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00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:05I love you. I love you. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody. Welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:12Oh, yeah, baby!
01:15Well, guys, today was a beautiful sunny day here in New York City
01:18with temperatures reaching 50 degrees.
01:23Who knew all we needed was a sexy hockey show from Canada
01:26to heat things up, baby?
01:30Well, let's get to some news.
01:31Last night, President Trump sat down with The New York Times
01:34for an interview that lasted two hours.
01:36Ooh. Yep. The interview went so long,
01:38The Times almost got to ask a second question.
01:43By the end, Trump said that he could have talked
01:45for nine more hours.
01:47The reporters were like,
01:48Sorry, Melania only paid us to babysit you for two.
01:50So take care.
01:53During the interview, Trump said that he would like
01:55to go to Venezuela.
01:56Yeah.
01:58Their president will be here and our president will be there.
02:01It's fun.
02:02It's like we're doing a little dictator wife swap.
02:04You know, it's kind of interesting.
02:06Trump also said that the U.S. will be running Venezuela
02:08for years.
02:09Yeah. We don't have anyone there in person right now,
02:12so I guess we're going to do it over Zoom?
02:14Trump went from being obsessed with ballrooms
02:16to being obsessed with oil,
02:18which means he stopped watching Gilded Age
02:20and started watching Landman.
02:22Oh, and during the interview,
02:23Trump got a call from the president of Colombia,
02:25and he actually showed off the note that an aide handed him.
02:28This is real. Take a look.
02:29Colombian President Gustavo Petro is calling for you.
02:33Yeah, but that's not the only note that he was handed.
02:35Really?
02:36No, yeah. No, he also got a note that said,
02:37Eric Trump just got his hand stuck in a Pringles can.
02:42He's got a bunch of notes.
02:43Really?
02:44Yeah, he has another one that says,
02:45Melania is watching heated rivalry
02:46and doesn't want to be disturbed.
02:48Oh.
02:50And finally, there's this one here.
02:51It says,
02:56Interesting message.
02:57These are notes they handed.
02:58They handed it to the president.
03:00Why would he show those people?
03:01Well, guys, it's been a crazy week for the president.
03:03First, Trump invaded Venezuela.
03:05Now he's talking about taking over Greenland.
03:07Check out what Trump's been saying about it behind closed doors.
03:10Sir, we're getting a lot of pushback about your plan to invade Greenland.
03:13So he can't invade Greenland?
03:15I don't think so.
03:16Iceland?
03:16I wouldn't.
03:17New Zealand? No.
03:18Old Zealand? No.
03:19Disneyland? No.
03:20Disney World? No.
03:21Epcot? No.
03:22Oz? No.
03:23Narnia? No.
03:24Wakanda? No.
03:25Zootopia? No.
03:26Zootopia 2? No.
03:27Wherever the blue Avatar people live? No.
03:28The Upside Down? No.
03:29The cottage from heated rivalry? No.
03:31The Cheesecake Factory? No.
03:32The Olive Garden? No.
03:33Epstein Island? What? What? What? What?
03:35Florida? We already have that.
03:36Yay!
03:37There you go. Oh, interesting.
03:46Switching gears, I read that Target just added thousands of new products in a push to become a wellness destination.
03:53Meanwhile, TJ Maxx just added buckets of glue and broken glass so shoppers can prepare their fists for battle.
04:00Some more business news. Taco Bell just released their new spicy Volcano Quesarito.
04:05Ooh!
04:08It's called the Volcano Quesarito because whoever eats it could erupt at any time.
04:14If you eat a Volcano Quesarito, then drink a Baja Blast, you're legally considered a weapon of mass destruction.
04:23Some TV news this week was the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and it was
04:29pretty heated.
04:29There was a lot of drama between Meredith and Bronwyn.
04:33Now, if you missed it, don't worry, because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are
04:38the Roots' own Tariq and Questlove.
04:46Thanks, Jimmy. Tonight, I'll be playing the role of Bronwyn, a fashion historian who is confronting Meredith about lying about
04:53a conversation.
04:54And I'll be playing Meredith, a boutique owner who is being confronted by Bronwyn about lying about a conversation.
05:02Okay, whenever you're ready.
05:08I wanted to chat with you, and I wanted to make sure I'm not reading into something weird.
05:15I thought you had a little bit of an uncomfortable conversation with me.
05:22I felt like you were asking me, like, what was said at lunch.
05:25And, like, if people were...
05:27I didn't ask you that.
05:31You didn't ask me what was said at lunch yesterday?
05:34No, I didn't.
05:35You asked me what happened at lunch.
05:38This is not true.
05:40This is true, Meredith. I am goop, gag, bop, bam, whoop, befuddled.
05:47I don't agree with you. I'm not going to agree to something that didn't happen.
05:53You did ask me about the lunch.
05:56I didn't ask. You said, I'm nervous about tonight. I don't know what's coming.
06:03And I said, well, I don't either. I was just trying to be nice. That's it.
06:09I'm really effing irritated.
06:14And really effing hurt, Meredith.
06:18And I feel like you're working me, and I feel like you use me.
06:23And I feel like when you want something from me, you think I'm like the pokey little puppy that's just
06:29gonna run behind you.
06:30And I tell you things because I effing care about you.
06:34Are you lying right now or do you not remember?
06:36Or you gaslight the out of me because it's one of those options, Meredith.
06:41None of the above, Bronwyn, and I don't like your accusations.
06:46You know what? I know you said it.
06:49And that's good enough for me.
06:51But I was a good effing friend to you.
06:55Effing your ass lies.
07:02Bravo! Bravo!
07:04Yes!
07:07Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
07:11Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
07:13Thank you for it.
07:14All right.
07:18That's it. Thank you very much. Yeah, thank you.
07:21And finally, according to Gen Z, a Jessica is the new Karen.
07:28When Karen's heard, they demanded to speak to a manager and won their title back.
07:32We have a great show. Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
07:46What a show we have for you tonight.
07:48She is amazing, getting rave reviews for her starring role in the movie,
07:53If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You. It's available on digital platforms now.
07:57Rose Byrne is here tonight!
07:59Oh, come on!
08:00Knockout. I love knockout performance.
08:03Amazing.
08:04She is a talented actor who plays Robin in Stranger Things.
08:09What?
08:11The entire fifth and final season is streaming now on Netflix.
08:16Maya Hawke is joining us.
08:19And we got great music from Grammy Award winner, Miguel!
08:29Miguel!
08:29Miguel is performing his new single, Angels Song, and it is fantastic.
08:32Miguel is in the house. Good night.
08:38It's a great song, but unfortunately, not all songs can be great.
08:41Really?
08:42And I'm going to show you what I mean right now.
08:43I'm about to play you some real songs from real bands
08:45that I think that you should avoid.
08:47It's time for my Do Not playlist. Here we go.
08:49Do I play? Do I play? Do I play? Do I play? Do something funny?
08:55Now, before we start, I want you all to know that every artist
08:59and song I'm about to play for you is 100% real.
09:01These are actual bands and actual songs.
09:04All right, let's see what's on my Do Not playlist.
09:06This first one is from a group. It's a rap duo.
09:09Oh.
09:10Called Young Humma and Flint Flossy.
09:12Yes! Yes!
09:14And I don't... You know them?
09:17This is my favorite group.
09:20You don't know them?
09:21Hell yeah, I know them.
09:23All right, I don't know which one. Look at this.
09:25Which one's Young Humma?
09:28He doesn't... That mustache doesn't look real.
09:30No.
09:31But it might be. Is it a real mustache?
09:32I don't know.
09:33All right, well, anyways, the song is called Let Me...
09:36Let Me... Let Me S...
09:37Smang It!
09:38Let Me S...
09:39Smang It!
09:39Yes!
09:40Girl...
09:41Let's hear it. Let's listen to it. Let Me S...
09:43Now, are you ready, baby? Then let's get crazy.
09:46Hope your muscles warmed up. You can't be lazy.
09:49This is what I like to call smash-bang fusion.
09:51Gotta focus, mama. You don't wanna get a kush contest.
09:55Let Me S...
09:56Let Me S...
10:01Yes.
10:02All right, stop there. Got it. Got it.
10:03They combined.
10:04Smash.
10:07You know Let Me S...
10:08I stood out in Brooklyn two hours in the cold to see them perform.
10:12Yes.
10:12Is that right? Yes.
10:13Did they perform Let Me S...
10:14Yes.
10:15Wow.
10:16And a what contusion?
10:17Oh, smang it. I think it should be shmang it.
10:20You think shmangy?
10:21The shmangy brothers, yeah. Let me shmang it.
10:24Let me shmang it, girl.
10:25Smash and bang.
10:26Ah.
10:27What do they call it? A portmanteo or something?
10:29Portmanteau.
10:30Portmanteau.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Very nice. Smash it and bang it.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Shmang it.
10:33Next is from a country solo singer.
10:36Oh.
10:36I love country music.
10:37This is a singer called Bo Daddy Harris.
10:41Bo Daddy Harris.
10:42There he is in sepia tone.
10:44Like, he's back to the camera.
10:46Wow.
10:47Walking through a park, maybe.
10:48Maybe he's mowing his lawn.
10:50Yeah, we don't know what it is, but the name of the album is,
10:53You Gotta Go.
10:56You Gotta Go.
10:57You Gotta Go.
10:57Yeah, it looks like he's...
10:58To the bathroom?
10:58He's mad.
11:00Maybe he's going to the bath. He's gotta go to the bathroom.
11:01Maybe, like, someone said that to him.
11:03Yeah.
11:03Oh, no, you gotta go to the bathroom?
11:04Yeah.
11:05No, no, no, no.
11:06I think it's you gotta leave.
11:07You gotta get out of here.
11:08You gotta go to the country.
11:09Yeah.
11:09Well, let's actually hear it.
11:11I know.
11:13You know.
11:15I know.
11:18You got to go.
11:24No.
11:34I know.
11:35I know.
11:35I know.
11:35I know.
11:38I know.
11:39Stop, stop, stop.
11:39That's fantastic.
11:40He's definitely on the toilet.
11:41No, he is not.
11:42That is not.
11:43No, that is not true.
11:46You gotta go.
11:53You must leave right now.
11:57You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
12:02Number two.
12:03I like it.
12:03Not bad.
12:04Actually, I might listen to that one.
12:07I might listen to that one.
12:08No, I won't listen to that one.
12:09Right now, is that or Schmangit, man?
12:11Yeah.
12:12Schmangit, girl.
12:13Yeah.
12:13You guys like Schmangit?
12:18Schmangit!
12:19Schmangit!
12:20Oh, no.
12:21This one might be my jam.
12:22The singer is called Frankie 2.7.
12:25Oh, 2.7.
12:26Not 2.0.
12:27No, no.
12:27Not 2.0.
12:282.7.
12:29Yeah.
12:302.0 is obvious.
12:316.7 is gonna go away.
12:32Yeah, yeah.
12:332.7 is the future.
12:35Yeah.
12:35So it's Frankie 2.7, okay?
12:38And this is the cover of the single.
12:40Wow.
12:41Stay strong.
12:42Stay strong with VHS.
12:42It's a couple of VHS tapes.
12:44Stay strong.
12:46It all makes sense so far.
12:48All right, let's take a listen to Stay Strong.
12:50This is the jam.
12:52My love is hard.
12:55Stay strong.
12:59Stay strong.
13:13Stay strong.
13:15Wait.
13:16He had me.
13:17He's doing number two.
13:18No, he's not.
13:19He's not.
13:19No one's on the toilet in any of these.
13:21That is...
13:23We're not saying he's on the trailer.
13:24It sounds like a drunk Randy Newman or something.
13:26Yeah, it sounded like it was...
13:33I like it.
13:39That's... This is my jam.
13:40I like... You like Schmange, I like Stay Strong right now.
13:43Yeah. There we go. These are my two faves.
13:45Take them off my Do Not playlist.
13:47We're down to our last one here.
13:48This is a West African singer called Wizzy Baba.
13:55There's Wizzy. The song is called,
13:57Whoo!
13:59Whoo!
14:00So, yeah, he probably wants...
14:01Yeah, he wants to assume when he says,
14:03Whoo! You'll say, Whoo!
14:05That's what I'm assuming the song is.
14:07Let's take a listen to Whoo!
14:20Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
14:31Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
14:34You can play, Ruth.
14:35Ruth, take it over. Take it over. Come on. Go.
14:40Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
14:44Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
14:46Whoo! That's all the time we ever do not play!
14:48If you have an app or something you think that we should use,
14:50send it to us at do not play at tonightshow.com.
14:53Stick around. We're playing Reverse Charades when we come back.
14:56Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
15:15Welcome back, everybody!
15:18We are about to play a game called Reverse Charades,
15:22which is charades, but with a twist, it's reversed.
15:25In order to do that, we're going to need some players.
15:27Joining my team, please welcome Grammy-winning singer
15:30and producer Miguel!
15:36Always, always, always the best, bud.
15:39Love you. Come on!
15:41That's what I'm talking about.
15:43Let's meet our competition.
15:47She's the star of the film
15:48If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You,
15:50the amazingly talented Rose Berg!
16:02That's right.
16:04Joining Rose's team is one of the stars of Stranger Things.
16:08It's the multi-talented Maya Hawke!
16:17Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
16:19All right.
16:20We're doing it.
16:21All right, now, here's how it works, everybody, okay?
16:23The seated partner knows the clue
16:25and will guide the standing partner to move their body
16:28by shouting out instructions at them.
16:30The seated partner can't say any of the words
16:32in the clue or use their hands to help them out.
16:35We have these here, these anti-gesticulation tubes...
16:41...to help make you not move your arms, okay?
16:44The standing partner has to guess what activity
16:46they're being told to do.
16:48Our team will kick things off.
16:49Rose and Maya, go ahead.
16:51You can sit right there on the couch.
16:53Miguel, we're playing the first round.
16:55I will grab the clue and I'm going to give it to you.
16:58You'll stand on the star, okay?
16:59What number should I pick?
17:00Seven!
17:00Okay, seven.
17:01There you go.
17:02Everyone could have said something.
17:04Seven.
17:04Everyone could have...
17:05One person said seven.
17:06Okay.
17:08All right.
17:10Okay.
17:11We got this.
17:12We got this, bud.
17:13All right, we got this.
17:14Okay.
17:14Focus up.
17:15Okay.
17:21Okay, ready?
17:22Bend over a little bit.
17:24No.
17:25Sorry, sorry.
17:26A little bit.
17:27There you go, yeah, yeah.
17:27Put your hands out.
17:31Put your hands out.
17:32One hand over the other.
17:34No, in a fist.
17:36Two fists.
17:37Okay.
17:38Yeah.
17:38Okay.
17:40No, no, lower, lower, lower.
17:41Lower.
17:42Yes.
17:42Golfing.
17:43Yeah, kind of more, but...
17:45Very delicate.
17:46Very delicate.
17:47On the ground, but very delicate.
17:49Yes, that's it.
17:50And be very quiet.
17:51You're doing it right.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:53You're so close.
17:54It was putting a golf ball.
17:56Wow.
17:57Putting.
17:58Golfing.
17:58I know, but we're very strict on the rules here.
18:01Sorry.
18:02So judges are rough.
18:03All right, we'll take a seat.
18:04You guys are up now.
18:05I think, Rose, you go give the clue.
18:08Maya, you could be in this seat.
18:10Okay.
18:10I'm acting it out?
18:10Yes, you're going to act it out.
18:12Okay.
18:13You'll be giving the clue.
18:13Oh, yeah.
18:14Got it.
18:14Got it.
18:15Okay.
18:15Pick a number.
18:15What number should she pick?
18:21Two.
18:21Two.
18:22I saw it.
18:22I heard a two.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:26I'm ready.
18:27All right.
18:29Okay.
18:31Tubes in.
18:31Yes.
18:32Okay, here we go.
18:33All right.
18:34Put your hands out in front of you and wiggle your fingers.
18:39Playing the piano.
18:41Mm.
18:42No.
18:43Massage.
18:44Imagine that you're looking straight forward at something that's connected to what your fingers
18:50are doing.
18:50I mean, I'm clearly playing the piano.
18:51I don't know what else.
18:52No.
18:53No.
18:53No, you're not.
18:54Ooh.
18:55Less movement.
18:56Don't move.
18:56Don't move.
18:57Keep your hands still.
18:59Acupuncture.
18:59Still, just the fingers move.
19:00The fingers move.
19:01The fingers move, but the hands don't move.
19:04What am I doing?
19:05And you're seeing something like, ah!
19:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:08What was it?
19:09Typing on a keyboard.
19:10Typing on a keyboard.
19:11Typing on a keyboard.
19:12Oh, no.
19:13I mean, it's tough.
19:14This game's tough.
19:15This game's tough.
19:16This game's tough.
19:16All right, good.
19:17Tough game.
19:17That was good clues.
19:20It was good acting, by the way, Rose.
19:21Great acting.
19:22What clue?
19:23Miguel.
19:24I want to look.
19:27Ten.
19:28Ten.
19:29Ten.
19:30Three.
19:31Three.
19:32All right, all right, all right.
19:32Three.
19:33All right, okay.
19:34All right.
19:35All right.
19:36Okay, I feel like we got this one.
19:38We got this one.
19:38We got this one.
19:39All right.
19:39I love it.
19:42All right, bud.
19:43Okay, I got to put these in here.
19:44Put your arms in.
19:45Yeah, it almost works with your sweater.
19:46Big bumblebee.
19:49I feel like I'm giving bumblebee vibes.
19:50This is good.
19:51It's like a superhero outfit.
19:52I love it.
19:53All right, bud, tell me.
19:53All right, all right.
19:56One hand.
19:57Close to your mouth.
20:00Up and down.
20:02Close your hand like a fist.
20:04Turn your fist downward.
20:07Keep it.
20:08Wait, okay.
20:09Don't speak.
20:10I'm speaking Spanish.
20:12Este.
20:12Este puede.
20:14Este puede.
20:14No, they're like, what?
20:15Si se puede.
20:16Leave your head alone.
20:17Yes.
20:18But open your mouth.
20:19Open your mouth.
20:20And, and...
20:25Brush my teeth!
20:26Yes!
20:27Yes!
20:27Yes!
20:28Yes!
20:29Yes!
20:32I'm speaking Spanish.
20:33I'm like, yo, I don't speak Spanish.
20:34Oh, my goodness.
20:35All right.
20:35All right, you're up now.
20:36All right.
20:37Rose, you're in the hot seat.
20:37Yeah.
20:38Rose, pick a clue.
20:38Get ready.
20:39All right, here we go.
20:40You'll be guessing.
20:41That was great.
20:42You got the point.
20:43Thank you, buddy.
20:44All right.
20:45Nice.
20:46Nice.
20:49Right.
20:51Okay.
20:53You look very confident.
20:56I love it.
20:57Okay, okay.
20:58All right, arms in the gesticulation tubes.
21:00Pump it up.
21:01All right.
21:01So, you are pursing your lips.
21:05Yep.
21:06And, and then you're...
21:08I'm a movie star.
21:08You've got a tiny thing in your...
21:12You've got a tiny thing in your hand.
21:13And you're putting it to your lips.
21:15And you're putting it to your lips.
21:17I'm applying lip gloss to my lip.
21:19Yes.
21:19To my voluptuous lips.
21:20Yes, and it's in your mouth.
21:22Uh-huh.
21:23It's in your mouth.
21:23I'm putting lip gloss in my mouth.
21:24In your mouth.
21:25But it's a bit saggy.
21:27It's saggy.
21:28It's saggy.
21:30It's saggy.
21:31It's saggy.
21:31I'm sorry.
21:31And then you're going to...
21:34Ah!
21:35What?
21:35I have no guesses.
21:37What?
21:38Blowing up a balloon.
21:39Oh!
21:42That's tricky.
21:44It's unfair.
21:44Now we're all gonna go at the same time.
21:47This is fun.
21:47Yes, here we go.
21:48What number should we pick?
21:49We're picking the same number.
21:50Same number?
21:51Ten numbers, me and you.
21:52Okay, which one?
21:53Oh, right.
21:55Four.
21:56Four.
21:58That's pretty wrong.
21:59Okay.
22:01Oh, okay.
22:02All right, so we're both gonna give clues at the same time.
22:04All right, the final round.
22:05This is for every...
22:05This is worth...
22:06This is worth 10,000 points.
22:08Okay.
22:10Whoever's...
22:11One, two, three.
22:12Put your arms out.
22:13Put your hands on your shoulders.
22:14Put your feet out.
22:15Your legs out.
22:15And scream.
22:17Yes, up.
22:18Yes, up.
22:18Yes, up.
22:19Now you're falling.
22:21You're falling.
22:22Screaming, screaming.
22:23No.
22:24I'm diving.
22:25What are you holding?
22:26You're holding.
22:26I'm holding my shoulders.
22:28It's open.
22:29It's blowing my hands.
22:30Yes, yes, yes.
22:31Parachute!
22:31I'm jumping out of the plane!
22:33Yes!
22:33I'm jumping out of the parachute plane!
22:35I'm skydiving!
22:37Woo!
22:46That's amazing!
22:47That was amazing!
22:48Our winners right there, Rose Byrd, Maya Huff!
22:52That was fantastic!
22:54Well done!
22:55Thank you, Miguel!
22:56We're talking around as we come back!
22:58Stick around, everybody!
22:59Have you so close!
23:01You're doing your perfect!
23:12Our first guest is Golden Globe,
23:15nominated and getting incredible reviews for her work in the movie,
23:19If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You.
23:21It's available on digital platforms now.
23:23Everyone, please welcome Rose Byrd!
23:26Can I kick it?
23:27Yes, you can!
23:28Can I kick it?
23:32Yes, you can!
23:33Can I kick it?
23:35Yes, you can!
23:36Can I kick it?
23:37Yes, you can!
23:38Can I kick it?
23:40Yes, you can!
23:41Can I kick it?
23:42Yes, you can!
23:43Can I kick it?
23:43Can I kick it?
23:44Go on!
23:45Go on!
23:46What's that?
23:47Yeah!
23:48Rose Byrd right there!
23:49Oh, my gosh!
23:50We loved it!
23:51Welcome back. Thank you.
23:52Thank you for coming back to The Tonight Show.
23:55I appreciate this. You always bring me a cocktail
23:58or something fun. What did you bring to this evening?
24:00This is very interesting.
24:01This is a kickin' mule.
24:04So it's kind of a twist on the Moscow mule.
24:07Yes. It's got a little jalapeno.
24:09Oh, but it's got a kick.
24:10Yes, it's got a kick. It's like a tequila base.
24:12But, yeah, a little kick in there. We could just...
24:14Cheers to you. We could test that.
24:15Cheers, pal.
24:21That is phenomenal.
24:22If you like a little spice.
24:24I love it, actually. A kickin' mule.
24:26A kickin' mule.
24:26And I love the copper mug.
24:27And the mug is so cute, right?
24:29But I also love that if I had legs, I'd kick you.
24:32That's right.
24:32Very smart.
24:33You got that ending the song that the guys played?
24:36Yes. If I had legs, I'd kick you.
24:37You are phenomenal in this movie.
24:39Aw, thank you.
24:40You know why I love you, but I mean, I love you.
24:42And Bridesmaids, you're hilarious.
24:43I think you should have got every award with that.
24:46But then you do this film.
24:48Totally different, by the way. Wowie.
24:49But let me read you some reviews.
24:51You can plug your ears if you'd like.
24:52No, speak up.
24:54Oh, very good, yeah.
24:56Rose Byrne gives the performance of a lifetime
24:58in If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You.
25:00That's Vanity Fair, said that.
25:04Time Out said you were epic and a tour de force.
25:08My God.
25:10Vulture said Byrne has never been better, sharper,
25:13or more intimidating.
25:15And it's time to give Rose Byrne her flowers.
25:17Hello! Come on now!
25:20Cheers to that!
25:22Can I kick it?
25:23Yes, you can.
25:24Oh, my goodness.
25:26Golden Gloves are this weekend.
25:27Are you excited to go?
25:28I am. I'm pumped up.
25:31Yep, it's going to be fun.
25:32Are you going with Bobby?
25:32You know what? So, Bobby, he can't come,
25:35which is such a bummer, but he's going to a
25:39reptile expo in New Jersey.
25:41What are you talking about?
25:42Yeah.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:44He's missing the Golden Gloves for a reptile expo.
25:47What is a reptile expo?
25:49Deep Jersey. Deep Jersey.
25:51So, we're getting a bearded dragon.
25:55All right, the kids, the kids.
25:57Do you know about these animals?
26:00I know they're like a lizard type of thing, right?
26:02They're native to Australia.
26:03They are?
26:04Yeah.
26:04This expo is like where everyone goes,
26:06and it's the place to go, and it was on the same day,
26:08and it would just be such a parent fail.
26:10So, we're doing it, and we're just like,
26:11and I'm on board for the dragon.
26:14It's going to be great.
26:15God, parents do anything for their kids.
26:16I love it.
26:17Come on.
26:17That is good for you.
26:19Anything.
26:20Well, he's doing God's work.
26:22He's doing God's work.
26:23So, who's going to go with you to the Golden Gloves?
26:26My brother.
26:26I'm taking my brother.
26:28Hey.
26:29George, who's wonderful.
26:32He's very handsome.
26:33He looks a bit like Rob Pattinson.
26:35Meets Jacob Elordi, so he always gets a lot of attention.
26:39Oh, do people think that he is Robert Pattinson?
26:41Sometimes.
26:42Yeah.
26:42Yeah, yeah.
26:42By the way, he's a good-looking seller right there.
26:45Hey.
26:47He does look like Robert Pattinson and Jacob Elordi.
26:49Head of...
26:50Yeah.
26:51That's what the Academy Awards when we presented
26:52with the Bridesmaids Girls.
26:54That was a long time ago.
26:56But, yeah, so he's going to come and support.
26:57So, it should be fun.
26:58It should be fun.
26:59Let's talk about If I Had Legs, I Kick You.
27:01What is that title based off?
27:03So, it's kind of...
27:04Mary Bronstein, the writer-director, can speak to it more,
27:06but it's like, you know, that saying, you know,
27:08you don't have a leg to stand on.
27:09And the character's really going through a rough time.
27:13And if she did have a leg to stand on, she'd kick you,
27:15because she's got a lot of anger.
27:17Yes.
27:18Yes, she's going through it.
27:19I got to say, I was surprised.
27:21Twists and turns, every...
27:23Well-directed, great A24 film.
27:27I loved it.
27:28Everything.
27:28You don't know where it's going to happen.
27:29And the cast...
27:31I know.
27:31...was fantastic.
27:33Yeah, yeah.
27:33Conan O'Brien.
27:34Conan O'Brien!
27:35He's fantastic.
27:36I know.
27:37He plays your therapist.
27:38He plays my therapist, which is so funny,
27:40because, like, you guys, you know,
27:41he had his show, obviously, for 30 years,
27:43and he's like, you guys are like therapists.
27:45I mean, you just sit there and listen to people
27:47just banging on about themselves,
27:49and the bearded dragon, and this and that.
27:51You know what I mean?
27:51And you've got to, like, act interested.
27:53Yeah.
27:53You know what I mean?
27:55But then, A$AP Rocky.
27:57I know, A$AP Rocky.
27:58I know.
28:00He's great!
28:01Yeah.
28:01How was he to work with?
28:02He works so hard.
28:03He's so charming.
28:04He's so curious.
28:06You know, and it's this different world for him.
28:08You know?
28:08Of course.
28:08Like, obviously, it does so many things,
28:09but this being...
28:10I think it was he shot it before he did Spike Lee's movie.
28:13You know, so he was wonderful and funny and, yeah.
28:16And we kept hoping, you know, Rihanna would come to set.
28:20Did she ever come?
28:21Um, she never came.
28:22All right.
28:23She's come to set in the middle of nowhere in Brooklyn.
28:25Maybe after the Golden Globes, she'll come and say hi.
28:27She's got some better things to do.
28:28Please, yeah.
28:29The movie is a little bit of a psychological thriller.
28:32Yeah, it plays really...
28:33It's like...
28:34It's kind of so many genres in it.
28:36Like, at the New York Festival, it played really like a comedy.
28:38Like, it's a very sophisticated audience,
28:40and they laughed immediately.
28:41And then in Toronto, it was like a horror film.
28:42So it's got a lot of different...
28:44Yeah, she could look at it both ways.
28:45Yeah, it's a real magic trick.
28:47It's a punk rock tale on motherhood.
28:48It's really just wildly unique and entertaining.
28:52It is kind of punk.
28:53Yeah, it's punk.
28:54Yeah, like Mary.
28:54You are unbelievable in it, and I love you.
28:57I want to show a clip.
28:58Here's Rose Byrne, and if I had legs, I'd kick you.
29:01Like, look at this.
29:03Oh!
29:07Oh!
29:10Oh!
29:10What's going on?
29:11Mommy! Mommy!
29:13Mommy!
29:15Mommy!
29:16Mommy!
29:20Mommy!
29:22Mommy!
29:23Mommy!
29:25Mommy!
29:28Mommy!
29:29Mommy!
29:31Mommy!
29:32Mommy!
29:33Mommy!
29:34Mommy!
29:35I would not believe it.
29:40Yeah. Anything can happen. It's so good.
29:44Rose Byrne, everyone.
29:45If I Had Legs, I Kick You is available
29:48on digital platforms now. Watch it.
29:51We'll be right back with Maya Hawke. Come on back.
30:06Our next guest is a talented actor who you know and love
30:10as Robin in Stranger Things.
30:12The entire fifth and final season is streaming now on Netflix.
30:18Please welcome Maya Hawke.
30:36Ah, Hawke, come on.
30:38You know it's always great to see you.
30:40Always great to see you.
30:41Am I going to get one of Rose's cocktails, too?
30:43No, no, no. We save that for after the show.
30:45You got to bring your own cocktails on the show.
30:47That's the way we work here.
30:48Understood.
30:48Let's talk about Stranger Things.
30:50I was going to ask you, because all the rumors
30:53and going up to the finale,
30:55there's all sorts of things on the Internet.
30:56They said, forget Steve, forget Jonathan.
31:00Robin Buckley is the one who's cooked.
31:03There was a rumor that you were going to be...
31:05I mean, spoilers, if you haven't seen it, but you were...
31:08That I was going to die?
31:09Yes. I think it's just that people were sick
31:10of hearing me talk so much, and they were hoping...
31:12No, no.
31:13...that Vecna would just, like, you know...
31:15Are you rocking Robin? That's right. Come on.
31:18By the way, the last two seasons,
31:21your character has become so funny and so charming and so...
31:25I don't know how to describe you. Quirky?
31:27I don't know. You say words that I've never heard said.
31:30Yeah, you know, I started doing this thing
31:32that I probably shouldn't have done
31:34where I just would come in in the morning and be like,
31:36well, I'm just going to try to sneak one weird word
31:39under the radar.
31:40And I didn't think they would keep them all, but they did.
31:43They kept all of them. Yeah, yeah.
31:44Yeah.
31:45I had a fun game that I thought we could maybe play.
31:48Yeah, see, you keep looking back there.
31:49What's back there?
31:50Well, there's a graduation that's part of this finale.
31:54How great is Gaten's speech, by the way,
31:56the graduation speech?
31:58I love that speech.
31:59Hellfire, hellfire. He's the best.
32:02I do love him.
32:03But I thought that here's everybody, okay, in Hawkins.
32:06And then what I thought we could do is maybe you take this.
32:09And then what I have is a yearbook superlatives board.
32:12Ooh. Okay?
32:13And then I want you to place the photo of who belongs
32:17in each superlative square, okay?
32:20And we can pick which one you want to start with.
32:23The top one, the cutest couple I've ever was.
32:25I mean, I'm tempted to do one of these two eyes.
32:29Oh, yeah, sure, do it.
32:30Maybe, but...
32:31Who?
32:32Well, he's...
32:32Oh!
32:34All right, that's good.
32:35Yeah, I like this.
32:37But also, who has the best eyes except he has the best eyes?
32:41Of course, Noah.
32:43Oh, yeah.
32:44Should we put him in best eyes?
32:46Okay, sure.
32:46And then is this, I don't know, Class Clown?
32:51Or...
32:51Who?
32:52Yeah.
32:53Finn?
32:53No.
32:54No?
32:54Mike?
32:55No.
32:56Okay, where does he go?
32:57Mike, Class Clown?
32:58I don't know.
32:58Mike, I would think...
33:00Well, I mean, you would know more than I would.
33:01He's funny, but I think...
33:03Spirited?
33:04No.
33:05Okay.
33:08I think go back to couple.
33:10Definitely not.
33:10Okay, okay, okay.
33:11You got to do that.
33:12They're the best couple.
33:13Yeah, that works.
33:13Best couple, thank goodness.
33:14Okay.
33:15And then you got to do me because I'm too scared to do me.
33:19Oh.
33:20Either best all around?
33:22No, uh...
33:23Come on, you're on my show right now.
33:25No, but no, Nancy's got to do best all around.
33:27Most spirited.
33:27Okay.
33:28Is that okay?
33:28And then we go Nancy best all around.
33:30Oh, Nancy.
33:31All right.
33:32Yes, I'm liking this.
33:33I think we're ending up with great.
33:35Something good.
33:35Okay, and then we've got Sadie's always running up that hill.
33:38Yes.
33:39So she's got to be most athletic.
33:41Ah, very smart.
33:43I like that.
33:44How about Class Clown's got to be...
33:45It's Gaten.
33:46I don't know.
33:47Steve is pretty good company.
33:49It's Dustin, right?
33:50Dustin.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Dustin or Steve?
33:51Dustin?
33:52Okay.
33:52Dustin!
33:53So then we do Dustin, Class Clown.
33:55Yeah, he's so fun.
33:55Then we got to do Steve Best Eyes.
33:57Yeah, he's a stud.
33:59Best.
33:59That should be...
34:04Best.
34:04Oh!
34:06Hair.
34:06Yeah.
34:07Yeah, yeah.
34:07That's very good.
34:08That's...
34:09He's so sick of talking about that hair.
34:11I know, but he loves it.
34:12Come on.
34:13All right.
34:14We have most reliable?
34:15Um, got to be Lucas, right?
34:17Yes.
34:17He was there.
34:19He was...
34:19He played...
34:20He played that song for Max.
34:22Stayed with Max.
34:23He was there by the hospital bed the whole time.
34:24Yes, and brought her back.
34:25I love that, dude.
34:26Beautiful, huh?
34:26Most likely to succeed without trying.
34:29Got to be Jonathan.
34:30Yeah, yeah.
34:31He's awesome.
34:31Yeah, I love that.
34:32Um, and then...
34:33Most likely to change...
34:35I wonder, who's most likely to change the world?
34:37Most likely to change the world?
34:39Please place it on there, and I will say, I believe!
34:43Come on!
34:45Mick!
34:47Whoo!
34:48Thank you for doing that.
34:50Congratulations.
34:50It was so fun.
34:51To the entire Hawkins class of 89.
34:53I want to show a clip.
34:54Here's Maya Hawkins in Season 5 of Stranger Things.
34:57Take a look.
34:58This way, guys.
34:59Come on, come on, come on.
35:00Get down, get down.
35:08Hey.
35:10I'm really sorry.
35:11I thought you were a turkey.
35:14I'm sorry for lying to you for, like, a ludicrously extended period of time.
35:19For the record, I wasn't lying about answers.
35:23And if by some miracle we survive this, I'm going to take you there, and we are getting
35:29dessert.
35:31Deal.
35:44Yes!
35:49Maya Hawkins, everybody!
35:51The entire fifth and final season of Stranger Things is streaming now on Netflix.
35:56We'll be right back with a performance from Miguel.
35:59Stick around.
36:02Uh-huh.
36:03Smash the rabbit.
36:05I asked you.
36:08The fire from the empire on a more high level.
36:14Performing Angel's song from his new album, Chaos.
36:17Give it up for Miguel!
36:33Give it up for Miguel!
36:47Oh, come on a date.
36:50I miss you, mom.
36:51It's been a while.
36:52Super song around my hip now.
36:55The government's playing Hunger Games.
36:58Washed up, pressed out, capped in the stem and trip out.
37:04Blowing objects in the skies, declassified, still denied.
37:10Money, money, we won't break chains.
37:13Same old same in Neverland.
37:15Hold my breath on his David Blaine.
37:18Life's stories made in the sand, yeah.
37:25I can just enjoy the view.
37:31Yeah, just enjoy the view.
37:33I forget the world's unraveling when I'm looking at you.
37:46Yeah, yeah.
37:48I forget the world's unraveling.
37:55Holocaust in the Holy Land.
37:59Artificial love, algorithm schemes.
38:01Blue angels sitting home now.
38:04Fatherhood, changing plans.
38:07Nothing been the same, such as the past.
38:10Cycles in and begin.
38:13My copper flight from Eli.
38:16Space is first class.
38:21Yeah!
38:22So we can just enjoy the view.
38:28I just enjoy the view.
38:31I just enjoy the view.
38:33I forget the world's unraveling when I'm looking at the tiny hand of mine.
38:47All right.
38:49Lord, just like mine.
38:53You deserve a world that's perfect.
38:57I'm sorry that I'm perfect.
39:00But there's nothing I had that I wouldn't do to you.
39:04Cause this is all I love about you.
39:11I needed an angel love that I found you.
39:17This is all I love about you.
39:22I needed an angel love that I found you.
39:28I needed an angel love that I found you.
39:35I needed an angel love that I'm looking at.
39:39Oh!
39:41Oh, come on!
39:58That is...come on!
40:00That is what I'm talking about!
40:01No, no, stay out there.
40:03Come on!
40:03Get your flowers right there. That's Miguel.
40:05Come on, bud! That's how you do it!
40:09Miguel! Catch him on tour starting February 10th.
40:12We'll be right back, everybody.
40:15Say it!
40:27My thanks to Rose Byrne, Maya Hawke, Miguel once again!
40:34Thank you. I love you.
40:36The Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:40Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:43Good night, everybody. Thank you!
40:44Get involved!
40:45Gotta get involved!
40:47Get, get, get involved!
40:49Get into it!
40:51Yeah!
40:53Uh-huh.
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