#video #Heated Rivalry - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02Shoot that.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Que los forever.
01:54Que los forever.
01:57Let's go!
01:57You'rekoops.
02:00You think I'm pretty.
02:02diesen Charles is the domain way
02:04To duelos.
02:12Quero os forever
02:15Quero os forever
02:30Quero os forever
03:06Quero os fast
03:07S'enUNDER
03:11Ten
03:18I'm standing in my light.
03:22I'm standing in my light.
03:24I'm standing in my light.
03:25I'm standing in my light.
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool.
03:39You say it's scary, yeah.
03:40And most people do it since the real world
03:44I mean, oh, oh, oh
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no kidding, so
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be a
04:00You wanna be a, e-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:38Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Hmm...
05:20Hmm...
05:22Oh, I mean...
05:23Mmhmm
05:24Mmhmm
05:27Hmm...
05:31Mmhmm
05:31Mmhmm
05:31Mmhmm
05:31Mmhmm
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22What?
09:25No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:33No, you, you come here.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:25Okay.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's all good.
11:30It's all good.
11:31It's all good.
11:47It's all right.
11:56Oh, God, hold her.
12:22None of the beds all day.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me in wonder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:25I'm dead.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom,
15:05Ilya Rozanov, chosen as his country's captain.
15:13Fuck.
15:18Let's go.
15:21Let's go.
15:23Get out of there, what's up?
15:36Motherfucker.
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42At least they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up schist shell.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55It's USA this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:13Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating?
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean...
16:32It's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this
16:34and be like, hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I want him to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41You need to meet me.
18:51Yes, my father.
18:53You have to match me.
18:57...Latvias.
18:59...Latvias.
19:00Very good.
19:01And he can still sing.
19:02How did you do it?
19:04Not to be sad?
19:05No, my father.
19:07Not to be sad.
19:08Not so bad.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to be honest with you,
19:16which you showed in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:22Our team is damaged, the team is not played.
19:25What is it?
19:27What is it for American absurd?
19:28What is it for?
19:30You, captain, you make them played.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:41What is it for?
19:43What is it for?
19:45Who's your mother?
19:47Who's your mother?
19:48She's not able to do this.
19:52No, my father.
19:56Mom died.
19:59You remember me?
20:02I was in your mind.
20:06I was in your mind.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:16We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:23To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:29What?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I've been in the very most of the great world.
20:35And everything is always the best to be here.
20:38And...
20:38...to be able to meet the minister.
20:39What is he going to do with you?
20:39No, he doesn't have to be in shape.
20:43He was in shape.
20:44He wants to stay.
20:45He needs to be a bit.
20:47He wants to go.
20:49We need to take care of his life.
20:50He's doing good.
20:51He's doing good.
20:52He's doing good.
20:52He's doing good.
20:52He's doing good.
20:53He's doing good.
20:56It's not a problem.
20:57Lider.
21:01You're too much talking.
21:07You're too much talking.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:10You're my angel.
21:11Especially when it comes to hockey.
21:13Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:17He's going to need one cup.
21:21Look how she's holding it for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:27It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I'd like to drink.
21:32I'd like to drink.
21:33I'd like to drink something more interesting.
21:51There's Niki.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I'd like to say thank you.
22:07But I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For the people who've been the son of a hockey coach,
22:13you're trying to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs,
22:20I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter for you.
22:26It doesn't matter for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool,
22:30who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:38when you have real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yeah, really.
22:43Hunter and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:45But New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yeah, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:59Where do you know all this?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03You can't get into it.
23:05You'll never get into it.
23:06You can't get into it.
23:07Come on, we didn't have to look through them.
23:10They're not good what they showed up.
23:11You're looking for.
23:12This is the way to do it.
23:14You can win whoever you are in the West.
23:18Chicago...
23:19Not that before.
23:20In the final, probably the other day,
23:22they were coming back to San Francisco.
23:24They are good,
23:25but too young.
23:26So you'll win the Coupe Xen for a year earlier than I played with my father.
23:35No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow I need to be perfect.
23:40You always look perfect.
23:42Right, but you need to get together.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:56Well, what?
23:59How's the prize, Sasha?
24:02Oh, it's cool.
24:05I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Children. It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen French guys.
24:23Yeah?
24:24Yeah?
24:27Yeah?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how you're going.
24:40You don't lie.
24:42You don't laugh.
24:44You don't laugh in the answer.
24:49You don't laugh at me.
24:49Actually, you were more comfortable.
24:56You remember?
25:09I remember.
25:09I'm serious.
25:10I don't know.
25:12The danger was earlier caused by you.
25:16If you remember me, don't forget me.
25:21We are not kids, Sasha.
25:25Yes.
25:27That's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37Maybe.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:03I'll go.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:59You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:02Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10Ooh.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:14Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:21Wait for this.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But...
28:37He's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Amelia Rosanoff.
28:56Ah!
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, it's not all.
29:06Wow.
29:07Let's get out!
29:08Let's get out!
29:10Let's get out!
29:10Hello, guys!
29:14Oh!
29:16Hello, guys!
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this to you for free.
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:4125 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Talon Award.
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing
30:01is the frames we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award
30:30for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
30:52I'll text them to you.
30:52I'll text them to you.
30:52I'll text them to you.
30:52I'll text them to you.
30:52I'll text them to you.
30:53I'll text them to you.
30:53I'll text them to you.
30:54I'll text them to you.
30:55I'll text them to you.
31:16Well, what?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:59I want you to suck my dick.
32:15I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:49No.
32:52We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:58after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe,
33:08maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41And let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:10Good luck to me.
34:12Good luck to me.
34:24Good luck to you.
34:26Good luck to you.
34:27Good luck to you.
34:33Special assistant, you're in the last game.
34:35I'll draw the line for one day.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:46This is a good hotel.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52That's your reward.
37:28Just a bad Richard.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:39Oh, my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:09I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:18You.
38:24I need you.
38:25I need you.
38:28Hmm.
38:29Hmm.
38:31Hmm.
38:33Hmm.
38:34Hmm.
38:35Hmm.
38:36Hmm.
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:44To Russia for the summit?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:49It's...
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:05It's...
40:07It's home.
40:08Yeah.
40:10But...
40:10I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you...
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too.
40:45I should have.
40:55So, I'm off.
40:58Goodbye Hollander.
41:00Goodbye Hollander.
41:07Bye.
41:13Goodbye.
41:31Ladies nose...
41:31Let's go.
42:01Let's go.
42:33Let's go.
43:02Let's go.
43:37Let's go.
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