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00:00Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank

00:02Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank

00:04Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank

00:07Appearing tonight on Blankety Blank is

00:10Alex Jones

00:13Nadia Jay

00:16Stephen Bailey

00:17Richard Ayoade

00:21Rasheen Conaty

00:22and Giles Brandreth

00:25Please welcome your host, it's me, Bradley Walsh

00:31Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Hello and welcome to Blankety Blank, the game show that's

00:39so old, Noah won an inflatable hot tub. It is now time to meet the gang. Hello, celebrities. Hello. I'll

00:47ask you, first of all, do you know each other? Any of you work together? You must have interviewed quite

00:51a few people, Alex. Yes, Richard, Rasheen, and of course, I know Giles very well.

00:57We've actually presented the one show together. Right. We have. Is that the one where I had to have the

01:02stick so that I could tell you to be quiet? You did? Yes.

01:06Stephen, first time on the show. Worked with any of our gang before? I haven't. These lot all do highbrow

01:11shows and I used to present a show on a farm where Kerry Katona chased a pig. Lovely.

01:18That's my level. That's French showpiece though. Am I right? I mean, you work downstairs from me and we just

01:23don't see each other. It was like, it's like revolving. Yeah. When you say Alex works downstairs from you, what,

01:27what, what is she? We're down in the print room. What is she doing?

01:30In the basement.

01:32Anybody else work together? Yes, I know Rasheen and Giles. I actually knitted that jumper for him.

01:40And my psychedelic loom. The truth is, he couldn't have done because this jumper is older than him. How dare

01:47you?

01:47I... I first wore this jumper on blankety-blank with Les Dawson in your role and indeed I accepted on

01:56the... I thought he was going to be here today. I'm a little bit disappointed.

02:01Because he was so delightful. He was so funny, so... He really was extraordinary. He was great, but here we

02:09are.

02:12I have to say, I have known Richard since he was a teenager and he is one of the most

02:17brilliant, literally, intellectually brilliant people I have ever met.

02:21And I've got to say, I've got to say, both you and Richard are wasted on this show. No.

02:27So, Giles is very kind to lie about that. But thank you. Right. Is anyone going to compliment me?

02:34Put your hands together for all the gang. Thank you so much.

02:37Let's bring on to our first pair of blankety-blankers. Here we go.

02:48APPLAUSE

02:51Very good. We have Jane and we have Darren. Welcome, welcome to the show. Jane, I'll come to you first.

02:58Tell us a bit about yourself. Where are you from? What do you do?

03:00I'm Jane. I'm a housewife from Cheshire. Oh, sorry, Derbyshire. Not Cheshire, I forgot.

03:07It's very easy to... Very easy to mix those up, to be fair. Yeah, yeah.

03:11I'm from Hertfordshire and I'm from Florida. Sorry.

03:15So, go ahead. Why did you get those mixed up? Do you mind me asking?

03:18I just like the lifestyle of the Cheshire ones better than mine.

03:22LAUGHTER Oh, OK, fair enough. Tell me what's happening in Derbyshire then.

03:26Yeah, it's... I'm just... into, er...

03:33Gold teeth. Gold teeth? Yeah.

03:36You're into gold teeth? Gold teeth, yeah. Do you have gold teeth?

03:39I have gold teeth. Oh, you have?

03:43What makes you love gold teeth so much? Oh, they're so smooth and...

03:47Oh, they're just lovely.

03:49LAUGHTER

03:51Did the teeth start falling out and then you put gold ones in,

03:55or did you take the teeth out and put gold ones in?

03:58Took the teeth out and put gold ones in. Wow.

04:01Good night, there's no messing with you, is there? No.

04:04OK, very, very good.

04:05And if you would... I'm dreading this question.

04:08If you were to win anything on Blankety Blank, what would you like it to be?

04:12More gold teeth, please. More gold teeth?

04:14Well, I think... I think we have that as a prize.

04:16I think we've got a load out the back, gold teeth.

04:18LAUGHTER

04:19What teeth are you missing to make the set, the gold?

04:22About 18.

04:23Oh, right.

04:24LAUGHTER

04:25You'd better be good on the show.

04:26Yeah.

04:26You've got a lot too.

04:28All right, well, I wish you luck, Jane, I really do.

04:30Thank you very much.

04:30There you go. Give Jane a round of applause.

04:33You're welcome.

04:35And we come to Darren. Welcome to the show, Darren.

04:37I know.

04:37Tell us a bit about yourself, where you're from and what do you do?

04:40I'm Darren. I'm a project manager and I live in Chatham.

04:43OK, what hobbies do you have there, Darren?

04:46I love to keep busy, go to the gym.

04:47I'm an avid swimmer.

04:49Right, very good.

04:50I swim every day.

04:51I've got webbed feet, actually.

04:52I think in the past life I might have been a fish.

04:55Right.

04:55Or an inbred.

04:57Oh!

05:02So your family...

05:04You're from...

05:05You're from a family of bakers, then?

05:08OK.

05:09Good, I'll clean that up neatly.

05:10That was great.

05:11Got us out of that.

05:12Got us out of that.

05:13Right.

05:13OK, we've got gold teeth and wet feet.

05:15It's all going on here.

05:17If you were to win anything on blank-a-blank, what would it be?

05:20I've always wanted a robot vacuum cleaner.

05:23Oh.

05:24And if it helps out with the housework, I find it so depressing.

05:27I was disappointed.

05:28I thought you were going to say, like, a large fish tank.

05:31I'd take a large fish tank, yeah.

05:33Do you have fish?

05:33No.

05:36All right.

05:37Well, look, Darren, I'll wish you luck.

05:38And I hope the pair of you get therapy very quickly.

05:41OK.

05:42Jane and Darren, everyone.

05:46All you have to do is match the missing blank with our celebrities.

05:49The one of those matches plays a super-match game,

05:51where the top prize on offer is a cheese and wine collection.

05:55Ooh!

05:57Yes, including a cheese and wine fridge.

05:59Not only that, we're throwing in a fermenter to make your own cheese.

06:04Ooh.

06:04That's a good prize.

06:06Bradley, what's the difference between the cheese and wine fridge

06:08and the fridge?

06:10Um...

06:11What you're offering is a small fridge.

06:15Hey, by the way, that is an all-with-a-cheese-and-wine fridge-y thing.

06:19Because you could go on to the grand final for an even bigger prize.

06:22But more on that later.

06:23I don't even know what that is.

06:24A what?

06:25A big fridge.

06:25A bigger fridge, yeah.

06:27OK, let's play blankety-blank.

06:28OK, here we go.

06:31I am going to read you both a statement.

06:33All you have to do is fill in the missing blank.

06:36Jane, you ought to go first.

06:37Please choose between A and B.

06:39Remembering some are more tricky than the others.

06:41Right.

06:42A then, please.

06:42A then.

06:43Right, A is for Jane.

06:44Here we go.

06:45All right.

06:45Giles Brandreth is almost the perfect pub quiz teammate.

06:50He's an expert on absolutely everything except blank.

06:55It's good, that.

06:56OK, now, Giles Brandreth is almost the perfect pub quiz teammate.

06:59He's an expert on absolutely everything except blank.

07:02What could that be?

07:04Put your lights on for me, please, when you're done.

07:07Lights on.

07:07Thank you very much.

07:08OK, here we go.

07:09Now, Giles Brandreth is almost the perfect pub quiz teammate.

07:13He's an expert on absolutely everything except Jane.

07:17Cookery.

07:18Oh.

07:23Right.

07:23He's an expert on absolutely everything, Al, except...

07:27Gold teeth.

07:28Great answer.

07:30Great answer.

07:31Nadia.

07:33Women.

07:39I like it, now we've got a game.

07:41Right, we really do.

07:42He's an expert on absolutely everything, Stephen, except...

07:45I said the Real Housewives of Cheshire.

07:48Oh.

07:49Yes.

07:50It sort of worked.

07:51I get it.

07:52Richard.

07:53Brevity.

07:54Yes, indeed.

07:55Yes.

07:56OK, Rasheen.

07:58Gold teeth.

07:59Had to be gold teeth.

08:00All right, Giles.

08:01I was torn between the truth and this answer I've given.

08:04Fashion.

08:06Oh.

08:07No score, Jane.

08:09Bad luck.

08:09No.

08:10That's a tough game.

08:10Yeah, that's not good.

08:12Darren, your go, mate.

08:13Are you ready?

08:14Yes.

08:14OK, here we go.

08:16Now, I think football would be way more entertaining if referees blew blanks instead of whistles.

08:31What could that be?

08:33Lights on, please, everyone.

08:35Light on.

08:36Oh, sorry.

08:37Thanks.

08:38Well done.

08:39That's it.

08:39Keep them in check, Giles.

08:42Balloons.

08:43I think football would be way more entertaining if referees blew blanks instead of whistles.

08:48Darren.

08:48Bubbles.

08:50Bubbles.

08:52Lovely.

08:54Alex, I think football would be way more entertaining if referees blew blanks instead of whistles.

08:58Well, I was going to go bubbles, but then I went balloons.

09:00Balloons.

09:01Bad luck.

09:02Nadia.

09:03Yeah, because of the colours.

09:04Balloons.

09:05Got it.

09:06Steven.

09:06I knew when Darren arrived that we had so much in common because I said bubbles.

09:11Very good.

09:12Lovely.

09:14Richard.

09:14It's like looking in a mirror.

09:16Bubbles.

09:17Well played.

09:19Rasheen.

09:20I think this would be nicer for referees to do.

09:23Yes.

09:24Kisses.

09:25Absolutely.

09:26Cute.

09:26And I think it would be more amusing for all of us if they blew raspberries.

09:31Yes, absolutely.

09:32Absolutely.

09:33Absolutely.

09:34All right.

09:352-0 to Darren.

09:36Jane, you're going first again.

09:38Choose A or B.

09:39I bet you have B, I think.

09:40You think?

09:40OK.

09:41All right.

09:41Just in case.

09:42Let's mix it up.

09:44Shh.

09:45Don't tell anyone, but I've joined a secret society.

09:49I have to wear a cloak and the secret handshake ends with me doing a blank.

09:56Read it again, please.

09:58Yes, of course I will.

09:59Shh.

09:59Don't tell anyone, but I've joined a secret society.

10:03I have to wear a cloak and the secret handshake ends with me doing a blank.

10:09What's actually going on, mate?

10:11Secret handshake ends with me doing a blank.

10:13What do I do?

10:14Yes.

10:15Yes.

10:15That's exactly it.

10:16Oh.

10:19Yes, you've got to try and get in Jane's mind.

10:21We can all get in there, though, to be fair.

10:23I think.

10:29I just found one of Jane's teeth.

10:30Oh.

10:33OK, lights on.

10:34Yeah, press the button.

10:35All right, here we go.

10:36Shh.

10:36Don't tell anyone.

10:37I've joined a secret society.

10:39I have to wear a cloak and the secret handshake ends with me doing Jane a...

10:43Thumbs up.

10:44Oh.

10:44Thumbs up.

10:47So good.

10:47What?

10:48Alex Jones.

10:48Don't tell anyone.

10:49I've joined a secret society.

10:51I've got to wear a cloak.

10:53And the secret handshake ends with me doing a...

10:56A moony.

10:57That's not me.

11:02Nadia?

11:03Oh, I'm sorry.

11:06That is a secret society, that, isn't it?

11:08Oh.

11:08Steven?

11:09I put a trump and then I thought Jane would never do that.

11:12So I said a shot.

11:14As in, like a short tequila.

11:16Richard Iawaldi in the secret handshake ends with me doing a...

11:19I feel quite close with this.

11:21Thumb war!

11:22Yes, a thumb war.

11:23I...

11:24Hang on.

11:25I'm not.

11:25Hang on.

11:26Hang on.

11:28OK, hang on. Hang on, hang on, everyone. VAR.

11:33How does it start?

11:35It's VAR, everyone.

11:36It starts with a thumbs up, doesn't it? That's how you start thumb war.

11:38Yeah, I think that's very tight if you don't give it to him, Bradley.

11:41Yeah, I'm not going to be happy.

11:44Bradley, this is no time to meditate.

11:47This is VAR, Rich.

11:49There's no-one there.

11:53OK, decision's been made, and it is...

11:56And no score.

11:59No score.

12:00No score.

12:01It's very unpopular in the room, Bradley.

12:04Now, then, keep you in the game, this must score.

12:06Here we go.

12:07And the super handshake ends with me doing, Rasheen, a...

12:10A little P.

12:13A little one.

12:15An inoffensive amount of P.

12:17Yes, inoffensive. Giles, please.

12:20A...

12:20Wink.

12:21Oh!

12:23Bad luck.

12:24Oh, I'm so sorry.

12:26Oh, Jane.

12:26There you go.

12:27I don't know what to say.

12:28Oh, no, it's terrible.

12:30Well...

12:31The least we can do is spray paint a gum shield for us.

12:34You are thrown to this super match.

12:36Come on, Darren, up you come.

12:38Good.

12:38Do a round of applause.

12:44Jane, I am sorry.

12:46I wish you well.

12:47You go back to Derbyshire with our blankity blank checkbook and pen, which you can melt

12:52down for the rest of your teeth.

12:53Go ahead and tell me if you feel that well.

12:55Jane, everyone!

12:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

12:59Super match game, super match game, super match game, super match game.

13:04Super match game, super match game, super match game, super match game.

13:08Now, welcome to the super match game, Darren.

13:11Now, we ask members of the public to fill in the blank to a two-word phrase.

13:14If you match one of those three top answers, you will win a prize.

13:17Take a look at this.

13:18Guess the third most popular answer and you will win £500.

13:22The second most popular answer gets you £750.

13:24And the top answer wins you our super match top prize.

13:27A cheese and wine fridge.

13:29Not any old fridge.

13:30Cheese and wine fridge, Richard.

13:31A cheese board.

13:33Not any old board, but a board that you can cut cheese on.

13:36Nice.

13:37A cheese and wine hamper.

13:38Plus a fermenter to make your own cheese.

13:41It's all about the cheese, really, isn't it?

13:43APPLAUSE

13:46I'll take the £500 down.

13:48To make things easier, you can ask three of our celebrities for help,

13:54but if you're not happy with their suggestions, you can make one of your own.

13:57Let's reveal the super match.

14:00OK, club, blank, club, blank.

14:02Right, out of our celebrities, who would you like to help you?

14:05Richard, Stephen and Alex.

14:07OK, Richard, Stephen and Alex.

14:09Right, let's do that.

14:09OK, club, blank, Richard.

14:11Club?

14:11Sandwich.

14:12Sandwich.

14:13Very good.

14:13Club sandwich.

14:14OK, Stephen.

14:16Tropicana.

14:17Oh, club Tropicana.

14:18Very good.

14:18Club sandwich, club Tropicana.

14:20Al?

14:20Clubhouse.

14:22Clubhouse.

14:23Oh, what a time.

14:23Club sandwich, club Tropicana, clubhouse.

14:25I think there are three very, very good suggestions.

14:28What do you think?

14:30Like Richard, my brain went straight to sandwich.

14:33Right, OK, fair enough.

14:34The third most popular answer for £500.

14:37See, it is club...

14:40Card.

14:41Oh.

14:42Second most popular answer for £750.

14:44Darren is...

14:46Club?

14:47Oh, Tropicana!

14:50I'm a secret genius!

14:53Now, for the cheese and wine fridge, the cheese and wine board, the cheese and wine knives, top answer is

15:01club.

15:02Got to be, surely.

15:03Has to be.

15:05Yeah!

15:05So much, yes!

15:07Oh, brilliant stuff.

15:08All right.

15:09There you have it.

15:10Congratulations, Darren.

15:11We'll see you in the head-to-heads.

15:13Darren, everyone!

15:16Brilliant.

15:19Let's bring on our next pair of blankety-blankas.

15:32OK, welcome, welcome.

15:35Welcome, Van and Hailey.

15:36Lovely to meet you both.

15:37Welcome, welcome, Van.

15:38I'll come to you first, just quickly.

15:39Tell us a bit about yourself.

15:40Where are you from?

15:40What do you do?

15:41So, I'm from Wolverhampton.

15:43Right.

15:43My day job is in IT, but in the night...

15:47You're an assassin?

15:50Well...

15:50I'm a Bhangra dancer.

15:52I'm a keen Bhangra dancer, so I teach Bhangra.

15:55OK, if you were to win a prize on blankety-blank, what would you like it to be?

15:58Ah, Bradley, honestly, I've always had the dream of having a red Ferrari.

16:03Oh!

16:05A red Ferrari.

16:07Yeah, well, look, I wish you luck with that.

16:09Any...

16:09And what about anything more realistic?

16:11If you were to...

16:11I mean, I mean, within sort of our grasp, what would you like?

16:14What would you like?

16:15Well, if that's the case, then a nice holiday in the Caribbean islands, maybe?

16:19Yeah.

16:20No?

16:20Have you seen this show, Ralph?

16:21OK.

16:24One more guess, then.

16:25One more guess.

16:26One more guess.

16:27OK, I'll be happy.

16:28I'll be happy with cheese.

16:29Cheese.

16:30Perfect!

16:31Good night, cheese!

16:33Cheese!

16:34That's what it's all about.

16:35Well done.

16:36That's what the show's about, Smashing Dreams.

16:38I know, it's great.

16:39Hayley, welcome to the show.

16:40Hello!

16:41Tell us a bit about yourself, where you're from, what do you do?

16:43So, my name's Hayley, I'm 23, I'm from Tunbridge, and I'm a waitress, barista and bartender.

16:49I'm like a triple threat in the hospitality industry.

16:51Very good, very good.

16:52Excellent stuff.

16:53APPLAUSE

16:54If you were to be a driver on Blank and the Bank, what would you like it to be, Hayley?

16:57I mean, I'd love to go to Thailand.

16:59If the price stretches that far, I'd love to go around Southeast Asia, but if he's not

17:03getting a Ferrari, then I very much doubt it, yeah.

17:06No, no, I understand.

17:07Do you like cheese?

17:08I love cheese.

17:09That's handy, isn't it?

17:09If the cheese is taken, there is a fridge going, though.

17:12LAUGHTER

17:13Perfect.

17:15OK, I wish you luck.

17:16Give them a round of applause, everyone.

17:20All you've got to do is match the missing blank for our celebrities.

17:24One of those matches goes through to our supermatch, where this is a prize and a half,

17:29a rockin' roller skating set, including full skating gear and a six-week skating course.

17:36LAUGHTER

17:38All right, don't forget there's an even bigger prize to come later on.

17:41Right, let's get cracking.

17:42Rana, you are first.

17:44Choose between A and B, remembering some of them are trickier than the others.

17:47OK, I'm going to go for A.

17:48A, it is.

17:49Right, here we go.

17:50Celebs at the ready.

17:51Alex Jones, you know, cannot get enough of the One Show theme tune.

17:55It's her ringtone, her alarm sound, and she sings it when she's blanking.

18:01There you are.

18:02Alex Jones, you can't, though, Al, can you?

18:04You can't get enough of it.

18:05Oh, I love it.

18:06The theme of the One Show.

18:07Yeah, you love it.

18:08It's her ringtone.

18:09I dream about it.

18:09So her alarm sound.

18:11And she sings it when she's blanking.

18:13What could that be, Rana?

18:15Can you sing it, Al?

18:39Um...

18:39Alarm sound and she sings it when she is Rana upper showering. Oh, it's a great answer

18:50Now I know you can't get enough of the one show theme tune

18:53I know it

18:53I know it's your ringtone on your phone and your alarm sound in the morning and you even sing it

18:58when you are

18:58Have you been spying Rana?

19:05Yeah, I was gonna put dancing but showering

19:09Steven

19:12Sleeping sleeping. Okay close, but no cigar Richard I awadie. I thought it was a rare Kate of you've already

19:18said it while she's blanking

19:23I've seen the show sometimes you do drift off

19:26Well, what's wrong?

19:28What was she?

19:30Stealing

19:32What are you saying?

19:34Well, no one would suspect

19:35Are you not a criminal?

19:36No one would suspect you if you were walking around the supermarket and you'd think oh, she'd just have a

19:39little sing-song as she fills her pockets

19:42It's a good ruse

19:44Giles

19:46Giles

19:51Giles

19:51Well played Rana, brilliant 3-0 to you thus far

19:54There we go now. Did you hear about the criminal who tried to rob a chip shop? He disguised himself

20:00as a blank

20:02Did you hear about the criminal who tried to rob a chip shop?

20:05Disguised himself as a blank

20:07What is that?

20:09Once you've done put your lights on

20:11All right now did you hear about the criminal who tried to rob a chip shop disguise himself as a

20:16fish?

20:18Fish

20:18Oh, thank you

20:24Because the clue was tried to rob a chip shop

20:27That doesn't exist. No chip shop in the world exists without fish in it

20:32Exactly

20:32Precisely

20:33Police turn up blend in

20:36Precisely

20:37So Hayley way ahead of you lot? I can tell that already

20:41Hayley I don't wanna put too fine a point on it

20:43You picked the wrong six celebs, girl.

20:45LAUGHTER

20:47Did you hear about a criminal trying to rob a chip shop?

20:50Disguise himself out as a...?

20:52Sausage and batter.

20:53Ah! Nadia.

20:55I went too specific.

20:57Snapper.

20:59Oh, hang on!

21:00Hang on! Hang on!

21:04Here's the fish!

21:06Here's the fish!

21:08Here's the fish!

21:11Here's the fish!

21:13It's a fish!

21:15It's a fish!

21:16Guess what? It's a fish!

21:18CHEERING

21:19Oh, Scott!

21:23Well played!

21:25Stephen

21:26tried to disguise himself as a...

21:28Cud!

21:30That is a fish!

21:31It's a fish!

21:33It's a fish!

21:36It's a fish!

21:37It's a fish!

21:40It's a fish!

21:45CHEERING

21:50Bradley, can I urge you to get in on the ground floor of this game fair?

21:54You've got to get in on the ground floor of this game fair.

21:56You've got to get in on the ground floor of this game fair format.

21:57It's a fish is a winner.

21:59LAUGHTER

22:00Yes.

22:01I want to peter this IP with you, Bradley.

22:03OK.

22:04We're in.

22:05It's a fish.

22:05It's very simple, the game.

22:07Is it or is it not a fish?

22:08Yeah, is it or is it not a fish?

22:10You've already got the dance.

22:11I said seagull because a seagull...

22:13LAUGHTER

22:14It's a fish!

22:15It's a fish!

22:16It's a fish!

22:18It's a fish!

22:18No, it's not a fish!

22:20It's a sky fish!

22:21Exactly.

22:21It's a sky fish!

22:23It's a sky fish!

22:24It's a good show, isn't it, Bradley?

22:26It's a sky fish!

22:26You say seagull, it's not a fish.

22:28It's a sky fish!

22:29But a seagull wouldn't look weird going into a chip shop,

22:31where a fish walking would be very weird here.

22:34LAUGHTER

22:36Whereas a seagull is entitled to go in,

22:39and just shoot it back...

22:40In fact, you would help the seagull with whatever it had,

22:43and just go, take it!

22:45It's not a fish!

22:46No sea!

22:47I said an owl!

22:48Oh!

22:50I just thought an owl would just sort of...

22:52You'd get so confused by being in the chip shop,

22:54it would get what it needed.

22:55Because when owls eat chips, they go...

22:57LAUGHTER

22:59LAUGHTER

23:01APPLAUSE

23:02Lovely stuff.

23:03Oh, very, very cool.

23:04OK, Giles.

23:06He has...

23:07Vinegar bottles.

23:08LAUGHTER

23:10Well, Hayley, you're behind, but only by one.

23:12OK.

23:12So you get to go first.

23:13Would you like to choose?

23:14I'm going to go with B again.

23:15Of course, why not B?

23:16Yeah, be lucky.

23:17Why not?

23:18Now, you cannot play with Nadia or Stephen,

23:21because you match them, all right?

23:23OK, here we go.

23:24Mrs. Walsh...

23:26Mrs. Walsh...

23:28My wife is mad at me because I keep using her...

23:32Blank.

23:34LAUGHTER

23:34What?

23:36Mrs. Walsh is mad at me because I keep using her...

23:38Blank.

23:39How long have you been married for?

23:41Oh, my God.

23:43LAUGHTER

23:44Well, we've been, like, 33 years now?

23:4633 years?

23:47No.

23:47Been married 28 years?

23:48And is your son married?

23:50No.

23:50Fantastic.

23:52No.

23:55APPLAUSE

23:55Here you can look up.

23:58OK, lights on.

24:00Right.

24:01Oh!

24:02Oh!

24:03Mrs. Walsh is mad at me because I keep using her...

24:06Underwear.

24:14Could have been anything, but I went for toothbrush.

24:18Toothbrush.

24:19Richard.

24:20I couldn't spell bazooka.

24:22So I put surface-to-air missile.

24:25LAUGHTER

24:28We're trying to keep Hayley in the game here.

24:30Rosine, please.

24:33Mascara.

24:34Oh!

24:34Oh, we've got one more.

24:36We've got one more to stay in the game.

24:38I wish you luck.

24:39It's all down to Giles Brandreth.

24:41I mean, sadly, it is down to Giles to keep you in the game or not,

24:44so if you go out, you can blame him.

24:46LAUGHTER

24:47If Cod and Snapper give you fish,

24:50I think nighty is an undergarment.

24:54APPLAUSE

24:54It's underwear.

24:56It's underwear.

24:57It's underwear.

24:57It's a wish.

24:59It's a wish.

25:00It's a fish.

25:01It's a fish.

25:02It's a fish.

25:02I tell you, 50-50, Bradley.

25:0450, you and me.

25:0550-50.

25:06I'll do all the fish research, Bradley.

25:09I just want 40%.

25:11OK, here we go.

25:13Oh, here we go.

25:16VAR saying it is not a fish.

25:20It is not a fish.

25:22It is not a fish.

25:22I'm sorry.

25:23It's a fish!

25:24Do you know what I mean, Bradley?

25:26It's such a good format.

25:27We were...

25:28LAUGHTER

25:28It is not a fish.

25:30I am sorry.

25:31Rana, come and join me.

25:32You're through to the supermatch, mate.

25:34Here we go.

25:35APPLAUSE

25:35Come on.

25:40Hayley, I am so, so sorry.

25:42You're not, though, are you?

25:44LAUGHTER

25:48Brilliant.

25:50OK, I am sorry.

25:51Hayley, you've been a wonderful contestant, but that's the way it goes.

25:56You go home with our love, of course, in a blankety-bank, cheque, book and pen.

25:59Hayley, everyone!

26:00APPLAUSE

26:12It's the time for the supermatch.

26:14We gave members of the public a two-word phrase.

26:16I'll set the filling the missing blank.

26:18Now, if you match any one of the top three answers, you will win a prize.

26:21Have a look at this.

26:23Guess the third most popular answer and you win 500 quid.

26:26Second most popular answer gets you 750 quid.

26:29And the top answer wins you our supermatch top prize.

26:31This rockin' roller skating set featuring two pairs of roller skates

26:35and bags to keep them in.

26:37Two helmets, two padding sets, two pairs of gloves,

26:41portable party speaker and wheels,

26:43plus a six-week roller skating course for two.

26:46That's all right.

26:47APPLAUSE

26:50I mean, we look good.

26:52All right, now, what you can do, right,

26:53you can, you know, utilise three members of our celebrity panel

26:56to help you with their suggestions.

26:58You don't have to take their suggestion.

26:59You might have one of your own.

27:00Think about it for a sec.

27:01Let's reveal the supermatch.

27:02Here we go.

27:03It is...

27:05HEAD BLANK.

27:07HEAD BLANK.

27:08All right, now, who would you like to have help from there?

27:10I'm going to take Alex Jones.

27:11Alex Jones, Al.

27:12HEAD...

27:12HEAD BAND.

27:14HEAD BAND.

27:15Nadia.

27:16OK, Nadia.

27:18HEADACHE.

27:19HEADACHE.

27:20HEADBAND.

27:21One more.

27:23Roshin.

27:24Roshin.

27:25Teacher.

27:26Headteacher.

27:27I think headteacher.

27:28Very good, headteacher.

27:30All right.

27:30What do you think?

27:32Headache.

27:33You're going with headache?

27:34Yeah.

27:35Oh, no.

27:35OK, let's start revealing.

27:36Shall we?

27:37In third place for 500 quid, we have head...

27:40BAND.

27:41HEAD BAND.

27:42AL.

27:43Second place, 750 quid.

27:45We have head...

27:48Lice.

27:49Oh!

27:50OK, here we go.

27:51For the top prize, the roller skating kit and everything.

27:54Head...

27:54HEAD BAND.

27:55HEAD BAND.

27:56HEAD!

28:01Unbelievable.

28:02Yay!

28:03Fantastic, mate.

28:04Well done.

28:04Congratulations.

28:05Absolutely brilliant.

28:06And now you get the chance to go through to the grand final.

28:10It's time for the head-to-head.

28:11Let's bring back Darren, everybody.

28:13Yay!

28:15HEAD BAND.

28:16HEAD BAND.

28:17HEAD BAND.

28:18HEAD BAND.

28:20HEAD BAND.

28:21HEAD BAND.

28:23HEAD BAND.

28:24HEAD BAND.

28:24Right, on your top there.

28:26Well done.

28:26Good for you, mate.

28:29Darren, welcome back.

28:30It's the head-to-head.

28:32Brilliant stuff.

28:32Now, I'm going to give you both the same two-word phrase

28:34to our celebrity panel.

28:42First person to match with a celebrity

28:44goes through to the grand final

28:46with a chance to win this massive blankety-blank prize.

28:51It's a royal flush, folks.

28:53Tonight's star prize,

28:54you could be winning an eco-composting outdoor toilet.

28:58Plus 100 rolls of recycled toilet paper.

29:04Is that a real thing?

29:07What do you do for on it?

29:08Do you have a garden?

29:09Uh, yeah.

29:09Great.

29:10Can you put an extra toilet outside in the garden?

29:12Why not?

29:12Darren, what about you?

29:13I live in a flat, no garden.

29:15Use the window box.

29:16Yeah, that's it.

29:18Are you ready?

29:19Don't forget, write it down.

29:20Keep it to yourself.

29:21Ready, slips?

29:22Yeah.

29:22Here we go.

29:24Blank star.

29:26S-T-A-R.

29:27Blank star.

29:32Okay, are we ready lights on everyone?

29:34Yeah.

29:34First one to get a match, hold up your card,

29:36you're through to the final.

29:37Here we go, gentlemen.

29:38Alex Jones.

29:39Blank star.

29:41Bright star?

29:42Yep.

29:44Yay!

29:45Okay.

29:47Go along the line.

29:48Nadia.

29:49Super.

29:50Superstar.

29:52Stephen, what did you put?

29:53Shooting.

29:55Richard.

29:55Shining.

29:56Shining.

29:57Rasheen.

29:57Pop.

29:58Pop.

29:58Yeah, Giles.

30:00Five.

30:02You're through to the final.

30:03Rana, up you come, mate.

30:04Here we go.

30:11Unlucky, Darren.

30:12Thanks for playing, mate.

30:13But you go away with the cheese and wine collection that you won earlier.

30:17And, of course, a blankity blank checkbook and pen.

30:19Darren, everyone.

30:21Rocking.

30:22Browning to the Raven,

30:24correctly dni,

30:25integrity diagnoses.

30:30Rova Rana.ns

30:31right. Congratulations,

30:33Rana, you are now playing in the grand final.

30:35You're going to pick one and only one of our celebrities to play alongside

30:39Then I'm going to ask you both the same question and if your answer matches theirs, you're going home

30:45With the outdoor eco toilet and toilet paper. That's a hell of a weekend

30:51Now we need to swap places and we can only do that in the medium of dance. Let's go. Yeah,

30:57okay, you ready three two one go

31:07Here you go. Can I have some moody lighting, please?

31:12Have a quick look who you'd like to play alongside go ahead. Do you know what Alex has done me

31:15good?

31:16So yeah, okay Alex now. This is how it works

31:18I will say the phrase you just think of it. Don't tell me the answer Alex. You know the form

31:23you've got to write it down

31:24Yeah, all right. Can I ask a quick question? Yes, Rana. Do you want the prize?

31:28Oh

31:33Here we go corner blank corner blank

31:39All right, tell me when you're ready. Oh, I'm ready ready. Okay, Alex Jones. Here we go

31:44corner flag corner flag

31:49Alex Jones corner

31:50I'm so sorry cabinet corner cabinet. It was

31:59He actually dodged a bullet. That's just a lot of

32:02That getting delivered to your house in the middle of a busy day

32:04Yeah, you know what you get the skating bundle. Yeah

32:08It's not absolutely of course a blankety blank check button pen pretty good work for a night. That's it Rana

32:14everyone

32:14Thank you so much

32:16And of course, thanks to our celebrities

32:18Alex Jones

32:21Nadia J

32:22Stephen Bailey

32:24Richard Ayoade

32:26Roisin Conaty

32:28and Giles Brandreth

32:30See you next time on blankety blank. Goodbye

32:32All right

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