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00:20Happy Hand-Doo
00:32It's a bit early, isn't it?
00:33Well, yeah, we were going to do it at the Albert,
00:35but Ma'am got Harry's barn, so we're going to start it early.
00:37Who have you come as? Marge Simpson?
00:39Oh! Suck religion!
00:41I'm a weefer Franklin, thank you very much.
00:44I'll say a little prayer for you,
00:45because the theme is actually 60 chic, yeah?
00:48So this Rainetta slob look is not going to cut it, babe.
00:51Do you know what? I would rather a couple of wines
00:53in a McClunkey's Bonanza bucket if I'm on his.
00:56Do me a favour.
00:57Listen! You are not a scapey.
00:59It's the ritual of humiliation.
01:02It is tradition.
01:03Do you see?
01:04No, Kathy's bring around your costume,
01:06and we'll see you at Harry's barn later.
01:08Yeah? Yeah.
01:09Come on, see you.
01:10Yes, come on.
01:16I'll just get a drink in a bit later.
01:19Hey, you're nice.
01:20Hey, Sam, coming to Hendo, more than merrier.
01:23Oh, I'd love to, but I've got plans.
01:26Yeah, been in the diary for ages.
01:28Have fun, girls.
01:30Have fun, girls.
01:30All right.
01:32See you later.
01:40Probably seems real, eh?
01:43How can I be having a hen do when I don't even know if I should be getting married, eh?
01:49Come on.
01:54Thank you so much, Mum.
01:55Appreciate it.
01:56Lauren and Max won't be back from the auction till late.
01:58And, well, you know what stag do's are like.
02:00Yeah, I do.
02:01And if you end up in France, bring me back a bit of rosé.
02:05You don't miss a trick, do you?
02:06Never.
02:07And I get to watch Disney films with my favourite boys.
02:09Yes!
02:10Yes!
02:10Hercules!
02:11Oi, oi!
02:13Your stag do is going to be remembered for years to come.
02:17Well, that's kind of what I'm counting on.
02:18But what's in the bag?
02:20Handcuffs and mankinis?
02:28I really thought you and Ross would have sought this by now.
02:30Nope.
02:32Brushed it under the carpet, didn't I?
02:33Didn't want to hurt him.
02:36He's paranoid that I'm going to run off with my secret bloke.
02:48I love him.
02:49And I don't want to live with his psycho son when he gets out.
02:53Then you've got to talk to Ross.
02:55Sorry?
02:57Interrupt something?
02:59No.
02:59I was just on my way, mate.
03:10It's all very kind of you, but I am quite happy going on my own.
03:13And shouldn't you all be getting ready for the hen party anyway?
03:15I can do both.
03:16Listen, we've got to show Nigel how much we love him.
03:18Listen, ask Jasmine.
03:19She knew him.
03:20He's a carer.
03:21I'm not Disneyland.
03:23Listen, we want her to be part of the family.
03:25Include her, yeah?
03:25Go on.
03:26All right.
03:29Hi, Josh.
03:31Jasmine, we're going to see Nigel if he wanted to come with us.
03:33Oh.
03:34I mean, I know he ran you over and everything, but, you know.
03:38But it was an accident.
03:40Listen, we just want to show him that, you know, he's not forgotten.
03:43Yeah?
03:43I love Nigel.
03:44Can I come?
03:45Yeah, yeah, of course.
03:46Come on.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47Yeah, then I'm in.
03:48Amazing.
03:49See you outside.
03:53All right.
03:55Anything you can say to Zach, you can say it to me.
04:01You said you didn't trust me, and you were right not to, because I haven't been honest
04:07with you.
04:11Talk to me.
04:14I'm scared for us when Joel comes out.
04:20I don't know how we're going to fix it.
04:23We've got time to work something out.
04:25No, we don't.
04:25I don't want to go on my head with all the girls talking about my dream man if...
04:32If you're going to choose your son over me.
04:35It's not a choice.
04:36No, it is.
04:37Ross, I'm sorry, it is.
04:39If you want Joel living with you, then I won't be.
04:43It's his punishment because I said I didn't trust you.
04:45You know, you haven't got to blackmail me over me own son.
04:48I'm not.
04:48I respect your loyalty to Joel.
04:53I won't live with the boy who nearly killed me.
05:00Darling.
05:02You have given me a lot to think about, okay?
05:06I don't want you to do any more thinking.
05:09I just want to know that you choose me.
05:12I want to marry you, don't I?
05:14Look, I don't have all the answers, Vic.
05:18Okay, alright?
05:18He's my son and you are the innocent party.
05:22Hello, Vic?
05:24Come on, I've got your head out for here.
05:28Are we going to do any soon as they do?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Yeah.
05:40Nice outfit, by the way.
05:43Biggie said that if she had to dress up, so did I.
05:46Well, you've got enough booze to stand around, huh?
05:49Thanks for sorting this out, Pen.
05:50You've done us proud.
05:52Ladies.
05:53Oh.
05:54My mum and Sharon have paid for all the booze.
05:57Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:59Thank you very much.
06:00Oh, no, no, no, no.
06:01I'm not starting on the free booze before the hen gets out.
06:04This is my only night off from being a mum.
06:06I want to let me out down.
06:07And that is why you started on the booze hours ago, yes?
06:10Oh, sue me for wanting to party.
06:12I'll get me out.
06:12No.
06:14So my, um, my Billy's taking me up the West End tomorrow.
06:19Hashtag blessed.
06:20Are we still saying that?
06:22I mean, hashtag, you know, couples goals.
06:24That's you and Billy, isn't it?
06:26Yeah.
06:27A bit like me and Howie, may I just add?
06:30Yeah.
06:30Oh, and me and Jack.
06:32Jack.
06:32I have to pinch myself on I think where we were a year ago.
06:35Hmm.
06:36Well, you know what that is, innit?
06:38It's the magical healing properties of not sleeping with other people.
06:41Shut up, kid.
06:44I mean, you could have a couple of girls, couldn't you?
06:47If you got together with Ian.
06:48What do you think, ladies?
06:49Yeah.
06:50Yeah.
06:50And Denise can give you a few tips because back in the day...
06:52Like I said, shut up, Kimberly.
06:55Hmm.
06:55You know, I don't think I can take the risk, to be honest.
06:59Because I was in love once, but it didn't end well.
07:02At all.
07:03Yeah.
07:04I mean, it's not like I'm demanding or anything.
07:06You know, all I want from a relationship is respect, compassion, love.
07:11Laughter.
07:12Chemistry.
07:13Intellect.
07:14Ambition.
07:16Adoration.
07:16You know, just the basics, really.
07:18Just the basics.
07:19And, um, presents on a Wednesday would be nice.
07:22But, you know, not the red ones, cos...
07:26I think you won't mind if it might be a little star.
07:28No, it's perfect.
07:29No, it's perfect for the mind.
07:29No, it's a good answer.
07:30Yeah, yeah.
07:31Cheers.
07:32Cheers, please.
07:33Cheers.
07:37Oh, lovely.
07:38Come on, then.
07:39Give us a 12.
07:40Really?
07:41Really.
07:42Good.
07:45Oh, you can be as miserable as your mother sometimes.
07:49Come on, then.
07:50What's up?
07:51Give me the wine, Kat.
07:53Here you go.
07:57Me and Ross don't trust each other.
08:00Why?
08:01Is it all about this Zack business?
08:03Because you've got to put it all behind you, all right?
08:06It was just one kiss.
08:10It ain't just that.
08:12It's...
08:12I gave Ross an ultimatum about Joel moving back, and, um...
08:17Well, he said he needed to think about it, but he still wants to marry me.
08:20Well, that sounds promising, doesn't it?
08:23Does it?
08:23Yes, it does.
08:25So, come on.
08:26Go and put your slap on, because you are going to get plastered,
08:29and then you're going to get married.
08:31Even if it kills me.
08:35He's got pneumonia, so, um...
08:36He's been in and out of hospital over the last couple of days.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:40We didn't know.
08:40No, don't go.
08:41No, stay.
08:43Please.
08:44I could really do with cheering.
08:45I'll come with Nigel.
08:46Give me.
08:48Nigel?
08:49My granddaughter, Jasmine.
08:51Remember her, don't you?
08:54I know.
08:54I don't look old enough, do I?
08:56Don't know about that.
08:58No.
08:59Hi, Nigel.
09:02Where did you disappear to?
09:04Well, if we're going to have a pie, we need pie, Faye, this one.
09:06That's a really good idea.
09:08Thanks very much.
09:10Help yourself, everyone.
09:13Come on.
09:14Judy said it's fine.
09:16He showed Nigel a good time, yeah?
09:19Jane said you two like the sing-song.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Oh, that reminds me.
09:23I made a speaker out of a loo roll.
09:26It was a top tip in my magazine.
09:28So, um...
09:29Ta-da!
09:32Yeah.
09:33It's good sound quality, isn't it?
09:35And so stylish.
09:37Yeah!
09:37I prefer my speaker, Jane.
09:39Don't really fancy an old bog roller my dressing takeaway.
09:42Nigel loves this song.
09:44Aww.
09:44Yeah.
09:51I love you still.
09:53I need you, I need you.
09:54I need you.
09:57Come on, come on.
10:02Come on, Jazz.
10:03Join in.
10:04Oh, I don't know the words.
10:05That doesn't matter.
10:06For years, Dan thought Bob Dylan was singing Knocking on Kevin's Door.
10:09I thought, who the hell's Kevin?
10:13Good.
10:15Baby, baby.
10:16Baby, baby.
10:17Baby, baby.
10:19Baby, baby.
10:20Baby, baby.
10:21So, why do you want me fun?
10:22What happens on the stag stays on the stag.
10:25Come on, phone.
10:26Where's your phone?
10:27Oi.
10:27I'll be fun.
10:28Come on.
10:29Thank you, Jack.
10:30Lovely.
10:31Come on, Ian.
10:32What you got lined up for us?
10:33I'll tell you.
10:34You are gonna love it.
10:36Peter!
10:37No!
10:37Wait for it, wait for it.
10:39We, we, we are going to have an indoor sports day.
10:45No.
10:46Yes, I guess.
10:47Is that why you confiscated our phones?
10:49Yeah, so the shame fleets can't see the evidence.
10:51No, no, no, no.
10:53We're meant to be in the crime of our lives.
10:55Come on.
10:56Yeah!
10:58You're back in here.
10:59Right, let's kick off with beer darts, beers all round and a set of your finest arrows,
11:03please.
11:04Boys, let's get this down.
11:06That's all you're doing.
11:09So?
11:10So, you and Vicky earlier.
11:12Looking as thick as thieves.
11:15Why are you having a drink with me and not getting a hammer with that lot?
11:19Come on, Sam.
11:20You can talk to me.
11:21I'm a mate.
11:24Ugh.
11:25Listen.
11:27Vicky cheated on us.
11:29What?
11:32Wait.
11:35Oh.
11:41Just a few drinks, yeah?
11:43That's all I do.
11:44Don't allow me to make me love you so.
11:47Oh, oh.
11:48I don't want to be with you.
11:51I just started.
11:53I don't know.
11:55I don't know.
11:57I don't know.
11:58Hold on.
11:58Hold on.
11:59We're starting tonight.
12:02I don't even want to be with you.
12:05What?
12:05When you're living together, I mean, is that a total nightmare?
12:09Or is it sexy as hell?
12:10Can you at least pretend you're not enjoying this, son?
12:13Listen, I'm recovering from breast cancer, OK?
12:15I'm allowed to enjoy a little bit of scandal, right?
12:18It's fair.
12:19Right.
12:20So is Vicky going to leave Ross?
12:23Is that what you want?
12:24No.
12:25I don't know.
12:27I want her to be happy.
12:29Oh, shut up.
12:31Stop being such a girl.
12:32Why are you a misogynist?
12:36Look, Ross is a good bloke.
12:38They've got a nice life together.
12:41Steady.
12:41They go out of work, work hard.
12:43They come in here for a pint of an evening.
12:45That sounds like the end of a marriage, not the start.
12:46Stop being so horrible.
12:48All right, then.
12:49What do you want?
12:51I want the same.
12:54I've got the goosebumps, you know?
12:58Well, er...
12:59I mean, Vicky, it's electric.
13:01It's not just sex, it's water.
13:05It just works, all right?
13:10Well, listen to me.
13:12If this is what you want,
13:14then I think you've got to fight for it.
13:17I mean, she's going to bite your hand off, Zach.
13:19You've got the sexiest bloke round here by miles,
13:21and you know it.
13:23I mean, if this...
13:25if this is what Vicky wants,
13:26and she's willing to risk her marriage,
13:28then...
13:28then give it to her.
13:31Give her goosebumps.
13:34Zach, what you had an idea for?
13:36I need you on my team, mate.
13:37Come on.
13:37Yeah, yeah.
13:38I'm all yours, mate.
13:44Come on, Mark.
13:45Let's have a go.
13:46Come on, man.
13:47All right, ladies.
13:55That sends her apologies,
13:57as she's staying on in the care home,
13:59to give Julie a break.
14:01Well, let your hair down, girls.
14:05Well...
14:05I am quite happy to watch the tsunami games,
14:08but I am not going to party.
14:09Awww.
14:12United!
14:13United!
14:14United!
14:16United!
14:17United!
14:18United!
14:21United!
14:25Thank God preserve me.
14:28I love it.
14:29Yes!
14:31Whoa!
14:32Well, so it's nice to have been
14:33got your dad's good looks,
14:34because you ain't got his moves.
14:35Phil had the moves when we were married,
14:37but Grant, well,
14:38it's something extra special.
14:40What?
14:41You went wrong?
14:42Yeah, you didn't invent looking,
14:43you know.
14:44I was a teenager in the 60s.
14:46I have seen it all.
14:48Lucy!
14:49Thank you, Mickey, Mickey.
14:50Okay, yeah.
14:50Come on, tell us all
14:52what first attracted you to Ross.
14:54Because he can fill out a check shirt,
14:56like a real name, eh?
14:57Yeah!
14:57Yeah!
14:58Oh, it's funny, isn't it?
14:59Because all the hours that my Jack spends in the gym,
15:01I actually like a little bit of timber on a fella.
15:04You too!
15:04But you're such a liar!
15:06Listen,
15:07you've only got three types, do you?
15:09Yeah?
15:09You've got the psycho,
15:11the gym bunny,
15:12and the psycho gym bunny.
15:15I'll have a bit of rough any time of the dollars.
15:18Not for me,
15:19my Patrick is a smooth operator.
15:22All right.
15:23Now, come on.
15:24Come on, Mickey.
15:25What was it about Ross?
15:28Erm...
15:28Well, he weren't Spencer.
15:30Who?
15:31Who's Spencer?
15:32Oh, no.
15:33He was my ex, Alfie's brother.
15:35He, erm...
15:36No, he was very, very sweet,
15:38but...
15:39I always felt like I was looking after him,
15:41and then when Ross came along,
15:43you know what?
15:43He felt like my equal.
15:46Like he celebrates me.
15:48Oh.
15:48He's not.
15:50Or are you...
15:51Are you still in there?
15:53Babe.
15:55I told him that I can't live with Joel
15:57when he gets out.
15:59Why?
15:59He can't blame you.
16:01No, no, no, he doesn't.
16:02But what...
16:04What if...
16:04He can't turn his back on Joel?
16:09He nearly killed me.
16:11Well, look, look.
16:12I...
16:12I know...
16:13I don't know what it's like
16:15to not feel safe on your own home.
16:16But Ross...
16:18Mm?
16:18He stood by you in the end, didn't he?
16:20At that trial?
16:21Yes, he did.
16:22So you've got to just trust him
16:23when he's making the right decision, babe.
16:25Joel nearly ruined everything.
16:26Don't let him ruin your marriage.
16:28Yeah, no.
16:28Yeah, they're right, Vic.
16:29I reckon you've been through.
16:31Ross is a good bloke.
16:33He is, Ross.
16:34Look at him.
16:34Look, look.
16:35Good bloke.
16:38All right, then.
16:39So let's get back to the hen business.
16:43Where's the cabaret?
16:44That's French for stripper.
16:46Yeah?
16:47I didn't book one.
16:48If you want one, you have to get yourself one.
16:56No!
16:59No!
17:00No!
17:01No!
17:01It's disgusting!
17:02She's my sister!
17:06Well, you can help me find one, babe.
17:09Come on!
17:09Come on!
17:11Come on!
17:12Come on!
17:16Come on!
17:18Come on!
17:19Come on!
17:20Come on!
17:21Seriously, no cheating!
17:22Come on!
17:22I've got to go on my whistle!
17:23Come on!
17:24After three, two...
17:29Listen, thanks for making all the effort.
17:31I'm sorry I was a miserable git earlier.
17:33You would look after her, wouldn't you?
17:36Ian.
17:37I love your little cousin.
17:39Once removed, strictly speaking.
17:41I'm glad that we're alive.
17:43I know I was a bit...
17:45a bit harsh, no, the other way.
17:48I am glad you still workin' out.
17:51Ross...
17:53You're a good bloke.
17:55Aunty Pauline would approve.
17:56And as the...
17:58Patriarch of the family,
18:00so do I.
18:02Well, I won't let you, I won't let Vicky down.
18:04Yes.
18:05So, how would you feel about being my best man,
18:07as our patriarch?
18:09Of yours.
18:09Of yours.
18:11Thank you very much.
18:13Come on.
18:13Alright!
18:14Well, this one...
18:16ain't gonna do it.
18:17So, let's see who will.
18:20I'm looking for a stripper.
18:23No.
18:24No.
18:26Definitely no.
18:27Definitely no.
18:29I've seen it all before, babe.
18:31No.
18:37Easy, tiger.
18:38Easy tiger.
18:39Easy tiger.
18:41Do me a favour.
18:43No.
18:44You okay?
18:45Hey!
18:48I bet you like taking off your top for the girlies.
18:51Yeah, well...
18:52Yeah, it has been known, Jim.
18:54I'm right here, you know?
18:55Oh, don't be stressed, Howie.
18:57I'm just looking for a stripper for Vicky's Hindu, innit?
19:00I'm not looking for a new life partner.
19:02But then again...
19:04Well, Sam Mitchell did just say that I'm the sexiest geezer around, so...
19:12It's a bit weird.
19:13Oh, innit?
19:14It's not enough.
19:14It's an arse, innit?
19:15It's not enough.
19:18It's an arse, innit?
19:29Hey!
19:29That's why the slaters love you so much.
19:31Oh, they love you too.
19:32They can be making more of it.
19:34Yeah.
19:37Hey!
19:38Hey, hey, hey!
19:39Honestly, what a day!
19:40I helped my mum pack up and it was so sad.
19:43Oh, I'm sorry.
19:44No, it's good.
19:45I mean, I came back to the Truman's and I was all...
19:47Oh, what have I done?
19:48What have I done?
19:49But then Yolanda made me some nice coconut chicken curry.
19:52And even though we barely know each other, it was...
19:54I mean, it was just fun, just chatting, you know?
19:57And it just felt right.
19:59Like, everything's gonna be all right.
20:04Sorry.
20:05I'm so sorry.
20:07It leaves me blowing on about happy families
20:08when things are so orcs for you and the slaters.
20:12Especially after...
20:13Anson.
20:16At least they're trying.
20:20Sorry, that sounded patronising.
20:22I'll get drinks.
20:27Wow.
20:28Truth hurts, doesn't it?
20:30No.
20:31He's just blabbering on because he wants to make a good impression.
20:34Yeah, but what if he's hit the nail on the head, though?
20:36I mean, everything that Kat's said in court,
20:37she can't just forget about that, can she?
20:40Stop it.
20:41You saw how Kat stood up for you from the whole pub?
20:45Yeah.
20:46Yeah, she used to do that, didn't she?
20:49Yeah, the slaters want me around.
20:51I just...
20:52I've got to believe that.
20:54Just do without Josh staring the pot.
20:56I love you.
20:59I love you.
21:01You're too good.
21:02You're too good.
21:03You can do that.
21:05You can do that.
21:08You can do that.
21:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:13Now, Miss Fowler.
21:17Yes.
21:18Yes, yes, bad girl dressed up in white.
21:23I think you've committed a foul.
21:27Oh, yes!
21:30Yes!
21:32Aye, aye!
21:33Jump away!
21:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
21:43What is that?
21:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
21:47Yeah!
21:48Yeah!
21:49All right!
21:52Now!
21:53Booker!
21:54Go!
21:56Chops!
21:58Yeah!
22:00Oh!
22:01Go!
22:02Go!
22:03Go!
22:05Go!
22:05Oh, it's taking us back decades.
22:08Feminism would be literally be turning in her brain.
22:11If God had wanted us to see that he wouldn't have created the Frigley.
22:15Yeah, I agree.
22:18Listen, do you think I should arrange that date with Ian?
22:22I mean, do you think he's, you know, he's a good guy?
22:26Honey?
22:27Honey?
22:27What?
22:29Yeah, where?
22:29Yeah!
22:30I mean, definitely!
22:31Yeah!
22:32Grab...
22:33Every opportunity.
22:35Grab...
22:37A ball by his horns.
22:39Well, you're right.
22:40Yeah, I should do that.
22:41I'm gonna find that ball and grab it by its...
22:44Well, I'm gonna look for Ian and watch.
22:48What the hell is the idea?
22:49Hmm?
22:50Huh!
22:51Oh, oh, oh, oh!
22:53Pick it out!
22:57Pick it out!
22:58Pick it out!
22:59Good grief, honey!
23:00Stop it!
23:02Ricky!
23:09Out!
23:10Out!
23:11Out!
23:21I'm going to nominate Mr. McClunkey for a mix of his staff.
23:27Oh, that on Mr. McClunkey.
23:28Yeah.
23:31Was that Harry's barn spiral on?
23:34There it was.
23:35Look out.
23:36Oh.
23:39And there's books.
23:41No, thank you.
23:44So, I've decided that you can take me out on that date that we discussed, and I'm free tomorrow.
23:50Right.
23:51Just a couple of little stipulations.
23:54Can I ask that you treat me like I deserve to be treated, and then you don't expect anything
24:00other than intelligent conversation and company in return.
24:03And if you're happy with that arrangement, you can pick me up at 7.30 tomorrow.
24:09Okay.
24:11Oh, yeah.
24:12Yes.
24:13You haven't ever cheated on a partner, have you?
24:17No.
24:19Well, that's good.
24:21Well, I'll see you tomorrow, then.
24:27What?
24:28What was I supposed to say?
24:38Well done.
24:41You look freezing.
24:43Yeah.
24:44Put this on.
24:45I'm all right.
24:46I'm all right.
25:15For my sake.
25:15I'm going to marry him.
25:16I'm pleased for you.
25:18I'm pleased for you.
25:31Good.
25:33I'm not saying second best.
25:35I am not settling.
25:38Ross loves me.
25:39He's going to look after me.
25:40He promised me that.
25:41Well, he said that, did he?
25:42You don't need to worry about me and Ross.
25:44You don't need to worry about me and Ross.
25:44We're going to be just fine.
25:46He presses my buttons.
25:49All of them.
25:50What?
25:51I'll never know.
25:55Do you know I watch you?
25:57You two and then I watch you.
26:00Watching me.
26:01Shut up.
26:02Tell me I'm lying, babe.
26:04Well, you think you can make me happier?
26:06A loser who gets his kit off just to feed his massive ego.
26:09What?
26:10Go on.
26:10Take that.
26:11I don't even want it.
26:12Yeah, well, I've seen it all before, mate.
26:14Why are you down here if I'm such a loser?
26:16Why aren't you indoors with Ross?
26:17Don't worry about it.
26:19I'm going.
26:20No.
26:21Please, please, please, please.
26:22One thing.
26:23Just answer one thing.
26:27When you are in bed by nine and he's pressing your buttons,
26:31tell him you ain't thinking about me.
26:36About...
26:38that night about what we did.
26:41Go on.
26:52Oh, can't I have one now?
26:57Come here.
27:03Yeah, I've got a spare safety key.
27:05I'm on my way over.
27:11Ross.
27:13Don't forget your phone, mate.
27:15What are you sneaking off to?
27:17I am going to find your sister
27:19and I'm going to tell her how much I love her.
27:23See you later.
27:24See you later.
27:24See you later.
27:24See you later.
27:35He's Ross.
27:41Vic!
27:45Vic!
27:46I can't do this.
27:47No.
27:47Vic, Vic, Vic.
27:55Yeah.
27:59I don't even know him.
28:00I know him.
28:01No, no.
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