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00:06Easter Bunny doesn't like people hitting.
00:08Yeah, I spoke to him. I'll call him now again.
00:11Hey, Easter Bunny, yes, I'm with Malik and Leon now.
00:14Don't believe him.
00:14Yes, no, Malik's being very good.
00:16Leon, um, what do you want me to say?
00:20Be good.
00:21Yeah, Leon's being good.
00:23No, no, no, he's not. He's not hitting anyone.
00:24He's being such a good boy.
00:26No, we're still on board for ten.
00:27Ten chocolates is good.
00:29No. Bye.
00:30It's all good. Sorted.
00:33Every evening in Australia...
00:35Oh, hang on. I'm coming back.
00:37TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:39What?
00:40Wrong. Very wrong.
00:41But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:43God, this is boring.
00:45My jaw hurts from laughing.
00:47I can't see anything.
00:48Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:52This is the best TV concept ever.
00:55This has been around for 23 seasons.
00:57Never heard of such ridiculousness.
00:59I guess people will watch anything for 23 seasons.
01:02This week, we checked out a mysterious UK drama.
01:06Curfew.
01:07All men can't go out after dark.
01:10This is a world we need to live in.
01:12Had a laugh with a new comedy drama.
01:14Steve Carell.
01:15Oh, I love this.
01:16I like this show.
01:19And dined out on the drama of all dramas.
01:23Maps, maps, maps.
01:24Drama, drama, drama.
01:25I can't handle this, dude.
01:27If they're happy, we don't want to see them.
01:36This week, Anastasia's back from Bali.
01:39Look, I'm still in Bali mode.
01:40Ooh.
01:41Ooh.
01:42I like that.
01:43My tan.
01:44Now I'm as dark as you.
01:46I know.
01:47Yeah.
01:47Look at you.
01:48Do you think I've lost weight in the heat?
01:50Heaps.
01:50Because the skull shirt that I've put on, the skulls must be broken anyway.
01:54This week on Netflix, their number one show returned.
01:57And it's the series that follows people on the autism spectrum.
02:01Oh, that guy's back!
02:02Yeah!
02:03As they navigate the confusing world.
02:06I'm dating.
02:07You know how maps have destroyed love for me?
02:10This show will do the opposite.
02:12Love on the spectrum.
02:14Judd, get out of the way.
02:15Love on the spectrum's on.
02:16No, he's getting a coaster.
02:17That's a good thing.
02:18And this season, we have some new hopeful singles.
02:21Hello.
02:22Hello.
02:23I'm Logan.
02:23Hi, Logan.
02:24Can you tell me about your dating history?
02:27Well, it has been zero.
02:31Oh, mate.
02:32You know I never had a boyfriend or girlfriend in primary school or high school?
02:35Bob was literally my first.
02:37It's been hard work.
02:39I describe myself as trying to be well-groomed.
02:42That's good.
02:42Patient.
02:43Great.
02:44Not lazy.
02:44Yes.
02:45And always punctual.
02:48Good qualities.
02:48Great qualities.
02:49I could use a few of his traits.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Absolutely right.
02:53Yeah.
02:53I want to be the person who follows the rules.
02:57Edgy.
02:57Wait, no, no, no, no.
02:58He's nervous, isn't he?
02:59We've got to build up his self-esteem.
03:01Maybe a little, like, makeover.
03:03Great idea.
03:04Um, I'm looking for a suit for my date.
03:07Oh, he's going to look so spunky.
03:09I can't wait.
03:09What do you feel about that colour?
03:10It's good, but I need something else.
03:13He needs to go a bit more flash.
03:15Okay.
03:15I agree.
03:16Fix the brother up.
03:17Make him look fly.
03:19Oh!
03:20Yeah, Logan!
03:21That's it, baby.
03:22James Bond eats your heart out.
03:24I feel like doing some dancing.
03:26His whole confidence has just grown.
03:28If the suit makes you want to dance, then that's the suit for you.
03:33Let's meet another hopeful single.
03:35Hi.
03:35Hi.
03:36My name is Emma.
03:37Hi, Emma.
03:38I've liked boys since I was three.
03:40Same, sis.
03:40And she's getting ready to meet one for a first date.
03:43Woo-hoo!
03:45Emma is meeting Austin.
03:46Hello.
03:47So you're on the spectrum too?
03:49I am.
03:50Yeah, very much am, and I'm proud of it too.
03:52Good on him.
03:53I think they're going to get on all right, those two.
03:55Do you do voices?
03:56I do do voices.
03:57He's finding common ground with her.
03:59I do a Donald Duck impression.
04:01Oh.
04:01Oh, let's go.
04:02Show us.
04:02Come on.
04:03Please give us your Donald Duck.
04:04All right.
04:07Ah!
04:08Very good, Emma!
04:09That was awesome.
04:11Why isn't he responding to her?
04:13Give her a compliment.
04:15Austin, come on, bro.
04:17Tell her she's doing a good job!
04:20Oh-ho!
04:21I don't think it's going well.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Suck it on, suck it on.
04:24All right, let's see who else is on the show.
04:26Hello!
04:27I remember her!
04:29Madison's back!
04:30Glad to be back.
04:31We're glad to see you back.
04:33I found love on the spectrum.
04:34Yay!
04:34Yes, you did!
04:35Woohoo!
04:36Tyler, who she's been dating for the past seven months.
04:39Remember him?
04:40She fell in love with that cowboy.
04:42It's my first Valentine's Day with a girlfriend.
04:45You just had your first Valentine's Day with a girlfriend.
04:49I did.
04:49It was very expensive.
04:50Oh, hello.
04:51Happy Valentine's Day.
04:52Happy Valentine's Day.
04:53Aw!
04:55These two are just divine.
04:58Oh, he's poured out the chair for her.
05:00How romantic is this?
05:01Take notes.
05:02Well, you got yourself a cowboy now.
05:04Hell yeah!
05:06And this cowboy brings gifts.
05:08Aw!
05:09Oh my goodness, my favourite colour M&M.
05:12That's so cool.
05:13That is really sweet.
05:15Madison, you are the song that my heart loves to sing.
05:18Look at him looking at her.
05:19I just want a man to look at me how Tyler looks at her.
05:23No, I want someone to look at me the way Madison looks at that gumball machine.
05:27Well, save some room because Tyler's prepared a special dinner.
05:30Is that McDonald's?
05:31Oh!
05:32Quarter pounder and fries.
05:33That is the way to a woman's heart, my friend.
05:35My favourite!
05:37He got her favourite meal.
05:39That's romance.
05:40That's what that is.
05:41Now, Matt, tell me the most romantic thing you've done for me in the last month.
05:45I brought all the shirts and all the clothes in because I came in before you.
05:50Did you put them away and fold them?
05:52Yeah.
05:52I mean, this is bare minimum behaviour right here.
05:54I've just given something.
05:56I know Madison's been fine, but I got one more surprise for you.
05:59Shut up.
05:59Is he going to propose?
06:00Is he going to propose to her?
06:01I wonder what this is going to be.
06:03Shut up.
06:03Shut up.
06:04Oh my God, everyone, quiet.
06:06No one's talking.
06:07I wonder if the question's going to be popped.
06:09Are you going to propose?
06:09He's going to propose to her.
06:11Are you ready?
06:11Is he going to propose?
06:12Yeah.
06:13Surely he's got to...
06:16No!
06:17Oh!
06:19How do you end on that cliffhanger?
06:21I think Love on the Spectrum is the best show on television.
06:24I just feel better after watching it.
06:26I know.
06:26Every time.
06:27I feel more lonely after watching it.
06:29Yeah, yeah.
06:29But great.
06:40In Melbourne, Kate and Millie Dalton are celebrating their birthdays.
06:45Happy birthday to you.
06:48Happy birthday to you.
06:50Happy birthday to you.
06:51Hey, did I pay for that?
06:52This week on HBO Max, we watch their new comedy series starring...
06:57Steve Carell?
06:58Oh, I love this man!
07:01Yeah, it's from The Office.
07:02I've been watching The Office again lately.
07:03It's so funny.
07:04Well, in this series, he's traded The Office for a university.
07:07Oh, yuck.
07:08There I am.
07:09Greg Russo.
07:10I don't love these readers.
07:12Yeah, that's you.
07:12He's an author who's come in to give a special lecture at a university.
07:16Correct.
07:16But what he's actually here to do is catch up with his daughter, Katie.
07:20That is my dad.
07:21Oh, her dad!
07:23Why is that like the biggest bombshell ever?
07:26I worked with my dad and it was the best time of my career.
07:28Well, Greg wants to make sure Katie's alright after separating from her husband.
07:32You know, the worst part is everybody keeps asking me what happened.
07:35What happened?
07:36You know that my husband left me to f*** the grad student, right?
07:40Yes.
07:42You're welcome.
07:42Mackin' on with the grad student.
07:45Whoa!
07:46Oh!
07:46We're in a bush with our dad.
07:47We're in a bush with our dad.
07:48Do you know what though?
07:49When I worked with dad for years, and I'm telling you right now, we had gossip sessions
07:52like this too.
07:53Why are we in the bushes?
07:54Who's that?
07:55I think this is the husband.
07:56It would make so much more sense to me if she was special in some way.
07:59Hmm.
07:59Honey, maybe what makes her special is on the inside.
08:02Don't say that!
08:04You turn around and you say, yes, she's ugly.
08:05If I was her dad, I'd go and say something big time.
08:09What would you say, man?
08:10She's special in some way.
08:13Why did you let my daughter down so badly in front of everybody?
08:16Hmm, deep.
08:17Well, Greg has plenty to say.
08:19Hello, gov!
08:20To Katie's cheating husband, Archie.
08:22I heard you're on campus.
08:23He looks like a pompous ass to son-in-law, doesn't he?
08:25I know why you're here, alright?
08:26You love Chekhov, right?
08:28He said, do you like Jerkoff?
08:30Yeah, I like Chekhov a bit.
08:31What'd he say?
08:32Don't you have that stupid first edition Chekhov book that you're so proud of?
08:35Can they stop saying Chekhov?
08:37Because I think they're saying something else.
08:38Tolstoy.
08:39There you go.
08:39First edition of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy.
08:43That thing would be worth millions of dollars.
08:45But if your son-in-law cheated on your daughter,
08:48I wouldn't be sitting there talking.
08:49I would have punched the shit out of him by now.
08:51Why did you cheat on my daughter?
08:52Yes!
08:54Katie has been humiliated and I think that you owe it to her.
08:56I love her.
08:58He's saying he loves his daughter still.
09:00Then what are you doing, man?
09:02I just, I got lost.
09:03Yes, no shit.
09:04Well, I think what happened was is he put his doodle into her.
09:08Yeah.
09:10Do you think she'll ever take me back?
09:12If you want to find out, you have to man the f*** up.
09:16Well done, Steve Carell.
09:18And the next day, Archie gets his chance when Katie turns up to his house.
09:22Ah, Katie.
09:23Here we go.
09:24Tape belts on everyone.
09:25There's nothing that you could say that would help me understand how you could do this to me.
09:30Good start.
09:31Trying to...
09:31Archie, that's when you get when those women on Dateline snap and poison their husbands.
09:35Because I have thought about killing you.
09:37I love you.
09:38I don't know what you say.
09:39Just say something.
09:40Say it.
09:41Man up.
09:42Seriously, don't be lost for words now.
09:45Shhh.
09:46What?
09:46What could he possibly have to think about?
09:48Well, it's something to do with his girlfriend.
09:50Sonny said she went to the doctors.
09:52Oh.
09:54Oh shit.
09:55She's pregnant.
09:56She's pregnant.
09:57Let's just see what happens.
09:58She's pregnant.
09:59Oh.
10:01Oh.
10:01Oh shit.
10:02What?
10:03Malacca.
10:03Please get out.
10:04This is my house.
10:05Get out.
10:06Do you know how long you're going to be?
10:07Get out.
10:08Babe, I want you to pick up every bit of glass and smash it on the floor.
10:12Come on, babe.
10:13Get creative.
10:13Get creative.
10:14Oh, this is my bread and butter.
10:15I could teach her some things here.
10:17Yep.
10:17One.
10:18One.
10:18One because you left me.
10:20She's going to wreck the book.
10:21Yes.
10:21Go for the book.
10:23Do it.
10:23Yes.
10:24Do it.
10:24Do it.
10:25Oh, she's burning his book.
10:27Warren, please.
10:28Yeah.
10:28Look.
10:28It's making her smile.
10:29It's making me smile too.
10:32Oh.
10:32It's not a real chimney.
10:35Oh.
10:35No, no, no, no.
10:37Let it go.
10:38Let it go.
10:38Let it go.
10:38Let it go.
10:40Oh my God.
10:43Oh.
10:45No, not the polyester cushion.
10:48Not fabric.
10:55Oh my God.
10:57She burned down.
10:58Is it hot?
11:02Oh my gosh.
11:04Oops.
11:06Well, that's getting even, I guess.
11:07Well, it's a lot better than killing him.
11:12Shoot.
11:15I like this show.
11:18What do you think?
11:19I like it.
11:20Would I watch it with a miss-o or what?
11:22I think so.
11:22Yeah.
11:23As long as you don't call her the miss-o.
11:24Okay.
11:25I'm really starting to like this.
11:26Because I can see myself burning down a man's house and then dad awkwardly standing next
11:29to me going, we'll fix it.
11:31But this is not great.
11:33I'm not angry.
11:34Just a bit disappointed.
11:35Bad choice, Juge.
11:47Adynthesine is VIDAES.
11:47Mate, my wife just has the biggest baby brain at the moment.
11:51Ha!
11:51She went to make us some banana smoothies last night.
11:55I tried it.
11:55I was like, what is this!
11:57Instead of frozen banana from the freezer,
11:59she's taken Yoshi's frozen chicken from the freezer.
12:03No!
12:05Chicken smoothie.
12:07At least you got your little hit of protein.
12:11Sunday night on 10, we caught up with...
12:14Survivor! Yes!
12:19You almost got to sing this with a little bit of 14-year-old boy.
12:24All right, where are we at, dude? You love this show.
12:27Well, this happened to Simon.
12:29Simon.
12:29Oh!
12:30Sockman got kicked out!
12:33Take out the top dog!
12:35And everyone in camp is thrilled about Simon's departure,
12:38especially Cameron.
12:39I am over the moon right now.
12:43Oh, my God!
12:44I love seeing someone from the area on this show.
12:47We did it, but I did it.
12:52He's our new town idiot.
12:54Well, the town idiot and everyone else are off to the next challenge.
12:57Where up for grabs is...
12:59A night at the IKEA retreat.
13:03IKEA retreat!
13:04Ooh, nice!
13:05IKEA!
13:06If you win, you get to put together some furniture.
13:09Where you'll enjoy a hot shower.
13:12That would go down a treat.
13:14Shampoo.
13:15Ooh, nice shampoo.
13:16I love IKEA!
13:18Swedish meatballs, hot dogs and a little cinnamon scroll.
13:22Stop it, you naughty boy.
13:23Righto.
13:24Time for the challenge.
13:25Go!
13:25Go!
13:27Oh, that's a lot of dirt.
13:29They'd want to get a hot shower after this and rush their fork out.
13:32Sandbag has to land on the podium.
13:34Oh, a bit of cornhole.
13:35Oh, ho, ho!
13:36Yes!
13:37Welcome to a 28-year-old's Bucks party.
13:39Your boys are good for this one.
13:40Well, let's see how Cameron goes.
13:43Hey!
13:44First go!
13:45Yes!
13:46Hey!
13:49Oh, my God!
13:50Cameron's gonna win this.
13:52If the music stops, it's in.
13:54Got it!
13:55Brother!
13:56Now he gets to go to the IKEA retreat.
13:58Who's he gonna take?
13:59Sally, you've been without a reward for the longest.
14:01Oh, my God.
14:02Keely.
14:02And the three head off to claim their prize.
14:05Hey!
14:05I've been hissing the Bucks parties back home, so I'll create my own!
14:10Oh, my God.
14:12It looks very IKEA, doesn't it?
14:13Wow.
14:14I've seen that mat at IKEA, actually.
14:15It is quite nice.
14:17Ladies, I'm about to get in the shower.
14:19Look away if you like.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:21There's lotion as well.
14:22I wouldn't be saying that out too loud.
14:24You've been by yourself.
14:25There's lotion here.
14:26I'm just gonna go over.
14:27Keely, could I ask you for a favour?
14:29What?
14:30Can you scrub my back for me?
14:31Hey!
14:32That's why he picked her!
14:35Enjoy that IKEA mattress.
14:37Then, the next day, it's time for an immunity challenge that sounds pretty simple.
14:41So, what do they have to do?
14:42Just balance the ball?
14:43Yeah.
14:44Whoa.
14:45God!
14:46Oh, no, no!
14:47Oh!
14:48They're going down fast.
14:49Oh!
14:50And it comes down to...
14:51Brooke, Keely, Cameron.
14:52Let's get it, girlies!
14:54Oh, my God.
14:55Shut up.
14:56There are my two girls right there.
14:58Shut up, Cameron.
14:59Brooke, I love you too, girl.
15:01Shut up.
15:02He's in there.
15:02He's in the brain.
15:03You get that necklace, honey.
15:06God, he's lost his mind.
15:07He's worse than you, Kate.
15:08Oh!
15:09God, I can't control my legs.
15:11Oh, Brooke's struggling.
15:12Don't listen to me, Brooke.
15:13Oh, she's slipping.
15:14Come on, Brooke!
15:16Oh!
15:17Oh!
15:18Brooke, no!
15:18Then there were two.
15:20Let's go, Keely.
15:21Shut up!
15:23Wow.
15:24She's zoned in.
15:25She's in a focus.
15:26She's in a trance.
15:28Well, if you had to listen to Cam, wouldn't you go into space?
15:30I actually really feel like an Ikea dog right now.
15:33So much.
15:34Oh, oh.
15:36Cracking jokes now, are you, Cam?
15:39Fall, fall, fall.
15:44Yes!
15:47Keely did it.
15:48That's why you stay in Pilates.
15:51Keely wins individual immunity.
15:54Cameron is going home here.
15:55Now vote him out.
15:57Well, let's find out.
15:58Oh, my God, it's raining.
15:59They've been there so long, they've entered the wet season.
16:03Cameron, Cameron, Cameron.
16:05Cameron.
16:06Yes.
16:07Cameron.
16:08Bye-bye, Cam.
16:09Cameron.
16:10Somebody give someone an umbrella, for God's sake.
16:13Look, he's soaking wet.
16:14They've been sitting there in the rain.
16:16It's Survivor.
16:17Eighteenth person voted out, and the fifth member of our jury.
16:21Cameron.
16:22He does!
16:23Cameron!
16:24Wow.
16:26Kaput, katut.
16:27Ah, not much is wanted, bro.
16:28I can't understand what you're saying, but bye-bye.
16:31I liked Cameron.
16:33Yeah.
16:33He was good value.
16:34He gave those two girls the night of their lives on Survivor, and he still got voted out.
16:39Yeah, but have you ever been around someone that talks over and over and over again?
16:42It's a punish.
16:42Yeah.
16:43We have.
16:45We have.
17:09Oh!
17:14Oh!
17:14after the surgery, so I slipped that on and showered.
17:17OK, but you know what this looks like, right?
17:19Like, do you know what that looks like?
17:22On Monday... Yes!
17:23We tuned into Channel 9 for... Maths, maths, maths!
17:27Drama, drama, drama!
17:28And if you think the series so far has been a...
17:30Shit show.
17:31Get ready for this.
17:32The very final dinner party... Yes!
17:35And it is a pivotal one.
17:36Rest in peace, Mel Schilling.
17:37Yeah, she died of cancer.
17:38How shocking is that?
17:40That was terrible.
17:41First to arrive, it's Philip and Stella.
17:43Hey!
17:44These guys have been in love since the very beginning.
17:47Aww.
17:47Actually, a happy couple.
17:49Then it's Rachel and Steven.
17:50Ooh!
17:51Oh, the finger.
17:52Cute for you.
17:52They're just glowing.
17:54So we've got two successful couples.
17:56If they're happy, we don't want to see them.
17:58OK, no more happy couples.
18:00What up?
18:02Aww, David's walked in alone.
18:05Don't worry, brother.
18:05There's plenty of other women out there that would jump on you.
18:08And some men too.
18:09Let's see how Danny and Bec are going.
18:13Are these two going strong?
18:14He told me he's falling in love with me.
18:16Is this real?
18:17We're great.
18:18We're great?
18:19Let's ask Danny if they're great.
18:20We heard the news that you're falling in love.
18:23I never said that.
18:24He was like, what?
18:25First time I've heard about it.
18:27They're breaking up the second the show's over.
18:28Probably some haven't even lasted that long.
18:32Oh, Scotty's on his own.
18:34It's certainly very unexpected.
18:35Unexpected?
18:36Who would have thought that these relationships with these really toxic people wouldn't succeed?
18:39Gia wanted to leave the experiment and then she went to Melbourne.
18:44Oh, Gia's left.
18:45Right, so she's gone for good or will she maybe come back?
18:47She always comes back.
18:48She never went to Melbourne.
18:51Found that she was drinking at a bar in Sydney.
18:53She never left.
18:55Oh.
18:55Told you.
18:56She said, have you got money?
18:57I only date guys that have money.
18:59She's a freaking gold digger.
19:00What's that kind of air song?
19:01She wants my money.
19:03You know that song from 50 cents?
19:05Anyway, speaking of Gia.
19:08What the hell is she come at?
19:10It's a little mermaid.
19:11Hi.
19:11Hey, bitches.
19:12Big hug from Bec.
19:14Are they best friends now?
19:15They're frenemies.
19:16They've got to go in the bathroom and Bec's going to say, this is what you do.
19:19You have to be here.
19:21I told you.
19:22What I just saw in there is poor Scott.
19:25I know you, poor Gia.
19:28Oh, she's changing the script.
19:30Know what you need to do.
19:31Take your microphone off.
19:33Out victim him.
19:34Out victim him.
19:35Who are these girls?
19:37What am I saying?
19:38I love you.
19:39I'm sorry.
19:40She's giving lines.
19:41What is she?
19:42Full PR consultant?
19:43If you can cry, Jack would be great.
19:45Oh.
19:46Oh my gosh.
19:48They're organising a fake cry?
19:50Of course so well.
19:51She's putting the Vicks under her eyes.
19:53Now wipe your bub.
19:53Come on, we'll go out.
19:55So guys, I'm going to actually say something.
19:57Here we go.
19:58Oh my goodness.
19:59Gia, I would like you to read what you wrote, please.
20:02Oh my god.
20:03She has more words than my PhD.
20:05I'll start for you.
20:06I'll start for you.
20:07I'll say it because I wrote it.
20:09Come on.
20:09She's like the acting coach.
20:11Like really egging her on.
20:12Dear Scott.
20:13Cheers, cheers.
20:14Oh, wait, wait.
20:16There's not a T.
20:17There's not a single T.
20:18Not only did I put my heart into finding someone.
20:20How would you fake cry?
20:21And you made me feel something that I haven't felt in a really long time.
20:27End scene.
20:29Clapped it.
20:30Do you like what I wrote?
20:33Gia, I actually wrote one too.
20:36Yeah, baby.
20:37It's my time to talk.
20:40Bec's like, we did not plan for this.
20:41Throughout this experience, I have tried to be the best man I can for Gia.
20:45I'm f***ing shaking.
20:47It's okay.
20:47Poor Scott.
20:48Bec's like, why didn't we think of the shaking?
20:51What now, Bec?
20:52Morally, we aren't aligned.
20:54No, she's really wrapped around that.
20:56That's it.
20:57That's the Bec sip.
20:58I'm sorry, but I'm done.
21:00Yeah.
21:00Good, good, good.
21:01What a note to leave on.
21:04Up yours, Gia.
21:05But Gia's not done yet.
21:06Do you love him?
21:07No.
21:08Yep.
21:08Oh, shit.
21:10Fire for it.
21:11Is she going after him?
21:12Oh, no.
21:13Run.
21:13Run, brother.
21:14Please don't hug her make up.
21:15Please don't hug her make up.
21:16I'm sorry.
21:17Scott, don't believe her.
21:18Don't let her manipulate you any further.
21:21I'm sorry, too.
21:22What?
21:23I've never in my life chased a man.
21:25Walk away.
21:26I can't handle this, dude.
21:27I am so in love with you.
21:28Is it just words?
21:29I don't know.
21:30She's convincing me that it's real.
21:31No.
21:32Don't be sucked into that Venus flytrap.
21:34I literally came back for you.
21:36Don't fall for it.
21:37I'm falling for it.
21:38I've seen too much.
21:39Oh, Scott, for God's sake, grow a pair.
21:42Here, have these.
21:43I can't do this anymore.
21:45I've got a nice Greek girl for you, Scott.
21:47Look at Faye.
21:48Can I have a hug?
21:49Because I'm going to go.
21:50Is he younger than you?
21:51Oh, my God, Anastasia, you need glasses.
21:53Better glasses.
21:55Bye.
21:56Oh, wow.
21:57She's never seemed bothered by it.
21:59I feel like I've just got a massive weight off my shoulder.
22:01Brother, you dodged a bullet.
22:04That was so spicy.
22:05One of the best.
22:06It just gets better and better.
22:08I don't know how we can get crazy next season.
22:10And you know there's going to be a next season.
22:23What are we going to tell him?
22:23I've got some news.
22:26Sarah's pregnant.
22:28Nah, you're joking.
22:29No.
22:30With twins.
22:31No way.
22:32Twins.
22:34Oh, my God.
22:36Wow.
22:37When are you planning on telling me?
22:39Today.
22:39What the hell?
22:40On April Fool's Day.
22:41April Fool's Day.
22:47This week, streaming on 10.
22:49Oh, little babies.
22:51We're doing animal babies.
22:53That's right.
22:54We're watching...
22:55Parents.
22:56That's us.
22:57We're going to learn about animals being parents.
23:00Like me and mummy are parents to you.
23:02Who's the voiceover?
23:04Grasslands are full of food.
23:06It's David.
23:06David.
23:07It's David.
23:07The man with the golden voice.
23:09David Attenborough.
23:10He's back.
23:11And this episode is all about...
23:13Hey!
23:14David Attenborough.
23:15Are you only just figuring that out now?
23:17That goes late to the party.
23:18Just a bit.
23:19Anyway, this episode...
23:21Have I told you one of my favourite animals in the world are zebras?
23:23Well, you have now.
23:24Oh, can we just get on with listening to David, please?
23:27Yes.
23:28And here's our first parent.
23:31Aww.
23:32Oh, my God.
23:33What is that?
23:34A San Joaquin Kit Fox.
23:36That is a real cat dog, isn't it?
23:38Aww.
23:39The tall grass makes it hard for her to protect her five kids.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:45They're so cute.
23:47Oh, my goodness.
23:48Look at the little muffins.
23:50They're such fugly little things.
23:52It's like a chihuahua mixed with rabbit.
23:55Her kids are a constant distraction.
23:58Hey, Mum.
23:58Mum.
23:59Mum.
24:00Mama.
24:01Don't make me pull this car over.
24:03But she can't watch over her kids forever.
24:06It looks like it's a hunting animal.
24:08How do you know this stuff?
24:09Who taught you a lot about animals?
24:11My teacher.
24:12I thought you were going to go with your parents, but maybe not.
24:15As night falls, she's faced by a serious dilemma.
24:19She must find food for her kids.
24:23Oh, night cam.
24:24Oh, night vision, David.
24:25Look, they glow in the dark, Faye.
24:27No, because they've got the light on them.
24:29Oh.
24:30Alright, alright.
24:30Meanwhile, Mum heads off in search of food.
24:33Oh, risky.
24:34Yeah, and risky leaving these kids.
24:36These kids are ADHD-as.
24:38Her kids' unsupervised playtime has drawn some unfortunate attention.
24:44Uh-oh.
24:45Who's that?
24:47The coyote.
24:48Coyote.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:49They're going to die.
24:50He's hoping.
24:51Can we not be so negative?
24:53Returning home, the mother finds her family safe.
24:56Have you guys been asleep?
24:57Yeah, yeah, but you've been asleep the whole time.
25:00But something isn't right.
25:02Oh, she senses it.
25:03She feels it in her foxy waters.
25:13Oh, no!
25:15No!
25:17Hey!
25:18Oh, no!
25:19Got one!
25:20No!
25:22There's nothing she can do.
25:25Her remaining kits are scattered.
25:28Oh, no!
25:30Wait, did it die?
25:32Yeah.
25:35Look at Mama.
25:36She knows.
25:41Now I feel awful.
25:44Anyway, moving on to our new set of parents.
25:47Demoiselle Cranes travel over 3,000 miles to nest in Mongolia.
25:53Have a look at the mullet on this bird.
25:57Oh, they don't build a nest.
25:58They just lay an egg on the grass and they just sit down.
26:01Yep, and that could be a problem with the arrival of...
26:04Sheep.
26:05It's quite an ugly animal, are they?
26:07Oh, but they are delicious eating.
26:09Their clumsy new neighbours are more dangerous than they look.
26:12Oh, standing on the eggs.
26:14One hoof wrong and the eggs could be lost.
26:20It'd be like the Easter show built on steroids.
26:22One parent tries to redirect the herd.
26:27Oh, my God!
26:30But the sheep aren't taking the hint.
26:33Oh, she's protecting her eggs.
26:35Come at me, cuds.
26:37Which one do you want a piece?
26:38And the stakes have just got a little higher.
26:41Oh, yeah, of course now it hatches, doesn't it?
26:44Pop your head back in and wait another week, please.
26:46The parents have no choice.
26:48They must fight together.
26:51Oh, now Dad's there.
26:52Who's talking out of my missus?
26:54I'll come at ya!
26:56I'll call my brother!
26:57I'll call his brother!
27:00This is hilarious.
27:02It's working.
27:05See, babe?
27:06Don't worry, I've got us under control.
27:09Job done.
27:10Are you serious?
27:11Look how much grass there is.
27:13Paddings of it, Jared.
27:14Yeah, but the good grass is where the eggs are.
27:16That one little patch.
27:17That one little patch.
27:17And that whole mother's meadow.
27:21I don't know if I'll watch any more of that.
27:22It's hard enough being a parent,
27:23let alone watching how hard parenting is.
27:25Malik, if anyone comes for you ever,
27:27just know that I'll hang back and double kick them to the face.
27:31Okay?
27:31Even if it means my butt getting bitten.
27:50In Sydney, Mia continues chatting with her new friend.
27:53I've been talking to AI at the moment about sorting my diet out.
27:56And it said to me,
27:57Mia, respectfully, we are not going to trim down
28:00if we keep drinking a bottle of red every night.
28:02Oh, so you cut the wine?
28:03I cut the out.
28:04I don't need that!
28:06On Thursday night, we watched...
28:09Backroads.
28:09I love Backroads.
28:11That show on the ABC where we go to random country towns.
28:14And this week's random towns
28:16are on the Copper Coast in South Australia.
28:18I need alcohol for this.
28:19Backroads is off to join in the fun of the Cornish Festival.
28:22What's Cornish?
28:23Is that what you call the people who live in Cornwall?
28:25Yep, that's it.
28:26What is this festival about?
28:28It's a legacy of the thousands of miners
28:30who left a depressed Cornwall in the 1860s.
28:34From Ireland?
28:35No, Cornwall's in England.
28:36Okay.
28:37I can see this as a showcase of history and legend.
28:40Oh, look.
28:41All the kids get dressed up.
28:42What a time to be alive.
28:44Crowds are gathering for the Merry Maypole.
28:46They better dance faster.
28:47It's raining.
28:48And usher in the warm summer months.
28:50It's pissing with rain.
28:51Perfect.
28:51Exactly like Ireland.
28:53England.
28:54Well, they're the same.
28:54Same but different.
28:55Very different.
28:57Anyway, just a few kilometres away are the mines that gave the area its name.
29:01It was rich with copper.
29:03Oh, it's a copper mine.
29:05Yeah, because it's the copper coast.
29:06Boys as young as 10 work sorting through a ton of ore every shift.
29:11I thought it's illegal for children to work.
29:13Not back then.
29:13Not back then.
29:14I think kids should work.
29:15And from the 1860s.
29:17You would say that.
29:18This is the grim reality behind the picky boy kids.
29:21Oh.
29:21What's a picky boy mean?
29:23They're picking the copper.
29:24Look at that.
29:24That could be the back of your restaurant.
29:26They look happy.
29:27Look how happy they look in these photos.
29:30Anyway, now the festival's moved on to the local church.
29:33What are we making today?
29:34We're making pasties.
29:35I can't say I've ever had a pasty.
29:37Oh yeah, Cornish pasties.
29:38According to an old Cornish recipe.
29:41From Cornwell in Ireland.
29:43Still not in Ireland.
29:44Turns out today is a sellout.
29:47Is there nothing else to do in this town?
29:49Do you think they have television?
29:50They're on TV.
29:51They shouldn't be having TV.
29:52It was probably the first takeaway food, a pasty.
29:55Reverend June.
29:56June's grandparents and her eight great-grandparents were all Cornish.
30:01I like June.
30:02She's kept it in the bloodline like Lebanese people.
30:04They've all married their cousins.
30:06You're never too old to learn something different.
30:08I just want to learn what the hell a pasty is.
30:10It's just random crap put in pastry.
30:12Beef, potato, swede and onion and it's side crimped.
30:17Squeeze before and after.
30:19That's top crimped.
30:20What are we even watching?
30:22Now for the moment of truth.
30:24Yay!
30:24There we go.
30:25It smells good.
30:27They don't look very good.
30:28What do you reckon?
30:29They look dry as hell.
30:30You need a shit ton of sauce.
30:32I reckon you're top of the class.
30:33Oh, that's what I want to hear.
30:35Oh, teacher's pet.
30:37I think they're one of the unhidden gems of Australia.
30:39So would you rather a pasty over a sausage roll?
30:43Sausage roll.
30:43Pie or a pasty?
30:45Pie.
30:45Yeah, exactly.
30:46If I've had a pie and a sausage roll, I'm happy to have a pasty.
30:49Hello.
30:50Next, it's time to visit Lillian, who holds a special Cornish title.
30:54It's an honor to become a bard of Cornwall.
30:57What's a bard?
30:57A bard like a storyteller.
31:00I was made a bard in 1988.
31:03What in the weirdness?
31:04This is a cult.
31:05Yeah.
31:06The Cornish bards tap into its ancient roots.
31:09I don't see any people that look like us there.
31:12We'd probably get chased out of town.
31:15Are you prepared to keep Cornwall great?
31:19Anyway, the bards are keeping the Cornish language alive.
31:22Has you taken paleo melon ma?
31:25Paleo melon ma?
31:26Sounds like when I'm drunk.
31:27Methil I take.
31:29You watch the furniture, we'll start floating in a minute.
31:31Cornish rolls off Lillian's tongue so beautifully.
31:34I reckon my hairdresser would know that.
31:36You reckon?
31:37Because she's Irish.
31:38Oh, whatever.
31:39Back to Lillian.
31:40Would you like to learn some Cornish language?
31:42I'd love to learn some Cornish.
31:43I'd like to learn some Cornish.
31:44Miras.
31:45Miras.
31:46Miras.
31:47Deworth.
31:48Deworth.
31:49Knewitlawinda.
31:50Knewitlawinda.
31:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
31:52Slow it back.
31:53She made that up.
31:54Just teach him the swear words like everyone does when you learn a new language.
31:57Oh, you're a great teacher, Lillian.
32:00He's flirting with her.
32:01He's giving her a little flirt.
32:02It's not for the faint-hearted, but I'm up for the challenge.
32:05Dude.
32:06Pff.
32:06Church is just behind us.
32:08It is also the post office and the pub, so we can do the reception and the marriage
32:11certificate there as well.
32:12Let's go.
32:12How would you say cheers?
32:14Yah-hista.
32:15Yah-hista!
32:17Well done.
32:18Turn the cameras off.
32:20We're having a moment.
32:21The whole festival's really opened my eyes to what it means to be Cornish.
32:25We should go and visit them.
32:26They're in South Australia.
32:27We don't even have to go to Ireland.
32:29No.
32:31We definitely went down the back roads.
32:34I'll be sticking to the highway.
32:51I was getting these random notifications today when I was sitting at my desk and I went into
32:55Messenger and I started getting all these things from Facebook Marketplace.
32:58I don't know how, either when I'm drunk or sleeping.
33:02I've been providing interest in CPAP machines apparently.
33:06No, that's your body saying, I need a CPAP machine.
33:12Do you dislike the French?
33:14Yes.
33:14Do you detest cyclists?
33:16Yes.
33:16Yeah.
33:16Well, what about a cycling Frenchman?
33:18I could not think of anything worse.
33:20I'm Fred Cyriex.
33:22Oh!
33:22Fred!
33:23Remember it's with Ramsay and Gino?
33:26Well, Ramsay and Gino didn't say wee-wee to this one.
33:29Saturday on SBS Food, it was just the Frenchman cycling solo around Northern Ireland.
33:34Tour of the Fred.
33:35Hmm.
33:36Interesting.
33:36Very interesting.
33:37I would actually do a tour by bike of something.
33:40It's such a great way to travel because it's fast enough you're not bored by walking,
33:44but slow enough that you see everything.
33:46But you're so unfit.
33:48I'd get an electric bike.
33:49And Fred's cycling voyage begins in...
33:52Is that the Great Wall of China?
33:53Yeah, Bragan Island.
33:54It's the Morn Mountains, where we're just in time for breakfast.
33:57Good morning.
33:57How are you?
33:58How do I look?
33:59Oh, I'm a mammal.
34:00A middle-aged man in Lycra.
34:02Right.
34:02I'm off for breakfast.
34:04Oh, and we can see what you had for breakfast in those Lycras.
34:06I have to try the traditional Ulster Fry.
34:09Mmm.
34:10Ulster Fry.
34:11What is that?
34:11There you have it cooked and a lot of butter and oil.
34:13It's a standard big breakfast, bro.
34:15Come to Australia and get that on every corner.
34:17This is very nice.
34:18So hearty.
34:19Bro, that is the greasiest, dirtiest breakfast I've ever seen.
34:23He's gonna regret eating that halfway through the cycle.
34:26The yolk is very runny.
34:27No, it's not!
34:28He doesn't know what a runny egg looks like.
34:30If my dad could cook that, it shouldn't be on a cooking show.
34:32After this feed, he's not gonna be able to ride a bike.
34:34He'll need a sleep.
34:37I'd be unconscious.
34:38He's gonna fart his way up that hill.
34:41Well, cycling is thirsty work, so...
34:43I'm heading down to the small village of Kilowen
34:46to discover the making of Irish moonshine.
34:49Who doesn't love a bit of moonshine?
34:51Me!
34:51Excellent.
34:51You enjoyed the cycle.
34:52Yes, it was great.
34:53It was raining, then it stopped, and now it's raining again.
34:55Yeah.
34:56Four seasons in a day.
34:57No, Melbourne is four seasons in a day.
34:59Do not steal that from us.
35:00It is all we have.
35:01Time to sample the pochin now.
35:03Let you have a little bit to try it.
35:04Oh, the fact that it's clear makes me feel unwell.
35:06That's sitting probably about 63% or so.
35:1063%?!
35:11Oh, I can still fit it in my mouth.
35:13Yeah, it's lovely.
35:13No shit, it's 63%.
35:15Now back on your bike.
35:19How could he be riding after having 60% alcohol?
35:22He's crazy.
35:23It's warming me up.
35:24And to sober up, Fred pops into a local cafe for a spot of tea.
35:28Hi, how are you?
35:29Here, Dutch.
35:30Huh?
35:30Do you want a tattoo?
35:31What's he saying?
35:32Is he also drunk?
35:33You've lost me here.
35:34I don't speak Irish.
35:35Ours is speaking Gaelic.
35:36I didn't know they had their own language, you know.
35:38Did you know that?
35:39I never knew.
35:39From my hairdresser.
35:41So, when I came in, what did you tell me?
35:42I said, Gia-ditch, which means hello.
35:44Gia-ditch.
35:45Gia-ditch.
35:46And then you respond?
35:47Gia-smer-ditch.
35:48Gia's mum's a bitch.
35:49What is?
35:50Let's turn the TV off and go to bed.
35:52And sucker a blur.
35:53Learning Gaelic is also thirsty work.
35:55Oh, there he goes.
35:56Split the G, Freddie.
35:57Cheers, mate.
35:58God bless.
35:59Oh, she's gonna neck it.
36:00I think he's very good.
36:02Yeah.
36:02I'm gonna have a second pint, yeah.
36:04Oh, you've been cycling all that time.
36:05Have some dinner, man.
36:06Well, the next morning, Fred has a rendezvous with seaweed.
36:09So, what Jenna has here is called chococeratis.
36:13Are you gonna make some sushi or something?
36:14Oh, please no.
36:15What we do with this is, we macerate it.
36:17They waterate it?
36:18Did I hear right?
36:19No, you didn't.
36:20Get your mind out of the gutter.
36:21In some oils, and then we use it as a joint rub or a facial serum.
36:25How did they figure out that this was good for the skin?
36:27Just trial and error?
36:28Some parts of the ocean gave them rashes, but these ones were good.
36:30These are fine.
36:31And it wouldn't be an SBS food show without a bit of...
36:37Holy shit.
36:38I think you mean ooh-la-la.
36:39Ooh-la-la.
36:41Look at him.
36:41The guy's ripped.
36:43We'll see what he looks like when he comes out of the cold water.
36:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:45That's the real test here.
36:48Here we go.
36:50Nah.
36:50I reckon it was alright.
36:52Squint enough?
36:52It looks very cold.
36:54Well, nothing a warm bath won't fix.
36:56Oh my God!
36:57Oh my God!
36:58What in the Shrek?
37:00Yuck.
37:00It looks like shit water.
37:02What a way to end my trip into Moore mountains.
37:04It's like he's been on Survivor for 37 days and got in the bath.
37:07My skin is so soft and so silky.
37:10No, your skin is slimy.
37:12Yeah.
37:12It's gonna be finding seaweed for days.
37:14I can wait for what I'm going to discover next.
37:18There you go.
37:18Good old Freddy on the cycle.
37:20Around Ireland, a place we'll never visit.
37:26Really love to go to Ireland to see like the little, what are they called it?
37:30No.
37:31The Jack in the Pots?
37:32The leprechauns.
37:33Leprechauns.
37:34Do you know leprechauns are not real, Holly?
37:36What do you mean?
37:54This weekend we're going to do a surprise birthday present for our friend.
37:57We got him a fridge that is a vending machine.
38:00So you hit the button and it goes dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
38:04And then a stubby rolls out the bottom.
38:06His wife is gonna hate it.
38:11This week on Amazon Prime.
38:13Once again, I am standing on $5 million of real cash.
38:18Season two of Beast Games.
38:20Look, Malik, Mr Beast.
38:23Mr Beast.
38:24He's gonna be fine.
38:25He's like proper, proper, proper famous.
38:27Why are you calling him Mr Beast?
38:28Is he surname Beast?
38:29That's his name.
38:30I'm not being polite.
38:32Isn't he from YouTube?
38:33He has almost half a billion people watching his stuff on YouTube.
38:37And now he's making a game show.
38:38In the first episode of season two,
38:41100 strong players were pitted against 100 smart players.
38:44And half of them were sent home.
38:47Shut up.
38:48And episode two ramps up the stakes.
38:51Jeez, it's bright.
38:52Here we go.
38:53You've got the option to eliminate yourself and sub in one of the people from last season,
38:57but you get given 100 Gs.
38:59Oh my God.
39:00Ooh, 100 K.
39:02What the hell?
39:03All ten of them are ready and eager to take your spot in this competition.
39:07Let's see who's gonna sell their soul for money.
39:10I would give up for 100 grand like that.
39:11Barley, here I come.
39:13How's it feel to be back?
39:14Do you see the guy with the grey hair?
39:16He was the winner last season.
39:17He won $10 million in season one.
39:19Well, guess what?
39:20Let's bring back the winner.
39:22Oh my God.
39:23The guy that won $10 million is gonna have another chance to win another $10 million.
39:26Buddy, you're rich enough now.
39:28He's back!
39:30Oh yeah, he's got the stripper pants on.
39:32And after giving away another $900 grand...
39:34These newbies are just dropping like flies.
39:36..it was time to send home 50 more contestants.
39:39Oh, half of them are going.
39:40Yep.
39:41And the first game is...
39:43Bowls.
39:4418 of you are going to be playing dodgeball.
39:47Dodgeball.
39:48Until nine of you remain.
39:50This is easy.
39:51It's dodgeball.
39:52Well, it would be easy, but all the strong team contestants
39:55are sticking together to take out the brainy group.
39:57We're trying to get the smart people out first,
39:59so we have to spread out.
40:00Trying to get the smart people out.
40:03I don't like the alliance.
40:05Well, that's good.
40:05Because Akira, the assassin from season one, has other ideas.
40:12Oh!
40:13That was a ballsy move.
40:15Get it?
40:16I'm up.
40:17Akira's an animal.
40:19You can see why he gets his nickname.
40:20The strong alliance tries to prevail, but...
40:23Akira doesn't give a shit.
40:25Oh, Akira!
40:27Oh!
40:27Oh!
40:28Akira's not there to make friends.
40:30We're playing for $10 million.
40:32He got a bounty on his head now?
40:33I think Akira is finito.
40:35Akira, you are dead meat.
40:38Do Greek dancing, you'll dodge it.
40:41Do the zebekiko, you'll dodge it.
40:44Oh!
40:46They can't all miss.
40:47They sure can.
40:48But now one of you managed to hit him?
40:50They all missed him.
40:51What?
40:52I like this guy.
40:54Yeah, don't get too attached.
40:56Oh no, Akira!
40:57That's it, baby!
40:59How do you get hit like that?
41:00I move like a cat.
41:01You are very cat-like.
41:03After enough contestants are eliminated by Mr Beast's balls, it's time to play...
41:07Giant game of Twister?
41:10Nah, it's a game called Bluff.
41:11Bluff!
41:12But it doesn't really work.
41:13OK.
41:14So Mr Beast has a plan B.
41:16What's plan B?
41:17It's this mysterious wooden box.
41:20What's in the box?
41:21What's in the box?
41:23What's in the box?
41:23What's in the box?
41:24Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
41:26Not quite.
41:26It's a random contestant's number.
41:28Oh no.
41:30We're just doing lucky dip.
41:32Yep.
41:32And Mr Beast's box eliminates contestants until...
41:3670 players remain.
41:38And then it was...
41:39Time for the final game!
41:41Oh, this is one of the hardest ones.
41:46What's this one?
41:47This is the one where two teams have to build a 50-foot tower and race to reach a baton.
41:51Oh, so they've got to get the flag.
41:53Correct.
41:54You wouldn't be the designated climber.
41:56I would so.
41:56I know you wouldn't.
41:57I'd be like a grasshopper mill going up the side, like a mollusk.
42:02Come on, Johnny!
42:03Johnny!
42:04It's Millie.
42:07Someone give him a boost.
42:08Hey guys, Johnny caught up.
42:09Johnny caught up.
42:10Far out.
42:10They've still got so far to go.
42:12No joke.
42:13The sun is starting to come up.
42:15How is it the morning?
42:16How long have we been at this challenge?
42:18Oh my gosh, Ben!
42:20If he just stands, he could have it!
42:22How's Mr Beast just on his little scissor lift?
42:25Johnny!
42:25Do it!
42:26Uh oh!
42:28Johnny!
42:28What are you, the Statue of Liberty jump?
42:30It's now or never!
42:32Johnny, you're so close!
42:33Johnny, go!
42:35Come on, Red!
42:36He's going for it!
42:37Jump, Johnny!
42:38Go!
42:39Oh!
42:40Oh!
42:43Oh no!
42:44No, don't do this to me!
42:46Yeah!
42:49How can they finish an episode like that?
42:52You know what it's like?
42:53It's not fair.
42:53It's not fair.
42:54It's like you shave one leg and you forget to shave the other.
42:56I've done that.
43:14My mum used to keep all the Tooth Fairy like teeth that I used to pull out.
43:19Yes.
43:19Yes.
43:19Well, I cleaned the shed out.
43:22Hold on.
43:23That is disgusting but really kind of cool.
43:28You know what I should do?
43:30Necklace.
43:31Make your own baby tooth necklace.
43:34Who's the Tooth Fairy now?
43:39This week on Paramount Plus.
43:41Course language, violence, sex scenes, mature themes.
43:44That's all the good ones.
43:45We settled in for a new British crime series.
43:47Curfew.
43:48Who knows what the word curfew means?
43:50Get home at a particular time.
43:51Oh, okay.
43:53And the show begins with a fun night out on the town.
43:57Oh, girls night out.
43:59Sleep queen.
44:00Hi!
44:02How we doing, lad?
44:03Looking good, ladies.
44:04Where are they?
44:05Surface paradise.
44:07Oh!
44:08Kind of looks like it, doesn't it?
44:09No, we're in London.
44:10Why don't you come up here and pay us a visit?
44:12But chance.
44:13I said they're teasing them.
44:15Who's please just looking?
44:15Why is everyone watching them from their windows?
44:17What?
44:18Because in this dystopian society, men are required to stay home from 7pm to 7am.
44:23So all men can't go out after dark.
44:26Correct.
44:27Curfew.
44:28This is like us during COVID lockdown.
44:30Yeah, but this one's a little different.
44:31It's to protect women from blokes like this.
44:34Whoa!
44:34Oh, shit.
44:36He's out.
44:37What's he doing outside?
44:38Well, he's not supposed to be.
44:40I'm arresting you for breach of curfew.
44:42So they're rounding up all the guys breaking curfew.
44:45Like dogs, man.
44:46This is a world we need to live in.
44:49But things take a turn when the body of an unidentified woman is found.
44:53Oh, shit.
44:53We've got a murder.
44:54She's been hit repeatedly.
44:56Ooh.
44:57Oh, my God.
44:57Is that blood?
44:58I don't think it's chalky sauce probes.
45:00And Detective Pamela has come to investigate.
45:02Friends are tracking time of death anywhere between 10pm and midnight.
45:06Oh, curfew.
45:07Slap bang in the middle of curfew.
45:08Oh, shit.
45:09Who was out after curfew?
45:10Can't be a man because men are all locked up.
45:13But Pamela has her doubts.
45:14Only a man could have done that.
45:15So it was a man?
45:16Or was it a girl?
45:18I don't know.
45:19I'm so confused.
45:20But police have arrested a female suspect named Sarah.
45:23What?
45:24A female suspect.
45:25Oh, shit.
45:28And Pamela's tasked with gathering evidence, beginning with this guy.
45:31Who's this guy?
45:32Sarah's ex-husband, Greg Jackson.
45:34So they're going to look at the divorced husband as the first person?
45:37He didn't do it.
45:37In the first 15 minutes, if they bring someone in, it's not them.
45:40Look at you, you little crime buff.
45:41No, I'm a TV buff.
45:42Anyways, he does have some valuable information about an incident at Sarah's work.
45:46What is the incident at work?
45:49Oh, you're going to want to hear about this.
45:51Absolutely.
45:52Well, it all happened two weeks ago at the Women's Safety Centre,
45:55where Sarah works as a tagger.
45:57What's a tagger?
45:58Oh, she's the one who puts tags on their feet.
45:59Oh, so they've got trackers.
46:01I would love that.
46:02A little tracker on you, Matt.
46:04Just call farm my friends.
46:05What's that?
46:05A cowder.
46:06This will lock it permanently.
46:08Oh, so all men have to permanently wear this ankle bracelet.
46:12How do you get your socks on and off?
46:13Look at her cushion.
46:14And while she's tagging, a disturbance occurs.
46:16I wasn't there, of course, but my daughter, Cass, she told me all about it.
46:20Mmm.
46:21There's a daughter.
46:22What?
46:22Do you not hear me?
46:23I want to see you on the ground right now.
46:27Excuse me.
46:28Come on.
46:29Oh, she's leaving the safe unlocked.
46:31You need to calm down, sir.
46:32Calm down.
46:33He's probably waiting in the waiting area too long.
46:35It happens to the best of us.
46:36Oh.
46:38Whoa!
46:39She tased him.
46:40That'll calm him down.
46:42And while the commotion is happening, daughter Cass sneaks into her mum's office.
46:46Cass has got a mind of her own.
46:47Oh!
46:48The daughter's Nick Dakota.
46:50Oh, maybe the daughter set someone free who killed her.
46:52Plot twist!
46:54When was the last time you were at the Women's Safety Centre?
46:56Am I under suspicion?
46:58Do I need a lawyer?
46:59You tell me.
47:00Oh!
47:00Cass gave it to her dad.
47:02He can take his ankle bracelet off.
47:04He's the murderer.
47:05But then...
47:07Mr. Jackson, you're free to go now.
47:09No!
47:10He killed her.
47:12Bet you he's taking his anklet off.
47:18He's taking it off.
47:19He's on the loose.
47:20Not a great place to hide it in your car.
47:22No, it's not your Stanley mug.
47:24And Pamela is summoned to the police chief's office and told...
47:27The suspect's just confessed.
47:28Oh, wow.
47:29So she's the murderer.
47:31No, no, no, no, no.
47:31She didn't do it.
47:32She confessed.
47:33Yeah.
47:34A woman wouldn't do that.
47:35What?
47:36Pam really thinks it was a man.
47:37And in order to find out the truth, Pamela confronts Sarah in her cell.
47:41Because I know whoever killed that woman, it wasn't you.
47:44And I will do everything in my power to find out who did.
47:48Oh!
47:49She's covering for somebody.
47:50We've got the ex-husband.
47:52Or could be the daughter.
47:53Or was it somebody completely different?
47:55Hmm.
47:58This got so intense towards the end.
48:01I'm totally into it.
48:02Yeah.
48:02Like, I'm hooked.
48:03Is this true or is it just a movie?
48:05No, this is a...
48:06A show.
48:07Yeah.
48:07So, let me get this straight.
48:08It's not real life.
48:09Yeah.
48:09So, this doesn't happen in real life?
48:11No.
48:12Are you sure?
48:13Yep.
48:13Everybody needs this.
48:14That's what it means for me.
48:19Phones speaks to you to want.
48:22I hope he says that裡面 of God has loved it.
48:22Yes, thanks for letting him
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