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00:09I'm coming home baby now
00:12I'm coming home now right away
00:14Fucking ridiculous
00:16I'm coming home baby now
00:18I'm sorry now I ever went away
00:22Every night and day I go and stay
00:26Why, muchas gracias, Miguel
00:30What's the point of coming to a place like this when you can't drink
00:33See, you're a destination guy
00:35Always in a rush to get somewhere you're not
00:38Me, I'm more about the journey, the vibe, the ambiance
00:44If we don't stop to smell the roses every once in a while
00:47Well then, what's the point in anything?
00:50You can't smell neither
00:53Ah, douchey
00:54If rocks could burn, you'd be on fire tonight, my friend
00:57But my point still stands
01:00What do you want, machine head?
01:01World, peace, a pony, my name and lights, the list goes on
01:07Lighten up, titan
01:08You should be tap dancing your way out of bed every morning
01:11And why is that?
01:13Because you and I did the impossible
01:15We slayed the literal dragon and stole his treasure
01:18Or kingdom
01:20Or magic ring
01:22Or whatever the fuck it is dragons have
01:24I don't read a lot of fantasy
01:26Except, and I'm sorry for bearing the lead
01:29Mr. Liu couldn't even do us the basic fucking courtesy of
01:32Staying dead
01:35Bullshit
01:36I wish, my igneous friend
01:38But turns out, even a .45 caliber haircut
01:41Isn't enough to kill the old lizard
01:44I know, look at my face
01:47I'm as surprised as you are
01:51The point of all this is
01:53He's coming for you
01:54Already came for me
01:55Except the order gives me
01:56And all my fellow members
01:58Certain protections
01:59Even Liu can't chew through
02:01With his sharp little dragon teeth
02:04You know
02:05There's still an empty seat
02:07With your name on it
02:12Hmm
02:14So that's what this is about
02:16Look
02:17Let me put it this way
02:19I've got this gorgeous mosaic
02:21On the floor of my fifth bathroom
02:23Ancient Roman
02:25Or some shit like that
02:26But it's got one broken tile
02:28And every time I sit down for a deuce
02:30It drives me fucking nuts
02:32You, Titan
02:33You're like that
02:34You're my broken tile
02:36My one little piece
02:38That ain't like the others
02:39This is a chance for us
02:41To fix the picture
02:43Together
02:43And save your life doing it
02:47It just makes sense
02:49I didn't fight like hell
02:50For my own piece
02:51Just to give it back
02:53Fine
02:54Your funeral
02:55Because Liu's coming
02:57And in case you forgot
02:58He almost killed you
02:59And your little super friend
03:00In the onesie already
03:01Or was that me?
03:03I really don't remember
03:05I take my chances
03:09I'll be honest, huh?
03:13Like I said
03:14It's not the booze I miss
03:16It's happy hour
03:25With all due respect, sir
03:27You would have done the same
03:29Yeah
03:30But I'm not half Viltrumite, Donald
03:32I can't wreck an entire planet
03:34With my bare hands
03:34If I get in a pissy mood
03:36Mark has seemed
03:37A little more prone to
03:40Absolute solutions recently
03:41First Angstrom
03:43Then Conquest
03:46Don't
03:47Don't
03:48Hell, didn't robots say
03:49Mark almost did in
03:50That dinosaurs guy
03:51We just locked up?
03:52Conquest and Angstrom
03:53Were heat of the moment
03:54And technically
03:56They're both still alive
03:57They were warning signs, Donald
03:59But this
04:01This is a goddamn billboard
04:03And Russ was an innocent man
04:05That's different
04:06That changes things
04:09I believe
04:10Mark's still doing
04:11What he thinks is right
04:13After everything he's been through
04:14Exactly
04:16You know as well as anyone
04:17Trauma like that
04:18Breaks people
04:20And the last person
04:21We need losing their shit
04:22Is
04:35Working through the night again
04:39I work better in the dark
04:41You know that
04:42I know that you need to sleep
04:44There's just
04:46Too much to do
04:50When are you going to admit
04:52It's not the work
04:53Keeping you awake
05:04You were all there
05:06If he had just waited
05:07Another few seconds
05:09Invincible did the right thing
05:10You can't believe that
05:13Where are we at
05:14If he didn't kill Russ
05:15The dome fails
05:16Secwits take the planet
05:17And then we fight for what
05:19Years to take it back
05:20If we even could
05:21How many other people
05:22Would die if that happened
05:24The dome would have held
05:26Even you don't know that
05:28It's done okay
05:29And we all have to live with it
05:31So let's just
05:32Hit the showers
05:33And be happy
05:34We never have to see
05:35Another Secwit
05:36Ever again
05:38Let me make this clear
05:40Genius
05:40Since you don't seem
05:42To understand
05:43You follow my orders
05:45Or you never go
05:46Into the field
05:47Again
05:48Got it
05:49If I hadn't
05:51Entered the sewers
05:52Did I ask
05:53For an excuse
05:54Because I thought
05:56I asked
05:57If you understood
05:58But I
05:59Do you understand
06:02Yes
06:03Yes
06:03I understand
06:05Good
06:09What a dick
06:11While I've happily admitted
06:13To being the cause
06:14Of previous
06:15Secwit related catastrophes
06:17I think we all agree
06:19That I had absolutely
06:21Nothing to do
06:22With this particular
06:23Disaster
06:24Right?
06:25Friendly and forgiving
06:26Chums of mine
06:27Never gonna happen
06:56Good man
07:24Holy shit
07:25Are you okay?
07:27Where'd it come from?
07:28It
07:29It was
07:30Inside me
07:31I
07:32I never even
07:33Felt it
07:34Jesus
07:35I guess
07:36Russ didn't either
07:37If you weren't here
07:39I was here
07:40It's okay
07:41You won
07:44No
07:44No
07:45We were lucky
07:47And luck
07:48Isn't a variable
07:49We can control
07:50The Secwits
07:51Angstrom
07:52Dock Seismic
07:53We stopped them
07:54But they always
07:55Return stronger
07:55Than before
07:57We're not
07:58Dealing with these threats
07:59Permanently
08:00And because of that
08:01It's simply a matter of time
08:02Before our luck runs out
08:04And they defeat us
08:07Maybe Mark was right
08:13No
08:14Oh
08:17No
08:26No
08:34Let's
09:04What the fuck is going on?
09:06What the fuck is going on?
10:03What the fuck is going on?
10:05What the fuck is going on right now?
10:07Um, call me when you can.
10:08Love you.
10:18Hi, Mark.
10:21Um, Cecil would like a word.
10:27Please.
10:32Debbie?
10:34One sec.
10:37Sorry.
10:38What's up?
10:39Look at this.
10:43Oh, this place will fly off the market.
10:46When are we listing it?
10:47Tomorrow.
10:48You like it?
10:48I mean, the square footage and the location alone makes it a steal.
10:52Three bedrooms.
10:53Recently remodeled.
10:55Quartz countertops.
10:56Is that a double island kitchen?
10:58Didn't I just tell you how much I like those?
11:02I sell my place.
11:03You sell yours.
11:05We wouldn't even have a mortgage.
11:07I'm sure the boys would love having more space.
11:11Uh, you said you wanted to move in together.
11:13Yes.
11:14It's just...
11:15I raised Mark and Oliver in our house.
11:19I've been there almost 20 years.
11:22Maybe it's time for a change?
11:24Sleep on it.
11:26That's all I'm asking.
11:27Okay?
11:37All clear.
11:38It's your standard dipshits.
11:41Daddy!
11:42Why didn't you get any ice cream?
11:45Nah, it's a little cold for ice cream, baby girl.
11:47It's never too cold for ice cream.
11:57All clear.
12:09Just let her have all that sugar, huh?
12:14Ah!
12:19Oh, shit.
12:20Y'all...
12:23Babe, she's only 10 once.
12:26That was your excuse when she was nine.
12:29Did you consider how hard it's gonna be to get her to go to sleep?
12:32It's okay, Mom.
12:34I'll sleep when I'm dead.
12:36Fiona!
12:37Where did you learn that?
12:39Daddy taught me.
12:42Okay, I didn't teach her.
12:56Take Fiona and run.
12:58Now!
13:01Mr. Liu sends his regards.
13:10Magnetak.
13:16Ugh.
13:18Hmm.
13:25Ugh.
13:26Uh.
13:26Ah.
13:29Ugh.
13:31Ugh.
13:32Ah!
13:34Ugh.
13:35Uh.
13:38Uh.
13:39Uh.
13:40Uh.
13:40Uh.
13:42Uh.
13:43Uh.
13:44Uh.
14:09Oh, my God.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:50Oh, my God.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34Oh, my God.
15:37I'll be taller what's wrong we've gone through so much so quickly I don't think
15:43I even realized it it's like I closed my eyes and you're all grown up mom no no
15:53you can't squirm out of this not yet have you seen mark today I don't think
16:01he's home why I don't know it seems sad a lot of the time now we're angry we're both
16:08your brother's still working through everything that's happened over the last
16:11few months I know I just I miss the way he was
16:21we can't fight change Oliver but we can support the ones we love as they deal with it
16:29I know what you're gonna say Cecil and I'm really not in the you made the right choice
16:33mark I would have done the same thing Russ Livingston was an astronaut he knew the risks
16:39and the sequins had to be stopped at all costs then why am I here because it wasn't like you
16:46it's not who you are mark well maybe it's who I should be if I'd actually killed angstrom
16:53the first time so many people so many families would still be alive I'll do anything to stop
17:00that from happening again I know that's what makes you a good person mark and I want to keep
17:05you that way you wouldn't know it but I'm not as old as I look decisions like this they change
17:13you
17:14and not for the better it's the reason I make the calls and the Guardians don't so they can sleep
17:20at
17:20night me I gave up sleeping years ago Cecil you don't have to work for me but when it comes
17:27to
17:27who lives or dies don't make that decision alone let me do it or at least let me chime in
17:33for Christ's
17:33sake I'm not a kid anymore I don't need you to handle me you're a walking nuclear bomb mark the
17:41most
17:41powerful thing on this planet and you can't even buy a drink yet if I didn't try to handle you
17:47I wouldn't
17:48be doing my job cover everything up and take a lunch we don't take lunch invincible is here so
18:00cover these up and disappear for a few hours that's an order I know what you're thinking and you should
18:09cease thinking it cease makes you sound pompous your lack of self-awareness is astounding
18:17my actions are my responsibility not yours and I should feel messed up after something like this but if
18:24you're worried I'm gonna snap or something that I don't think you're going to snap mark but there are
18:28emotional consequences to these kinds of decisions that I've seen eat heroes alive you don't have to
18:35talk to me we've got people specially trained for this not now I said Sinclair for the love of God
18:44will
18:44you get the fuck out of here you sorry sir I I wanted to apologize for my experiments for what
18:56I did to
18:57your friends and the other students I'd say it to them personally if I didn't think it would do more
19:03harm
19:04than good I know I will never be able to truly atone for what I've done and I know there's
19:10no
19:11justification stop stop talking I don't want to hear an apology from you I don't want to hear anything
19:18from you ever again do you understand I'm sorry
19:29don't do that don't act like I was going to kill him let's not pretend that thought didn't cross your
19:34mind you hate Sinclair shit I'm not exactly his biggest fan but his Rihanna men are one of the
19:41greatest military inventions in human history they're already saving more lives than most heroes do their
19:47entire careers so that doesn't give him a free pass for torturing and killing people he came in here
19:54to apologize to you even after he saw what you did to Russ he's just trying to make good yeah
19:59like he
20:00just happened to wander in here by accident while we were talking I did not plan that I told him
20:05to
20:05fuck off to lunch are we done you can go whenever I'm so sorry sir I told Sinclair it's fine
20:14Mark didn't go
20:15out through the ceiling so I'd call it a success are you going to tell him about conquest after the
20:21kid
20:21just killed someone if you want my job that badly Donald just ask mark hey I was just what's wrong
20:36my powers they're not just messing up anymore what what are you talking about I move atoms around I I
20:46gather them up and swap out particles until they're whatever I need but now it's like they just they
20:54slip through my fingers I I can't link them together I can't control them I can't make anything
21:02Mark I don't know what's happening I'm scared to fly we'll figure this out okay
21:16Rex fix monster girl's powers maybe he can help oh god it's invincible ink I I can't Eve not right
21:24now let someone else handle it is this about your message we should call Rex and see if he can
21:30um
21:31Mark what happened Cecil covered it up but to stop the Secwitz I had to
21:39um I had to stop Russ Eve I um I didn't know what else to do
21:51no this this is stupid I'm supposed to be here for you right now you can be here for each
21:57other
21:59I'll call capes maybe they can let me do it I can help Oliver I was already here you guys
22:07came inside
22:08whatever it is I can do it how much does this job pay
22:25I shook a few trees and found Liu he's hiding on the east side in this condemned hotel he's still
22:31fucked up
22:31probably why he sent that fridge magnet after you instead of doing it himself
22:35once the muscle arrives we'll send a message of our own
22:41about the muscle boss yeah I don't know if the kid's gonna fall for this again
22:46nah this is different Liu almost killed him too he'll want a rematch and if he tries to take me
22:53in afterwards
22:54fine we got lawyers it'll be worth it to keep Vanessa and Fiona safe or and I'm just saying
23:01we could cut our losses and rejoin the order did you seriously just fucking say that
23:11you guys call Invincible Link right is this Rocky Shores Incorporated
23:28we are not charging you guys enough no Invincible no deal
23:38whatever he can do I can do too probably better even get your feet off my desk dad Fiona what
23:49did I say
23:49about coming in my I'm scared it's okay baby I'm making sure no one can ever hurt you you want
23:59my
23:59help or not and every time I use them whatever I make turns to goo goo like this atomic sludge
24:09and
24:10then it dissolves away and now I can't even do that vitals appear normal and initial scans show no
24:17irregularities in your brain or body chemistry Rex I am starting to lose my mind here if we can't figure
24:25out what's wrong then we'll get to the bottom of this I promise Amanda's condition took me almost a
24:30year to solve a year I'm not saying it'll be no no I'm sorry thank you for helping has there
24:40been
24:40anything else out of the ordinary not that I can think of one second where is that coming from
24:54oh no is that what I think it is
25:41oh
25:42oh
25:43oh
25:43oh
25:43oh
25:44oh
25:44oh
25:44Come on.
26:13This was some bullshit.
26:14When invisible did it, and it's even more bullshit now.
26:18We're not gonna kill anyone, right?
26:20My mom would be so mad if I did that again.
26:24Nah.
26:25We're just gonna teach someone that messing with my family has consequences.
26:28All you gotta do is follow my lead.
26:36The Flaxens have mounted three previous invasions,
26:39all within a few days of each other.
26:40But because time moves more rapidly in their dimension,
26:43they had months to learn from their mistakes.
26:45We only beat them last time because Omni-Man took the fight to their home turf.
26:49Said he convinced them to leave us alone.
26:52Guess he wasn't as convincing as he thought.
26:59Given how long has passed since their last attack,
27:02they will have had ample time to prepare for this incursion.
27:05But being in our dimension makes them grow old and die.
27:08Unless they use a gizmo or something to stop it.
27:11This is serious, Shapesmith.
27:13This is fruit punch! Would you like some?
27:17Previously, they used wearable devices to emit protective temporal fields.
27:21Initial data suggests they are using a single, more powerful emitter this time,
27:25to keep us from disrupting it so easily.
27:27They're also taking prisoners, which is new for them and bad for us.
27:39Oh, I'm still a little tuckered out from yesterday's fight.
27:43We don't have Omni-Man helping out this time,
27:45so I got us someone even better.
27:53Thanks for coming, Mark.
28:02What? You want to tell them to go home?
28:04This whole thing seems pretty simple to me.
28:08Save lives.
28:10Find and destroy their emitter.
28:12Watch them get old and die.
28:38Got it!
28:43Free those prisoners ASAP!
28:45I got them!
29:00Those were no doubt constructed to oppose your father.
29:07Be careful, Invincible.
29:16They have a large number of reinforcements.
29:21Bulletproof! Get to the prisoners! We'll look for the emitter!
29:25Bulletproof! Get to the prisoners! We'll look for the emitter!
29:46What's this thing even look like?
29:48A large and powerful antenna. It will be difficult to hide.
29:51Then where is it?
29:53Then where is it?
30:07Everybody down!
30:19Step it up. We're losing civilians to these assholes.
30:22I don't know if you noticed, Cecil, but there's a lot of them.
30:27They quit messing around and find the goddamn emitter.
30:31Exactly how many flaxons are we up against?
30:34Thousands.
30:35And hundreds more arriving via troop carrier every minute, sir.
30:39At this rate, they'll outnumber the city's population in a few hours.
30:43Then let's make sure they don't last that long.
30:53How does your friend know this is the spot?
30:56He has his sources.
30:57You sure you trust him?
30:59No. But this is what we got.
31:24Time for a reckoning, Liu.
31:28You said you weren't followed.
31:30No. No way I'm fighting him. He's like a hundred.
31:34Don't be fooled, kid.
31:37I have more than enough strength.
31:41No garbage like you.
31:50Hey, he's the dragon guy?
32:17Watch yourself that thing almost killed Invincible
32:23I know
32:39Nobody's weak now! Take them out!
32:52Oh yeah, real weak
33:02Oh yeah, real weak
33:33Oliver? How's it going on the job?
33:36I'm fighting a dragon!
33:37What?
33:38It's that old guy you and Mark talked about
33:41He's not dead, he's here!
33:48And he's really pissed off!
33:52Call Mark! I need help!
33:58Mark's busy! Forget the job and get out of there!
34:07You guys really can't prepare this time, huh?
34:28I picked the worst time to do a juice cleanse!
34:31We can't break through!
34:32Don't! We have to! They're still taking prisoners!
34:47Somebody help Monster Girl!
34:50Already on it!
35:01Didn't question that order, huh?
35:04I've scanned the entire battlefield but cannot locate the emitter
35:07Yet, it must be here somewhere
35:09If that was my one weakness, I'd hide it pretty well
35:15Indeed
35:20Do you trust me?
35:21You know the answer to that
35:24Everyone, cover us!
35:28You heard him!
35:36You heard him!
35:46You heard him!
35:52You heard him!
36:09Yeah
36:09Tell me robots not that stupid
36:13Robot don't even think about going into that thing. I'm sorry Cecil. It's the only way
36:40I
36:41Was right free as many prisoners as you can while I disable the emitter
37:05I
37:33I
38:01Finally
38:03Finally
38:03Back through the portal
38:11Time to go Rex Rex
38:15Rex
38:21What?
38:27What?
38:32See? Simple
38:36Ah
38:38Good work team
38:39Anyone have eyes on monster girl or robot?
38:42Guardians
38:42We cannot stop here
38:44We must defeat the Flaxons once and for all in their own dimension
38:48If we allow them to return they will not fail next time
38:52Makes sense to me. Let's go
38:55No, stop. That's an order
38:59Sorry Cecil
39:00Some orders you just can't follow
39:26No
39:27No
39:39What are we standing around for? Can we just open a portal of our own?
39:43You don't think we've been trying to do that since the first time these assholes visited us?
39:50Fuck
39:55Eve?
39:58I thought you wanted to fight! All you've done is hide!
40:04Ouch
40:27Pay attention boy
40:29Maybe you'll learn something before you die
40:40You're supposed to be dead
40:44Oliver
40:49Why didn't you run?
40:51I didn't want to do a bad job for you and Eve
41:01Are you okay?
41:02Yeah, let's kick his ass
41:43Grab my body!
42:14This isn't over!
42:17You!
42:18Hey, hero!
42:21You!
42:22Do not mess with my family!
42:25I was trying to save mine!
42:33Stop!
42:36Stop!
42:37Please!
42:49We're done here!
43:09Ow!
43:10Mom, I'm okay!
43:12Just let me finish!
43:14I bet this is a you should have seen the other guy's situation, huh?
43:19The other guy was a dragon.
43:23Ah, yes.
43:26Rex didn't have an answer for me, but he promised he'd find out.
43:33I can't believe he and Amanda are just... gone.
43:37They'll find a way home.
43:38And we'll figure out what's wrong with your powers.
43:40Get Cecil's people on it if we have to.
43:43Are you okay?
43:47It almost happened again.
43:52I know.
43:54I know.
43:55Our meetings are normally a bit of a snooze fest, but boy, do we have a surprise today.
44:02Criminals, freaks, insects, and whatever the fuck some of you are, put your hands together for my good friend and
44:08yours...
44:09Titan!
44:14He's finally come around and is bringing himself and his little slice of paradise into the club.
44:21Now, obviously, there's some history between us, but we all know once you're a member of the Order, you're a
44:28member of the Order and we don't fuck with each other.
44:30So, it's all water under the bridge, kumbaya, and all that hippy-dippy bullshit.
44:35Let's make one thing clear.
44:36The only reason I'm here is...
44:39Hold the presses!
44:42How could I be so stupid?
44:44I almost forgot.
44:44We actually have two new members joining today.
44:47Turns out, there's another guy a bit skittish about people trying to cut his throat.
45:01Sorry, boss.
45:02It just makes sense.
45:03You know, for everyone.
45:06Looks like we both got played.
45:08It appears so.
45:11Man, it's so good to have the family back together.
45:16It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
45:19Holidays were just never the same when you kids were fighting.
45:22Now, back to the business of making so much money, it's fucking ridiculous!
45:30You're jealous!
45:31You're jealous!
45:40You're jealous!
45:41You're jealous!
45:54you're jealous!
45:56Everything alright?
45:58Everything's...
45:59I'll come back to bed in a minute.
46:01Okay.
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