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The Boys Season 5 Episode 2 | English Sub
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:18Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:52Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:00:59What was I so afraid of?
00:01:11What was I so afraid of?
00:01:14If I would fly, I think I should stand and fire, And disappear into the night, Into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:01:58that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:14They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire with holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:03Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:09Praise our hearts.
00:03:12Guys.
00:03:12Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet water.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:24Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:27Amen.
00:03:27Stand up.
00:03:30Men.
00:03:31Men.
00:03:33Men.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:04I get no doubt, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
00:04:09I get no doubt, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
00:04:16You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working. Sorted. Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:27I get no doubt, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
00:04:32Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:42Yeah. When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood, poor sods didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:03And kept me prisoner. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right, listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, Zoe reckon we just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:41You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I'm glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:49Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he scold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:13So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57All right, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus, and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, all right?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:40Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh?
00:08:07Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
00:08:16Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:25Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:30We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:37Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:52Mm.
00:08:53Mm.
00:08:55Mm.
00:08:56Mm.
00:08:57Mm.
00:08:59Mm.
00:09:00Mm.
00:09:00Mm.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Mon girl, listen.
00:09:09Chewed off.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain.
00:09:22And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:38So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:13I'd love you too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:36Come on.
00:10:45Your bottom half.
00:10:47Is it good even grown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me.
00:10:52Don't ask me what you know is true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I...
00:11:04I was standing.
00:11:08You were there.
00:11:11And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:18And they could never help you tear us apart.
00:11:20I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us don't know why
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:35I was standing
00:11:36I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:39And they could never help you tear us apart.
00:12:00God damn it, Adrian
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know
00:12:10I don't know
00:12:10You left me no choice
00:12:13I know my leadership style can be
00:12:15Stern
00:12:16But
00:12:17It was for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself as
00:12:24The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:42Pop Fang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:47No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:53I gave you a chance
00:12:54To make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do
00:13:04To deserve that
00:13:05What
00:13:06Was I too nurturing
00:13:08Too forgiving
00:13:10Well, maybe
00:13:10But damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:17I could count on you, man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest man
00:13:36Are the most alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:13:44Was it?
00:13:48I could be
00:13:49No, I don't know
00:13:54That was
00:13:54If you know
00:13:57I could see
00:13:58It was
00:13:58For me
00:14:00I would be
00:14:14I could feel
00:14:33Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Sticks
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows
00:14:38And we're doing a Botality Vamp Glam tutorial
00:14:42Wankers, can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
00:14:46You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:52Dog wankers
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of Constraight are gonna hear
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
00:15:03They go out, we go in
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year
00:15:07He might not live here anymore
00:15:09Every day Countess Crow
00:15:10So, Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good
00:15:32Oi, look lively back there
00:15:35All right, nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in
00:15:38Bring it back here
00:15:42Keep the engine running
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:15:53Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down, cams too
00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem
00:16:29Put on the man
00:16:32He really let himself go
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45Oh my god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds
00:16:49My dick weighs more rich
00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him
00:16:55He moved the three of us
00:16:57So what now?
00:17:16You
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ
00:17:27For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years
00:17:29In a CIA black site
00:17:31I just found out this morning
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:47Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher
00:17:53Find him yourself
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited
00:17:56And you are the best tracker there is
00:18:00I just, I need you to find him
00:18:01And report back
00:18:03Very simple
00:18:05You want me
00:18:07To work for you
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me
00:18:11And I can help you
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback
00:18:15I don't need you for that
00:18:18Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay
00:18:23All right
00:18:24Listen to me
00:18:26I'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know
00:18:30And listen
00:18:31I am
00:18:32Vought now
00:18:33Me
00:18:34So the public?
00:18:36Like, they're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are
00:18:40I can resurrect you
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:46Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53And blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57Hey, you could try
00:19:00Who knows, you might even fry the V right out of my blood
00:19:05Or you might not
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you
00:19:12Than you hate me
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you
00:19:21The minute I turn my back
00:19:22How do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:26Look
00:19:26Uh
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me
00:19:40All is forgiven
00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53Improve your sleep
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system
00:19:57Nourish your soul
00:19:59The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03Life force from leaving the body
00:20:06And invited prana
00:20:08Solar energy in
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium by Vought
00:20:16By bros
00:20:17For bros
00:20:18Okay, we need to abort
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26Fuck it
00:20:27We'll test it here
00:20:28What test?
00:20:30Monsieur Jarcutay, if the virus is contagious
00:20:32As Samir says, c'est fini
00:20:34The game is over
00:20:35No, Butcher's right
00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so
00:20:38We can't leave
00:20:40Virus
00:20:41What?
00:20:42Virus
00:20:42Look, I don't break you lot out of the pain to flap about
00:20:45Now all we gotta do
00:20:47Is seal the ventilation
00:20:48Every exit point
00:20:49Tighter than a Boy Scout's asshole
00:20:52A jamboree
00:20:53No, c'est pas possible
00:20:55No, c'est pas possible
00:20:56No, c'est pas possible
00:20:57No, c'est pas possible
00:20:59No, c'est pas possible
00:20:59Maybe
00:21:02Yo
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh
00:21:08His heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:13Like a blue whale
00:21:14If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:18Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:21You lot sort this
00:21:21I'll fetch the virus
00:21:23Can we go, you and me?
00:21:31Well, you two, leave it out, would you?
00:21:33Fucking work in here
00:21:37Hey
00:21:37Coming with you
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you
00:21:43Hmm
00:21:44Yeah
00:21:46Suit yourself
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01Where's more?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon
00:22:04Won't say where he's going
00:22:05Won't say shit
00:22:06I think he's on method
00:22:08Fucking Meisner technique
00:22:11Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
00:22:15But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President
00:22:20Good idea
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content
00:22:27Honestly, the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:42Love it
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for vaults military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:49And for the existing freedom camps
00:22:51Treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:56But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:59The president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:23:02He'll back you
00:23:03You can do it
00:23:04Speak up
00:23:05And a lot of these sympathizers are Vought customers
00:23:07Won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vought Plus
00:23:14Wow
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara
00:23:17Well, all righty then
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake
00:23:36Soldier boy
00:23:37This is the president, vice president of the United States of America
00:23:41They work for me
00:23:43Everyone
00:23:43Soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
00:23:47Once he is located William Butcher and Annie January
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir
00:23:52No, sir, I can do this
00:23:54I can bring them in
00:23:55Oh, like you did with A-Train
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep
00:23:59Competence
00:24:00Oh, and Steve
00:24:01Soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh
00:24:05He was guilty of
00:24:07You know, treason
00:24:11Consider it done, sir
00:24:13Terrific
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a
00:24:20Manhattan
00:24:21Manhattan
00:24:22Thanks, Steve
00:24:24Of course
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No
00:24:30Steven
00:24:32I'll also have a Manhattan
00:24:36Goddamn
00:24:38Since when could Supes teabag the president?
00:24:41Since me
00:24:59Okay, what's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:23Almost got you fuckers
00:25:27Ha ha
00:25:29Oh, shit
00:25:31No
00:25:33All it is that explains how he's grown
00:25:37From bashing his bishop
00:25:40Gross
00:25:50That's what I'm talking about
00:25:52Oh, God
00:25:57Fucking unsanitary
00:25:59Ugh
00:26:06What?
00:26:27I'm sorry
00:26:30I'm sorry
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet
00:26:36Ember. It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into
00:26:40police fans. We talked about this. I don't have a choice. They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go. Today I'm gonna be going for a dark hero look. So we're gonna be using
00:26:54Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the best-
00:26:58Yeah! Roman! Will you dare enter my dark domain? I am Countess Crow! Countess of the Crows!
00:27:06And I shall make you do the day that you decide to-
00:27:09Fuck it!
00:27:17Fuck.
00:27:20C'est ça. It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's a good metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:38What is the matter?
00:27:39What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone. Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento
00:27:49and Boise. I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them. They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them. I told them that we were gonna make it
00:28:06out.
00:28:07Fuckin' easy for me to say. I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petitui any of this?
00:28:15No, no. Because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you.
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:33So I just get a fuckin' white micket fence and cherry pie. No. I can't live like that. If I
00:28:41follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:51I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:58And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fuckin' shit. You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:09I think anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep! Just let go! Get your chopped old man hands off of me!
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit. Starlight. Oh, my God. You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as Rock Harden.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right. Come on.
00:29:42No. What?
00:29:44Let me go!
00:29:49Baby power!
00:29:51Come on! Let's take care!
00:29:53Come on!
00:29:54Come on!
00:30:04Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush. The drink of heroes.
00:30:15Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut!
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please. This is a mistake. I am not starlighter.
00:30:24Only 15 calories.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:26Now, with acai.
00:30:29And maca roots.
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory. Go back inside, please.
00:30:34Yo! You stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again.
00:30:41And fix your tits. They're lopsided.
00:30:43Okay, come on, come on.
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush.
00:30:50Now, with acai and maca roots.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun and camp.
00:30:56No!
00:30:57No!
00:31:02Mom!
00:31:03Blover.
00:31:04Not a chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every super than 500 miles will be up our arse within the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course.
00:31:11Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job!
00:31:18Come and go.
00:31:19Down.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:48Homelander.
00:31:52Homelander.
00:31:55Sage.
00:31:56I was just...
00:31:58What can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No.
00:32:10I did not.
00:32:11Of course not.
00:32:14Well, what am I gonna say?
00:32:15Uh, uh, uh...
00:32:16Yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful.
00:32:20Because there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah, that's tactical.
00:32:41Exactly.
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:51You don't know that's gonna happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces.
00:32:55Because it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Mm-hmm.
00:32:59Right?
00:33:01Mm-hmm.
00:33:01Mm-hmm.
00:33:03Mm-hmm.
00:33:12Mm-hmm.
00:33:15Mm-hmm.
00:33:20Mm-hmm.
00:33:22Mm-hmm.
00:33:24Mm-hmm.
00:33:24Mm-hmm.
00:33:26Mm-hmm.
00:33:26Mm-hmm.
00:33:26Mm-hmm.
00:33:26Mm-hmm.
00:33:27Mm-hmm.
00:33:27Mm-hmm.
00:33:28Mm-hmm.
00:33:28Mm-hmm.
00:33:29Mm-hmm.
00:33:29Mm-hmm.
00:33:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:39Transporting it without the necessary...
00:33:41All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking.
00:33:42We'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-0% chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:09Well.
00:34:12Best not drop out, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:26Breathe, putain.
00:34:39Do you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late.
00:34:46No, le conard is in Paris.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
00:34:50Merde alors, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh God, when everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is gonna take a
00:35:12shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have like ten crows at one time?
00:35:50What's it called, a murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:03Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Prozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:21Great, great.
00:36:22Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:38Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:37:02Careful.
00:37:08Oi.
00:37:09Fucking smart, are you?
00:37:10Ain't you a little glad Atrian's dead?
00:37:16No.
00:37:17I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things,
00:37:20but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes
00:37:25that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:28I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet gaping pussy shite on the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:44I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:45Talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you,
00:37:52poncing about with this Jimny cricket,
00:37:54listening to your heart, bollocks,
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:01Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:07You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15I won't let you do it.
00:38:16Love it.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:55You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:13Boy, ain't you supposed to be a giant-arse thudder?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:18Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:21Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:31Just you and me.
00:39:33No, mate.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:48Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now,
00:39:54if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you!
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain,
00:40:04and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:17Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:21Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, Pollocko.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself.
00:40:39Hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:55Do you wanna know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
00:41:07What the fuck was that?
00:41:19You two fucktards of the local soups?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy?
00:41:25What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:29The fuck?
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:37Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:40I'm gonna rip your asses.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:43Oh.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:52Fucking figures.
00:41:58get ready we're coming in whoa whoa slow down kid
00:42:02soldier boy he's alive fuck that just how long do we have just huey huey
00:42:13we gotta move a fucking h-bomb is headed this way oh shit
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00:43:31i gotta drop the dookie
00:43:33get it
00:43:34that's you
00:43:37you're the dookie
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00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in your face.
00:45:21Bro, not right now.
00:45:30What the fuck?
00:45:54No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:59Hey!
00:46:00Come here!
00:46:37Come here!
00:47:02Come here!
00:47:07Well?
00:47:08I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No.
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on.
00:47:17Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, my heart.
00:47:20And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:30Beep.
00:47:58Yes.
00:48:00Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:04Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina crispy chicken taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:18Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking god.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:28Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till
00:48:48he needs indeed replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:58She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:08It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:33That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:41I need a minute.
00:49:49From back here I see a spine.
00:49:51Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:53No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:54This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
00:50:00he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:02And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:20You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA.
00:50:35The Pentagon.
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:39I'm not a leader.
00:50:40I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:45Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:56How?
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure.
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03No chance.
00:51:04Thank you for your mother.
00:51:06No.
00:51:18God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on that 23.
00:51:28Sold your cunt down.
00:51:29Homelander to go.
00:51:31We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Wonka.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote, nobody will ever find us.
00:52:03You were right.
00:52:05This virus, there is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it, except to take you as far away from here as
00:52:15possible.
00:52:33Mon amour.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:38It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39How innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41No.
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:47I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:04We...
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:28This virus...
00:53:31Is fucking brutal.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:50You're perfect.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:07But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:26I know.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:58Here's a good boy.
00:55:00Really?
00:55:15Whoa, hey. Be careful, sir.
00:55:17There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:25You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:29I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:41Should've been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry. Leave.
00:55:50I was swimming.
00:55:52I was swimming.
00:56:08I was swimming.
00:56:10I was swimming.
00:56:10But you're swimming.
00:56:14No.
00:56:18Not you, too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:57:02I'm sorry.
00:57:34I'm sorry.
00:57:54This is the night where...
00:57:58This is the night where...
00:58:02He drinks a whiskey drink.
00:58:03He drinks a vodka drink.
00:58:04He drinks a lager drink.
00:58:05He drinks a cider drink.
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times.
00:58:09He sings the songs that remind him of the best times.
00:58:12Don't cry for me!
00:58:16Explodin' love!
00:58:19I get no doubt, but write it up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no doubt, but write it up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I get no doubt, but write it up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I get no doubt, but write it up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:38I get no doubt, but write it up again
00:58:41You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:43I get no doubt, but write it up again
00:58:45I can't go down, I can't go down
00:58:49I can't go down, I can't go down
00:59:15I can't go down
00:59:59I can't go down, I can't go down
01:00:03I can't go down, I can't go down
01:00:05I can't go down, I can't go down
01:00:05I can't go down
01:00:05I can't go down
01:00:05I can't go down
01:00:05I can't go down
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