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00:07From Studio 16 Rockabella Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11Mr. Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Chelsea Henry,
00:20Colby Turner, Constance Williams,
00:23musical guest, The Other Spyro,
00:26and featuring the legendary Roots crew.
00:2922, 36!
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:43Thank you! How are you?
00:47How you doing?
00:51Come on now, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots, Roots.
00:55I love you. Come on now.
00:57I love you.
01:02Oh, I love it. Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11You're here. You made it.
01:12This is it. This is the place to be.
01:16Hot show tonight, you guys. I'm excited about this.
01:19Chelsea Handler is my guest tonight.
01:23Plus, we have Sophie Turner.
01:27And from the new hit show, Heated Rivalry, Hudson Williams is here.
01:39Not to jump on the trend, but NBC announced that for the Winter Olympics,
01:43the U.S. men's hockey team is going to play shirtless.
01:45There you go. Come on now.
01:50Yeah, it's a show about hockey, and let's just say there's a lot of pucking.
01:59Backstage, Hudson said that he wants to reveal some stuff about the show.
02:05Yeah. And I was like, oh, I think you've revealed plenty.
02:08Yes, Heated Rivalry is huge.
02:10It's that show that Mike Pence watches while breathing into a paperback.
02:15Mother, mother, get in here.
02:17I read that Hudson Williams is from Canada.
02:22Today, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling were like,
02:24the sexy Canadian torch has been passed.
02:29I'm serious. Right now, there's 1,000 women outside 30 Rock.
02:32Like, you can call me Venezuela and take me whenever you want.
02:34Let's go.
02:40Some political news.
02:41Today, the Trump administration announced that their plan for Venezuela
02:44has three phases, stabilization, recovery, and transition.
02:48And to make it easy for Trump to follow,
02:51they made him a Domino's pizza tracker.
02:54Yep, stabilization, recovery, and transition.
02:57It's basically the same plan as building a dresser from Ikea.
03:01And now the U.S. is calling on Venezuela
03:03to end their relationship with Russia.
03:05Venezuela was like, um, seems more like a U thing.
03:09Meanwhile, Marco Rubio just told lawmakers
03:11that Trump wants to buy Greenland from Denmark.
03:14Yep, Trump's buying properties and seizing boats.
03:17He's pretty much playing Monopoly and Battleship.
03:20At this point, the only way to get Trump away from Greenland
03:23is convincing him that's where vegetables come from.
03:26Yep, Trump continues to talk about running Venezuela
03:28and taking control of Greenland.
03:30And you might not think that's what his voters elected him to do,
03:33but check out this interview we did with a Trump supporter
03:35right before he began his second term.
03:37This is real, yeah.
03:38Sir, you voted for President Trump.
03:40What are you hoping to see from a second Trump administration?
03:43Well, the two things that would most help my family
03:46would have to be launching a secret mission
03:48to depose the leader of Venezuela
03:49so we can control their oil reserves
03:51and buying Greenland.
03:53Of course.
03:54My true dream is that it'll rename the Gulf of Mexico
03:56the Gulf of America,
03:58but that's just me being selfish.
04:02That unbelief...
04:03That is un...
04:04He knows.
04:05He's got everything he...
04:06He knows what they want.
04:08Oh, my gosh.
04:09Well, guys, the president had a very busy start to the year,
04:12and if you had trouble keeping track of his schedule,
04:14don't worry.
04:15We've got you covered here.
04:16I'll break it down for you right now.
04:19Monday, meetings.
04:21Tuesday, speech.
04:23Wednesday, interview.
04:25Every time, fall asleep.
04:27Thursday, Greenland looking fine.
04:29Tell the whole world, this is mine.
04:31France is mad and says no way.
04:33We'll trade you, Chalamet.
04:35Take a break and watch TV.
04:37Check out heated rivalry.
04:38Change of spell for Russian baddie.
04:41OMG, it's me and Vladdy.
04:42Golf and tan, then kidnap guy.
04:44Epstein stories say bye-bye.
04:46Seize their cocaine, do not try it.
04:48I like coke, but only diet.
04:50Golf sleep, tan sleep, nice siesta.
04:52RIP my bestie, Vecna.
04:54Tan sleep, let's invade ASAP.
04:56But first, I'll take another nap.
05:10We'll get this today.
05:12RFK Jr. announced new dietary guidelines,
05:14which urge Americans to eat less sugar.
05:18RFK Jr. said,
05:19Today, our government declares war on added sugar.
05:22And then a few minutes later,
05:23SEAL Team 6 captured Captain Crunch.
05:27The hat.
05:28You hear that?
05:30It's terrible.
05:32Get this to say that while RFK Jr.
05:34was announcing the new guidelines,
05:35his phone rang.
05:36Did you see this?
05:37This is true.
05:38And he had a pretty interesting ringtone.
05:39This is real.
05:40Watch this.
05:40We only released these earlier,
05:43two days earlier.
05:44I'm sorry.
05:51RFK Jr.'s ringtone is a quack.
05:55Even Dr. Oz told that.
05:57He's like, that's a little too on the nose.
05:58I'm just saying, that's a quack?
06:06You guys see this?
06:07Starbucks is replacing their popular holiday menu items
06:09like the creme brulee latte with new winter items
06:12like the caramel protein latte
06:14and the iced Dubai chocolate mocha.
06:16Some customers are happy about this
06:17while others are a little upset about this.
06:19To give us more background on this decision
06:21is our business expert, Tariq Trotter.
06:23Tariq!
06:28Thanks.
06:28Thanks, Jimmy.
06:29Whenever companies decide
06:31to change their menus,
06:32it can lead to tension with their customers.
06:34But to use an example,
06:36it's kind of like, you know,
06:37Shane and Ilya from Heated Rivalry.
06:40Much like Shane,
06:41Starbucks' sudden menu changes
06:43can feel all over the place.
06:45Hang on, Tariq.
06:46I got to stop you right there.
06:47What? Are you confused?
06:48I'm planning to dive into
06:49Starbucks' retail strategy.
06:51No, that's not necessary.
06:52I just think calling Shane's actions
06:54all over the place
06:55is simplifying things way too much.
06:57You're ignoring his anxieties.
06:58He's vulnerable.
06:59He's deeply human.
07:01Oh, give me a break.
07:03Ilya knows how to process his feelings.
07:05Shane only knows how to avoid them.
07:08Shane doesn't hurt Ilya because he doesn't care.
07:10He hurts him because he's scared.
07:12Don't give me that.
07:13Fear explains behavior.
07:15It doesn't excuse it.
07:16And you know that's true.
07:18You're ignoring Shane's career,
07:20his safety, his whole life.
07:21He's an MLH all-star.
07:22And you're ignoring Ilya's emotions,
07:26love, and dedication.
07:28Look, what about the tuna melt?
07:30Oh, sure.
07:32Oh, sure, Tariq.
07:34Act like Shane isn't trying to grow.
07:35He isn't putting in the work, right?
07:37Don't put words in my mouth.
07:39The Ilya was more blunt and cold on the outside,
07:42but on the inside,
07:43see, on the inside,
07:44he was open from the start,
07:45and Shane made him work for it.
07:47Shane loves him, too.
07:49Love.
07:50But sometimes...
07:53Sometimes love takes time.
07:55Love takes courage.
07:56What Ilya deserved from Shane from the start
08:00was honesty and transparency,
08:02not rash decisions,
08:03which is exactly what customers deserve
08:06from Starbucks!
08:15Guys.
08:20Hey, guys.
08:22Hey, Hudson.
08:23What's up, Hudson?
08:24Hey, Hudson.
08:25Hey.
08:27Please stop fighting.
08:29You're both right.
08:31Okay, cool.
08:31Thank you for solving that.
08:32Hudson Williams,
08:33that's right.
08:35That's right.
08:40Okay.
08:42Whew.
08:45Switching gears.
08:47I read that scientists think
08:48they may have found DNA belonging to Leonardo da Vinci.
08:52Ooh.
08:53Which means I'm one step closer to my dream
08:55of opening Da Vinci Park.
09:00Whoa!
09:01He's getting out of the cage!
09:02Let's go to the Dan Brown exhibit!
09:08I love you, Dan Brown.
09:09This is fun.
09:10The Consumer Electronics Show
09:11just kicked off in Las Vegas.
09:13This is really funny.
09:15And one company unveiled a shopping robot,
09:18a shopping robot that can grab groceries for you.
09:20Wow.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Let's check out the video of this in action.
09:42Let's check out the video of this in action.
09:42That's right.
09:42That's right.
09:43They invented my grandfather.
09:54I need the Oval team.
09:55Let me just take it, Grandpa.
09:57I'll meet you at the...
09:57Stay in the car.
09:59Well, this is interesting.
10:01Oklahoma has now overtaken Florida
10:03to become the new lightning capital of the U.S.
10:06Here to share his reaction is Steve Rollins,
10:08an Oklahoma native who has been struck by lightning
10:10over 47 times.
10:13No.
10:14Hey, Steve.
10:15No.
10:15Steve, turn your body.
10:16Turn your body.
10:17No.
10:17Yeah.
10:17No.
10:18The other way.
10:18There you go.
10:18Right there.
10:19There you go, Steve.
10:22My bad, Steve.
10:23No.
10:23My bad, Steve.
10:24No, no.
10:24You're Steve.
10:26I'm Jimmy.
10:27And together we are Captain Planet.
10:30Okay.
10:31Sure.
10:31So you're in the lightning capital of the U.S.
10:34and you've been struck 47 times.
10:36How has that affected you?
10:38Baked potatoes, Jimmy.
10:39And it's not even close.
10:44Well, you're certainly smiling a lot.
10:46You sure you feel okay?
10:48I've never felt better, Dad.
10:50Meow.
10:50Listen.
10:51I have good days and I have Brad days.
10:54But the doctor said my brain is 100%
10:57shu-wop, shu-wally-wally, yippity-boom-dee-boom.
11:00I'm a lucky man, and the important thing is
11:02when Jigglypuff wins that Oscar,
11:04I'll be right here doing the Macarena naked.
11:08We'll be right back with more Musketeers
11:11right after this.
11:12Hit it, Groot.
11:16Um, it's not a freeze frame.
11:19Oh, I know.
11:19I just freeze sometimes.
11:21Back to you, Mr. President.
11:23Okay, thank you.
11:23Steve Rollins, everybody.
11:24A man who was struck by lightning.
11:27There he is.
11:27No, he's waving the wrong way.
11:30He's waving the wrong way.
11:31That's all right.
11:32Why?
11:33He's doing that.
11:36Moving on.
11:37Finally, I saw that American Airlines
11:38just announced that they're launching
11:39free high-speed Wi-Fi for passengers.
11:42Yeah, Spirit was like,
11:43we also have free Wi-Fi
11:44when we fly close to an American Airlines plane.
11:47We have a great show.
11:48Chelsea Handler's here.
11:49Sophie Turner's joining us.
11:51From heated rivalry,
11:52Huston Williams is here.
11:53And we have great music
11:55from Gianna Sparrow.
11:56Stick around.
11:57We're doing something fun
11:58with Chelsea Handler
11:58when we come back.
12:00Come on, to the beat hall.
12:01Party happy people guaranteed
12:03to be like having a boy.
12:04I've never told anyone this before,
12:06but you know that Cars for Kids song?
12:08Yeah?
12:09That was my wedding song.
12:11I've never told anyone this before,
12:13but I'm going to throuple
12:14with the guys from heated rivalry.
12:16Oh, my God.
12:31This is so fun!
12:33I love it.
12:33Thanks for skiing with me, Chelsea.
12:35I'm sure, Jerry.
12:36I can't believe we're finally doing this.
12:38What?
12:38You mean skiing together?
12:39No, that I'm actually skiing
12:41with clothes on.
12:42All right, yeah.
12:43Hey, wait.
12:44Is this the right slope?
12:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
12:46Don't go down here.
12:47This is a bunch.
12:47Black Diamond!
12:49Oh, no!
12:52Well, since we're obviously
12:53not going to survive this,
12:54I should probably get
12:55a few things off my chest.
12:57I've never told anyone this before,
12:58but you know that Cars for Kids song?
13:01Yeah?
13:02That was my wedding song.
13:04I've never told anyone this before,
13:06but I'm in a throuple
13:07with the guys from heated rivalry.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:12I have a chest tattoo
13:13of a third nipple,
13:15but you can't see it
13:17because it's on my second nipple.
13:19A lot of people don't think
13:21I like kids, and it's not true.
13:22I hate them.
13:24I actually invented
13:25the Choco Taco first,
13:27but mine failed
13:28because it was called
13:29the Vanilla Tortilla.
13:32I had a talk show once,
13:33and then I realized
13:34it's the lamest job
13:35you could possibly have.
13:42I once called my teacher mom,
13:44and I called my mom teacher.
13:46And I called my dentist neighbor,
13:47and I called my neighbor dentist.
13:50I have sex dreams
13:51about David Hasselhoff
13:52every single day!
13:56My best friend's name
13:58is Potential Spam.
14:01When I said
14:01I wanted to go ski with you,
14:03I was lying.
14:03I thought I was texting
14:04Jimmy Kimmel.
14:05Oh, no!
14:07Oh, no!
14:08This is it!
14:08Hold my hand, Jimmy!
14:10Hold my hand!
14:10Oh, my God!
14:13Oh!
14:16Wade, we made it.
14:20I can see the loud from here.
14:22Oh, my God,
14:22that wasn't so bad at all!
14:24Yeah, let's pretend
14:25this never happened.
14:26You got it, buddy.
14:27Whoa!
14:28Whoa!
14:291-8-7-7-4!
14:32For good!
14:32Hey, hey, hey!
14:33Oh, my God!
14:34You're going to be!
14:36Oh, my God!
14:37Oh, my God!
14:37Oh, my God!
14:40Oh, my God!
14:42Oh, my God!
14:47On your lease!
14:48Where do I go?
14:49You, let's go face-to-face.
14:50Okay, perfect.
14:51I didn't know
14:52what was happening.
14:53This is the best it gets.
14:56Okay.
14:56Carson, get through this.
14:57Yeah, I know.
15:08Our first guest
15:09is a Grammy-nominated comedian
15:11and a seven-time
15:13New York Times best-selling author.
15:15Her new stand-up tour
15:16is The High and Mighty Tour,
15:18and tickets are on sale
15:19now at ChelseaHandler.com.
15:22Please welcome Chelsea Handler!
15:33That's what I'm talking about!
15:34Yes!
15:36I love you!
15:38Hi, guys!
15:38Ah!
15:39Come on!
15:40I'm a dad!
15:42Ah!
15:43My goodness!
15:44Chelsea Handler,
15:44welcome back
15:45to The Tonight Show.
15:46Oh, my God!
15:46I'm so happy
15:47we finally got to ski together!
15:48I know, finally!
15:49Thank you for...
15:50What a dream come true!
15:51Thank you for doing
15:51that sketch with me, too.
15:52I appreciate it.
15:53It's my cherry.
15:54Ah!
15:56It's indoor skiing.
15:57Oh, thank you.
15:58Yes, yeah, of course.
15:59Yes, yes, yes.
16:00You told me
16:00that you just went to Antarctica.
16:02I went to Antarctica.
16:03I was looking for some ice.
16:04I was in Europe over the summer,
16:06and they don't have any ice
16:07in the cocktails in Europe.
16:09What's wrong with everybody?
16:11There's nothing worse
16:11than getting a vodka soda
16:12and two ice cubes.
16:13I agree.
16:14So, anyway,
16:15the ice is melting in Antarctica.
16:16I wanted to go down there
16:17and grab some
16:18before it's all gone.
16:19And so, there was
16:20a psychedelic cruise
16:21going to Antarctica.
16:23And I was like,
16:24well, these are combining
16:24two of my biggest passions,
16:26ice and psychedelics.
16:27Wow.
16:28So, half of the boat
16:29was researching psychedelics,
16:30and the other half were on them.
16:32And I was in the second group.
16:34Okay.
16:35All right.
16:35Okay.
16:36But you were telling me
16:37backstage that you brought
16:38someone that you met in Vegas.
16:40Oh, yes.
16:40Yeah.
16:40This is a great story.
16:41So, I met this guy in Vegas.
16:43I mean, I have a residency in Vegas.
16:44I perform there once a month.
16:45That's the schedule I like to work.
16:47And I go,
16:49and I gamble after my shows, right?
16:51I always bring my girlfriends,
16:52and we gamble.
16:53And I give everyone money
16:53because I'm forcing them to gamble.
16:55So, I want to provide them
16:56with the money.
16:57And they lost my money.
16:58So, I had to go back
17:00to the casino the next night
17:01to win back the $3,000
17:02that my friends had lost.
17:04And I went into the casino,
17:05and I just sat down at a table.
17:07And there's a guy sitting at the table
17:09that I went and sat down with,
17:10and he's wearing a cowboy hat.
17:11And he's got lots of chips,
17:12like thousands of dollars of chips.
17:13I said, sir,
17:14I'm going to need to borrow $1,000.
17:16And I said,
17:17I'll start winning, probably,
17:19and then I'll pay you right back.
17:20So, he gave me $1,000.
17:22I did start winning.
17:23I paid him back.
17:23And then I paid him back twice.
17:25You know, like, I was, you know,
17:26I was interest, whatever.
17:27Then I won my money.
17:28And then the table was popping.
17:30Like, we were having a blast.
17:32I was splitting twos
17:34against kings and winning.
17:35Everyone was coming over, playing.
17:37Anyway, I leave.
17:39I get my money back.
17:39I make my money back.
17:41Like a responsible person,
17:42I go home to my bed.
17:44I mean, to the hotel, to my bed.
17:45And then the next morning,
17:47I was getting the text from this guy.
17:49And he's like,
17:49hey, I had a really fun time
17:51with you last night.
17:52Like, I like your vibe.
17:53Let's, when can we see each other again?
17:55And I was like, listen, I'm off.
17:57I said, he goes, where are you going?
17:58I'm like, I'm going on an adventure.
18:00He's like, I like adventures.
18:01So, I sent him the link
18:02for the trip to Antarctica.
18:05And then he came to Antarctica.
18:08That's cool.
18:10That's, wow.
18:11I was like, whoa.
18:13I like that.
18:14I like a big move like that.
18:15And then you better follow it up
18:17with some other big moves.
18:18You know what I mean?
18:19I think so, yeah.
18:20Yeah, well, he's in the green room right now.
18:22So, he's listening.
18:23So, yeah.
18:25He's super cool.
18:26Yeah, thank you.
18:26I loved him.
18:27Yeah.
18:28I want to talk about your new tour.
18:29By the way, your last one was fantastic.
18:31I love your special.
18:32This is the High and Mighty Tour.
18:34Congratulations on this.
18:35What are you...
18:39What are we discussing on this tour?
18:41We're discussing...
18:42Well, we're going to...
18:42Listen, we're going to be discussing
18:45a lot of my adventures.
18:47I've been on a lot of adventures this year.
18:49I've now been to every continent.
18:50I've now had sex on every continent.
18:54And I've now...
18:55And I have a lot of wisdom
18:57to share about my travels.
18:59And I love...
19:00One of my passions is, you know,
19:01I love microdosing LSD, MDMA,
19:04whatever really you have.
19:05And I love to spread that kind of sunshine
19:09around the world.
19:10You know, I bring drugs into foreign lands.
19:13And I give people who I think need the medicine,
19:16the medicine.
19:16You know, like, I feel like I'm a healer,
19:18like a shaman.
19:19A healer or a dealer?
19:22A shaman.
19:23You say healer.
19:24I say dealer.
19:25You say dealer.
19:25I say healer.
19:26You're a shaman?
19:27I'm like a shaman.
19:28I want people just to be happier than they are.
19:30The world is a very ugly place.
19:32And I really think I can help.
19:34Yeah, come on.
19:35Yes, yes.
19:36You can.
19:37So I just, you know,
19:38I go to...
19:40I get to travel all over the world for this.
19:42And then I had a really fun experience
19:44in Mallorca a couple of years ago.
19:47There was this older couple.
19:48They were in their 80s
19:48and they were walking past my house in Mallorca.
19:51I have a house there that I bought years ago.
19:53And I...
19:55And they were just...
19:56The way they were holding each other's hands
19:57was really sweet, you know?
19:59And I stopped them.
20:00I said, what's the deal?
20:01And they were like,
20:01we were celebrating our 50th wedding anniversary.
20:04And I was like, whoa,
20:05I can't imagine, you know,
20:07being married to someone for 50 years.
20:10That's incredible.
20:11I could see something special about you guys.
20:13I said, I have a couple kayaks here.
20:15If you want to borrow the kayaks,
20:16I'd love to be part of your anniversary
20:18in some capacity.
20:19And they were like,
20:20oh, we would love a kayak ride.
20:22And they got into the kayak
20:23and then in my pocket,
20:24I had a little LSD.
20:25And I said,
20:27have either two of you...
20:28I obviously asked them
20:29about their health history
20:30because I'm a medical practitioner.
20:33And I said,
20:34have either of you...
20:35I'm not.
20:36And I said,
20:37have either of you had any heart issues
20:39or strokes or anything?
20:40You did not give people LSD.
20:42I said, it's a microdose.
20:43It's a tiny microdose.
20:44I said, listen,
20:44you don't have to do it,
20:45but if you want to do it...
20:47They said,
20:48we're having a really good night.
20:49I'm like,
20:49it could get better.
20:51And so I gave them the microdose.
20:53I forget about these people, okay?
20:55I go out.
20:56I hang with my friends.
20:57I'm on my terrace
20:58the next morning at 7.30.
21:00I saw these people at 9.30 at night.
21:027.30 in the morning,
21:03I see this kayak coming into my house.
21:05And I'm like,
21:06that looks like my kayak.
21:07And then the couple gets out of the kayak
21:10and they're waving to me.
21:11And I'm like,
21:11hey, you guys.
21:12And then they came upstairs.
21:14I opened the door to my terrace
21:16and the man said to me,
21:17he goes,
21:18hey, you told me that we couldn't...
21:21And I told you
21:22that we were having a great night
21:23and you told me
21:24you could make our night better.
21:26And guess what?
21:26You did.
21:27He said,
21:28we sat...
21:29He said,
21:30we sat in an alcove
21:32for the last 10 hours
21:33talking about
21:33the most beautiful memories
21:35we've ever had in our wedding.
21:36We talked about our children.
21:38He said,
21:38we renewed our vows to each other.
21:40And then the woman looked at me
21:42and she put her hands on my face.
21:44It was so sweet.
21:45And then she put out her hand
21:47and said,
21:47do you have any more LSD?
21:52Am I a healer?
21:53No, you are a healer.
21:56I'm healing.
21:57You're nothing but a healer.
21:59Chelsea Handler, everybody,
22:00for tickets to her
22:00high and mighty tour.
22:02Go to ChelseaHandler.com.
22:05Sophie Turner joins us after the break.
22:07Stick around, everybody.
22:20What if you could just, just,
22:22just make yourselves a great?
22:25Our next guest
22:26is an Emmy-nominated actress
22:28who stars in the new series
22:30Steel,
22:31which begins streaming
22:31January 21st
22:33on Prime Video.
22:34Please welcome
22:34Sophie Turner!
22:40Why don't we steal a long way?
22:44Why don't we steal a long way?
22:46That's Sophie Turner!
22:47Look at that love!
22:48Look at that love!
22:49Why don't we steal a long way?
22:52Into the night!
22:53Come on!
22:54That's the one!
22:55Come on!
22:56That's how you do it!
22:58That's a movie star!
23:00Come on, bud.
23:01I love you.
23:01Sophie Turner, welcome back.
23:03Happy New Year!
23:04Happy New Year!
23:05Yeah!
23:05I actually have a New Year's gift for you.
23:08You don't have to bring me gifts.
23:09You are the gift.
23:10Oh, stop it.
23:10Don't bring me.
23:11What gift did you bring me?
23:13Well, so, in the UK,
23:15I mean,
23:16we don't really have
23:17any proper New Year's traditions
23:18other than getting, like,
23:19completely wankered.
23:20Yeah.
23:21America has that tradition, too.
23:22I know, I have.
23:23It's so fun.
23:24That's why we get along so much.
23:26Exactly, yeah.
23:26Um, but, in Scotland,
23:28they do have a tradition.
23:30Yeah.
23:30It's called First Footing.
23:32Okay.
23:33And it's kind of like
23:34being a really Santa.
23:36They bring you coal.
23:39So, I brought you some coal.
23:41It's to give you good luck
23:42for the New Year.
23:43I feel that.
23:44I feel that.
23:44Yeah.
23:45Oh, but why do they give coal?
23:48Just to teach everyone a lesson?
23:49No, no.
23:50It's a symbol of warming your home
23:53for the New Year.
23:53So, I brought you some Scottish coal.
23:56Are you kidding me?
23:57I'm going to frame this.
23:59From Sophie Turner.
24:00I love you.
24:01I really love this.
24:03I hope this keeps you warm.
24:04This is a special gift.
24:05I wish I had something for you.
24:06I don't.
24:07What the hell?
24:08Sorry.
24:08I'm so sorry.
24:08But I will get into,
24:09I want to talk about your new series,
24:11Steel.
24:12I want to talk about big news.
24:13You're going to be Lara Croft
24:15in the new Tomb Raider.
24:16Come on.
24:17What are you talking about?
24:19What are you talking about?
24:21What?
24:23Bang!
24:25And is Phoebe Waller-Bridge
24:26involved in writing it?
24:28Yeah.
24:28Talk to me about this.
24:29Where is this?
24:30Where am I going to see this?
24:31You're going to see it on Amazon Prime.
24:33Yes, okay.
24:35In a while,
24:36because we haven't started shooting yet.
24:37But are you training right now?
24:39I've been training since February last year.
24:44So, I feel like I could probably
24:45beat you up right now.
24:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:48But could you show us anything?
24:50You know, I was thinking about it,
24:51but I'm wearing a skirt,
24:52and I don't want to flash the punani.
24:55So, but...
25:00Punani!
25:01This is one of those shows right here.
25:03Tonight is one of those shows.
25:05I know, Chelsea really bombed that for me.
25:06Chelsea really opens the eyes.
25:08She opens the whole door.
25:08But I was thinking about, you know,
25:10something that we could do,
25:11and I thought my thumb strength
25:13is really, really,
25:15it's good.
25:16So, I thought we could have...
25:17Don't even dare.
25:18I thought we could have a thumb wrestle.
25:20You ready?
25:21Are you serious?
25:22Do you want this smoke?
25:25Yeah.
25:26Because, yeah.
25:27You're going to get the fire.
25:28Wait.
25:29I have a fun fact for you.
25:31Yeah.
25:31In France,
25:33they call a thumb a pouce,
25:35so we could have a pouce war.
25:38You're going to get me in so much trouble.
25:41I'm not having a pouce war with you,
25:43but I will have a thumb war with you.
25:45Okay, great.
25:45Ready for this?
25:46Yeah, I'm ready.
25:47Oh, man, you're going to regret this.
25:48Okay.
25:49One, two, three, four.
25:50I declare a thumb war.
25:52Bow.
25:53Bow.
25:54Curtsy.
25:54Curts.
25:55Never heard this.
25:55Shake hands.
25:58Ready?
25:59I've never heard this.
25:59Go!
26:00Go!
26:02Are you kidding?
26:05Come on!
26:10I don't like losing!
26:13I don't...
26:14You very are.
26:15You're very strong,
26:16your thumb strength.
26:16Oh, thank you so much.
26:18Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
26:18I lift weights with my thumb.
26:20Like that.
26:21Like that.
26:22Yeah.
26:22Let's talk about Steel.
26:23This is another big hit you're going to have.
26:25It's a big heist thriller.
26:26There's so many twists in this, by the way.
26:28Oh, my gosh.
26:28Starts first episode.
26:30Great, great twist.
26:31And then there's like three or four good whammies.
26:33I know.
26:34Do you like those shows?
26:34Do you watch the thriller, scary kind of shows where you're like,
26:37you don't know what's going to happen?
26:39No, I just watch, like, Real Housewives.
26:42That's kind of the same thing.
26:44That's kind of the same thing.
26:45There's a lot of twists and turns.
26:46Yeah.
26:46Salt Lake City, man.
26:49That's the jam.
26:50Salt Lake City.
26:51Come on.
26:51Shake hands.
26:52Shake hands.
26:54How do we set up that?
26:55How do we set up Steel?
26:57How do we set up Steel?
26:58Steel is a high-octane heist thriller.
27:01It's about two co-workers, Zara, who I play, and Luke, who my friend Archie Medecquay plays.
27:08And we're at a dead-end job in a pension fund management company.
27:12God, it's really hooking you now, isn't it, girl?
27:13Oh, but then, but then.
27:15But then.
27:18Something happens.
27:18Big heist happens.
27:19Big heist happens.
27:21And scary.
27:22And then we really can't say anything else.
27:23No, that's perfect set up.
27:24That's it.
27:24Because get ready.
27:25You'll watch that, and then something will happen at the end.
27:28And it's worth it.
27:29It's so worth it.
27:30It's so worth it.
27:30I want to show everyone a clip.
27:31Here's the great Sophie Turner in Steel.
27:33Take a look.
27:34This is Luke.
27:36He works with us on the trade processing.
27:38Nice to meet you, Martin.
27:40So, this is it.
27:42Trade processing.
27:44Jewel in the crown of the operation system.
27:47On my first day on the job, the person who showed me around told me that every day you
27:51spend in operations is a day of your career you've wasted.
27:54And also your life.
27:56Yeah, that is me.
27:57Yeah, I thought I'd pass it on.
27:59Um, thanks.
28:01No worries.
28:02A trick of the job is...
28:04Not to die of boredom.
28:07Whoa.
28:08Ooh.
28:09Sophie Turner, all six episodes of Steel, begins streaming January 21st on Prime Video.
28:15We'll be right back with Hudson Williams.
28:17Stick around, everybody.
28:34Our next guest is a talented actor who stars in the show Heated Rivalry.
28:42All episodes are streaming now on HBO Max.
28:47Please welcome Hudson Williams!
29:07Heated Rivalry.
29:09Come on, now!
29:11Yes!
29:15Hudson, welcome to the show Heated Rivalry.
29:19Yes.
29:20Yes.
29:22Not subtle.
29:23It's...
29:26One of the biggest shows in the world right now.
29:30And congratulations on this.
29:31Is it sinking in, how big this show is?
29:34No, no.
29:35No, no, no, no.
29:36It's all very just, like, I kind of just turn into a deer in headlights every time.
29:41Really?
29:41Um, these freaks outside.
29:47Yeah, they're great.
29:48Yeah.
29:50They've waited all night.
29:52Yeah.
29:53So I'm not used to that.
29:55Not used to that.
29:56Do you remember the last job you had before Showbiz?
29:58Yes.
29:59The old spaghetti factory.
30:01Oh, yeah!
30:02Yeah.
30:02I love old spaghetti factory.
30:04Yeah.
30:04A lot of sourdough bread being served and spaghetti being dropped.
30:09Bad reviews being left.
30:11Were you good?
30:12No.
30:13Okay.
30:13At all.
30:14Okay.
30:15Really?
30:15I was pretty good at managing the amount of tables I had, but the thing that I was kind
30:19of poor at was, like, if I'm not feeling a smile, I can't put one on.
30:24You know, and that's not very Canadian, so they kind of...
30:26Oh, yeah.
30:27Yeah.
30:27They don't like that.
30:28Here you are.
30:29You star as Shane Holland.
30:36You guys look pretty...
30:37You guys are looking pretty hot.
30:41Looking pretty good looking there.
30:43Cozy.
30:44Yeah.
30:44Now, your characters play hockey rivals, but, spoiler alert, you also become lovers.
30:51Yeah.
30:51Yeah, yeah.
30:52Things get pretty steamy.
30:54Have either of you read the book when you auditioned for this?
30:58No.
30:58We didn't even know about hockey smut and romantic.
31:03We didn't know that it existed.
31:05That's so funny.
31:06But I was reading the book, like, as the audition process went along, and it was way too long.
31:11You know, it took way too long for me just to get that call.
31:14So, by the time I got the call, I was like, finally, and just kind of, good.
31:17You're like, this, I am this character.
31:19Yeah, I better get this.
31:21I've been standing in character this whole time.
31:22Yes!
31:23Yes.
31:23I have my hockey stick.
31:24Yes!
31:25And my intimacy garment.
31:28What's the intimacy garment?
31:30They call it a sack.
31:33I think the proper...
31:35This is the most bleeping we've ever done on the history of the tonight.
31:38No!
31:38Every guest.
31:39I hope that Sienna doesn't do something.
31:43Oh, yeah.
31:43She'll be good.
31:44She'll be proper.
31:46She'll behave.
31:47So, they call it a blank, blank.
31:49But they call it a modesty garment.
31:51But by the end, they just gave up on any of them.
31:53But what, basically, it's just, are you wearing anything else?
31:56No, which is awful.
31:58It's truly just...
31:59That's really getting to know you.
32:00It kind of grabs the berries.
32:02Don't you have to do that.
32:03Yeah, yeah, I got you.
32:05Oh, my gosh, yeah.
32:06Like, it's kind of like, you kind of...
32:08Yeah, there you go, yeah.
32:09It's kind of like a motion you have to do, or you kind of have to...
32:11Yeah, I understand.
32:12To get into it.
32:13Okay, yeah.
32:14So, you have intimacy, coordinator, and all that stuff.
32:16And then the whole backside, you know, there's a...
32:18No, no, I...
32:19...is out.
32:23I can imagine.
32:24I can imagine.
32:25Your characters are supposed to be competing with each other and rivals.
32:29Is it tough to act like that when you're friends in real life?
32:32Yeah, yeah.
32:32That bit actually is one of the harder elements,
32:35because we just became besties right away.
32:38Oh!
32:40I mean, it's great.
32:42Yeah.
32:42Have you perfected...
32:43Can you do a Russian accent?
32:44This is perfect Russian accent.
32:46Oh, my God.
32:47Wow.
32:47Wow!
32:50And I will say that Heated Rivalry has already been picked up for Season 2.
32:54Come on!
32:56Congratulations on that.
32:58Is there anything at all you can tease about this season?
33:03There are some meanies.
33:05Ooh.
33:05There are some big baddies.
33:07Ooh.
33:08Well, not...
33:09Well, yes, but no.
33:10Uh, and they have to...
33:14If Season 1 is, like, an internal battle, Season 2 is more of an external battle.
33:19Wow.
33:20I like that.
33:21And they all die.
33:22Yeah.
33:23You were telling me that you learned a little bit of hockey.
33:26We were talking backstage.
33:27The basics of hockey.
33:28But I was wondering if there's anything you could teach me here to...
33:31Uh-huh.
33:32Yes.
33:32Um, I could show you a stretch.
33:35It's very...
33:37It's, uh...
33:39Maybe...
33:39Okay.
33:40So you're gonna...
33:41Okay.
33:42So this is basically 90% of where I was filming.
33:46But, um, it's like...
33:49It's here.
33:51No, no, no.
33:52We don't need music.
33:53Where do I go?
33:54On your lease.
33:55Where do I go?
33:56You...
33:56Let's go face-to-face.
33:57Okay, here, perfect.
33:59I didn't know what was happening.
34:01This is the best it gets.
34:02Okay.
34:03Carson, gonna do this.
34:04Yeah, I know.
34:05Wide arm, Jimmy.
34:07Wide arm.
34:07Jimmy.
34:08Yes.
34:08You have to stretch your hips.
34:09I doubt your hips are being stretched.
34:11Oh.
34:11Oh, sorry.
34:12I didn't know what was happening.
34:13I didn't see what's happening here.
34:15Yes.
34:15Am I doing it?
34:16Yeah, and then there's actually a thing where you can do...
34:19Wait, why are you getting up and I'm still stretching?
34:21If, like, you need a smooth...
34:22If we go over here...
34:23No, I don't want to do anything else.
34:25This is my...
34:25This is...
34:29Can I go here?
34:30Yeah, sure.
34:31Okay.
34:31There's one that the hockey players do.
34:33All right.
34:34Hi, Mom.
34:36Um, and...
34:36This isn't the music you want to hear.
34:38Some sports music.
34:40And then you do kind of like this.
34:43Oh, my God.
34:46All right, ready?
34:47Let's go.
34:47One, two.
34:48Let's move it together.
34:48Okay.
34:48Here we go.
34:49Ready?
34:54I want to do a play for his Hudson Williams in heated rivalry.
34:58Take a look at that.
35:00We will be seeing each other a lot?
35:04Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
35:11Oh, my God.
35:37I want to do a play for my husband.
35:38No.
35:39No.
35:43That's for Williams, everybody.
35:45Heated Rivalry is streaming now on HBO Max.
35:48We'll be right back with a performance from Sienna.
35:51Spyro. Stick around.
36:00Let's go!
36:04Our next guest kicks off the Visitor Tour in March,
36:08performing Die on this Hill.
36:10Please welcome Sienna. Spyro!
36:28Got me to stay, said that you need me.
36:34Stop, cause these words don't have a meaning.
36:39No, they don't.
36:43At least an eye tell me.
36:46And there'll be a day I'll be more creative.
36:51A poetic way.
36:54To say I'm not leaving to the world.
37:00Not to your face.
37:04Oh, I'll take my pride.
37:09Standing here for you.
37:12No, I'm not blind.
37:15Just seeing it through.
37:17You take my life.
37:21Just for the thrill.
37:24I'll take tonight.
37:27And die on this hill.
37:30I always will.
37:38I know that I love.
37:41Stop and impatient.
37:44But you wrote the book.
37:46I just took a page out to be loved.
37:52To be loved and nothing more.
37:55And you kept your word.
37:58And you kept your word.
37:59Do you want a medal?
38:01The way that someone lives this world.
38:05Is all just level.
38:07It's to me now.
38:09Oh, to me now.
38:16I'll take my pride.
38:19I'll take my pride.
38:20To stand here for you.
38:22Now I'm not blind.
38:25Just seeing it through.
38:27If you take my life.
38:30If you take my life.
38:31Just for the thrill.
38:34I'll take tonight.
38:37And die on this hill.
38:40I always will.
38:45I'll be here the whole night.
38:48I'll be here cause I can.
38:51Yeah, I know you don't care.
38:54I know nothing could matter.
38:58God, I wish something mattered to you.
39:06I'll take my pride.
39:09Stand here for you.
39:11No, I'm not blind.
39:14Just seeing it through.
39:17Will you take my life.
39:20Just for the thrill.
39:23Will I'll take tonight.
39:26And die on this hill.
39:31I always.
39:37Always.
39:38Always.
39:41I'll play.
39:50Will.
39:59Oh my God.
40:01Oh my goodness, wow!
40:04Wow! That's how you do it. Are you kidding me?
40:07You're amazing.
40:09Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
40:10Sienna Sparrow, standing O, not too shabby.
40:15You are fantastic.
40:17Die on this hill is out now.
40:20Respect the dress, too. I love it so much.
40:22My thanks to Chelsea Handler, Sophie Turner, Hudson Williams,
40:27Sienna Sparrow once again!
40:30And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:34That was great. Thank you for watching.
40:36Stay tuned for A Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:38Good night, everybody. Thank you.
40:40Get involved. Better get involved.
40:43Get, get, get involved.
40:45Get into it.
40:47Do it!
40:50Yeah!
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