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00:00Ah, Africa, a fucking show!
00:04I'm only coming here because your mother has this insane, retarded belief that
00:08black-kin-tin people somehow have bigger penile organs than me.
00:13What's this do with the unshoe?
00:14I'm there to prove, but their dicks ain't that big.
00:17Yes, I've paid for a chip, and you are now missing a week of school.
00:21But once I see that black boy's dick, and by boy I mean adult,
00:26and we prove that it is not very big,
00:28boom, I score the touchdown, with the goalpost being your mother's very large, wet pussy,
00:34I mean small, and the ball being my rather large, phallic, thick penis,
00:40and the green being the bed sheets,
00:43and the fans in the stands being chill guys watching as fuck,
00:47because Ferb, you're good, but Phineas, well, you're gonna need tips, buddy,
00:51you're a rookie in the back alley.
00:53Anyway, we're of you to prove some scientific facts.
00:57Like I used to do in college, back when they called me retard boy.
01:01Sheesh, is your name insecurity?
01:03You're really spending five trillion dollars,
01:06and my five trillion dollars, that mean like ten thousand dollars,
01:09because that's what it costs to go to this, to go to a trip to Shingaga,
01:13and go, and, you know, I'm actually failing all my classes,
01:19guys, but all the time hitting on the teachers.
01:22So I need an idea to go to tutoring, and Ferb has his opera performance coming up.
01:27H-O-P, two for schmerts normally build inators and we have you stop them,
01:33but two has about the inators like these,
01:34and we need to do that with a more stoop to pull in the inators so we can stop them.
01:38It's really pissing me off that all he does this son is fat ass,
01:41to watch friends all day, and jerk off to all the women when they pop up.
01:46His two east grade is covered in jizz, dude. We need you to make him, to make it a magic,
01:50all he does now is to have no ambition. It's kind of pissing me off.
01:53I need you to give Duper a kick in the pants, many a fuck in the ass, something like that.
01:57Now, I know you're on a failing vacation to Monkeysville, I mean, uh, Chimpville,
02:01I mean, Africa, so, uh, you're gonna need to act really retarded to get out of there.
02:05Maybe bite someone on the dick or something, huh? Major Monogram, out.
02:10I'm gonna shake him again now, ha ha ha.
02:28Hey. Oh my god, it's not-
02:30You're cock.
02:34Wow, I can't believe that enough space in those little suitcases to fit your big boy butt plug
02:40and your little baby jammies along with your Nintendo Switch and your, uh, chastity cage
02:47and your bob that goes in your mouth and the chains that we tied into the wall with
02:50and the whip we used to whip you. I can't believe all of that was able to fit in the suitcase.
02:55I mean, the suitcase is so pathetic and small and it made me think even super pathetic and small things
03:00can kinda have a bit of value. You know, unless it's your fucking tiny, pathetic, small,
03:04scrimmily penis, then no, it has no value whatsoever. Bah!
03:09Hey, shut up, slut. Listen, I already set up a three-way with two of the finest African
03:14schwadis in the entire Saharan desert.
03:17Oh, honey.
03:18You'll have to sit next to the Jew.
03:19Ha ha ha ha ha. You're right, people. Always talking about your segregation.
03:23And then you put me, an African American, in between you.
03:25When instead of putting up laws between each other, we should accept all races and also face warm as it faces below you.
03:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:31Well, seriously, no. You're white people and you must always stick together.
03:34As for as one day, you might not have anything left.
03:36Hashtag vote Trump out now before he chose all gay people.
03:39Hashtag black lives matter.
03:40There's your reason.
03:42You know, though, when Isabella walks up to go to the bathroom,
03:45you will see quite a big ass-a-print on this thing.
03:47And I will say, I am a very nice man and I respect women,
03:52but even a nice guy like me can't help but my nose down and go for a little sniff around the outline,
03:58you feel me?
03:59Then I look the inline and, oh boy, basically, it's like the equivalent of people on Mars
04:06or we're accurately being on the moon.
04:10Oh, come on. Why are they picking up?
04:12I gave Thor my number, but he hasn't been picking up lately.
04:16Your wig-a-boyfriend can't wait.
04:17Thor is a broken nigga.
04:19He'd be fucking me too, and you're just his current piece.
04:21But I need to call my boyfriend back.
04:23He has something important to tell me.
04:24Yeah, girl, he is fucking some different hole
04:27and stealing that hole's credit card so he can buy a little see-star ass.
04:30Is my name of the Lord Steel got the scarf
04:35for when you picking the umbrella-
04:37Uh, listen, Candace, uh, my main girlfriend is some shorty, uh, Cindy Greenbacks.
04:43Figured I about you, no matter this, I'd be slight to break up with them in order to stay together.
04:47Sorry, Candace, but also you were man!
04:48Oh, that stupid man!
04:52I'd be here today. He's still just a man.
04:56And all men are trash.
04:57Why don't you be interested in Danica Truesal?
04:59Listen, thou jerk.
05:01The only cells I'm interested in are Thor's venos,
05:05his semen cells, and his massive cock cell.
05:08Now, a supposed true cell like you,
05:11I don't know who you're gonna say that
05:12because you're a disgusting Indian who refuses to wear deodorant.
05:15Kill yourself.
05:15Hey, I can't shut the fuck up, you don't slut.
05:19You literally get passed around by literally anybody.
05:20You can pass around more than, like, a fucking spin the bottle bottle.
05:23You can pass around more than a shoe.
05:24Listen, Candace, uh, uh, uh,
05:26Bowsie, I think you should let Bowsie chat.
05:27He's got a fucking man, man, man, man.
05:30And of course, once we get that sort out of the way,
05:32we can set up for a two-man, if you know what I'm saying.
05:34Harry Larry.
05:35Uh, yes, that's me, Harry Larry.
05:37I am Harry Larry.
05:39There is not another Harry Larry.
05:40I am Harry Larry.
05:42The famous erm rapper.
05:44Uh, uh, Harry Larry actually is a very famous activist.
05:48Uh, not a rapper, so I don't know why you said that,
05:51but, uh, I'm just looking for my suitcase right now,
05:54and I don't know what you're talking about.
05:55I don't think you're Harry Larry, my friend.
05:57Saty-tations indeed, but unfortunately,
05:59I do not think you are the person I'm looking for.
06:00Harry Larry?
06:01Listen up, homie, which I believe is the correct herb in the, uh, neighborhood of Africa.
06:08Well, I need to find a black man.
06:10Measure that penis to see if it's bigger than the average white man's,
06:13because my wife is a retard who believes, for some reason,
06:16African-American slaves,
06:18and pure white Christians.
06:20Yeah, well...
06:20I'm going, I'm going.
06:22You better not fuck with me, Perry,
06:24because I, to be honest, you, I will literally kill you if you try to attack me.
06:28Yeah, that's right.
06:29I know it's not evil anymore, because you're the evil one.
06:31I'm the good guy.
06:32I'm the weeder.
06:33Thisinator actually only works on people who are evil,
06:36on my point of view.
06:38Now, Perry, there's only one way to do this.
06:42You go into Alka Headquarters and quit,
06:45and tell me to monogram he is a POS, and...
06:47But, sir, if you kill a killer,
06:50the amount of killers in the world stays the same.
06:53Yo, who said that?
06:55Batman!
06:56That's right, doof.
06:57I read movie quotes.
06:59Here's our next movie quote,
07:00and it comes from the Lego Movie.
07:01Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape,
07:31He should talk about white people, you know, because they're stupid, like, fuck British people, fuck Ventureo, ha ha ha, and he should also talk about, uh, you know, I have chronic or depression, but never joke about red.
07:41Break the women.
07:43Yeah, I get it, okay? God, you don't gotta keep saying that. You're such an edgelord who's an edgy boy.
07:48Break the children.
07:49Whatever, listen. We're going to make Carl stand up for himself. If obviously Perry's darned ass is probably just gonna be, oh, take D from Agent Margram, he's not gonna do his task.
07:58But this device right here is the, uh, turn into a massive stupid prickinator, and we're gonna turn Perry into a massive stupid prick.
08:05So that way, you know, Mr. Margram's so distracted by him being such a fucking stupid dumbass and retard that in return, you know, Carl can escape, and I can save Carl.
08:14You know, it's a pretty foolproof plan, I must admit. You know, I'm, my old mad scientist schick has always been a little watered down and ombre, I'll say, as the French would say.
08:23But this one's gonna work, and we will save Carl!
08:28Carl, I need to clean my dick as I have to deactivate it. You have to clean it with your two breath or tongue. You pick.
08:36Meep.
08:37Ha ha ha ha ha. Carl, he's, he's been hit with my, uh, stealthy self-right.
08:43I gotta go over to Alka, me or him could take out the retorn monogram.
08:47I just hope I didn't accidentally put it on the setting where I turned to them into a rapist.
08:51That would be awkward.
08:54Had me, it's good.
08:56Yeah, well, yo, uh, dude, you know you can spit to black guys and, uh, they'll sign me to the label.
09:00Just trust me on this one, okay?
09:02This is the type of thing where you just gotta, gotta trust, okay?
09:05Huh?
09:06Yo, it's a few friends.
09:08John Cole was a party.
09:09Do you think it's funny?
09:11I, I, she's gonna be hurt.
09:13I got hurts.
09:15At the party.
09:17You play with me.
09:19Fuck up.
09:20Yo, I'm like the woman that left the hallway with my man.
09:24Yeah, I am going to be okay, she's got down, down, down, down.
09:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:31Oh, run that back, run that back.
09:33I'm so black, I'm so black.
09:35Black proms, black proms.
09:37Black proms, black proms.
09:38How do I speak so well?
09:40You could say I'm black.
09:42Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
09:44Real street network.
09:46Real street killer.
09:47Okay, you're me, you're gonna try me.
09:50Yo, run that back, bro.
09:51You've heard on the streets.
09:54You've heard that the heat.
09:56You've heard on the beach.
09:57You've heard in the streets.
09:59You've heard in the streets.
10:01Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
10:02Let's open my legs up and get me out.
10:04Is it real?
10:06I, you know, I'm the man.
10:07I'm the man.
10:08Oh, yes, I'm the man.
10:09I'm the man.
10:10You've got to let me hit.
10:12If you don't hit me hit.
10:14I do it.
10:15I do it.
10:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:16Yo, beautiful.
10:17I'm the man.
10:18I'm the man.
10:18I'm the man.
10:19You know.
10:19And then I try to act like we ain't from the Lord, but we from the Lord as hell.
10:23They try to act like we ain't from the Lord, but we from the Lord as hell.
10:27They try to act like we ain't from the Lord, but we from the Lord as hell.
10:31They try to act like we ain't from the Lord, but we from the Lord as hell.
10:34They tryna act like we ain't from the horde, but we from the horde as well
10:57I don't know my children, my dad is in Rio, I love watermelon, stay in the bars, you're running, my bad call them
11:13You know, this is like a, like crap, you know, like the mountains of the sky, I don't wanna miss it, I mean, I mean, now, uh, you can assign me right, all the men around that, so
11:22I was in your law and I was in your law and I was in your law and I was taking a nap, I smell my head white things and I want you to go for life
11:27This is all right, you can reach it in your life, I thought you'd wipe it out of my way
11:41Honestly he must make itстро MsRD otraP
11:46BrockwhoAAaIt's結果
11:49Wait, we get out of here
11:50Bow shès! Do ya know the bow?
11:52Yeah, I got a phone, but I know you're just going to call Thor.
11:54All right, everyone, load up.
11:57We are going on a safari.
11:59Africa, Africa, Africa.
12:02Live this life and go up to keep it.
12:04Swig in the safari.
12:06I do look at that and give it.
12:08I'm a kid, but that is.
12:09They always go away from Jesus to make your life like this.
12:12They keep running, jumping, and then they go pick up the gear.
12:16White eyes, be coming up here.
12:18The thing is that we don't need to finish every time.
12:21And this, everyone, is the Uncharted Gorge.
12:48They call it.
12:51Beautiful. What's it mean?
12:53It probably means lean, sip, and walk.
12:55Shout out the Wimborne and Jabba-sile!
12:59How dare you?
13:00Let's give Iggy a hand for an absolute fucking monster cock.
13:03Yes.
13:03Thank you, great.
13:05Well, thank you, Linda.
13:07But I was wondering if I could maybe stick my massive...
13:10And you know what else is massive?
13:12Oh, dear.
13:13Monster hog inside of your gooby-yoo-ba-booby-ba.
13:17Listen, black boy, uh, my dad just came down here because he wanted to see if a dick was bigger.
13:22So, uh, show me dick.
13:23I know Linda's acting like she's your dick.
13:25That's because she's a lord!
13:26And it's a lord!
13:27So, come on.
13:28Just show me dick.
13:29Make sure it's a pin dick, and then we can all leave this retarded fucking country.
13:31After, of course, I rape all the villagers, steal all the water and food, uh, trophy kill every single endangered species, and go down an antelope!
13:41Linda, after dinner, me, you, and he, the big black boy, we're gonna have sex, and, uh, you're gonna see how pathetic and small his c-c-cock is, and then you learn the truth.
13:54And save and call!
13:55I had him with the stand-up for yourself, Ray.
13:57And, uh, now he won't take your bullshit!
14:00I'm done being raped by Mr. Malium, and with my massive cock, which is one million inches, I'm gonna stay so far off your butt that you are gonna die!
14:13And then, I'm gonna take over the entire world by wrapping my dick around the earth and squeezing it tightly until the world almost explodes, and then everyone will give me all the land.
14:27And I'll be able to fuck any holes I want!
14:29I got a feeling the sneaker got no dick, um...
14:32Ya think?
14:33Yeah!
14:38Wow, that was fun!
14:40Thank you for teaching me the Adumu!
14:41Yeah, whatever.
14:42It was pretty cool, I...
14:44But you do it!
14:46Figuring out which animal attributes to give to our highly unconventional vehicle.
14:51Sounds cool!
14:51What do you have in mind?
14:52You know, it didn't occur to me that if Carl was taking out all rapists, that he wouldn't... that would include me, because I figured I haven't reaped someone in a good month, so, you know, I thought I would be exempt from it, but, uh, looks like I'm in the prison!
15:06And then, don't drop the soap!
15:07Me don't gotta mean, uh, keep this up in your hands, firmly in your hands.
15:12I'm the one who needs to make sure I don't drop the soap.
15:14And he's gonna rape us.
15:15I saw him rape the occ agents, but he has much worse speed, efficiency, butt-grabbing skills than I ever could, and that's tough for me to admit, with my strong sense of dickmanship.
15:25Oh, shit, I didn't even consider that.
15:26Well, I mean, monogram, it's pretty fucking obvious.
15:30You've been raping and assaulting that man since he was 13 years old, which I found out by looking up Carl on porno, but that doesn't count.
15:36Anyway, the point is, is you are an evil person.
15:39You deserve to get raped.
15:41I've already gotten...
15:42I already paid my dude when... dues when Perry raped me, so that was a year or two to pay your dues.
15:47And Carl pumping your fat, white, old man ass with his large amount of sticky, delicious, gelatin-textured semen is perfectly fair, in my opinion.
15:57And you know what I say to that?
15:59Booyah!
16:00Oh, shut up.
16:01Carl, you're gonna keep us locked up in this cell.
16:03No matter what, even though this anime 12-year-old vagina rejuvenation period juices Mary Delicious with the free panty napkins,
16:13I would assist you.
16:14I'm not saying...
16:16Now, if you think that's good, you should try the gilf kidney stone flavor.
16:23You can suck them right out like boba, baby.
16:26Oh, yeah, ma-ma!
16:28Mmm, you can really taste the bloody kidney stones.
16:31Carl, you're a solid B-plus student with a promising future.
16:34What could you possibly have to gain from all of this?
16:36What could I have to gain?
16:38I used to pull an outwit till it was raving molasses, I believe.
16:50But look at me now.
16:55Oh, I'm very well able to have Edward Bella's therapy, you know what I mean?
16:58But...
16:59You heard me here first.
17:02Because I have a pain for a million until you're on my breast.
17:05But I'm not anyway, actually, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
17:09Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
17:12Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
17:17I don't like you, you're not a pretty giant of guns, get him to kill him.
17:21And your dick is gonna be so high, man.
17:24I'm losing my booze and I'll meet you this episode.
17:27So...
17:27The cat doof's getting but he knows he's gonna be there slow
17:32But we would blow on this shit, it can't blow our back out
17:35You break the human power guard around you, we will do
17:39Cat one million of them shit is much more than we would show
17:43My dick hold me gross, well yours is shriveled, but get my hoe is smooth
17:48I got a massive heart, a cock is late, you can't even see me
17:52Cause I got on the pit fire, oh I moved till they don't have been in my youth
17:55Velma from school we dilute, you spice place in Google always move
18:00Now watch Richey break it down
18:05Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck this hot
18:07They demand to release your daughter, you're numb
18:10You're numb
18:11I'll get a ring
18:12I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure
18:15What the fuck, don't get it
18:16Why are you strip dancing with that retorted fart?
18:19One million inches is nothing
18:21I have five million air chills confirmed
18:26Oh really?
18:27It's time for
18:28DANG
18:30A
18:31Joke
18:34For our viewers at home, how many inches do you think major monogram possesses?
18:39Everybody write your answer down, we're about to reveal
18:43Oh come on, you gotta at least have like three to four inches, that's the national average dude
18:48We have our answer, drum roll please
18:55I'm not the quiet, WACKAGE
19:08Biometric scan accepted, security system disabled
19:12Oh my god, H-R-P-R, did you bring my rhino pills and honeypacks?
19:19I had an idea you'd request Perry's help
19:22And of course you'd ask him to bring honeypacks and rhino pills so you could go down on that platter pussy
19:29Unfortunately, I am here
19:31Goddammit Cole, so what if I wanna go deep in his perrier?
19:34It's not my fault
19:35Human animal urges up to conclude no
19:37But we're in 2017 now for crickety criminy's sake
19:40H-R-R-C-R-R
19:42Nick
19:43OK, well listen, Mr. Monogram
19:45I have a plan and you won't like it
19:47My plan involves many things including raping all rapists, babies gone wild, and molesting uncles and raping children
19:56Who potentially could rape people in the future
19:59And raping people who haven't been born yet
20:01By reaping the unborn fears is to stop all rape from ever happening.
20:05You're mad!
20:06Shut your fucking white ass up, modern.
20:07That's why I can't take Wappos to the ghetto.
20:09Listen up, man.
20:10Instead of rape, you should say rope, so it's less triggering the people with trauma.
20:13You're first on the rape list.
20:15Okay, fine.
20:17Oh, wow, Kyle, you big old retard.
20:20You're telling me I'm going to rape me?
20:21You know what?
20:22I'm with you right there, okay?
20:23Real black people like myself don't vote and threaten rape.
20:28All right?
20:28As you know, I'm a good guy.
20:30And good guys are all black.
20:32Shout hashtag George Floyd hashtag him, okay?
20:35And call your act like a bull crackle.
20:38Some white boy.
20:39I'm going to rape two first.
20:42I heard that.
20:43I hope so, because I said it.
20:45You fool!
20:46What have you done?
20:48Perry, B-Ward, my huge human cock is much too strong for your small platypus rectum.
20:55Yo, that's the robot I was seeing back there.
20:58I thought it was essential when I fucked the shit out of that.
21:00Anti-rape protocol set in.
21:01If anyone rips anyone else, they got shot with 48 missiles.
21:05No!
21:05Oh my God.
21:06My whole plan was to blackmail Major Monogram and allow myself to read them.
21:10But releasing all the photos we took of underage children.
21:13No!
21:14He locked it.
21:15Barry is still a slut for Major Monograms.
21:17D at the end of the day.
21:19Throw and throw.
21:20All he wants is Major Monograms.
21:21D even though it's wanted.
21:23Wow!
21:24I'm gonna fuck that robot.
21:27I'm gonna fuck that robot.
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