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00:01Previously on Love Overboard, 16 singles arrived in Malta to find something called love.
00:09This is going to be the best summer of our fucking lives.
00:12Oopsie low, you may have spoken too soon, but the rest of these shipmates played tonsil hockey to the top,
00:18while the others' only brushstroke was at the bottom of the deep blue sea.
00:26Now only five couples are left, and one of them will walk away with a trip around the world valued
00:33at $100,000.
00:35I would take that in cash.
00:38Will it be James and Lexi who have chemistry even when cleaning skin marks off the downside toilets?
00:45Jake and Christine, two shipwreckers whose love language is dry humping.
00:50Hey, mine too, but is there more?
00:52Or Tim and Gia, who have found joy in the motorboat and each other this summer.
00:58But despite some big declarations...
01:00I'm starting to fall in love with you.
01:02...they still haven't bumped their uglies.
01:05Keefe and Delaney were an unlikely match to begin with, and nothing has changed.
01:11I think maybe Keefe is looking for a more traditional woman.
01:14And David and Val enjoy each other's spankings.
01:17I mean passion, but can he be trusted with fellatio?
01:23The person I choose to send overboard is Lauren.
01:28What?
01:29That's your fucking girlfriend you just dropped in the goddamn ocean, you dumbass.
01:34Val, he'll do the same exact shit to you, so don't expect much.
01:38He made her stand on there for 45 fucking minutes.
01:41No fucking balls.
01:42Tonight, the remaining couples return back to the chakra for one last obstacle.
01:48Each other.
01:50You will be deciding who is the least deserving couple.
01:55Let the games begin.
01:57We are here to fight for the finals.
01:59You fucked Lauren and then dumped her in the water.
02:01I'm actually, like, repulsed.
02:02Fuck you.
02:03I called in some reinforcements.
02:06This is literally my nightmare.
02:09I feel very disappointed in you.
02:11I just feel like they're so undeserving.
02:13You literally went from standing ten toes down for me to folding, like, a fucking lawn chair.
02:17I'm about to throw this man off of his game.
02:19This definitely feels like, you know, a firing squad.
02:23We deserve it.
02:24It all comes down to this.
02:26Welcome to the season finale of Love Overboard.
02:50Good morning, world.
02:53Waking up next to the most beautiful girl in the world.
02:55This was a much-needed night.
03:00Good morning.
03:02I just woke up.
03:04Her best friend came here to talk.
03:07She's cool.
03:08I didn't really agree with a ton of what she said, but she did make some valid points about me
03:13and Delaney.
03:14Yeah, so me and Keith talked about some serious topics last night that I think we needed to talk about.
03:23We've kind of been maybe avoiding a little.
03:26I'm on cloud net.
03:28I don't want to go home.
03:29They're going to have to air lift me back.
03:31Is this a look?
03:33Why are you always like that?
03:35This is a shower cap.
03:36You're supposed to wear this.
03:38Why are you hating?
03:42Love you guys.
03:47Aw, guys.
03:49Our time in Malta is almost over.
03:52And thank God, I would like the opportunity to heavy pet, too.
03:57Now that our final five couples have had some private time together, they are one step closer to determining who
04:04will win the trip around the world and who will humbly exit this love story by the plank.
04:11Duh.
04:18Hi, guys.
04:19Oh, shit.
04:20Hi.
04:21How are you?
04:22How are you?
04:23Good.
04:23How are you?
04:24How are you?
04:24I'm back.
04:26Welcome back, shipmates.
04:28The chakra has missed you.
04:31I hope you all had a beautiful time in Malta.
04:34Enjoy catching up now because our next challenge will start tonight.
04:38Top of the morning.
04:40Top of the morning.
04:40Hi.
04:41Hey, guys.
04:42What?
04:43Nice hats.
04:44I love Malta drip.
04:45You know how you had to come out?
04:46Um, how did your dates go?
04:48I haven't gotten to see you guys.
04:50He went back to our hotel and then all of a sudden, you guys, I opened the door and it's
04:55my twin brother.
04:56It was my twin brother.
04:58Aww.
04:59My best friend showed up.
05:00Like, my childhood best friend.
05:02Aww.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:03She growled the fuck out of him.
05:05All the boys were in the hot seat last night.
05:07Literally, literally.
05:08Where's Keith and Delaney?
05:09I know.
05:10I was just about to say.
05:10They're taking their time.
05:11Just like, where the fuck are they?
05:16So, I just wanted to kind of, like, extend the conversation we had last night.
05:20Coming into here, I think that I was really drawn to you because I felt very, like, safe
05:26and protected with you.
05:27But after, like, our conversation, I'm starting to think maybe I'm confusing that feeling of,
05:32like, comfortability and safety with compatibility.
05:37In the past, I have ended up having to change who I am.
05:41I've had to neglect my goals, what I want.
05:44And I don't think you would fully accept me for me.
05:49I definitely wouldn't put it that way.
05:51I would never say I wouldn't accept you the way you are.
05:53But I think that the conversation we had the other night, it just rose some red flags for me.
05:58I just want someone who's ready to, like, settle down, ready to be a wife and have kids.
06:02Like, that's what I'm ready for.
06:03And you think, like, going to events or going out twice a month is like...
06:07I'm just saying I don't want someone that's, like, going out too much or, like, doing things without me.
06:12But that's not what I'm saying I do.
06:12Okay, well, I think we're just going to disagree on it then.
06:15Disagree on what?
06:17This whole conversation.
06:18I think we're going around in circles at this point.
06:20Yeah, I agree.
06:21So, for me, the best thing moving forward is to be single.
06:27I take relationships really seriously.
06:29So, it's really hard to leave when I'm in the relationship.
06:35And I tend to really stick things out.
06:37But I'm kind of realizing that maybe I don't need to do that anymore.
06:42Maybe I do need to find someone that's a bit closer to who I am.
06:45Oh, they're together.
06:46Oh, they're here.
06:48Are they smiling?
06:50Oh, my God.
06:52Hi.
06:52Hi, baby.
06:53Hello.
06:55How are you guys?
06:57How are you guys?
06:58You look gorgeous.
06:59How'd your day go?
06:59It was good.
07:01But there were a lot of things that were, like, very eye-opening for us.
07:05And although I really appreciate my time with Keith, I don't think we're meant for each other.
07:12And so, we've decided to remain friends.
07:16And as far as this goes, I think we're going to just self-eliminate ourselves from here.
07:23You guys are all my best friends.
07:24Buddy, buddy.
07:26Yeah.
07:27You're so strong.
07:28We love you.
07:29You're so gorgeous.
07:30We're making the right decision for you.
07:32I think we're ready to go.
07:34I think we got some packing to do.
07:36So, love you guys.
07:38All right, guys.
07:38We'll find you, guys.
07:39Bye, guys.
07:40Love you guys so much.
07:41Love you all.
07:42Love you, bro.
07:43I've learned if it's the right girl, then it's the right girl.
07:46But if it's not, it's not really something I want to force.
07:48At the end of the day, my goal is to find love.
07:50I think that it's amazing that they stayed true to themselves and, like, bowed out when they
07:55knew it wasn't right.
07:56Yeah.
07:56It does show you how tense this is and how some couples aren't able to handle that pressure.
08:03And there were four.
08:04The Fantastic Four.
08:05I like that.
08:06Final Four.
08:06Fantastic Four, baby.
08:18Okay, our Phalandering Four.
08:21It's time to turn you into a thirsty threesome because one of you is getting dumped.
08:27Drenched from disappointment in salty seawater.
08:30I am a real.
08:32I've got a gift waiting to be opened.
08:35I call it the burn box.
08:41We're nearing the end of this voyage.
08:43But only one couple can sail off into the sunset.
08:47This yacht holds many secrets.
08:48Use this box to unearth anything and everything about the other couples and don't hold back.
08:55These shipmates are writing down their deepest, darkest thoughts about each other.
09:00And I can't wait.
09:01Let's fucking get to work.
09:03For the only way to stay in the game as a couple.
09:06What you got?
09:07Sure, you want to start with Tim and G at first?
09:08Yeah, sure.
09:10Is to deviously get another couple planked overboard.
09:14I don't know what the fuck to write.
09:16Think treason.
09:18Think Lord and Lady of the Flies.
09:20This dinner is going to burn the chakra to the ground.
09:23Wow.
09:26Wow.
09:32The calm before the storm.
09:33Oh, this is fire.
09:35This is beautiful.
09:36It's like too pretty to eat.
09:37Is that how you feel about it, Gina?
09:42Sorry to interrupt.
09:45It's time to put the brutally honest opinions and shit you've been talking about each other
09:50out in the open by opening this burn box.
09:57Earlier, you privately shared some truths about each other.
10:01Before the end of this dinner, you will be deciding who is the least deserving couple.
10:09I think everyone should be scared tonight.
10:12I think it's going to be about alliances.
10:14I think it's going to be about personal relationships.
10:17Nobody's safe.
10:19Let me be clear.
10:20There's no such thing as a tie.
10:23One couple will be going home tonight.
10:27This will decide our final three couples.
10:31You know, people are coming after you and things are getting really fucking crazy.
10:36There's no turning back now.
10:43I'll read one and then I'll just pass it down.
10:45Everyone take one.
10:46I love that.
10:46Okay.
10:47Let the games begin.
10:50David will ghost Val after this.
10:53Holy shit.
10:54Okay.
10:55What's next?
10:57You don't want to speak on that?
10:59Everybody's going to have their own opinions.
11:00What's your opinion?
11:01My opinion is I think that's funny.
11:03that somebody thinks, you know, that they know me that well enough to say that.
11:08You don't think you've gotten to know anyone that well that they'd be able to be like,
11:11I don't believe that's true.
11:14Why don't I speak for it?
11:16I had one.
11:17I haven't been here with David.
11:18But it's about Val too.
11:20Like I saw him take care of Val.
11:22So let her speak to that.
11:22I saw him take care of Val the way I would take care of Val.
11:24Do you think that he won't ghost her?
11:27We're just, I don't have plans to ghost Val after this.
11:31So to whichever of you guys wrote that, that is not my plan.
11:35James and Lexi and then Tim and Gia most certainly do feel like threats.
11:40They feel like attackers at this point.
11:42Just coming for us.
11:45Gia is not going to take it to the next level with Tim physically.
11:50Physically.
11:51So in terms of sex.
11:53Okay, let's address this.
11:56I was in a very long-term relationship.
11:57I've only had sex with very limited partners.
11:59And I only have sex when I'm 100% like boyfriend and girlfriend with somebody and like with them.
12:05Me and Tim's relationship is one of the strongest ones here.
12:08And we haven't even had sex.
12:10And you guys see us together, the physical chemistry and sexual tension is very much there.
12:15And we clearly know that that's not going to be an issue.
12:18And I will have sex when I am ready to have sex.
12:21And I hope everyone can respect the way I fuck.
12:25There you go.
12:27Does anyone want to speak on that?
12:29David?
12:30Did you write it?
12:31I actually don't remember.
12:33I don't think I did.
12:34Are you going to wait 45 minutes to tell me?
12:36I just might.
12:37Okay.
12:37Okay.
12:38I'm not a little blows here.
12:41Is it just like two and two again?
12:43No, no, no.
12:43Let's do this.
12:45God.
12:46You were just supposed to...
12:47I don't like reading this one.
12:48You were just supposed to be a shipwrecker, not a homewrecker.
12:52That's fucked up that I got that one.
12:54I mean, that has to be about me, right?
12:56I don't think I homewrecked anything because I think he had reservations in his connection.
13:01But what were his reservations?
13:05Ah, fuck.
13:07Dude, it was crazy.
13:08We've had sex a handful of times.
13:10I haven't come yet.
13:11What?
13:11Yeah.
13:13I'm not going to share that.
13:15My thing is, why are we being, picking and choosing when things are private when nothing's private here at all?
13:20We'll have a reunion.
13:21You can ask Lauren whatever the fuck you want to ask her, and that's your fucking deal.
13:24I didn't disrespect you, so you don't need to disrespect me.
13:27Dude, I don't think I'm disrespecting you.
13:29Just fucking open the box and let's go.
13:30So I'm going to do this on my own, open the box.
13:32Yeah, yeah, open it.
13:33Because I want to open the box.
13:35All right, read it, read it.
13:35Good boy.
13:36David is.
13:37Read it.
13:37David sucks.
13:38If I lose to that couple, I think I would be really pissed.
13:41Jake and Christine is just lust.
13:44Obviously, we moved a little bit faster than other people, but I truly do care for Christine a lot.
13:49I see more than lust.
13:50I think it's definitely a lot deeper than that.
13:52Bottom line is, I know everything.
13:54You trust him.
13:55And I trust you.
13:56That's what we heard today.
13:57Yes, exactly.
13:58Yeah.
13:58I love Christine, but I'm just not sure about Jake for her at this point.
14:02I think that Jake is literally going to ghost Christine after this.
14:07Lexi and James are not compatible outside the boat.
14:13I mean...
14:14Anyone want to talk on that?
14:15I would love to.
14:16When she's saying move on the plane, I've been like...
14:17While he's crying about our date?
14:19Come on.
14:19Yes.
14:20Well, who wrote it?
14:20Yeah, well, you can't write a card and not speak on it.
14:24Have an opinion.
14:26Like, come on.
14:27Write something better.
14:28Give something better.
14:29Like, we are here to fight for the finals.
14:32I don't even know why we're still playing this game.
14:34The only people who are real is me and James and Tim and Gene.
14:37I'm kind of over this shit on this thing.
14:40Okay.
14:41Once a cheater, always a cheater.
14:43Da, da, da.
14:44David.
14:46Have you cheated in the past in your past relationships?
14:49I think...
14:51That's a great question.
14:53But I think everybody is capable of change.
14:56Yes or no?
14:57Fuck that question.
14:58Okay.
14:59We have no answer.
15:00Yeah, I have.
15:01I have.
15:01I think everybody can change.
15:04Val, does that concern you?
15:05To be honest, it doesn't concern me.
15:07And the reason it doesn't is because I also did cheat on my first boyfriend.
15:12And I think that's a circumstantial type of situation.
15:15I'm not someone that's going to judge something like that.
15:17I think it really just depends on the person.
15:19I do not believe in once a cheater, always a cheater.
15:22I really do think it's circumstantial.
15:24Yep.
15:25That was us.
15:26David just does his stupid...
15:28Zero accountability.
15:30You're trying to fucking rationalize the fact that you cheated.
15:32You guys are just revealing your true colors to everyone at this table.
15:35I feel bad for you.
15:36I think it's time for everybody to cast their votes of who we're voting off tonight.
15:43Jake, you and I, we've built a decent connection, you know, so far.
15:47And I think I'm making this decision because I see a lot of myself in you when I was your
15:52age.
15:53Absolutely.
15:53This isn't to say that there isn't a potential between you two, but I think you need to mature a
15:58little bit.
15:59I understand that.
16:00I feel like I have grown to really love both Jake and Christine.
16:05I think that time is not on your side.
16:07And so my vote is with Jake and Christine.
16:10I chose Jake and Christine because I was going based off genuine connections.
16:14Even though David's made questionable decisions in the past,
16:16David and Val are building a stronger connection, and I can see that.
16:20Jake and Christine, they're having fun, but I think that's just it.
16:24I don't think it's serious.
16:26I obviously haven't been here as long as everybody else.
16:29Like, I think David has a better understanding of, like, couples before I got here.
16:33I trust David with all my heart.
16:36And for that, I will stand by whatever David's decision is.
16:38Oh, fuck.
16:41That's why you said you go first.
16:43Sorry.
16:45I think this experience is about really putting yourself out there.
16:51Something that has come up in my experience with somebody here that made it a really tough decision
17:01is sexual compatibility.
17:05I think you can have all the sexual chemistry in the world,
17:09but that's different than sexual compatibility.
17:12And so, because I don't know if you guys are sexually compatible,
17:16I would vote Tim and Gia.
17:19And Val, you back that?
17:20I'll back that.
17:21I'll back whatever.
17:22Yeah.
17:23What the fuck does sex mean to you, dude?
17:24You fucked Lauren and then dumped her in the water.
17:28And then made her your girlfriend after you fucked her.
17:31You can't say you're sexually incompatible when you make this girl your girlfriend.
17:34If I had four couples in front of me, I'd be like,
17:36okay, well, like, what all have you guys experienced together?
17:38So I won't have sex with you, so that's why we should be, we're deserving of coming off.
17:42It's absolutely insane.
17:43We're both sexual people, but, like, that's a very valuable aspect of a relationship,
17:47and we don't want to just rush into it.
17:49I think you and I can both agree that that's going to be, like,
17:51the cherry on top of the fucking relationship.
17:54I'm actually, like, repulsed.
17:55You can read my ring.
17:56It says, fuck you.
17:59I think it's their turn to vote.
18:01I will have to say, Christine and Jake,
18:03I'm not saying you guys are a bad couple.
18:05I'm saying maybe you need more time together.
18:07I agree.
18:07Time is not on our side yet.
18:08Yeah, of course.
18:09I hope you wouldn't assume that I would just go with whatever he says.
18:13I'm an independent woman.
18:14But ultimately, yeah, I am voting for Jake and Christine.
18:18I'm sorry.
18:20Yeah, I could sit here and I could be like, hey, we want to vote you guys.
18:22Let's do a tie.
18:29I went into this dinner with nothing but confidence,
18:32and now me and Tim have two votes against us,
18:34which means Jake and Christine can vote against us, too, and form a tie.
18:38The fact that Tim and I could be going home because I'm not having sex is insane.
18:54Yeah, I could sit here and I could be like, hey, we want to vote you guys.
18:56Let's do a tie.
18:58When Christine came into the page, it was completely different.
19:01I had a media attraction to her, and there was nothing I wanted more than Christine.
19:06I vote for me.
19:11And her.
19:12And I vote for me and him.
19:14It's time for me to go, and I'm not too concerned about it because I know how I'm moving forward.
19:20And if I'm not going to win the competition, at least I've met somebody who I'm really happy to have
19:24in my life.
19:25This isn't a competition for us anymore.
19:27We're more important than, like, $100,000.
19:30You know what I mean?
19:31Christine has had my back since the time we met each other, and I respect the fuck out of her.
19:35I am proud of you, bro.
19:36Respect.
19:38Oh, y'all.
19:39Wow, Jake.
19:40How valiant of you.
19:42And how exciting the boys are fighting.
19:46There's just one more thing we need to do to make our final three couples official.
20:00Christine, Jake, take your blanks.
20:10I think that Christine and Jake voting for themselves and choosing to walk away on their own accord really speaks
20:15volumes about their relationship, and I really respect the shit out of that.
20:21Jake and Christine, you are going.
20:27Hey, I gotta say real quick, me and Christine talked about it.
20:31If we're gonna go out, we're gonna go out with a bang, so let's go.
20:37Oh, no!
20:40Holy shit.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:42Oh, what the fuck?
20:44Oh, my God, that wrecked their plan.
20:46That was crazy.
20:48Hello, you can't out-plank the plank, people.
20:53Congrats, you guys.
20:54You're the final three couples.
20:56Yeah!
20:59Tim, Gia, why the long faces?
21:02Why do you think?
21:03Oh, shit.
21:04I didn't fuck, so I was about to be voted off.
21:08Oh.
21:08But woman empowerment, you know?
21:11Totally, girl.
21:12And I fully support your body, your choice.
21:15You fuck when you want and who you want.
21:19On that note, you are the final three couples, so get some rest tonight.
21:25Tomorrow, this voyage will come to an end for two of the couples.
21:30Aw, shit.
21:31And one couple will get to travel around the world.
21:35Thank you!
21:36Yeah!
21:37So happy for you guys.
21:40Bye.
21:41Bye, bye.
21:42Bye, bye.
21:47Morning, sleepyheads.
21:48I can smell your morning breath from here.
21:51Today could be the beginning or the end of the best days of your lives.
21:56It's none of my business after this, for it's the last day on the chakra.
22:01Come on.
22:02Let's get up.
22:06Last night was obviously, like, a lot for all of us.
22:09I think what Val and David said and directed at me and Tim was, like, completely out of left field.
22:14Also, it's, like, for you to sit there and say you don't have an opinion on each of our relationships.
22:19She has been here, like, over half the time now.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Why are you just, like, whatever my man says, I'm going to do.
22:25And I was, like, have an opinion.
22:26Stick up for yourself.
22:27Say what you're thinking.
22:28Like, I don't support their journey and how they've gone about this.
22:32And I've done nothing but be nice just because I want to be nice to everybody here.
22:36But last night, I was, like, I can't do this anymore.
22:38Like, I've been there since your plank.
22:40Like, everybody else is, like, fuck David, fuck David.
22:42Bro, like, I get you.
22:43You made a tough decision.
22:44Like, you're going to flip on me.
22:45It's fucking ridiculous.
22:46You know, I don't want to help you no more.
22:48Like, I'm done with you.
22:49They can go to the downside.
22:54So, last night was absolutely fucking crazy.
22:57You know, like, all my friends and my mom, my mom says it all the time.
23:01She's, like, you know, you're so, like, deserving of love and, like, you need to, like, just let yourself feel
23:05it.
23:05And I was always, like, I just want to be with the right person because, like, I know how loyal
23:10I am.
23:11And I just, you know, I was, like, I just haven't met, like, the right person to let me feel
23:15safe to, like, pull down my walls.
23:17And someone that I see a future with and with you and getting to know you, I think you're, like,
23:22the only person who could have broken down my walls.
23:24Shipped away at those fuggers.
23:28I'm kind of hard to read sometimes, but I feel like you read me pretty well.
23:32Like, you'll just look at me and, like, you'll, like, you just know.
23:34And I really like that.
23:35And that, like, makes me feel like, I don't know, like, I feel like I can really trust you.
23:39Dude, I hope you feel seen and, you know, heard.
23:43Yeah.
23:43I'm cool.
23:44I'm cool with that.
23:51I think it's going to be really hard for you to keep those walls up with me.
23:55I don't think anybody else would be able to do that.
23:58And nobody else has been able to do that.
24:02Yeah.
24:03So, yeah.
24:06I see it.
24:07I'm okay.
24:09I see it.
24:12I'm okay.
24:36I can't believe me and Lexi are in the finals.
24:42I'm hoping, honestly, there's not no physical competition,
24:44because I haven't been the best.
24:46I haven't won any.
24:47But I honestly just want to win the trip around the world
24:49with this amazing person that I fell in love with.
24:58So, hello, hello, my horny little hopefuls.
25:04Hey, hello, hello.
25:05Yes.
25:07Here we are.
25:08You made it.
25:10But only one couple will sail off into the sunset.
25:14How do we decide who that lucky couple is?
25:19I called in some reinforcements.
25:23Welcome back, our castaways.
25:28That's right.
25:30Our exiles are now castaways because you cast them away into the sea like expired chum.
25:38What's chum?
25:40Who knows?
25:41You know them.
25:43You've lived with them.
25:44Some of them have even spit in your mouth.
25:47And tonight, they will be the ones determining the winners of Love Overboard.
25:55Oh, fuck this.
25:58Terrifying, no?
26:00And obviously, I'm a little bit nervous.
26:02We don't know what people's motives are and how they're thinking about this.
26:05Castaways, it's up to you to choose the couple that has the strongest, most authentic connection.
26:14But before they vote, you will each have an opportunity to make your case as to why you are the
26:20strongest couple
26:21and most deserving of a dream trip around the world.
26:28Lexi and James, let's start with you.
26:30Of course.
26:32I think that coming here, my biggest concern was finding somebody that I trust.
26:38And when I met James, he was nothing but authentically himself.
26:43I like it.
26:44Yeah, that's perfect.
26:46There you go.
26:47I don't think anyone here was willing to go downside with their partner.
26:51I was willing to go down there and be with James.
26:53And we spent countless nights down there.
26:56We lost every competition.
26:58And I think it just really made us stronger.
27:02Ultimately, he's been nothing but supportive.
27:03And I couldn't have found a better man.
27:05I really do think, like, God took his time on you.
27:08Like, I love you so much.
27:09And I'm so happy to be here with you.
27:12Oh.
27:13He wears his heart on his sleeve.
27:14And that's one of the best things about me.
27:17It's my turn now.
27:18Yeah, you are.
27:21Honestly, being here right now is kind of surreal.
27:24Not only has she made me a better person, she's made me face things that I never wanted to face
27:29in my life.
27:30And obviously, I'm so blessed to be next to her.
27:33She kind of brings the best out of me.
27:34Even when I'm wild, she's like, don't do that again.
27:37And she puts me back in my place where it's like, okay, I need that.
27:39I got you, baby.
27:40She's been nothing but great to me.
27:42And today, I can say she's been the love of my life.
27:44And she is the love of my life.
27:47Wow.
27:49I didn't know everything.
27:51I was, like, very vulnerable and really sweet.
27:53James, I could tear up talking about him.
27:55He is so special.
27:56And I feel like Lexi brings out the best in James.
28:00And James does the same to her.
28:02That's what we all came here for, a connection.
28:03And it's so beautiful to see people who, they got that, you know?
28:07Stop, you guys.
28:08Stop.
28:09He cries for the both of us.
28:12Okay, with that, to Minjia.
28:15Okay.
28:15I can strongly say that literally every second I spend with you, I feel so alive.
28:21In the beginning, I had reservations.
28:23I was worried that you may be a fuckboy or something of the sort.
28:26But every day, you prove to me how far from the truth that is.
28:30And I am genuinely falling in love with you.
28:32And I'm so happy to be here with you.
28:34Love you.
28:39Tim and Gia, I don't think it's real.
28:41I think they're kind of just doing it just because.
28:43I don't buy it.
28:44Sorry.
28:45Let's try and hold it together on this one.
28:50Honestly, the last thing I expected was to fully fall in love with somebody on this boat.
28:55Plain and simple, Gia just makes me feel like a complete human being.
28:58It's been very hard for me to be vulnerable and open with my emotions.
29:03I've been very closed off for the past eight to ten years of my life.
29:07I have a very soft side.
29:09And she allows me to just express that on a day-to-day basis.
29:13And she doesn't use it against me.
29:16And she just accepts me for who I am.
29:18I'm just, I'm so grateful and thankful that you're in my life.
29:20And I love you.
29:21I love you.
29:24Tim and Gia are a great couple.
29:26These two love birds, like goo-goo-ga-ga for each other.
29:31They can't keep their hands off each other.
29:33And that looks like it could be something for real.
29:36All right, moving on to David and Val.
29:40Val, let's start with you.
29:43I came in as a shipwrecker.
29:46It's a difficult spot to kind of just go for what you want when you see it.
29:50And I saw David initially, like physically.
29:52I was like, he is my type to a T.
29:53He's exactly what I want.
29:56From the first day, I felt a very strong connection with him.
29:59And that's, I think, when I could kind of see it going towards something,
30:02you know, more serious and more romantic.
30:05And I always wanted both elements of passion and safety and security.
30:09And I really have found that with David.
30:11And I'm very happy.
30:16And I do.
30:18I'm very so in love with you.
30:20And I care about you so much.
30:22And you deserve the world.
30:27David and Val, I just feel like they're so undeserving.
30:30The idea of them winning actually makes me sick to my stomach.
30:33I'm like, Gabby, before David goes, can I read something?
30:36Um, yeah.
30:39I'm about to throw this man off of his game.
30:51All right, Lo, give it to us.
30:56First off, I want to start by sincerely apologizing to you, Val,
31:00for how I spoke to you at the beach club.
31:02And you're literally as fucking low class, like, as they come.
31:05Okay, why do you say that?
31:05As low class.
31:06Why do you say that?
31:07Because you suck on the first date.
31:09That's fucking insane.
31:10Okay.
31:10It's fucking insane.
31:11And I said I don't have anything else to say.
31:13So I'll leave you with that.
31:14My emotions got the best of me and my anger was misdirected.
31:18It was David's responsibility, not yours,
31:19to act appropriately on the date and consider my feelings.
31:23David, when I said yes to coming on this show,
31:25the last thing I expected was to feel so deeply about someone so fast.
31:29The way you took care of me and loved on me
31:30was like nothing I'd ever experienced before.
31:33In a span of only five hours,
31:35you literally went from standing ten toes down for me
31:37to folding like a fucking lawn chair.
31:42Not only did you receive oral sex from someone you just met,
31:45but you sat in my face at the beach club
31:46and squandered the opportunity to come clean and be honest.
31:49I truly don't know how to reconcile the version of you
31:51with the one I knew,
31:52but I do know what we had was real,
31:55but your demons are realer.
32:04Uh, you are right that I handled that wrong
32:08and I'm sorry.
32:10I really am sorry, Lo.
32:18Nothing else there? How is it?
32:20I mean, I don't think I need to give a whole speech.
32:23Like, there's, I mean, she kind of said quite a bit.
32:26David, I feel very disappointed in you as your friend.
32:29What you did to her was re-
32:32Repre-
32:33Repre-
32:34Repre-
32:35Repre-
32:35Repre-
32:36Repre-
32:38Repre-
32:38Repre-
32:39Bad.
32:39It was bad.
32:41You never admitted what you did.
32:43And the way you treated my friend makes me sick.
32:46At this point, I don't know what I can do
32:49to satisfy these castaways.
32:51I think they just want me to get on my knees
32:53and beg to Lauren to take me back.
32:56I am here to explain my relationship with Val
33:00and let you guys know the love that I have for her.
33:03Why are we talking about my ex?
33:06I just think Val, you deserve someone who only,
33:08like, he only chose you because he didn't want to face me.
33:11It wasn't even a choice.
33:12Like, this just keeps resurfacing.
33:14It was like the beef bar and then, like, now again.
33:16And it's kind of overkill at this point.
33:18I feel like the constant being brought up,
33:20like, that really does, like, affect people's, like, psyche.
33:23Can I say something?
33:24They've taken so much heat in their relationship,
33:26and I understand that there was so much crazy shit that went on.
33:30But their relationship should be seen as separate from the situation,
33:33whether or not...
33:34But it started when he was in a relationship.
33:37You know what?
33:37They've grown so much as people together.
33:40When you see the fucking show,
33:42you'll fucking see it all.
33:44I understand a girl having feelings and a woman's corn.
33:47I think there's a point where you just got to drop it and move on.
33:52David, do you have anything to say about your relationship with Val?
33:56Yeah.
33:56This is pretty tough, you know,
34:01tough, uh, tough to follow.
34:03So, um, this definitely feels like, you know, a firing squad, and, um...
34:09You deserve it.
34:10It's just words.
34:11No guns, nothing.
34:14Val, I do, I, you know, I care a lot about you.
34:17Gabby, we can't hear him.
34:17No one can fucking hear him.
34:18Then don't waste our time.
34:20Like, we're supposed to be, it's supposed to be a conversation here.
34:22You go, all right, fuck it then.
34:23Fuck it.
34:24We can move on then.
34:26Okay, with that, the time has come.
34:29Fourteen of your past lovers and current ops are now about to seal your fate.
34:36Castaways, when I call your name, head to the aft of the chakra
34:41to cast your vote for the one couple you feel has what it takes to last.
34:47Anna, kick us off.
34:49Go, y'all.
34:50Oh, wait.
34:50There she goes.
34:53Ah!
34:55This is a hard one, but these are my favorite two people in the world.
35:00They have an insane chemistry, and you can just tell that they're going to go somewhere after this.
35:05Karai, go ahead and vote.
35:07Alexi and James, I think they've been an incredible couple since they've gotten together.
35:11Gia and Tim have been very strong, but I want to make sure David and Val do not win,
35:15as I don't think they deserve to.
35:17I think they're a very strong couple, and their loyalty to me makes me trust that they'll be loyal to
35:22each other.
35:25They have taken the most heat out of anyone.
35:27They're still a couple, and I think that shows they have what it takes to make it outside of this.
35:32David betrayed my best friend, and I think that the same thing will happen between Val and David.
35:40Tim and Gia, there's no bitterness to that, even though people might think that.
35:44But David and Val, I think that it takes a really strong relationship to get through what they did.
35:49Lo, it's your time to vote.
35:51So, I literally connected with both of them from the very first day that we were here.
35:56So, for me, it was just like a no-brainer.
35:59Okay, all the votes are in.
36:02Couples, please return to your rooms while we count the votes.
36:06And then, we will do our final plank ceremony.
36:10Two couples will be stroking on their backs to shore, while one will be crowned our first winner and fly
36:21home first class with unlimited free drinks and nuts.
36:31That was fucking brutal.
36:32It was our last week out before we leave.
36:37How do you feel about how that went?
36:40Not good.
36:43This whole situation has always been from day one.
36:46Lauren and David, Lauren and David, Lauren and David.
36:47Okay.
36:48I've known you now for two weeks.
36:50You've gotten to know me really well the past two weeks, and it's still about Lauren and David, Lauren and
36:54David.
36:55That is frustrating to me.
36:56That's upsetting to me.
36:57It's frustrating to me as well.
36:58I feel like you should have been like, I picked Val and then ignored anything Lauren or anybody else said,
37:04and then just express how you felt about me, and then close that.
37:06And, like, whatever decision they make, that doesn't matter.
37:09But it's like, you still, like, just kind of allow them to let you shut down.
37:17If I could go back, I do think I would have handled that out there differently.
37:22I would have liked to have expressed to you how I felt in front of everybody, which, you know, is
37:28hard for me as well.
37:30I think it just hurts my feelings because, like, you tell me all these things behind closed doors, and then
37:35when the peanut gallery is around, you shut down.
37:37And if you do, like, actually see a future with me, and it is everything you've said, then I just
37:42need you to, like, your actions to line up with that.
37:45And I need to hear it, and I need you to say it.
38:08Hi.
38:10Hi.
38:10Hi, Gabby.
38:11Hi.
38:12This is it.
38:16I'm really sad that this experience is coming to an end because I feel like I've made so many amazing
38:21memories, so many amazing friends.
38:24I came into this journey not knowing what to expect.
38:27The fact that I can sit here and genuinely say I found not only love but a best friend is
38:32the biggest blessing.
38:33And I hope that me and Tim win.
38:36Remember being down there once?
38:37Welcome to the final plague ceremony, everyone.
38:42There it is.
38:46Here's how it's going to work.
38:48I've randomly selected Lexi and James and David and Val to begin.
38:54The boys are going to represent the couples.
38:57The couple who survives round one will face Tim and Gia in the final round to reveal our winner.
39:07Please take your planks.
39:16I think when I look back on this experience, I've learned a lot about myself.
39:23I feel like I've built a really strong relationship, and it got tested in every way.
39:29I would say that I am falling in love, and I'm confident that, yeah, we are the strongest couple in
39:34a relationship here.
39:40Lexi and James, David and Val, the first couple going overboard is...
39:47Before you do that, I did just want to say something really fast.
39:53You guys did ask my why, and I feel like it's only right to say it so that Val can
39:58hear it in front of all of you.
40:00Since I've gotten to know Val, she has been extremely gentle with me the whole way.
40:05And the biggest thing that I want you to know is that when I'm with you, I feel safe.
40:13And that means the world to me.
40:16So even if this is the end of our road here with this experience, I think that means more than
40:22any of this.
40:24So I'm really grateful to have met you and to have done this with you.
40:28We don't know what's going to happen, but David's using this last moment to really express how much he feels
40:33about me
40:34and tell everybody everything he likes about me.
40:37And that is just so sweet and special to me that he would do that.
40:40It really touched my heart.
40:44You got this, baby.
40:46I really want to win, but it's crazy because right now I'm not nervous.
40:50I didn't know I was going to end up with the most beautiful girl on this boat.
40:53No matter what happens, we still have each other.
40:57The first couple going overboard is...
41:02If you're talking about me, you better get, better get in line.
41:08Yeah, you like what you see.
41:10I know.
41:11I know you're good.
41:14It's about to go down.
41:20Are you ready now?
41:25Oh, shit.
41:31What?
41:32Oh, damn.
41:34Oh, my God.
41:36I thought that was going to be me.
41:38My man.
41:46She's a badass.
41:47A badass for that.
41:50I don't care.
41:51Fuck yeah, Lexi!
41:53Man, she followed her man.
41:55There you go.
41:56My jaw is on the fucking floor.
41:59I am so beyond shocked because I didn't think there was a chance in hell that they were being dropped.
42:04I love you guys.
42:05We love you guys.
42:05I love you guys with my whole heart.
42:07Now, her going down for him is like...
42:09That's adorable.
42:10It's so adorable.
42:14Love you.
42:14We love you.
42:16As soon as he went down, I was like, I'm going after my man.
42:18I don't have time for this shit.
42:19So, I'm happy.
42:22We had a great time here, honestly.
42:23The prize is a plus and a bonus, but this is the main prize right here.
42:29Congratulations, David and Val.
42:31You survived.
42:33For now.
42:35Tim, it's time for you to take your plank for a final face-off between our top two couples.
42:43Good luck.
42:45Love you guys.
42:46At this point in the experience, I've learned that literally expect the unexpected.
42:52So, there is a part of me that's like, shit.
42:55Like, what if Tim is going overboard?
42:58Tim, take your plank.
43:02Fucking David and Val.
43:04That relationship is not lasting outside this boat.
43:07So, all I'm praying for is that David's the one that goes overboard right now.
43:14As true seamen, you've braved the storms and found calm in each other.
43:20And now you're edging on something bigger.
43:26But one couple has proven they have what it takes to ride the waves of love
43:33as determined by 14 people with no agendas at all.
43:39If David and Val win, I'm going to shove a syringe in my neck filled with poison
43:45and just put myself out of my own misery.
43:47Gia and Tim.
43:50David and Val.
43:51Who's going to be the last one standing?
43:55The winners of Love Overboard are...
44:05Please, please, please.
44:08Can you survive?
44:11Who's going to be the last one standing?
44:19Oh, my God.
44:23Let's go, baby!
44:26Yay!
44:30The winners!
44:32Tim and Gia, congratulations!
44:35Thank you so much.
44:37I'm so excited.
44:38You survived the yacht, the chaos, and somehow you came out closer than ever.
44:43And now you're headed on a luxury romantic getaway to keep falling in love one beautiful
44:51place at a time.
44:53Courtesy of Chime.
44:55We love you all.
44:56Yeah, congratulations.
44:59Go, go, go.
45:00Celebrate.
45:01Yes.
45:02We love you guys.
45:03Woo!
45:05Love overboard.
45:09I feel like I already won just with our relationship blossoming and getting to
45:13know each other so well and falling for one another.
45:16So, like, obviously the prize stuff is great.
45:18It's a good, like, you know, cherry on top, but I don't care about anything else other
45:22than this girl.
45:25Bye!
45:27We love you!
45:30Kiss!
45:31Makeup!
45:32Woo!
45:34Bye, Chakra!
45:35I'm a good, good, good, good, whatever.
45:37I'm a go, go, go, wherever.
45:39Boom, boom, boom, voyage.
45:41Boom, boom, boom, voyage.
45:43Boom, boom, boom, voyage.
45:45Boom, boom, boom, boom, voyage.
45:48Boom, boom, boom, voyage.
45:50Boom, boom, boom, boom, voyage.
45:52Hi, hello, hey.
45:54Como se dice?
45:56Hola, ciao, konichiwa, yeah.
45:59I just wanna say.
46:00Boom, boom, boom, bom, voyage.
46:02Boom, boom, boom, voyage.
46:04Bye-bye.
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