you could probably find all this stuff at Ross
02:55In fact, we also need eggs and flour
02:58And baking powder
03:00And especially milk
03:03Ferb drank all the milk as calcium's the way to dry your dick
03:06That's actually the secret
03:07Sixth Edmund, drinking a lot of milk
03:09Okay
03:09Well, when we get on to Doof's ship
03:12What then, Doof is grill arms of guards
03:14And he has a villain league in his cock
03:17They fight for him
03:18Venom alone kills us all
03:20The villain league
03:21I don't think you've been bangles and have done to Ferb Shrinning
03:24With his powers unlocked from the Edmunds
03:26Ferb now sits to me
03:28I know you read a lot of comics
03:30So, if I were to power skill him
03:31He would probably be a Wally West tier hero
03:35And my hero, I mean freedom fighter
03:37He will help destroy them
03:39With his super strength
03:40Telekinesis
03:41Super speed
03:42Reality manipulation
03:43And mind morphing powers
03:46He can also turn into a tyrannosaurus
03:48And he's a green lantern
03:50And he has a 10,000 nose
03:51And he has magic powers
03:53And he has super
03:54Superhuman durability
03:56And
03:57He has the abaria manifest or anything
04:00And I may have made up like 90% of those
04:02But he has super strength
04:03And he can do
04:04He's basically invulnerable
04:06He's really strong
04:07He's practically
04:08Invincible
04:08And it's not just that, Dakota
04:10Ferb is quite powerful
04:11But he's not around the eye
04:12Sure, at this point
04:14It just kind of seems like
04:15It's us against the mighty army
04:16I mean
04:17Doof has the villain league
04:19He has Perry the platypus
04:21Who's now a world-renowned killer
04:23And he has Tom
04:26The most feared man
04:28This side of the West
04:29But
04:29Trust me
04:30We
04:31Are in decent to close contact
04:33With Thor
04:34And Hook
04:35Oh wait, no we're not
04:37We're, uh
04:38Sorry, I read that wrong
04:39We're in close contact
04:40With Iron Man
04:41And Spiderman
04:43We have them on standby
04:45And we only have to give them
04:46A two-month notice
04:47Which we gave them two months ago
04:49So Iron Man and Spiderman
04:50Are likely to assist us on our mission
04:52I need you to leave this room for this one
04:54All right
04:55Now that he's gone
04:56Calvin is listening
04:57Miloku Murphiti
04:59Sometimes known by his main name
05:02Milo Murphi
05:03Not an agent for Doof's Empire
05:05But someone with the power
05:06To make
05:07Not necessarily the power
05:09But someone with the
05:09Natural aura
05:11Of the African-American
05:12While being in a white's body
05:13He could be a great tool to use
05:15As it's well known
05:16That Doof has killed
05:16All true black people
05:18Or sent them to the work camps
05:20Or sent them to push the wheel
05:21Underground
05:22Now
05:24With Milo
05:25We can have the classic
05:26Black people's lot probability
05:27Used against Doof
05:29He might be a good last resort
05:30So I need you and Decoder
05:31To go out
05:32Try to convince him
05:33To come with you guys
05:34And capture him
05:34If he eats you
05:35Now remember
05:36Do not kill him
05:37Or do not do him
05:38Anything to really put him off
05:40I think we can get him
05:41On our side
05:41He'd be a valuable
05:42Valuable ally
05:43Consider it done
05:45Do we have to film
05:47Another snuff film
05:48Is this really
05:49What we need to sell
05:50I know
05:51You don't want to do this
05:52But
05:52Big Mitch
05:54Is unfortunately forcing
05:55Us to do it
05:56And
05:57We
05:58Have to
06:00Even though
06:02We
06:02Don't want to do it
06:04Oh my god
06:26There's no
06:27Cannon on fire
06:28Dude there's no way to do this
06:30If we have to do this
06:31I know a guy
06:32He the hell do you know
06:33I know a man
06:34With many skills
06:36In abducting children
06:37Big up
06:38Milo
06:38How would you like to meet
06:40Your favourite YouTube star
06:42Thugton
06:43Yes
06:44Thugton
06:45These are most important
06:47Wanderers
06:47Glory glory
06:49Man
06:49United
06:50Glory glory
06:53Man
06:53United
06:54I hate tiny clubs
06:57Like that
06:57Hell
06:58We might not have
06:59And fight since the 50s
07:00But I'm still angry
07:02Ever since
07:03Yeah
07:03Ever since
07:04George Brewery
07:05Scored that winner
07:06Against us
07:07In the FA Cup final
07:08In 1953
07:09I have never forgave
07:11Bolton
07:11And I will make sure
07:13That your rape
07:14Is even more
07:15Bainful
07:15Milo
07:15I don't even get
07:17How you can support
07:18Tiny
07:18Res and Club
07:19Like Bolton
07:19I need glory
07:21In the 50s
07:23I actually supported
07:23The most successful team
07:24Scoobadoo
07:26Mamashoo
07:27Dockery
07:28Downs
07:28In my cur
07:29And when me
07:30For me and Dakota
07:31Went back into the best
07:32I supported the biggest
07:33And most successful team
07:34In the world
07:34Robot FC
07:37Even though
07:38All their friends are robots
07:39I am a glory hunter
07:41Easily
07:42In this era
07:43I like to support
07:44Manchester City
07:45And Liverpool
07:46But I can never imagine
07:48Supporting a small team
07:49You guys probably
07:50Already been score goals
07:51You probably haven't even
07:53Made 100 billion
07:53Noir sightings
07:54I laugh
07:56Man
07:56United
07:57And all the other teams
07:59That already win
08:00I've actually supported
08:0120 teams
08:02And all of them
08:02Have won the top flight
08:04League title
08:04In the last 100 years
08:06I like to bounce around
08:08Like I get past
08:09Around like the school
08:10Whore around
08:10These football teams
08:11In fact
08:12In fact
08:12One time
08:13I literally
08:14Spooned four teams
08:15In my game
08:16After Man United
08:17Lost
08:18I immediately
08:19In fact
08:20Blow them on
08:22Am I right guys?
08:23Mad city
08:24I think that proves my point
08:36Chelsea
08:37Chelsea
08:39Chelsea
08:39Chelsea
08:40Chelsea
08:41Chelsea
08:42Chelsea
08:42Chelsea
08:42Oh
08:43I don't know
08:44On you
08:44I don't know
08:45The Arsenal chants
08:45But if I did
08:46I would not be chanted
08:47Them
08:48Because they haven't won
08:48A trophy in 500 years
08:50In the future
08:50They have
08:52In fact
08:52Me and Dakota
08:53Both come from the
08:542500s
08:55And in that time
08:56Arsenal still hasn't won
08:57Any titles
08:58The only title I've won
08:59Is the
09:00Rape of Baby
09:01Championships
09:01Which is what
09:02The championship
09:03Was we've been to
09:04The Rape of Baby Cup
09:05And it was spotted by
09:06Sperm
09:07By Sperm
09:08Rape just
09:09Anonymous
09:10Okay but
09:13Hold up
09:14I need to go to this
09:15Function real quick
09:16Alright guys
09:16So uh
09:17I'll be there
09:19So meet me at this
09:20Address
09:20Real quick
09:21And I uh
09:22Gotta go
09:23Gotta blast
09:25Gotta go
09:26Autobots
09:28Roll out
09:29So I guess we go over
09:30To this house
09:31Let's go
09:32I have gotten notifications
09:33From sources
09:34That's a Cavendish
09:35Dakota will be at this party
09:36Those are our targets
09:37We need to say hello
09:37Hey Savannah
09:38How has it been
09:40Since our breakup
09:41It's been a couple years
09:42Since we've seen you
09:43After all your workings
09:45With Big Mitch and Flare
09:46You guys have written
09:47Quite a pretty penny
09:48For your price
09:49We're here to take you in
09:50Dead or alive
09:53Tooth wants to see you guys
09:54And he will get
09:56His fucking fries
09:58Oh no Savannah
10:00Please don't take me in
10:01It's not like
10:02Why you do the thing
10:04Where you choke us
10:04To death with a rest
10:05Or where
10:05Why you have to
10:07Get suffocated
10:07While you dies
10:08So please
10:09Don't do that to me
10:10But also uh
10:11You know
10:12Brick
10:12Please don't tolerate me
10:13I'm not into doing it
10:14I only want Savannah's
10:15That million dollars
10:18That I'm paying
10:18That I'm getting
10:19For you and Dakota
10:20Is starting to become
10:21Less and less worth it
10:22And I'm really
10:23Really considering
10:25Fucking murking you
10:26Hey guy
10:27Chill out
10:27We're looking for this kid
10:29Named Milo
10:30M-U-R-H-P-Y
10:31He's supposed to be here
10:33Oh whatever
10:33I don't give a fuck
10:34We was getting paid
10:3530 bucks for the boat
10:37To you
10:37I just wanted to use it
10:38To buy the Marvel rival's
10:39Luna Snow
10:40Stummer skin
10:41Blast of the
10:42Summonstone
10:43It's time to go
10:48The home of Mr. Flynn
10:51Doofus informed me
10:53That this man
10:54Has been officially
10:55Charged of
10:55Traitorous
10:56Activities
10:58He's been giving
10:59Big Mitch
10:59Lots of information
11:00From the inside
11:01And we all know
11:02What happens to traitors
11:03Oh honey
11:04Please butter up
11:06The popcorn
11:06We're gonna be watching
11:08This new episode
11:08Of Jimmy Kimmel
11:09Where he tears in
11:10It's from
11:10Look at this
11:11It's called
11:12They're cheating
11:13The checks
11:14They're eating
11:15The foul
11:15Is
11:15Oh
11:16Man how does
11:18Jimmy Kimmel
11:19Think of this stuff
11:20Jesus Christ
11:21For a tale
11:23I'll be on to him
11:25I'm making
11:26The path
11:27Gamer
11:27Hide me
11:28Time to die
11:36Traitor
11:36Oh
11:37Devious
11:37Be
11:38Be
11:38Traitor
11:39Oh
11:39Oh
11:39Craig
11:40Natali
11:41Can't fix it
11:42I
11:43Feigned
11:43Red
11:44Dumbass
11:45Nat
11:45No
11:50No
11:51Damn it
11:54We're trapped
11:55Through the vortex
11:56Of Lady
11:56Tika
11:57Trakian's
11:57Blast
11:58If we all get out of here
11:59Using the seven rings
12:00Where's Milo
12:01We'll certainly be obliterated
12:02And not to mention
12:03DOSKY GOES SWING OUT! HE'S JUST NOT DOING! YOU JUST CANNOT BE THAT GUNDS!
12:07MADDY'S IN A-
12:08It's nice that, uh, to see that Milo has a PLC as a friend.
12:11The correct term is colored.
12:12I've been wondering where Milo is.
12:13Last I saw him, he was hanging out with those weird, two old gay scientist dudes.
12:17I don't know what's up with them.
12:18Hold up, I need to call my cart plug real quick.
12:20COMPELY
12:24BABH BABAH BABBE
12:26Yo, Old Boy!
12:27WHAT'S GOOD, MAN?
12:29You bought them last carts from me.
12:31Them shits musta had you floating, bro.
12:33Listen man,
12:34you can deposit your 200 tomorrow,
12:37but I'ma need half money soon.
12:38Otherwise, I think the roof off my house is gonna be gone.
12:42There's a rainstorm,
12:43and I'm the god of thunder, not rain,
12:45so I might be gonna drown.
12:47So uh,
12:48I need money now.
12:49My only possessions are the colos on my back and my Motorola and my 4,000 vapes.
12:55I don't think I've gotten cancer from any of them, and I smoke them cosplay, dude.
13:00Like, eff with snoot.
13:01All the money I get from you youngins and you thugs.
13:05Dude, I'm out of college.
13:07I mean, I was getting into college, but now I don't even have the option to go to college.
13:11I mean, look at my house.
13:12It's not exactly great.
13:14I can't see my house because they're on the phone, you know.
13:16I could FaceTime you, but my Motorola's from 2003, and they don't really FaceTime.
13:22But if I get caught, then I'ma FaceTime, if you feel what I'm saying.
13:25That's why I gotta keep low.
13:26Hey, Zach, uh, basically, pay me my damn money, man.
13:30I need it, you know.
13:31Uh, let me sass wait for you.
13:33Things ain't good.
13:34Ever since I broke up a can, my life fell downhill.
13:36I got kicked out of the Avengers.
13:37I got kicked out of Asgard.
13:39I lost all my thorness.
13:41Mjolnir right here is a $3 prop from a Dollar Tree that I stole.
13:44Come on, it's not exactly good life, Zach.
13:48And you've kind of been stiffing me, so won't fucking pay me.
13:51I will come over there and bring the power of fucking Tondo out of your ass.
13:54I'll fucking tell you.
13:56Wait a minute.
13:56Milo texted me about those guys.
13:57Kevin's Dakota.
13:58He said that he's gonna get to meet his favorite football YouTuber, Thogden.
14:02And I told him football is retarded.
14:04And the only good team is the Chelsea Women's team.
14:07But yeah, we gotta go find him because, uh, well, because the story calls for it.
14:13I don't want to rent Gindwan anymore.
14:15Oh no.
14:16Oh no.
14:17Oh no.
14:18A blast.
14:19And not only that, but our ship has been struck in...
14:21Melissa, we're gonna want to skedaddle pretty soon.
14:24Time!
14:24Diamond!
14:27All right, Cavendish.
14:28I'll take the mouth.
14:29You take the ass, okay?
14:31I don't like no funny business in the back.
14:32Hey guys, uh, where's Thogden?
14:33Yo, I like all these handcuffs and these whips and these cool little vibrating cylinders, but like, where's Thogden, man?
14:37Let's all-
14:37What's wrong?
14:40Never suck the stinky greasy prickum from my cock.
14:42You are a bad little boy.
14:43Time for the punishment from Headmaster Dakota.
14:45Take that, yeah, yeah.
14:47Take that shit, good.
14:48Stop raping me.
14:49Stop raping me.
14:50Take ideal.
14:51Time for the rape.
14:54Duke.
14:54You listen.
14:55I've helped you with your career so far, and now I need you to do slowly for me.
14:59I already got you shined to my team.
15:01Shalke.
15:02And...
15:02I even got you out of Saudi Arabia in the beginning
15:05Because I saw the prospect in Onasar
15:07Just because you're 22
15:08Doesn't mean you can't have a career top level
15:11But now I need you to think
15:12This offer is coming in
15:13And you cannot join Dortmund
15:15Joining a direct libel
15:17You will be like the second coming ever
15:19Of Burles Carlson
15:21The man who betrayed Schalke to join Dortmund
15:231903
15:24You have to join Arsenal
15:27Or Tucker O'Riles
15:28If it's the best for me
15:30I will join the Gorlers
15:32I called a scout from Arsenal
15:35To see how good you are
15:36Owning the world
15:38I was able to call the best
15:39B-B-Bakayo Saka
15:42Will be here tomorrow to see you play
15:44No, he's actually gonna be here in two hours
15:47To see you play
15:48And if you get signed to Arsenal
15:50It'll be good for the club
15:52Oh, what skill
15:53Oh my god
15:59He's so good
16:01Sign him
16:02Sign him right now
16:04He's so good
16:06Arthur
16:07Sign him right now
16:09He's so good
16:11Why does he play?
16:12The end of the episode
16:14Do the purple train
16:16B-B-A-Z is on the run
16:18And a drone and Cavendish film
16:19Another snuffler
16:20Milo is at their caps
16:21And his ability
16:22Also he is dead
16:23It smells like a snap on the
16:25He was killed by Kevin Dish
16:27Milo die
16:28Milo die
16:29Milo die
16:29Milo die
16:30Milo die
16:30Milo die
16:31P-N-L Milo die
16:32The end of the episode
16:41Do it for a bunch
16:43Do it for a bunch
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