Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 10

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00:08Oh, my back! Oh my God!

00:20Bacon!

00:24Come on, Bacon.

00:27I've defended my country my whole life. Please let me out this bacon.

00:34Something is definitely wrong.

00:35I mean, you know that the Colonel thinks it's five minutes early, it's ten minutes late.

00:38I'm sure it's fine. It's only 8.03.

00:40It's 8.03?

00:42Oh, my God. He's probably dead. He's probably dead.

00:44I'm gonna call him, right? I'll just check on him.

00:45Yeah. Just, uh, double check.

00:50Of course, that went to the voicemail he's never set up.

00:53I'm gonna go check on him.

00:54What?

00:54He's been putting a down payment on a heart attack for a while.

00:57Oh, last week he told me he was in his bacon era.

00:59I have been begging him to cut down to his lap every other day.

01:03Ugh!

01:07My God, you're not dead.

01:10Just horribly injured. What happened?

01:12Come here. I've got something to tell you.

01:15Oh, Dad, Dad, I'm here.

01:16It's important.

01:18Yeah.

01:19Put the bacon in my mouth.

01:25Floor bacon first.

01:28Floor bacon?

01:29I can't let the bacon win.

01:35Oh.

01:35Oh, yeah.

01:37Yeah.

01:38Yeah.

01:38Uh-huh.

01:39Uh-uh-uh.

01:41Uh-uh.

01:42Uh-uh.

01:46Uh-uh.

01:48Uh-uh.

02:06Rest up.

02:07It's doctor's orders.

02:08You know, you slip a couple discs and all of a sudden the doctor is, like, at the top of

02:12the chain of command.

02:13Look, the base is in good hands.

02:14Shaw and I are gonna hold it down until you're up on your feet.

02:16Let's get you set up with that, uh, World War II documentary you've been going on and on about.

02:22Unseen footage of American troops trashing Hitler's hideout.

02:24Just what the doctor ordered.

02:26I know.

02:26There you go.

02:26The bunker inside the bunker.

02:28Water, meds, anything else you need before I go.

02:30Now they're at the bunker.

02:31Do you need any more, like, shh, shh.

02:33That's the door.

02:34They're opening the door.

02:35They're going to the bunker inside the bunker, right?

02:36I'm gonna get you and shh.

02:37Oh, my God.

02:38These are the steps that lead down to the steps that lead down to the bunker inside the bunker.

02:44I'm gonna rewind.

02:45Ow.

02:46Ow.

02:50Oh, hey.

02:50I didn't know that you were gonna be here working.

02:52Uh, hi.

02:52But that's cool.

02:53That's very cool.

02:53I'll just stick to my office.

02:55It's totally fine.

02:55You can work in here.

02:56Do you want to work in here?

02:56I'm good.

02:57I can go there.

02:57You can...

02:58I can be anywhere.

02:58Look, we could work in the same room.

03:00I know that you didn't want to get romantically involved because you said it was unprofessional,

03:03and I respect that.

03:04So, I'm cool.

03:05If you're cool, we could...

03:08That's great.

03:09Okay.

03:09That's great.

03:10Yeah.

03:10We're just, uh...

03:11We're just gonna keep it pro, you know?

03:13Keep it pro.

03:13Keeping it pro.

03:14We don't have to act on every feeling that we have.

03:15No, certainly not.

03:16I mean, if everyone did that, the world would be complete chaos.

03:19Uh-huh.

03:19We'd be murdering all the time.

03:21Yeah, and sex on the streets, right?

03:22What?

03:22I mean, I would be doing the murdering one.

03:24That's what I would be doing.

03:25Right.

03:25If I had the choice between the two.

03:27But we're just pros keeping it pro, so...

03:28Yep, yep, yep.

03:30Just...

03:30All right.

03:40Oh, uh...

03:40Well, you can...

03:41All right.

03:42No, it's okay.

03:44My answer phone.

03:47Uh...

03:47Hello, Major Shah?

03:50Uh-huh.

03:51Um...

03:51Yeah, okay.

03:52Uh-huh.

03:52Yep, yep, yep.

03:54Yeah.

03:55Uh-huh.

03:56Got it.

03:56Yes, I will be right out.

03:57Mm.

03:58Looks like there's a report of a landmine in a nearby farm field, so...

04:01I should probably...

04:01Oh, was that the weird farmer?

04:03Shah, that crank calls like twice a week.

04:04Yeah.

04:04Last time we were there, you dug up sardine cans.

04:07Okay, yeah, yeah, but I probably should just go make sure.

04:09So, I'll assemble an UXO team to take over there, and you stay here.

04:13Um...

04:13Adios, amiga!

04:14Okay.

04:16That was terrible.

04:18When locals find unexploded military devices, they call the army.

04:21So, as the UXO team, we've been tasked with sweeping for landmines at a local farm.

04:26Now, as someone with extensive landmine diffusal experience, I've worked with the best of the best.

04:30You know the team from the Hurt Locker?

04:31Mm-hmm.

04:32When they got scared, they came to us.

04:33And I've pretended to see that movie on so many dates.

04:36Okay, well, before we get into the nitty-gritty of it all, I assume you both read the training manual.

04:40Don't need a manual when you got a UXO.

04:43Mm-hmm.

04:44A what?

04:44The robotic UXO!

04:46The latest and greatest in landmine detection technology, capable of using high-tech sonar to safely identify minds from every

04:54era of modern war.

04:56Also, he's cute as hell.

04:58I am RUXO.

04:59I am ready to serve.

05:00But I know what you're wondering.

05:02Can he dance?

05:03Wasn't wondering that.

05:04I can dance.

05:05I hacked his code.

05:06Five, six, seven, eight!

05:08I can dance.

05:10I can dance.

05:12I can dance.

05:13That was really entertaining.

05:14I can dance.

05:15Let's turn that off now.

05:16Beep boop.

05:16Very good, RUXO.

05:17Great dancing.

05:18But you're otherwise useless.

05:20Because unexpected problems always arise.

05:22Things a robot isn't programmed to do.

05:25But I can make real-time adjustments in the field.

05:27Well, the army is ordering us to use RUXO in any landmine clearing, so...

05:33Okay, fine.

05:34We can bring Private RUXO.

05:35Oh, actually, he's a major.

05:37Major?

05:38Same rank as me.

05:39That's great.

05:41I don't love that salute.

05:44Today we have the DFAC inventory check due.

05:47So if it's cool with you guys, and I'm so sorry to even ask you to do this, because

05:50I know how annoying it could be.

05:52And obviously let me know if it's too much, but it would be so, so awesome if you guys

05:56could handle that.

05:57And if any issues arise, obviously let me know, but I don't think that there will be.

06:01Would you guys be able to handle that?

06:03Sorry, what?

06:05You know what?

06:06I'm just gonna do it.

06:07I will add that to my list.

06:12So, what do I do with these performance reviews that the colonel asked me to file?

06:16The performance reviews of every soldier on the base?

06:19Mm-hmm.

06:19I will go ahead and take care of that as well.

06:21Yeah, absolutely.

06:22Get that off your plate.

06:23You're the best.

06:24Oh.

06:26You guys are, well, dismissed.

06:28I'm gonna go lay down.

06:30Okay.

06:31Bye, Gideon.

06:31Bye.

06:32All right.

06:33Let's see what the, uh, colonel has to say about me.

06:38Mm-hmm.

06:39All right.

06:40Um, Captain Maggie Quinn, da-da-da-da-da.

06:43Uh, standout officer.

06:45Uh, soldiers under her command gave her exemplary marks, which proves that she is overly concerned

06:50with being liked.

06:57What?

07:01So what?

07:01We're supposed to just sit here and watch Wally work?

07:03Yeah.

07:04Yeah, that's a good idea.

07:05We should sit.

07:06Oh.

07:06Sit down and relax.

07:09Unbelievable.

07:10Oh, Major Shaw.

07:11Uh-huh.

07:12Cheesy pup?

07:12I'm good.

07:14Uh, Shaw.

07:14Pop a squat.

07:45I'm gonna be standing.

07:45A 702nd EOD company?

07:46Bermuda.

07:47Great.

07:47This is Major Abraham Shaw with USAG Stroopstorf.

07:50The robot that you're trying to replace me with is disabled in the field.

07:54Help me.

07:55Help me.

07:56Uh-huh.

07:57Okay.

07:57Yep.

07:58Mm-hmm.

07:59Yes.

08:00No, thank you, sir.

08:02Okay, so apparently Ruxo cost $2 million and I have been ordered to rescue him because

08:06his life is worth more than mine.

08:07Oh, you said him.

08:10Mm-hmm.

08:10That was so cute.

08:23Hello, Father.

08:24You scared me.

08:25I almost grabbed my couch pistol.

08:26Just checking to see if you need anything.

08:29Maybe water, perhaps?

08:31Yeah, that'd be great, hon.

08:32Thanks.

08:33It's important to stay hydrated.

08:35Yeah.

08:37I can't.

08:39Why don't I fluff that pillow?

08:45Okay.

08:46Mm.

08:47Make sure you're comfortable.

08:48Yep.

08:49Ow!

08:50Ow!

08:51Ow!

08:52Ow!

08:53Ow!

08:54Ow!

08:54Oh, wow!

08:56Is that better?

08:57Why are you going all full Kathy Bates and Misery on me?

09:02I'm just being a little bit of a jerk.

09:05Ow!

09:05I don't care about what you liked.

09:09You read your review.

09:10I read my review on the list.

09:11review. That's classified. Coming from the man who said classified more like assified. Your problem

09:17is that you hem and haw when you're supposed to be giving a direct order because you're afraid

09:21about your soldiers healings. Feelings are a real thing and they don't need air quotes and I happen

09:27to believe that a relaxed workplace is a productive workplace. Are you an army captain or the manager

09:33of a margaritaville? The people who work for you are not supposed to like you. They're supposed to

09:37hate you because you're the boss, okay? Plus it's fun to be mean. You know what? You're right.

09:43What do you mean? Watch this. What the hell is that? Enjoy Real Housewives of Minnesota. Oh no, no, no.

09:52No. These people, their accents are going to sound even stupider when they're drunk. No!

10:02Help me. Help me. It's okay, Ruxo. Help's on its way. Stay strong, Ruxo. Major Sean looks like a ninja

10:09turtle that let himself go. What? Oh, I said you look like a ninja turtle that's let himself go,

10:15sir. You do, Major. You do. Approaching the extraction point. Help me. Don't worry, Ruxo.

10:21Step Daddy Sean is coming to save you. Okay, Ruxo, stop moving backwards. Advance towards me.

10:29I can dance. I said advance. I can dance. I said advance. I can dance. Listen to my words. You

10:36need

10:36to come towards me. Advance. Warning, landmine detected. Okay. Okay. Warning, landmine detected. Hey,

10:44guys. Hey, did Ruxo light in the mood with a funny joke? Yeah, we saw y'all dancing. He's so

10:49funny,

10:49right? I'm on a landmine. Warning, landmine detected. I know! Specialist Gideon, you don't

10:57think I care too much about being liked, do you? This feels like a trap. Oh, no. I just want

11:02your

11:02honest feedback. Well, yeah, you do care too much about being liked. Okay. Thank you. I appreciate

11:11that. I know it's hard to talk to a superior officer. Actually, since you asked, you wear too much

11:16deodorant. You slouch when you sit. Your taste in music is super dated. When you sing,

11:21there's no joy in your handwriting. It's super bubbly and immature. Okay. That's great. Thank you,

11:27Gideon. None of that was devastating. And you are dismissed. I need you to call Maggie,

11:32but don't tell her I'm in danger. I don't want to worry her. Just play it cool. But I don't

11:37want you

11:37to die. I don't want to see someone explode. Not again. Look, I don't want to die either. Just play

11:43it

11:43cool. That is an order. Okay. Captain Quinn. Hey, girl. How's my queen? I'm fine. What's up? So,

11:56not an emergency. Yeah, we just found a landmine. Okay, but Shaw can diffuse it? Shaw told me to call

12:04you.

12:04He said the landmine's from the World War II era. We need an expert in weaponry from that time. Do

12:09you

12:09know anybody? The T-30 heavy tank was designed to counter the German Tiger I and Tiger II.

12:17Footage of the T-29, you morons. I gotta fact check everybody. No, no one's come into mind,

12:24but I will find somebody for you guys. Well, I mean, take your time. Just grab some food if you

12:30want,

12:30maybe some sushi, and some cold ones, and... Okay, girl. Bye. Why would you tell her to stop for beers?

12:36I don't know. Shaw told me to play it cool, and I'm freaking out. Hold on, Shaw! Help is on

12:44the way!

12:45And they're bringing beer! I am ready to serve beer.

12:54Diederik, this is Maggie, Maggie, Diederik. Yeah, and thank you so much for bringing your

12:58great uncle in to help us out. My absolute pleasure. You know, he has big-time World War II knowledge

13:04because he's old, and he lived it. Ja, ik heb zelfs met landminen te maken gehad. No,

13:10wait, he dealt first hand with landmines. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Did you lose somebody to a

13:17mine?

13:17No, no, no, no. But as a kid, I've given them myself. Okay, so when he was a boy,

13:26he helped place the landmines himself. Is there any chance your great uncle

13:31is a little Nazi collaborator? Yeah, well, I have never asked. He should ask. Okay.

13:38Eh, Diederik? Was JN Nazi superfan? Ja. Okay.

13:45I wanted that they wanted me good because they had the good chocolate. Okay, so yes,

13:50basically he wanted the Nazis to like him. He wanted the Nazis to like him. Yeah,

13:54because they had a good chocolate, you know. Ja. Uh, Jan, you can ask your great uncle to get

14:00off the base and never, ever, ever come back. Om Diederik. Kom, let's get you some chocolate. Ah,

14:06oh, the extra sugar on the hardcore chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I'm so sorry.

14:13Hey. Hey, listen, after hanging out with a man who was once a boy who helped a Nazi, I am

14:19realizing the perils of needing to be liked. Tale as old as time. And you are gonna help me disarm

14:26a

14:26World War II landmine. That's how you give an order. Okay, I like it. Let's roll. And when I say

14:32let's

14:33roll, I mean, I'm going to roll over and the adrenaline is going to kick in and I'm going to

14:37stand up and go. Oh, no adrenaline. Oh my God. We're going to make it a FaceTime. Okay? Okay.

14:48In my own life, I am always cautious. I mean, I literally ran away from the woman that I love

14:56and that's why I'm standing here right now. I mean, I played it safe once again and now I am

15:01about to die.

15:04Warning, landmine detected. You said it, brother.

15:06Shaw! Maggie's here! It's gonna be okay now! Hey, Dad, can you, uh, can you see?

15:12Maggie, I can't hear you. You're on mute. Maggie! Oh, wait. My volume was off.

15:17Yep. All right. Thank God you're here. I-I'm-I'm trying to think of the cool way to say this.

15:22Uh, so Shaw is standing on the landmine. Shaw's on the landmine.

15:28Shaw! Don't move! Trust me! I won't!

15:31Okay. Huh. I can dance. I can dance.

15:35Rexall is more of a dancer than an emergency responder.

15:39No shade to Rexall. Oh, no, no, not at all. We need more artists in the world.

15:43Now more than ever. Shaw! I'm coming!

15:46Maggie, what are you doing? Maggie, we can't let you go out there!

15:50Oh my God. Is that what we should have done? Should we have done that?

15:52I mean, I'm holding the walkie.

16:02Hi. Hi.

16:06Uh, I'm-I'm-I wanted to make sure you're okay.

16:10Yeah. Maggie, what the hell are you thinking?

16:14Yeah. And I'm muting.

16:16Guys, I can't see anything. What's going on?

16:18Okay, so how do we, um, get-get you?

16:21Listen, I've been doing a lot of thinking out here.

16:24And Ruxa was a very good listener.

16:27I've played it safe my whole life.

16:28And I still ended up right here, about to explode.

16:33And while I've been standing on this landmine,

16:34the only thing that is going through my head over and over again is that...

16:40I never got a chance to do this.

16:53I want to stay like this forever.

16:55I probably should.

16:58Because any more movement on top of this landmine is not a good idea.

17:02Landmine. Landmine. Landmine. Landmine.

17:03Landmine. Landmine. Okay.

17:04Okay. Okay.

17:05Dad, we need you. There you are.

17:06Listen, Char, we just need to know what kind of a mine we're dealing with,

17:10so when you stepped on it, to make a tick-tick sound, or a ker-ker-ker, or a click

17:17-clack.

17:17A click-clack.

17:18Ah, okay. Dealing with a German Teller mine.

17:21You're lucky it wasn't a Bouncing Betty, which they used at the beginning of the war,

17:24like in the Sauer Offensive, and then they used it again at the...

17:26Shut up! Tell us what to do with this mine!

17:29You're really owning being a jerk. I like it.

17:31Get to the point!

17:35All right, OXO team, listen up. This is big time.

17:38I need absolute perfection from you, or else this could end in disaster.

17:43Do you understand me?

17:45Sure.

17:46I said, do you understand me?

17:48Yes, ma'am!

17:49The ruder she is, the more I want to listen to her.

17:51Me too.

17:52Now, with this era of mine, you've got to dig around the plate parameter.

17:56And I-I'm gonna stabilize Shaw to make sure he doesn't shift off the mine.

18:02Yeah.

18:02You know, that's not really necessary.

18:04Okay, well, you're not here, so...

18:07Okay. Okay, almost there.

18:08River exposed.

18:09All right, and I got mud on my hands, but I don't care. I'm working through.

18:13Good. Now, you loosen that hinge, and you cut the red wire.

18:20Cut the red wire.

18:22Yep.

18:22My life is a movie. I am the hero.

18:25Now I'm gonna get the girl.

18:27I better not be the girl.

18:28Okay, back in the movie.

18:28Back in the movie, okay.

18:29Red wire.

18:36Okay.

18:36Good.

18:37Okay.

18:39Now...

18:41Yeah.

18:42Ready?

18:53No!

19:01Hey, stop jumping, guys.

19:02Stop jumping.

19:04Oh, he's right, he's right, he's right, he's right, right. No jumping.

19:06Okay, no more jumping.

19:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:08How about that?

19:10Sucker was a dud the whole time.

19:12Oh, look at Ruxo stretching his legs. Now he's out of the mood.

19:15I can't believe we were freaking out. There was no danger.

19:27Yeah, I'm leaving the Uxo team.

19:31Oh, oh!

19:32Oh!

19:39Wow, I mean, so much for Minnesota Nights.

19:42I know, right?

19:42I mean, these housewives are vicious.

19:44The last episode?

19:45Nora bit Laney.

19:47Bit?

19:48Bitter.

19:48Twice.

19:49Aw, I like Laney.

19:50It's awesome, I love it.

19:51Hey, listen, hey, I already said this once today, but you, you were right.

19:55I was too worried about needing to be liked, and I actually am feeling myself as a leader.

20:01Good. You're my kid, so you're inherently better than other people.

20:04You shouldn't be tiptoeing around that fact. Just kick ass, take names.

20:08And just be a jerk to everybody but, but you.

20:10No, you're good.

20:11There we go. Yeah, I can do that.

20:13That's you.

20:16Yep.

20:40Okay.

20:42Ruxo, when I first met you, I thought you were a glorified Roomba.

20:47I was wrong.

20:48You were a good friend in my time of need.

20:52Changed my life.

20:55For this, I am forever indebted to you.

20:59I can dance.

21:03Yeah, you can.

21:05And he'll dance in robot heaven.

21:07You bet he will.

21:08Yeah, he will.

21:09And now, Ruxo will be laid to rest in a place of honor.

21:14The good dumpster.

21:15The one that doesn't smell as bad.

21:35It's going so well.

21:38It's going so well.

21:39I'm going to do it.

21:41You've joined me now.

21:43You may.

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