00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Ballard.
00:17Tonight, joining Jimmy and his guests, Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton, musical guest, Don Culliver, and featuring the legendary Roots crew.
00:29And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:03That's a great crowd right there. Oh, my goodness.
01:06Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11You're here. You made it. Thank you very much.
01:15Well, guys, as you know, this weekend, the U.S. was hit by a historic winter storm that shattered temperature
01:21records and covered nearly half the country in a foot of snow.
01:25Yeah, it is brutal out there. It is so cold, my belly button went from an Audi to an Innie.
01:33Yeah, we got a foot of snow here in New York City, and everything went from beautiful to brown mush
01:37in two seconds.
01:38Basically, the entire city pulled an avocado.
01:41And, uh...
01:43Yeah, it's freezing out there. It's so cold, J.D. Vance shrunk to the size of Marco Rubio.
01:55It is so cold, I watched the Melania movie just to warm my heart. You know, it's so cold, President
02:01Trump got a space heater installed in his MRI machine.
02:04I just...
02:05Oh, hey, Jimmy, let me try one.
02:18Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
02:26Thank you, thank you.
02:31It's...
02:33It's so cold in New York City, the rent froze itself. Good night, everybody.
02:36All right, all right, all right.
02:41Thank you very, very much.
02:45But seriously, stay inside, stay warm, stay safe.
02:48Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
02:53That's Mr. Mayor right there.
02:55Wow.
02:56Mr. Mayor is here.
03:01Well, this has been a historic winter storm.
03:04Millions of people all around the country are dealing with snow and ice.
03:08So right now, let's get a weather update from Tonight Show meteorologist Paris Hilton.
03:12Paris, how is it out there?
03:18That's not hot.
03:19Thank you, Paris.
03:21Thank you very much.
03:22Paris Hilton, everybody.
03:28That's not hot.
03:29That's not hot.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Of course, due to the storm, thousands of flights were canceled,
03:34which created total chaos with air travel.
03:37But the airlines wanted to let people know that they were working on it.
03:40So they released some messages.
03:41Check out this first one from Delta.
03:43Here at Delta, our top priority is keeping you safe.
03:46Thanks for bearing with us while we get you back in the air.
03:49Delta, keep climbing.
03:52This is nice.
03:53Here's one from United.
03:55Together, we can weather any storm.
03:57We promise to get you to your destination as soon as it's safe to fly again.
04:01United, good leads the way.
04:04I like that.
04:05You know, I like that.
04:06Oh, wait.
04:06Hang on.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:07I'm hearing this one more message from Spirit Airlines.
04:10Okay.
04:10Uh, what's this?
04:12Screw it!
04:13We're still taking off!
04:14What's the worst that can happen?
04:16A door falls off?
04:17Buddy, our planes never have doors!
04:20We're the only ones in the sky!
04:22So we're about to go full Top Gun in this Pringles tube with wings!
04:26You don't have an emotion to support an animal!
04:28You better find one!
04:30Because it's about to get la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
04:33Spirit, it's a $30 ticket!
04:35What'd you expect?
04:36Wow!
04:41Oh, my goodness.
04:42Wow.
04:43I'm taking it.
04:44That was some big sports news of the Super Bowl.
04:46Match-up is officially set with the Seattle Seahawks taking on the New England Patriots.
04:55What a match-up.
04:56Seattle versus Boston.
04:58Yep.
04:58Starbucks versus Dunkin'.
05:01Stale Egg Sandwiches versus Stale Egg Sandwiches.
05:05Yeah, it's a match-up between quarterback Sam Darnold of the Seahawks and Drake May of the Patriots.
05:11Yep.
05:13Sam and Drake.
05:14This sounds like a comedy on the Disney Channel.
05:17Yep, last year it was Kendrick, and this year it's Drake.
05:21Hmm.
05:29It's like half a joke.
05:35It's kind of there.
05:37I saw where we were going with it.
05:40But we just didn't really land the plane.
05:43Yeah, no, yeah, we stopped short.
05:44But there's got to be something about Drake and Kendrick.
05:49What was that?
05:49We'll do the other half tomorrow.
05:50We'll do the other.
05:51Yeah, it's a to-be-continued joke.
05:54We'll do the first half tonight.
05:56And then you dip your toes in the water.
05:58You go, well, that's not bad.
06:00And then tomorrow you go, I don't like it.
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:03You guys see this?
06:04Trump said that he's skipping the Super Bowl this year because it's just too far away.
06:10Apparently, the NFL was like, if you stay home, we'll give you the football peace press.
06:13Got a deal?
06:15Cool.
06:17I'll take it.
06:18I can't believe I got it.
06:19I deserve it.
06:21I can't believe it's mine.
06:25Yeah, Trump said that he will not attend the Super Bowl because it's too far,
06:29which is also what he said about a meeting on the other side of the Oval Office.
06:32I can't go.
06:34It's not great when you're too tired to sit for three hours, you know?
06:39That is the whole joke there.
06:41That's the whole...
06:42There's no part two.
06:43That's it.
06:44Yeah, that's it.
06:45That's not going to get any worse or better.
06:46Wow.
06:47That landed.
06:49Well, speaking of Trump, he just revoked his invitation for Canada to join his new Board of Peace
06:54after the Canadian Prime Minister criticized the U.S.
06:57So, so far, the Board of Peace is going great.
07:01And finally, I read that Lowe's is launching an initiative to reach younger shoppers.
07:06Meanwhile, Home Depot will keep being a place where you slap an air tag on Dad
07:10and let him wander around for hours.
07:11We have a great show.
07:13Pete Davidson is here tonight.
07:15Paris Hilton is joining us.
07:17And we got great music from Don Tolliver.
07:20Stick around.
07:21We'll play charades when we come back, everybody.
07:26The four words.
07:31First word.
07:32Fly.
07:32Fly like an eagle.
07:34Fly me to the moon.
07:35No, I believe I can fly.
07:37Fly.
07:39Fly bird.
07:41Fly bird.
07:41Fly bird.
07:42Fly eagle fly.
07:43Fly bird.
07:47Fly bird.
07:53Fly bird.
07:57That's true.
07:58It's true.
07:59It's funny because it's true.
08:00Welcome back, everybody.
08:01I'm here with Tariq Trotter from The Roots.
08:03And that's right.
08:05We're about to play charades.
08:07But first, we're going to need some partners joining Tariq's team.
08:10His new video podcast, The Pete Davidson Show,
08:14will be exclusively available on Netflix
08:16starting this Friday.
08:18Please welcome Pete Davidson!
08:25Come on. That's right.
08:29Look at that. Come on. That's right.
08:32Thank you. Thanks, guys.
08:34Oh, wow.
08:36Joining my team, her new film, Infinite Icon,
08:39a visual memoir, hits theaters nationwide this Friday.
08:43It's Paris Hilton!
08:52Thank you. Good luck.
08:54Hi, honey. See you later.
08:55All right. Now you all know how to play charades.
08:59We're going to do four rounds, 30 seconds on the clock per round.
09:02Then the fifth round is the showdown.
09:04Both teams give the same clue at the same time.
09:07I will go first.
09:08We can all take our seats.
09:10All right.
09:10Tariq and Pete, you're there.
09:12Paris, you please have a seat here,
09:14and we're going to win this, bud.
09:15Yeah, we got this.
09:16Nah.
09:17All right, what number should I choose?
09:19Four!
09:2010!
09:24I thought four. I thought four.
09:25Ooh. Boy-a-boy.
09:33Mmm-hmm.
09:35Mmm-hmm.
09:36Mmm.
09:37I love that word.
09:38Oh-yay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
09:42I...kay.
09:43Yeah!
09:44Eh!
09:45All right, sorry. All right. All right. Here we go.
09:47All right. Ready?
09:48Yeah.
09:52Uh...
09:53-"Television show." -"Yes, correct."
09:55-"Two words. First word.
10:01Dog. Leash. Feet.
10:08Can't stand... Oh, my God. I suck at this game.
10:12Floor. Sitting. Seat.
10:17Um... Okay, uh...
10:21Second word.
10:23Thank you. All right, good. Thank you.
10:24Just don't make me do it! Don't make me do it!
10:26What was it? No!
10:28No, I'm not in your life!
10:32In front of a lady!
10:35Would I do that?
10:37I wouldn't even want to show you.
10:40Oh. Yeah. Okay.
10:43Hey!
10:46All right, that was the first. That's practice.
10:48Her cheek, you're like, okay? I would never do it.
10:50No!
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53You got too embarrassed, man.
10:54I know.
10:55Here we go.
10:58Third time!
10:58Five!
11:00Beautiful.
11:01Five!
11:03Ah!
11:05That means he's...
11:07All right.
11:09Movie.
11:14Two words.
11:15Second word.
11:20What?
11:21What?
11:22Wait, what?
11:29What's going on?
11:30Am I in this movie?
11:33Sorry.
11:34Sorry.
11:35Okay.
11:37Uh...
11:37Swimming?
11:38Okay.
11:39Aquaman?
11:41Oh, my God!
11:43Dang!
11:44Okay.
11:45Wait, that's it?
11:46You got, like, two minutes.
11:48Time ran out.
11:48That was un-airable.
11:50Oh, my goodness!
11:50It was the movie!
11:52What was the movie?
11:53It was Moby Dick!
11:55Oh!
11:58I cannot do a movie.
11:59It's about a whale!
12:00You don't do a whale?
12:01Come on.
12:02Whale or something.
12:03I don't know.
12:03All right, Paris, you're up.
12:05Yeah.
12:05Yes.
12:07Holy...
12:10One number! One number!
12:12All right.
12:16That was so funny.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:20Okay.
12:20We got it, bud.
12:24Or it's a song.
12:27Four words.
12:29First word.
12:30You.
12:31You got what I need.
12:33No.
12:33You're never gonna get it.
12:35You...
12:35Second word.
12:36Second word.
12:37No.
12:38You're not.
12:39You know.
12:41You...
12:41Stop.
12:42Three...
12:42Third word.
12:44Two syllables?
12:45Oh.
12:46Two syllables?
12:47Glamorous.
12:49Gorgeous.
12:50You?
12:51You are not pretty.
12:54You...
12:55You...
12:55Are not.
12:58What?
12:59You can't touch this.
13:01Oh!
13:01Oh!
13:03That's good.
13:04That's good.
13:05That's good.
13:06This is the best game where no one scored so far.
13:09What?
13:09You should have done that tight with the hammer.
13:11We suck.
13:11You could have done the hammer.
13:12I don't remember it.
13:13Oh, yeah.
13:14All right.
13:14Pete, you're up.
13:15All right.
13:15Guys.
13:19Go seven.
13:20Go seven.
13:21Seven.
13:21Seven?
13:21Okay.
13:27You guys got to get ones from, like, today.
13:30You know what I mean?
13:32I didn't write these.
13:33All right.
13:34Okay.
13:35All right.
13:38It's a TV show.
13:40Wait, Moby Dick's a classic.
13:42Second word!
13:43You take anything away from today.
13:45Second word!
13:46Taking it away from you.
13:47Okay.
13:47Herman Melville.
13:48Second word.
13:49Okay, first word.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:51Okay, it's two words, but the first word is...
13:53I got you.
13:57Um...
14:00Um, uh, your doctor, uh, okay.
14:03It's St. Elmo's block.
14:06Um...
14:06Uh, Dr. Doogie Howell's a doctor!
14:10Oh!
14:11Say it.
14:11Oh, .
14:12Did you say it?
14:14Do I say it or is it?
14:15It's over?
14:16It's Dr. Who.
14:17Dr. Who?
14:18Yeah.
14:18Oh, my...
14:21Like, these are tough.
14:23From the 50s?
14:24Yeah.
14:24So the score remains zero to zero.
14:28This is epic, epic worst we've ever done.
14:33Should we go to the last round or should we do one more each?
14:37We have time?
14:39Do you have time?
14:39Let's do one more and try to get one, right?
14:41Is that right?
14:43All right, here we go.
14:44I'm in the zone.
14:45Here we go. Ready?
14:46Okay, we got this.
14:47Ready?
14:47Watch this.
14:49Movie.
14:50Two words.
14:54Um...
14:55The ping pong.
15:00Mr. Fabulous...
15:02Mr. Fabulous...
15:04Um...
15:05Yes.
15:07Second word.
15:10Skating.
15:11Surfing.
15:13Master.
15:15Float.
15:24What?
15:25What?
15:26You should know what this is.
15:28You wear them all the time.
15:29What?
15:29Supreme?
15:30Yes.
15:30Marty Supreme?
15:31Yes.
15:32Oh, okay.
15:33Supreme.
15:34A skater, right?
15:35Yeah.
15:37Was it skater?
15:38Is it skater anymore?
15:39Yeah, it was a skater.
15:40I had a back story.
15:41This is a long, good...
15:42I like this.
15:44You're really making...
15:45We're all working hard.
15:46Yeah.
15:46Tariq, you're up.
15:47All right.
15:47Woo!
15:47For all the money!
15:51All right.
15:51Come on, B.
15:53One.
15:54This is a great one.
15:54One?
15:55This is a great one.
15:56Numero uno.
15:58Okay.
16:00Movie.
16:02One word.
16:04First word.
16:06Oh, my God.
16:07Frankenstein.
16:08Oh, yes!
16:13Yeah, that was...
16:14That was easy.
16:16I mean, I think...
16:18I don't know.
16:18It's hard to come back from that one, bro.
16:20Well, I just heard from the judges
16:23that we have one more round.
16:24Oh, man!
16:26So you could win.
16:27Paris and Pete go at the same time
16:30and deliver clues at the same time
16:31for the same clue, okay?
16:33Whichever team yells that out first,
16:36which would probably be my team,
16:37wins the whole game.
16:39I mean, this is for 10s and points.
16:41Wow.
16:42Okay.
16:43Let's go.
16:45Seems fair.
16:45The heat is on.
16:46The heat is on.
16:47The H is over.
16:48Let's do it.
16:48What number would you like?
16:54Oh, okay.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Okay.
16:56All right, really?
16:57All right.
16:58Ready?
16:58Ready and go.
17:00The song.
17:01Four words.
17:02First word.
17:03Fly like an eagle.
17:05Fly me to the moon.
17:07No, I believe I can fly.
17:08Fly by...
17:10Fly...
17:10Fly...
17:11Fly bird.
17:12Fly bird.
17:12Fly bird, fly.
17:13Fly eagle, fly!
17:14Fly bird, fly.
17:16Fly bird, fly.
17:17Free fly for a white guy.
17:19Fly me to the...
17:20Fly gloves.
17:21Fly...
17:22Give me another word.
17:23Oh, oh.
17:23First word is fly.
17:25All right.
17:26No, flown.
17:26Peacock.
17:27Mirror.
17:28Wings, wings.
17:29Wind beneath my wings.
17:30Fly me on the wings.
17:31No, no, keep going.
17:32Keep going.
17:33Keep going.
17:33On the wings.
17:34Flap the wing.
17:35On the wings of the...
17:39Stripping.
17:40Stripping.
17:41Stripping your gloves off.
17:43Flutter.
17:44Float.
17:45Float.
17:46Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
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