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00:00:54Let's go.
00:01:30Let's go.
00:02:06Open the gates or die.
00:02:16Let's go.
00:02:18Let's go.
00:02:30Attack!
00:02:47That is for the taste of our fury.
00:02:51Do you yield?
00:02:55I do not.
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00:05:21company as a matter of fact spank we have wow really uh yeah our mom called and she said
00:05:29oh boys that's the best commercial i've ever seen and i said thank you very much mother we're very
00:05:34proud of it so both good luck running a business with this idiot say that again about my brother
00:05:45and you're gonna regret it oh yeah get this through your tiny brain mario you're a joke and you always
00:05:58will be are you insane he's three times your size luigi come on you know you can't be scared all
00:06:13the time you'd be surprised hello super mario brothers uh-huh a drip in your faucet that's
00:06:27great i mean that's that's great you called us because we can be there we can fix it right away
00:06:32okay mario we got one the super mario brothers are in business
00:06:47oh no we're gonna be late no we're not come on let's go
00:06:55come on
00:06:58here you go
00:07:18come on
00:07:19come on luigi come on
00:07:42oh wow we have hit the big time
00:07:47the drip is right upstairs at the end of the hall can you fix it very confident sir you'll be
00:07:52careful
00:07:52about making a mess
00:07:53ma'am i assure you we don't make messes we fix them
00:07:59that's a princess she likes you
00:08:02that's a princess she likes you
00:08:05that's a princess she's very cute
00:08:09my mom my mom my baby
00:08:12my mom my mommy I give that a beat
00:08:12ha ha ha
00:08:19yop
00:08:19yop
00:08:24mm-hmm
00:08:25and a first job complete
00:08:33Francis is here
00:08:40Hey there, pal
00:08:47Mario, don't go, man
00:09:00Mamma Mia
00:09:07Uh, Mario?
00:09:16Oh, Mario, don't go, man
00:09:43No, he won't
00:09:54Hey, uh, Mario?
00:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:10:32He's a good boy
00:10:35Hey-o, hey-o, hey-o, it's the Super Mario Brothers from the TV
00:10:45They give an Oscar for worst actors?
00:10:47Hey, what'd I do?
00:10:48Oh, so, uh, so everybody saw the commercial then?
00:10:52Uh-huh, we've seen it
00:10:53And?
00:10:54I wouldn't quit your day job
00:10:56Oops, he already did!
00:10:59Well, I thought it was incredible
00:11:01It belongs in a movie theater
00:11:04Uh, mushrooms
00:11:05Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
00:11:08I love mushrooms, I'll take it
00:11:09Yeah
00:11:09Mario, seriously
00:11:10What were you thinking with that commercial?
00:11:13What?
00:11:13It's supposed to be funny
00:11:14Did someone pass it, Brad?
00:11:15Yeah, but what's with the outfits?
00:11:17Plumbers wearing white gloves?
00:11:19That's right, you gotta have a trademark
00:11:20Gotta stand out
00:11:21Don't listen to them
00:11:23The world laughed at Da Vinci, too
00:11:25I'm not sure they did, Ma
00:11:27Dad, what did you think?
00:11:29I think you're nuts
00:11:31You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream
00:11:35And the worst part?
00:11:37You're bringing your brother down with you
00:11:40Well, thanks, Dad
00:11:42Thanks for your support
00:11:47What'd I say?
00:12:02Hey
00:12:06You're not bringing me down
00:12:08You know what?
00:12:09What do they know, huh?
00:12:11That's not just them
00:12:12Our whole lives, everyone's telling us
00:12:14We can't do this, we can't do that
00:12:17Just sick and tired of feeling so small
00:12:19A water main burst underground
00:12:21It is stopping subway service
00:12:23And flooding downtown Brooklyn
00:12:24Everything is under control, I promise you
00:12:27We are very close to fixing this
00:12:29Somebody help!
00:12:31Somebody save Brooklyn!
00:12:33Save Brooklyn?
00:12:35Luigi
00:12:36This is our chance!
00:12:38Destiny is calling!
00:12:40Destiny Delacchio from high school?
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No!
00:12:43Just come on!
00:12:57I got this
00:13:00You're not even looking in the right place
00:13:02Come on, Lou
00:13:12You're not seriously considering
00:13:14Foulter, y'all!
00:13:25We gotta get to that pressure valve
00:13:30Come on, Lou
00:13:31Come on!
00:13:37Come on!
00:14:11I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:22Whoa.
00:14:25What is this place?
00:14:57What is this place?
00:14:59Looks like nobody's been down here for years.
00:15:03Luigi?
00:15:07Luigi, are you in there?
00:15:15Luigi?
00:15:19What?
00:15:20What?
00:15:24What?
00:15:24What?
00:15:25What?
00:15:32What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:45What?
00:15:50What?
00:15:51A-J?
00:15:53Oh!
00:15:57Give me a hand.
00:15:59It's all going to be okay.
00:16:01How is this going to be okay?
00:16:03I'm telling you.
00:16:04Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together.
00:16:12Go away, bitch.
00:16:17Go away, bitch.
00:16:50Do not catch that mushroom.
00:16:52You'll die.
00:16:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:55That one's perfectly fine.
00:16:57That's a little mushroom, man.
00:16:59A little mushroom, man, talking to me.
00:17:01Pleased to meet you.
00:17:02I'm Toad.
00:17:03Uh, Mario?
00:17:08So this is, uh, this is not a dream?
00:17:11Ah!
00:17:12That hurt, right?
00:17:13Yes!
00:17:14Definitely not a dream.
00:17:16And it's, this place is...
00:17:18The Mushroom Kingdom!
00:17:21Mushrooms?
00:17:21Really?
00:17:22Now that is a cruel twist of fate.
00:17:30Hello?
00:17:33Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
00:17:34My brother, in fact.
00:17:36He looks exactly like me, but tall and skinny.
00:17:38And green.
00:17:39See, last time I saw him, he was falling through a pipe.
00:17:42It was foggy.
00:17:43And can I believe there was lava?
00:17:44Uh, that is not good.
00:17:47Um, your brother has landed in the Dark Lands.
00:17:51They're under Bowser's control.
00:17:55Bowser?
00:17:56He's the most evil, wretched creature alive!
00:18:04I'm taking you to see the princess.
00:18:06She can help you.
00:18:07She can do anything.
00:18:09Princess?
00:18:15Come on, Mario!
00:18:17Our big adventure begins now!
00:18:19Hang on, Luigi.
00:18:32Oh, oh!
00:18:38Oh!
00:18:47Mario? Mario? Where are you?
00:19:17Mario? Yes, you just got Haluigied.
00:19:39I need.
00:20:10Oh, no.
00:20:56This way, Mario. The princess lives right on that hill.
00:21:09Excuse me, everybody. Coming through. Got a big adventure happening right now.
00:21:13Clear the path for us.
00:21:14There you go. Excuse me.
00:21:16Excuse me, everybody. Coming through.
00:21:19This guy's brother is going to die.
00:21:21Immidentally. Out of the way, please.
00:21:24He's trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing.
00:21:25He's going to be fine.
00:21:27Chanterelle. Nice to see you, bud.
00:21:31Does this thing work?
00:21:33Yes, well, really. You just have to flow into it.
00:21:37And? Up we go.
00:21:39Wait up.
00:22:00Okay, so these bricks are just floating here.
00:22:03Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way.
00:22:05It's the only way to fly, man.
00:22:11Oh, wow. Love these pipes.
00:22:33Oh, come on.
00:22:39Here we are. Palace doors. Big, big, boom.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:47Woo.
00:22:49Wow.
00:22:56Pretty impressive. Am I right?
00:23:02Hold it right there, you two.
00:23:04Oh, hey.
00:23:05I need to see the princess.
00:23:07It's an emergency.
00:23:10What princess?
00:23:11I never heard of any princess.
00:23:13Oh, wait. I did.
00:23:15Our princess, though, is in another castle.
00:23:17Oh, yeah. That's right.
00:23:18You should try another castle, maybe.
00:23:20She ain't in this one.
00:23:22Huh?
00:23:23Okay, so they're messing with you.
00:23:25And I don't like it.
00:23:30What do you guys, um...
00:23:32What do you want to eat?
00:23:33Anything, anything your heart's designing.
00:23:35Go.
00:23:36I am ready to scramble it up.
00:23:45Hey!
00:23:46Hey, intruder!
00:23:47Stop it!
00:23:49Hey, daughter!
00:23:51Stop it!
00:23:52No!
00:23:53Stop it!
00:23:55Stop it!
00:23:55Stop it!
00:23:56Stop it!
00:23:56Stop it!
00:24:01Stop it!
00:24:04Stop it!
00:24:06Stop it!
00:24:08Stop it!
00:24:09Counsel, your attention!
00:24:11Bowser has found the Superstar and is headed toward our kingdom.
00:24:16Its power will make him invincible.
00:24:18We will be destroyed.
00:24:23Princess, what are we going to do?
00:24:25I will not let him hurt you.
00:24:33We are going to stop Bowser.
00:24:36How? Look at us. We're adorable.
00:24:39I'm going to convince the great Kong army to help us.
00:24:43Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
00:24:46Their mad king doesn't make alliances.
00:24:49The Kongs will never agree.
00:24:51I can convince him.
00:24:54I'll leave for the jungle kingdom in the morning.
00:24:56Good luck, Princess, for all our sakes.
00:25:11Princess!
00:25:17Princess!
00:25:19Hi!
00:25:22Wait! Release him!
00:25:26Whoa!
00:25:29Are you?
00:25:31No.
00:25:33He's a human!
00:25:34I mean, you are a human, right?
00:25:36It's just, you're so small.
00:25:37Hey!
00:25:38Wait, wait, wait.
00:25:39Let's go back.
00:25:40Where did you come from?
00:25:41Me and my little brother Luigi.
00:25:43We fell down this pipe.
00:25:45And now he's lost.
00:25:46Somewhere in the Darklands.
00:25:48Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser.
00:25:51But you're in luck.
00:25:53I'm on my way to stop him.
00:25:55Well, take me with you.
00:25:56This guy's a lunatic.
00:25:58A psycho.
00:25:59He will eat you for breakfast.
00:26:01He won't even notice it, probably, because you're very, very small.
00:26:06You know what?
00:26:07Make fun of me all you want.
00:26:08But you are going to help me find my brother.
00:26:12Please?
00:26:14Well, okay.
00:26:16Let's see what you're made of.
00:26:18Is that a yes?
00:26:20No.
00:26:20That's a, let's see what you're made of.
00:26:50No.
00:26:52No.
00:26:57Hey!
00:26:59Hey!
00:27:02Hey!
00:27:04Hey!
00:27:12If you can finish this, you're coming with me.
00:27:15Watch and learn.
00:27:40Watch and learn.
00:28:04With the power-ups.
00:28:06They give us special abilities.
00:28:11Really?
00:28:12Go on.
00:28:13Eat it.
00:28:19Now this has to be a mushroom.
00:28:20Because I just hate mushrooms.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:26Are you sure there's not like a...
00:28:27Down the hatch.
00:28:28Yep, there it is.
00:28:29And all gone.
00:28:32Oh, not cool.
00:28:35And...
00:28:37And...
00:28:39And...
00:28:43Whoa!
00:28:48Whoa!
00:28:49I'm tall!
00:28:51And strong.
00:28:54And you can jump.
00:28:57Oh, I got this.
00:28:58No problem.
00:29:12Oh, yeah.
00:29:14When you get hit, you lose the power.
00:29:18Great.
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23Come on.
00:29:24I got it.
00:29:32I got it.
00:29:36Bye.
00:29:36Bye.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:38Right.
00:29:40Christ.
00:29:41And you.
00:29:44Ah.
00:29:49Ah.
00:29:50Oh, my God.
00:30:38Well, we have a long journey ahead of us, Moustache.
00:30:42But I didn't make it.
00:30:43You almost did.
00:30:44No one gets it right away.
00:30:46How many tries did it take you?
00:30:49Oh, so many.
00:30:50I was not good at it.
00:30:52Worse than you.
00:30:54You got it right away, didn't you?
00:30:56I got it right away, but I grew up here.
00:30:58Okay.
00:30:59Now you're just trying to make me feel better.
00:31:00No.
00:31:01No.
00:31:04Is it working?
00:31:05A little bit, yeah.
00:31:11I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:25I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:29I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:30I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:31I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:32I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:34I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:34I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:35I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:35I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:36I'm going to make you feel better.
00:31:37My army! Koopas! Koopas! Whatever those things are!
00:31:44After years of searching for the superstar, it is finally ours!
00:31:49I am now the most powerful turtle in the world!
00:31:54Soon we will arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom!
00:31:57Where after years of being sworn enemies, I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairytale wedding!
00:32:07Hey! Yeah! Did he say marry their princess?
00:32:12Doesn't she hate you?
00:32:14Of course she hates me! But that makes me love her all the more.
00:32:18Her heart-shaped bangs. The way she floats in the breeze. Her immovable tiara.
00:32:25And when she sees this star, oh ho ho ho, wedding bells!
00:32:30Well, what if she says no?
00:32:35Then I will power up with this star and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
00:32:40Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever!
00:32:43It's gonna rock!
00:32:44inspite to beat the Sh
00:32:45It's gonna rock!
00:32:47It's gonna rock!
00:32:51I'llتي!
00:32:52oh ho sì!
00:32:59Doh!
00:33:00Stop it!
00:33:02I'll check my room!
00:33:02quierorsa
00:33:02I'm temporary! Uh...
00:33:04Oh yeah,
00:33:13animals! That...
00:33:49They're all counting on us.
00:33:52No pressure.
00:34:05My toads!
00:34:07Our days of terror are almost over.
00:34:10With the help of the Kong army, we will stop.
00:34:14Uh, who's he?
00:34:18He is not important!
00:34:37Nervous?
00:34:38Who, me?
00:34:40Yes.
00:34:41A little.
00:34:42We're going on an adventure!
00:34:45Come on, guys!
00:34:46Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
00:34:49Hey, Barrio!
00:34:50You know this guy?
00:34:51We're best friends.
00:34:52But are we?
00:34:54Don't worry.
00:34:56I will protect you.
00:34:59A toad brave enough to join me.
00:35:02I fear nothing.
00:35:05Well, that's all it.
00:35:06You're coming with us.
00:35:07Let's move!
00:35:08Ha-ha-ha!
00:35:09I said we're going on an adventure!
00:35:12Woo!
00:35:42Pretty incredible, huh?
00:35:45Not me.
00:35:47I'll never let anyone ruin this.
00:36:04It was so cool.
00:36:08And with my star, we're gonna rule.
00:36:15Peach, understand?
00:36:18I'm gonna love you till the very end.
00:36:25Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches.
00:36:30Peaches are loyal!
00:36:34Oh, bitches!
00:36:37Peaches!
00:36:41What?
00:36:42A report from our intelligence.
00:36:45A mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom.
00:36:50The Princess has been training him.
00:36:53They are up to something, sire.
00:36:58Sit.
00:37:00Jam with me.
00:37:06This, uh, human, where did he come from?
00:37:09We aren't sure.
00:37:12Does the Princess like him?
00:37:15Sire, look in the mirror.
00:37:17You'll have nothing to worry about.
00:37:20I know that.
00:37:21I'm not threatened.
00:37:24Find out who he is and what they're planning.
00:37:29I'm on it, sire.
00:37:31May I lift the cover?
00:37:33Not yet.
00:37:34Pain is the best teacher.
00:37:36No.
00:37:47Thinking about your brother?
00:37:49We never better part this song.
00:37:52Don't worry.
00:37:53We're going to save him.
00:38:10You don't seem like you're from here.
00:38:13I don't know where I'm from.
00:38:16Really?
00:38:17Yep.
00:38:18My earliest memory is arriving.
00:38:28I was so lucky they found me.
00:38:31They took me in.
00:38:34Raised me like one of their own.
00:38:36And when I was ready,
00:38:39they made me their princess.
00:38:47Hey, maybe you're from my world.
00:38:50There's a huge universe out there
00:38:53with a lot of galaxies.
00:38:55Ain't that a lot of galaxies?
00:38:56No.
00:39:13I don't know.
00:39:14Bye-bye.
00:39:14Bye-bye.
00:39:21Jamaica.
00:39:21Visit questions.
00:39:21Bye-bye.
00:39:39You found him in the Darklands.
00:39:47Leave him to me.
00:39:57What is your name?
00:39:59Uh, Luigi.
00:40:03Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
00:40:09Wow, uh, yay.
00:40:13But there's one problem, Luigi.
00:40:15Luigi, there's a human traveling with my fiancée.
00:40:19Has a mustache just like you.
00:40:22Do you know him?
00:40:24No.
00:40:25No.
00:40:26Well, a tough one, I see.
00:40:28Maybe this will get you to talk.
00:40:31Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with a
00:40:35letter of his first name on it?
00:40:37Because I don't.
00:40:40Do you know him?
00:40:42Stop, stop, stop, I know him.
00:40:44Yes, I know him.
00:40:45Yeah, he's my brother Mario and he's the best guy in the world.
00:40:49Do princesses find him attractive?
00:40:51They do, if they have good days.
00:40:56Get him out of my sight.
00:40:58We'll see how tough this Mario is when he watches me kill his brother.
00:41:14Where am I?
00:41:21Home.
00:41:22Pay him no deed.
00:41:25He is cute, but he is.
00:41:27In an insane world, it is the same who is called crazy.
00:41:37How long have you guys been in here?
00:41:39Time, like hope, is an illusion.
00:41:42Please, we are depressed enough.
00:41:45There's got to be a way out of here.
00:41:47There's no escape.
00:41:48The only hope is the sweet relief of death.
00:41:52No!
00:41:53Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:42:19You ready?
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:21Sure.
00:42:31You ready?
00:42:33How are you doing?
00:42:35We are here to see the king.
00:42:40Follow me.
00:42:43That gorilla's wearing a sports coat.
00:42:45Feel underdressed.
00:42:51Hop in.
00:42:54Hop in.
00:42:59Hop in.
00:43:12Oh, that was so fun!
00:43:14Yeah, it was so fun!
00:43:19Wow!
00:43:20Hit it on!
00:43:25No!
00:43:33Let it go!
00:43:38Wow!
00:43:40Woo!
00:43:58Oh, my old meat's coming.
00:44:19Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
00:44:22So, I heard you want my army.
00:44:25Yes, your highness.
00:44:27Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
00:44:32What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the world?
00:44:41Because we have heart.
00:44:43And with your strength, we can win.
00:44:47Okay, fine.
00:44:49That's it?
00:44:49No, that's not it.
00:44:51The answer is no.
00:44:53Goodbye.
00:44:54If the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next.
00:44:57We're not leaving without your army.
00:45:04Who is this guy?
00:45:05Oh, he makes me laugh.
00:45:08All right, tough guy.
00:45:11You want my army so badly?
00:45:13Defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!
00:45:20Give us a second.
00:45:22This is a really, really bad idea.
00:45:25But do you have another way to save my brother?
00:45:27Are you two done whispering?
00:45:29It's a little rude.
00:45:33You, sir, have a deal.
00:45:35I'll fight you, son, and win.
00:45:38I'm sure you will.
00:46:00I'm sure you will.
00:46:31I'm talking, come on.
00:46:34Oh yeah!
00:46:36Hi Dad!
00:46:38No, no! Don't do that! Dad, we back!
00:46:42Enough with the showboating!
00:46:44What do you mean? They like it!
00:46:46What they came here for!
00:46:47Dance and Packs!
00:46:50Okay, simmer down!
00:46:52I said simmer down!
00:46:55That means you did he called D!
00:46:58Sorry.
00:46:59Now, since I want this fight to last more than five seconds,
00:47:04I put power-ups around the arena.
00:47:07You're welcome, Mario!
00:47:10I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body!
00:47:23Alright.
00:47:23Alright.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38Guess you're not getting my army!
00:47:45Is this what you came for?!
00:47:48I love you, D.K.
00:47:51I love you!
00:47:59It is all like Donkey Kong!
00:48:09You're about to pick on someone your own size.
00:48:26I guess he got the wrong mushroom!
00:48:29I guess he got the wrong mushroom!
00:48:51Get up, Mario!
00:48:53Get up, Mario!
00:48:58Get up, Mario!
00:48:59Get up, Mario!
00:49:00Get up, Mario!
00:49:01Get up, Mario!
00:49:04Get up, Mario!
00:49:05Get up, Mario!
00:49:05Get up, Mario!
00:49:06Get up, Mario!
00:49:07See ya!
00:49:08I can see you.
00:49:09...
00:49:16Have you had enough?
00:49:21Not.
00:49:21Even.
00:49:23Close.
00:49:23Who else?
00:49:35Mario!
00:49:38It's a me!
00:49:41The fuck!
00:50:00He looks adorable!
00:50:02He really does.
00:50:04Oh, I'm a cat!
00:50:07You got the cat box!
00:50:09Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:50:14Now you die.
00:50:17I'm a cat!
00:50:26Meow!
00:50:48Woohoo!
00:50:53Ah!
00:51:00Had enough.
00:51:03Not even close.
00:51:08I take that as a yes.
00:51:11Oh.
00:51:18Yes!
00:51:19That's my best friend!
00:51:21Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!
00:51:25Yeah, yeah.
00:51:30That was incredible.
00:51:33He kept beating you senseless and you just kept getting back up.
00:51:37You just don't know when to quit.
00:51:39Well, never thought of that as a good thing.
00:51:42It's a great thing.
00:51:44Thanks.
00:51:45I...
00:51:46I let him win!
00:51:47Just for the record.
00:51:48Really? No?
00:51:49Why would you do that?
00:51:50You wanna know why?
00:51:51It's mind your own business!
00:51:53That's why!
00:51:55Alright, giant monkey.
00:51:56Enough!
00:51:57Get inside!
00:52:01We've located Bowser's ship.
00:52:03He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown.
00:52:07Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.
00:52:10We beat him there and ambushed him!
00:52:14Yeah, I know.
00:52:16That's why!
00:52:17We're gonna need carts!
00:52:19Wh-
00:52:25No!
00:52:28No!
00:52:30No!
00:52:31No, no!
00:52:33No!
00:52:37Find your cart!
00:52:37Well, what're you waiting for?
00:52:40Pick your carts!
00:52:42No!
00:52:43No!
00:53:43To the Mushroom Kingdom and the biggest fight of our lives.
00:53:48Here we go!
00:54:08Princess Peach?
00:54:10Here we are.
00:54:11I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
00:54:19Let's rule the world.
00:54:21Together.
00:54:23Forever.
00:54:24Will you marry me?
00:54:26Ah, yes!
00:54:29Ahem.
00:54:30What?
00:54:31We have found the princess and the mustachioed human.
00:54:34He has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong army.
00:54:39So like Peach was super impressed?
00:54:41It appears so, yes.
00:54:43They are heading toward their secret passage.
00:54:45Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?
00:54:48Two can play at that game.
00:55:12No one panicked, but the road is about to end.
00:55:16Oh, then you've got to step on the gas and buckle on!
00:55:24Help! Help! Help!
00:55:49Woo-hoo!
00:55:51Is there anything like this in your world?
00:55:54What?
00:55:55Is there anything like this in your world?
00:55:59No.
00:56:00We don't drive on rainbows.
00:56:02What are you going to tell me next?
00:56:04That the turtles are evil?
00:56:06No, no.
00:56:07They're usually pets.
00:56:08No way.
00:56:10Come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
00:56:13Maybe I will.
00:56:15Dude, is this you flirting?
00:56:17This is painful.
00:56:18I was trying to be nice.
00:56:20You're so embarrassing.
00:56:21A princess would never go out with you.
00:56:24Yes, she would.
00:56:24I guarantee she would.
00:56:26Guys, enough.
00:56:28All right, all right.
00:56:38Attack!
00:56:49It's an ambush!
00:56:51It's an ambush!
00:56:53Defensive position!
00:57:11Mario!
00:57:12You're a shit man!
00:57:17Split up!
00:57:20Mario!
00:57:22Mario!
00:57:25Mario!
00:57:26Get home!
00:57:29Get home!
00:57:31Get home!
00:57:32Get home!
00:57:33Get home!
00:57:36Get home!
00:57:39Get home!
00:57:41Get home!
00:57:44Get home!
00:57:47Get home!
00:57:48Get home!
00:57:48Whoa!
00:58:20Whoa!
00:58:33I killed you tonight!
00:58:45That is how you princess
00:58:59Time to die, Mario
00:59:22See ya
00:59:39You can't escape me
00:59:43What?
00:59:44Blue shell
00:59:51No
01:00:02No, Mario
01:00:04No, no
01:00:14Get your clown claws off of me
01:00:21Goodbye, Mario
01:00:22We have to get home
01:00:31And this is your fault
01:00:35Oh, my fault
01:00:36The other one
01:00:36Stop driving
01:00:37I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your
01:00:46Oh, my God
01:00:53Oh, my God
01:00:56Oh, my God
01:01:03Oh, my God
01:01:11Mario
01:01:12You saved my life
01:01:14Yeah, well
01:01:15I won't tell anyone
01:01:16Good, please don't
01:01:18Okay
01:01:20Uh, did you just feel something?
01:01:27Swim
01:01:45Mouth is on his way
01:01:46You have to evacuate
01:01:50Hurry
01:01:51Get out of the city
01:02:06Princess
01:02:08We lost the army
01:02:09And Mario's gone
01:02:13Bowser is coming
01:02:15Head into the forest
01:02:17I'll buy you some time
01:02:18You heard her
01:02:19Evacuate the city
01:02:23Go with the others
01:02:24I said
01:02:25I wouldn't let anyone hurt you
01:02:36Just leave it
01:02:38They're so tired
01:02:43You're so tired
01:02:50I doubt it
01:03:34Princess Peach, brave as ever.
01:03:40As you can see, I have the superstar.
01:03:44If you're going to use it, use it now.
01:03:51No, princess. I stole this star for us.
01:03:55I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
01:04:01I told you that line wouldn't work.
01:04:04You're doing great.
01:04:06Peaches, with this star, we will be invincible.
01:04:10We can rule the world together, forever.
01:04:14Will you marry me?
01:04:17Marry you? Are you insane?
01:04:20I would never marry you.
01:04:22Maybe you should reconsider.
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:28No!
01:04:29Stop!
01:04:32Please, stop!
01:04:33I'll marry you.
01:04:35Just don't hurt my toes.
01:04:39God.
01:04:41You have my word.
01:04:51Time for winning!
01:05:05Life in prison is very, very sad.
01:05:20Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
01:05:24Who's this ray of sunshine?
01:05:26There's no sunshine.
01:05:28Only darkness.
01:05:29Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
01:05:31Hello, prisoners.
01:05:33You don't deserve this, but you're invited to the royal wedding!
01:05:39Yay!
01:05:40Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!
01:05:45Ah!
01:05:46Oh, no, no, no!
01:05:49Finally, Marcy.
01:05:52Mario!
01:05:54Mario!
01:05:55Mario!
01:06:07So this is the end.
01:06:08Being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls.
01:06:12Well, at least your brother isn't going to die because of you.
01:06:15At least you're not going to die with your dad thinking you're a joke.
01:06:18And what my dad thinks I'm a joke, too.
01:06:21Yeah.
01:06:22Well, your dad's right!
01:06:24You know what?
01:06:24I feel bad enough.
01:06:26Just leave me alone.
01:06:27I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant.
01:06:29Just go over the corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey!
01:06:33I am your sinner-tie who smashes things!
01:06:40No, no, no, no!
01:07:07Ah! That was amazing!
01:07:09Power even!
01:07:40Princess! I got it!
01:07:42Great job! Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.
01:07:46It's perfect.
01:08:14I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
01:08:18Lower the prisoners!
01:08:27D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
01:08:30-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
01:08:30Huh? Drama!
01:08:33You really thought I'd marry you?
01:08:37Kinda.
01:08:38I'd never marry a monster.
01:08:42Then we are breaking up! Right now!
01:09:09They gotta be up there!
01:09:14Fire!
01:09:24You wanna do this?
01:09:25Yes, I do!
01:09:36Yes!
01:09:37Fire!
01:09:53This is fun!
01:10:03Hey, what is this doing?
01:10:14Cool Raku suits!
01:10:16Really?
01:10:16Not at all!
01:10:35No!
01:10:36No!
01:10:36No!
01:10:36No!
01:11:01No!
01:11:20Mario!
01:11:20Mario!
01:11:25I told you!
01:11:27See?
01:11:27As long as we're together, everything is gonna be okay!
01:11:34Mario, why do you look like a bear?
01:11:35What is this?
01:11:40You did good, kid!
01:11:42Make your pets dance!
01:11:43You deserve it!
01:11:44No time now!
01:11:45Definitely later!
01:11:59Launch the barber bill and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
01:12:24Hey!
01:12:25Hey!
01:12:25Hey!
01:12:26Over here!
01:12:37You asked for it!
01:12:42Hey!
01:12:48Hey!
01:12:49Hey!
01:12:51Hey!
01:12:52Hey!
01:12:54Hey!
01:12:56Hey!
01:12:58Hey!
01:13:08Hey!
01:13:09Hey!
01:13:09Hey!
01:13:09Ow!
01:13:13Really?
01:13:18Follow me!
01:13:25Come on.
01:13:29A little closer.
01:13:33Mamma mia!
01:13:46Huh?
01:13:48Huh?
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:52Ah!
01:13:54Ah!
01:13:58Oh!
01:14:02There you are!
01:14:04Ah!
01:14:05Ah!
01:14:06Ah!
01:14:08Ah!
01:14:09Ah!
01:14:14Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:15That's beautiful.
01:14:16You make it right.
01:14:17Oh.
01:14:19Huh?
01:14:21Oh!
01:14:23Ah!
01:14:24Ah!
01:14:27Ah!
01:14:34Ah!
01:14:36Ah!
01:14:41Ah!
01:14:44Brooklyn?
01:14:45Ah!
01:14:47Mario!
01:14:48You almost dented my...
01:14:50You almost dented my...
01:14:53Woo!
01:14:55No!
01:15:00No!
01:15:03No!
01:15:05No!
01:15:06No!
01:15:08No!
01:15:22Mario!
01:15:28You want this?
01:15:42You ruined my wedding!
01:15:45I was finally gonna be happy!
01:15:49Now you will suffer!
01:15:52Like me!
01:16:10You really thought you could stop me?
01:16:13You worthless, weak little nothing!
01:16:17Come out and fight!
01:16:18Or are you too scared?
01:16:25Just what I thought!
01:16:49To save Brooklyn!
01:16:51To save Brooklyn!
01:16:53To save Brooklyn!
01:17:12That's a call!
01:17:19Hey!
01:17:21Leave him alone!
01:17:24Mario!
01:17:26You just don't know when to quit!
01:17:29Yeah, I've been told that before!
01:17:35Mario!
01:17:36Mario!
01:17:38The star!
01:17:41No!
01:17:42That's mine!
01:18:07Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together.
01:18:20No!
01:18:43RIP UP YOUR PIECES!
01:18:57A HIGH FIGHT!
01:18:58A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:16MAMMA MIA!
01:19:23A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:28A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:29A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:33A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:39A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:40A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:43A HIGH FIGHT!
01:19:45A HIGH FIGHT!
01:20:01A HIGH FIGHT!
01:20:08A HIGH FIGHT!
01:20:10A HIGH FIGHT!
01:20:10BEACHES!
01:20:11A HIGH FIGHT!
01:20:13listen this is not the way i pictured it but give me one more chance!
01:20:17ew!
01:20:17no!
01:20:19NONONONONONONO!
01:20:21Hey, hey, daddy, you're not cool.
01:20:25Ah, he got the blue mushroom.
01:20:27Hey, I told you I'd get you a pet turtle.
01:20:30Not bad, Mustache.
01:20:32And Luigi, you're so brave.
01:20:35Oh, thanks.
01:20:37Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
01:20:38Oh, my boy, my hero.
01:20:41Woo-hoo.
01:20:43Mario, you are amazing.
01:20:47Thanks, Dad.
01:20:49Oh, bring it in.
01:20:57Let's hear it for the Super Mario Brothers.
01:21:10These are my boys.
01:21:13Hey.
01:21:15Woo-hoo.
01:21:17Woo-hoo.
01:21:17Woo-hoo.
01:21:19Woo-hoo.
01:21:21Woo-hoo.
01:21:23Woo-hoo.
01:21:37Woo-hoo.
01:21:41Woo-hoo.
01:21:42Out in the night
01:21:44It's just raining
01:21:45Everybody's in the lake
01:21:48And don't you know
01:21:49It's a beautiful day
01:21:52Hey
01:21:54Woohoo!
01:21:55Woohoo!
01:21:59Woohoo!
01:22:06Woohoo!
01:22:20Now that's a happy ending
01:22:21Or is it?
01:22:23Because everything's over now
01:22:25And all that's left is you and the infinite void
01:22:30Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh?
01:22:43Woohoo!
01:22:44Woohoo!
01:22:46Woohoo!
01:22:48Woohoo!
01:22:54Hello?
01:23:10Thank you
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