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00:06I will stop everything that I'm doing to make sure you are as comfortable as you can.
00:11Shit! Are you normal? On the carpet too!
00:15What about my clothes? In your Sriracha, I don't care about your clothes!
00:19Every evening in Australia... Here we go, here we go, here we go.
00:22Back again. Love this show.
00:24TV reaches over 12 million of us. What? No.
00:28But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:31Yeah, baby. Highbrow, low budget.
00:34Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:39Can't believe it's that time of year again.
00:41Dude, they could do this every week and they were going to laugh out of me.
00:45This week, we caught up with all the big reality shows.
00:48This is the voice!
00:50I thought he liked the block. Survivor.
00:53The disaster doco everyone's talking about.
00:56Deep Cruise!
00:57I've been meaning to watch this.
00:59And a super new Aussie.
01:01Who the hell is that?
01:02Supernatural drama.
01:04Playing Gracie, darling.
01:06Oh my gosh.
01:07I just got the worst feeling then.
01:16Gogglebox is back for another season.
01:19And there are some milestones to celebrate.
01:22In Sydney, Mia has graduated.
01:24My most expensive accessory yet.
01:27I have a degree.
01:28I did a cap throw.
01:30And I got a job.
01:33There's been more big changes in Melbourne.
01:35I've lost 35 kilos.
01:37I've virtually lost my daughter off my body.
01:39Wow.
01:41And in Sydney's West, Vesties got engaged.
01:44The wedding dress is going to be five digits.
01:46I'm just saying that now.
01:48Five digits?
01:49Five digits?
01:51Sunday night, we watch the new season of...
01:56Survivor!
01:57Sarah, Survivor's on!
01:59Hold on.
01:59I'm coming with my jalapenos.
02:02Shit.
02:03And this just isn't any season.
02:06This is...
02:07Australia versus the world.
02:10It is all the greatest Australian survivor contestants.
02:14Kirby, I love Kirby.
02:15Luke, I love Luke.
02:17Luke's a beauty in the mill.
02:18Versus all the greatest world survivor contestants.
02:20Do you guys know any of the world people?
02:22Nah.
02:23How would we?
02:23And we are going head to head.
02:26That's right.
02:27So let's get on with the first Australia versus the world challenge.
02:31What are we paying for?
02:32For your country.
02:33For individual immunity.
02:34Oh!
02:36For today's challenge,
02:37you're going to hold up a wooden block.
02:40At any point the block slips.
02:42You're dead.
02:43And they're going to test your core strength.
02:45Um, this is very good for your pelvic floors, I think.
02:49Okay, no one has thought that in Australia except for you.
02:52Everyone's got their game face on today.
02:54Go Australia.
02:56This is where the world learns how good we are.
02:59Whoa!
03:00Except Luke.
03:01Oh, he's already struggling.
03:02Don't drop your box, Luke.
03:04Luke is out.
03:05Oh!
03:06Four and a half minutes in.
03:07Four and a half minutes?
03:09That's a bit embarrassing.
03:11Kirby, too!
03:13Janine!
03:14Oh, no!
03:15Kirby's out, too!
03:16So all the oddies are out.
03:18Have none of the world dropped or are they just not starters?
03:20Everyone on the World Tribe still in it.
03:23What?
03:24Wow, we suck!
03:25World Tribe have been at this for 45 minutes.
03:2945 minutes?
03:30No!
03:32Is Australia weak?
03:33After an hour and 24 minutes.
03:35Oh!
03:36What?
03:36Poverty wins individual immunity.
03:39Is this how they've been playing overseas?
03:41We are rookies in Australia.
03:43Congrats.
03:44As for the rest of you, tribal council where one of you will become the fourth person voted
03:49out of this game.
03:50Wait, wait, wait, what?
03:51Jonathan's saying both tribes are going to tribal council, but then only one player's getting voted
03:55out and I'm thinking in my head, I don't know what that means!
03:59I have no idea.
04:00Who knows what's going to happen?
04:01I'm confused.
04:03I have no idea what's going on.
04:04I also have no idea what's going on.
04:06JLP's like, you're both coming to tribal.
04:08Well, who gets voted out?
04:09Didn't say.
04:09JLP's on his farewell talk.
04:11He's like, Martin, give a shit.
04:12But the contestants do and the World Tribe has a decision to make.
04:17Tonight it is down to the four women.
04:19Oh, the girls are ganging up on the boys.
04:21And they want to get rid of Tony.
04:23Hello, Tony!
04:24Tony!
04:24Being a two-time winner, that's really dangerous.
04:27Two-time winner!
04:28So my strategy was to lay low.
04:31I don't want to cause any paranoia amongst the tribe.
04:33Hey!
04:34They call me two-time Tony.
04:35Hey, I'm two-time Tony.
04:36Come over here.
04:38Tony is the person that I trust least.
04:40Watch out, Tony.
04:40He's going to have a target on his head.
04:42I don't have no idol, but what am I going to do?
04:44Just sit there and let them vote me out?
04:46You can't vote two-time Tony out.
04:48So tonight, I'm going to disrupt it by acting like I have an idol.
04:51What a bad idea, really.
04:55Not only is this not my first rodeo.
04:57This is like my fourth rodeo.
04:59So let's saddle up as both tribes head to...
05:02Double trouble tribal council.
05:04Where they find out...
05:05What is happening?
05:07Alright, let me tell you what's going to happen.
05:09Yeah!
05:10Thank you, Jonathan.
05:11Someone is going home tonight, but only one tribe is going to vote someone out.
05:16How does that work?
05:17We're going to have a fire-making challenge to work out which tribe that's going to be.
05:21That's a twist.
05:22I didn't see this coming.
05:24Any arsonists there?
05:25The goal is to build a fire high enough to burn through that rope.
05:28First person to do so gets guaranteed safety for their entire tribe.
05:33Come on, Sarah.
05:34Do it for Australia.
05:36You may begin.
05:37Come on, Aussie.
05:38If anyone's going to know how to start a fire, it's an Aussie.
05:43That's good.
05:44And then you want to cover it and you want to blow lightly.
05:46Sarah furiously swinging that.
05:48I'm seeing smoke.
05:49Yes!
05:50Where there's smoke, there's.
05:52Fire!
05:53Come on, Aussie!
05:55Come on!
05:55Come on!
05:56Come on!
05:57Yeah!
05:59Gold for Australia.
06:00Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
06:02Oi!
06:02Oi!
06:03Oi!
06:03Alright, Aussies.
06:04Cop that world.
06:05Now the world tribe must vote one of their own out.
06:08Okay.
06:09Tony.
06:09Hey, two-time Tony's.
06:11So, Jonathan.
06:11Oh, he's making his move to use his idol.
06:14What I have here is a shoe.
06:16Yep.
06:17And what I'm going to do is hang it around my neck and I'm going to feel protected tonight.
06:21It's a shoe, mate.
06:23Why has he got a shoe around his neck?
06:24He's putting a shoe around his neck and pretending he's got an idol.
06:28So, no one votes for him.
06:30Everyone is going to see through this.
06:32I think you're making this up.
06:34I'm not making it up.
06:35Come on.
06:35If he pulls this off, this is one of the greatest survivor moves ever.
06:39I'll read the votes.
06:41Tony!
06:43There's at least two votes for Tony.
06:46Three votes for Tony.
06:48Fourth person.
06:48Voted out of survivor.
06:50Tony.
06:50Tony.
06:51He's gone!
06:52He's gone!
06:52Tony!
06:53Need to bring me a torch.
06:54See you later.
06:55Torch out.
06:56Nice try.
06:56See you later, Tony.
06:57He should have played that idol, bruh.
06:59He didn't have one.
07:00Oh, he had a shoe.
07:00That's all right.
07:01That's a really good episode of Survivor.
07:05Who's going to win?
07:06Australia or the world?
07:08The world.
07:09I agree.
07:09Yeah.
07:22Over the break, Adam's daughter Celia learnt a new word.
07:26She looked at me and went, shit.
07:27Where's she learning that, Adam?
07:29Must be her mum.
07:31Also in Melbourne, Lee and Keith's grandkids are growing up fast.
07:35Riley's five, going to be six soon.
07:37January.
07:38She's born.
07:39The 4th.
07:41The 8th.
07:43The 8th.
07:45Monday night on 7.
07:47This is The Voice!
07:49But don't lie him up!
07:50I actually really like this show.
07:52I'm not caught up on this.
07:54Who are our judges?
07:55Well, Kate Miller-Heidke's back.
07:57We know Kate.
07:58We love Kate.
07:59And we've got three new judges.
08:01Richard who?
08:01I need a last name.
08:02Richard Marks.
08:03He is an absolute global icon.
08:06That's some special thing.
08:07I thought he was so popular in the 80s.
08:09How old is he?
08:1093.
08:11Trying to look 54.
08:13I'm very excited.
08:14Ronan Keating.
08:15There we go.
08:16We know that guy.
08:16The talent just keeps coming.
08:18It keeps coming!
08:19Who's that?
08:20Mel C.
08:21Oh!
08:21One of the Spice Girls.
08:23Yes!
08:23He loves Sporty Spice.
08:25Alright, should we get on with the show?
08:27Yeah, okay.
08:28First up is...
08:29My name is Elefons Horiki.
08:30A large Polynesian man.
08:32Not to hit a stereotype here, but he's going to have the voice of an angel.
08:35Take a seat.
08:37Oh!
08:38I'd be turning already.
08:40Cardinals are bearing.
08:41I'm unaware.
08:43Just out we go.
08:44I know this song.
08:45I want to hear him sing it!
08:46I want to hear him sing it!
08:47Pull me close.
08:49Why don't you...
08:50Ronan!
08:50No, Malik's holding out.
08:52He's still not sure.
08:54Come on!
08:55Oh, come on!
08:55Come on, Mel!
08:56Yeah!
08:57There you go!
09:00Yay!
09:01Wow!
09:01Full house!
09:02What a house!
09:04I actually got goosebumps during that.
09:05So what, now they all just basically have to plead that they'll come with him, right?
09:09This is the reason I wanted to come here to Australia.
09:12You're the last to turn, Mel!
09:14The last thing I want to say is, I turned for you.
09:17That's her song.
09:17Probably best that I say nothing at all.
09:20That his song?
09:21Oh, my God.
09:22Is everyone now going to stand up and start singing?
09:25Your last day on earth.
09:27Judges, this show is not about you.
09:29I am right here waiting for you.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35This is cringe, man.
09:36The choice is yours, Alec.
09:38Do what you got to do.
09:39Has to go Ronan every minute of the day.
09:41I want to join Ronan's team.
09:44Alright, next person.
09:46My name is Cherise Sandoval.
09:47Well, let's go.
09:48She's into superstition.
09:51Black cats and voodoo toes.
09:53Oh, Ricky Martin.
09:54The ultimate Latino.
10:01This is off track.
10:03That's how I know it.
10:08Threatened round.
10:09Who's she going to pick?
10:10Team Mel C.
10:11Team Mel C.
10:12Mel C.
10:13Yes!
10:14Good choice.
10:16Good choice.
10:17Okay, well, shut up then.
10:18Next person.
10:18For my blind audition, I will be singing an Australian classic while integrating a traditional Aboriginal
10:25language.
10:25Oh, she's doing an indigenous language.
10:27Let's go.
10:28I came from the dream time.
10:32She's got a great voice.
10:33She's good, Faye.
10:34Love this.
10:35Love all this.
10:38What's the war tune?
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:41Now you, to you, Australian jagar chin.
10:47We are Australian.
10:50Yeah, it's a Qantas act.
10:52Yeah.
10:53It is.
10:54We're all singing.
10:55Yeah, I know.
10:57Wow.
11:00Why is this so nice?
11:02That was incredible.
11:04That is the best voice I've seen.
11:07Who?
11:11How's Ronan crying though?
11:12Not even Aussie.
11:14I'm kind of half Australian.
11:15My children are Australian.
11:17Oh, look at Ronan.
11:18Sit down, Ronan.
11:18To hear you singing that in language made me so moved and so proud to be Australian.
11:24Alright, who do you think she's picking?
11:25I would pick Kate.
11:26I would pick Kate.
11:27You other foreigners can get wrecked.
11:29You better pick Kate.
11:30Maybe if we went and we did that.
11:32Wow!
11:33He's blocked Kate!
11:36He's blocked Kate!
11:38What does Glocken do?
11:40It means that she can't pick that one.
11:42She can't pick that judge.
11:43Oh, you bastard.
11:46She just called him a bastard, you bitch.
11:48The team that I will be choosing is...
11:52Do not choose Ronan because he was a nasty pasty.
11:55Team Ronan.
11:57Oh, he chose Ronan after all that.
11:59Yeah, of course.
12:00The villain gets his wish.
12:01I think it's really well played Ronan.
12:03I am.
12:04You are.
12:05No.
12:06We're Australian Irish.
12:09Good show.
12:10I thought that was a really great episode.
12:13Yep, same.
12:13The voice delivered.
12:15I didn't think I would be moved to the point where I tear up in a performance.
12:20And I did tonight.
12:37Hey, so I've been learning a bit of Portuguese, right?
12:39Oh, yeah.
12:40So, yeah.
12:40It got me to thinking.
12:41We pronounce Leo like Leo.
12:43L-E-O, right?
12:44They pronounce Leo.
12:45Lay-O.
12:45How do you sound E?
12:47E or E.
12:48When two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking.
12:51Ah.
12:52I could put you back in my prep class.
12:54Maybe before I learn Portuguese, I should learn English.
12:57Dude.
12:57On Sunday night, we tuned into...
12:59The Block!
13:01I bloody love The Block.
13:02It's been a while since I've watched The Block.
13:04I feel like I watch The Block like every four weeks.
13:07It's actually the best season I've ever watched.
13:10This year, the teams are in Dalesford.
13:12Dalesford.
13:12My favourite place.
13:14You've been to Dalesford three times.
13:15Tonight, the finishing touches are going on the bedrooms.
13:18So all these houses are the same?
13:20This is such a country thing to have five houses that are all the same floor plan.
13:24We're basically building Metricon homes.
13:25Combined with the walk-in road, they're 50 square metres.
13:29Jesus!
13:30Massive, bro.
13:31That's huge!
13:32Massive.
13:32This is bigger than most apartments I've lived in.
13:34Dude, my whole house isn't 50 square metres.
13:36And everything's going off without a hitch.
13:39They're nice and they're lovely.
13:41Neighborly love.
13:42That's me.
13:43Everyone's really lovely and no one's fighting yet.
13:45There's no nastiness in The Block.
13:47I want nasty.
13:48Well, too bad.
13:49Let's meet the teams.
13:50That's Han and Can.
13:51Are those two identical twins?
13:53No, they're lesbians.
13:54The judges commended us on being very bold with our bathroom.
13:58And we're taking that forward into our main bedroom.
14:00They've got a really eclectic style.
14:02Santiago Blue is our main feature, which is adding depth in the room.
14:07Oh, bleh!
14:08Oh, it's hideous!
14:10Oh, she's on the money!
14:11No, she's not!
14:12It looks like a Tiffany & Co showroom from Teemu.
14:16It looks like a giant urinal.
14:18There's also...
14:19Who are these two?
14:20Taz and Brit!
14:21They're my favourite.
14:22They're cops.
14:22Yeah, it is...
14:23Do you want me to do the intro and then you can explain the room?
14:26He's such a prick.
14:27Sure.
14:28And Brit's thrilled.
14:29Oh my god, she's you.
14:30You've got the same resting bitch face.
14:33We're also having Andy make us a custom bed head.
14:37Custom bed head, even?
14:39He has made stuff for the Queen.
14:40Are they talking about Queen Elizabeth?
14:42As in Her Royal Highness that's six feet under?
14:44No, she's not six feet under.
14:45She's in a concrete box in a church.
14:47Working for the Queen to work in bed.
14:49Brit and Taz.
14:52Cut the comedy, show me the rooms.
14:53For that, we need the judges.
14:56Parma.
14:57Blaze.
14:59Fox.
15:00Imagine my name.
15:02Oh my god.
15:03Never taller.
15:05Okay, house two, Hannah Can.
15:07These girls are the ones that did the blue room.
15:09So easy, baby.
15:12Oh my god.
15:15No.
15:16Yuck.
15:17Oh my god, it's disgusting.
15:18Oh my god.
15:21And what are the judges going to say?
15:22They're going to say it's absolutely shithouse.
15:26Oh.
15:27I hate it.
15:28Wow.
15:30Brutal.
15:31He's having a physical reaction.
15:32I actually want to vomit.
15:34He wants to vomit.
15:35God, he's as vicious as a camp queen.
15:37It's a shocker.
15:39Maybe I should get into real estate.
15:41I'm great at selling.
15:43And not even I can sell this room.
15:45Whoa.
15:45Now that's a bit harsh.
15:46Yes.
15:47Always remember, Faye.
15:48Sorry, I touched a boob then.
15:50Darren then went and started a process of restyling.
15:53That, right?
15:54Yeah.
15:54Is that better?
15:55Are they styling it?
15:57Take them off.
15:58Come on.
15:58Oh my gosh, they're actually redoing it.
16:00I'm dead.
16:01Hate that.
16:02Hate this.
16:03I'm sorry, cushions is not the only reason this room's stuffed up.
16:06Take that.
16:07Take the blues out.
16:08So what I'm hearing is start from scratch.
16:11Now, this is already working better.
16:13Wow.
16:15There you are.
16:16I don't think moving a couple of pillows around fixes this room.
16:19I don't like it.
16:20You could just sell it.
16:21If there's colour blind people in Dalesford, they'll buy it.
16:24Okay.
16:25They hate that one.
16:25Let's see how they feel about the next room.
16:28Brit and Taz.
16:29Let's go Brit and Taz.
16:32Oh, yeah.
16:33I like that.
16:34That is awesome.
16:34That's what I'm talking about.
16:35That's good.
16:36I feel calm.
16:38It's a sharp contrast to next door.
16:40I think it's beautiful.
16:42Ceiling to floor curtains.
16:43Nice linen.
16:45Fireplace.
16:46You can't have a fire on a carpeted floor.
16:48Only once.
16:50How much do you love this rug?
16:51This is the right colour.
16:52The lighter colours are more luxurious.
16:54I'll dirty that in five seconds.
16:56Who would have you in there?
16:57You'd have another room.
16:58It'd be black.
16:59Into the wardrobe.
17:01Wow.
17:02That's beautiful.
17:03Look at that walk-in robe.
17:04The Kardashians would love that.
17:05The most luxurious.
17:07The easiest sell that we've seen.
17:09I don't like how you've walked into the wardrobe.
17:13With a walk-in wardrobe.
17:14Okay.
17:15Winner of week four on the block is...
17:17It's Bryn Taz.
17:17It's Bryn Taz.
17:18It's Bryn Taz.
17:19I just know who will lose.
17:20Can and can.
17:21Bryn Taz.
17:22Oh.
17:23Bryn Taz.
17:25Yay!
17:27You're buying us all dinner and the drinks.
17:29They're just so nice.
17:30Positive vibes.
17:31Well done, guys.
17:32I feel like this season's lacking a lot of, like, oomph.
17:35Everyone's too amiable and nice.
17:39Oh!
17:40The block fallout!
17:41What's the block fallout?
17:43I don't think that you guys have come up with the idea.
17:45Copycats.
17:46Copycats!
17:47Copycats!
17:48Finally, we're getting to the true essence of the block.
17:50Drama, drama, drama.
17:52You're dead to me.
17:53Oh!
17:53It's gonna go down on the block!
17:55I was starting to think there was too much building going on.
17:59Mmm.
17:59Yeah.
18:11Oh, you know these chips?
18:12If you open them, you can hear them calling Maddie's name.
18:15Maddie!
18:16Eat me!
18:17You know what her plan is, yeah?
18:19Eat me!
18:19She wants to keep me round and plump, so I just never leave.
18:23Have you seen me before marriage and after marriage?
18:25Yeah, I did, yeah.
18:26You're on a steep decline.
18:27A happy hungry...
18:29This week on Netflix, we were ravenous for the eighth season of...
18:33Somebody feed Phil!
18:35This guy was the writer of Everybody Loves Raymond.
18:37Oh, him!
18:38Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
18:40He's a dag.
18:40If your weird uncle had a food travel show, that's Somebody Feed Phil.
18:44Gamma Joba is how you say hello in Georgian?
18:48Georgian?
18:49I was in Georgia!
18:50I don't even know where Georgia is.
18:52I didn't know either.
18:53It's up near, um, Russia.
18:54This place has been destroyed and rebuilt over 29 times.
19:00They've been taken over by everyone.
19:02It is going to have so many different food influences.
19:05Alright, what are we eating today, Phil?
19:07Now, to understand Georgian cuisine, let's start at its roots.
19:12Oh, we're doing shit on a fire in the bush.
19:14In what culture is shit on a fire in the bush not good?
19:18Everyone's surprised for you, actually.
19:19You like cheese?
19:20Yeah, I love cheese.
19:21This is the kachapuri.
19:23Yeah, rubby.
19:24That's a big grilled cheese.
19:26Isn't it funny that there's literally grilled cheese in every country?
19:29Every culture is like toast and cheese, delicious.
19:32We have here...
19:33Oh, what's in that dirty bag?
19:34Inside of the lambskin.
19:36Lambskin!
19:36Oh, oh, nah, nah.
19:38We have...
19:39Cheese.
19:39The gouda cheese.
19:40Gouda cheese!
19:42Oh, he's putting more cheese on it!
19:44You know what they say about gouda cheese.
19:45So good.
19:46It's very good.
19:47So good.
19:47This is the goud of Georgian food.
19:51Mmm.
19:52Oh, yum!
19:54Oh!
19:55It's good, huh?
19:56Yum!
19:57Yum!
19:58Hey, it's good, huh?
19:59Wow!
20:00Wow!
20:01It's good, huh?
20:02What do you feel?
20:03How do I feel?
20:05Yeah.
20:05Constipated?
20:07I hear you.
20:08Phil's next cultural experience is...
20:11The sulphur bath.
20:12That's gonna stink like rotten eggs.
20:15It's a little bit stinky.
20:17Ew!
20:18But there's one more thing.
20:20A little surprise.
20:21What's that?
20:23It's a gay sauna!
20:27Fizzouli!
20:28What's a fizzouli?
20:29It's a massage.
20:30It's a bit of a slap.
20:31Yeah, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
20:33Oh, oh!
20:35Strong hands.
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh, no!
20:38Are we feeding Phil or killing Phil?
20:41Tell me, where did you eat yesterday and who fed you?
20:45What the hell is that?
20:48It's so...
20:48Oh!
20:49He's getting a full-on scrub.
20:51And people like this.
20:55This is how I wash the kids at the end of the day
20:57when I just want to get them into bed.
21:01Waxy begins!
21:02Finish.
21:03See you next time!
21:04Somebody else feed Phil.
21:06Okay, this time he's at a fancy restaurant.
21:09Oh, this looks more like my style.
21:11This is picky foods.
21:12This looks like grape leaves.
21:13Yes!
21:14I'll do mothers.
21:15We might do mothers.
21:16The little Greek.
21:17That's Lebanese!
21:18So many countries...
21:19Yes?
21:20...are arguing where the Ptolema is coming.
21:23You know, the Greek says this is the Greece.
21:25No, it's not Greek!
21:27Definitely not Greek.
21:28It comes from us and don't forget it.
21:30It doesn't matter where it comes from.
21:32It does matter, it's Greek.
21:34Lebanese!
21:34Hey, the kids are sleeping, yeah?
21:36Just chill out.
21:36It's important who does it the best.
21:38And we did it the best.
21:40The Georgians.
21:41We showed them how to cook, dickheads.
21:43The show shouldn't be called Somebody Feed Phil.
21:45It should be called Greece Fed The World.
21:50Not in Georgia though, because Phil's next meal is...
21:53Soup dumplings.
21:54Now they're stealing Asian food.
21:56Mmm!
21:56I love dumplings.
21:58Actually, here they're called...
22:00Hinkali.
22:00What?
22:01It's Hinkali.
22:02Hinkali?
22:03You gotta get that hugh in there.
22:06Hinkali?
22:07No!
22:09Hinkali!
22:10Oh my god.
22:11Oh, here we go.
22:12Look at the beer.
22:12A beer and a dozen soup dumplings?
22:16Oh!
22:16This looks like a boy's dream.
22:18Any Georgians that consumes less than, I don't know, ten...
22:21Is not a man.
22:22Not a real man.
22:23Oh!
22:25Oh my god.
22:26I'd have 50 of those happily.
22:28After soup dumplings, Phil's heading to a feast known as...
22:32Supra.
22:33Like the car?
22:34You can't have a Supra without wine, Ray.
22:37BYO.
22:37Holy shit, he's come shit.
22:38Jesus.
22:39That's me at any event.
22:41That's me on a random Tuesday.
22:44What is this?
22:45Ancient Georgian war dancers.
22:47Oh!
22:48He's got the knife and...
22:49Has one or two Vinos and he's up on that floor.
22:52That's a bit like me, baby!
22:54Hooray!
22:55Lovely!
22:56Bravo!
22:57Bravo!
22:58Bravo!
22:58I was gonna ask them to pass the tomatoes.
23:05I love Phil.
23:06You can just look at him and his facial expressions.
23:08They make me laugh.
23:09Easy watch.
23:10Better food.
23:11Better culture.
23:13Lot of weirdo.
23:31There you go.
23:32I don't like cakes.
23:35I don't like cakes.
23:36You know that, don't you?
23:37I'll tell you why dad doesn't like cakes.
23:39He'll only have it on a cruise.
23:41If there's free food on a cruise, Kate's he'll go nuts.
23:45You've already paid for the cruise.
23:46Mm-hmm.
23:47It's not free.
23:49Free for me.
23:53We just love going on cruises.
23:55Oh, cruise ships.
23:57So nice to just really uncheck from the real world.
24:00Have you ever been on a cruise?
24:01We've been on cruises before.
24:03We love them.
24:03Unless I was single on a gay cruise.
24:06I don't want to borrow it.
24:07We were like, this is awesome.
24:09And then the lights go out.
24:11Oh, is this going to be that doco cruise shit?
24:14Yep.
24:14Or as it's called in the biz.
24:16Poop cruise.
24:17I've been meaning to watch this.
24:19You are not even ready for this.
24:21It all took place on a carnival cruise.
24:24There's too many people on a boat.
24:26This is carnival.
24:27This is not high class.
24:29We went on carnival.
24:30Yeah, twice.
24:30Yeah, we went on carnival's a ripper.
24:32The cruise was to Mexico and back over four idyllic days.
24:36So it was only meant to be a four day trip.
24:39What could go wrong?
24:43Oh, what's happening?
24:45I just remember opening my eyes.
24:46It pitch black.
24:47Like, what is going on?
24:50WTF?
24:50Is the boat going down?
24:51It's just like the Titanic.
24:53The captain came over and said,
24:54there's a fire in the engine room.
24:56How would you be, Faye?
24:58Your heart would sink to your vagina, wouldn't it?
25:00Yeah, I'd be like, answer me.
25:01Tell me what's going on.
25:02A fire in one of the engines had left the ship with no power.
25:06No, imagine that.
25:07You'd be shitting yourself.
25:08Hmm, and there lay the problem.
25:11Somebody realised that the toilets needed electricity,
25:14so they weren't going to flush.
25:16Oh!
25:17Shit.
25:18No, don't shit.
25:19As you probably know by now, the toilets are not flushing.
25:23No dunnies, honeys.
25:24And it's going to start causing a little bit of a problem.
25:26Pissing would be easy, straight off the end.
25:28Always wanted to do that.
25:29For a man, it's okay, but not for a woman.
25:32No, I don't think so.
25:34Just be an adult and wean the shower, please.
25:36Yeah, oh, that sounds good.
25:38Okay, what if you're doing a number two?
25:40We're going to deliver some red bags to all of the bathrooms on board.
25:44What?
25:44You got a poo in a bag?
25:45Tie the bag, put it in a bin.
25:47In the dark.
25:48Take a shit in a bag in the dark.
25:50Oh my god.
25:51We had taken the beacon out of the life jacket.
25:54And so the whole time you have like this discotheque going on while you're doing it.
26:03Chicken in a bag, chicken in a bag, chicken in a bag, chicken in a bag.
26:06I know it was hideous, but that's the only option that we had.
26:10I mean, would you do it?
26:11Nah.
26:12I immediately started taking Imodium.
26:14I'd feed it to the fish personally, but anyway.
26:17I would still use the toilet, you just don't need to flush.
26:19What do you mean we're going to just sleep in the room that's piling a medley of shit?
26:24People were covering the poop with the toilet paper and then again pooping on top of it.
26:29Oh!
26:30Lay up a lay up a lay of shit.
26:32It was like a lasagna.
26:33Yuck!
26:34I bloody love lasagna and that's done it for me.
26:37By the time a rescue tug had been organised, this powerless cruiser had drifted.
26:42Oh, they're like smack bang in the middle of nowhere.
26:44This is the triumph.
26:45We're in shit.
26:47This is going to add on a couple of days at least.
26:50They're going to be on for another couple of days.
26:52Oh, the poor people.
26:53The decision was made, let's open up the bar for free drinks.
26:57What?
26:57Who said to go into an open bar?
27:01Are they stupid?
27:02It's free booze.
27:03Let's go.
27:04Let's go.
27:05I'm smashing Imodium and drinking vodka.
27:09Can you imagine what they're going to be like now?
27:11There's people urinating off the side of the ship.
27:15Absolutely pissed off the ship.
27:17Hello?
27:17Somebody threw the poop back and the wind blew it back on somebody.
27:23They threw it down and came back and hit the bloke over there.
27:27Let me start by saying this wouldn't be very comfortable, but wouldn't this be a hilarious story to be there
27:32with the fellas?
27:33Oh, so good.
27:34We were so excited when we saw that the tugboats had finally arrived.
27:38We were now on our way, but also everything tilted to the side.
27:42That's the moment everything spilled.
27:45Oh my God.
27:46Oh!
27:47What? Is that all the...
27:48It's shit.
27:49We were in excrement.
27:52Oh!
27:53This just went from bad to worse.
27:55I had to hold my breath.
27:57It was, it was disgusting.
27:59Oh!
28:00Ankle deep in it.
28:02Do you know what?
28:03I'd rather be on the Titanic.
28:07Oh my God.
28:08That whole ship is a write-off.
28:10Burn it.
28:11Still a funny story?
28:12Still a bit funny.
28:14Day eight!
28:16How's that?
28:17Double the cruise.
28:18And that was when the poop cruise finally hit land.
28:21Oh, I wouldn't kiss the ground.
28:22Guess where they've been the last four days?
28:24A dirty ground, probably pretty clean.
28:26I will never take a private bathroom for granted again.
28:29I'd go home and hug my toilet.
28:30I'd be suing the shit out of Carnival.
28:32All I'm thinking of is what reward and remuneration they give them.
28:38Full refund, transport expenses and 500 bucks with a free cruise.
28:44I think that's fair.
28:45You think that's fair?
28:47Yeah.
28:47That is atrocious.
28:48You get two free cruises.
28:49It would be going again.
28:51Five hundred dollars.
28:52That's nothing to walk through shit for four days.
28:54Did they destroy that ship after?
28:57Today she still sailed under her new name, Carnival Sunrise.
29:01Let's go on the sunrise!
29:03Cheap tickets!
29:04And the wonderful teamman left.
29:24Give us time to walk to the wave.
29:24Good Good Reid.
29:25My ones have a little violin in the 101 of the culinary school.
29:27I want to upstream canal through the surfboard to the park.
29:28Yeah.
29:28Not too far from me but great».
29:29I would guess you've had members, run them for the long star age of tavalla
29:32that incredible Tammy jungle you get into this
29:34kit.
29:34That was extra.
29:35On Thursday, we packed up the car with SBS.
29:39Great Australian road trips.
29:41I do love a good road trip.
29:43When you get in a car with a mate, you're going on a road trip, the first noise you
29:46make, woo-hoo!
29:48Woo-hoo!
29:49That's it.
29:50It's been an intrinsic part of Aussie culture.
29:52I grew up road tripping.
29:54That's all we did.
29:55At 4 o'clock in the morning, we'd all get in the car, start fighting.
29:58Those were the best days of my life.
30:00This new series sees celebrities road tripping around Australia.
30:04There's so many great places to see in Australia.
30:07I did a road trip from Perth to Melbourne once.
30:10It was sick.
30:11On this trip, we've got actor Steph Tisdall.
30:14I loved her over.
30:15And...
30:15Me, Claudia Carvin.
30:17Claudia Carvin, a famous Australian actress.
30:20This time, Steph and I are on a South Australian road trip.
30:24From Adelaide...
30:25Radelaide, they call it.
30:26To Kangaroo Island.
30:28Adelaide to Kangaroo Island.
30:30Sick.
30:32Adelaide.
30:33Poor Kelly.
30:34Adelaide.
30:35I feel like if you and I were on a road trip, this is not the music we would be
30:39listening.
30:40No.
30:40I'd love to catch up with Mitchell Butel again, who directed the play that I did here.
30:45Weird flex, but whatever.
30:46So we're meeting on this rainbow walk.
30:48The rainbow walk, the pride walk, to commemorate Adelaide being the first place in Australia
30:52to legalise homosexualities.
30:54Wait, what?
30:55Oh!
30:56Oh, Adelaide's really ahead of the times.
30:58And I have recently joined the community.
31:01Yes.
31:01My membership form's been accepted.
31:04Our first stop on our South Australian roadie is the Bavarian town of Harndorf.
31:10It's a what?
31:11A Bavarian town.
31:12What does that mean?
31:13It's Dutch.
31:15Ah.
31:16Australia's oldest surviving German settlement.
31:20Oh.
31:20Welcome to Harndorf.
31:22Guten Tag.
31:22Today, Bavarian culture is still very much alive and kicking.
31:27What do you want if you're going to Bavaria?
31:28I want a bratwurst and I want a stein.
31:31I'm feeling thirsty.
31:32Yeah, maybe we can get a beer.
31:34Yeah.
31:36Is that a beer?
31:38Look at the beers.
31:41That's good.
31:42Yoshi drinks bigger beers than that.
31:44Back in the car.
31:45We made it to the ferry and are now off to Kangaroo Island.
31:49Kangaroo Island, Kate.
31:50We went there.
31:51It was the worst trip ever.
31:54So we went on unsealed roads for miles and miles.
31:57We couldn't go more than 10km an hour.
32:01Kangaroo Island is a diverse and unique landscape.
32:05That's the roads.
32:05Look at the roads.
32:06Look at the roads.
32:07I'm assuming it's a very bumpy road.
32:10We're cruising into Seal Bay.
32:12They're going to see seals.
32:13At Kangaroo Island.
32:14Can you do your best seal noise?
32:16Oh.
32:17Oh.
32:17Oh.
32:19Hey.
32:19Hey.
32:23Hey.
32:23Hey.
32:24That is not how you do it.
32:25Oh.
32:25Oh.
32:26Oh.
32:26Oh.
32:27Seal Bay is the only place where you can get this close to Australian seals in the wild.
32:32What the heck?
32:33They're right there.
32:34Oh, oh, oh.
32:35We'll just stay nice and still.
32:36Oh, they're coming over.
32:38Here he comes.
32:39Oh, my God.
32:40Wow.
32:41Like, what's the harem sort of situation with the guys?
32:44Some of our most successful males, they might make 12 females in a breeding season.
32:4912 females?
32:50Yeah.
32:51That's it, baby.
32:52Oh.
32:53I'll come back as a seal.
32:54Wow.
32:55What a treat.
32:56Thank you so much.
32:57It seems like a good life, doesn't it?
32:59Being a seal?
33:00Yeah.
33:00If you're in Seal Bay, for sure.
33:02If you're on Shark Island, terrible.
33:04So we're going to see these remarkable rocks.
33:07Oh, we're nearly going to see rocks.
33:08Not just any rocks.
33:10They're remarkable.
33:11Look, look, look, look, look.
33:12We can see it from here.
33:13Oh, look at that.
33:15It looks like an abstract painting.
33:17That's beautiful.
33:18That just looks like a black rock.
33:19These granite rock formations have been naturally sculpted by millions of years of weathering
33:26and erosion.
33:27It's granite.
33:28Yeah.
33:29It would make a nice kitchen island bench.
33:31Yeah.
33:32That's why no lebs go there.
33:33But this is the end of our South Australian trip.
33:35It's been fantastic.
33:36Thank you so much.
33:37I hope she drives her home.
33:40That was great.
33:42I mean...
33:42I loved that.
33:43So do I.
33:44That was good.
33:45I'm pleasantly surprised.
33:46Now, that's made me want to go on a road trip.
33:48Woo-hoo!
34:03In Brisbane, Kevin and Bob have moved into a new house.
34:08And that's not the only big news.
34:10We have a new patient, everyone.
34:13Bungie went to the vet today and got the snip.
34:17Oh, I feel for you, my brother.
34:20But I tell you what, I'm going to keep this cone because I reckon I'm going to lose a few
34:24pounds.
34:25Do you need a bigger one, Bob?
34:27I'm just putting those chips in the box.
34:32Woo!
34:34You know what this is?
34:35Milo.
34:35I know exactly what this is.
34:37Tuesday, on Foxtel, a show that needs no introduction.
34:44The Great Australian Bake Off!
34:46Malik, it's Bake Off!
34:48I know.
34:48Bum, bum, bum!
34:53In the random shed in the field, we are making cookies and cakes.
34:57Love it.
34:58It's jolly.
34:59It's sweets.
35:00It's sugar.
35:00It's old, cute ladies.
35:02Oh!
35:04Tell you what, if I passed any one of these people on the street, I'm non-threatened.
35:09And there's a new host.
35:10Who's the guy in the zebra cardigan?
35:12Tom Walker.
35:13He's a comedian.
35:14Hello bakers, and welcome to Tropical Week.
35:16Tropical Week!
35:17So what are they making today?
35:19The judges would like you to make six individual sized tropical tarts.
35:23I like tarts.
35:24You have.
35:24They're different tarts, aren't they?
35:27On your marks.
35:28Get set.
35:29Bake!
35:30If someone doesn't do a pina colada in this Tropical Fruit Week, I'll be flat as.
35:35Let's go tropical.
35:36What's your tropical fruit?
35:38What are you going with?
35:38I'm hearing mangoes.
35:40I'm hearing...
35:41Banana?
35:41Kiwi?
35:42Strawberry.
35:43That's not tropical, Matt.
35:46Tropical?
35:46No, it's not.
35:47Pineapple and strawberry?
35:48No.
35:49With a tart shell, that pastry has to be perfect.
35:52So it needs to be light, it needs to be flaky, buttery and crisp.
35:56Oh, Rachel.
35:57Coos.
35:57Is that the lady that you have a crush on?
35:59Yes, I do have a crush on her.
36:00Yeah, I can't.
36:01I fell in love with her when we watched her on another cooking show.
36:04Stalked her on Instagram for several weeks, maybe slid into her DMs.
36:07Sorry, Rachel, I'm married right now.
36:10You had your chance?
36:11Did she block you on Instagram?
36:13Shh.
36:14Let's just get to the baking.
36:16My friend Laura, every time we go over for board games, we have pina coladas.
36:20I told you someone to make a pina colada something.
36:22If you want pina coladas.
36:25And getting tarts on your plate.
36:27Yes.
36:28Let's see what Baker Jai is going to make.
36:31Look, I don't want to be stereotypical, but Jai looks like a vegan, eh?
36:35I think with vegan bakes, I have to rely so heavily on flavours.
36:39Isn't it like a whole thing that bakers always have like heaps of eggs in the fridge?
36:44How can you be a vegan baker?
36:45You're not using butter.
36:46You're not using milk.
36:47You're not using eggs.
36:48What the hell is making it rise?
36:50Self-raising flour.
36:51Alright, let's get to the tasting.
36:55Vanessa.
36:55Yeah.
36:56Yes.
36:58Mango and coconut together.
37:01They do look really beautiful.
37:03Then I like the way you've sprinkled that little bit of macadamia nut on top.
37:07Oh.
37:08Yes.
37:08Yes.
37:09It's very chic.
37:10Rachel's signature lipstick is bomb, eh?
37:13The banana is like soft and creamy.
37:16Banana.
37:16I like the way she says banana.
37:20Oh, that's the pina colada.
37:22Oh.
37:22I would dangerously eat like 15 of those.
37:25I love the fact that you have incorporated so many different elements.
37:30Oh, my God.
37:31Oh, my God.
37:32Yes.
37:33Dude, my blood sugar just spiked.
37:35Just a touch on the sweet side.
37:36A touch on the sweet side, Darren.
37:38It's a dessert.
37:39Speaking of, it's time for the showstopper, which is...
37:42Three fruity meringue bombs.
37:44A meringue bomb?
37:45What is that?
37:46A crisp meringue shell and a delicious dessert filling.
37:51Aren't meringues just whipped?
37:53Eggs?
37:54Like egg whites?
37:55Correct.
37:55So how's the vegan going to do it?
37:58So I'm using potato protein.
37:59Potato?
38:00Oh, just chuck an egg in there, love.
38:02When you extract the starch from a potato, there's a whole bunch of juice left over.
38:07Rachel Kuz is horrified at this behaviour.
38:08It actually has like almost the exact same properties as an egg white.
38:13No.
38:13Moving on.
38:14Ayesha, please bring your showstopper to the table.
38:18Oh, my God.
38:19Wow.
38:20That looks like a walnut.
38:21They look pretty cool.
38:22I think it was meant to be a coconut.
38:25Yeah, she failed.
38:26All right.
38:26Well, how about Jess's coconuts?
38:28Coco Loco coconut.
38:30Do they look more like coconuts for you?
38:32No, they don't look anything like coconuts at all.
38:35Coconut and cherry.
38:36I love it.
38:38Works really well together.
38:40I want to see what Rachel thinks.
38:41Of course you do.
38:43The sour cherry jam is super tangy.
38:46It's perfect because there's a lot of sweetness going on.
38:50What is this thing?
38:51What the hell is that?
38:53That looks like the fist.
38:55The what?
38:57The what?
38:58The fist?
38:59What fist?
39:00And last but not least.
39:02Is this a vegan one?
39:03Yum.
39:03The subtle green colour you've gone for here.
39:06It looks dry, doesn't it?
39:07Yeah, see what happens when you're vegan?
39:08It's because there's no eggs in it.
39:10Let's get to the verdict.
39:12Who's going home?
39:13I'll kick the vegan out.
39:14This baker has pushed limits.
39:16Yeah, pushing limits is not using any eggs.
39:18Which is why we are so sorry to say goodbye to...
39:21Jay.
39:22Oh, the vegan's gone.
39:24That's okay.
39:25You needed eggs, mate.
39:26Bye, vegan Jay.
39:27This week's star baker is...
39:29The mother of red hair is going to win.
39:30Jess.
39:33Well done, Jess.
39:34So what does a star baker get?
39:37Pride.
39:40Awww.
39:40Super Phil could show every time.
39:43You know what I'm very impressed about?
39:44How Rachel's able to eat so much dessert...
39:46Oh my god, he's still talking about Rachel.
39:48She's able to eat so much dessert but her lipstick's still flawless.
39:52It's something I've observed.
39:54Yeah, you've been observing her for an hour.
40:09In Melbourne, Matt Dalton's had an accident.
40:14Are you serious?
40:16In my brand spanking new Dax?
40:19It was totally Holly.
40:20Yeah, it was Holly.
40:22Don't do Dax.
40:23I've got brown stains on my Dax.
40:24It doesn't look good.
40:26This week on Paramount Plus...
40:28We open ourselves to the spirit world and command evil to stay outside the circle.
40:33We watched a new Aussie drama.
40:34Seance.
40:35This shit terrifies me, man.
40:38Are you there, Levi?
40:39Oh, Levi.
40:40Is Levi the spirit?
40:41Let me guess.
40:42Yes.
40:43That's when I leave.
40:44Yup.
40:45You would never catch me dead using a Ouija board.
40:47I'm not.
40:47What was that?
40:48He's in the room!
40:49He's in the room!
40:52Someone's just pushing it.
40:53Shh, shh.
40:54Let...
40:55Me...
40:55Out.
40:56Let me out?
40:57Nope.
40:58Someone's really playing with the fingers, aren't they?
41:01Oh!
41:02Okay, if she's taking the mickey, she's taking it too far.
41:07She's possessed.
41:09Wait, are they just leaving her there?
41:14Great friends.
41:19What the hell am I watching?
41:23Playing Gracie, darling.
41:25Oh, my gosh.
41:26Man, I'm getting goosey, eh?
41:27I don't like this.
41:29We pick the story up 27 years later.
41:32She was one of Gracie's friends sitting around the Ouija board.
41:35This is her grown up now.
41:36Yep, that's Joni.
41:37And she's about to get a call from her old friend, Jay.
41:40Jay!
41:41I don't know how to say this, but another darling girl's gone missing.
41:46Just like Gracie.
41:48A darling girl.
41:49Oh, darling's the surname.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:51Gracie was the one that got possessed.
41:53She disappeared after that night.
41:54So, it's happening to the next generation now.
41:57Mmm.
41:58Wanting to know more, Joni heads back to her old hometown.
42:02And he's one of the guys too.
42:04This is the guy that was in the seance.
42:06Yeah.
42:06Yeah, that was the kid that ran away.
42:08Yeah.
42:08There's no trace of her.
42:10Her phone's off.
42:11She hasn't turned up at any of the hospitals.
42:13But then Rafi told us about the game.
42:15Oh, so playing Gracie, darling's a game.
42:17Yes, because somebody mysteriously vanishes while having a seance.
42:23Every kid in that town is going to be playing that game.
42:25Yes, and Joni is going to visit the last person who was playing it.
42:29Rafi, what's playing Gracie, darling?
42:32Everyone at youth group plays.
42:33It seems to be like a rite of passage for young people in that town.
42:36I just ran away and left her there.
42:40Something evil got inside her.
42:43Something called Levi.
42:46It's the same thing.
42:48So he's still hanging around.
42:50Yeah, he's jumping from one darling to another.
42:53Levi, if you rearrange the letters, is evil.
42:57No, it's not.
42:58Scrap that.
43:00Is it?
43:00No, it's evil.
43:02It is evil?
43:02Yes.
43:04And with this new information, Joni heads to the place Rafi says she played Gracie darling.
43:09I hope you're not going to the shack.
43:11Oh, better not be.
43:13Yep, that's exactly where she's going.
43:15Back to the shack where Gracie darling got taken over by Levi, had a fit and then disappeared.
43:20Oh my God.
43:21As if you go up there by yourself.
43:25Who the hell is that?
43:27They're kids.
43:28It's a flashback.
43:29Oh my God.
43:31I just got the worst feeling then.
43:33This place is definitely haunted.
43:35Gracie's got a broken arm.
43:37I wonder if that means anything.
43:38Well, nothing that helps Joni at the moment.
43:44Oh my God.
43:45Now she's outside.
43:47Bro.
43:48Who doesn't want you to be there?
43:51Gracie.
43:51Well, it's not Gracie, obviously.
43:54So don't be following some random evil spirit through the forest.
43:57Hey!
43:58She's leading her down deep into the bush.
44:04Now you're injured and lost.
44:07What was that?
44:09Dead body.
44:10Stepped on dead body.
44:13Bones.
44:14That's a black bone.
44:16Yeah.
44:17So just charred remains.
44:19What?
44:20Charred?
44:20It was burnt.
44:21It was charred.
44:22Yes.
44:23The question is, do the charred remains belong to Gracie Darling or the new missing Darling girl?
44:29The full forensics haven't come back yet.
44:31But what we do know for sure is that the body...
44:35What?
44:36Spit it out.
44:38It's a teenage girl.
44:41The girl has an identifying feature.
44:45A broken arm.
44:47Oh my God!
44:48It was Gracie's body.
44:50Gracie.
44:51Oh my God!
44:53This got good.
44:55Go Australian drama.
44:57It's too scary to watch but I have to watch another.
45:01For the whole episode you think, oh okay, it's a haunting, it's a possession.
45:06But then at the end when you realise the body had been burnt, oh this is actually a human crime.
45:11Australian dramas have gone from here to bloody through the roof.
45:15I have.
45:16That was really good.
45:34I have.
45:35They're still filming as they're taking a lot of individuals inside of the house.
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