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00:06I'll have you know that I'm very jet-lagged at the moment.
00:08You went to Queensland.
00:12Every evening in Australia...
00:14What's happening here?
00:15You've never heard about this.
00:16TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:19What?
00:19Where's the proof?
00:20I want to know how they calculated this number.
00:23But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25Absolutely no chance, champ.
00:27Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:31You know, I love this show. I love it, love it, love it.
00:34These guys got no idea.
00:36It's bloody tough to follow on, but everyone loves it.
00:39This week, we caught some Aussie drama.
00:41We're offline doctor service. They're going to have to decapitate.
00:45Amputate, maybe?
00:46Some Aussie comedy.
00:47Mother and son, right?
00:49Yes.
00:49The new version.
00:50I'm used to Maggie saying, I say, I say, I say, Arthur.
00:53And some Aussie shore.
00:56What did I just see?
00:58Their parents must be so proud of them.
01:07This week, Adam and Simon are overseas for a wedding.
01:11Meanwhile, in Brisbane, Kevin's been at karaoke.
01:14All by myself.
01:18You keep singing like that, you will be by yourself.
01:21Tuesday night on Nine.
01:22The block.
01:23Oh, we love a good episode of The Block.
01:25Do we?
01:26Sure we do.
01:27And this week...
01:28Oh, it's alfresco week.
01:31What's alfresco mean?
01:32Alfresco is a Spanish word.
01:34No, it's an Italian word that means...
01:36Out in the sun.
01:37No, it means out in the cool.
01:39Never heard of an alfresco.
01:41We've got one at our beach house.
01:42Look, whatever.
01:43All we need to know is that last Wednesday,
01:46police officers Britt and Taz were caught
01:48working on their alfresco area early.
01:51Ah, cheating dogs?
01:53Well, you'd expect that from the coppers.
01:55And so this morning, Britt walks into this.
01:59Uh-oh.
02:01Showdown outside Mecca's.
02:03Of course, the gay's got the ice latte.
02:07What's going on?
02:08We're going to have a body corporate this morning.
02:11Oh, body corporate meetings normally end in tears.
02:15Here we go.
02:15Here's the drama.
02:16Before we start...
02:17I want to acknowledge country.
02:19No, they won't do that.
02:21I don't want you to think that we're attacking you
02:22because we're not.
02:23It's just we're trying to get a fair playing field, right?
02:25Oh, for God's sake.
02:27Shut up, Sonny.
02:28We're not attacking you,
02:29but everyone here thinks you're shit.
02:32We all agreed that you can't start to deck
02:35until the rest of us have our subframes.
02:38Bullshit.
02:38She's being a dickhead.
02:39I think that's fair.
02:40That is fair.
02:41They work for a day.
02:42They get a day off.
02:42They lose a day.
02:44Britt is paved off.
02:46It's not a personal attack.
02:47It doesn't feel like that
02:48when you're saying really snide comment.
02:50Here we go.
02:51Now it's personal.
02:52We haven't said anything negative or derogative.
02:56Derogative.
02:57Is derogative a word?
02:58I walked out yesterday and girls said...
03:00Sonny, just stop talking for a second.
03:02For her husband under the bus as well.
03:04What's snide?
03:05Like yesterday, you've walked out
03:07and you've made numerous comments to us.
03:08No, no, no, no.
03:09No, no, no.
03:09That's where you're wrong.
03:10Oh, for God's sake.
03:12Alicia.
03:12This is not passive-aggressive.
03:14It's aggressive-aggressive-passive-aggressive.
03:16I am in the least snide person.
03:18I will say it to your face.
03:19I'm the least snide person.
03:21Who is she?
03:22Who are you, woman?
03:23Who are you?
03:24I like her.
03:25Yeah, you would.
03:26We won't touch the deck tonight.
03:29So you agreed?
03:29They're not going to touch the deck?
03:30That's how I argue the loudest voice always does win.
03:33God, they're wasting time standing around in a circle.
03:35Get to work.
03:36Oh, yeah, the building.
03:37But just as they're getting close
03:39to starting on their deck subframe,
03:40Foreman Dan and Site Manager Aido discover an issue.
03:44What?
03:45The deck that everyone's got.
03:46Can't use it.
03:47Oh, now they've got the wrong type of deck.
03:50It's not bushfire-rated.
03:52Oh, no.
03:53It's got what?
03:54Bushfire-rated.
03:55No-one else can do any decking either.
03:57So that's not a punishment?
03:58No, it's like when the public holidays fall on the school holidays.
04:01Yes, stupid.
04:02Bastards, every time.
04:04Karma can become a bitch.
04:06So with no-one able to work on their decks today,
04:09teams are instead shifting their focus to the shed.
04:12Shed?
04:13You'd think so.
04:14What?
04:14Grape biscuit bake-off.
04:16Can we get to the building?
04:18Yep.
04:18Right after we bake these cakes.
04:20So I'm making a Tim Tam cheesecake.
04:23That is pathetic.
04:24What would you do?
04:25Chocolate ripple cake.
04:26Chocolate ripple cake!
04:28Chocolate ripple cake!
04:30That is pathetic.
04:31Let's go back to the show.
04:33We're going to make a cheesecake now.
04:34Show us the building.
04:36I love that.
04:37You're very Lebanese.
04:38You always want to just see the building.
04:39With our blockheads creations setting in the fridge.
04:42Do we think we'll build now?
04:43Oh, no.
04:44Because box party for Sonny.
04:46The block has turned weird, man.
04:49Look, I'm sure they'll start building soon.
04:51Now we're breaking and entering.
04:52Any moment now.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:54Wow.
04:55Oh, Jesus Christ.
04:57Surely this is it.
04:59This is the most random show.
05:02Yeah, and apparently now they're at the pub.
05:05Both our families don't know that we're pregnant yet.
05:07Now there's a baby.
05:08So this will be the first time we're sharing the news with everyone.
05:10Oh, how lovely.
05:11Hang on, I thought we wanted to see the building.
05:14Oh, that's really cute.
05:16But you were all just saying...
05:17That's so nice.
05:20Whatever.
05:20We decided that we would share the news with everyone by putting our ultrasounds in the menus.
05:25Oh, I love that.
05:26That's such a good idea.
05:27Open your menus.
05:28What's for dinner, everyone?
05:29Uh, can I just have one fetus?
05:31And the garlic bread looks good, too.
05:35Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:38Yes!
05:39Yes!
05:39Oh, that's so cute.
05:41No, it is, but it's the block.
05:48He's not having a baby with you.
05:50He's not.
05:50That way they found exactly how he knew what it was.
05:52I love a good pregnancy reveal.
05:54I know, so do I.
05:56Today my mother found out my brother was having his first child.
05:59She blocked traffic in the valley because she started crying and couldn't see out of her
06:04eyes and stopped in the middle of Anne Street.
06:06Oh, I didn't know your mother was that emotional.
06:09She cries when I go to the airport for work.
06:13You're joking me.
06:15No one built anything!
06:17The best part of that episode was the baby reveal at the end.
06:19That episode literally had everything except for renovating.
06:32On the Gold Coast, Nick and Milo are getting some advice from AI.
06:37How do you tell the difference between a white wine glass and a red wine glass?
06:40White wine glasses tend to have a smaller, narrower bowl to keep those lighter, more delicate
06:45aromas and a slightly cooler temperature.
06:48Just quickly, should you scull red wine?
06:50When it comes to red wine, I'd say it's more about sipping and savouring than sculling,
06:55but hey.
06:56Alright, that's enough then.
06:57That's enough.
06:57I think we got enough advice from you.
07:02This week we watched the return of an Aussie drama.
07:06RFDS.
07:07We're all flying doctor service.
07:08Do they fly out to the patients?
07:10Yes.
07:11Isn't that pretty cool?
07:11They've even got an ambulance plane.
07:13And season three of Ambulance Plane starts on a bus, where we find Nurse Pete.
07:19Oh, that's a guy from Home and Away.
07:21Yeah, Steve Peacock.
07:22What a hairline.
07:23And sitting just in front of Hairline is...
07:25Oh, that lady.
07:26She's in another show watch.
07:27Yeah, that's Poppy.
07:28And she's feeling sick, so her brother asks the driver...
07:31Any chance we can stop again at the next rest stop?
07:33Next break's in an hour.
07:35If I keep stopping every 15 minutes, we'll never get there.
07:37All right, well you clean up the spew on the bus then.
07:39All right, take it easy.
07:41I can't take it easy.
07:42Oh God.
07:43We're half an hour late.
07:44I lose my job.
07:46Taking his eyes off the road.
07:47Where's the road?
07:47Oh, shit!
07:50Oh!
07:52No!
07:53You're going to lose your job now, mate.
07:56Oh, and it's Becca Burke.
07:58At least you get to use a little hammer to smash the glass.
08:00It's always been one of the fantasies of mine.
08:02Okay.
08:03You've got a hair out of place, Steve Peacock.
08:05What's your name?
08:07Um...
08:07Joe.
08:08Joe.
08:08This is your fault, you dumbass.
08:10So Home and Away Hairline sends Joe to call for help.
08:13Who are you going to call out there?
08:15Well, the show is called...
08:16RFDS.
08:17..and the team quickly springs to action.
08:20Can you get her a blanket?
08:21She's a doctor.
08:23I get her that much.
08:26Deceased.
08:27Oh, this is terrible.
08:29You don't want the black tag.
08:30What happened to the girl that was sick?
08:32Poppy, the sister.
08:33Oh, yeah.
08:34Poppy.
08:35Dad!
08:36She's still in the bus!
08:37She's in the bus!
08:38Are you serious?
08:41My leg's stuck.
08:42How could they not have looked for her?
08:44Just write the black tag and call it a day.
08:47Give her a chance, dude.
08:48Have you hit your head or had any trouble breathing, Poppy?
08:51Oh, no, but just my...
08:52Your hair gets killing me.
08:54Ow!
08:54I bet it is.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:56So then Ty waited the bus on her legs.
08:59Joe?
09:01Poppy?
09:02Oh, what's going on now?
09:03Is there a Joe or a Poppy here?
09:04Who's this?
09:05Are they...
09:05My kids!
09:06Mum's here.
09:07How did Mum just rock up to the middle of the outback?
09:09Well, I reckon the brother got reception and called her.
09:11Mum, we're halfway across the Nullarbor.
09:14Just duck on down.
09:15And she arrives just in time to see them lift the bus.
09:18Lift the bus?
09:21And now it's night time.
09:22How hard is it to jack a bus?
09:24Are you freaking...
09:25I can't.
09:25I can't with this.
09:26Are you serious?
09:27Spoken by a mother of two boys.
09:29Yes, and a daughter of a panel beater.
09:31I know you can jack the bloody bus.
09:35Oh!
09:36We're just here, okay?
09:38Oh, jeez.
09:40They're gonna have to decapitate.
09:41Amputate, maybe?
09:42The only way to free you is to remove your lower leg.
09:46What about a band-aid?
09:48Band-aid?
09:48Are you stupid?
09:50Scalpel.
09:50You don't need more than a scalpel.
09:52What are we doing?
09:54We're sawing it off like threading when you get your eyebrows threaded.
09:56Is that how they do it?
10:00Oh!
10:00Oh, shit!
10:05Excuse me.
10:06Just get the shit out of me.
10:07Can you open some gauze for me, please?
10:09Do you reckon she gets to take the leg home with her?
10:11It's not like losing a tooth, man.
10:13Where's Joey?
10:14Where's the son?
10:14Oh, yeah, Joe.
10:16Well, he's collapsed at this rest stop.
10:18Joey's been lying there for about six hours.
10:20Honey, it's mum.
10:21Come on, darling.
10:22Open your eyes.
10:23He's gone.
10:23Tag him.
10:27Can you stop tagging and bagging, everyone?
10:30Then, as the team are dealing with Joe's head injury, this happens.
10:34Oh, they're all falling apart.
10:36Is there anyone on this show that isn't injured?
10:39She hurt her ankle.
10:40Tag and bag her.
10:41Not so quick.
10:42That's Home and Away Guy's daughter.
10:44Who also works for the RFDS.
10:47And she's got a secret.
10:49What about the baby?
10:50Oh, she's pregnant.
10:51Your dad's right there!
10:53What?
10:54What? What baby?
10:55I know we've got the flying doctors there, but let's start moving these people to the hospital.
10:59Good point.
11:00We've even had enough time to build a fire.
11:02Well, that's because some big decisions are being made.
11:05You see, there's four patients, but the plane can only fit three of them.
11:09Oh, no!
11:10Basically, one person's going to have to die.
11:12We're going to take Poppy, this young woman, and the driver.
11:15What?
11:16They're leaving Joe.
11:17Your son's head injury is a catastrophic.
11:20Oh, Joe has the least amount of chance of survival.
11:23Oh, my God.
11:24This is horrible.
11:24You can't just leave him there to die.
11:26Come on.
11:27Come on.
11:28Oh, shit.
11:28It's flatlining.
11:29Come on, my baby.
11:31Come on.
11:31Just hang on.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:33I can't watch this.
11:34Like, I can't watch it.
11:36Time of death.
11:379.36pm.
11:40Oh, she just lost her son.
11:42That's devastating.
11:51Dag him.
11:55It's not a great day in the office.
11:57It's a good show.
11:58I like it.
11:59But every episode is drama, drama, drama.
12:02It's unbelievable.
12:02It started right up here, dude.
12:03What are they going to do?
12:04Just keep taking it higher.
12:06Right up to where the doctors fly in.
12:19Oh, my goodness.
12:21There's a shark.
12:22There's a shark.
12:24Come on.
12:25Don't eat me.
12:25Don't eat me.
12:27Here we have two Lebanese sharks in their natural habitat.
12:32This week, we dive to new depths with the new Disney Plus doco.
12:36Dolphins up close.
12:38With Bertie Gregory.
12:40Who's Bertie Gregory?
12:42Over the last 10 years, I've become completely obsessed with searching the ocean for epic
12:47gatherings of predators.
12:49Hello, Bertie.
12:51All hunting the same prey at the same time.
12:54Look at all the birds.
12:55There's a lot of birds.
12:56Must be a lot of fish.
12:57In wildlife film, we call these a bait ball.
12:59What's a bait ball?
13:00It's a big ball of fish swimming together.
13:02And they attract a group of predators that you'd never otherwise see together.
13:05So he wants to find a massive bait ball?
13:07Yes.
13:08And this is the narrow window when all of them converge on the Azores.
13:13Azores?
13:14They're just the fishing mecca of the world.
13:16Let's go, Bertie.
13:17Let's find your bait ball.
13:18And helping him to do that is a local captain.
13:21How are we going to find the action?
13:23Follow the birds.
13:24That's what you did most of your life.
13:26You must look for shearwaters.
13:28Shearwaters?
13:29Shearwaters.
13:30Oh, that's the name of the bird.
13:32Yeah.
13:32How many shearwaters are we talking together?
13:34Two or three thousand.
13:35Two or three thousand.
13:37If you're afraid of birds, you wouldn't want to be there.
13:40I hate birds.
13:40Can you imagine him on that boat?
13:42Cuz, cuz, the birds are coming from everywhere.
13:44You can hear that squabbling noise.
13:46They're feeding.
13:48They're eating fish.
13:49Underwater, I can see what's on the menu.
13:52I did not know birds could swim that deep.
13:54I didn't know birds could swim full stop.
13:56Hundreds of jack mackerel huddled together in a small dense swirling sphere.
14:01Look at it.
14:02It's an actual ball.
14:03Bait ball.
14:04Formed when fish are under attack.
14:06Dude, you want to stay in the middle, wouldn't you?
14:08Okay.
14:08Get out of me way.
14:09I'm going in the middle.
14:10Oh, look, look.
14:11Oh, there goes Harry.
14:13There goes George.
14:14But I know these events happen on a much bigger scale.
14:18Where are the dolphins though?
14:19Isn't this a show called Dolphins?
14:20Fair point.
14:21But before we get to them, Bertie meets another bird.
14:24Oh, hello.
14:25We appear to have picked up a hitchhiker.
14:27Who are you?
14:28A brown booby.
14:29A brown booby?
14:30I love seeing a good booby, hey.
14:32Not a pair?
14:33Ever got a pair?
14:34Oops.
14:35The boobies doing the poopies.
14:38Oh, it's spraying.
14:40That fresh fish was obviously off.
14:45Bye booby.
14:46Have a great night.
14:47So you shit the deck and fist off.
14:49And just in time.
14:51Well, that does not look good.
14:53Oh, storm's coming.
14:54This storm could signal a shift in the seasons.
14:56And my hopes of filming an epic bait ball are fading.
15:00He really hung up on this bait ball.
15:02God, he loves his bait balls.
15:04But Bertie's captains found a window of opportunity.
15:06A really small gap between the storms.
15:08And we live around two, maximum three hours.
15:11So they've got one last shot to catch the bait ball.
15:14Bro, you've got to risk it to get the biscuit.
15:18Our timing is critical.
15:21Go, Bertie, go.
15:22This is more like it.
15:24Oh, the birds are out again.
15:26Thousands of shearwaters joining the chart.
15:29Everything's taking advantage of the break in the weather.
15:32Oh, finally.
15:33Some dolphins.
15:34So we've got shearwaters, dolphins, a lot of predators joining this party.
15:38This is going to be it.
15:39There's a bait ball brewing.
15:41Oh, so many dolphins.
15:43It's a properly epic scene.
15:45Bertie, this is your last chance.
15:46Get in the water.
15:48Alright, feeding frenzy.
15:50Let's add some humans to it.
15:53Whoa.
15:55That's so cool.
15:56Circling the school, the predators tighten their grip.
16:00Get it up.
16:00Make it tighter.
16:01Make it tighter.
16:03They form a bite ball, bite ball, bite ball.
16:06It's a tight ball, too.
16:08It looks like they're doing an underwater dance.
16:10But something has spooked the dolphins.
16:12Oh, no.
16:13What is it?
16:15Blue sharks.
16:17Whoa.
16:18Oh, how did it go off the camera?
16:19Oh, no.
16:20Get up.
16:20Get out of the water.
16:21Get out of the water, Bertie.
16:22Get out of the water.
16:22They return to the depths.
16:24Oh, hallelujah.
16:26Thanks for coming.
16:26See you later.
16:27But the feast isn't over.
16:29Down come the shearwaters.
16:33Oh, my God.
16:34Look at that.
16:35That is called a Sunday buffet.
16:37And it's not over yet.
16:39The commotion draws the attention of a minky whale.
16:42Minky alert.
16:47Look at it.
16:48Look at it.
16:48Look at it.
16:48It's took the whole lot.
16:49How greedy are you?
16:50In one giant gulp.
16:52It took the whole lot.
16:54There's always one friend who eats more than his own share.
16:57Matt, that's like you in the Christmas buffet.
17:00You just whack in like a minky.
17:02Minky, wow.
17:02And clean it up.
17:03And just when I thought it couldn't get any wilder.
17:07Is that a humpback?
17:09A huge humpback.
17:13Matt!
17:15That's so cool.
17:17I mean, that has got to be one of the greatest shows in the ocean.
17:21Like once in a lifetime kind of stuff.
17:23Not bad for two hours before a storm coming in.
17:27I know.
17:27Yeah, buddy.
17:28Finally.
17:29I'm so glad Bertie got his happy ending.
17:34I didn't mind that.
17:35Thanks, Bertie.
17:36What a day.
17:37Well, we've seen a bait ball and a career highlight all in one.
17:40It seemed a lot more bait balls up close.
17:43Not dolphins up close.
17:45But nobody would watch it if they called it bait balls up close.
17:50I would.
18:05If you get spray deodorant, what's your routine?
18:08Are you...
18:08Or are you...
18:15I'm...
18:17You are great.
18:20Friday on Foxtel, we tuned into...
18:23Interior Design Masters.
18:25With Alan Carr.
18:26Hello, everyone.
18:27Hello, Alan Carr.
18:28How are you all feeling?
18:30You'd love this guy.
18:30He's like a comedian.
18:32He's gayer than the pride flag.
18:33Me, Cam.
18:34Does he know anything about interior design?
18:36No.
18:37He's just gay.
18:38That's right.
18:39And he's searching for Britain's best new interior design master.
18:43What's the brief?
18:44To kick things off, you're heading to a youth hostel.
18:47Oh, a hostel.
18:47Where you would be transforming a bedroom with your signature style.
18:52Signature style.
18:53What's mine?
18:53Well, you just put a bed in and say, I think I've done it.
18:56It's called a bedroom.
18:56There's a bed.
18:57That'd be a fridge.
18:58You've got two days and a budget of £1,200.
19:02That's not much, is it?
19:03I don't even buy a couch for that.
19:04Good luck.
19:05It's a low budget production.
19:06Very.
19:07Before we get too judgy, let's see what they have to work with.
19:10Oh, wow.
19:11Oh, those rooms have seen some things.
19:13First, we meet aspiring designer Victoria.
19:16My signature style is contemporary luxe.
19:18I like her accent.
19:19Love it.
19:20This space is going to be a flower explosion.
19:23Oh, no.
19:24Wallpaper on every wall.
19:26No.
19:26She's adding hand-painted stripes to the ceiling.
19:30Oh, my God.
19:31That's a lot.
19:32I'm super excited.
19:35My design style will be rustic, textural, chic.
19:39Three words only said by interior designer.
19:42Hi, Rita.
19:44Hi, Alan.
19:45This isn't very glamorous, is it?
19:47So what are you doing with this old bit of corrugated iron?
19:50I'm cladding the wall with it.
19:51You're going to put that on the wall?
19:53Yeah.
19:54How would you describe your signature style?
19:56Uh, dirty.
19:57Rusty.
19:57I want to make sure that your guests have their tetanus shots.
20:00Rita's using the slate grey paint to cover the walls, ceiling and bedding.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:05It's like a dungeon.
20:07That's too dark.
20:08I don't like dark.
20:09Rita, you've lost the plot.
20:11No, I like it.
20:12Alright, let's meet another design master.
20:14My signature style is largely organic.
20:16Okay, what have you got?
20:17The octagonal windows have inspired the shape of SA's big wardrobe design.
20:22It's like a coffin.
20:23A double coffin.
20:24Oh, that's foul.
20:25These guys are losing me by the minute.
20:27Well, maybe arts and craft teacher Emma can win you over.
20:30Making cushions, making curtains.
20:34No, this is a little bit too artsy-fartsy for me.
20:37Emma's used her artistic skills to design her own wallpaper.
20:40That ceiling looks so nice, just white and you're ruining it.
20:45That is lush.
20:46Dad's head just keeps getting worse the longer this show goes on.
20:49You haven't got luck.
20:50I'm interested to see how the rooms go.
20:52And so are the judges.
20:53Given the jacket this guy's wearing, he's probably going to like this.
20:57Shiver my timbers.
20:58Oh, my God.
20:58That is disgusting.
20:59First up, it's Emma's room.
21:01It's like a Polly pocket room.
21:03The ceiling is genius.
21:05Love it.
21:05Do you think they're all colour blind?
21:07Emma's got totally carried away with all the craft.
21:10Too much craft.
21:11Alright, how about Victoria's room?
21:13It's a bit girly.
21:15Can you get a couple of boys coming in, ready to party?
21:18I want the top bed with the sunflower pillow.
21:21Who describes her style as contemporary luxe?
21:24I would've said contemporary shit.
21:25Didn't need the stripes on the ceiling.
21:27Nah.
21:27I have a real issue with the dried flower chandelier.
21:30I hope it all catches on fire and burns down.
21:32What about this room?
21:33I've got hay fever looking at that room.
21:35This is very uplifting.
21:37Uplifting?
21:37It makes me want to throw myself out that window.
21:40Maybe you'll like this one.
21:41No, no, no.
21:43Aperol spritz on the wall.
21:45Or this one.
21:45It looks worse than it did before.
21:48It's over.
21:49Rita, how did she end up?
21:50Oh, the worst.
21:52The worst.
21:54The worst.
21:54Super sexy.
21:55Sexy?
21:56It's fantastic.
21:57Too dark.
21:57It's too dark.
21:58Compared to the others, it's not that bad.
22:00But it's a very, very low benchmark.
22:02I can't wait to see the scores.
22:031.1, 0.75, 0.85.
22:07Which of the rooms would you be happy to hang your hiking boots up in?
22:11None of them.
22:11Who?
22:12Who's the worst to the least worst wins?
22:15There was a clear standout space.
22:18Really?
22:19Rita.
22:20Yeah, I love it.
22:21You can go and brush your teeth with the side risk of tetanus.
22:26They were all terrible, really.
22:27They really were.
22:29I will never watch that again.
22:31I think you two should put in an application.
22:33Look, the way those rooms look, I reckon we do okay.
22:46Oh, I was going to get...
22:47Oh, Keith, can you please get my water?
22:49Are you comfortable?
22:50Doesn't make any difference if I'm not comfortable.
22:52Okay, let's put it another way.
22:54Otherwise, we just share this.
22:55No, I'll get yours then.
22:57No, I'm quite happy to share this.
22:58No, no.
22:59I'll get you...
23:00Where's your water?
23:00No, please, let's share this.
23:02No.
23:05On Thursday night, we checked out a new food show.
23:08I'm Lara Lee.
23:10Hi, Lara Lee.
23:10Have we met Lara Lee before?
23:12No.
23:13I'm an Australian-Indonesian food writer and chef.
23:16Sorry?
23:20And I'm on a journey back to my ancestral homeland.
23:24What did you just say?
23:25I counted to 10 in Indonesian.
23:26Why would you know that?
23:27Selamat pagi.
23:29So join me as I travel through some of the world's most exotic islands.
23:34Oh, my God.
23:35Food and travel, my two jams.
23:37To taste and cook my way beyond Bali.
23:40Oh, this is going to be good.
23:42I wish I'd seen it before I went to Bali.
23:45Beyond Bali with Sarah Lee.
23:48Lara Lee.
23:48Lara Lee, Sarah's sister.
23:50I do like going to Bali, but it's just become overrun now with feral Western tourists.
23:55Bali's the best man.
23:57Lara's first stop is Bali's biggest food market.
24:00This is the land of ketchup manis.
24:02This is like my favourite condiment.
24:03I like ketchup manis.
24:05It means sweet soy.
24:07Really?
24:07Ketchup manis literally means sweet soya sauce.
24:11Milmo!
24:12You're blitzing!
24:13Ketchup manis is also used in Malaysia.
24:15I hope Indos don't claim everything.
24:18If there's one dish that represents Indonesia for me, it would have to be satay.
24:23It is.
24:24It is.
24:24It's eaten everywhere.
24:25Satay is a Malaysian institution.
24:27Really?
24:28I'm pretty sure it's a westernised thing, is it not?
24:31Malaysian!
24:32Then Lara heads to lunch with a friend.
24:34Made's taking me to his favourite local warung, or cafe.
24:38Oh, what are they going to get?
24:39The satay here comes with boiled rice and soup.
24:42You can have the rice.
24:43As if I'd eat the rice.
24:45I'll have the soup.
24:46Now wait a minute.
24:47What's floating in there?
24:48Bakso is an Indonesian meatball, typically made from finely ground beef.
24:53Oh nice.
24:54Yes, I can smell the aromas from here.
24:57And then this is the satay.
24:59Oh, that's my favourite.
25:01That'd be chilli cake.
25:02I know.
25:03It's covered in it.
25:04Yeah, I love it.
25:05Oh, I miss you so much.
25:08Beautiful heat of chilli, but it doesn't overpower.
25:12Couldn't overpower.
25:13Pepper overpairs you, so that'll kill you.
25:16Okay, I'm going to try some of this soto-dogging.
25:18And are you putting the rice into the soup?
25:20Or the soup onto the rice?
25:22Oh, that is the million dollar question.
25:24You've got to put the soup in the rice.
25:25Yes.
25:26No, you've got to put the rice in the soup, mate.
25:27Correct.
25:28There's always, like, debates.
25:30Like you put sugar in coffee, you don't put the coffee in the sugar.
25:33What?
25:34So I normally put the soup in the rice.
25:37Would you put the rice into the soup?
25:38I'd put the rice in the bin.
25:40Well, see what you think of this.
25:42A superfood that was invented here many centuries ago.
25:46What is it, Jad?
25:46Tempeh.
25:47It's also delicious, especially if it's been made by Benny Santoso.
25:53Tempeh!
25:54The guy knows his stuff!
25:56The first step in making tempeh is to mix the soybeans with the fungus.
26:00With the fungus?
26:01You're losing me at fungus.
26:02And I can see the little fur of the mould growing.
26:05Of the mould!
26:06Oh, mould!
26:07We've got fungus and mould!
26:09And it's edible.
26:10OK, here we go.
26:11Oh, sorry.
26:13No, no.
26:14Oh, my goodness.
26:14That is so good.
26:16So if we go to Bali, don't go to no tempeh.
26:19We're going to come back like that because we wouldn't eat anything.
26:22Oh, come on.
26:23Surely you'll like something from this guy.
26:24Chef Wayan Kresnayasa worked in Michelin-starred restaurants around the world.
26:29Oh, God.
26:29What's he making?
26:30We call it a tipacantok.
26:32Who?
26:33A tipacantok is just like a rice cake, steamed vegetable, peanut sauce.
26:37It sounds simple but yummy.
26:39Peanuts.
26:39Oh, I hate peanuts.
26:41The peanuts will be the basis of the dressing we're making for our vegetable salad.
26:44That looks epic.
26:47The finishing touch is a classic Indonesian embellishment.
26:51What is it?
26:52That looks like when you pull off a pimple pad.
26:54Krupuk.
26:55Krupuk.
26:56I love this, this explosion.
26:58It's like a tampon, doesn't it?
27:00What?
27:00It looks nothing like a tampon.
27:02What are you talking about?
27:02No, I'm just meaning how it absorbs and then it blows up.
27:05I'm not hungry, Nia.
27:06This is what I'm talking about.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Oh, mate.
27:09I am hungry now.
27:11I would try it.
27:11I would try it.
27:12Yeah.
27:13And you would love it.
27:14No.
27:14Oh, Jesus.
27:15We're going to starve.
27:16When you ask people what they love about Bali, it's the people.
27:19And the benthanks and the singlets.
27:21It's the best.
27:25Are we going to watch Lara Lee again?
27:27I will.
27:27Yeah.
27:27I really enjoyed Lara Lee.
27:29Isn't there some simple food I can eat there?
27:31Well, you'd have to find a McDonald's, Keith.
27:34Would they have McDonald's in Bali?
27:51What are you eating?
27:52Mmm.
27:53I just found some cereal in your cupboard.
27:55Oh, yeah?
27:56Yeah.
27:58Nice.
27:58I'm having that for dinner.
28:00Nice.
28:00Because I was rushing around.
28:01Is that alright?
28:02Yeah, why not?
28:03Do you want some?
28:04Nah.
28:05Just give me one little thing.
28:07Let me just take one with my hand.
28:11Blindfolds off in three.
28:13Friday night on the ABC.
28:14Two.
28:15We watched.
28:16One.
28:17The return of a revamped Aussie sitcom.
28:19Amazing.
28:20And it's all about a mother and her stay-at-home son.
28:24Ta-da!
28:25So this is mother and son, right?
28:27Yes.
28:27The new version.
28:28It's like an old comedy revamped.
28:30Mum and I used to watch this together all the time.
28:33Are we all ready to have family fun in the sun?
28:37I love a good family holiday.
28:39And you thought I couldn't make a simple holiday reservation.
28:43What's that woman's name, man?
28:44Denise Scott.
28:45I like Denise.
28:46How come Robbie gets her own room and I don't?
28:49He's got a bunk with his mum.
28:50That doesn't sound good.
28:51This holiday is about spending time with family.
28:55Oh, sorry.
28:56Ooh.
28:57Oh, hello. Good looking.
28:58Who's this? The love interest?
28:59Mmm, I guess so.
29:01Allow me to introduce myself.
29:03Ronaldo.
29:04Oh.
29:05Call me the fun captain.
29:07Fun captain?
29:08He's a sleaze bucket.
29:09But I see I'm going to have to up my game.
29:11Yes, you are.
29:13Oh, my God.
29:14Is this how old people actually flirt?
29:16That's giving me the ick.
29:17It's fabulous.
29:18It's my duty to ensure you enjoy yourself.
29:21Oh.
29:21The last thing I want to see is my mother getting randy with some stranger.
29:24Can he still get it up?
29:26You'd be surprised.
29:27No.
29:28No.
29:29With introductions over, mother and son head to the pool.
29:33I suppose you're just going to lie then.
29:35Oh, God.
29:36It's a boobs.
29:37Oh, my.
29:38Is that my future?
29:40Yeah.
29:40You can't miss it.
29:41Tim, her eyes are up here.
29:46Oh, classic.
29:47The oldies love their acro aerobics.
29:50You're fun, Captain Renault.
29:52He's back, baby.
29:53Oh, he is.
29:54Oh, God.
29:55So many beautiful faces, but only one can be mermaid of the day.
29:59Oh, I think I know who's going to be mermaid of the day.
30:01It's the vision in leopard print, Maggie Borey.
30:06Oh, my God.
30:09That's actually not pool water.
30:10It's all them old girls getting excited.
30:12Oh.
30:15Shipmate?
30:16I know.
30:16That's the captain.
30:17Oh, yeah.
30:18It certainly is.
30:19You can't have a perfect time.
30:21Wait.
30:22What's he doing?
30:22Is the old man taking nudes?
30:24With a flush?
30:25That should be in your inbox now.
30:28I think he's taking a DP.
30:31He's sending dick pics.
30:32What's a dick pic?
30:33We need to take a picture of your dick and send it to someone.
30:36Oh, my God.
30:38Tell me what you think, sweetie.
30:40Ew.
30:41Did I know that?
30:42Next, it's dinner time.
30:44What a gorgeous crew.
30:46Permission to board?
30:47Here comes the captain.
30:48Captain Funpix.
30:49Everything about you is special.
30:51Oh.
30:52Very smooth fun, Captain.
30:54Wait till you see the corn on my left foot.
30:56Some say it looks like Tasmania.
30:59Oh, my God.
31:00Actually, I've got a corn.
31:01You want to see the corn on my left foot?
31:02No.
31:02Does it look like Tasmania?
31:05Ow.
31:06Oh.
31:07Oh, no.
31:08That was awful.
31:09Renella definitely goes the extra mile.
31:11Yeah, just a horny old man.
31:12Funny you should mention that.
31:15Oh.
31:15Oh.
31:17Ronaldo!
31:19You dirty dog.
31:20The fun captain's doing a lot of room service.
31:23He's not hot enough to be acting this way.
31:25You know, old people have fornication too.
31:29Is that what they call it?
31:30They're old enough to call it that, yes.
31:31Yes.
31:32And Maggie soon finds herself alone with the fun captain.
31:35Like a lioness hunting a wounded gazelle.
31:38Why has he come as bloody Captain Cook?
31:41He's come to colonise her.
31:42I've never told you this, but when I was in grade four, I dressed up as Captain Cook.
31:47Oh!
31:48Wait.
31:49Get out.
31:50Stop!
31:51We did a reenactment.
31:53No.
31:53Get out.
31:54I saw you with the woman in the hall.
31:56Bernice is my sister and she's going through a very rough patch.
32:00What?
32:00Oh, no.
32:01You kissed your sister on the lips?
32:03That was not a sister's kiss.
32:04Some families kiss on the lips.
32:05Some don't.
32:06Yeah, they kiss on the lips.
32:07They're just getting tiny.
32:08This is getting weirder and weirder.
32:10He was sending photos to his sweetie.
32:13Dr. Ian Sweet.
32:14My urologist.
32:15Oh, he's got an answer for everything.
32:17I do not like this bloke.
32:19I'm the fun captain.
32:20Oh, you're exhausting.
32:22Maggie's got the ick.
32:23Maggie's got the ick.
32:24I've got the ick.
32:25I'm sorry I disappointed you.
32:27It was a disastrous solid ick.
32:29Don't take this personally.
32:31But I probably will forget you.
32:34It's called dementia.
32:36Well, that's what I reckon is happening to me, dementia.
32:38Forgetting bloody everything.
32:40That's right.
32:40Do you again?
32:41Do you know we haven't had sex yet?
32:42Oh, shut up.
32:45I really enjoyed that.
32:47Ah, it's a bit of fun, man.
32:49The oldies would have loved that one.
32:51I still can't get used to them.
32:52I'm used to Gary McDonald as Arthur.
32:53And Maggie's saying, I say, I say, I say Arthur.
32:56I say Arthur.
33:12You've aged ten years in the last five months since you got married.
33:16You're walking like an old man.
33:18More greys.
33:19He's got the Lord Firecourt hair.
33:21Are you going to be a grandfather before you become a father?
33:23This program contains strong language, sexual scenes and references.
33:28Oh, no.
33:29That accent only means one thing.
33:31Yep.
33:32Thursday, over on Paramount Plus, we packed our bags for the second series of...
33:37Aussie Shots!
33:39They're back for round two.
33:40I can't believe it's been renewed.
33:42Nothing like settling down to a bit of Aussie trash.
33:45And I love it.
33:46And everyone's back.
33:48Let's go, baby!
33:49And ready to go troppo in Cairns.
33:53I'm too old for this shit.
33:54Jade is back.
33:55I remember her!
33:57Yeah, I've got things to prove.
33:58I've got people to kiss.
33:59I've got people to fuck.
33:59Oh!
34:00Whoa!
34:01Oh, no!
34:02Oh, wow!
34:03Jeez, her nipple's going to come out if she's not care.
34:06Oh!
34:06The trussie's out!
34:07Oh, there it is.
34:08There it is.
34:09Oh, my God!
34:11Oh, fucking hell!
34:12Whoa!
34:13They haven't picked up the classiest Australians.
34:16Oh, come on.
34:17Give them a chance.
34:18Here's Lily.
34:19She's the drama queen.
34:20I'm back, and I'm ready, and I'm a smoke show.
34:23So, Lily really loves penis, but she also really loves her own boobs.
34:27Oh!
34:28Yeah, it's nice.
34:29Okay.
34:29Yes.
34:30New season, new beginnings.
34:32New beginnings.
34:32100%.
34:32And there's some new faces.
34:34Who's that?
34:35I'm Francesco.
34:36Francesco!
34:37And I've got the mullet.
34:38Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
34:40On a night out, the ladies, they come up, they ask to touch it, they ask to play with it.
34:44Ew.
34:44Yuck.
34:45I'm super close with my mum.
34:46She's been a part of my life.
34:48All my life.
34:49Oh, gosh.
34:50Really?
34:51Really?
34:51She gave birth to you, dickhead.
34:53Well, hopefully he'll make his mum proud.
34:55Where is everyone?
34:56Hey.
34:57Hello.
34:58Fresh meat.
34:58Here they go.
34:59Swamp.
35:00Goddamn, hi, I'm Jada.
35:02Goddamn.
35:03Jada's straight in there.
35:05You like to party?
35:05Oh, you look great.
35:07Yeah, thank you.
35:08You're welcome.
35:10I love you.
35:11So, what do you think about Francesco?
35:14He's so cute.
35:15Jada is loving him.
35:17Should have a sign up saying F me.
35:19And I'm predicting that Lily's going to jump on the new guy straight up.
35:23No, no, no.
35:23I don't want him.
35:24Yeah, right.
35:25He's like not really, like, not really my type.
35:28Lies.
35:28What is your type?
35:29Penis.
35:29Mm-hmm.
35:30Jada said she's interested, so I'm going to let her go.
35:34Because that's what a real girl girl does.
35:36That's what a real girl girl does.
35:38Is that what a real girl girl does, Sarah?
35:42Let the party begin.
35:44Wow!
35:45Yeah.
35:45It's time to get shit-faced.
35:47Yes, let's go and get smashed and root hot, guys.
35:51Woo!
35:51Come here, baby.
35:55Whoa!
35:55What's going on here?
35:57That was my vagina.
35:58Oh, what'd she just say?
36:00Huh?
36:01What are you looking at?
36:02Vagina?
36:03No.
36:03Eyes up.
36:04You're missing the plot.
36:06Oh, my gosh.
36:09Ah!
36:10My God.
36:12Ah!
36:13No.
36:15No.
36:15I'm done.
36:16Give this woman a towel.
36:18And some pyjamas.
36:19Yeah, great idea.
36:20You are...
36:22What is she doing?
36:24Iconic.
36:25No, mate.
36:26Go to bed.
36:29Good night.
36:30Good night.
36:30Good night.
36:31Thank God it's over.
36:32Well, not quite yet.
36:33Oh.
36:34Because Lily's not ready for bed.
36:36You're not sleeping in the boys' room.
36:38We are allowed to.
36:39There's no rules.
36:40It's my rule.
36:41But we're all family.
36:42What?
36:42If they're all family, then we're watching a lot of incest.
36:45Are you going to sleep?
36:47Maybe.
36:47What's happening here?
36:49I don't lose.
36:49I said Francesco wasn't even my type.
36:51Yes.
36:52But he's growing on me.
36:54What?
36:54That's not okay.
36:55Remember she said she wasn't interested?
36:57I remember.
36:58Uh-oh.
36:59The old cuddle trick.
37:00You know, just a little bit of a cuddle.
37:02That's what I want.
37:02What's that thing stabbing me?
37:04Oh, don't worry about that.
37:06Bad news.
37:07No, don't go over there.
37:08She's going to...
37:08Don't go over there.
37:09She's going there.
37:09Don't go over there.
37:10She's going there.
37:11I'm trying to be a good person.
37:14Well, then roll over and go to sleep.
37:16Don't go over there.
37:19That was a lot.
37:20Their parents must be so proud of them.
37:22I feel disgusting after watching that.
37:24Like, I need to go to church.
37:25I need a shower.
37:27Something, yeah.
37:27You go to church, you go have a shower,
37:29I'll watch the next episode.
37:47I've got a connection with your neighbour now.
37:49What happened?
37:49As I'm peeing, you've left your window open.
37:51So I'm looking out and he's sitting on his back landing.
37:55And we've just locked our eyes for like 30 seconds.
37:58None of us moved.
37:59So I might have to slip in my number.
38:04People have told me that your shoes are not only the most famous,
38:07they're the most infamous.
38:09Ah!
38:10The Wizard of Oz.
38:11That's right.
38:12This week on Disney Plus, we watch the true story about a pair of prized slippers.
38:18Ruby red-handed stealing America's most famous pair of shoes.
38:23Dorothy's shoes.
38:23I never heard of them being stolen.
38:25One of the most recognisable pair of shoes in motion picture history is MIA.
38:30It is the most iconic pair of shoes.
38:33Everyone knows the red slippers.
38:35Don't shoot me, but I've never seen it.
38:36Can I have your gay card, please?
38:40The wonderful Wizard of Oz.
38:42This is Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz and Judy Garland, most famous actress of all time.
38:47So are the red slippers what?
38:49Dorothy wore them.
38:50Dorothy wore them.
38:51And they're very popular, especially in a scene where she clicks them together.
38:54And she goes, there's no place like home.
38:56Click, click, click.
38:57There's no place like home.
38:59There you go.
39:00See?
39:00Wait, so is Dorothy real or not?
39:02I thought she was just a made up character in The Wizard of Oz.
39:04Hmm.
39:05Anyway.
39:05In 2005, when they were stolen, they were estimated to be worth around a million dollars.
39:11A million?
39:12For shoes?
39:13It's a piece of American history.
39:15That must be why owner Michael Shaw loved them so much.
39:18I mean, 35 years I had those wonderful shoes.
39:22They had brought so much happiness and joy.
39:24To be fair, he probably just lost it amongst all the junk he's got.
39:28Actually, he'd loaned them out.
39:29Where were they stolen?
39:31Out of the Judy Garland Museum in Grand Rapids.
39:34How can you steal from a museum these days?
39:36Wouldn't they be in like a glass locked case?
39:39The thieves came in here and they smashed the plexiglass case.
39:43Okay.
39:43Surely they'd have security cameras somewhere.
39:45In hindsight, we should have had a video monitor on them.
39:48No video surveillance!
39:50Wow.
39:50You know, you can't help stupidity, can you?
39:53I became physically ill.
39:54That's how I feel whenever I give you guys some clothes and never see those again.
39:57Why?
39:58Why did they take them?
39:59There is no way that you can show it on display or try to resell it.
40:04Yeah.
40:05Because everyone's going to know.
40:06It's going to be someone with a weird foot fetish, you just know it.
40:08For sure.
40:09The case of the missing slippers goes cold until in 2017, the FBI was brought on board.
40:15I became an FBI agent to stop terrorism and find some red high heels used in Hollywood.
40:21The FBI set up a sting operation with a fake reward to flush out the thief.
40:26In walks a man named Joe Friedberg who just happens to be Minnesota's most famous criminal defense attorney.
40:33Thanks.
40:33He's a defense attorney.
40:35So he was the thief?
40:36No, he just turned out to be the middle man returning the shoes for the FBI's fake reward.
40:41Okay.
40:42So we've got the shoes.
40:43So who pinched them?
40:44Well, to cut a long story short, the lawyer led them to the actual robber.
40:48The thief himself lived in Grand Rapids all along.
40:52What?
40:53Who was it?
40:53Who stole the ruby red slippers?
40:55I don't have a mug shot, but here's a picture of him outside the courthouse looking old as
40:59f**k.
41:02Well, you know what?
41:03Anyone can be a thief, right?
41:05And he wasn't working alone.
41:06A second man has now been charged in connection with theft of the Wizard of Oz ruby slippers.
41:11What?
41:12Why are they all on oxygen?
41:14The shoes are clearly giving out emphysema.
41:16And the reason they masterminded the whole operation?
41:19Yeah, why would someone want to steal the ruby slippers?
41:22What is the reason?
41:23Jerry Slitterman realized that there weren't actual rubies in the ruby slippers.
41:29Oh, he thought there was actual rubies in the slippers.
41:32Oh, what a moron.
41:34This is why men shouldn't steal shoes.
41:36And after 18 years, the slippers were finally returned to Michael Shaw.
41:40Ding, ding, ding.
41:44Aww.
41:45It's like welcoming back and friend.
41:48Aww.
41:49Look how happy he is.
41:52Oh my God, get over it.
41:54Well, it seems he did.
41:55He decided to sell them at an auction.
41:58Oh, okay.
41:58After all that.
41:59What do you reckon they sell for?
42:01I'm going about 3.5.
42:03I reckon 1.2 million.
42:05Yeah, I reckon a couple of mil.
42:06Let's open the bid app.
42:071,550,000.
42:091.5?
42:11I thought they would have gone up more.
42:12Okay, that's a nice start.
42:132 million, 2.1, 2.3, 2.3, 2.4.
42:176 million.
42:187 million dollars.
42:197?
42:208 million dollars.
42:228 million dollars?
42:2317 million.
42:2417 million!
42:2619 million here.
42:2720 million dollars.
42:28Jesus!
42:29No!
42:30All bids in now.
42:31The ruby slippers just sold for 28 million.
42:34Wow.
42:3528 million dollars.
42:36For this pair of shoes.
42:37Oh my God.
42:38People.
42:39They're not real rubies.
42:42That was different to the normal docus we usually watch.
42:45What a story.
42:46What a story.
42:47Interesting.
42:48I am gobsmacked by that.
42:50I might go and watch Wizard of Oz.
42:52Maybe those shoes mean something.
42:53No!
42:54Ha ha ha ha ha!
43:12Do you have some news to share with us, Ethan?
43:14Nah.
43:15What are you talking about?
43:16Look at the smile on your face.
43:19What are you talking about?
43:20You know, sometimes people say, like,
43:23when you're in a new relationship, you're attached at the hip.
43:26Ethan is attached at the lips.
43:28That's all I'm saying.
43:31That's all I've been saying.
43:33I have no idea what you're talking about.
43:35This week on Paramount+, we watched these guys.
43:38Jack and Falcon.
43:40These are the inspired unemployed boys.
43:42That's right.
43:43Australia's favourite pranksters were back.
43:45Are these true, the new Hamish and Andy?
43:47Yes!
43:48These guys love putting themselves in uncomfortable positions.
43:52What is Jack and Falcon doing now?
43:54They've got their own travel show.
43:56This is the list of things you probably don't want to do before you die.
44:00Oh, this is like the bucket list in reverse.
44:04In each country, Jack and Falcon handed a list of items they have to complete.
44:09Is there something you wouldn't want to do?
44:11Maybe, like, a full week of work for me.
44:16Where are we?
44:17Welcome to Munich.
44:18They're in Germany.
44:19Willkommen!
44:22Oktoberfest is an annual Munich beer festival and fun fair.
44:26I would actually love to go to Oktoberfest.
44:28Are you a bit old for Oktoberfest?
44:30No.
44:31There are five items on the list.
44:33The first one is a stein carrying competition.
44:36Yes!
44:37I would do this.
44:38Whoever can carry the most steins from one end of the bar to the other.
44:42You've got to go big early.
44:4418.
44:45Ok.
44:4518.
44:46Oh, this is hard.
44:48Go, Jack!
44:49That's Falcon.
44:50Go, Falcon!
44:52Go, one!
44:53Oh, no!
44:54He's missed one.
44:55I need long fingers in this.
44:56I don't have overly long fingers.
44:58Muscles also help.
44:59You also don't have them.
45:00No, no.
45:02He's done it.
45:0417.
45:05Thank you, everyone.
45:06How many is Jack going to do?
45:07Jack goes big with 18 steins.
45:10Carry it!
45:11No, no, no, no.
45:12He's done all 18.
45:13Yeah!
45:15Oh, he's beat Falcon by one.
45:17No one cares about that.
45:19What's the next stop on the list?
45:20Spend the day at a nudist club.
45:23Wait.
45:23What?
45:24What?
45:24What?
45:25What?
45:26What?
45:27What?
45:28What?
45:32What the hell's going on here?
45:33Germany is the home of naturism.
45:35Oh, look at this one.
45:36Oh!
45:37They're showing us a show and they're pixelating the private parts.
45:42What's the point of watching it?
45:43How are you?
45:43Jack.
45:44I'm Jana.
45:44Nice to meet you.
45:45This is so awkward.
45:47He doesn't know where to look.
45:48Thanks for having us.
45:49Thanks for having us.
45:49I feel like we're a bit weird being in clothes.
45:51You're overdressed, boys.
45:53You won't have to feel weird for Longfowx.
45:55You're about to play strip badminton.
45:57Oh, God.
45:58Holy dooly.
45:59This is the most high-stakes game of badminton I'm ever going to play.
46:02Okay.
46:03Game on.
46:04Oh, oh, oh.
46:05Yours.
46:07No.
46:07Come on.
46:08Take it off.
46:09Take it off.
46:12Oh, no.
46:13Take it off.
46:14Oh, my God.
46:15Falcon, just, if you lose this point, just know you're going to be stalkers.
46:18This is nail-biting stuff.
46:21Oh, yes.
46:21Oh, look at the crowd.
46:22Crowd?
46:23Crowd's going berserk.
46:24Poor people.
46:27The falcon's going to cook this.
46:29Oh, she hit that.
46:30Yes, he lost.
46:31Get your decks off.
46:32Been in Germany, eh?
46:33Couldn't he just take the hat off?
46:35Oh, boy.
46:36Oh, he's done it.
46:38Wunderbar.
46:39Oh, my God.
46:41Yeah.
46:42I don't know how I'd feel with a bunch of men cheering me on with their dicks out.
46:49Oh, Jack's gone, too.
46:50Same time tomorrow.
46:53Okay.
46:54Put your clothes on.
46:55After ticking two more things off their list, the final item is back at Oktoberfest for...
47:02Yodeling.
47:02Yodeling.
47:03Oh, no.
47:04Yodeling, yodeling, yodeling.
47:05Do you...
47:07Never go to Germany.
47:09Oh, they're on the stage.
47:11I definitely would not do that.
47:13Yodeling.
47:15Yodeling.
47:16Yodeling.
47:17Yodeling.
47:17Yodeling, yodeling, yodeling.
47:18Yodeling.
47:22Crickets.
47:23Oh, this is so cringy.
47:27Thank you, Germany.
47:29Oh, well done, boys.
47:31Classic.
47:32They're my favourite.
47:33Oh, yoddy, hoo, hee, hee.
47:35Can you please try and practice and get into it?
47:38We could have a band in us.
47:39A German yodeling band.
47:41A black German yodeling band.
47:43We could perform at NAIDOC.
47:53A German yodeling band.
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