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00:09It's a photo, how do you put it on silent again?
00:13So what are your phones?
00:14So is that just put in it?
00:15Just press it the other way.
00:19Every evening in Australia,
00:21We are here!
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00:23TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:26What?
00:27That is incredible.
00:28But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
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00:33Truly a dunking.
00:34Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:38Name one person that you know would like this.
00:40I love this show.
00:42There is zero depth to this show and you don't need it.
00:45It's a new year which means all the big reality shows are back.
00:49Yes!
00:50This is what I want to see.
00:51Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:53An old fave returned.
00:55Millionaire hot seat.
00:56Brunted by a new face.
00:58Rebecca Gibney!
00:59What?
01:00Plus, we checked out the drama that has the whole world talking.
01:04Hated rivalry!
01:06Here we go!
01:07This is a global phenomenon.
01:09What's he doing with this?
01:10Whoa!
01:11Whoa!
01:11The sausages might be sizzling.
01:14Park with an extra pillow, Jared!
01:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:22Go!
01:24Gogglebox is back for 2026, and over the break, a bit's been happening.
01:29In Melbourne, Simon got a new place and Adam got a new do.
01:34Celia watched me shave my head and for the next two weeks whenever I would pick
01:39her up from daycare and I had a hat on she would come over and then rip my hat
01:44off point at me and laugh and tell her teachers look my daddy has no hair on
01:49the Gold Coast Nick and his wife are expecting I do now that we've got a baby
01:53on the way I swear every day we get some new contraption that turns up at the
01:57door that's a booby-pump dude give it a crack how does it work and in Sydney Mia
02:07Bri and Laney are trying to find love well on the apps now you can do a two-for-one
02:12deal so we could go as a pair double date sorry double date what about triple date
02:16triple dates sticky die we're the sticky dates that's not a good name for a
02:21first date I don't want to be a sticky date oh
02:26Dating shows where we come to see true love blossom
02:29police all right fine where we come to see a whirlwind of pain and anger yes and
02:37hate yes yes yes yes it's back I guess oh no it's been three weeks since 18
02:46strangers met and married at first sight we've had our trials and tribulations
02:52trials and tribulations it's been what a couple of weeks how are we at this stage already
02:57life moves fast on maths for example Brooke has already dumped her husband Chris after watching
03:03Chris's unfiltered audition video what turns you off the fat people oh he's making fun of fat
03:11people like he doesn't have ears like Dumbo why voice that there's types of men that we don't like
03:16do we voice our opinion yeah with Brooke gone home it looks like she won't be able to attend this
03:23week's dinner table fee for the second dinner party here we go this is gonna go off time to ruin
03:29all
03:30your reputations once again it's gonna be a big dinner party tonight I definitely think that we're
03:34gonna be walking into this segregated vibes tonight she could have said divided room she's trying to
03:44connect with him now that Chris has found himself in a marriage of one the obvious thing to do would
03:50be too go home I just want to go home go home what's he doing he's not blacking out the
03:59cameras is he
03:59with chewing gum on it he's put the chewing gum back in his mouth after taking it off the cameras
04:06of
04:06all the disgusting things that have happened on maps that might be the most disgusting but this
04:10can't don't want to be doing this he's acting like Shrek's got him locked up in a castle somewhere
04:17Chris musters up the courage but before he can answer the question where's your wall left
04:25oh is she coming late is Brooke about to enter surprise bitches
04:39that's right Brooke decided not to
04:42a lot of me had a lot of unfinished business but has she come to make things right with him
04:47or what
04:48oh it wasn't to do with Chris what there's a lot of fake bitches did she suddenly just say that
04:54she's
04:54here not for the marriage and not for him but for other reasons exactly because sometimes the hatred
04:59one feels for one's partner is nothing on the hatred one feels for everybody else which I guess is kind
05:06of romantic relationships and I think Stella's trying to give a relationship advice after her
05:10two-week relationship oh wow I think you're a very rude bitch take it easy team move Delta Goodrum
05:19do not insult Delta Goodrum she's the team move no she's not even team move while you're at it
05:24get the stripper boots off babe if you're gonna buy stripper boots buy 100% lamb and join by faux
05:32lever
05:33where'd you get them from Tajay what's the word Tajay loser loser what's that movie called mean girls
05:43mean girls shut up Alyssa you ratchet idiot Brooke is on a rampage they need to kick her out
05:52but it's not just Brooke as her combative approach to dinner party conversation spreads to some of
05:58her friends at the table why don't you get back in your kennel bag things deteriorate take your hair
06:07extensions out and chill I'm getting so riled up right now this is schoolyard stuff until eventually it
06:13all goes boom I feel like we're at a zoo and all the animals can talk yeah there's hyenas
06:25actually do you know what I want to trial you're in a fake relationship clap clap clap and I hope
06:31your
06:31parents are really proud watching this I just want to try something yeah oh leave me alone oh shut up
06:41you lame bitch 179 over 110 there should be a medical warning at the start of this episode yeah
06:50this is dangerous hypertension hell broke loose can I just clarify that about like this has only been
06:58going on for two weeks now like what's it going to be like at the end oh right that was
07:05so intense
07:06I hate this show I loved it Oscar the Grouch is looking at these people being like get out of
07:14the bin
07:25your very first haircut today oh my gosh no nappy new hair no dummy are you a big boy yeah
07:34no you're a baby
07:36you're a big boy now oh he talks heaps better yeah he looks like a big boy yeah Sunday on
07:43seven
07:44this season on Australian Idol it's Australian Idol bro brace thy ears oh my the auditions are
07:52continuing and they're all vying for a golden ticket to the top 30. I love the auditions they're my
07:59favorite hope we get to see some shit ones yeah I want to see the stinkers well you've come to
08:03the
08:03right place thanks all the memories thanks all the memories this is what I want to say
08:14I'm gonna say no you think well what about this guy
08:25how about a duo
08:31this is fun yeah especially when you're out of flute oh it's a variety show the flutes come out
08:44they're on the wrong show they should be on Australia's Got Talent okay let's go back to
08:49the singing if you ever want to torture me and find out information lock me up in a room with
08:58her
09:06so no for me but I appreciate what you just did thank you guys okay next let's go 9 16
09:13a.m. and we're in a clubbing
09:14outfit love this outfit she's one of those simply irresistible you know those girls and all those
09:20things what are you gonna sing singing some Adele oh wow beautiful voice the voice is phenomenal but
09:30I can't look at anything but that frickin flick of hair
09:38ticker she's got the look she's got the voice yeah send her through that's all good that's all good but
09:45but but but but what I didn't expect a young beautiful girl to come in and sing old sad lady
09:52songs what old
09:54Adele is not old pick a song that actually shows us who you are simply irresistible
10:02and come back and re-audition really that's BS thank you oh they're going hard it's gonna be a good
10:08one next or bad one
10:09my name's Harry Lamb Harry he looks like Ken good looking man he's gonna get in because he looks like
10:15a Hemsworth
10:15he plays a guitar he doesn't even have to sing I'm doing I have the tiger by survivor that's a
10:22great
10:22song I have the tiger which is a fool of a fight get you going kind of pulled it back
10:27the other way
10:28it's a little bit more folky what's fight I have the time they got a ritz thinking of a fight
10:32oh
10:33rising up back on the street Darren Lockyer could sing this is what he'd sound like when the distance
10:41yeah sounds like he's trying to do a poo while he sings yeah no sorry you don't muck around with
10:48a good song I loved him I reckon he's gonna get through I'm gonna say yes just not gonna be
10:54good
10:54enough for me to give you a yes it's gonna be two no's Marsha's gotta say no you can't pick
10:59him
10:59you're great eye candy Marsha I don't know if a seven-year-old lady's allowed to say that a 26
11:04-year-old
11:04boy's hot you know he's good-looking but he's not my type it's a yes from me there you go
11:09see eye candy no one to show shit oh but hang on there's still Sophie thank you oh she's back
11:16let's see how she goes with her new contemporary song what's she gonna do
11:20tainted love oh it's an older song than freaking Adele
11:25sometimes I feel I've got to run away I got to
11:36that's much better I love you but you hurt me so he just wanted to say the bit of sass
11:42yeah baby
11:43it's yes yes yes yes thank you well done Betty Boo she'll get a golden ticket for that won't she
11:49not yet because now the judges need to choose between her and him oh the battle of the beauties
11:56the golden ticket I'm backing Sophie oh I'm backing Harry is going to be awarded it's going to be
12:03Sophie it has to be Sophie to simply irresistible both of you I don't know do you love it or
12:18not I love
12:19you love it it's my favorite another season of a show that I'm not going to remember who wins
12:38in Melbourne Lee and Keith have just celebrated a milestone did you enjoy a 40th anniversary cruise
12:44yes that was a good comedy cruise yes the cruise was fun the night time no that was boring as
12:50bat
12:52well we'll be my 41 and in Sydney Jad's also celebrated his 40th birthday
12:59happy birthday to you happy birthday to you you smell like a monkey and it looks like one too
13:13on Sunday we caught up with 10's favorite jungle competition
13:19it's giving survivor 10's other favorite jungle competition
13:23I'm a celebrity
13:24I love this show
13:31I'm actually loving I'm a Slep this year
13:33keeps going this show it's surprising everyone I know
13:36we're going to get a bunch of celebrities in a jungle some feel-good moments eating some weird stuff
13:42and that's it oh don't forget the hosts
13:45G'day I'm Robert Irwin and I am saucepan whisperer Julia Morris
13:49Julia looks fantastic doesn't she look at her
13:51I watched this show purely for Robert
13:54Julia last night we ended on yet another
13:59is it just me or is Rob Irwin jacked
14:02Robert Irwin has been doing some push-ups
14:05yeah all right
14:07okay calm down because there's an elimination challenge happening between ex-MAF's bride
14:12Cyrell oh Cyrell
14:15Cyrell's taking on the jungle
14:17she's getting eaten by a lion
14:18yeah and Mia Favola
14:19who is she is she from maths as well
14:22she's AFL legend Brendan Favola's daughter
14:24money must be tight for the Favolas at the moment
14:26yeah
14:26what's the challenge going to be it's got to be something gross right
14:29not quite
14:30not quite
14:31each of you will be shown a five letter word like zebra
14:34and then they have to eat the zebra
14:36not quite
14:36we'll choose two letters to remove to make the word as hard as possible to guess
14:43is that the theory of the game
14:45I love we are playing wordle
14:46wordle in the jungle
14:47dude what happened to like a snake pit or like a bathtub full of cockroaches or something like that
14:53aww this is just as good isn't it Cyrell
14:55what you're looking at there is Mia's first word
14:58hyena
14:58okay so this isn't a hard game
15:00Cyrell can't spell so she's already at a disadvantage here poor darling
15:03what letters would you remove from hyena
15:05probably I'm thinking to burn number two and number four
15:10oh wow
15:11wow
15:11what the hell holy moly
15:13at least they've made it a little bit dramatic with the fire
15:17your category is animals 30 seconds starts now
15:20that's easy
15:21Mia hyena it rhymes with Mia hyena
15:24Mia hyena
15:26it rhymes
15:26it doesn't rhyme
15:28Mia hyena
15:29hyena
15:30hyena
15:31is
15:32correct
15:33oh wow
15:34wow oh my god she's like a professor
15:37this is incredible
15:38I don't think it's that incredible I'm sorry roll
15:41well in the final showdown they're taking away three letters
15:44three letters
15:44and its fastest wins
15:46wow
15:49eagle
15:49eagle
15:50eagle incorrect
15:50oh
15:52Cyrell won a spelling bee what
15:54give her a phd
15:56yeah
15:58no luck Mia
15:58so what happens now she just
16:00out all together
16:02Gonski
16:02it's elimination
16:03oh that's a bit harsh
16:04don't worry there's still plenty of celebs left back at camp
16:08right celebrities come on
16:09good old George Kolumbaris
16:11I love George
16:12George Kolumbaris has been really good on this
16:14he's a dickhead
16:15no
16:16he is
16:17I met him in real life and when I said hello and he snobbed me
16:19three of you will be competing
16:22maybe he didn't hear you
16:23maybe he didn't hear you
16:23I'll face to face with him
16:25to the ultimate
16:27porridge
16:28cooker
16:29yeah
16:29porridge
16:30oats and water
16:31how much do you want to be here
16:33George has been waiting for this moment his whole life
16:35he's really just trying to relive his time on Masterchef isn't he
16:39yep
16:39Luke
16:40I score you an 11 out of 10
16:44yay Luke
16:45and then it was time for
16:47letters from home
16:48oh we are about to pull on some heartstrings aren't we
16:51I just miss my family so much
16:53oh
16:54how long has he been gone for six months
16:56George
16:57God we have missed you
16:59all right calm down George
17:01it's got to be tough
17:02to be away from your family
17:03I'm about to be saying
17:04dear Kate
17:05so proud of you
17:07stay there
17:08stay there
17:09anyway on to the next challenge
17:11to the camp olympics
17:12sorry what
17:13camp olympics
17:14this is going to be epic
17:15what are we doing here guys
17:17they've gone proper cuckoo right
17:18using your rock
17:19it is who can get closest to the circle
17:22I like seeing them all have fun like this together
17:24no I want someone to eat something and or get eaten by a snake
17:28I have not seen one anus on this show yet
17:31not one single one
17:34that was very very very good
17:39the whole reason I watch is to see celebrities get humiliated
17:42and I didn't see anyone get humiliated
17:45I'm a celebrity get me out of here
17:57Chinese New Year
17:58it's effectively a New Year's Eve that spans two weeks
18:02there's so many things that we cannot do in the two weeks
18:05I can't cut my hair for two weeks
18:07no vacuuming or sweeping
18:09correct you cannot vacuum or clean any part of your house
18:12because it's effectively sweeping all the good luck out of the house
18:16I see you've already started
18:19Monday on SBS
18:21we got cooking with a household name of MasterChef fame
18:25oh this fella
18:26my mum loves this guy
18:28what's his name?
18:29is it Adam Lou?
18:30no
18:30Adam Lou or something like that
18:31or Lou Law?
18:33not quite
18:33Lou Lou
18:34Lior
18:34as in Coles Lior
18:36definitely not
18:36hello I'm Adam Liao and welcome to the cook up
18:38the Liao
18:39Liao
18:39that's the one
18:40if you ever forget just think of a meow and add an L
18:43Liao
18:43sure
18:44the cook up
18:45I have every single one of his cookbooks
18:48do you really?
18:48in this ep Adam
18:49Liao
18:50is ringing in the lunar new year
18:52does lunar mean moon?
18:54yeah
18:54happy new year to both of you
18:55for me Chinese New Year is about family
18:58and eating to excess
19:00you always have a whole steamed fish
19:03you always have chicken with the legs and the head on
19:06oh that sounds lovely
19:07it's like at Easter we've got the margarita
19:10and then at New Year's we've got the vassilopita
19:12it's actually all about Chinese New Year
19:14not
19:18no it's more
19:19schnitzels?
19:20spaghetti?
19:21I made a pie the other day
19:22never mind
19:23Adam
19:24Liao
19:24is joined by comedian Annie Louie
19:26and fellow Masterchef star
19:28Brendan Pang
19:29these Masterchef contestants have more success
19:31than Australian Idol contestants
19:33proper
19:33do you guys have a reunion dinner for Lunar New Year?
19:36what do you mean a family with
19:38in the leb world
19:38there is no reunion
19:39because there's never any division
19:41you need to be a part for there to be a reunion
19:43looking at the ingredients I have in front of me
19:45is that salmon?
19:46not a salmon please no salmon
19:47what do you think I'm making?
19:49oh yisang like the prosperity salad
19:50oh my yisang
19:51that's our family
19:53that's our family
19:53what's yisang?
19:55so it is basically a raw fish salad
19:57oh god
19:58I can't do raw fish
19:59because it feels like I'm eating my own tongue
20:01you have the big platter of all the ingredients
20:03and they're separate
20:04and then you put chopsticks in it
20:06and you throw it high in the air
20:07do they throw the food in the air?
20:08is he saying?
20:09like a salad?
20:09you toss salad don't you?
20:10toss it out the window?
20:11is it the higher the better?
20:13yeah
20:13that used to be your saying
20:14the higher the better
20:17so it's the year of the horse
20:18so I'm going to try and make this platter
20:19look like a horse
20:21making us a horse head
20:22this is a bit of godfather action
20:24let me just show you guys this one there
20:26is that it?
20:27yep that's it
20:28we could do that
20:29I could do that
20:29is that looking like a horse cute?
20:31looks like a dog to me
20:32if I squint my eyes like this and tilt my head
20:35but I thought I'd show you
20:36a few of the slightly easier animals
20:38that we've had to make over the years
20:40so this was the year of the snake
20:41wow
20:41whoa
20:42that was heaps better than his horse
20:44this was the year of the dog
20:45a dog
20:45oh that's cute
20:46year of the rabbit
20:47and year of the chicken
20:48wow
20:50okay I'm just going to say now
20:51the year of the horse
20:52is the worst one he's done
20:54I'm going to agree
20:55this is my uncle
20:55this is why he wins
20:56every single year
20:57oh no
20:57this was year of the dragon
20:59wow
20:59where's the dragon?
21:00I can't see a dragon
21:01it's just a male
21:01I can't see that's a dragon at all
21:03it's the face
21:03look at that guys
21:04that is incredible
21:05no it just looks like a platter of freaking vegetables
21:07no
21:08come on start cooking stuff
21:09the family reunion rolls on
21:10it's Brendan and Annie's turn to cook
21:12love it
21:13he's got this show where everybody cooks for him
21:15yet he's the chef
21:16yeah he just organised some salad
21:18Annie what are you making for our reunion dinner?
21:20I'm making sweet potato doughnuts
21:21sweet potato doughnuts
21:23well this is nothing I'm going to eat at the moment
21:25no you're not eating any of this
21:26you're starving
21:27we're going to use this as the tester one
21:28yep
21:29see if the oil is ready
21:30think about this
21:31she's already made mashed potato
21:32which takes a lot of effort
21:34now she's breaded it
21:35and deep fried it
21:37what?
21:38mashed potato takes a lot of effort
21:40it does
21:41have you ever made mashed potato?
21:42yeah just boil the water
21:43and throw the potato in there
21:45peel the potato
21:46cut the potato
21:47mash the potato
21:48I'm a one step guy
21:49put it in the air fryer
21:51Brendan how about you?
21:52I'm making Mauritian fried noodles
21:54what are they?
21:55I mean it's like Chinese
21:56stir fried noodles basically
21:57I'll eat that
21:58I have stir fried when we go to Chinese
21:59Keith if they pulled up a spring roll
22:02or a dim scene you'd be excited
22:03yeah
22:03Brendan these noodles
22:06look spectacular
22:06oh my god
22:07that looks so delicious
22:08oh my god
22:10honestly it's good
22:11but it's something you can get at like
22:12Bankstown food court
22:13show me the balls
22:14crack open the balls
22:15alright Annie I'm going to try a donut
22:17alright
22:17I'm not a fan of these balls
22:18this is how to make children cry
22:20give them a donut
22:21when they bite into it
22:22it's sweet potato
22:23oh yeah
22:24got that nice chew to it
22:25oh my god
22:25how do I get invited to that table
22:27I just want to see some good salad tossing
22:28and we're doing this a little bit backwards
22:30but this is my year of the horse
22:32Yisung salad
22:33now we're going to watch Adam Lior toss a salad on SBS
22:36and then that August goes over the top there
22:39do you reckon he's tossed a salad before?
22:41yep
22:41they say you have to toss a salad once a year for luck
22:43ooh Adam
22:44thanks for watching the cook up
22:46toss that salad
22:47I'll see how it's done
22:48happy new year
22:48happy new year
22:50kong hei fa choy
22:54there you go
22:55sex before soccer does it again
22:56happy new year Adam
22:58I'll eat your prawns
22:59and some of your meat
23:00but that's about it
23:01oh like when I got that stir fry meat
23:04and onions
23:05from the Chinese joint
23:06yeah you ate all the meat
23:07and left me with the onions
23:08yeah well I thought you liked the onions
23:09I'd like a bit of meat as well
23:11jesus
23:12what's that at again?
23:13no
23:30can you believe I've been looking everywhere and I can't find any black gnomes?
23:35really?
23:36no black gnomes
23:37no black gnomes
23:37I went to Bunnings the other day
23:39and the biggest black gnome I could find was
23:43this
23:43oh
23:43I reckon if we put a little pointy hat on you
23:46you'd look like a big black gnome
23:49Thursday on the ABC
23:51we heard a familiar tune
23:53Grand Designs!
23:55I love this show
23:56I love this show too
23:57we all love this show
23:59and this time
24:00there's a new twist
24:01transformation
24:02we're not building a house from scratch
24:04we're doing renos
24:05exactly right
24:06and for this episode's first renovation
24:08we're in
24:09the eclectic Melbourne suburb of Balaclava
24:11I didn't know they had a market at Bells
24:13Bells
24:15Balaclava
24:15and our first renovators
24:17a couple
24:17Isabelle and Paul
24:19Isabelle and Paul
24:20met through work
24:21okay that's nice
24:22she's an account management executive
24:24he's a company director
24:26then they got out in a Coldplay concert
24:28and Isabelle and Paul will be renovating
24:30a century old former hat factory
24:32hat factory
24:33oh
24:34I love it
24:35what's not to love
24:37that's it
24:37yeah it's an old
24:38as a home
24:38they do that in Brunswick
24:40and all that kind of stuff
24:41the old warehouses
24:42factories yeah they turn their houses
24:43they're all over the joint now Lee
24:44it looks dirty
24:46the plan is to create different zones for living
24:49not with walls
24:50but with materials and light
24:52really?
24:52no walls
24:53no walls
24:53material and light
24:54on the ground floor
24:55well I can see a wall there
24:56which is a part-time office
24:57and part-time guest wing
24:59there's a wall there
24:59and there's a wall there
25:00they'll add a courtyard
25:02with a blingy
25:03brass water feature
25:04I'd rather have a garage
25:05so I could park me car
25:06and bring in light
25:08via a huge hole
25:10two stories up
25:11we love huge holes
25:12speak for yourself Kevin
25:14on the floor above
25:15god I'm getting vertigo
25:16following all this
25:17and a huge shiny brass
25:19brass
25:20yes brass
25:21brass
25:21kitchen
25:22a brass kitchen
25:23will act as gathering spots
25:25is that pure gold
25:26or something?
25:27brass
25:28what were you listening to?
25:29finally
25:30on the upper mezzanine level
25:32oh my god
25:33they're going up again
25:33this is unbelievable
25:35this is expensive
25:36this is a rebuild
25:37it's not a reno
25:38it's a reno
25:39it's a rebuild
25:40it's not a rebuild
25:41because it's got the same perimeter
25:42no but you can rebuild inside it
25:45that's a renovation
25:46yeah but it's
25:47okay okay
25:48let's just get up to Sydney
25:49to meet our second renovator
25:51Ian Scott has had a few big moments of his own
25:54it looks like me
25:55I came out here when I was 26
25:56that looks like me
25:57that looks like me Kate
25:58I used to wear the same shorts
26:00oh Harry
26:01that's not me
26:02that's not me
26:03that's not me
26:03I like those pants
26:04and went on to become a high-flying manager director
26:07okay we get it
26:08he's rich
26:08like very rich
26:09great world of China
26:10look how many people on him
26:11but why walk it?
26:12yeah
26:12and Ian will be transforming
26:14an iconic Paddington terrace
26:15the terrace has come up really nice
26:17once you give them a bit of love
26:19I couldn't think of anything worse than living in a corridor
26:21that he bought in 2005 for 1.125 million dollars
26:26oh my god
26:27oh he nailed the bargain
26:29let's see the average house price in Paddington right now
26:31oh I wouldn't do that if I were you
26:334.18 million dollars
26:35eat the rich
26:36well if you don't like that
26:38you're really not gonna like hearing what he's got planned for the top floor
26:41a room purpose built for Ian's prized model train network
26:45what?
26:46he's got a whole room for his trains in Paddington
26:49that's right
26:50in Paddington
26:51he's got a whole room for his trains
26:54yep
26:54his train set room is worth more than my house
26:56like I said
26:57best not to think about it
26:59what a
26:59oh let's just skip to the end of the renovation
27:02it's a rebuild
27:02whatever
27:03Ian
27:04welcome back
27:05you look incredible
27:06he's in white pants
27:07can we hurry this up
27:09I've got a bowl
27:10I have no idea what I'm about to get myself into
27:12no you haven't
27:12alright
27:12I'm so keen to see it
27:14oh
27:15oh
27:16oh
27:18that looks shit
27:19I know isn't it fantastic
27:20no
27:20looks like a 1970s backpackers on Toowoomba
27:25oh I like that
27:26you have a hole in your entry
27:29what is that?
27:30peekaboos?
27:30that's just stupid
27:31how did they get in there?
27:33here we go
27:33oh piss off
27:35if I walked into an old white man's house and that started moving I'd be running the hell out of
27:39there
27:39wow
27:40there's nowhere to sit
27:41so you've still got to come back upstairs anyway
27:43and don't forget to shut that otherwise you'll fall down it
27:46and in the loft
27:47oh here we go
27:47the train room
27:48show us the choo choos
27:50whoa
27:51oh my god
27:52that's amazing
27:53oh it's mind blowing
27:54anything miniature I'm obsessed with
27:56it's not often a woman says that anything miniature she's in love with
27:59but anyway
28:00how much was it?
28:01about 1.6 million
28:03to renovate
28:04get
28:05for me it's money well spent because this is kind of my forever home
28:08oh it is his forever home because who's buying this?
28:11and then it's back down to Melbourne to see the transformed hat factory
28:15absolutely come on in
28:16come on in
28:17oh I'm eager to see how this one turned out
28:22oh yeah
28:23that's horrible
28:23it's giving aquatic centre showers
28:25I feel like I'm walking into the casino in town
28:28you come through the gold
28:29then I'm going to win the jackpot on the dragon link machine
28:31you meet the gold fountain over here
28:33it looks like a urinal
28:34and the sound
28:36now you're going to lay in bed and hear that water go on
28:38and all you're going to do is keep getting up and go in the toilet
28:40and that was the whole intention of it right?
28:42imagine you turn that off
28:43it'll be that moment when you turn your rain shield off
28:46you're like thank god
28:47and upstairs
28:48the elephant in the room
28:49brass kitchen looks like shit
28:52that is the wow factor
28:54that is the wow factor
28:55yeah wow I'm leaving wow I'm not going to buy it
28:58don't touch it
28:59it just looks dirty
29:00that would do my head in
29:02it's definitely not a material for someone who wants it pristine
29:06don't have kids
29:07can you imagine fingerprints all the time
29:09you sort of touch it you get the finger mark
29:11don't touch the bench
29:12but that's okay for us
29:13don't have anyone over
29:16I really enjoyed the show
29:18was that really a grand design, Bart?
29:20yeah
29:20they were both hideous those houses
29:22yeah
29:22I truly wouldn't want any of them
29:23you don't have to like it
29:25they're living there
29:26it's up to them
29:26yeah but I can have an opinion
29:27I can say it's cheating
29:56I can say it's cheating
29:59hey you know the sides on the toilet right?
30:02you know they're designed so you can like wee onto them
30:05no they're not
30:06so you don't make as much noise as what you just made going to the toilet
30:09no you're supposed to pee into the water
30:11why?
30:12because it absorbs the spray
30:14why else would there be water there?
30:15you don't need to make so much noise while you're doing a pee
30:17agree to disagree
30:20I didn't wash my hands
30:21god damn it
30:24Monday night on hey you
30:26we dived into a new season of
30:28below deck down under
30:30I've been waiting for a new season of this
30:32you just know there's going to be
30:33drama
30:34yep
30:35and we're back on a luxury yacht
30:37with Captain Jason
30:38I like Captain Jason
30:39he's very handsome isn't he?
30:41ready to go
30:42sexy captain
30:43speaking of sexy
30:44oh it's Benny
30:45remember Benny the crazy chef
30:46come here
30:47lion bag
30:48he has not aged well
30:50it has been about six years since I have worked on a yacht
30:53why?
30:54where'd you come from?
30:55rehab?
30:56and here to help Ben is sous chef Alicia
30:58from her sweet home
30:59oh they have got a sous chef now
31:01yeah but she can't actually cook
31:04oh my goodness
31:06this is like when I'm trying to cook in the kitchen and the kids want to help
31:10and back to help the guests is Chief Stew Daisy
31:13Oi I'd be a good Chief Stew
31:14you'd get caught up with partying with the guests
31:17yeah
31:18okay aunt
31:19and for the first charter
31:20who are our guests?
31:21the real housewives of Salt Lake City
31:23oh oh
31:24no
31:25oh shit
31:26the real housewives of Salt Lake City
31:28yeah it's a crossover episode
31:29you joke him
31:30the two most hectic reality shows combining
31:34this is going to be so good
31:36yeee
31:37the housewives are notorious for being over the top
31:40they're a freaking nightmare
31:41this is not going to be easy at all
31:44oh no shit
31:47they're coming down now
31:48bring it on baby
31:49throw those lines boys we're ready to set sail
31:53here we go
31:53rich bitches celebrate
31:55oh okay
31:56what what
31:58oh my god
31:59did you guys put Dr Pepper on the boat for me?
32:01what?
32:01need some conditioner can you help her with her hair?
32:04what? what?
32:04will you just have them bring my water up?
32:06of course
32:06what?
32:07you want the waiters to drink your water too?
32:09yeah spit it back in your mouth
32:10ooh
32:12Angie are you throwing up?
32:13what did it sound like?
32:15lord
32:15i am going to clean their toilets
32:19these women are
32:22unhinged
32:22is there anyone that could come unpack our bags?
32:25what?
32:26unpack the bags?
32:27they can't get their own clothes out
32:28not just their clothes
32:30what's she found?
32:32what is this?
32:32a cucumber
32:33she just unpacked a cucumber
32:34what's the cucumber for?
32:39why not just take a deal?
32:40let's see what's happening in this room
32:42hold on
32:43I'm sorry
32:45oh
32:45oh
32:46oh
32:46she's topless
32:47what?
32:48did we just see nipple?
32:49no
32:51what's she lost?
32:52a nipple cover?
32:53what's a nipple cover?
32:54it's like a sticky little cover that you put just over your nipple
32:56oh
32:57this is my lap or
32:58her nipple cover is off somewhere
33:01oh
33:02get stuffed
33:03all crew
33:04all crew
33:05all crew
33:05a nipple cover is missing
33:07attention everyone
33:07we're after a couple of nipple covers
33:09it's getting nice and cold out there
33:11a bit windy
33:11just we need to cover up
33:13she's laughing at my door
33:14jenna come in
33:16did you find the nipple cover?
33:18oh
33:19oh
33:19no
33:20clap it up
33:23how's that for service?
33:24they also want service from captain jason
33:27oh no
33:27what
33:28what type of a service is that going to be?
33:31um
33:31this
33:33oh my god
33:34where are you holding?
33:35his rudder
33:35where is her head?
33:38in his bum?
33:39in his butt
33:39oh my god
33:40there's one thing these girls have and that's class
33:42yeah they're drowning in it
33:44now it's time to dry off and head to dinner
33:46all crew
33:47all crew
33:48we are good for 7.30 dinner
33:49oh okay first night of the charter
33:51open sesame
33:52hi
33:53i reckon they'll be the world's biggest argument going on tonight
33:57well
33:57maybe not
33:58there's other people at the table you're mad at that you are not
34:00never mind
34:01who are you mad at?
34:03let the party start
34:04you go from zero to
34:06are you?
34:07whoa
34:08now this is the real housewives i've been waiting for
34:11are you serious?
34:13cheers
34:14oh my god
34:15oh my god they smashed glasses
34:17someone's gotta clean that up
34:18these housewives are
34:19absolutely insane
34:20what gave it away?
34:21i am
34:22over
34:23this
34:23poor daisy
34:25i'd lock myself in the freezer
34:26i'd take my apron off
34:27and i'd just go out into the ocean and let myself go
34:31you have let yourself go
34:32that met my expectations
34:37my expectations
34:38were high
34:39sorry but whose idea was to get their housewives together on a yacht?
34:42the husbands would probably sent them on this thing to get them away from them
34:45cause that's what i'd be doing
34:46free them
34:46and then change a dress, sell the house
34:48before they get back
35:05at the Del Pachitras
35:06Wendell has taken charge of Vesti's hen's night
35:09here are the rules, it's very simple yeah
35:11back at the hotel room by nine o'clock
35:13no drinking
35:14no partying
35:15no clubbing
35:15if you want a stripper
35:16we'll send dad
35:17if you want Vesti to be in bed by nine o'clock
35:19definitely send dad
35:20i'll come with my striptease
35:23and a cup of coffee and a cheesecake
35:24and do the jiggle
35:26channel 10 has recently brought back
35:29aww shit yeah
35:30a classic game show
35:31millionaire hot seat
35:34is this a new host?
35:36yeah baby
35:37do you know who the host is?
35:38no
35:38hello welcome to millionaire hot seat
35:40it's Rebecca
35:42Rebecca Gibney
35:43what?
35:44Australia's mum
35:45why do they shaft Eddie?
35:47was he racist again?
35:48will one of these six hopefuls go all the way?
35:51i love the weirdos that have to smile and wave
35:53kirsty man
35:54is a podiatrist
35:55is a podiatrist the one that looks after vaginas?
35:58no they look at feet
35:59so unless you've got your foot stuck in a
36:01oh never mind
36:02it's time to play
36:03deal or no deal
36:05oh wrong show
36:06a traditional children's party game is
36:08pin the tail on the what?
36:11donkey
36:12boo
36:13milo's off to a cracker
36:16pin the tail on the
36:18i feel
36:19i know this one
36:20why are you pretending to think?
36:23there'd be something wrong if i didn't
36:24stop talking and just answer the question
36:26d donkey
36:27correct for a hundred dollars
36:28are these questions written by five year olds?
36:30no they're just very easy at the beginning
36:32what was a popular name for the peaceful ethic promoted by hippies?
36:36okay a little bit before my time
36:39um
36:40born in the sixties
36:41i'll just say the answer
36:43but i i feel i know this
36:45stop explaining your answers and just say the answer
36:48again something wrong if i didn't got the hair
36:50look at the timer does that not give him anxiety?
36:53let's lock in eight whale power
36:55just made it
36:56with one second to go
36:57i want him to lose because of the time he takes to answer
37:01fa
37:01hailing from the himalayas
37:03sherpas are renowned for what skill?
37:06climbing mountains
37:07a camel herding
37:09b deep-sea diving
37:10c ice fishing
37:12d mountaineering
37:13this one i do not know but i'm going to guess c
37:15the himalayas
37:17they're mountains obviously
37:19oh
37:19so something you can do in the mountains is
37:23I think it's C.
37:25Ice fishing?
37:26Could be A.
37:27Mountaineering, let's lock in D.
37:29Mountaineering.
37:30D is correct.
37:31We've got 300 bucks.
37:32Yeah, but so would everybody else, surely.
37:35No.
37:36And as the questions start to get harder...
37:38I might pass this page.
37:39Absolutely.
37:40..the contestants can pass to the next person.
37:43Who is the first female artist
37:44to have had number one albums in the UK
37:46over five consecutive decades?
37:49It's got to be Madonna.
37:51Madonna.
37:51Kylie Minogue!
37:52All right.
37:52Kylie Minogue!
37:54Um...
37:55It's not Kylie.
37:56Kylie Minogue!
37:58Can't be Kylie Minogue.
37:59The gays love Kylie!
38:00I'm going to go with Kylie.
38:02I swear to God, if it's Kylie Minogue,
38:03I will have to return my gay card.
38:06It was, of course.
38:07Our very own Kylie Minogue!
38:08Yeah!
38:10Gay card.
38:11I'm heterosexual now.
38:13Yeah.
38:13I thought you said shirt.
38:15The tallest mountain in our solar system,
38:17Olympus Mons, is on which planet?
38:20Uranus.
38:20A, Venus.
38:21B, Mars.
38:22Mars.
38:23There's a mountain in other places.
38:26C, Jupiter.
38:27Jupiter.
38:27D, Neptune.
38:28Have we ever been to Neptune?
38:30I'm going to lock in C, please.
38:32Jupiter.
38:33I just asked if we've ever been to Neptune.
38:35It was actually B.
38:36It was Mars.
38:37Oh, it's Mars!
38:38Oh, no, he's out.
38:41But each time someone answers incorrectly, the prize money drops.
38:45It was D, Taladin.
38:47Until we end up with the final question, worth...
38:50$50,000.
38:52Oh, here we go.
38:53Sepia is a natural pigment derived from which marine animals?
38:59A, sea snails.
39:00B, horseshoe crabs.
39:02C, cuttlefish.
39:03I could be cuttlefish.
39:04Sea snails.
39:05D, sea urchins.
39:06Sea urchins!
39:07It's sea urchins!
39:08I know this 100%.
39:11Sepia.
39:12Um...
39:12I've studied this before.
39:14Like, I haven't studied it, but I've read it.
39:16I would put my new home on this.
39:19Sea cuttlefish.
39:20Oh, you idiot!
39:22You've locked in the sea, cuttlefish.
39:24Oh, poor guy.
39:26It is sea cuttlefish.
39:28Oh!
39:30What?
39:31You've just won $50,000.
39:33Woo!
39:34Sea cuttlefish!
39:35Get in!
39:3650 genos!
39:37Thank you so much!
39:39Oh, my God.
39:40I reckon that that fact might be wrong.
39:43We'll see you next time on Millionaire Hots.
39:45Take goodnight!
39:45So glad that show's back.
39:47I love it.
39:48Sepia comes from...
39:49I actually really like Rebecca Gibney.
39:52Yeah.
39:52She's a good host.
39:54Sepia comes from...
39:55Oh, cuttlefish.
39:57You are...
39:57We know the thing.
39:59You're wrong!
39:59Wait, that...
40:00Wait, wait, wait, wait.
40:00I've said it wrong.
40:01Can Sepia come from a sea urchins?
40:04You're teaching the kids all the wrong stuff.
40:20You know, like, all those dating shows
40:22when, like, one of the guys comes on
40:25and he's, like, 32 and blah, blah, blah.
40:27Oh, yeah!
40:28And everyone's loving him.
40:30Yeah.
40:30And then he goes,
40:30yeah, like, I live with my mum.
40:32And everyone goes, ooh, red flag.
40:34Oh, you're gonna be that red flag!
40:37This week, we caught up with the hot new HBO series
40:40set in the world of professional ice hockey.
40:43Fans are hoping for something hot on the ice.
40:46Oh!
40:47This is the drama series everyone's been talking about.
40:51Heated rivalry.
40:52Here we go.
40:53This is the global phenomenon.
40:55Women are going crazy for it as well,
40:57not just the gays.
40:58That's right.
40:59And what's got everyone talking
41:00is the simmering tension between the two leading men.
41:04First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander.
41:06I love that this series has a strong, hot Asian lead.
41:10This is the kid with the highest hockey IQ out there.
41:13Incredibly smart and incredibly fast.
41:16That is such an Asian thing to be the top of what you do.
41:19But you'll still never be good enough for mum and dad.
41:21No.
41:22Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
41:24Strong on the puck and a strong skater.
41:26So are Canada's best player, Shane Hollander,
41:29versus Russia's best player, Ilya Rosanoff.
41:32On the ice, they're intense rivals,
41:34but it's off the ice that things are really starting to heat up.
41:39We will be seeing each other or what?
41:41Oh.
41:42Ilya's manspreading.
41:43That is just a camera angle on a crutch, isn't it?
41:47Dollar wing!
41:48Any vibes going on here?
41:49What do you reckon?
41:50Under current city?
41:51Who were these people when I was young?
41:53He went playing hockey.
41:54Ah!
41:56Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
41:58Ooh!
42:00Can I grab that remote?
42:03Thanks.
42:05There we go.
42:05Pass it back.
42:07Fingers?
42:07Oh, yes.
42:08There you go.
42:09Thanks.
42:12I can see how it happens.
42:13Well, you're about to see a whole lot more.
42:16Now we're in the showers.
42:17Oh, okay.
42:19We love a good shower scene.
42:20Oh, yes!
42:22He does Pilates.
42:23That's a Pilates tush.
42:24Park me that extra pillow, Jared.
42:29Oh, is he checking him out?
42:30Cardinal sin of the shower.
42:31Don't look down.
42:32I swear when we've gone and played paddle and had a shower,
42:34you were looking at me like that.
42:36I was looking at him.
42:37I was like, how can he find his asshole through all that hair?
42:41What's he doing with his?
42:42Whoa.
42:42That could be he's rubbing like...
42:44Whoa!
42:45Not here.
42:45The sausages might be sizzling.
42:48Oh!
42:50What is your room number?
42:51Oh!
42:52He wants his room number.
42:541410?
42:55Oh, he gave him his room number.
42:57I think that's a code for come over to my room.
42:59Just told him his hotel room.
43:01I don't think that's a code at all.
43:02Well, if I come to 1410 tonight...
43:04I might open.
43:05I might knock.
43:06Oh, yeah.
43:07You need to settle down, Sarah.
43:11Here we go.
43:11They're coming over to his hotel room.
43:13Yep.
43:13He hasn't even got time until YouTube had a douche.
43:16Maybe he'll learn through trial and error.
43:18Oh, that's very messy, Jared.
43:20We've all been there.
43:21Not me.
43:23He's going in.
43:25Oh, my God!
43:26I put your my chicken up.
43:28Want to sit?
43:30Not really.
43:31Wow, wow, wow.
43:33Got you up against the wall.
43:35Shut up!
43:36Yeah, take control.
43:37I'm talking to Bob with a TV show.
43:40Top's coming off.
43:41Belt's undone.
43:42Ah, the memories.
43:44What are being skinny?
43:45Skinny, young, desired.
43:51What's he doing down there?
43:52Where's he going to put it?
43:53Where do you think he's going to put it?
43:54Oh.
43:56Oh.
43:57Oh.
43:57Oh, hello.
43:58Oh, here we go.
43:59Love this.
43:59Don't love that you guys are here while I'm watching it.
44:03Oh.
44:05Come here, baby.
44:05I'm glad I'm not watching this with my parents.
44:10I don't know.
44:11It was 25 degrees.
44:13It's boiling right now.
44:25No one knows where to put their hands.
44:28All right, Yoshi.
44:29Oh, I get it.
44:30The heated rivals are on with each other.
44:34Then, as the hockey season finishes, Hollander tries to work out where they stand.
44:39So what is it then?
44:39But discovers Rosanoff isn't on the same page.
44:42Not everything is about you, Hollander.
44:44Oh, first love is Tiff.
44:46I guess I thought maybe we...
44:50Never mind.
44:50You see, this is more than just a hookup.
44:54See you next season.
44:57It's like they just don't know how to deal with what they're feeling.
44:59What is it with men?
45:00Just say how you feel.
45:03He's not interested.
45:04Post night clarity.
45:05Yes.
45:07How are you used to?
45:08How's your body temperature?
45:09Do you want the air quality?
45:10Well, I was going to adjust my pants.
45:13Heavy on the heated, low on the rivalry.
45:15Big time.
45:16So, what are we doing tomorrow?
45:19Let's watch episode two tomorrow night together as a fan.
45:22What do you think, Noah?
45:22Sounds like a great day.
45:24Yeah.
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