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The Boys S05E03 (2026)
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00:07C3B3
00:21Don't think we got a dick!
00:24Yes, the commandant is about to proceed
00:27That was the commandant is called
00:27Abknis!
00:28I don't know.
01:09I don't know.
01:28I don't know.
01:35Please.
01:37I have family.
01:38I love you, Major Dragons.
01:40Please.
01:41Please.
01:41I'm sorry.
01:43No one can know I was here.
01:49Soldier Boy.
01:51America's first hero.
01:53Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
01:56Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
01:58Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:04But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
02:10And America deserves the truth.
02:12Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia, working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:18traitors in Ukraine.
02:19Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
02:21They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
02:24We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:28And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
02:36It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first-ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:54My boy.
02:55My poor sweet boy.
03:01I'm also very proud to say...
03:03That this great hero...
03:05...is my father.
03:07Oh, hold on!
03:08When did you find out?
03:09Oh, I knew it!
03:09I knew it!
03:10I knew it!
03:11I knew it!
03:12I knew I knew it!
03:14I knew it!
03:2540 years out of the spotlight, you still got it, huh?
03:29Sage tells me socials are blowing up.
03:33People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
03:38Believe that?
03:44Come on.
03:46I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus, I wouldn't have.
03:49Swear to God.
03:51Although I did tell you not to engage.
03:53So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:58Gentlemen, lab results are in.
04:02Lab results.
04:07How?
04:09We were there, they all got infected, we watched them die.
04:12How the fuck is that constable breathing?
04:15Oh, no.
04:16Oh, no.
04:24He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:25Shit.
04:26V1, what is V1?
04:28Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:33V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:36Highly unstable.
04:37Only worked on a handful of early Supes.
04:40You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel.
04:44Stormfront.
04:44Who is Stormfront?
04:46Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:47I think you know where's Liberty?
04:50Point is, V1 saved your life.
04:53And is likely why your generation of Supes doesn't age.
04:55This is a modern Compound V molecule.
05:00This is the virus.
05:02Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
05:07It looks like this.
05:11Nothing for the virus to bind to.
05:12You might have told her, Seth.
05:13Before we tested it.
05:14V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:18We all did.
05:19And now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:33Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:35Does this...
05:36Does this mean that...
05:37I'm his son.
05:38Am I immune too?
05:39No.
05:41Your embryo was shot up with plain old Garden Variety V.
05:43Like me, like every other suit.
05:45But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:48Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
05:51Bring me some.
05:51I can't.
05:52Why not?
05:53Thought destroyed every vial.
05:54There's none left.
05:55The vial still exists somewhere, I suppose.
05:58Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
06:00We need to get to it before Homelander does.
06:03How?
06:03I'm sure he knows all this already.
06:05We're fucked.
06:05Good point, love.
06:06We hit him with the virus today, while it still works.
06:10That wasn't at all my point.
06:12Which is right.
06:13See?
06:15It's the smart play.
06:16We draw him out and hit him today.
06:18Okay.
06:18How are you going to get it in front of him?
06:21Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days, which means he's probably scared
06:24of getting infected.
06:25And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over,
06:29right?
06:30So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this v1.
06:34We don't really have a choice.
06:36I know where to start.
06:42Wow.
06:42Thank God that stuff's in here.
06:44Saved you.
06:45Um, I guess all's well today, though.
06:46You know what?
06:47Fuck you.
06:48You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:49You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:52No, no, I did not.
06:54What I wanted-
06:55Well, joke's on you, asshole.
06:56Because I'm going to live.
06:58And you'll die.
07:00If the virus doesn't get you down well.
07:02And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag, I'll be running
07:06in the seven, shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
07:12Look at you.
07:15Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:20Hypothetic.
07:21You're nothing at all.
07:30Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
07:32We don't have a choice.
07:43You know what this means, right?
07:45If we do get this for you, I mean, you and Kimiko could take something.
07:48I mean, if you made Soulja Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune too, like
07:51a vaccine.
07:51Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:53Like a kush ball, but with dicks.
07:55It's very specific, but look.
07:57There's a chance.
07:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02No, no, no, not you again.
08:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:04Zoe, take it easy.
08:05Put him away, kiddo.
08:06That won't be necessary.
08:09At least, not yet.
08:12Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
08:14I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
08:16Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:19She set this up, actually.
08:22Did she?
08:22Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:26You mean the first generation V?
08:28Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with
08:32William Butcher?
08:36You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:38But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my
08:43granddaughter?
08:47Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
08:49And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:52But you're still working with him.
08:54We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:57And if he does, he lives forever.
09:00And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
09:04So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're going
09:08to help us out?
09:15Follow me.
09:27After you.
09:490.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:56It smells near...
09:58You're right.
09:58It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off from the
10:02corner.
10:03Svibro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
10:05Fuck!
10:06Everyone, this is Maverick.
10:07Translucent sub.
10:10Sup, player?
10:12Sup?
10:13Player?
10:14Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
10:17He sang at my dad's funeral.
10:18Maverick, hi.
10:20Um, what are you doing here?
10:21Don't you go to Godolken?
10:23Fuck that place.
10:24And fuck Vod.
10:25They're all a bunch of liars.
10:26They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:29Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:34It was Homelander.
10:36Homelander killed my dad.
10:41Wow.
10:42Homelander.
10:43Oh, God.
10:45I...
10:45Fuck that.
10:46Fucking motherfucker.
10:47I've been saying it for years.
10:49This fucking...
10:50This...
10:51Fucking guy.
10:52Motherfucker.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:56What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:58I believe the children are our future.
11:01Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
11:03Follow me.
11:04If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
11:10V1 was barbaric and unstable.
11:13Dr. Vod's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
11:17He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
11:20Jesus.
11:22Even after Vod defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
11:27Why am I not surprised?
11:29By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:33security.
11:35Dr. Vod stabilized the formula in the 50s, and swept all mention of V1 under the rug,
11:40like every other sordid chapter in this company's history.
11:42And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:45Not that I've seen.
11:46You think Vod wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:49This is every surviving file from Project Vod's.
11:52If you want to look through them, be my guest.
11:59Zoe?
12:01Zoe, wait.
12:03What happened to your mom was awful.
12:06Look, I didn't know that Butcher was going to...
12:10I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
12:12I promise.
12:19Promise?
12:20You promised that we'd be safe.
12:22Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:31So go fuck yourself.
12:44Maybe if I'd raised you, I could have made you better.
12:47Not your fucking disappointment.
12:50Disappointment.
12:51The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:53Deep down, there's a part of you that is still a human.
12:56You've been better yet.
12:58You're weak.
12:58You're my greatest failure.
13:00You're nothing else.
13:01You're my greatest failure.
13:20Oh my boy.
13:22Oh my boy.
13:25what is wrong why are you so unhappy my father and my dear son everything it's all falling apart
13:34no no it's exactly what needed to happen yes it's been foretold you're about to ascend
13:43become immortal divine a true god with the love of the world i know you think love is weak and
13:54human
13:54but who is more love than jesus and why should he have more love than you you save more people
14:03than
14:03he does the one true god how how millions of people save me well then you baptize the unfaithful in
14:19their own blood rip babies from their mother's wounds skin parents in front of their children
14:28rid the world of the wicked the non-believers
14:36the only ones left will be your faithful and they will love you in their hearts
14:43they'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you you have one last task my love
15:19you're late came as soon as you texted it's kind of far where russia near the border i think
15:26anybody see you uh no what's that
15:39i got myself shaving trust me you don't need a shave
15:50so your your grandpa's in there with them now is uh is butcher in there no but they can lead
15:58us to
15:59him we can find him and kill him kill butcher i don't think that's a good idea you don't think
16:07we
16:07could he's dangerous look what he did to your mom that's the point he's not worth it ryan it's not
16:14worth you getting hurt
16:17i'd kill you so i'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand so forget
16:23it
16:40you think i couldn't smell the tank array in your breath
16:45what the fuck well well ain't this my lucky fucking day should buy myself a lotto ticket
16:53i thought you'd still be in touch with your girl
16:55you never hadn't showed i was planning to nick so i text you from a phone and just wait for
16:59you to
17:00come running but hey fucking christmas
17:10nice one
17:12but i don't break easy no more
17:15not like mallory you're a right tough lad ain't you killing an old lady and fucking off to russia
17:22so he was right about you maybe i should just put you out of your misery
17:29you're good but you won't and why is that because we both love the same woman
17:36and we both hate the same cunt
17:41look mate you can be as pissy with me as you like
17:44but we both know i ain't the bad guy
17:48i don't really
17:52i just need us to have a proper chat
17:56a soul
18:03oh my dear
18:04up here
18:05what are you
18:08what in the fuck
18:12is that milk
18:13there
18:13breast milk from the nicu at mount sinai
18:16what you asked me up here so i can watch you swim in tit jizz
18:19i want to give you another chance
18:20you want to give me another chance
18:22yes help me find the v1
18:25i'd rather fist myself with that handful of racers
18:27besides
18:29cleopatra jones said there's no v1 to find
18:31oh there most certainly is
18:34and i am going to find it
18:37yeah what makes you so sure
18:38an angel told me
18:41it's my destiny
18:43just when i thought it was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get
18:46yes yes make your jones
18:48you've been blessed with immortality
18:52what have you done with a
18:53drink and fuck yourself numb
18:56you
18:59you
19:00are a disappointment
19:05you see
19:08i
19:09am not going to waste my immortality
19:12i am going to take what's rightfully mine
19:14i'm asking you if you want to see to the table
19:16because you're my father
19:17but with
19:18or without you
19:21a reckoning is coming
19:25you know all i see is a freak
19:27a freak with a bushel of gray pubes
19:32try some juice for men
19:48what's fort harmony
19:49i have no idea
19:50it's all over these memos
19:51what do they say
19:52i don't know
19:53the text is encrypted but
19:55i think i can crack it
19:56you couldn't possibly
19:57it's 1944
19:58there's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then
20:03give me an hour
20:07fuck is that
20:21hey
20:22sorry just uh
20:24you might want to
20:25lighten up on that
20:26vibro mango thunder
20:28that is
20:29that is musky
20:31my dad was in the first campaign
20:32vanish into freshness
20:34it just
20:35smells like him
20:36you know
20:38i'm sorry about your dad
20:40i i lost mine
20:41too
20:43i'm sorry to hear that
20:44it's just
20:44it's crazy right
20:45walk around one day
20:47feeling fine
20:47and then
20:49i don't know where the pain just hits you like a truck
20:51like
20:52just takes the wind out of you
20:53you guys are trying to take down homelander
20:55right
20:56let me help
20:57look maverick
20:57i i don't think that's such a good idea
20:59it
20:59it's really dangerous
21:00i don't care
21:02he fucking killed my dad
21:03it's the only thing i can think about
21:05i know that you want this to mean something
21:07but it's never gonna make sense
21:10and the more that you try the less sense it'll make
21:13trust me
21:15i know
21:16what am i supposed to do
21:17honestly just
21:19let go
21:21live your life
21:22be happy
21:23fall in love with someone
21:25i do have a girlfriend
21:26really
21:27sloan
21:29she's an alpaca
21:33cool just
21:34maybe think about
21:35what your dad
21:35would want for you
21:36and then
21:37do that
21:38that's what i'm trying to do
21:39anyway
21:41eerie
21:42can i um
21:43can i just talk to you for
21:44a quick second
21:45yeah
21:50stop
21:56another mention of fort harmony
21:58from 1963
22:00but you're as a scanner no
22:01he does
22:02maybe resolution is good enough
22:03so we can make out
22:04some of the text
22:05okay
22:06go with him
22:07sounds good
22:07i've been watching pornography
22:09and i'd like to try out
22:09some cunnilingus
22:15i don't understand
22:17all you do
22:18is get him on the blower
22:19and tell him you want to see him
22:21he rocks up
22:22you chuck the shit in his face
22:25and that'll be it
22:27why me
22:27cause he won't leave the fortress
22:29of connection for anyone else
22:30so this is what you want to talk to me about
22:33killing my dad
22:35listen mate
22:35is that all you think i'm good for
22:37i ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more
22:39alright
22:39you're done with that
22:40homeland will wrecked your mum
22:41he's gonna burn everything down
22:43and you
22:44are the only one who will stop him
22:46now
22:48normally i don't put no stock
22:49in any of that bollocks
22:50about destiny
22:51but
22:52if anyone's got one
22:53it's you
22:59i throw this virus at him
23:01what'll happen to me
23:04you'll die
23:09i'll be close by
23:10we'll go together
23:10we'll go together
23:13look
23:16i ain't gonna lie here this
23:18this is
23:19not what your mum wanted
23:21but it's the only way
23:24and it will be
23:25justice
23:29you're asking me to kill myself
23:34you wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war
23:38but you would be the first
23:40to save the world
23:41i don't do it
23:54i'll fit you some point
24:05i'll fit you some point
24:08like he's not even that good looking
24:11like
24:11his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting
24:14like you shave his head
24:15he's the gayest sailor in fleet week
24:18seriously man
24:19thanks for letting me tag along
24:21i need a win
24:23will you just tell me this
24:24homeowner really didn't want me to come along
24:26he didn't like
24:27mention my name even once
24:32why do you ask them
24:40keep going south
24:45so like
24:46what's your story
24:48my story
24:49yeah
24:50i was born on a sugar bush
24:51maple farm
24:52one day when i was five
24:53my parents died
24:54in a tidal wave of molasses
24:55then i was raised by four geese
24:57and agoraphobic fox
24:58in a crystal cave
24:58where they taught me the ways of the soil
25:00and the salts
25:00until gerald
25:01that's the oldest goose
25:03revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of robin williams
25:06and then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to orc
25:08because mork and mindy is a netflix documentary
25:12orson married us
25:15and the rest is history
25:21a winner has you to come along?
25:25personally
25:37cyber trucks are the entourage of cars
25:44a penny for your thoughts
25:49hughie said the v1 could be a cure
25:50you really think so?
25:53would give us more time
25:59what would you want to do?
26:02we could travel
26:03i can dj
26:04in berlin
26:06nothing to tie us down
26:07never in the same place twice
26:15do you want that for your kids?
26:16of course not
26:18which is why i would never have any
26:26it's uh
26:29you want children?
26:32three
26:33two girls and a boy
26:34a house by the water
26:35and maybe a bernadoodle
26:37peace and quiet
26:38after all this killing
26:39i just want a place to call home
27:05i told her you were thirty
27:08fuck the lever
27:09fuck the lace
27:10here's to the bird who sits on your face
27:18where'd you pick that up?
27:19me old man
27:20you're too close?
27:22no not really
27:23he was a
27:24piss artist
27:26used to
27:28lose all his money on the GGs
27:29no
27:30horses
27:31and then he'd come home
27:32beat the living daylights out of Len and me
27:36and then later
27:38laugh about it with his mates
27:39he was a right cunt
27:41where's he now?
27:42bottom of the Thames
27:45i put him there just the other day
27:49i only wish i'd known it sooner
27:50before he caused more
27:54more damage
27:58butchard
28:01do you think that i could ever
28:04that i might turn into my dad?
28:10i don't know
28:16my mom
28:18and Grace
28:20the others
28:22all i do is just hurt people
28:23i can't be around anyone
28:32without us
28:35without Sucs
28:37the world
28:38is a better
28:39safer place
28:47i'll do it
28:59following the mass arrests
29:01of suspected starlighters
29:02protesters have taken to the streets
29:04and clashed violently
29:05with superheroes
29:06and police alike
29:07it's all so tediously predictable
29:11insurgency
29:11counterinsurgency
29:13liberation
29:14crackdown
29:14round and round
29:16she goes
29:17is now a good time to say
29:19i've always found you
29:19super fucking creepy
29:22oh
29:23hold on a second
29:24i got something
29:24check that out
29:26so fort harmony
29:28was an army hospital
29:29where frederick vaught worked
29:30the government designated it top secret
29:32and then decommissioned it
29:33after the war
29:35why is that square blurry?
29:37that's what the military does
29:38to keep classified facilities hidden
29:39now i'll bet you a porterhouse
29:41at luger's
29:42that's where vaught was testing the v1
29:43if there's any more left out there
29:45that would be the fucking place to look
29:53were you followed?
29:54hell nah
29:55homelander's looking for v1
29:56just like we are
29:57it's only a matter of time
29:58before he found you
29:59we are at 90 feet
30:00below solid concrete
30:01the door is magician's parade
30:02ballistics resistant
30:03same as a norad bunker
30:05in giant mountain
30:05it will hold
30:08i don't hope so
30:17oh thank you fuck
30:19it won't hold forever
30:20so we're trapped down here
30:21what's the plan?
30:23wait
30:24has anyone seen zoe?
30:35what's the plan?
30:36what's the plan?
30:40what's the plan?
30:45what's the plan?
30:45what's the plan?
30:45what's the plan?
30:45what's the plan?
30:45what's the plan?
30:46what's the plan?
30:47what's the plan?
30:49what's the plan?
30:50what's the plan?
30:52what's the plan?
30:53Come on, come on, come on, come on.
31:34Come on, come on, come on, come on.
31:53Come on, come on, come on, come on.
32:18Come on, come on, come on.
32:19I told you Zoe was dead.
32:22And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Homeland.
32:26Fucking psycho.
32:27And you all went along with it.
32:32Come on, Zoe.
32:34I'm sorry, my boy.
32:37I cannot allow you to leave.
32:42Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
32:47No.
32:48Let them go.
32:49She tried to kill us both.
32:51She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
32:57Go.
33:17Zoe, pick up.
33:19Listen to me.
33:20Do not come home until I tell you to.
33:22It's not safe, you understand?
33:23Call me.
33:24Do we know when she left?
33:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
33:31Can we get out that way?
33:34That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
33:36Well, if that's the case,
33:39what are you packing?
33:43Whoa.
33:44I've been looking for those.
33:51Airway blank.
33:54500 a stick.
34:22My father spent his whole life fighting for it.
34:26And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
34:31I remember your father, you know.
34:35He was impressive.
34:38Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had bought,
34:40and one small-time Harlem lawyer
34:43made them work weekends and holidays.
34:46Damn fucking straight he did.
34:48But he couldn't win.
34:51It's why, ultimately,
34:53you won't win either.
34:55You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
34:56You know that, right?
34:58Who?
34:58What?
34:59Please.
35:00It's more powerful than bought.
35:02Or a homelander.
35:03More powerful than nature or life itself.
35:05It's profit and loss.
35:07Supply and demand.
35:09The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
35:13We're just cogs in a great machine.
35:17And we all have our part to play.
35:22Say you kill Soldier Boy or Homelander
35:24or even release this virus.
35:26When superheroes go out of fashion,
35:27something else will just take their place.
35:30Because corporations must still grow.
35:35Money must still be made.
35:37The machine must still be fed.
35:41That is the way of the world.
35:46Motherfucker.
35:48When this is all over,
35:51you're aiming to run VOD again, ain't you?
35:53Like I said,
35:54we all have our part to play.
36:00If that day ever comes,
36:03I have a part to play too.
36:05And that's to put a bullet
36:07in your fucking skull.
36:14Finally.
36:15Ha ha.
36:17Showtime.
36:17Hey kids,
36:19do you love America?
36:20And basic knife skills?
36:22Making s'mores?
36:23And marching?
36:24Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
36:26You'll learn wilderness survival,
36:28campfire songs,
36:29how to field strip a rifle,
36:31and the best way to sniff out
36:33stinky starlighter rats.
36:35So if you're 8 or 18,
36:37you can join the fun.
36:38Sign up for the Homelander Youth
36:40and be tomorrow's heroes today.
36:44Sponsored by Clean Lad Diet Lunches.
36:46We've got a question for it.
36:48It's clear for first time.
36:51Who needs soups?
36:52We can get fucking kids to do it.
36:53Listen,
36:54I want you to put crime analytics
36:57on finding the V1.
36:58It's out there.
36:59Oh.
36:59I know it.
37:01Uh,
37:01how many people do you want on?
37:04Everyone.
37:05It's all we do.
37:06From now on.
37:07Awesome.
37:07I want our entire pharma division
37:09working on literally nothing
37:11but recreating the V1 formula.
37:14Vought,
37:14destroy the original formula.
37:15That could take years.
37:16Skip animal testing.
37:18You have camps for the criminals?
37:19Just start using them.
37:21Mm-hmm.
37:29This is wonderful.
37:37Howdy, boss.
37:39What are you drinking?
37:49It's an honor to have a great American
37:51like yourself on the show.
37:53But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
37:56Homelander's father.
37:58Dang.
38:00The Glock, huh?
38:01Never saw the appeal
38:02in foreign-made guns.
38:05Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
38:07This here's a 9mm.
38:09Gen 5-7 round capacity
38:11with a crisp fucking break.
38:14Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
38:16Battle-proven
38:17to all-American
38:18Colt 1911.
38:20Chambered in
38:20.45 ACP.
38:24That'll blow
38:25your fucking panties off.
38:27Now,
38:28that little Glock
38:30that's good for a late-night
38:31Harlem stroll,
38:32but, uh,
38:32this here,
38:32that's a certified
38:33Kraut dealer.
38:34I think you mean an antique.
38:35I mean a classic.
38:37You want to give it a try?
38:40Now, some can't handle the kick.
38:42If something tells me,
38:43you'll do just fine.
38:51Oh, you got to hate it, do you?
38:52Oh, you got to hate it, do you?
39:09I haven't fucked that hard
39:10since I railed
39:13Sherry Lewis
39:14on the balcony
39:15of Studio 54.
39:16I ain't got no idea
39:17who that is.
39:21Hey, why the hairless pussy?
39:23What?
39:24I mean, what's the point
39:25of going down there
39:26if you're not going to get
39:26a fat face full of fur?
39:29Was that how
39:30Homelander likes you?
39:31Like a baby?
39:35More like a mother.
39:39But you do have fuck, right?
39:41Mm-mm.
39:44Damn.
39:45Well, I gotta admit,
39:46I was kind of just doing this
39:48as petty revenge
39:49against the freak.
39:51That's terrible.
39:52Who would do such a thing?
39:55You shouldn't say that
39:56about your son.
39:57Well, he thinks
39:58he's better than me.
39:59He doesn't.
40:01How do you know?
40:03I don't know much,
40:04but I can read people.
40:06And the way he looks at you?
40:08Shoot.
40:09I ain't never seen
40:10look at nobody like that.
40:17Um,
40:18it's not exactly
40:19a compliment, though.
40:21He is the strangest
40:22motherfucker I've ever known.
40:24And I've had a threesome
40:25with Gary Busey.
40:26Oof.
40:32Here.
40:33There's someone
40:34I want you to meet.
40:39Is this...
40:41terror?
40:42Well, my mom
40:43told me all about you.
40:45Hey, boy.
40:46Where's he been?
40:47Me aunt Jenny's
40:47been looking after him.
40:49Does he still help everything?
40:51Gentleman of his age?
40:53Well,
40:54he does his best.
41:00Ryan?
41:02Kimiko?
41:03Wait, you...
41:04you can talk.
41:11Tell me.
41:13He's all gone.
41:15Where
41:16is
41:16Samaya?
41:17We let him leave with Zoe.
41:19We're not all monsters,
41:20you fucking
41:21monster.
41:28You touch her,
41:29I'll never make more.
41:30So back off.
41:45We're still gonna go off
41:45your Homelander, right?
41:46Not today, we're not.
41:48Then when?
41:49I don't know.
41:50A week?
41:50Of your month.
41:53We don't have a month.
41:55He's gonna burn
41:56everything down
41:56like you said.
41:57Let's just go now.
42:00Not without the virus.
42:01You said I was
42:02strong enough.
42:03You said I was
42:04the only one
42:04who could stop him.
42:05You said it was my destiny.
42:06I just said that
42:07so you'd get him
42:08out of the tower.
42:10Without that gem,
42:12you'd just be
42:12another stupid kid
42:13on a fucking suicide run.
42:17Same old lying
42:18pathetic asshole.
42:23Ryan.
42:25Ryan.
42:31Alright kid,
42:32this is a
42:33halothane grenade.
42:34What you do is
42:34you pull the pin,
42:36you toss it,
42:37and you run like hell.
42:38Also make sure
42:39you don't inhale
42:39or else you're gonna
42:40knock yourself out too.
42:42Once all the bodies
42:43are down and the smoke
42:43clears,
42:44we'll come out
42:44and get you.
42:45Got it?
42:48Maverick,
42:49be careful.
42:56Huey.
42:59Hey,
43:00I know.
43:01I'm sorry.
43:01It's just,
43:03he's a really good kid.
43:05I mean,
43:05if we find the V1,
43:06I think we should
43:06give him some.
43:07Huey,
43:08come on.
43:09How many more people
43:10are we gonna kill
43:11and then their kids
43:12come after us?
43:13And then we kill them
43:14and it's this vicious cycle
43:15that never fucking ends.
43:17Maybe we'll never be able
43:18to break it,
43:19but we have to
43:19at least try.
43:27What was that for?
43:29It's just,
43:31it's been a long time
43:33since I've been around
43:34someone who
43:34is actually trying
43:35to make things better
43:37instead of stopping
43:37them from getting worse.
43:41You think the V1
43:42can save us?
43:44Fuck yeah,
43:45I do.
43:46He's at the hatch.
44:09He's at the hatch.
44:20What the fuck is that?
44:21Hey,
44:22I got an invisible kid here.
44:23This stinks like
44:24V-Bro Mango Thunder
44:25body spray.
44:26Here,
44:26take him.
44:27Shit burns my nuts.
44:29Maverick?
44:29Is that you, bro?
44:30You with Edgar?
44:31You were one of my
44:32dad's best friends.
44:33How come you never told me
44:34it was Homelander
44:35that killed him?
44:36Bro,
44:36Homelander didn't kill
44:37your dad.
44:39It was Butcher's Crew.
44:41You know,
44:41it was that
44:41sus French dude
44:42and Starlight's boyfriend.
44:44Was his name
44:44Lucy Howie?
44:45They blew him up,
44:46stuffed his body parts
44:47in a box
44:47and dropped him
44:48in the East River.
44:49Saw with my own eyes.
44:51No cap on God, bro.
45:03Does it look like
45:04the Deep is talking
45:05to an invisible person?
45:06Fuck.
45:12Fuck.
45:26We're just here.
45:40God damn it.
45:41Fuck, there's not
45:41enough power.
45:46Slithery motherfucker.
45:49Oh shit.
45:51I mean,
45:51instant karma,
45:52but fuck.
45:53Okay, we gotta go
45:54out front.
45:55Stick together.
45:58Yo!
46:00Nice work,
46:00Brobocop.
46:08two-
46:10Oh shit.
46:14Oh shit.
46:22I'm sorry.
46:37Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game.
47:20I'm sorry, don't hate the game.
47:31where's you
47:32it was you
47:34you killed my dad
47:35get the fuck off me
47:37where are you
47:40is that why you were telling me all that weird shit
47:42about letting go
47:43you sick fuck
47:44you're right it was me
47:46I mean cold comfort but I killed my dad too
47:50you fucking psycho
47:51just wait just wait
47:52look with Translucent
47:53someone murdered my girlfriend
47:55not your dad but still I was
47:58I was angry and scared
48:02and I felt all this
48:03this hate and I'm sorry
48:05I shouldn't have done it it's not the answer
48:07it's the only answer motherfucker
48:14rhetoric stop
48:15I don't want to fight you
48:16I think what's next to me
48:17what's next to me
48:17what's next to me
48:33Oh
48:57Oh
49:14There's Maverick
49:23It's okay
49:26Everything's gonna be okay
49:31I'm here
49:54Dad?
49:57Ryan
49:59Hey you
50:01I'm really glad you called
50:03I knew you weren't
50:05It's like a
50:07Miracle
50:09You like the upgrade?
50:11Do you remember when you took me here?
50:13Pretended to care about me
50:16I do care about you son
50:18I love you
50:23I need to ask you for
50:24My forgiveness
50:26You already have it
50:27Okay? Let me finish
50:29I put too much pressure on you
50:31To fill my boots
50:33And I realize now
50:35That uh
50:36Well
50:37That was impossible
50:41But
50:42I do have some pretty exciting news
50:45I am
50:46Going to live forever now
50:50I don't realize
50:51My own legacy
50:52And you
50:54You're off the hook
50:55You can do
50:56Whatever
50:57Did you do it?
50:58Did you rape my mom?
51:00What?
51:01Of course not
51:03Who told
51:04Did William Butcher
51:05Tell you that?
51:07Your mother and I
51:09We had an affair
51:11A consensual affair between the two adults
51:14Your heart's racing
51:15Yeah because I'm shocked
51:16And frankly
51:17My heart's breaking a little bit
51:19That you could think I would do something like that
51:25Ryan
51:26Ryan
51:27Ryan
51:32I don't know where this is coming from
51:34Because your mother
51:35She came on to me
51:40Ryan
51:41Son
51:43Ryan, buddy
51:44Look what came out of it
51:45My son
51:46A blessing
52:08Ryan
52:09Look at what you made me do
52:24It's okay
52:25It's okay
52:28My sweet sweet boy
53:06Okay, so the virus is gone
53:08Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher
53:11Went at the Ryan
53:13Probably getting lasered as we speak
53:14That homelander's got Edgar
53:15If he wasn't already close to finding V1
53:18He is now
53:18We are so fucked
53:19Like anal deep V1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked
53:23Hey, maybe we lay off the porn
53:27No
53:28Okay, I do have some good news
53:31We were able to make out some of the reductive text
53:33Next
53:34In 1963
53:35A troop of boy scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony
53:40The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open
53:48And this is good news?
53:49Don't we?
53:50The files are no longer reducted
53:53Okay
53:55Well that's where we're headed
54:18Amy?
54:19Wait!
54:21Wait!
54:21You could have died, Q
54:23I'm okay, I'm here
54:24I don't think if that happened
54:25I just, I wouldn't come back from that
54:27This was easier when I was on my own
54:30Amy
54:35Homelander?
54:53Homelander?
55:03All I want for you to do is take my body home
55:10Well, well, well, so I can die easy
55:14Well, well, well
55:18Well, well, well
55:20So I can die
55:21Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
55:33We have much to discuss
55:37Lord, in my time of dying
55:44Don't want nobody to cry
55:47All I want you to do is
55:52Take me when I die
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