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00:00We started with ten comedians
00:03It's like the first day of school
00:04and just one rule
00:05do
00:06not
00:07laugh
00:10Are you doing bub alright?
00:11or burp
00:13or squirt sausages at a nice old lady
00:16Oh dear
00:17but one by one
00:19they've cracked
00:20No!
00:21Whoa, snap!
00:23Ten
00:24has become four
00:26I've gotta give you a red card
00:31His eye looks like a grape
00:32in a tumble dryer
00:40Who will go the distance
00:41and be the last one laughing?
00:44Okay, that was definitely a laugh
01:04one, two, three
01:07Four
01:10Three
01:12Two
01:13Two
01:15Two
01:21Two
01:23Doors.
01:25We've only got 40 minutes left.
01:27So we're going to go sudden death.
01:29Oh, wow.
01:31OK.
01:33We've not got much time left.
01:34If anyone laughs, it's a red card.
01:37Ooh.
01:39What are you doing there, Jimmy?
01:41I've got to go.
01:42I've got to be quick.
01:44Hey, yo.
01:45That's very good.
01:45Hey, look at them gun.
01:46Doors.
01:48Doors!
01:49For fuck's sake.
02:00Jimmy, as I live and breathe.
02:07Do you want a hand, Jimmy?
02:09I'll be OK.
02:15If they didn't laugh at that, they're not going to laugh at anything.
02:18No, no.
02:21You're really happy, aren't you?
02:24I might just leave that there.
02:25Doors.
02:30He's left his freaking little sofa thing.
02:41Oh, dear.
02:46Did you see that I bumped into the door?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah.
02:50I thought I styled it out.
02:51No, no, no, no.
02:53It was a little panic in your voice as you went,
02:56Doors!
02:58Doors!
02:59Doors!
02:59That was so good.
03:02God damn it.
03:08Bob's going to get a song.
03:11Is that his laptop?
03:12Yes!
03:14Love song, darling?
03:16Yes, please.
03:17Would you join me?
03:19I'd like to tell you about my true feelings for you.
03:26So just relax, yeah?
03:28Just wrote a few words for you.
03:34You are the love of my life.
03:39Would you one day be my wife?
03:43Because if you would, I would give up the booze,
03:48tend to your crops and sterilise your loo.
03:53Both of those things I would do for you.
03:57Because you are the love of my life.
04:02You are the hobbit I adore.
04:07I'll buy you meat and what's more.
04:11If we were together, I'd stop drinking bitter.
04:16I'd polish your shoes and mend the leak in your shitter.
04:21Both of these things I would do for you.
04:25Because you are the love of my life.
04:32I hope in some way that helped.
04:34It did help.
04:35That was very moving.
04:36And I liked the way you rhymed bitter and shitter.
04:40I couldn't think of anything else.
04:43I think David Mitchell might be unbreakable.
04:45David, have you ever dropped a Bible onto, like, a dog or something?
04:53LAUGHTER
04:55Not onto a dog.
04:57You pretty certainly get a good grip when it's a religious text.
05:00A Bible, yeah, I think I'd probably do accord it.
05:04Favourite shape?
05:06Favourite shape, square.
05:07Nine bits of advice?
05:08Nine.
05:09So they're targeting David?
05:14Try and get your tax bill done early.
05:16Don't smoke.
05:18Don't tell people not to smoke.
05:23Learn to drive.
05:24I wish I'd learned to drive.
05:25Do you not drive?
05:26David, it's not to live, my friend.
05:28No, but that wouldn't, you know, a bit of practice on that wouldn't be a...
05:33Hey, he's ready.
05:34She went at speed!
05:36Do you want to have a go, Dave?
05:37I mean...
05:38It's quite fun.
05:39Is it?
05:39Yeah, it's great.
05:40David on a poofet is fun, isn't it?
05:41It's good.
05:43Well, that's true.
05:43You know what I mean?
05:44There we go.
05:45There he goes.
05:48I'm going very tentatively.
05:50Go through the gap.
05:50I can't really steer.
05:52Right, here's Ramesh's rap book.
05:55Read us.
05:56OK, let's have a look.
05:59Come on, right.
06:01I think David's playing a good game.
06:02He's going to try to take them all out.
06:04Yeah.
06:04It's a lovely treat, isn't it?
06:05That's how you dreamed of your rap soon performed.
06:08Banned from Kiss Chase, this is called.
06:11David finding my rap book.
06:13I mean, even saying the words as a 47-year-old father of three,
06:17my rap book, please smash me in the face.
06:20It was like somebody finding a pair of your skiddy underpants.
06:24My romantic struggle started early.
06:27When I was eight, the whole class played Kiss Chase and I was banned from participating.
06:31Do it in a rap way, though, David.
06:32It was in a rap way.
06:41Is that more rap?
06:43That was deep rap, yeah.
06:44Yeah.
06:44Go deeper, Dave.
06:47David might go.
06:48David might go.
06:50My romantic struggle started early.
06:53When I was eight, the whole class...
06:54It doesn't scan.
06:56It's the introduction.
06:57It's not the actual, you know.
06:59The whole class played Kiss Chase and I was banned from participating,
07:02mainly by the kids, but the teacher admitted they had their reasons.
07:06Oh, sorry.
07:07This is just an introductory paragraph to the rap.
07:13This makes a lot more sense.
07:15Go on, Dave.
07:15Kiss Chase, kiss Chase, please kiss my face.
07:19You'll need to slow down, though, I'm not good in a race.
07:22Kiss Chase, please kiss me, although I am smelly.
07:24I struggle with B.O. and don't watch under my belly.
07:28That was hard.
07:31Sorry, I'm not taking the blame for that.
07:34David Mitchell could read a Kendrick Lamar lyric and ruin it.
07:44Can I...
07:45Can I...
07:45Oh, I haven't...
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:47Hello?
07:48Oh, hi, Sam.
07:49Could you get David to do his Joker, please?
07:52Vladimir Putin has been assassinated.
07:54Who?
07:54It's time for David's Joker.
07:56My Joker?
07:58I think it...
07:59Yeah.
07:59I think they just...
08:00OK.
08:00Yeah.
08:00OK.
08:01Let's go.
08:02This way.
08:03He's got two Jokers.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:07This is so exciting.
08:08Do you want to have a waltz with me, Bob?
08:10No.
08:10OK.
08:15Hello.
08:17Sorry, just before I start, a bit of explanation about this one.
08:21I've worked with a lot of stand-up comedians over the years,
08:25but I've never done stand-up.
08:27I feel I know you.
08:29I thought this would be a very trusting environment just to try it out.
08:33Oh, no.
08:34Anyway, just a bit of stand-up comedy from me, please.
08:38Go for it.
08:39Go for it.
08:39Be supportive.
08:40Absolutely.
08:41OK, quick reminder, if anyone laughs, red card.
08:47Ladies and gentlemen, he hasn't tried stand-up before,
08:51so please give him a big hand.
08:55David!
09:01I know what you're thinking.
09:03David Mitchell's let himself go.
09:09Oh, is this thing on?
09:12Fuck!
09:14Fuck!
09:18Um, OK, yeah, so, um...
09:24I went on a dating app the other day,
09:29as a result of which my wife has left me.
09:33In retrospect, I shouldn't have used her email.
09:36But, uh, didn't want the spam.
09:44Um...
09:46Uh...
09:47Cats and dogs.
09:48Um, so cats and dogs!
09:53They're overwhelmingly similar, aren't they?
09:57Domesticated mammalian quadrupeds.
09:58The lot of them.
10:00Bob?
10:01Bob?
10:01Bob's in trouble.
10:03So, no point in anthropomorphic...
10:05No point in anthropomorphic...
10:08Fundamentally, they're the same thing.
10:09They live in the house and they won't try to kill you.
10:12Oh, you know, although there have been terrible, terrible news.
10:15Let's just...
10:15No, move along.
10:18Crowd work.
10:20Um...
10:20Crowd work.
10:24Uh...
10:25Where...
10:26Where are you from?
10:27Uh, Middlesbrough.
10:28Sorry, no, I'll keep the...
10:29Where...
10:30Where are you from?
10:31Middlesbrough.
10:31Fuckingham?
10:32He said fuckingham!
10:35Honestly, what a...
10:36Fucking...
10:37Fuckingham where?
10:38Fucking and fuckingham, sure?
10:42It's weird.
10:43Are you...
10:43Are you together?
10:44Not really.
10:45What are you doing with him?
10:50That's going nowhere.
10:54Um...
10:55It's very close to what I do, though.
10:59Observational stuff.
11:01Um...
11:01Okay, so...
11:02What about...
11:03What's the deal with assisted dying?
11:10Who wants assistance dying?
11:12It's the last thing you want.
11:14I mean, what's next?
11:15Assisted stubbing your toe.
11:18Assisted being late for work.
11:21Assisted stepping on a plug.
11:24Assisted falling over.
11:27Assisted...
11:27What other bad?
11:28Assisted being in a traffic jam.
11:30Assisted food poisoning.
11:36Assisted getting a bad back.
11:39Why do people want assistance dying?
11:42Hmm?
11:43It's a serious topic.
11:48No, obviously, you're quite right.
11:49There's...
11:50They're in a lot of pain.
11:51The bottom line is it's no existence for some people.
11:56Anyway, that's all I've got time for.
11:58Um...
11:59So, have a great trip back to fuckingham.
12:04You idiots.
12:08Uh...
12:08Thanks.
12:09You've been a great audience.
12:10I'm David Mitchell.
12:11Good night.
12:13Well, that's the closest Bob's come.
12:16Yeah, definitely.
12:17He's not out of the woods yet.
12:18Sam's going to try and finish him off.
12:20Go on, Sam.
12:21I didn't mind that.
12:22I thought he was all right.
12:24I enjoyed that very much.
12:26He was good.
12:27He was extremely funny.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Bright future.
12:32That was right up my street.
12:34And he's very good.
12:38Where are you from, Middlesbrough?
12:40Fuckingham!
12:43You know, it's a few wrinkles to iron out, but I can book the O2, I think.
12:49No wrinkles as far as I was concerned.
12:53What sort of usually tickles your funny burn?
12:55He should have asked that six hours ago, shouldn't he?
12:59I like innuendo.
13:01Like a clever innuendo.
13:03Well, you're as dry as a divorcee's martini.
13:07A what?
13:09You're as dry as a divorcee's martini.
13:12What's the innuendo there?
13:19It's a simile.
13:20Yeah.
13:22Why would a divorcee have a particularly dry martini?
13:28Do you mean dry as in?
13:30Just sort of dry.
13:39Can I show you?
13:40Please do, Dave.
13:41Let's get close.
13:43Because I'm a bit worried.
13:44What's this?
13:45What's he got?
13:47There's a thing on the...
13:49Well, to put it delicately, it's on the bottom of my back.
13:53Mm-hm.
13:54It's changed.
13:56Do you want me to investigate?
13:58Well, I've taken a picture.
13:59I just love your opinion, really.
14:03Input.
14:03I mean...
14:05What do you think?
14:07There's this sort of...
14:09Metallic blue.
14:11It's sort of...
14:12You see the skin around it is disrupted.
14:15Do you want me to have a look?
14:16Well, let's just sort of zoom out a bit, maybe.
14:20Actually, no, it's fine.
14:21Sorry.
14:22It's a...
14:22Hot cross bun.
14:23It's just a hot cross bun.
14:24Sorry.
14:24That's not there.
14:24Just a hot cross bun.
14:25It's just a hot cross bun.
14:26Sorry.
14:31This is it.
14:31This is it, you see?
14:33That's...
14:34Sorry, that's...
14:35Oh, sorry.
14:35That's just that's...
14:36You see?
14:36Oh, oh, oh!
14:39Looks to me like you've got luncheon meat of the back.
14:43Right, yeah.
14:44Yeah.
14:49Bob immediately spotted it.
14:51As luncheon meat, he's got up close with a lot of luncheon meat.
14:56He's probably woken up to that view.
14:58I'm so intimately involved with luncheon meats and spams
15:04that I knew straight away what I was looking at.
15:11OK, I'm going back in there.
15:12OK.
15:13I'll deal with this.
15:16OK.
15:18Got to get in somehow.
15:20They're going to go head to head.
15:21Doors.
15:22Hey, oh.
15:23Who's in?
15:24Hey, Jimmy.
15:25He's not so happy, sorry.
15:27Bob, Mel, please join me on stage for a head-to-head challenge.
15:30OK.
15:32We are going to test your knowledge of the animal kingdom.
15:36What I'll let you to do is look your partner in the eye.
15:39It's a game I call Nature Calls.
15:42I'll let you to, in turn, look your partner in the eye
15:46and make the noise you think this animal makes.
15:50Mel, you're to go first.
15:53A coquettish bee.
15:55One moment.
15:59Zzzz.
16:02Zzzz.
16:03Zzzzzzzzzz.
16:05Zzzzzzz.
16:06OK.
16:08Zzzz.
16:09A drunk elephant.
16:21well a mafia boss sheep
16:25bye-bye
16:28bye-fucking-bye
16:40Bob's gonna go now they've both got twitches
16:47Bob a duck from Belfast
16:49no
16:53Craig
16:57Craig
17:04sounds a bit Norwegian to me
17:07he's been there yeah but he's based in Belfast
17:10he's done the tour
17:13well-travelled
17:14I was thinking Dutch that was crazy
17:18definitely European
17:20Craig
17:21that's more Oslo than Belfast
17:24I'd need more Belfast Bob
17:25Craig
17:26that's definitely more Oslo
17:28Craig
17:30oh my god
17:32how can you survive that
17:35okay Mel
17:37a Geordie monkey
17:44whoa-oh-oh-oh
17:46it is very good that is what they sound like
17:52oh my god
17:53that sounds so crap
17:56Bob a cool goat
18:02meh
18:07meh
18:08meh
18:10yeah that was pretty cool
18:11Mel a flamboyant frog
18:13ribbit ribbit
18:19ribbit ribbit
18:21this is very naughty
18:23ribbit ribbit
18:28ribbit ribbit
18:29ribbit ribbit
18:31Bob
18:32easy one for you
18:33a randy dolphin
18:42it's very far away
18:45very far away
18:46can you come a bit closer please
18:49really?
18:50no?
18:50no no the dolphin
18:53pardon me
18:59hiya baby
19:02eee
19:06Mel's gone
19:07she's gone
19:08no
19:09no
19:14you'd like to take your seats we'll take a look at the clip
19:17having to do those animal noises at very very close quarters with Mortimer
19:22I think it was a quick bark of a laugh
19:24it was a
19:25like that
19:25couldn't pull it back and I knew I'd lost it then
19:28that was extraordinarily fun
19:30let's take a look
19:32a bob
19:32easy one for you
19:33a randy dolphin
19:39hiya baby
19:43eee
19:43oh
19:44Mel
19:45I'm gone
19:45oh Mel
19:46that was a laugh
19:47disguise
19:47it was fun though wasn't it
19:48it was brilliant
19:49I loved that
19:51every
19:52I don't want to go
19:53I must go
19:54you have to go
19:55but you've done very very well
19:56please come with me
19:57oh my darlings
19:58and then there were three
19:58thanks Mel
20:00we honour you
20:01okay
20:02guys
20:02see you Mel
20:03be strong
20:03doors
20:09I thought you were out first
20:10you did
20:11so well
20:12I honestly thought you'd be gone in seconds
20:16well done
20:19you did so well
20:22brilliant
20:22you were so brilliant
20:24relax that
20:24I've done something permanent
20:25I'm going to win
20:27Mel survived the drunk elephant and the duck from Belfast
20:30but the randy dolphin got her
20:32it's game over for Gedroych
20:36you ain't laughing are you Sam?
20:38I don't know what's going on
20:39I think I have found his own
20:41but I know what you mean
20:43well I guess it answers the question how long does it take people to go utterly mad in a room
20:47yeah
20:49you are the love of my life
20:52I will treasure that
20:53and I'll hold you to it
20:55I'm going to ask everyone
20:56who do you think is going to win?
20:59Sam
20:59Sam
21:00Sam
21:01Sam
21:03Sam
21:03Sam
21:04everyone's saying Sam
21:05I'm going to go David Mitchell
21:06okay let's restart the game
21:08this is so far
21:12we're off again
21:13okay
21:25do you have a special name for a wee that you do if you get up in the night?
21:31no
21:32not a special name
21:35Bob's going for David now
21:37well I do one regularly
21:42right
21:44could I recommend calling it a Chadwick
21:47Chadwick's not bad
21:48Chadwick
21:49yes
21:50I'm just
21:50yeah just
21:52sorry I was Chadwick
21:53just
21:56just Chadwicking
21:58Bob Jimmy
22:09fucking hell
22:10I got you with Chadwick
22:12Bob's gone okay
22:13sorry
22:19another one bites the dust
22:21oh
22:21Bob
22:22no way
22:24doors
22:28hey Jimmy
22:29oh Bob
22:30take a look
22:31could I recommend calling it a Chadwick
22:34Chadwick's not bad
22:35a Chadwick
22:36yes
22:36I'm just
22:37yeah
22:38yeah just
22:38sorry I was Chadwick
22:40just
22:44just Chadwicking
22:49fucking hell
22:51that's the way to go
22:52the champion has been defeated
22:54Mr. Mitchell did me
22:56Mr. Mitchell did me
22:56did you with your own Chadwick
22:58I got David Mitchell talking about his early evening movement
23:04I think he just caught me off guard
23:06it just made me laugh
23:08now one of you has got more cards for other people than the other one
23:11we've got five minutes remaining if neither of you laugh in the next five minutes the person who has caused
23:16the most laughs will be the winner
23:18the laugh assassin
23:19the laugh assassin
23:20the laugh assassin yeah
23:21nice
23:21Bob come with me
23:23good luck lads
23:24good luck to you
23:24been a pleasure
23:27doors
23:27I'll watch you man I think wherever you've been all my life
23:29all right
23:30yeah yeah yeah sorry then
23:31I mean
23:33yeah
23:33you did very well again
23:35not so bad
23:36yeah bronze
23:37bronze this time
23:38bronze
23:38yeah
23:39it's good
23:40the chat turned to late night wheeze and Bob simply couldn't hold it any longer
23:44our reigning champion is out
23:48Bobby
23:49Bob Mortimer
23:49Bob Mortimer everyone
23:52Bobby
23:53thank you
23:54well done
23:56well done mate
23:57thank you
24:00Bob
24:00Bob come and take a seat over here
24:02I've never been in here before
24:04lovely
24:04nice
24:05lovely to have you
24:07thank you
24:07let's restart the game
24:08I got this killer question I think it's just going to do you but I don't want to waste it
24:12if
24:12no there we go
24:18David
24:19how many emails do you get most days
24:22both are so incapable of an authentic chat aren't they
24:26well it varies
24:27maybe
24:2820
24:30promotional or social
24:31oh I don't get much spam
24:34mainly admin
24:38this doesn't feel very natural conversation does it
24:40no no
24:41we're very different people
24:43we are really different people
24:46we're different okay
24:48and congrats for making it to the final two
24:50thank you
24:51I think there's nothing to sneeze at you know
24:52no
24:52it's pretty awesome
24:53yeah
24:54yeah
24:55though likewise
24:55yeah
24:56I think we've done
24:57we've acquitted ourselves well
24:59Dave might go you know
25:01I don't think Sam's going
25:03Sam is invincible
25:06I'm going back in
25:07go on Jim
25:09let's seal the deal
25:10good luck
25:10come on
25:10what would you do if you were you
25:12I would do mine
25:13I think the shouting was kind of nice
25:14you think we go back to the shouting
25:16yeah
25:16okay we've got to find a winner
25:20doors
25:23they can operate that better than that puff
25:27hi guys
25:28congratulations on making it this far
25:31yes
25:31please take a seat
25:34as a special treat I've got some delicious food for you
25:38you can eat as much as you like
25:39but there is a catch
25:40you have to feed each other
25:42are you happy to do that
25:43I'm happy to do that
25:44go for it
25:45I couldn't survive this could you
25:47not somebody feed him
25:48no
25:48and what's the policy on feeding frenzies
25:51er
25:52we're all in favour of it
25:53yeah yeah
25:54doors
25:55okay
25:57oh my god there's so many items there
25:59what would you go for
26:00I'd go hand on eclair
26:02hand feed eclair
26:04I think
26:04I think
26:05I think I would go eclair
26:06and then
26:07a proper actual
26:08mush
26:10do you like some squirty cream
26:11yeah
26:17oh
26:18it's a little bit Scott
26:19oh sorry
26:20pop that back in
26:21there we go
26:21shame to miss it
26:23he's got his finger in his mouth
26:24that can't be good can it
26:25I'll have a squirt
26:26oh
26:27will you ever
26:29mmm
26:31oh my god
26:32oh no
26:33I would be howling
26:34yeah
26:34I would be howling by now
26:37oh god
26:38I don't think Harry Houdini could escape these eyes
26:41the great escape artist
26:42that's a great line
26:43I mean it's a bit dated
26:45but
26:47yeah
26:47oh
26:48I think that's just the gas
26:51that was like
26:52oh
26:52sorry
26:53sorry David
26:54oh no
26:55I can't make it stop sorry
26:56don't make it sexual
26:58no no no
26:59whatever you do
27:00oh
27:01David
27:02ha ha ha
27:02ha
27:04has it at all got in my beard
27:06just a smidgen
27:08ha ha ha
27:09this is so wrong
27:11what are we watching
27:12ever seen a little flick
27:14lady in the trap
27:15oh
27:16I think you'd have to take control of one end
27:19yeah
27:19ok
27:25oh my god
27:27oh my god
27:33This isn't big enough.
27:34There's always room for more.
27:35Jelly.
27:35Oh, a bit of jelly.
27:37Look at some, not even a flicker.
27:40Right, there we go.
27:41Mmm.
27:42You've got to savour it.
27:44Does it taste funny?
27:45It doesn't ever.
27:46Why aren't you laughing then?
27:48David, you need to have some of this jelly.
27:50It is so good.
27:51OK, we need a really nice big bit.
27:53There we go.
27:54Here it comes, here comes the aeroplane.
27:56Oh, with circle in the runway.
27:58Oh, here we go.
27:59Uh-oh, turbulence.
28:01This is like CCTV footage of a nursing home.
28:09Banana?
28:11You think so?
28:12Yeah, OK.
28:14They say they're easier to peel from the counterintuitive ends.
28:17I read that in the trades.
28:20That lean-in could have been amusing many hours ago.
28:23Yes.
28:24But now that part of me has died.
28:26It's gone.
28:29Can I tell you, there's one minute to go.
28:34Eat it.
28:36Oh, my God!
28:39Ah!
28:44Mmm.
28:45Is it banana-y?
28:46It's really good.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48Maybe the potassium.
28:51If you like me.
28:53Oh, yeah, I do like you.
28:54Yes.
28:56I don't want that.
28:57Because I really like you.
28:59That's right.
29:00It's starting to become something of a fascination.
29:06You want chips?
29:07No, we probably shouldn't have had dessert before the end.
29:09Yeah, as a savoury pudding.
29:10Yeah, of course.
29:11They're stone cold.
29:11Go on.
29:15You can't like that.
29:18OK, we're going to count down.
29:20You have ten seconds remaining.
29:22Ten.
29:22OK, quick.
29:24Nine.
29:25Oh, my days.
29:26Eight.
29:27David.
29:29Seven.
29:31Six.
29:32This has been such a nice experience.
29:34Five.
29:35Six.
29:36Four.
29:37How's this chip?
29:39Three.
29:40Two.
29:41One.
29:53Wow.
29:55Amazing.
29:56That's incredible.
30:00OK, it goes to the tiebreaker.
30:03Oh.
30:05What happens?
30:06Whoever's caused the most cards is the winner.
30:08The most laughs.
30:10Who's caused the most laughs?
30:12Is it Sam or Dave?
30:13OK.
30:14It's come down to this.
30:16A tiebreak.
30:17Doors.
30:19Hey, Jimmy.
30:21Gentlemen, if you'd like to join me on the stage.
30:25Thanks very much.
30:26You've both played an incredible game.
30:30One of you will be declared the winner.
30:32Last One Laughing.
30:35And I can tell you the person that caused the most laughs today.
30:41Is...
30:43Whoa, Sam!
30:48Yes!
30:49He's gone bright red.
30:51Yeah!
30:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
30:54Sorry, I was just Chadwicking.
31:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:03David Mitchell.
31:03welcome. Thank you very much. We have a winner. Well done. Congratulations. Thank you. Let
31:19me kiss you on your shoulder. He's so sweet. Now, how do you gents feel? That was quite
31:28insane because I think we disappeared into a place where there was no laughter. I have to say for all
31:35of the bleakness at the end, I am delighted to win and I think that shows a want of character
31:41in me
31:42but I was very pleased. What was the closest you came to laughing today? Alan Carr. Just when I
31:48would check him out, sometimes he would really crack me up. I came close quite a few times early.
31:53You were both absolutely unbreakable. I kept thinking this driver was telling me about
31:58we're going up in foster care. It was like really harrowing and I've just been thinking about that
32:02to get to this place. Is David Mitchell a worthy winner? Absolutely. The guy is a pro. Roisin,
32:09come through with the others and the trophy. Oh, wow. I'm really pleased that David won. He did so
32:19much and on the strength of his singing and dancing alone, I think he deserved it.
32:26Ah, here they are. So fun. Hello. I've had a lovely day. I loved it. Oh, my God.
32:34It went to the Mitch and I think he was very, very flipping solid all the way through.
32:40You're entertaining, you're making other people laugh but you're solid yourself.
32:46Absolutely worthy of the trove. Well done. He was funny. He was sharp. He was just really
32:56good entertainment. So I'm really pleased he won. Well done. That was Last One Laughing,
33:03season two. David Mitchell is the winner. I mean, they're all winners. We've had a tremendous
33:08time. David's a formidable force just because of his wit and his brain. Well done, David.
33:19It was just a terrifically funny group of people. I was honoured to be in their company. To
33:27be chosen alongside them. It was just a genuinely felt, oh, this is nice.
33:34That's our show, everyone. Thanks for watching. Good night.
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