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00:07To be continued...
00:32Let me explain.
00:34Hi, my name's Amelia. I'm 12, and I live in Woodspring, the most boring town on Earth.
00:41There it is, good old Woodspring.
00:45It wasn't always a boring town.
00:47The planetarium, that's it right there, used to be the home of the Nug.
00:54It's from outer space.
00:55It's worth like a gajillion bucks, but it was stolen by the infamous Kangaroo Gang.
01:04That was 27 years ago, the only exciting thing that's ever happened here, ever.
01:10That's not strictly true.
01:12Hello, the name's Kang, Younger Brother.
01:16When the Nug arrived in Woodspring from its home beyond the stars, people came to believe
01:22its smiley face would bring them great good fortune.
01:25And as more and more visitors came to town, Woodspring became known as the Lucky Town.
01:30Not so lucky anymore.
01:32With the Nug gone, now the planetarium looks like this.
01:37With Nug, without Nug.
01:39Then, now.
01:42But there is hope.
01:44There's a $100,000 reward for its safe return.
01:48Yay!
01:49Nah, don't hold your breath.
01:51Woodspring is a yay free zone.
02:01Keeper Crews.
02:03Know what your mark wants to hear.
02:16So, Amelia, good news for you.
02:19Kai will be joining you in year six.
02:23What?
02:24Why wasn't I told?
02:25Well, we didn't want to spoil the holidays.
02:27You know, just, um, wait till the first day of the term.
02:30Because we knew you'd go off.
02:32Of course I was going to go off.
02:34My younger brother, who is, wait for it, nine, is being accelerated into the same class as
02:38me, into year six.
02:40But, Amelia, you see, Kai is really smart.
02:44Question mark.
02:45And I'm not?
02:48Oh, I can't wait till mum's back.
02:50She's so much better at this.
02:51Seriously, dad.
02:52You've kind of failed here.
02:53Mum's doing important work counting emperor penguins in Antarctica.
02:59That's her.
03:00Say hi, mum.
03:01Love you.
03:02If we did find the lucky nug, the reward money could speed up mum's research.
03:07And she'd be home quick sticks.
03:09You know what?
03:10Bring it in.
03:10Let's, um, family hug.
03:12Caterpillar.
03:13Eh?
03:13Age-appropriate gestures of affection, dad.
03:16Climb on the hug train.
03:18It's departing now.
03:23Hey.
03:27Here we go.
03:30Let's just try and turn over a new page this year, shall we, Amelia?
03:35You know, cool your heels.
03:36It's out of trouble.
03:37Just make me proud.
03:42There we go.
03:44Big squeeze.
03:48Oh.
03:50Sorry.
03:57It's been so long.
04:00This is Penelope.
04:01We were actually at the movies last night, but Pen lives in the moment.
04:06Penelope wants to be an actor.
04:07You want to be an actor, don't you?
04:09Yes.
04:10I know years of heartache and bitter disappointment lie ahead.
04:13Until one day, I'm star.
04:16Yes.
04:17And for context, I absolutely do not have a crush on Penelope.
04:22Which even if I did, which I don't, nobody can ever know about.
04:26Especially not Avelia.
04:27As if I don't know that.
04:30Know what?
04:31Nothing.
04:32Just regular kids, doing our thing.
04:34No complaints about the main body of the Woodspring School community.
04:38Except for this bunch.
04:40With their ridiculous fringes.
04:42Behold the Katinkatonk supremacy.
04:49Amelia Katinkatonk.
04:51That's Amelia with an E, not Amelia with an A.
04:58Amelia.
05:02Amelia.
05:05You know, I own this whole school.
05:07They kind of do.
05:09Animal besides.
05:13But all of that is about to change.
05:16I'm sick of second best.
05:17I'm sick of always losing out to Amelia.
05:21This year is going to be different.
05:24This year is my year.
05:28Meet Amelia Delaney.
05:30Year six school captain.
05:32First non-Katinkatonk captain in forever.
05:36Welcome to year six.
05:38And a brand new school year.
05:40And it's my very special pleasure this morning
05:43to welcome Mayor Katie Katinkatonk,
05:45my third cousin, twice removed.
05:47Hi, Mummy.
05:48To our first assembly.
05:49We have a new boy joining us today.
05:51So please make yourself known,
05:53Offalbert Smee.
05:57Come on.
05:59So, Offalbert,
06:00tell us a little about yourself.
06:03My name's Offalbert.
06:08Come on, lad.
06:09Surely there's something else you'd like to say?
06:16When I get nervous,
06:17I get squeaky feet.
06:23Shhh.
06:27Moving on
06:28to our first order of business,
06:30the election of school captain
06:31from our year six cohort of students.
06:34If I may,
06:35Principal Katinkatonk.
06:38Get it, get around.
06:39Sorry, Mayor Katinkatonk.
06:42I would just like to say
06:44that given this year
06:45marks the 100-year anniversary
06:48of the Nug's magical arrival
06:50here in Woodspring,
06:52and its discovery
06:53by my dearly departed
06:54great-grandmother,
06:56Mavis Katinkatonk.
06:57Whomever is chosen
06:58as school captain
06:59will have the honour
07:00of representing the school
07:02at all Nugfest celebrations.
07:05Ooh!
07:06It is our greatest hope
07:08as mayor
07:09that just maybe
07:11the $100,000 reward
07:14will see our beloved Nug
07:15restored to us
07:17all once more.
07:26Now, I would like
07:27to invite
07:28Emilia Katinkatonk
07:29to the stage
07:30to present
07:31her vision statement
07:32for the year ahead.
07:33Our new school captain,
07:36Emilia.
07:37Wait, what?
07:38No way!
07:40Not happening!
07:42Call me picky,
07:44but it's in the rules.
07:45Anybody can nominate
07:46for school captain,
07:47and once they have,
07:48there has to be an election.
07:50And I'm in it
07:51to win it.
07:52Fix it,
07:53Flimsley.
07:54Now!
07:55Uh, yes.
07:57Well, strictly speaking,
07:58it's true.
07:59If another candidate
08:00enters the field,
08:01we are indeed obliged
08:03to hold an election.
08:04But I suggest
08:06Emilia assumes
08:07the responsibilities
08:08of the position
08:09until we hold a ballot.
08:12Tomorrow.
08:14Tomorrow.
08:21I'm Kai.
08:22I know it off a bit.
08:23Welcome to
08:24Woodspring Academy.
08:25Thank you for in there.
08:26No time for chit-chat.
08:27We have a campaign to run.
08:29Posters, flags,
08:30personal appearances.
08:31I can help
08:32if you need anything done.
08:33I can draw,
08:34make posters,
08:35even colour in.
08:36Loving the enthusiasm.
08:37Bring it!
08:40Yeah!
08:45Vote Emilia for change!
08:47Vote Emilia for change!
08:49Emilia Delaney,
08:50it's the best choice!
08:51Vote Emilia!
08:52Vote Emilia!
08:54Vote Emilia for change!
08:55Vote Emilia!
08:57Vote Emilia!
08:58Vote Emilia for change!
09:00Vote Emilia!
09:01Emilia Delaney!
09:04The principal's office.
09:06Now.
09:10The school year, not yet hours old,
09:13and I'm already obliged to take discipline reaction.
09:15That wasn't me.
09:17Emilia must have done it herself.
09:19Ah, yes, the moral indignation.
09:21Pray tell me, why, oh, why would Emilia Katinka Tonk,
09:25a student of the highest integrity,
09:28deface her own property?
09:29To get me in trouble,
09:31and because she's an entitled try-hard
09:34who gets everything she ever wants.
09:36No offence.
09:37Emilia, you are suspended for the rest of the day.
09:42I'm going to call your father to come and collect you.
09:45Principal Katinka Tonk.
09:49Underlings, dismissed.
10:18The rules are clear, Emilia.
10:22Any candidate who secures a suspension
10:24cannot stand for school captain
10:26in the year such offence occurs.
10:27What?
10:28You're just fixing it so I can never be school captain.
10:32You're the worst.
10:33Careful with your words, Emilia.
10:35You're lucky I don't extend your suspension
10:37by another two days.
10:41Entrez-vous.
10:48Queenie Delaney, darling.
10:50I'm these gorgeous little munchkins' grandmother.
10:52And I'm here to say,
10:54please, sweetie,
10:55how may I help you?
10:58Just saying.
10:59We've never seen this woman before in our lives.
11:04Queenie!
11:05So glad you're here.
11:09Yes, grandmother.
11:11Long time no see.
11:16Principal Katinka Tonk.
11:19C'est magnifique.
11:22The painting.
11:25Where did you find it?
11:28Whose hand is at work here?
11:30You have to tell me.
11:31Oh, a poor thing.
11:34But my nose.
11:36But this is
11:39masterful.
11:46He just let us go?
11:49How did you even do that?
11:52The grandma we've never met just shows up?
11:54Wow.
11:55Coincidence.
11:56Darlings,
11:57nothing is a coincidence.
11:59For every caper,
12:00one must do the prep.
12:02Your principal,
12:03Flimsley,
12:04is hungry to be the next great artist.
12:08Con-man-ment.
12:09Number one.
12:11Know what your mark wants to hear.
12:13Con-what-ment?
12:15Con-man-ment.
12:17Like a man-ment.
12:19But with more con.
12:21What's a mark?
12:22It's the target of your con.
12:25Fascinating.
12:26Sorry,
12:27what's a caper?
12:28In this case,
12:29it's a fun,
12:30daring adventure
12:31with just the right amount of tricks.
12:33Tell me more.
12:35Naturally,
12:35darling,
12:36when you're ready.
12:37Related question.
12:38So you're our actual grandmother?
12:40Because we thought you were,
12:42you know...
12:43Dad!
12:44Look who we found!
12:52Mother!
12:53Dad,
12:54she's amazing!
12:56Not only did she get
12:57Amelia's suspension revoke...
12:59Kai!
12:59Her mark gave us a half-day holiday
13:01and a painting!
13:03And here's me thinking
13:04my grandmother was dead.
13:06Yeah,
13:07so did I.
13:09And for that,
13:10I'm truly sorry.
13:13We all make mistakes,
13:15yes?
13:17But for now,
13:18I'm back here
13:19to meet my gorgeous family.
13:22Our kids,
13:23home now.
13:25Mother,
13:27we have a lot to talk about.
13:30Mother,
13:30I don't know what you want from me.
13:32I haven't seen you for 20 years.
13:33I haven't heard from you
13:35for 20 years.
13:36And you've picked up
13:37my kids from school.
13:38Dad looks angry.
13:40Angry.
13:41Dad never looks
13:42angry.
13:44If she's only gonna upset him,
13:45she can get out of here.
13:47Grandmothers don't just
13:48drop into your lap
13:49like presents down the chimney
13:50at Christmas.
13:51Fair point.
13:52But I wonder what's her take
13:54on hot choccy,
13:55bickies,
13:55and a bedtime story.
13:57I'm going in.
13:58No,
13:59no,
13:59no,
13:59Kai!
14:00Mother,
14:00I just don't see it.
14:01You've got to tell me again
14:03how you did that thing
14:04with the principal!
14:05Hold up,
14:06what thing with the principal?
14:07It was just a little bit
14:08of old-fashioned triggery
14:10with our mark.
14:11Principal,
14:12katink-a-tonk.
14:13Marks?
14:14Tricks?
14:14Really?
14:15Oh!
14:18Did you make this?
14:19Yes.
14:20Dad likes to make marmalade
14:21and he's really good at it.
14:22Oh, naturally, darling.
14:23Your father...
14:24Stop trying to charm me,
14:25Mother.
14:25I know what you're doing.
14:26It's not gonna work.
14:27Now, what's for dinner?
14:28Oh, I love dessert.
14:29Especially sweet things
14:30like these two yummy Delaney's.
14:33Oh.
14:36Come on,
14:38what's for dessert?
14:39Show me a mud map.
14:41Good luck with that.
14:42We never agree on dessert.
14:44I'm sure we could fudge something,
14:46like Emilia did with those posters.
14:48If Emilia gets elected
14:50school captain instead of me,
14:51my life will be a winter
14:52of endless misery.
14:54Hold on.
14:55Emilia,
14:56you're going for school captain.
14:58You are.
14:59Yes!
15:00Why?
15:01Is that so surprising?
15:02No.
15:02No, I mean,
15:03you go for it.
15:04Yeah, I couldn't be prouder.
15:05No, your mum will be thrilled.
15:07Here, here.
15:09Emilia has a great crew behind her.
15:11I like the new boy,
15:12Awful Bert.
15:13With them behind you,
15:14it'll be a cakewalk.
15:16Dessert?
15:17Fudge mud cake.
15:20Excellent choice.
15:21Fudge mud cake.
15:23Here's one I bought earlier.
15:27Whoa.
15:28How does she do that?
15:38Surely the $100,000 reward
15:41is enough to bring our Nug home
15:42in time for Nugfest.
15:44Woodspring deserves it.
15:46Agreed?
15:47Yes, Mummy.
15:47You're the best.
15:49Imagine the glory
15:50for the person who finds it.
16:20Fudge mud cake.
16:23How did you do that?
16:30Vote Emilia for school captain!
16:33Vote for a fresh new voice!
16:35End the Katika-tok hegemony today!
16:43This is so bad.
16:45If we don't step up,
16:46Emilia will smash the election.
16:48Why aren't we cutting through?
16:49Problem is,
16:50my voter recognition polling suggests
16:52that all you're really known for
16:54is being rude.
16:55That is so stupid!
16:57And then we'll all end up
16:59face down in the mud.
17:01Sad face.
17:02Say that again?
17:04Sad face.
17:05No, mud!
17:07Grandmother's fudge mud cake routine.
17:09I know how she did it!
17:11Fudge.
17:13I'm sure we could fudge something.
17:16Mud.
17:18Show me a mud map.
17:20Cake.
17:20Is it really a cakewalk?
17:23Fudge mud cake!
17:24Her words triggered our response!
17:26Fudge mud cake!
17:28So,
17:29it's a magic trick.
17:31Of sorts.
17:32More mentalism.
17:34It's the power of suggestion.
17:36What are you thinking, girl?
17:38A Katika-tok catastrophe.
17:41Conman man number one.
17:42Note what your mark wants to hear.
17:44What are the words
17:45this whole school wants to hear?
17:47Okay, it's caper time.
17:49Queenie's trick is simple.
17:51We use trigger words to get the votes
17:53and win the election.
17:55Free.
17:56Ice cream.
17:57Movies.
17:58Recess.
17:58No.
17:59Homework.
18:00For.
18:01Day.
18:01Week.
18:02Vote.
18:03Amelia.
18:04Amelia.
18:04Amelia.
18:05Amelia.
18:05Amelia.
18:06Amelia.
18:06Amelia.
18:08Amelia.
18:08Amelia.
18:09Amelia.
18:09Amelia.
18:11Amelia.
18:16Am I worried?
18:17I'm not even in the littlest bit.
18:28With all votes now tallied,
18:30our new student-elected school captain is...
18:34A fat lot of good that was.
18:41How was school?
18:43So,
18:44grandmother,
18:45feels so weird,
18:46saying that. Try Granny. Granny? Yes, better. Granny, in the election Emilia Katinkatong
18:57scored 77 votes to Emilia's eight. Emilia is the new school captain. This is the worst!
19:04We thought we could use your fudge mud cake hack to get Emilia elected but we must have mucked it
19:09up. You worked it out. The trigger words. The power of suggestion. You are very smart grandchildren.
19:18That trick works every time. Every time? Nope, it doesn't. Can vouch for that. We didn't win!
19:26Did you see her count the votes? No. What are you saying? I'm saying that trick works every time.
19:36So what? They rigged it? I knew it. I knew I had the votes! Ugh! Even when I win I
19:43lose!
19:44Losing teaches you more than winning ever could. Then another one of your commandments. There's more
19:49where that came from. Ugh! Who are you anyway and where have you been all this time and why are
19:54you even here?
20:02Good questions. Save them for another day.
20:07To do so.
20:09Yeah!
20:35Let's see.
20:37Who are you, Queenie Delaney?
20:39A dentist?
20:45Hair salon?
20:47No.
20:54What happened to my room?
21:02What are you doing here?
21:05It's for the skin, sweetheart. Essential.
21:08As for why I'm here, one night on the couch was enough.
21:12I was hoping...
21:21Sure.
21:23That was...
21:33Ugh.
21:36Ugh!
21:38Queenie is officially aaaand...
21:42What do you call this?
21:43Granny research.
21:45Speech ever.
21:52You try just Queen?
21:57Ugh.
22:02Queen of Crime?
22:04Ooh, click there.
22:08Welcome back to Eye on Woodspring.
22:11I'm your host, Skip Scoopworthy.
22:14Tonight's nostalgia nugget, Australia's own kangaroo gang.
22:19Five crooks, a pouch of tricks, and how back in the day they kept the cops on the hop.
22:26Gold bars gone, bank safes popped like party crackers, and precious gems lost to thin air.
22:33And then the caper to end all capers, when these wild thieves came to Woodspring in 1999 to bag the
22:42lucky nug.
22:44Led by the one dubbed the Queen of Crime, they stole the nug and skipped off into the pages of
22:51history never to be seen again.
22:54What the...?
22:55And who is the Queen of Crime? Your guess is as good as mine.
23:26This is so good, I remember the hand that I come to mind.
23:27You know...
23:36To get the Baby of Crime...
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