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00:06Can we go back to when Maddy wasn't here and things were beautiful and quiet and peaceful?
00:10Here's the issue.
00:11Was it calm while I was gone?
00:12Yes.
00:12Tell Daddy what you said, that Daddy doesn't really do anything around the house.
00:16Is that true?
00:16What do you mean?
00:17Did she say that?
00:18No.
00:18Oh, you did say that.
00:19I guess I did say that you always sit around.
00:24Every evening in Australia...
00:26Oh, we're doing it again?
00:27TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29Oh, good stuff.
00:31That is so dumb.
00:32But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:35I think that absolutely sucked.
00:36I don't mind. I like watching shows like that.
00:38Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:42Boring.
00:43Yeah, I started watching it, but then I forgot about it.
00:46Weird, but watchable.
00:49This week...
00:50Sam Pang's back.
00:52With guests...
00:53Rosie O'Donnell.
00:54And...
00:55Who's Joel Kimbooster?
00:56He sounds like a vaccine.
00:57We caught a new singing competition.
01:00Building the band.
01:02This is Love Is Blind, Cross The Voice.
01:05And some celebrity traitors.
01:07Oh, my God, Stephen Fry. I adore him.
01:09Oh, Jonathan Ross.
01:10Alan Carr's a traitor. That's fantastic.
01:12He can't keep it to himself.
01:14This is the best casting ever.
01:23Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
01:25What?
01:26What?
01:27Alright, it's a...
01:28It's a bug.
01:28It's a fly.
01:29I fully touched it and...
01:30It's a bug.
01:31What the hellie?
01:33Did you open your wallet, Kate?
01:35Tuesday on Channel 7...
01:36MK, are we still doing this show?
01:39We are.
01:39And six teams remain, including...
01:42It is exciting, exhausting.
01:44I love the fact that Lil and Lol are still in this.
01:46The Bogans from Logan.
01:484207.
01:49Also still in the comp are Riley and the...
01:51Meat master.
01:52I'm not this guy.
01:53You're not a meat master.
01:55You're a malaka master.
01:56And in this air, there'll be...
01:57Three teams in round one, cooking a main.
01:59And three teams in round two, preparing a dessert.
02:02What would you rather cook, the main or the dessert?
02:04A main.
02:05Oh!
02:06Cook off.
02:07Correct, because...
02:08The weakest dish from each round will go to an elimination cook-off.
02:13Worst cook of dessert and the worst cook of mains
02:15will cook against each other to find out who's the ultimate worst.
02:18Time starts now!
02:21First up, it's the main meals, with Maria and Bailey doing a risotto.
02:25I do really love a risotto.
02:27You are going to burn your tongue though.
02:28Always with risotto!
02:30Mark and Tan have landed on a cauliflower steak.
02:33I love cauliflower steak.
02:35You just know that's going to stink though.
02:37Cauliflower smells like fart.
02:39And then there's Michael.
02:40Blech!
02:41And Riley with the stupid spelling.
02:42That's them, and they'll be doing...
02:44Gnocchi, bacon, pea and parmesan.
02:46They're making gnocchi.
02:47That's not very meaty.
02:48This guy calls himself the meat master and they're serving up gnocchi.
02:51I guess it's a bit of a bold move.
02:53You know, I never had gnocchi before Bob and I got together.
02:57Really?
02:57Did you grow up eating gnocchi as black kids?
02:59My dad is white, so we got white experiences at school.
03:02So we got the potato.
03:04Into this we put the flour and we put the egg.
03:06Pasta's a crowd favourite.
03:07Can't go wrong.
03:08Actually, that's the common denominator.
03:09Both of you have white dads, and I don't have a white dad.
03:13And that's why I didn't know about gnocchi until I was 37.
03:17Um, actually, I didn't put any egg in this.
03:19No egg?
03:20Why didn't she put egg?
03:21What's your binding agent then?
03:23Ooh, binding agent.
03:25I don't get to this size without knowing my way around the kitchen.
03:27This is how we were taught to do it when we were in Florence at a cooking class.
03:31Relax.
03:31You went to Florence one, done a gnocchi making class,
03:34and now you think you're a gnocchi queen.
03:36It's not good.
03:37Oh, that's so bad.
03:40It's falling apart.
03:41There you go with your freaking egg.
03:42She didn't put egg.
03:43Sata Toramori.
03:44Holy shizen.
03:46Oh, my God.
03:48That looks like a lump of shit.
03:50That's not gnocchi, that's gnocchi.
03:53This looks so bad.
03:55I think that's the worst dish I've ever seen on any Australian cooking show.
03:59All right, let's get the spew on the table.
04:01Wow, that looks really bad.
04:03Colin's shutting his eyes because he's really trying to just swallow it.
04:06I'm disappointed with it, Sue.
04:07Don't cry, Mori.
04:09You didn't put the egg in.
04:10If she had a cry in the dish and make it a bit more salty, they might have saved it.
04:16Well, let's find out.
04:17The team that cook the weakest dish?
04:19Michael and Riley.
04:20Michael and Riley.
04:21Michael and Riley.
04:22Michael and Riley.
04:23Bye-bye melted soup.
04:27It was then time for dessert round.
04:29Your time starts now!
04:31With frontrunners Danielle and Marco doing a poached pear.
04:35Poached pear.
04:36What would you cook for dessert?
04:37What's me favourite?
04:4140 years, Keith.
04:42What's me favourite?
04:43Sticky date.
04:46Sticky date is your favourite?
04:48Well, that's good because Justin and Will are doing a plant-based...
04:52Sticky date pudding and custard.
04:53Yum.
04:54Yes!
04:54I love sticky date pudding.
04:56What is my favourite dessert?
04:57If we go out anywhere, what do I say?
05:00I hope they've got...
05:01Sticky date.
05:02Well, you'll never guess what Lil and Lol are doing.
05:05Sticky date pudding with butterscotch sauce?
05:07That's awkward.
05:08Battle of the sticky dates.
05:11Chocolate mousse, you moron.
05:13You normally get sticky date.
05:14Because you want sticky date.
05:16Okay, let's just get to the judging.
05:18Danielle and Marco.
05:19Poached pear.
05:20What do you reckon of that one, Malik?
05:22That looks good.
05:23Ten points for presentation.
05:24They did a bloody good job.
05:26Let's move on to Lola and Lil.
05:28Surely something good's gonna come out of Logan, right?
05:31Someday.
05:32Sticky date pudding with butterscotch.
05:35Yum.
05:36Ooh.
05:37Ooh.
05:38Ooh.
05:38Ooh.
05:39Mm.
05:39All right, calm down.
05:41She's doing the, ooh, who did this one?
05:44Ooh, yes, it was us.
05:45Justin and Will, you had the plant-based sticky date pudding.
05:49Ooh, no.
05:50It's giving year seven food tech.
05:52Ooh, dries and nuns.
05:54Mum, don't say that.
05:55Righto.
05:56Time to find out who did the worst.
05:58It'd have to be the girls that are going up.
05:59I think it's gonna be Justin and Will.
06:02Daniel and Marco.
06:03The pear?
06:05No!
06:05Wait, what?
06:06Wait, what?
06:07Wait, how?
06:09Wait, what?
06:09Both sticky dates got through after all that.
06:12A couple of sticky date boys.
06:14Colin and Manu.
06:15Talk about sticky dates.
06:16No.
06:16Moving on.
06:17I am so shocked.
06:18You're shocked.
06:19They dodged a bullet.
06:20That's classic Logan.
06:22We are not gonna let Daniel and Marco beat the alpha couple in this competition.
06:27The alpha couple in the competition.
06:30Come on, Michael.
06:32When are you gonna stop being such a dick?
06:35I'm enjoying this season.
06:37Mmm.
06:37Now, let's get this right.
06:39It's chocolate mousse.
06:40It's your favourite.
06:41You should know that.
06:42Sticky date is my one.
06:44Trifle.
06:44I love a trifle.
06:45You get that once a year because I can't stand it.
06:49Bit like sex.
06:50Yeah.
06:50Ha ha ha ha ha.
07:03Visi, I've got a bone to pick with you.
07:04Please don't call me while I'm showering.
07:06I thought it was an emergency.
07:08I acknowledge the call and you're on FaceTime.
07:11A normal person who's in the shower just wouldn't pick up the FaceTime, right?
07:14Dad picks up the FaceTime in the shower and it's not the first time he's done it.
07:18There's been times I've seen everything.
07:20There's nothing to see in there, Visi.
07:24Monday night on 10.
07:25Oh, here we go.
07:26Mr Pang.
07:27Yep.
07:28It was the new season of...
07:29Sam Pang tonight.
07:31Sam Pang's back.
07:32Season two.
07:33I'm glad he's got another season.
07:35I hope he gets his groove and his rhythm for season two.
07:39He's very good looking, isn't he just?
07:42Thank you very much.
07:43He called me gorgeous once when I met him.
07:45He's just been polite.
07:46And firstly, a big welcome to my special guest announcer,
07:49Mr Ray O'Leary.
07:51Hello, Ray.
07:53I love Ray O'Leary.
07:54He's so weird, this bloke.
07:56Network 10 insisted on your first episode back you needed some eye candy.
08:02He's funny.
08:03He's like Aaron Chen.
08:04Oh, yeah.
08:05Yeah, just white with a perm and from New Zealand.
08:09And like all Good Tonight shows, it kicked off with a monologue about current events.
08:14But to the big one, the fallout to the other big international conflict continues.
08:18What?
08:19Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce.
08:22Now, apparently, the final straw was when Keith asked Nicole if she could name one of his songs.
08:29That's a good start.
08:30Bangs back with a bang.
08:32Let's go.
08:32Well, time to bring out the first guest.
08:34All right, show us who you've got.
08:36Please welcome Rosie O'Donnell.
08:39I'm Rosie O'Donnell.
08:41Yeah, I love Rosie O'Donnell.
08:42I haven't thought of Rosie O'Donnell for I reckon 20 years.
08:47What is Rosie O'Donnell famous for?
08:49She's a funny lesbian.
08:50Rosie, thanks so much for coming.
08:52Well, she has been in movies for 30 years.
08:54What movie?
08:55A League of Their Own.
08:56First time in Australia.
08:58Yes.
08:58So she was in The Flintstones with Ted Danson.
09:00That's where I remember her from.
09:02And I went whale watching.
09:04Tarzan, the movie?
09:05But they were like, you'll probably throw up.
09:08Was she the mother in hairspray?
09:10That's John Travolta.
09:11So we've got the vomit bag and it looked like an elephant condom.
09:17I think this show targets your demographic.
09:20You reckon?
09:21I thought it was targeting yours.
09:22Maybe it's targeting both.
09:24It's not targeting both.
09:25Now, this is interesting considering we all know how you feel about Donald Trump.
09:29Here we go.
09:30Trump hates her.
09:31She left before his inauguration.
09:32You attended one of his weddings.
09:35Fact or fiction?
09:35Fact.
09:36What?
09:37Really?
09:38Oh my God.
09:39Now we're getting to the good stuff.
09:40As he was walking down the aisle, he shook hands with every famous person that he saw,
09:45including Jeffrey Epstein.
09:47Oh, he had to throw that in.
09:50Boom.
09:52Drop the mic.
09:52Release the files.
09:53And then when he was going off on me in 27 saying, she's ugly, she's gay, she's fat.
09:58And I just put a little tweet up there.
10:01I was at your wedding.
10:03Oh, hello.
10:04That's the kind of information we needed.
10:06Yeah.
10:06She's just wonderful.
10:07We should have got tickets for a thing.
10:09No, I'd be running up on stage trying to give her a cuddle.
10:12Sam also found time to interview actor Joel Kim Booster.
10:15Who's Joel Kim Booster?
10:17He sounds like a vaccine.
10:19And then it was time for this new segment.
10:22The News Lounge.
10:23God, please tell me you're not singing.
10:26Mushroom lady.
10:27Oh, it's a mushroom lady.
10:29Oh my God.
10:31It's going to be in my head all day tomorrow.
10:32You're going to eat her fungi.
10:35It feels like this is God's way of punishing us for being gay.
10:39Then an old favourite made a return.
10:43Oh, I love when they spin the wheel.
10:46I'm going to spin it now.
10:46Okay, which one are they learning on?
10:49Hangtasker!
10:51Hangtasker!
10:52I know.
10:53It'll be silly.
10:55Everything on it will be silly.
10:57Look, my problem is my bathroom cupboard, Sam,
10:59and I really need your help to come and fix them.
11:01What? He's just going through the cupboard, keep or not keep?
11:04Pretty much.
11:04Wow.
11:06How long have you been single?
11:09Look at that.
11:10Talk about decluttering.
11:11Yes.
11:13Hilarious.
11:14It's very watchable.
11:15That was Hangtasker, and that's our show.
11:18Well done, Sam.
11:19Bye, Sam.
11:20Good night, Australia.
11:22Goodbye.
11:24You can put Sam Pang on anything on Australian TV and I'll watch it.
11:37Get him!
11:38Yay!
11:41Ten points.
11:43Saturday.
11:44Hard quiz kids!
11:46Hard quiz kids!
11:47That's right.
11:47And love him.
11:48Here we go, Tomo.
11:50Or not, Tom Gleeson is back.
11:53Welcome to Hard Quiz Kids.
11:55Wouldn't you love to meet him?
11:56Oh, yes.
11:57These contestants are on a long car trip.
12:00Last one to vomit will be tonight's hard quiz champion.
12:03Malik, what was your hard quiz topic?
12:05K-pop demon hunters.
12:07Oh, K-pop demon hunters.
12:09You would be good at that.
12:10Tonight's contestants include...
12:12Naomi, your subject is Harry Styles.
12:15One Direction, wasn't he?
12:16You look like Harry Styles' older brother who's not as successful.
12:19I'm Barry Styles.
12:20Yeah.
12:20And 13-year-old Chase.
12:22Now, you're an expert on Mr. Olympia.
12:24Yeah.
12:25Bodybuilding.
12:25Oh, yes.
12:27Oh, wow, that's a very good flex.
12:29All right, let's play.
12:30Hard!
12:30Let's start with Sianvita and her expert subject, Young Sheldon.
12:34Young Sheldon?
12:35So, I don't know what that wants to be.
12:37Young Sheldon is a spin-off of The Big Bang Theory.
12:39Pretty much a cynically made children's version of a very popular show for adults.
12:43Yeah.
12:43Yeah.
12:44It's a good idea, isn't it?
12:45Oh, my God.
12:46I see what you did there, Tom.
12:48Does anyone else here like Young Sheldon?
12:50I don't think anyone's ever watched it.
12:52Might have the inside track.
12:54All right, let's go, kiddos.
12:56Young Sheldon is narrated by Jim Parsons, who plays which character in the original show?
13:00Oh, Chase.
13:02Um, Sheldon.
13:04Correct.
13:04He got it.
13:05Dang.
13:06Stealed.
13:06He's shots fired.
13:08Nine-year-old Sheldon, Stad George, coaches what sport?
13:11Who the Steelers, Chase?
13:13Um, NFL.
13:14Correct.
13:15He's stealing all of her questions.
13:18Isn't Sheldon supposed to be the expert?
13:21How does he know all of them?
13:23Didn't you just say that you didn't watch it?
13:24My life, Tom?
13:25What?
13:26Are you kidding me?
13:28Oh, my God.
13:28Chase is bloody hustling, everyone.
13:30It certainly looks like it.
13:32Chase for the Steelers.
13:34Middle.
13:34He got it again.
13:36Oh.
13:37Give her one.
13:39Come on, that's just agency.
13:40Chase for the Steel.
13:41NASA.
13:43What?
13:43Who is this kid?
13:45Well, she's not happy.
13:46Oh, she's going to hit him over the head.
13:48Shanvita, do you know a lot about Mr. Olympia?
13:53Next set of questions is for Chase on the Mr. Olympia bodybuilding competition.
13:57Chase will know more.
13:58First Mr. Olympia was won by Larry Scott.
14:01Was awarded what royal item?
14:03Chase.
14:04A bejeweled crown.
14:05Correct.
14:06Chase is on fire.
14:08Yep.
14:09And by the end of his round, he's way ahead.
14:11He can just sit back and not play the rest of the game.
14:14He's through.
14:14Now for Naomi.
14:15Harry Styles, let's go.
14:17Harry made his film acting debut in the movie Dunkirk.
14:20Okay, surely Chase knows nothing about Harry Styles.
14:22Chase for the Steel.
14:23World War II.
14:24Correct.
14:25Oh my god, he's just stealing them from everyone.
14:28The rest of these kids just better go home.
14:29They've got no chance.
14:30Out.
14:31Pretty much.
14:31Out.
14:32Bye Shanvita.
14:33Next, we get to...
14:34It's ahead.
14:35Harry Styles versus the Mr. Olympia bodybuilding competition.
14:40Let's play.
14:41Card.
14:42My money's on Chase.
14:42We let's go, Naomi.
14:44Do off the girls.
14:45Naomi gets off to a strong start.
14:47Your family.
14:47Correct.
14:48Yes, Naomi.
14:50Chase.
14:50Arnold Schwarzenegger's final Mr. Olympia win while training for what film role?
14:55Conan Barbarian.
14:56Correct.
14:58And keeps the pressure on.
14:59I'm just going to say a dog.
15:02Correct.
15:03Whoa.
15:04Whoa.
15:04Chase.
15:04Mr. Olympia competitors must do mandatory poses to show off their muscles.
15:10Oh, is he going to make him do a pose?
15:13Marty.
15:13Yeah.
15:14I was going to rip out a few poses.
15:16Ethan, this is going to be you.
15:17I don't know any of the poses.
15:19One, two, three.
15:22Back one.
15:22So first up, we've got the front lat spread.
15:26Hit a pose, Chase.
15:27Dude, this is his fantasy.
15:29Back double biceps.
15:32Nice.
15:32You know what these poses are.
15:34You were posting them on Instagram the other day.
15:36You're going to have your feet wide and you're just going to explode.
15:39God, I love him.
15:42Look, he was so good the other day.
15:44Oh, no.
15:47I think Chase has got this.
15:49But when Chase misses one.
15:50Incorrect.
15:51Oh, no.
15:53Naomi's in the lead.
15:55Aha.
15:55It comes down to this.
15:57Naomi could win this, guys.
15:58Following a group of bodybuilders in the lead up to the 1975 Mr. Olympia,
16:02the film Pumping Iron shows title contender Franco Colombo destroying a hot water bottle
16:09in what way?
16:11I'm going to say crushes it with.
16:14Come on, Chase.
16:15Come on, Chase.
16:16A weight.
16:18Incorrect.
16:19No, Chase lost.
16:21Oh, no.
16:23Which means, Naomi, you are tonight's hot quiz champion.
16:26Yay.
16:28All right, Chase.
16:29Yeah.
16:31Why is he leaving with the muscles on?
16:33He didn't want the mug.
16:34Thanks for playing hard.
16:37That was great.
16:38I like hard quiz kids way better than the adult one.
16:42Yeah, because you can actually get the questions right.
16:58Are you ready for turn four?
16:59Yeah.
17:00Woo-hoo!
17:01Woo-hoo-hoo!
17:02This was not the reaction I was expecting.
17:04Yeah.
17:04Are you positive minded?
17:06Yes.
17:06Why?
17:07Ten more weeks.
17:08Yes.
17:09This week on Prime, we watched a new nature series.
17:13Octopus.
17:14There'll be fun facts here.
17:15On the 7th of July in 2010.
17:17Yeah, who put this on?
17:19Spain played Germany in the World Cup.
17:21I watched this.
17:22I got up early.
17:23I was in Spain watching it at Barcelona Airport.
17:27What is...
17:38Octopus that predicted everything.
17:40He would correctly predict eight out of eight games that year.
17:43Eight out of eight.
17:44This thing's a genius.
17:46They're smart.
17:47Crazy smart.
17:49And following the tale of Paul comes another octopus story.
17:53This is Samantha.
17:54Hey, Samantha.
17:55Never know how much I love you.
17:57And that's Geoffrey.
17:59Never know how much I care.
18:01Ooh, Samantha and Geoffrey are about to get it on, I think.
18:04Yeah, baby.
18:05After spending an hour in each other's many loving arms...
18:07Oh, wow.
18:08...Samantha strangled Geoffrey to death.
18:14Samantha.
18:15Tangly, murderous bitch.
18:17Yep, first and last time that guy's getting a root.
18:20Soon after, Samantha gave birth to their 96,898 children.
18:25What?!
18:26That's a lot of babies.
18:27Hamish, Martin, Grant, Frank...
18:31I don't start naming 100,000 kids.
18:33Millie.
18:34Millie!
18:35I think I'm a little octopus emoji in Dad's phone.
18:39You are.
18:39You are.
18:40And this is Doris.
18:43Doris.
18:43That was the name of my grandma.
18:45Was it actually?
18:46Doris.
18:47Yeah.
18:47Bullshit.
18:48It's true.
18:49I thought it was Grandma Dalton.
18:50Yeah, yeah.
18:51Grandma's not a first name, mate.
18:55Oh, Doris is adorable.
18:57Grandma Jackson.
18:57What was her name?
18:58Grandma Jackson.
19:00Yeah, who's Grandma Jackson?
19:00Isn't it bizarre?
19:01You've got two people, Matt, related to you,
19:02and about your grandma?
19:04Like an octopus-shaped grain of rice,
19:06she has to fend for herself,
19:07and she only has a 1% chance of making it to adulthood.
19:11Did they just say only 1% make it?
19:131%.
19:15Fun facts.
19:16Jenny is one of California state's foremost experts
19:19on octopus behavior and ecology.
19:21Part of her work is to keep an eye on octopus populations in the wild.
19:26Hey, she's just grabbed that.
19:27Did they just kidnap Doris?
19:29This is Doris's distant cousin, Raphael.
19:31Aw, that's a cute one.
19:33You know when people say,
19:34I look at my beautiful baby, and they show you photos,
19:35and it looks like that?
19:36Let's take a closer look.
19:38Eight arms.
19:40Three hearts.
19:41Three hearts!
19:42Nine brains.
19:43Nine brains!
19:45It's got eight and a half more brains than you, Jed.
19:48Octopuses have roughly 300 million neurons distributed through their arms.
19:52300 million!
19:54We can hear the TV from here.
19:57They have taste buds that cover their suckers,
19:59and so they are essentially tasting everything that they touch.
20:04Wow!
20:04It's like having a tongue under your foot.
20:06Oh, Christ!
20:08Stranger yet, these boneless creatures can contort their bodies any way they please.
20:13They can go into every nook and cranny.
20:15That's creepy.
20:16And many can squeeze through a hole the size of a human eye.
20:19Wow!
20:20This is weird!
20:21Now, this is not weird.
20:22This is fun facts.
20:23Oh, and they have a beak.
20:25They've got a beak!
20:25It is very bird-like.
20:28Oh.
20:28Oh, oh!
20:29Okay.
20:30You completely get why scientists named it that.
20:33It looks like a bird beak.
20:34Then, I'm gay, and I know that's not a beak.
20:36Some of them use bipedal locomotion to confuse their predators.
20:39Oh, look at that one!
20:41It's running!
20:43And blanket octopuses have been known to carry venomous tentacles
20:46from the Portuguese man-of-war and wield them as a weapon.
20:49Whoa!
20:50They carried their own nunchucks!
20:52Dude!
20:52That is badass!
20:54Some of them change colour too.
20:55Match them with their surroundings.
20:56He's seeing the blades of grass, and he's turning himself into blades of grass.
21:02He made those up.
21:03What?!
21:04Those little horns right there.
21:06That is incredible!
21:08That is freaky.
21:09Super freaky.
21:10This is our underwater director of photography, Luis Lamar.
21:14As it can take weeks for him to get a shot,
21:16Lou spends more time with these creatures than many scientists.
21:19Is there anything about an octopus that's not amazing?
21:22Tell us.
21:23I mean, I remember seeing an animal that was probably 27, nearly 30 feet in length.
21:28Oh, Jesus!
21:29That's huge!
21:30It had suckers like the size of dinner plates.
21:33I know those animals are capable of basically crushing you if you piss them off.
21:38Shit!
21:39That's always kind of in your head a little bit.
21:40Now I feel less bad about eating them.
21:44That was fascinating.
21:46That was so incredible.
21:47Bloody beautiful documentary.
21:49Very different.
21:50It was so random.
21:51Bit of humour.
21:52I loved it.
21:53What have you guys learned so far?
21:54You didn't know that Grandma Dalton...
21:56That Grandma Dalton's name is not Grandma.
21:58It took me a couple of days to get over that.
22:10I heard the bang this morning.
22:12What bang?
22:13You fell out of bed, didn't you?
22:14I did fall out of bed.
22:15How could you fall out of bed?
22:16No, because I was dreaming.
22:17I was playing footy.
22:18But I'm on this side of the bed and I've kicked it like that and I've just gone straight over.
22:23Jeez.
22:23Keith, you've knocked me out of bed thinking I wasn't stuck.
22:25Hey, it was a beautiful talk.
22:26I'll give you a tip.
22:27That's because you were dreaming.
22:32Oh, castle.
22:33That means one thing.
22:34Harry Potter.
22:35No.
22:36Traitors!
22:39Celebrity traitors.
22:40Pommy edition.
22:41Let the mind games begin.
22:43This week on 10 streaming, we watched 19 celebrities get put in the castle to get murdered one by one.
22:50Hmm.
22:51And they have to guess by who.
22:53It's like a giant game of Cluedo.
22:54They normally have big celebs.
22:56I'm so glad you're laughing.
22:58Oh, it's Celia.
22:59Such excitement.
23:00She was in Thursday Mooder Club.
23:02Steven.
23:03My God, Steven Fry.
23:05I adore him gay.
23:07Hi, Pamela.
23:08I'm Alan.
23:08Alan Carr.
23:10Gay.
23:10What's that name?
23:11Oh, my God.
23:11My favorite gay diver.
23:13Amazing budgie smugglers.
23:15Oh, Tom Daley.
23:16That's it.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:17Roof, I've seen you on TV in Scary Thing.
23:19Oh, Jonathan Ross.
23:20Also in Scary Things when they weren't meant to be scary.
23:22He's that guy that's so posh that he pronounces R's like W's.
23:25I've done a lot of escape rooms.
23:26There'll be clues already.
23:28I think that's a speech impediment.
23:29No, no, it's like super posh thing in England.
23:31Look.
23:32What are they doing at a cemetery?
23:35With everybody's name on a grave.
23:37Well, let's hear host Claudia explain.
23:39I'm about to give you the opportunity to survive the first murder.
23:44She's got a very old hairstyle, hasn't she?
23:46Who has a hairstyle like that nowadays?
23:49Buried in each of those graves is a shield.
23:53Look at my hair.
23:54Fuck that.
23:55Oh, shit.
23:55Yeah, it is too.
23:56And a shield protects you from murder.
23:58So there's immunity happening already.
24:00Ready, steady, dig.
24:03Wouldn't it be a plot twist if one of them was actually a real grave?
24:06And they came across a dead body.
24:08I have a shield.
24:10Jonathan Ross has got a shield.
24:11A really lovely little thing.
24:13Jonathan Ross does not have a speech impediment, but instead uses approximate pronunciation of the
24:17letter R that was once the preserve of the privileged elite.
24:21Really?
24:21Told you, he just is posh.
24:23Blissful and trouble-free sleep.
24:26I'll use 25 letters.
24:27That's how witch I am.
24:29Oh, my God.
24:30Oh, Alan's not going to find it.
24:31He goes too slow.
24:31Oh, my God.
24:32Oh, you're digging one too, is it?
24:33Oh, no, it's a rock.
24:34It's a rock.
24:37But five other celebrities do dig up immunity.
24:40That's it.
24:41You can stop digging.
24:44Just getting used to it.
24:45Because next, the murderous traitors are chosen.
24:48Oh, here we go.
24:51Put on your blindfolds.
24:52Heads down, thumbs up.
24:54If you feel me touch you on the shoulder, you are a traitor.
24:58This is the technology we're using.
25:00We're using this.
25:05Jonathan Ross is a traitor.
25:07Kind of terrifying.
25:08Who else?
25:10Who's she?
25:11Oh, young Jenny Hines.
25:12See, I'm ready to play the game.
25:14Oh, that's the singer.
25:14Cat Burns.
25:16Jonathan and Cat so far.
25:18Not Alan.
25:19Not Alan.
25:21What?
25:22Alan Carr's a traitor.
25:24That's fantastic.
25:25He's not going to be able to contain himself.
25:28He literally just laughed out loud.
25:30I feel sick.
25:31He can't keep it to himself.
25:32What am I going to do?
25:33Keep your mouth shut, Alan.
25:35Because it's time for the traitors to meet.
25:37I love this bit when they decloak.
25:40I knew it.
25:41I knew you were going to be a traitor.
25:44Next to others.
25:46Where's Alan?
25:47Alan's lost.
25:48He doesn't know where he is in the castle.
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52Alan comes skipping in.
25:53What's that, traitors?
26:01He's been keeping that in for hours.
26:03Amazing.
26:04This is the best casting ever.
26:06Your first murder will be in plain sight.
26:09Not with Alan.
26:10Alan would be hysterical.
26:12We can do this.
26:13Poisonous mushrooms.
26:14Yeah.
26:14That'll do it.
26:15Yeah.
26:15Let's get murdering.
26:16To do this, you must find the poisoned black lily.
26:20I was close.
26:21Mushrooms.
26:21Lily.
26:23Rub your hands with the poisoned pollen.
26:25And touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
26:30How's he going to do it?
26:31I'd say you've got an eyelash on your face.
26:33Gee, you're a little cutie.
26:34You said what to me?
26:36I've seen a black lily in the bar.
26:38Trust the gay doctor, Mr. Black Lily.
26:40Nice, Alan.
26:41Straight to the bar.
26:43Oh, there's people in the room.
26:44Oh.
26:44Oh, God.
26:47He's going to do the face touching.
26:50Maybe don't talk about it in public.
26:53He might be the worst trader ever.
26:54I think you could touch someone's face without it being scary.
26:57You're the gay one.
26:58You touch everyone.
26:59Yeah, true.
26:59Yeah.
26:59Because people expect Alan to be like that.
27:01Ah!
27:04I can't believe they've left me to it.
27:06Come on, Alan.
27:07Do it for the gays.
27:08How the hell am I going to do this?
27:10What am I going to do?
27:12Ah!
27:14Oh, please don't end it there.
27:15Please don't end it.
27:18Ah!
27:19No!
27:20The only problem with this show is it's a weekly drop.
27:22I love this show.
27:24Love it, love it, love it.
27:25It gets you in, doesn't it?
27:26Yep.
27:27I mean, let's face it, it's the gays that make that show.
27:29Literally.
27:29Who run the world?
27:30Gay men.
27:45Oh, it's on the verge of coming out.
27:48I'll give you 50 bucks if you let me pull it out.
27:51The Tooth Fairy, though, will give you $4, $5 max.
27:54All I've got to do is just go, pull it out, gargle some salt water and you're good.
27:58I hate salt water.
27:59It's going to be really, really interesting to form a band without seeing each other.
28:03Oh!
28:04What's this show?
28:05It's on Netflix and it's called...
28:08Building the Band.
28:10So what's this?
28:10I think it's a singing show.
28:12That's right.
28:1350 singers, each in their own booth, perform to one another to see who wants to form a band.
28:19But here's the catch.
28:20Until they form their bands, they won't be able to see each other.
28:23Oh!
28:24This is Love Is Blind, Cross The Voice.
28:27So they're going to hear each other sing and then have to choose without ever seeing each other.
28:30Anything Can Happen.
28:32Oh my god!
28:33It's the dude from the Backstreet Boys.
28:35DJ McLean.
28:36He's the worst of the Backstreet Boys.
28:38Yeah, he was one that no one had a crush on.
28:40Hell yeah, brother.
28:41Let's hear the first singer, shall we?
28:43I see myself in a boy band.
28:45I want an all-boy band.
28:46You can't sleep with the band members, though.
28:49Oh, well then, count me out.
28:50My name is Donzel.
28:52Donzel?
28:53He's going to be good, I can tell.
28:54Because I wish you the best of...
28:58If this was The Voice, I would have pressed the button.
29:00All this world could give.
29:04Oh.
29:04So it is like The Voice.
29:06I want him.
29:07If they're keen, they glow pink.
29:09I'm just like the way.
29:12Good job!
29:13That was so good.
29:15How many people hit the button for him?
29:1720 people want to be in a band with you.
29:20Yes!
29:2020 out of 50, that's good going.
29:22He's pressed my buttons too.
29:24I'm literally shaking.
29:25Would you want him in your band?
29:26No, I don't think so.
29:28Why?
29:28Because his song isn't like rock and roll.
29:32Who's next?
29:33What's up, y'all?
29:34My name's Aaliyah.
29:35Aaliyah?
29:36She looks like a superstar.
29:37Now my tummy hurts.
29:39He's in love with her.
29:40But for what it's worth...
29:42Yeah, that's it.
29:43Yeah, Malik's groove, isn't it?
29:44Come and they go...
29:46Oh, my God.
29:47I've been pressing now.
29:48Why aren't people pressing now?
29:51We're hitting buttons, we're hitting buttons.
29:52I would have pressed my pink button for you.
29:57She should be famous already.
30:0028 likes.
30:0228!
30:03More than 50%.
30:05Still an Asian fail.
30:07Okay, everybody, listen up.
30:08The booths are now open for chat.
30:10Ooh, chat!
30:11Wait, they can talk to each other?
30:12Oh, this is love is blonde.
30:14Hi!
30:14What is up?
30:16What about her and Don together?
30:17Yeah, I love that.
30:18Their voices would go really well.
30:20That's a little...
30:20Hello!
30:22Aaliyah!
30:22This is Donzel.
30:23I said put them together.
30:25They're in together.
30:26Honestly, I was thinking of our guy group.
30:28Oh!
30:29But then after I heard your voice, I changed my mind.
30:31I want a mixed group.
30:32There we go.
30:33There we go.
30:33You had turned for it.
30:34I'm picking you as a bandmate.
30:36Oh, I'm 100% picking you.
30:38I love these two.
30:40Air Pinky Promise real quick.
30:41Okay, Air Pinky Promise!
30:43Pinky Promise, it's an Air Pinky Promise.
30:45So that you joined my band?
30:46No.
30:48Alright, who's next?
30:49I cannot wait!
30:50What's up?
30:51I'm Landon.
30:52Landon.
30:52Looks like the classic boy band type.
30:55Generic, like One Direction-y.
30:57Yeah.
30:57Baby, can't you see?
30:59I'm calling.
31:01Great voice.
31:02Don't like him.
31:07It's a no from me.
31:09I am on Landon.
31:10Hear me press the button.
31:1120 people want to be in a band with you.
31:1420 people.
31:15I'm surprised.
31:17And one of them is Donzel.
31:18I need him on my team.
31:20I need him on my team.
31:20I'd be going Landon.
31:21I want to see Donzel, Aaliyah, Landon all together now.
31:26Landon!
31:27Dude, what's up?
31:29Dude.
31:29I don't take anything serious.
31:31Right!
31:32My favorite thing to do is just mess around.
31:33Do you like jokes?
31:35I love jokes.
31:36No, literally, bro.
31:37Bro.
31:38Dude, I know.
31:39Dude.
31:40I feel like we could get into some fun together.
31:42Man, they're hitting it off, eh?
31:44Full bromance.
31:45I would love to be in a boy band with you.
31:49Oh, Landon wanted a boy band.
31:51Remember Don?
31:51He wanted a little boy band as well.
31:53What about the girl?
31:55Aaliyah, though.
31:56Aaliyah.
31:57No, no, they're not dropping Aaliyah.
31:59No.
31:59Donzel won't break his pinky promise.
32:01Am I going to break my pinky promise?
32:03Oh.
32:04Don't go against a pinky promise, man.
32:09Let's do it.
32:10No!
32:11He broke his air pinky promise.
32:14I'm terrified to talk to Aaliyah.
32:16Never break a pinky promise.
32:21Oh, my gosh.
32:22We need time to cool off before he has this conversation.
32:25I'm watching this whole show, though.
32:26Oh, dude.
32:26Same.
32:27I would like to be a part of something like this.
32:29You can't sing.
32:30You can't sing.
32:31If I could sing.
32:48Oh.
32:49Brought your carrot with you, buddy.
32:50He won't eat it unless I'm literally holding it, so I have to sit here watching TV holding
32:55a carrot for him.
32:56By the end of it, there will just be carrot everywhere.
32:59He's like, oh, well.
33:00Dad will pick that up later.
33:04This week on Prime, we caught the premiere of a new drama series, Hotel Castiera.
33:11What country are we in here?
33:13Italia.
33:14That's right.
33:15And this story begins with billionaire CEO A-Ron on holiday with his younger wife.
33:21This feels a bit White Lotus.
33:23Yeah, it does.
33:24But it's not.
33:24So dad has remarried a woman that's younger than his daughters, who's clearly in it for
33:29the money.
33:29How could she have so much luggage?
33:31Most of the time she wears so little.
33:34Oh, evil daughters.
33:36Oh, good.
33:37Another life lesson.
33:38She's pretty.
33:39Like an Italian version of Margot Robbie.
33:42Margarita Roberto.
33:43My boys, get your stuff.
33:45You're going fishing with Grandpa.
33:46He's a grandfather.
33:47He's a grandfather sugar daddy.
33:48Look how old he is.
33:49Look how young she is.
33:50Maybe your father might prefer a little peace and quiet.
33:54He's a dirty grandpa.
33:56I'll take you out on the boat tomorrow.
33:57Okay.
33:58They're a grandmother who's four years older than them.
34:00They all get the Happy Meal on the menu.
34:04All the kids are perving.
34:06I told you she'd be naked.
34:07It's his grandchildren.
34:08Oh, you little creeps.
34:10What are you up to?
34:11I've done that.
34:12Mom.
34:14Uh-oh.
34:16Oh, shit.
34:18Oh, no.
34:19Aaron?
34:21Where's Aaron?
34:22Aaron?
34:23Oh, my God.
34:24The boyfriend slash father slash grandfather has disappeared.
34:27Or he found someone younger.
34:28Well, luckily, hotel fixer Daniel is here to help.
34:31Thank you for joining us.
34:33Who is this?
34:34Oh, that guy.
34:34I've seen him and stuff.
34:35Oh, this is Jesse Williams.
34:37He plays Jackson Avery in Grey's Anatomy.
34:38He is a very attractive being.
34:40Handsome.
34:41He is handsome.
34:42With him or the guy from The Bake Off, who would you rather?
34:44Both.
34:45Or should I just use one?
34:46Your priorities are noted.
34:47You know, I've actually seen his penis.
34:48Oh, that's interesting.
34:50Okay.
34:50Oh, that's right.
34:51Wasn't he on that stage show where he was completely naked?
34:54Yeah, yeah.
34:54Well, were we impressed?
34:55It's awesome.
34:56It's so big.
34:58It's so big.
34:59Okay, you're going to need to tell me exactly where you were.
35:01Well, you know me in the arts.
35:03I love the arts.
35:03I've got to support everyone.
35:04The arts.
35:05The arts.
35:06The arts.
35:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:07This is not out of character for a father.
35:10Everyone's pretty relaxed and we've got a missing persons.
35:12Yeah, dude, it's Italy, man.
35:13Like, they'll get onto it.
35:14I took a nap.
35:15I woke up.
35:16He wasn't back.
35:17So you just left him out there.
35:20I love a murder mystery.
35:21This is a white lotus.
35:24Maybe it wasn't real.
35:25It's so big.
35:25It's so big.
35:26If your dick hangs low.
35:28Does it wobble to and through?
35:29Can you tie it in a knock?
35:30Can you tie it in a bang?
35:31Okay, enough of that.
35:33Daniel suspects that Aaron may be lying low to avoid signing a business deal.
35:38What is going on in this Cluedo?
35:40How do you fake the whole disappearance thing?
35:42How do you disappear in the middle of an ocean?
35:44A deal he never liked but couldn't stop goes south.
35:48Where's Aaron then?
35:48I have no idea where he is.
35:50Maybe the boys picked up something on the drone.
35:52Yeah, duh.
35:53Yep.
35:54And that drone footage unravels the case.
35:57Oh wait, what is that?
35:58Is that him getting out?
35:59Okay, that capsizes.
36:01Maybe he's just hiding out in the cave.
36:02So Daniel goes to look for him.
36:05Oh, they're going diving for him.
36:06Don't look if he takes his shirt off.
36:08Take it off.
36:11She's got a suit on.
36:12Too much clothes.
36:13Where's the budget smugglers?
36:15What's going on here?
36:18Oh, it's Aaron.
36:20Wait, what?
36:21Oh, problem solved.
36:23Nothing to worry about.
36:24Let's get on with our lives, everyone.
36:25You okay?
36:26No.
36:27Just been sitting here for a couple of days.
36:28Where you been?
36:29Let's get you out of here.
36:30So he faked his death?
36:31Aaron, you dirty dog.
36:34I'm starving.
36:35What was the purpose of all this?
36:37I tanked a bad deal.
36:38Aaron has faked his own death to tank the stock price,
36:42only for him to return stock price kabooms and he's in charge.
36:46Sorry, why did he do it?
36:47I don't know.
36:49And that's not the only twist.
36:51I didn't get a chance to thank you.
36:53Oh!
36:54She's going to try and seduce him.
36:56I'm going to get a little something for myself.
36:59We've had an intense couple of days.
37:01I don't think we should.
37:03Oh, do it for all of us, babe.
37:04Do it for all of us.
37:08Yeah, they went through with it.
37:09That's it.
37:10Men just can't keep it in their pants, can they?
37:13Look how easy he is to get, Lee.
37:14Yeah, maybe I got a chance.
37:17That wasn't bad.
37:18Apart from the really obvious storyline, it was pretty good.
37:21She's pretty.
37:21They'd make really cute babies.
37:23No, because I have a theory that two hots make an ugly.
37:25Oh, okay.
37:26If you have a hot and a hot, it's ugly.
37:28If you have an ugly and an ugly, it's an ugly.
37:29But if you have a hot and an ugly, it's a hot.
37:31I don't make the rules.
37:33Just look at your friend's parents.
37:48I was cycling through my emails at work the other day,
37:52clearing out my inbox,
37:53and then I came across some training that I got sent.
37:55The training is managing toxic and other employees
37:58who have attitude issues.
37:59I felt very attacked.
38:02Attacked or seen?
38:03Validated?
38:05Tuesday on SBS.
38:07What happens when you take a group of opinionated Australians?
38:10Why don't you just shut your face?
38:11No, we've got to go then.
38:12What is this?
38:13Ah, this looks like a round table discussion.
38:15I'm Mark Fennell, and this is Tell Me What You Really Think.
38:19Tell me what you really think.
38:20I'm sometimes scared of saying what I really think
38:23for means of offending people.
38:24I've done it from birth.
38:25Yeah.
38:26In this series, important health issues are discussed.
38:29The number of adult Australians being diagnosed with ADHD is surging.
38:33What is ADHD anyway?
38:35Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.
38:37It's like having 20 television channels going in your head at the same time,
38:40and they're all equally interesting.
38:41That is the best description I've ever heard of it.
38:44Tonight's guests are all diagnosed with ADHD, including...
38:48Prison reform advocate, Rocket Brotherty.
38:50Yeah, like, you know we've got ADHD, don't you?
38:53And true crime podcaster, Emily Weir.
38:55This is going to be honesty personified here.
38:57Let's see.
38:58Mark's come with a dinner party quiz.
39:00Inside these fortune cookies are traits that, if the internet is to be believed,
39:06are definite proof that you have ADHD.
39:08Oh, I like this.
39:10They're fortune cookies.
39:11It's a trait of ADHD, and they're saying if they relate to that or not.
39:15You put off a daunting task for six months, and then it only takes five minutes.
39:19Oh my god, that's me.
39:21I think a lot of people would do that.
39:23A hundred percent.
39:23Is that you?
39:24Correct.
39:24Yes.
39:25I think this is so cool because a lot of people might not know about ADHD.
39:28People's whole lives are impacted by this disorder.
39:31You often get distracted during sex.
39:33Nah, nah, I'm good.
39:34You can't get distracted in 15 seconds.
39:38Bed sheets.
39:41Bed sheets are an nightmare to put it on.
39:43I've like slept on a mattress that doesn't have any sheets on it,
39:46because I just can't be stuffed putting them on the bed.
39:49That's me.
39:49Everything they've said so far is me.
39:51Kate, that's you I reckon.
39:52Diagnosing each other on the couch, are we?
39:54We can laugh about all that stuff, but there's some really dark stuff to having ADHD.
39:59ADHD is a crippling, debilitating mental disorder.
40:04Rocket's struggle with ADHD started as a child.
40:07My dad didn't believe in ADHD.
40:09And he was just like, you're just naughty.
40:11I was just being me.
40:1230 years ago when we were at school, we probably all had ADHD.
40:16You know what they said?
40:17Get in the corner, you're a naughty kid.
40:19In the 2020s, ADHD gets a rebrand.
40:22Top 10 signs of ADHD.
40:24The amount of people I've met recently who have self-diagnosed themselves via TikTok
40:28is out of this world.
40:30At the height of what they call the TikTok wave, in the space of two years,
40:34the number of adults on ADHD meds doubled.
40:37Because it's more widespread in social media, more people will come forward to seek a diagnosis.
40:43So what I would like to find out is exactly what does it look like to get tested for ADHD?
40:49I want to find out because I might have ADHD.
40:51Mark might too, so he consults a psychiatrist.
40:55In my practice, what I do is I send out questionnaires to people.
41:00How often do you have difficulty concentrating on what people say to you?
41:03I'll just bring it down to, if someone's boring, well, your mind goes somewhere else.
41:07What was that?
41:08There are approximately 11 million questions.
41:13There's probably a question in there that says,
41:14did you find the amount of questions in this too long?
41:17Yeah.
41:17After intensive testing, Mark has some news to share.
41:21I have a confession to make.
41:23He's going to say, I'm ADHD.
41:25I made all of the criteria for ADHD.
41:29Oh, wow.
41:30Congratulations.
41:30Oh, well done.
41:32So you had no inkling?
41:33No, no clue.
41:34Wow, welcome to the team, buddy.
41:36It's a life-changing diagnosis.
41:38Some people feel really empowered when they get their diagnosis.
41:42They have a reason now for how they're feeling.
41:44So what I'm going to do now is I'm going to read you out some things that people say about
41:48ADHD.
41:48What do people say about ADHD?
41:51The pendulum has swung too far and now we're over-diagnosing ADHD.
41:56Yeah, I agree.
41:57I think it is actually over-diagnosed.
41:59No rubbish.
42:00I don't think that you're going to get diagnosed if you don't have it.
42:04Because it's a brain disorder, it's like, oh, it's over-diagnosed.
42:07If it was heart disease, would you be like, oh, it's over-diagnosed?
42:10Too many privileged and high-functioning people are getting diagnosed.
42:14Yeah, it's really expensive to be diagnosed.
42:17The average between $600 to $1,000 for the session.
42:20It would be good to see people from lower social economic places
42:24be able to get the diagnosis as easy as your rich white lady.
42:28I'm not rich, though.
42:29No, no, I'm kidding.
42:29Middle-class white lady.
42:32I love Rocket.
42:33If there was a pill that would stop you from being ADHD, would you take it?
42:38That's a really good question.
42:40Oh, no way.
42:41My ADHD is an asset.
42:43I would never give up the creative thing for anything.
42:45I love it.
42:46He looks at ADHD like a superpower.
42:48If you said yes to that, that would be changing who you are.
42:50I probably would.
42:51I mean, I love my personality.
42:52I don't think not having ADHD would change that.
42:55I'm a cool person.
42:56She is very cure.
42:58Ew!
43:00That was sensational.
43:02Just like one of those good Australian shows that gets people talking.
43:05I like shows that bring awareness.
43:07I'm going to see what other ones he's done on what other subjects.
43:09That was really interesting.
43:24Do you know how I had a nosebleed the other day?
43:26Ooh.
43:27Yeah.
43:28Out of both nostrils.
43:30I know.
43:30That's unheard of.
43:31Normally it's just one.
43:31No, it was both.
43:32When I was younger, I really wanted to have a nosebleed,
43:34so I took my dad's screwdriver and stuck it up my nose
43:35and tried to scratch the inside of my nose,
43:37so I would have a nosebleed.
43:38I'm Olivia Atwood.
43:40And on Stan this week, Olivia's...
43:42In search of who's striking it rich...
43:44Oh my...
43:45In today's all-inclusive sex industry...
43:48No, no!
43:48Ah!
43:50Getting filthy rich.
43:52Oh, this is the alternative sexy ways of earning money.
43:55Okay.
43:56It's got my attention.
43:57And this episode focuses on...
44:00Findom.
44:01Findom.
44:01Findom.
44:02What's it stand for?
44:03Financial domination.
44:04What?
44:05Dominating you, but not in the bedroom, just your bank account.
44:08So part of my kink is getting rid of my money.
44:11Mm-hmm.
44:12Oh, no!
44:13Findom has a reputation for the biggest cash return for the least amount of work.
44:17Really?
44:18Searches for Findom have risen 83% in the last five years.
44:23What?
44:23Well, cost of living crisis, people started to find random ways to make more money.
44:28And Olivia's on her way to meet one of these randoms.
44:31Okay.
44:32I just kind of decided to make an account, see how it went.
44:34The first day I made a thousand pounds.
44:37What?
44:37Are you kidding me?
44:38Do you know what we have to do to earn a thousand pounds?
44:41I can't wait to see this.
44:42So what actually happens here?
44:44Are you sending nudes?
44:45No, she's doing this.
44:46Press start broadcast.
44:49Okay, who's going to be the first person to send them?
44:53That was only $10.
44:54That was pathetic.
44:55Okay, again.
44:57What?
44:58She just says, give me money.
44:59Gimme.
45:01What?
45:02That's weird, right?
45:03The platform takes 20%.
45:05The rest goes direct to Anna's bank account.
45:07What platform is this?
45:09I'm at dickhead.com.au.
45:14What the hell?
45:15How much was that?
45:16A thousand.
45:17A thousand dollars?
45:18I never knew that the guys were so dumb.
45:21Fandom is their, like, that's their hobby.
45:24It's an expensive hobby, isn't it?
45:26I don't get this.
45:28You're not getting a lot of bang for your buck.
45:30You get no bang for your buck.
45:31You do so little.
45:33This sounds like the easiest way to make money.
45:35Do you have a feeling the host is just going to be like,
45:38I think I'm going to start doing this.
45:39I think everyone's going to start doing it.
45:41I'm thinking of starting a page.
45:43The majority of Fandoms are female.
45:45Oh.
45:46But I've managed to track down an exception to the rule.
45:49Wait, he's a man getting money?
45:51Bro, look, we've got a chance.
45:52He's even Arab.
45:54He's got a beard.
45:54Maybe we're a niche.
45:56H?
45:58Wow, she's meeting the Fandom.
45:59He's not even a hot guy.
46:01Yeah, I've actually, I've got a client coming in today.
46:03Oh, they're going to watch.
46:04This is odd now.
46:05You ready to see some shit?
46:06I'm ready to see some shit.
46:08Come in.
46:08Don't talk to anyone.
46:09Oh my goodness.
46:11Footstool now.
46:13Footstool?
46:17Is this erotic to him?
46:19It's a symbol of power.
46:21Power?
46:21In my professional life, I'm always in charge.
46:24Okay.
46:25I don't want to be in charge.
46:26So he works so he can spend the money on this?
46:28Not just this.
46:29Wait, kiss my foot.
46:31What?
46:32Hurry up.
46:33Oh my gosh!
46:36Who's into this stuff?
46:37That guy, obviously.
46:39Get the money out.
46:40Oh my god, he's going to give him money.
46:41Pour some around my feet.
46:43Is this taxable income?
46:45Go on.
46:46Go.
46:47Bye.
46:47Where's he gone?
46:48Home.
46:49He's a bit boring today.
46:51How much did that bloke just pay for that experience?
46:53400 pounds for 15 minutes.
46:55What?
46:56400 pounds for 15 minutes?
46:59Why go to work for eight hours a day?
47:01I'm joining.
47:02You think I'm joking?
47:03When I start rocking up in different cars and shit,
47:07It's that feet money, baby.
47:08Host Olivia is also keen to give it a go.
47:11And here to help her is D'Amelia.
47:13Hey, nice to meet you.
47:15She's going to have a crack at being a financially dominant person.
47:18So I'll build up a clientele of 10 people a week
47:21and they'll all give me a thousand bucks.
47:23You're laughing.
47:24Before I make my own content, D'Amelia wants to show me what I should be aiming for.
47:29You're taking tips?
47:29I mean, why should I have to pay for anything when there's a loser reject pay pig like you?
47:38So she bullies them until they give her money?
47:40That seems so mean.
47:42I would be good at this.
47:43Now I'm the Fyndom.
47:45Hi, loser.
47:46Come on, dickhead.
47:47Give me money.
47:48We want to go out for dinner.
47:49I know you've got that spare cash.
47:51Just do send us some money.
47:52Pay me.
47:54I think you'll be good at it.
47:56Bro, I'm the best.
47:57Hurry up and send, loser.
48:00And what did he send?
48:01500.
48:02What's he? Oh, she's using PayPal.
48:04I was wondering what I should use, either PayPal-wise.
48:07Do you want me to send you a half?
48:09No, I couldn't possibly accept.
48:12I can't believe this.
48:13You're actually profiting from being rude.
48:18Should we?
48:22That was insane.
48:24I did not know this was a thing.
48:27That has to be the most informative and educational show we've ever watched.
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