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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight
00:12Show Starring Jimmy Ballard.
00:17Tonight, joining Jimmy and his guests, Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton, musical guests, Don
00:23Culliver, and featuring the Legendary Roots Crew, 22-4-6-G.
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!
00:53I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!
01:03That's a great crowd right there. Oh, my goodness.
01:06Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11You're here. You made it. Thank you very much.
01:15Well, guys, as you know, this weekend, the U.S. was hit by a historic winter storm that shattered
01:21temperature records and covered nearly half the country in a foot of snow.
01:25Yeah, it is brutal out there. It is so cold, my belly button went from an Audi to an Innie.
01:33Yeah, we got a foot of snow here in New York City, and everything went from beautiful to brown
01:37mush in two seconds. Basically, the entire city pulled an avocado. And, uh...
01:43Yeah, it's freezing out there. It's so cold, J.D. Vance shrunk to the size of Marco Rubio.
01:55It is so cold, I watched the Melania movie just to warm my heart. You know, it's so cold,
02:01President Trump got a space heater installed in his MRI machine. I just...
02:05Oh, hey, Jimmy, let me try one.
02:33It's so cold in New York City, the rent froze itself. Good night, everybody.
02:41Thank you very, very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
02:45But seriously, stay inside, stay warm, stay safe. Thanks again.
02:48Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Bye.
02:53That's Mr. Mayor right there. Wow. Mr. Mayor is here.
03:01Well, this has been a historic winter storm. Millions of people all around the country
03:06are dealing with snow and ice. So right now, let's get a weather update from Tonight Show
03:11meteorologist Paris Hilton. Paris, how is it out there?
03:18That's not hot.
03:20Thank you, Paris. Thank you very much. Paris Hilton, everybody.
03:28That's not hot. That's not hot. Yeah.
03:31Of course, due to the storm, thousands of flights were canceled,
03:34which created total chaos with air travel.
03:37But the airlines wanted to let people know that they were working on it.
03:40So they released some messages. Check out this first one from Delta.
03:43Here at Delta, our top priority is keeping you safe.
03:46Thanks for bearing with us while we get you back in the air.
03:49Delta, keep climbing.
03:52This is nice. Here's one from United.
03:55Together, we can weather any storm.
03:57We promise to get you to your destination as soon as it's safe to fly again.
04:01United, good leads the way.
04:04I like that. You know, I like that.
04:06Oh, wait, hang on. I'm sorry. I'm hearing this one more message from Spirit Airlines.
04:10Okay. What's this?
04:12Screw it! We're still taking off!
04:14What's the worst that can happen?
04:16A door falls off? Buddy, our planes never have doors!
04:20We're the only ones in the sky,
04:22so we're about to go full Top Gun in this Pringles' two-good thing.
04:26You don't have an emotion to support animal.
04:28You better find one, because it's about to get la-la-la-la-la-la-low!
04:32No!
04:33Spirit, it's a $30-hour ticket.
04:35What'd you expect?
04:36Wow!
04:41Oh, my goodness.
04:43Some big sports news of the Super Bowl.
04:46Match-up is officially set with the Seattle Seahawks taking on the New England Patriots.
04:55What a match-up. Seattle versus Boston.
04:58Yep. Starbucks versus Dunkin'.
05:01Stale Egg Sandwiches versus Stale Egg Sandwiches.
05:05Yeah, it's a match-up between quarterback Sam Darnold of the Seahawks
05:09and Drake May of the Patriots.
05:11Yep.
05:13Sam and Drake.
05:14This sounds like a comedy on the Disney Channel.
05:17Yep, last year it was Kendrick, and this year it's Drake.
05:21Hmm.
05:29It's like half a joke.
05:31Sorry.
05:35It's kind of there.
05:37I saw where we were going with it, but we just didn't really land the plane.
05:43Yeah, no, yeah, we stopped short.
05:44But there's got to be something about Drake and Kendrick.
05:48What was that?
05:49We'll do the other half tomorrow.
05:50Yeah, it's a to-be-continued joke.
05:54We'll do the first half tonight, and then you dip your toes in the water.
05:58You go, well, that's not bad.
06:00And then tomorrow you go, I don't like it.
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:03You guys see this?
06:04Trump said that he's skipping the Super Bowl this year because it's just too far away.
06:10Apparently, the NFL was like,
06:11if you stay home, we'll give you the football peace press.
06:13Got a deal?
06:15Cool.
06:17I'll take it.
06:18I can't believe I got it.
06:19I deserve it.
06:21I can't believe it's mine.
06:25Yep, Trump said that he will not attend the Super Bowl because it's too far,
06:29which is also what he said about a meeting on the other side of the Oval Office.
06:32I can't go.
06:34It's not great when you're too tired to sit for three hours, you know?
06:39That is the whole joke there.
06:41That's the whole...
06:42There's no part two.
06:43That's it.
06:44Yeah, that's it.
06:45That's not going to get any worse or better.
06:46Wow.
06:48That landed.
06:49Well, speaking of Trump,
06:50he just revoked his invitation for Canada to join his new Board of Peace
06:54after the Canadian Prime Minister criticized the U.S.
06:57So, so far, the Board of Peace is going great.
07:01And finally, I read that Lowe's is launching an initiative
07:04to reach younger shoppers.
07:06Meanwhile, Home Depot will keep being a place
07:08where you slap an air tag on Dad
07:10and let him wander around for hours.
07:11We have a great show.
07:13Pete Davidson is here tonight.
07:15Paris Hilton is joining us.
07:17And we got great music from Don Tolliver.
07:20Stick around.
07:21We'll play charades when we come back.
07:23Everybody.
07:24For the best of my knowledge,
07:26I guess that I'm blessed when I manifest,
07:27I do a request, though.
07:29What's going on?
07:30The four words.
07:30The four words.
07:31First word.
07:32Fly.
07:32Fly like an eagle.
07:34Fly me to the moon.
07:35No, I believe I can fly.
07:37Fly.
07:38Fly.
07:38Fly.
07:39Fly bird.
07:41Fly bird.
07:42Fly eagle fly.
07:43Fly bird.
07:44Fly bird.
07:57That's true.
07:58That's true.
07:58It really is.
07:59It's funny because it's true.
08:00Welcome back, everybody.
08:01I'm here with Tariq Trotter from The Roots.
08:03And that's right.
08:05We're about to play charades,
08:07but first we're going to need some partners.
08:09Joining Tariq's team,
08:11his new video podcast,
08:12The Pete Davidson Show,
08:14will be exclusively available on Netflix
08:16starting this Friday.
08:18Please welcome Pete Davidson!
08:28That's right, Doc.
08:29That's right.
08:29Look at that.
08:30Come on.
08:31That's right.
08:33Thanks, guys.
08:34Oh, wow.
08:35Joining my team,
08:37her new film, Infinite Icon,
08:39a visual memoir,
08:40hits theaters nationwide.
08:42This Friday,
08:43it's Paris Hilton!
08:53Good luck.
08:54Hi, honey.
08:55See you later.
08:55All right.
08:57Now you all know how to play charades.
08:59We're going to do four rounds,
09:0130 seconds on the clock per round.
09:02Then the fifth round is the showdown.
09:04Both teams give the same clue at the same time.
09:07I will go first.
09:08We can all take our seats.
09:10Tariq and Pete,
09:11you're there.
09:12Paris, you please have a seat here,
09:14and we're going to win this, bud.
09:15Yeah, we got this.
09:16All right.
09:17What number should I choose?
09:20Sam!
09:24How for?
09:25Ooh, boy, oh boy.
09:36I love that word.
09:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:41I, K.
09:45All right, sorry.
09:46All right, all right, here we go.
09:47All right, ready?
09:48Yeah.
09:51Uh...
09:52Television show.
09:54Yes, correct.
09:56Two words.
09:58First word.
10:02Dog.
10:03Leash.
10:05Feet.
10:08Can't stand.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11I suck at this game.
10:12Floor.
10:14Sitting.
10:15Seat.
10:15Um, okay, uh...
10:21Second word.
10:24All right, good, thank you.
10:24Just don't make me do it.
10:25Don't make me do it!
10:26What was it?
10:27No!
10:28No, I'm not...
10:29I'm not alive!
10:32In front of a lady!
10:35Would I do that?
10:36Whoa.
10:37I don't even want to show you.
10:40Oh.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Okay.
10:43Hey!
10:46All right, that was the first, that's practice.
10:48Her cheek, you're like...
10:48Okay.
10:49I would never do it.
10:50No.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53You got too embarrassed, man.
10:54I know.
10:55Here we go.
10:58Thursday!
10:58All right.
11:00You go five.
11:03Ah!
11:05That means he's...
11:06He's coming.
11:08All right.
11:10Movie.
11:13Two words.
11:15Second word.
11:20What?
11:22Wait, what?
11:25Wait, what?
11:29What's going on?
11:30Am I in this movie?
11:31Ha-ha!
11:33All right.
11:34All right.
11:35Okay, man.
11:37Swimming?
11:38Okay.
11:39Aquaman?
11:41Oh, my God.
11:43Dang!
11:44Okay.
11:45Wait, that's it?
11:46You got, like, two minutes.
11:47Time ran out.
11:48That was un-airable.
11:50Oh, my goodness.
11:51It was the movie.
11:52What was the movie?
11:53It was Moby Dick.
11:58I cannot do a movie.
11:59It's a better whale.
12:00You don't do a whale.
12:01Come on.
12:02Whale or something.
12:03I don't know.
12:03All right, Paris, you're up.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yes.
12:06Holy moly.
12:10One number, one number.
12:12All right.
12:16That was so funny.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:20Okay.
12:20We got it, bud.
12:22Oh, it's a song.
12:27Four words.
12:29First word.
12:30You.
12:31You got what I need.
12:33No, you're never going to get it.
12:35You.
12:35Second word.
12:36Second word.
12:37No.
12:38You're not.
12:39You know.
12:40You.
12:41Stop.
12:42Third word.
12:44Two syllables.
12:46Oh, two syllables.
12:47Glamorous.
12:49Gorgeous.
12:51You are not pretty.
12:55You are not.
12:58What?
12:59You can't touch this.
13:01Oh!
13:03This is good.
13:05This is good.
13:06This is the best game where no one scored so far.
13:09You should have done that type of the hammer.
13:11We suck.
13:11You could have done the hammer.
13:12I don't remember it.
13:13All right.
13:14Pete, you're up.
13:15All right, guys.
13:19Go seven.
13:20Go seven.
13:20Seven.
13:21Seven?
13:25Okay.
13:27You guys got to get ones from, like, today.
13:30You know what I mean?
13:32I didn't write these.
13:33All right.
13:34Okay.
13:35All right.
13:38It's a TV show.
13:40Wait, Moby Dick's a classic.
13:42The second word!
13:43You take anything away from today.
13:45The second word!
13:46Taking anything away from you.
13:47Okay.
13:47Herman Melville.
13:48The second word.
13:49Okay, first word.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:51Okay, it's two words, but the first word is...
13:53Got you.
13:56Um...
14:01Um...
14:01Um, uh, your doctor, uh, okay, it's...
14:05Uh, Dr. Doogie Howe's a doctor.
14:11Oh, damn.
14:12Oh, Dr. Doogie Howe's a doctor.
14:14Do I need to say it?
14:15Or is it over?
14:16It's doctor who.
14:17Doctor who?
14:18Yeah.
14:18Oh, my...
14:21Like, these are tough.
14:23From the 50s?
14:24Yeah.
14:24So the score remains zero to zero.
14:27This is epic, epic, worst we've ever done.
14:33Should we go to the last round, or should we do one more each?
14:38Do we have time?
14:38Do we have time?
14:39Let's do one more and try to get one, right?
14:41Is that right?
14:43All right, here we go.
14:43I'm in the zone.
14:45Here we go.
14:45Ready?
14:46Okay, we got this.
14:47Ready?
14:47Watch this.
14:49Movie.
14:50Two words.
14:55Um...
14:55The ping pong.
15:00Mr. Fabulous, what do I call it?
15:03Mr. Fabulous, what do I call it?
15:04Mr. Fabulous, what do I call it?
15:05Mr. Fabulous, what do I call it?
15:06Yeah.
15:06Uh-uh.
15:07Yeah.
15:07Second word.
15:11Skating, surfing, master, float.
15:21Dancing, surfing.
15:25What?
15:26You should know what this is.
15:28You wear them all the time.
15:29What?
15:29Supreme?
15:30Yes.
15:30Marty Supreme?
15:31Yes.
15:32Oh, okay.
15:33Supreme.
15:34A skater, right?
15:35Yeah.
15:37Was it skater?
15:38Is it skater anymore?
15:39Yeah, it was a skater.
15:40I had a backstory.
15:41This is a long, good...
15:42I like this.
15:44We're all working hard.
15:45Tariq, you're up.
15:47All right.
15:47For all the money!
15:51All right.
15:52Come on, big.
15:53One.
15:54Great one.
15:55Great one.
15:56Numero uno.
15:58Okay.
16:00Movie.
16:01One word.
16:04First word.
16:05Oh, my God.
16:07Frankenstein.
16:08Oh, yeah!
16:13Yeah, that was...
16:16I mean, I think...
16:18I don't know.
16:19It's hard to come back from that one, bro.
16:20Well, I just heard from the judges
16:23that we have one more round.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:26So you can win.
16:27Harris and Pete go at the same time
16:30and deliver clues at the same time
16:31for the same clue.
16:33Okay?
16:33Whichever team yells that out first,
16:36which would probably be my team,
16:37wins the whole game.
16:38I mean, this is for tensing points.
16:41Wow.
16:42Okay.
16:43Let's go.
16:44You got it.
16:45Seems fair.
16:45The heat is on.
16:46The heat is on.
16:47The H is over.
16:48Let's do it.
16:48What number would you like?
16:50What is...
16:51Okay.
16:54Oh, okay.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Okay.
16:56All right, really?
16:57Okay, go.
16:57All right.
16:58Ready?
16:58Okay, ready?
16:59And go.
17:00The song.
17:01Four words.
17:02First word.
17:03Fly.
17:04Fly like an eagle.
17:05Fly me to the moon.
17:07No, I believe I can fly.
17:09Fly.
17:10Fly.
17:11Fly.
17:11Fly bird.
17:12Fly bird.
17:12Fly bird.
17:13Fly eagle fly.
17:14Fly bird.
17:16Fly bird.
17:17Fly.
17:17Free fly for a white guy.
17:19Fly me to the...
17:20Fly the gloves.
17:21Fly.
17:21Give me another word.
17:23Oh, oh.
17:23First word is fly.
17:25No, flown.
17:26Peacock.
17:27Mirror.
17:28Wings.
17:29Wings.
17:29Wind beneath my wings.
17:30Fly me on the wings.
17:31No, no, keep up.
17:32Keep up.
17:33Keep up.
17:33All the wings and love.
17:34Flap the wing.
17:35On the wings of the...
17:36Go and feel the float.
17:39Stripping, stripping.
17:41Stripping your gloves off.
17:42No, yes, I...
17:43You understand why I'm flying.
17:44Yes, flap.
17:44Float.
17:45Float.
17:46Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
17:47Angel.
17:48Angel.
17:48Angel.
17:50What's the other word?
17:51Last word.
17:52What's the last word?
17:52Can you...
17:54Not that again.
17:55I don't know what that means.
17:56Sitting on your wings.
17:57Taking off your arms.
17:59On the wings of my...
17:59Flying with a marionette.
18:02I have no idea what that means.
18:03Okay.
18:04Flying with a puppet.
18:05Are you...
18:05The first word.
18:07Wind.
18:08Wings.
18:09Flutter.
18:09Duff.
18:10When doves cry.
18:11Wings of a dumb.
18:12Oh, s***.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:16What is another word?
18:17Give me another word.
18:18God, dancing.
18:19F***.
18:22What is another word?
18:23Laying an egg.
18:25Give me the other word.
18:25Duff, duff, geese.
18:27And, and, uh...
18:28Oh, my God.
18:31I quit.
18:32Do more than the word.
18:33F*** going on.
18:34I want to see it.
18:36I want to see it happen.
18:37Wait, Tariq.
18:37Can we just do it again?
18:38How about we do another one?
18:40We got to call another one.
18:43Okay.
18:44Okay.
18:44What was it?
18:45What was it?
18:46What was it?
18:46Birds of a feather.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:49Bird of a feather.
18:50Do one more.
18:51Here, guys.
18:51This is one for all the money.
18:52Nine?
18:53Yes.
18:56Oh, no.
18:56No, no, no, no.
18:57No, no, no.
18:57Okay.
18:58No, we'll never get it.
18:59We'll be here until next week.
19:00There's no way.
19:02We're going to go ten times.
19:04Okay.
19:05Okay.
19:06I think so.
19:07My partner hasn't seen that into it.
19:09Okay, here we go.
19:11All right.
19:11All right.
19:12All right, ready?
19:12Yes.
19:13Um, movie.
19:14Oh, Pete.
19:15Movie.
19:15No.
19:16Four words.
19:16Okay, movie.
19:17First word.
19:18Four words.
19:18First word.
19:19Go.
19:19One.
19:20I.
19:20The.
19:20Yes.
19:21Okay, I.
19:22Is it safe?
19:23And I.
19:24A.
19:24The.
19:25Of.
19:26Of.
19:26Oh.
19:27On.
19:28On the waterfront.
19:29How many words?
19:29Shooter.
19:30A slange shot.
19:31A machine shot.
19:32One battle actor.
19:32No!
19:39I thought she was like.
19:41She was like.
19:42That was a yes.
19:44That was epic.
19:45I'm breaking a sweat.
19:46My thanks to Pete Davidson.
19:48Paris Hilton.
19:50We're talking to Pete.
19:51When we come back.
19:52Stick around, everybody.
19:52We won.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54That was hilarious.
19:59Your job's hard, dude.
20:01Do you think so?
20:02Yeah.
20:03Yeah.
20:03It's one of those, you know, backseat driver sort of things.
20:08You're like, ah, you're just, you know.
20:09Dude, you have to pretend to care about people every day.
20:19Yeah.
20:22Our first guest is a very, very funny comedian who is about to launch a new video podcast called
20:28The Pete Davidson Show.
20:30It's exclusively available on Netflix starting this Friday.
20:33Everyone, please welcome Pete Davidson.
20:35Pete Davidson.
20:38Uh-huh.
20:43That's right.
20:44That's right.
20:45For Pete to sing.
20:46Oh, my God.
20:48Yeah.
20:48Dave Davidson.
20:50All right.
20:51Congrats.
20:52Thanks for having me.
20:53Congrats on the video podcast.
20:54I want to talk about that.
20:55But really, really congrats on your baby.
20:58You have a beautiful baby girl.
21:00Congratulations.
21:03We talked about it, but you're officially, you're a dad.
21:06Yep.
21:07Here you are.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Beautiful family right there, bud.
21:10Congratulations.
21:12Can we say her name?
21:13Yeah.
21:14Her name is Scotty.
21:15Yes.
21:16All right.
21:17I love Scotty.
21:17Scotty Rose.
21:18Scotty Rose.
21:19Oh, my gosh.
21:20That's a great name.
21:21What does it feel like?
21:22How is fatherhood going?
21:24What?
21:25It's all the cliches are true.
21:28It's so much fun.
21:29It's nuts.
21:31Are you showing pictures to strangers?
21:33Um, not really.
21:35Okay.
21:35Not yet.
21:36I was.
21:37I was so excited.
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:38You were telling me you showed your cab driver.
21:40I did.
21:40I was like, ooh, there's a baby staring at a wall or something.
21:44I thought it was big news.
21:45Like, I don't care.
21:45Yeah.
21:46It's cute.
21:47You become that guy, though.
21:48Yes.
21:48People are like, how are you doing?
21:49You're like, oh, God.
21:50Oh, my God.
21:51You're becoming that guy?
21:52Yeah.
21:53It's really cute.
21:54It's fun to see Elsie be a great mom.
21:56I love, you know, all this.
21:58They crap so much.
22:00They do, right?
22:01They crap while they're crapping.
22:05That's interesting.
22:05And then you'll put ointment on, and then they'll be like,
22:07psych, and crap again.
22:09They'll do it again.
22:10Yeah.
22:10No, we had a crazy moment the other day
22:12where now she's almost two months old.
22:14And when you first have the baby,
22:16you have, like, this baby high where you're just like,
22:19oh, yeah.
22:19Yes.
22:20But then, like, we had a moment last week where we're like,
22:22oh, like, she's here.
22:24Like, she's, like, staying.
22:26Like, she's staying.
22:27Yes.
22:27Yeah, this is a thing now.
22:29Yeah, you just go to a movie and leave.
22:30This is now live.
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:31Now it's real.
22:32Yeah.
22:32So we're having a blast, though.
22:34I'm so happy for you, bud.
22:35I know you're going to be a great dad.
22:36Oh, thanks.
22:37I'm coming up to you giving advice because I...
22:39Tons.
22:40Yeah.
22:40People that you don't even know.
22:42Yeah.
22:42Like, you'll be at the store and they'll be like,
22:43hey, you got a kid?
22:44Hey, you got to do this.
22:45Yeah.
22:45You got to do that.
22:47But everyone's been really nice.
22:49Yeah?
22:49Yeah.
22:49Any helpful advice?
22:51The best advice I actually got, and I hate...
22:54It's so name-droppy, but Eddie Murphy gave me great advice
22:57because I asked him for advice.
22:58Oh, yeah.
22:58And he goes, the best advice is no advice.
23:01Yeah.
23:02He goes, you can't tell another man how to raise his child.
23:04I was like, okay.
23:05I was like, all right.
23:06He's smart.
23:07Yeah.
23:07He's smart.
23:08That is correct advice, Eddie.
23:09That is great advice.
23:10So thank you for that.
23:11I know you're close to your mom.
23:13Give her my best, please.
23:14But she must be so happy to be a grandma.
23:17Yeah, my mom, if it was legal, would have had my kid.
23:23That's so funny.
23:25That's so funny.
23:26No, it's really cute, though, to see how excited she is.
23:29Awesome.
23:30Yeah, she's the best.
23:31You know, I just thought about this just now
23:33because I know you, but didn't you buy a minivan years ago?
23:36I did.
23:37I bought a minivan for stealth.
23:40Yes.
23:41But now you can actually use it.
23:42Now I can actually use it.
23:43It's great.
23:44Do you have a minivan?
23:45Yeah.
23:46They're unbelievable.
23:47It's one of the greatest vehicles.
23:48It's the most unfuckable car you will ever.
23:52No one looks at you.
23:54You could be doing a heroin deal on the West Side Highway.
23:58Nobody will look at you in a minivan.
24:01No, they won't even look at you for two seconds.
24:03It's awesome.
24:04But it's great.
24:05They have the door.
24:05It comes open.
24:06It's spacious.
24:07They have things.
24:08Yeah.
24:08They have minivans.
24:09They have vacuums included, too.
24:10Yeah.
24:10eBay helped me build a dad van,
24:12and they put a VHS player in it
24:15and a changing table
24:16and a little fridge
24:17and has, like, a little baby brezza in it
24:19and all this.
24:19It's awesome.
24:20That's...
24:21Wait, how's your VHS collection?
24:23Oh, it's extensive.
24:24It's still...
24:25You're still doing it?
24:26I'm still doing it.
24:26What?
24:27Yeah.
24:28I don't...
24:28Last time I was here, a while ago,
24:30I had this, like, weird hunch
24:31that VHSs would be worth billions of dollars.
24:35I had a lot of fun during COVID
24:37and bought 10,000 VHS tapes sealed.
24:39I was like, they're sealed.
24:40They're never even open.
24:42It's gonna go for millions.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44They went down so much.
24:46But I get to look at them every day
24:48as a reminder not to do drugs.
24:49Yeah.
24:50There you go.
24:51Yep.
24:52There you go.
24:52There you go.
24:55Let's talk about the new podcast here,
24:57by the way.
24:58The Pete Davidson Show.
25:00I will say, dude, Netflix does such a great job.
25:02You know you're on the homepage right now.
25:04It's so easy to find.
25:05I'm like, I knew you had this thing coming out.
25:07And I go, when is it coming out?
25:08As soon as I go to Netflix, it's right there.
25:10It's like, oh, Pete Davidson, this Friday.
25:11I'm like, oh, they know how to do it.
25:13They're great.
25:13I've always wanted to work with them.
25:15We got to do some stand-up stuff together.
25:17Absolutely.
25:18Yeah, they're doing podcasts now.
25:19And they were looking for someone
25:21who didn't have one yet.
25:22And I was like, sure.
25:24Yeah.
25:24I'll be the test bunny.
25:26Yes.
25:27You know?
25:27Oh, it's going to be great, but it's...
25:29Your job's hard, dude.
25:31Do you think so?
25:31Yeah.
25:33Yeah.
25:33It's one of those, you know,
25:36backseat driver sort of things
25:37where you're like, ah, you just, you know.
25:39Dude, you have to pretend to care about people every day.
25:43I had, like...
25:45No, I do care.
25:47No, but, like, people...
25:48It's fun when you have your friends.
25:49Like, this is easy.
25:50Yeah.
25:51You know, or, like, when you have, you know,
25:52people that you work with, it's like, you know,
25:53you're just talking.
25:54But you have to interview people
25:56that you don't know
25:57that are boring.
26:00No, that's not...
26:01Yeah, and you...
26:01No, no, no, it's fun.
26:03And you...
26:03Yeah, but you have to be like,
26:04oh, that's amazing.
26:05Yeah.
26:06That's...
26:06Oh, yeah?
26:07Wow!
26:09What?
26:10Is that me?
26:11No way!
26:11You brought your mom to the premiere?
26:14Man, you're so awesome, dude.
26:16Best kid ever, man.
26:18Dude, it's hard.
26:19What Jimmy does is really, really hard.
26:21Thank you, thank you.
26:22I appreciate that.
26:22I appreciate that.
26:23Respect.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Can we say who's going to be on this Friday?
26:29Yeah, Friday, our first guest is Coulson Baker,
26:33a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly.
26:34I love that guy.
26:35Yeah.
26:36And then...
26:37I love that.
26:38He's so good.
26:38After that.
26:39Oh, he's incredible.
26:41He is.
26:41When he came over, he did all those...
26:43Yeah.
26:43Did all those Ace Ventorium.
26:45Impressions?
26:45Oh, he did everything.
26:46It was great.
26:46He can act.
26:47He can sing.
26:48He can rap.
26:49He can do it all.
26:49Yeah, it's really funny, because he's never done that for me.
26:52You know, when you're...
26:53Oh, really?
26:53Yeah, but, you know, I guess, when would...
26:55Yeah.
26:56Yeah, I guess.
26:56Yeah, why would he go, hey, Pete.
26:58Hey, check this out.
26:59Yeah.
27:00But, you know, when you're very close with someone,
27:02and then you see them do something that you're like, oh.
27:04You do that?
27:05Yeah.
27:06What else do you do?
27:07Yeah.
27:09No, he's on it, and then after that,
27:10we have Charlemagne the God,
27:11or as my 86-year-old grandpa calls him,
27:14Charlemagne the Lord.
27:15Oh, wow.
27:16Fantastic.
27:18I think you're going to be good at this.
27:20I think it's going to be great.
27:21You're fun, and you have a great conversation,
27:23and we could just do this.
27:24I mean, does it come natural?
27:26Like, when you...
27:26So, I don't have...
27:29I don't do any prep.
27:30Right.
27:33No, because...
27:33I do.
27:34Yeah, no, well, you're very good at this.
27:37My whole take on the podcast was it would be so cool
27:40to just, the second they get there, start recording,
27:44and then you just talk, and then see what happens.
27:49Yeah, no, it's also...
27:51This is going to be interesting, dude.
27:53I want to hear episode three, man.
27:57I'm excited this Friday.
27:58No, I don't get to...
27:59As you know, when you get longer into this business,
28:03it's harder to see your best friends.
28:05Yeah.
28:05You know, because they're all doing cool stuff as well, usually.
28:08That's true.
28:08So, this is a really good excuse for me to, like,
28:10hang out with my pals in my garage and just shoot the crap.
28:13It's going to be great.
28:14And best news ever, Scotty.
28:17Congratulations, Dad.
28:18Oh, my God.
28:19Pete Davidson, everybody.
28:20The Pete Davidson Show is exclusively available on Netflix
28:24starting this Friday.
28:26Paris Hilton joins us after the break.
28:28Stick around!
28:38Check it out.
28:38To the best of my knowledge, I guess that I'm the best friend of the day.
28:44It's like that chore.
28:46It's like that chore.
28:47It's like that.
28:48It's like that chore.
28:49It's like that.
28:51Our next guest is one of my favorites.
28:53She's a talented artist, entrepreneur, and best-selling author
28:57whose new film, Infinite Icon, a visual memoir,
29:00is in theaters nationwide this Friday.
29:02Please welcome Paris Hilton!
29:05I'm just an icon living.
29:07I'm just an icon living.
29:09I'm just an icon living.
29:11I'm just an icon living.
29:13I'm just an icon living.
29:15Oh, my God.
29:16I'm just an icon living.
29:17Paris, go.
29:18Oh, yeah.
29:22Paris, welcome back.
29:23I always love having you here.
29:25And, man, oh, man, I'm so excited.
29:27I finally get to meet the babies, the cutest babies.
29:30Oh, my gosh.
29:31How old are they now?
29:32Two and three.
29:33London and Phoenix.
29:35Oh, my world.
29:36And there's Carter as well.
29:37He's very cute as well.
29:39They loved you.
29:40I've never seen them laugh like that before.
29:42I got them, right?
29:43They love Uncle Jimmy.
29:44Yeah, I got them laughing.
29:46You couldn't stop me.
29:47It's so funny.
29:47I'm knocking the thing over.
29:48I know you guys were calling, everyone's calling them the cutesy crew.
29:51Yes.
29:51I love the cutesy crew.
29:53Those little jackets.
29:54My everything, my world.
29:55They're the sweetest angels.
29:57They're so much fun.
29:58Do they have any idea what mom does?
30:00I think they think their mom is, like, a princess superhero.
30:05Do you do so many?
30:07Yeah, they get to see me do everything, you know, from passing legislation in D.C.
30:12By the way, congrats on that, by the way.
30:15Thank you so much.
30:16I've been going for the past five years.
30:18Just passed two federal bills and almost 20 state laws to protect children.
30:22Can you be?
30:24This is a great thing.
30:26Can you explain what it is and what bill did you?
30:29The one that I just went for this week is the Defiance Act, which would protect women from A.I.,
30:36just explicit videos and pictures people are making.
30:39There's no laws to protect people right now.
30:41So, it's so important that they get laws on these things.
30:46I love that you're doing that.
30:47I love that the kids get to see you do that.
30:48Then they get to see you sing and perform.
30:50Then they get to see you DJ.
30:51Then they get to see you fly.
30:52Remember last time you were here, you showed me.
30:54You, like, flew or something across the crowd of people on a string or something.
30:59I was like, dude, what is going on?
31:01What is your life?
31:02It is so bizarre.
31:03It's so much fun.
31:04Do you know I'm part of the Bad Bitch Academy?
31:07You're the ultimate bad bitch, yes.
31:09You gave me, I was very honored to have my degree.
31:13We love it.
31:15There you go.
31:19By the way, this hangs in my office.
31:21I look at it every day.
31:23I think of you every day.
31:24I'm so happy.
31:25I was like, I love that you gave it to me last time.
31:27It's the greatest.
31:28Never forget the bad bitch you are.
31:32I want to talk about this film you have.
31:35It's called Infinite Icon, a visual memoir.
31:37How do we set up what this is about?
31:40This film, I see this as like a trilogy.
31:42The first part being my first documentary, then my memoir, and now this film through the
31:47lens of music.
31:48So it just goes back on my whole life and just everything that I've been through, and
31:52then just showing my whole music journey and everything else that's happening.
31:56And it's the most personal project I've ever done.
31:58And I can't wait for the world to see it in theaters starting January 30th.
32:02Uh, January 30th, Stars Are Blind.
32:07How, when did that come out?
32:09That came out in June 2006.
32:12Is that really?
32:13Mm-hmm.
32:1320 years?
32:14I know.
32:14What?
32:15It feels like disaster.
32:15It's so crazy.
32:16Yeah.
32:17Are you, any new music?
32:19Yeah.
32:19That we can talk about, or?
32:20Yes.
32:21I'm in the studio right now, and just finishing up the third album.
32:25So, yes.
32:27You are unbelievable.
32:28And will you tour?
32:30Yes, I have a huge tour planned, and I have concerts starting all summer long.
32:35Come on.
32:36The best.
32:37Come on, bud.
32:40I saw, in an interview, music saved my life, and I think a lot of people agree with that,
32:45people out there as well.
32:47But I was just wondering if we could maybe go back and forth with some songs that changed
32:51our lives, or lyrics that inspired you, and we could just go.
32:55You could just riff.
32:56If we could do three each, we could do one, whatever you feel like.
32:59Okay.
33:00Give me a song that changed it.
33:01One song that really changed my life was Alternate, this song called Free.
33:06And it was right when I had gotten out of those horrible schools, and it was the first
33:10night I went out in New York, and just hearing those lyrics, like, I felt like it was, like,
33:14my anthem.
33:16Really?
33:16Mm-hmm.
33:17Gosh, I don't even know if I know that song.
33:18It's iconic.
33:19Yeah.
33:20Check it out.
33:22I was going to say, Wipeout.
33:26What's that?
33:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
33:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
33:35Yes.
33:39That one's iconic, too.
33:40Yeah.
33:41Mm-hmm.
33:42Because, well, here's why, because I was 15 years old, and I went to this kid's birthday
33:47party, and I had told him I played the guitar, and he was like, whatever, and then he had a
33:51band.
33:51He had a band at his party.
33:53And he goes, the guy goes,
33:54Hey, is there a Jimmy Fallon here that plays the guitar?
33:59And I was like, Oh, I can't really play the guitar.
34:01I mean, I was saying that. I was learning.
34:03But I'm like, and it was like, I was 15.
34:05And I was like, It's kind of an adult party almost, you know?
34:07And I was like, Okay.
34:09And so I got up, and he's like, What do you want to play?
34:11And I was like, Wipeout?
34:14And I played Wipeout and crushed it.
34:16It was awesome.
34:17That changed my...
34:19It might have been my first time, like, on stage,
34:21where I had to go like, Oh, I was on stage and that worked.
34:23I'm like, Oh, I want to do this.
34:25Yes.
34:26All right, give me another one.
34:27I love Unstoppable by Sia.
34:31Oh, she's amazing.
34:32She really is amazing.
34:33She's my fairy godmother.
34:36Is she really?
34:37She really is.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:38She's the reason that I got back into music.
34:40Sia?
34:41I had performed with her and Miley Cyrus on New Year's Eve.
34:44That's right.
34:45And then the next day, Sia said,
34:46You are so incredible. Like, why have you not done another album?
34:50You were born to be a pop star.
34:52And then I said, because I've been busy with a million other things and running my empire.
34:56Yeah.
34:56And having two beautiful babies.
34:58And my babies and everything.
34:59And she said, well, what if I was the executive producer and I wrote the album with you?
35:03And it's like, how can you say no to Sia?
35:05She's the greatest.
35:06Thank you, Sia.
35:07Love you, Sia.
35:09Let's show a clip from your new film, Infinite Icon, A Visual Memoir.
35:14Let's take a look at Paris Hilton.
35:15People always wanted me to pick a lane, be one thing.
35:19But within the space of one year, I was a reality star with The Simple Life,
35:24started my first movie, The House of Wax, released my first album, Paris,
35:28not to mention modeling, DJing, building a brand, and being a badass entrepreneur.
35:34So, yeah, picking a lane, I wanted to do it all.
35:39You never heard much about multi-hyphenates in those days.
35:43But my ADHD makes me refuse to be contained to one category.
35:47So I leaned into it.
35:49Yeah, that's right.
35:51Paris Hilton, Infinite Icon, A Visual Memoir, is in theaters this Friday.
35:58More Tonight Show after the break.
36:00Stick around, everybody.
36:03It's a man in hand and roll in school and reach and teach the blind
36:06to find their way from A to Z and reach the most, the most loud and proud.
36:10The game is darker than the kettle and it's blacker than the pot.
36:15I'm all day for Rosa Classics, life of all day.
36:21Performing E85 and long way to Calabasas from his upcoming album, Octane.
36:27Give it up for Don Tolliver.
36:29Shout out to つり that's okay for the minute.
37:29Keep going, keep going, keep going.
37:35Keep going.
37:37We'll be right in the summer.
37:39You got a random woman.
37:41We laugh all day like Dumber.
37:44I'm about to shoot my shot.
37:46She love me and my jumper.
37:48My favorite outfit is a see-through run for.
37:53I feel like you.
37:55I feel like you.
37:57When you broke my heart in pieces.
38:01Yeah, I'm really taking passion.
38:04Oh, yeah.
38:06Oh, I guess you that I really can't care for.
38:11Hard to get you out of my head.
38:15You don't really care what I say.
38:18Do you?
38:21I guess I'll take a long way to calabazes.
38:26Calabazes.
38:27Oh, calabaz.
38:29Swings from the wind.
38:31We walk past.
38:33We walk past.
38:33Walk past.
38:35I found joy.
38:37Found peace.
38:38Found happiness.
38:40Lookin' in the mirror.
38:41Is it happiness?
38:44Out of here in the middle of my happiness.
38:53in the mirror.
39:00Oh, yeah.
39:03Oh, yeah.
39:04Oh, yeah.
39:04I feel like you.
39:08In the mirror.
39:09Oh, yeah.
39:15Walk fast, walk fast.
39:18I guess you better really get careful
39:23Hard to get you out of my head
39:26You don't really care what I said
39:29Oh!
39:40Don Tolliver!
39:42Octane is out this Friday!
39:45We'll be right back, everybody!
39:47Come on, bud.
39:48That's how you do it, man!
39:50You get it!
39:51I ask you to go high
39:53You tell me to go low, so I...
40:04My thanks to Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton,
40:07New York City Mayor Zoran Mandani,
40:09Don Tolliver once again!
40:15And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:21Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:23Good night, everybody. Thank you!
40:24You got it!
40:25Yeah, you got it!
40:25You gotta get it, go!
40:27Yeah, you gotta get it, go!
40:30Get into it.
40:32Do it!
40:34Uh-huh.
40:36Whoo!
40:39Get into it!
40:41Big up, Titty Ruff of SF, right tonight!
40:43It's going to go hard work on Mr. Donovan!
40:47Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work!
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