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08:44Yeah, I'd love that, but honestly, I don't want to waste your time because I just feel like there's no
08:50world in which I'm buying this house.
08:52Oh, well, that was quick.
08:53No, it's just too small. I mean, it's way too small, actually.
08:56I mean, I'm standing here, and I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know?
09:00I want something I can get lost in, and this, yeah, I don't know, some of these design elements, yuck.
09:07Yeah, I don't know.
09:08I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know, with a lot more oomph, some wow.
09:14But this place isn't even remotely...
09:16It's my house.
09:17It's your house?
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:19And that would have been great information to have before I arrived.
09:22I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the circumstances.
09:27The circumstances.
09:29What Rini is so subtly referring to is the fact that my husband died here last year.
09:34Oh, wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
09:38My wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club.
09:41Oh, sorry for your loss.
09:42Oh, thank you.
09:43How did he die?
09:45He killed himself.
09:47What, here in the house?
09:49Pretty much right where you're standing.
09:52Wait a minute, this is that house? That whole thing?
09:54Mm-hmm.
09:55Yeah, it made the news. They arrested you.
09:57Yes.
09:58You're a dangerous woman.
09:59Oh.
10:01Hey, I've had a couple of brushes with the law myself.
10:03Then I guess we're both in that club, too.
10:05I guess so.
10:07Okay, well, um, Mr. Ashe, we should probably get going.
10:10Yeah, yeah.
10:11Hey, uh, Samantha, why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league show me this house?
10:19It's her fluffer house.
10:21A fluffer house?
10:23No, that's, that's not a thing.
10:25It makes the next house that she shows you look even bigger and grander by comparison.
10:30No, no, no.
10:32I like to educate my clients about the entire market before they consider a purchase.
10:37Is that something you do?
10:38Uh, hard to say.
10:40No one in this town will give me a listing.
10:42What? Why not?
10:45Oh, right.
10:46The whole convicted felon thing.
10:48It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors, actually.
10:50That's great. Good for you.
10:52Will you give me a minute?
10:54Sure.
10:54Rini.
10:55Yeah?
10:55Do you mind if I chat with you for a sec?
11:18That's the 750S, right?
11:22Yeah.
11:24It's a good car.
11:26Yes, it is.
11:28Hey, um, I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor.
11:33How's your day, Lily?
11:43Yes?
11:44Hey, Rini.
11:44You have the listing for the Bisbee estate, right?
11:46Yes, but this is not okay.
11:48Can you get us in in about ten minutes?
11:51Sure.
11:52Great.
11:52You know, I was planning to take him there.
11:53Or else that?
11:54Nice.
11:54Let's take my car.
11:56Hey, Samantha.
11:57Sam.
11:57Okay, Sam.
11:59I'm just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold?
12:02Including this one?
12:03Uh, none.
12:06Great.
12:24A paper shadow in a house of stone.
12:29A paper shadow in a house of stone.
12:34I never knew that the people that I can go to work.
12:36I never knew how far the ride was going to go.
12:39I can't keep up with the Joneses.
12:47Don't want to run for the roses
12:52I got my pocket opposing
12:58Sometimes I wonder why
13:00Sometimes I wonder why
13:02I just don't have a good chosen
13:08Don't want to smell the dying roses
13:13I got my pocket full of roses
13:18I don't keep up with the chances
13:55I'm Jeff Pratt
13:57With the Princeton Alumni Schools Committee
13:59And I'll be conducting your interview
14:00Got it
14:02I know your parents from back in the day
14:05Are they well?
14:05Yes, yeah
14:06So Tori, tell me
14:08Why Princeton?
14:10Aside from the fact that both your parents went there
14:13That's not enough
14:14Well, um, put another way
14:18What is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us?
14:22Oh, are you, are you on the faculty there?
14:25What? No
14:26I just assumed when you said us
14:28I'm sorry, figure of speech
14:30Oh, okay
14:34There's no need to be nervous
14:36This is just us talking here
14:39Well, first of all, Jeff
14:43I think we should acknowledge the pro forma nature of this interview
14:48I'm a legacy kid
14:49On both sides
14:50Whose father has been a consistent donor
14:52And the reason he's been a consistent donor
14:55The reason so many graduates of the IVs continue to support their alma maters
14:59Is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there
15:02Because, well, let's be honest
15:03They're much worthier charities to support
15:07You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism
15:09And now, rather than try to undo the damage
15:12Or feed the hungry
15:13Or house the homeless
15:14You're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions
15:16Brodled with systemic racism
15:18Anti-Semitism
15:19And sexism
15:21In order to ensure that yet another generation
15:23Of privileged rich kids
15:24Will continue to hoard the lion's share
15:26Of what's left of the planet's remaining resources
15:29While the unwashed masses go to war over the scraps
15:33So I appreciate you taking the time
15:36But let's be honest
15:38We both know I'm going to be accepted
15:41Because you all engineered the system to do just that
15:50I didn't engineer anything
15:52Sorry
15:54Figure your speech
15:59Also, tennis
16:02What?
16:03I'm being recruited for tennis
16:07I probably should have led with that
16:25Now this is what I'm talking about
16:39How much?
16:4020 million
16:41But I'm sure there's some wiggle room
16:43I'll take it
16:45Okay
16:46So you're offering full asking?
16:48Yeah, in cash
16:49But I want to close by Monday
16:50Monday?
16:51Yeah
16:51Well, we're going to need at least a week for contracts
16:53And then you're going to want to do a thorough inspection
16:55I'm going to have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires
16:57In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer
16:59Hey, congratulations
17:01You just sold your first house
17:04What is it you do again?
17:07We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?
17:12Six
17:12Okay
17:14Name five of the original 13 states
17:17Colonies
17:18New York, New Jersey
17:20Connecticut, Massachusetts
17:22Rhode Island, Delaware
17:24New Hampshire
17:27Maryland
17:28Virginia
17:30Pennsylvania
17:32Georgia
17:33That's 11
17:35What am I forgetting?
17:37How do you know all this?
17:38I watch a lot of Jeopardy
17:48Guess what?
17:50What?
17:52A drawer full of Cartier love bracelets
17:57I'm telling you
17:58Every woman in this town wears like ten of them
18:00I don't get it
18:01They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress
18:03But they all need to have this one thing
18:05It's like a requirement or something
18:07You want me to grab you a couple?
18:08I'll never miss them
18:10That's not a club I need to join
18:12Okay, just find the pen
18:13It's in the office behind the primary bedroom
18:17North and South Carolina
18:18What?
18:19The other two colonies
18:22Okay, now you're just showing off
18:32It's not in the desk
18:37Oh
18:39Bingo
18:39A drawer full of pens
18:43Are you sure he would keep something that's valuable in a mess like this?
18:48Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in
18:52the drawer
18:53It's like some sort of ritual
18:54Wait
18:55I found it
18:58The Etoile de Mont Blanc joaillier fountain pen
19:02With just 15 produced worldwide
19:04This limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18 carat rose gold
19:10Adorned with cognac diamonds
19:12And a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than Remova wheels
19:16It's not just a pen
19:18But an aspirational work of art
19:21Reselling for $165,000
19:23I'm not sure what's worse
19:25That someone pays that for a pen
19:27Or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others
19:30Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it
19:32Shit
19:33What?
19:34I dropped the fucking thing
19:36Hold on, let me get it
19:37I got it
19:40Ah!
19:41Coop?
19:42What happened?
19:44Coop?
19:45What is it?
19:47Ah, my back went out
19:49Ah
19:50I really fucking hurt
19:52I can't move
19:53What do you mean you can't move?
19:54Just get out here
19:55I mean I can't move
19:57I'm lying on my back
19:59You can't be serious, Coop
20:00Do I sound like I'm fucking joking?
20:03Shit, okay
20:04I'm coming in
20:05No
20:07My back had been seizing up
20:09Ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year
20:11Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick
20:14And a few days later I'd be golden
20:16But I didn't have a few days
20:18I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back
20:21And when it came to thinking up an explanation for how I came to be lying on their floor
20:24I was drawing a blank
20:25Okay
20:26Shit
20:26We gotta move
20:27Okay, okay, just, just help me up here
20:30Okay
20:31Just sit
20:32Oh, fuck, no, fuck, fuck
20:33Oh, no, no
20:34Okay, okay, okay, okay
20:36Okay
20:38Oh, my God
20:39You're like dead fucking weight
20:41Can't move you
20:42Can you crawl?
20:43No, I can't even roll over
20:44This is crazy
20:45Just give me a few minutes
20:46We don't have a few minutes
20:47Well, then go
20:48I'll figure something out
20:49I'm not gonna bail on you
20:50Well, I can't move
20:51We're gonna have to call someone
20:52No
20:53No
20:54You can't move
20:56Fuck
20:56Oh
20:57Hope
20:58Fuck
21:02We have to call someone
21:04Oh, shit
21:07Who?
21:10Okay, what the fuck
21:11I'll explain later
21:12Can you just please help me up?
21:14You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house with Nick's housekeeper
21:18Elena
21:19I know your name
21:21Question
21:22Whose house is this?
21:23The Hemmings
21:24And you know them how?
21:26We don't
21:28We don't
21:29We don't
21:30We? Really?
21:31We?
21:31Can we hurry this up, please?
21:32We need to move
21:33Just so I'm clear
21:34And I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here
21:36We are currently trespassing
21:39Correct
21:39And why would we be doing that?
21:41Okay
21:42They're gonna be home any minute
21:43So can we finish up this Q&A later?
21:45Q&A?
21:46Huh
21:47That's funny
21:48She's funny, who knew?
21:50Barney!
21:51Please!
21:54Okay
21:56Grab his left, I'll grab his right
21:57On three
21:59One
21:59Two
22:00Three
22:04When does your sister get home?
22:05She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least
22:08Okay
22:09Do you have pills for this?
22:10Yeah, upstairs in the medicine cabinet
22:12There's Flexeril and Percocet, please
22:13Both of them
22:14Yep
22:19So
22:20Instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell
22:23A job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually
22:26Before bonus
22:27You were robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper
22:31A layman
22:31I know her name
22:36I take it you two are
22:37What?
22:38No
22:39What?
22:40Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
22:40Because that
22:41That would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario
22:44I know it's a lot to absorb
22:46I'm not absorbing anything
22:47You know why?
22:49Because it doesn't make any fucking sense
22:50I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine
22:54I mean, not fine
22:55But at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it
22:57But if not that, then what?
22:59What is this?
23:00Is this some sort of elaborate three-stage midlife crisis?
23:04You know, divorce wasn't enough
23:05Losing your job wasn't enough
23:06Getting arrested for murder was
23:09Oh my God
23:13Coop, did you kill Paul Levitt?
23:15No
23:15What are you talking about?
23:17I don't know what I'm talking about!
23:19My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar
23:23I mean, how do you even move the stuff?
23:24Do you have a fence?
23:25No, you don't, no
23:27Don't tell me
23:28I don't want to know
23:34Wait a minute
23:39Coop
23:42Those guys who beat you up
23:46Who ran me over
23:49That was connected to this
23:52I could have been fucking killed
23:55I thought we'd move past this
23:56And I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief
24:00Oh God, please
24:07Thank you
24:12What?
24:13Oh, nothing
24:14I just
24:15I just can't wait to hear this meet cute story
24:17Do you have a problem with me?
24:19Of course I have a problem with you
24:21I have a problem with all of this
24:22Don't yell at me
24:23I'm not yelling at you
24:25I'm yelling near you
24:26You're filling the whole room
24:27You're fucking
24:28Enough
24:30God damn it
24:33I gotta get the fuck out of here
24:35Barney
24:36Barney
24:36What?
24:39Thank you for coming to get me
24:41Fuck you, Coop
24:43Fuck you very much
24:50It actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to
24:53I know, you can't
24:55You're like
24:55Yeah
24:56Thanks
24:58Can I just give you a second?
24:59Mm-hmm
24:59Thanks
24:59Thank you
25:00I'm both
25:01Have a good night
25:03I feel like they're kicking us out
25:05Right now we do seem to be closing the place down
25:13What?
25:14I really can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this
25:18I have been exceptionally witty tonight
25:21Oh really? Is that what it is?
25:23Oh yeah, yeah, brought my best material
25:24So it's all downhill from here?
25:26Oh yeah, pretty much
25:30God
25:32When
25:34When you get divorced
25:36I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage
25:39You don't think about the complications that are going to come afterwards
25:42So when they finally do come
25:44They kind of knock you on your ass
25:46So
25:48It's been complicated
25:49You could say that?
25:51Yeah
25:51But you're over it
25:52I'm working on it
25:55What about him?
25:57Are you over him?
25:58Who?
26:03I am
26:05Absolutely
26:07And then some
26:09So you're conflicted
26:15Well, I mean the way I see it
26:18Is if we had known in advance how complicated our divorces were going to be
26:24Emotionally, financially, logistically
26:28We all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriage
26:33Then where would we be?
26:38Not here
26:38Exactly
26:41Well, given that we are here
26:42I'm just wondering
26:46What happens next
27:04Wait, wait, wait
27:16I'm sorry
27:17No, it's okay
27:18It's all right
27:20You all right?
27:22I'm sorry
27:23I just
27:23I suddenly don't feel well
27:24Oh, God
27:25It's okay
27:27This is
27:28Something I did
27:31I'm not blowing you up
27:32Okay
27:33I was very much with the program
27:35Okay
27:36Listen, hey
27:37It's fine
27:37It's fine
27:38Why don't I take you home?
27:50I'm home
27:53So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out
27:58Please take the appropriate measures
28:01Now
28:01Hi, baby
28:07Hey, Mom
28:09Where's Morgan?
28:10I thought you were hanging out tonight
28:11No, just me
28:13Hi
28:13They got into a fight
28:14No, it wasn't a fight
28:16It sounded like a fight
28:19Well, that stinks
28:27Who can fight with this face?
28:29I think you might be slightly biased
28:32Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole
28:35I will cut her
28:38How was your day?
28:39I was thinking about hanging it up
28:41Yeah
28:42Yeah, me too
28:43Perfect
28:44You can live with me forever
28:47Take care of me when I'm old and infirm
28:50Okay, but I'm not going to change your diapers
28:53Fair
28:55You can have a ton of cats
28:57It'd be great
29:19Nothing made you more aware of being alone
29:21Than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed
29:25My back was already feeling better
29:27Which is to say
29:28It hurt like hell
29:34Much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year
29:37The ugly truth was that I had a bad back
29:40And a shrinking bladder
29:41And being middle-aged sucked
29:44Weird
30:11Thanks for the word
30:25the new place is beautiful congratulations thank you
30:36a deluxe apartment in the sky
30:42I'm sorry yeah it's the Jeffersons you remember it was a television show from
30:50when it was you know never mind grace is worried about you well there's nothing
30:58to worry about so we wouldn't be here if that were true oh anyone can have a bad
31:03year your business model is flawed your risk is not properly managed you depend
31:10too much on too few clients one of them has a bad year and it hits your bottom
31:15line too hard respectfully the art of wealth management is choosing clients
31:21like stocks you know you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data
31:25points for instance Nick Brandis one of my largest clients he just signed a major
31:30broadcasting deal and what happens if he leaves you or gets hit by a truck mr.
31:35Park you rely too much on other people making their money instead of you making
31:38your money yourself I make my money by providing a valuable and exclusive
31:45service I have relationships across every financial sector you don't work
31:52hard enough for what you have says the man who inherited his business from his
32:00father and I have no sons to do the same I thought it may be grace she
32:05doesn't want she wants it for you so you're you're offering me a job you don't
32:19even like me that's true okay then I'll think about it
32:35how's that back just getting there thank you I'm gonna send you to my man chemo you
32:42did physio for me after my knee surgery dude's got magic hands well I just got a
32:47Toradol shot so that's doing the majority heavy lifting right now yeah that
32:51works too I had a bulging disc a few years ago you guys remember that oh man I
32:58went down the whole rabbit hole on that one acupuncture or stem cell therapy you
33:03name it I thought my golfing days were over when we weren't talking about
33:08finance or sports or the finance of sports we devoted a lot of time to our
33:13growing laundry list of injuries we were men of a certain age all former jocks
33:17in some capacity confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies through a
33:21combination of concierge doctors cutting-edge pharmaceuticals trainers and
33:26talking it all to death it was just another club we all belong to hey you guys get
33:31invited this party up at the state on Bisbee yeah yeah who is this guy Owen Ash hmm
33:39apparently you made a fortune on shipping paid asking on the house 20 million all
33:45cash here comes the neighborhood he's throwing himself a welcome to town party
33:53sounds like a douche I don't know it's like the great Gatsby or something could be fun
33:59you know how that book ended right well I heard it was Sam Levitt who made the sale oh yeah
34:08mm-hmm
34:09good for her good for her she desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder
34:16did she who can remember well she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee she probably split
34:24what a million dollars in commission with a listing agent gosh she tries to send Coop away for life
34:30now she's making six figures that's America for you yeah I thought your guy was trying to make it great
34:43again we are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's air apparent dare I say LeBron and
34:57Steph who calm down green please calm down come on man let's see him do what the king's been doing
35:03consistently for 20-plus years no I've never seen him do a soundboard shuffle okay then how about uh
35:08play defense like my guy Kali oh that's your guy now yeah that's my guy we're both Spurs legends
35:13when do you watch sports that's Nick's second week on air I'm just checking in no you're not
35:22no I'm not
35:28hmm
35:36hmm
35:37hmm
35:39hmm
35:40hmm
35:58Um, something wrong?
36:01Nothing.
36:03I keep going, what you're doing?
36:05Um, there's nothing really going on down there.
36:15Oh, Jesus.
36:18Okay, uh, it's okay, Barney.
36:24Hey, hey, what is it?
36:26Talk to me.
36:27Do you need me to do something different?
36:29Yes, actually.
36:31I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay?
36:34Keep seeing his smug, condescending face.
36:36It makes it really hard to have sex with his daughter.
36:38I was just trying to help.
36:40And since you asked, let's pressure on the balls, okay?
36:44A little goes a long way down there.
36:48God damn it.
36:49I remember, I remember, don't worry, how could I ever forget?
37:01It was the first time, the last time that we ever met.
37:12Oh, and I know the reason why you kept this silence up, up, up.
37:21No, you don't fool me.
37:24Cause the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows.
37:30It's no stranger to you and me.
37:33I, I've been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know, get in there, that's
37:42what I knew.
37:43Oh.
37:44Menopause.
37:44Yeah.
37:46Oh.
37:49Hmm.
37:53Keep this in your purse.
37:56Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars.
37:59I don't understand.
38:00You just carry around with you?
38:02Um, yeah.
38:03You gotta be prepared.
38:05And on my meds, it's just, it makes it like drier than Death Valley down there.
38:10Um, as much as I'd like to hear more about that, I texted you because one of the music teachers
38:16from Mayfield got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester and they need a replacement.
38:23Oh, I'm not a teacher.
38:25Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better.
38:28Oh, I don't know.
38:30Cause on my best day, it's like, you wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield material.
38:36And that is not a bad thing.
38:37Cause ew.
38:38You said you wanted more independence.
38:41Speaking as a therapist.
38:43An unemployed therapist.
38:44By choice.
38:45Really?
38:46I'm actually writing a book.
38:47Oh.
38:48What's it about?
38:49No, don't try to do that.
38:51We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence.
38:55And confidence comes from activation.
38:58Hmm.
38:59You've been doing so great.
39:01You're staying on your meds.
39:02You're, you're regulated.
39:04You're showing up to work.
39:06Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge?
39:09Besides, you're, you're never going to get your own place based on what they pay you here.
39:13Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does.
39:16Yeah, that's a much better idea.
39:22Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop.
39:26It's nothing to be ashamed of.
39:28Oh, I know.
39:29I just feel like I'm getting older and he's just getting better and better looking.
39:53Hey, Barney, it's Coop again.
39:56So maybe I'd run into you at the club, no dice, recall, just want to talk.
40:02Yes, that sounds great.
40:04Yeah, and I just want to make sure you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience.
40:09Oh, you have?
40:11Oh, that's nice.
40:13Yeah, I play there four nights a week.
40:17Yeah, great.
40:19Yes, I will be there.
40:21Okay, bye.
40:25What was all that about?
40:27That was about me being a music teacher.
40:30Guitar lessons?
40:32No, they're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year.
40:37Mayfield?
40:37You've never taught before.
40:38That's what I said.
40:39But Mel already went to the head of school and apparently she's seen me perform at the tap,
40:44so I got an interview.
40:48Wow, that's great.
40:50You look nice.
40:50Where are you going?
40:51Got a hot date?
40:52No.
40:53Party.
40:53Oh, anyone I know?
40:55No, in fact, no one I know.
40:57Do you want to come?
40:58Can I wear this?
40:59No.
40:59Then no.
41:00Are you sure?
41:01Yes, hard pass.
41:03One of us is going to regret it.
41:05Well, probably you.
41:06No, it's probably going to be you.
41:07Well, no, it's going to be you.
41:09We'll see you, bye.
41:10Bye.
41:12It's going to be you.
41:13It's going to be you.
41:14It's going to be you.
41:20It's going to be you.
41:21It's going to be you.
41:30It's going to be you.
41:31It's going to be you.
41:31It's going to be you.
41:31It's going to be you.
41:32It's going to be you.
41:32It's going to be you.
41:33It's going to be you.
41:33It's going to be you.
41:34It's going to be you.
41:34It's going to be you.
41:34It's going to be you.
41:36It's going to be you.
41:38It's going to be you.
42:25Hi.
42:26Hi.
42:27Hi.
42:27So has anyone seen our host for the evening dying to meet him?
42:31He's gonna be bald and ugly.
42:33You saw him?
42:34No, but he's gonna be compensating for something.
42:36Yeah.
42:37Having too much money.
42:39Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet?
42:41Any day now.
42:42That must be so nerve wracking.
42:44No idea.
42:46What about Chelsea, Jules?
42:48Chelsea went with early decision at Duke.
42:50Oh.
42:51It's not what Brad and I would have chosen, but they have a great tennis team and it's
42:55what Chelsea won.
42:56That's good.
42:58Wait, is that him?
42:59Lovely to meet you.
43:00Enjoy yourself.
43:00Plenty of fun.
43:01Wow.
43:03Hey, how's it going?
43:04That's him.
43:06You're right, Susie's really ugly.
43:09I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
43:12That's not what he'd be eating in my bed.
43:15I thought he was a very small dick.
43:18Absolutely.
43:19Ladies.
43:20Welcome.
43:21Welcome, welcome, welcome.
43:22Owen Ash.
43:23My friends just called me Ash.
43:24Thank you for coming.
43:25Your house is stunning.
43:27Oh, thank you.
43:28It has to be.
43:29Compensate for my very small dick.
43:32Right?
43:35Oops.
43:35I didn't.
43:36That was...
43:37Sorry.
43:39No worries.
43:48Uh-huh.
43:48Oh, okay.
43:49What's your name?
43:50Cat Reznor.
43:51Cat.
43:51Very nice to meet you.
43:54Excuse me.
43:55Enjoy yourselves, please.
43:56I'm really looking forward to getting to know all of you.
43:59Sam.
44:00You made it.
44:01This looks great.
44:02How did you do all this so fast?
44:04How did I do all this?
44:05I have a team.
44:06Of course you do.
44:07Come on, let's get you a drink.
44:09Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you.
44:11I'm not staying.
44:13What?
44:14What do you mean you're not staying?
44:15Of course you're staying.
44:16You're my only friend in Westmont Village.
44:17You can't leave me here with all these people.
44:19Come on.
44:19These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me to deal with all the withering mean
44:25girls' tears tonight.
44:28Oh, they don't love you.
44:31I've burned some bridges.
44:32Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form.
44:37There's always another way across.
44:39Come on, Wondry.
44:39No.
44:40I'm gonna go.
44:41Are you sure?
44:42No.
44:48I'm leaving.
44:48It's not a...
44:52You need me.
44:53All right.
44:58Hey.
44:59Welcome.
45:04Oh, God, I'm sorry.
45:05Oh.
45:06Hi.
45:07Don't worry.
45:08I'm leaving.
45:11I wasn't worried imagine my relief
45:30You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father man just
45:34Cannot hide his disappointment
45:36And you and you marrying me no, it's just a space
45:46Did he get into any specifics
45:50Why are you pushing this so hard?
45:53Reason no reason um but also
45:59In completely unrelated news i'm pregnant
46:04You
46:08Um uh are you sure that
46:13And it's it's mine right
46:14I so
46:19Does it uh does it feel like a boy
46:27Oh get me the fuck away from this fish
46:29I can't I can't
46:29I don't know
46:33Oh!
46:34Oh!
46:34Oh, bye!
46:42Oh!
46:45Oh!
46:45Hi, guys.
46:48Can I borrow her for a second?
46:49No. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yeah.
46:51Just a quick...
46:54Question.
46:55Um, why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing,
46:59at Mayfield?
47:02You're not a musician.
47:04Ally is not good with that kind of schedule.
47:06How do you know? She's been doing great, hasn't she?
47:09Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great.
47:12She's not a child, Coop.
47:14She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life.
47:17She's gonna screw this up.
47:18Maybe. And maybe you have to let her.
47:22You should come to me first.
47:25Stop trying to parent her. Just be her brother.
47:29Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice.
47:34Jesus. Okay. Wow.
47:36She seemed delightful.
47:38To everyone else but me. Owen Ashe, I presume.
47:42Oh, Ashe, please.
47:43Wow. Nice to meet you. Andrew Cooper. Coop.
47:46Coop? Your reputation precedes you.
47:50Wow. Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear.
47:53Cross to bear? No. Hey, take it from me.
47:55It's those experiences, the ones that challenge you and threaten you and...
47:58humiliate you that ultimately make your life worth living.
48:01Otherwise, we don't medicate ourselves into bored oblivion until there's no reason to get our catatonic asses out of bed
48:06anymore.
48:07Hey, you were arrested for murder. I mean, how many people can claim that?
48:10Most murderers. Right.
48:13So, is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to?
48:16Uh, no.
48:19Ah. Divorced. Widowed.
48:21Jesus. I'm so sorry. God. Thank you. Thank you.
48:24It's been eight years and I miss her every day.
48:27I'll tell you something. That woman, she taught me how to live.
48:31Huh. Well, what is it you do for a living?
48:34I'm an import-export freight consolidation.
48:37What about you? I assume you're in some kind of finance.
48:40Yeah, I run a small family office.
48:43That's suitably vague.
48:45Kind of like import-export.
48:48Hey, you're empty. We can't have that.
48:50Can we get two whiskies here, please?
48:51Wow. Good stuff. Thank you.
48:52Thank you, thank you.
49:04I've seen that one.
49:05You have? Oh, yeah.
49:06You got one. Oh, yeah. I got one of those.
49:08Yeah, it's a tough one.
49:09At least it gets worse.
49:10Ah, something to look forward to.
49:16You gotta even let me geek out for a second.
49:18I used to love watching you play.
49:20Your form. Listen, every line, every movement,
49:23your shot was a fucking thing of beauty.
49:25Oh, thanks, man. It was.
49:26I appreciate it.
49:27And I joined your gym, by the way.
49:28You got a great thing going on there.
49:29I love the vibe.
49:30It's a great package.
49:31Are you opening more?
49:32We just closed on the financing for two new locations.
49:35Two new locations?
49:36Mm-hmm.
49:37We gotta be thinking bigger than that.
49:38Look, if you don't mind me saying,
49:40you're having a moment right now.
49:42You're a beloved athlete.
49:43You're on television.
49:44I saw the new segment off Brandis.
49:45It's fucking great.
49:46You're gonna blow up.
49:47As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks.
49:50You don't have to deal with those shitty covenants.
49:52I would invest in you.
49:53In your brand.
49:54We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year,
49:56get you up to 250 the year after that.
49:58Shit.
50:00What, am I going too fast?
50:01A little bit, yeah.
50:02Oh, okay, okay.
50:03I get a little carried away.
50:04I get excited.
50:04You're gonna have to stop.
50:05I'm here for it, though.
50:06I like it.
50:06Listen, listen, listen.
50:08I know how to do this.
50:09I have the resources.
50:10If you want to go national, just give me a call.
50:12I'd love to get involved.
50:13Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity.
50:16Oh, I know it.
50:17Go check out my bathrooms.
50:17I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your luxury seats.
50:22Every one of them.
50:23Hey, a man after my own heart.
50:25And that's great time in action because, uh, nature's calling.
50:28Oh, oh, oh.
50:29Two more strong-ass gyms.
50:30Two more.
50:30Many more.
50:31More than two.
50:31Come on.
50:32Come on.
50:33Go big.
50:33I'm going big.
50:36We haven't officially met.
50:37Hey, Barney Choi.
50:39I manage Nick's money as well as a handful of other high-net-worth people out here.
50:43Happy to help with anything you might need.
50:45Hey, great.
50:47Boy, it's one-stop shopping around here.
50:48I love it.
50:49Barney, is it?
50:49Mm-hmm.
50:50Well, give me a little time to get my bearings, and you and I should have dinner.
50:53I've been looking for some new opportunities.
50:55I'm your man.
50:55Great.
50:55Thank you very much.
50:56Tape.
50:57Bye.
50:57extinction.
50:57Ready, ready, ready.
51:27Ready, ready, ready.
51:57Ready, ready, ready.
52:27Ready, ready, ready.
52:45Hey, where's Lisa tonight?
52:46Oh, you know, she's, uh, taking selfies in Milan or Paris.
52:52Still?
52:53Yeah, it turns out Fashion Week is not actually a week.
52:57Is it hard?
52:58Can you please get me another cocktail?
53:00Maybe it's time we called it tonight.
53:02Gordy, you get me another drink.
53:04Oh, I'm not getting involved.
53:06Bye.
53:07I will get it myself.
53:08Diane, come on.
53:09Okay.
53:10Let's get you home.
53:11No.
53:12Diane!
53:31There comes a moment in every soiree when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended.
53:41Or if it's just beginning.
53:44Whoa!
53:50Everybody in!
53:53Yeah!
53:58Let up the music!
54:08What is going on?
54:11I thought we were fighting.
54:14We're not fighting.
54:20If we were fighting, you would lose.
54:23Oh, you don't know.
54:24No.
54:24Oh, you...
54:25Jack!
54:26Yeah!
54:30Yeah!
54:32I don't know.
54:37I don't know.
54:59You've been avoiding me.
55:03It was a lot to process.
55:05Yeah.
55:11Why didn't you take your job at Bailey back?
55:17The truth is, I don't really know.
55:22I accepted the offer.
55:24And I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it.
55:28But something happened to me when I walked out of that building.
55:31I just thought that if I took that offer,
55:34then everything would go right back to the way it was.
55:37That I would go right back.
55:39To the way I was.
55:41And you didn't like the way it was?
55:43I thought I did.
55:47Turns out I didn't.
55:51Well, this all sounds very existential.
55:56I don't know if it's profound or...
55:58You're just swelling your own bullshit, but either way...
56:03I want it.
56:06What?
56:07Why?
56:09Because fuck my father-in-law.
56:13Uh, okay.
56:18Grace is pregnant.
56:22Wow.
56:24Yeah.
56:28Congratulations.
56:36Barney getting involved was a terrible idea.
56:39But that night, as we sat in our drenched clothing,
56:41happily wasted on a stranger's top-shelf booze,
56:44watching our friends and neighbors party
56:46like they were living in an F. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream,
56:49for the first time in a while,
56:50the future seemed, well, promising.
56:53And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze,
56:56or maybe it was sheer stupidity.
56:58But in that moment,
56:59I was just drunk enough to believe it.
57:01I'm...
57:03I'm...
57:04Watch out!
57:05You might get what you're after.
57:08Cool babies!
57:10Strange but not a stranger.
57:13I'm an organic guy.
57:18Burning down the house.
57:22Hold tight!
57:24Wait till the party's over.
57:26Hold tight!
57:29We're in for nasty weather.
57:32There's got to be a way.
57:37Burning down the house.
57:40Here's a victim at your back.
57:42Time for jumping over home.
57:45Transportation is here.
57:49And I don't know what you expect.
57:52Standing into the TV's at.
57:54Lighting fire with fire.
57:58Fire!
58:03Fire!
58:04Fire!
58:07Fire!
58:11Fire!
58:25Fire!
58:26Fire!
58:27Fire!
58:28Fire!
58:29Fire!
58:29Fire!
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