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00:03I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby?
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:13Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, Simon?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23Honey!
00:24No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22I'm sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just don't ask in there, girl.
01:42Don't empty yourself now, you hear?
01:44Here!
01:44Oh, yeah!
01:45Look who's in the house!
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50He's been back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad?
01:53Come on, man.
01:55Call me Josh.
01:56Or J. Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:01We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive, most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I don't know where the shades end.
02:21I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:28The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49Everyone's an actor or a model and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:05You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:24Fun while it lasts.
03:39Shit.
03:40Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:10What the hell?
04:41What the hell?
04:49What the hell?
04:54What the hell?
04:56Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:58Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:04Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:15Oh!
05:18Oh!
05:19Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden, my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in.
05:45Whoa, I'm leaving.
06:04No.
06:11Damar, uh, you okay?
06:14Yeah, yeah.
06:15It's just kind of been a weird day.
06:17That's all.
06:18Sorry.
06:19No, no, it's fine.
06:20Listen, we are totally packed tonight, pushing it on the fire code, so just, you know, don't
06:23let anyone else in until it clears out a bit.
06:26I got you.
06:26Beads of fuzz, kids of little dandelion fuzz, and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer!
06:35A drink in my hand, my snow's against the burning fence, probably game gorgeous.
06:41And in the summer, we're melting, melting bitches!
06:48Summer, summer, and in the summer!
07:00What the hell is that?
07:04Hey, stop!
07:09I can't get it open!
07:10Keep crying!
07:11I'm gonna call the fire department.
07:13Get that door open!
07:14Okay!
07:16Hold on!
07:41The door was jammed.
07:43Quick, go through me!
07:44What do you mean?
07:45Go through me!
07:47I don't believe it.
07:48What is he saying?
07:49I think he said he wants us inside him.
07:51Pass.
07:52He's saying he wants us to go through him.
08:00How does, how do I do this?
08:02Do I just enter you or?
08:03I really don't know, really.
08:04Uh, hold on, just give me a second.
08:07Now, now!
08:08Okay.
08:10Alright?
08:10Oh, look at that, there's the other side.
08:18Shit.
08:19It works!
08:20Everyone follow me!
08:21Exit through Damar!
08:31Hurry, this shit ain't easy!
08:38Hey, Jesus!
08:40Sorry, man.
08:40I didn't mean to scare you.
08:41I just wanted to come out here and say thank you.
08:44I don't sweat it.
08:46I'm sure anybody would have done that.
08:47Are you being serious right now?
08:48You just saved everybody's life in that building.
08:51You just saved my life.
08:53I gotta pay you back.
08:55I don't need anything.
08:56Good.
08:57Having a new job.
08:58What?
08:59Damar, after what you did tonight, there's no way, no offense, that you can go be a doorman
09:05anymore.
09:05Come work for me.
09:06I'll put you on the payroll.
09:08Look, Mr. J. Gadd, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here.
09:11Got a good ball.
09:12Starting salary is 200K plus benefits.
09:15Yeah, that'll work.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Josh Gadd is in the news again.
09:19The Frozen Star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super-powered personal
09:23valet.
09:24The man in question appears to be Damar Davis, former Wilcox employee, who's affectionately
09:29been dubbed Doorman.
09:30He's been spotted all over town with Josh and seemingly has the power to move himself
09:34and his boss to the nightclub.
09:36Now, it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of Gadd.
09:41Meanwhile, this Mormon has just booked a new project, an action comedy called Cash Grab.
09:46You might say this former LeFou is Gaston Rol.
09:56Dying for some sugar.
09:57They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
09:59But it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie.
10:02You know what I'm saying?
10:04Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
10:06Oh, I heard of that.
10:08Damar, right?
10:08Yeah.
10:09The doormat.
10:10Live and direct.
10:12Ding dong.
10:14You're a funny guy.
10:16Yeah.
10:17You ever think about acting?
10:19Nah.
10:20Not my thing, Frank.
10:23Besides, who can get J. Gadd his snack plate?
10:26True.
10:26Keep it.
10:27You never know.
10:28It's just, you know, the heist is flowing flat.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:33I agree.
10:33I think we need something more original.
10:35Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
10:37I always liked that version.
10:38Snatched you some crap Rangoons before they got housed.
10:42Or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them.
10:47The vault needs to be impenetrable.
10:48The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out.
10:56Um, I may have something.
10:58Look, man, I want to help out.
11:01I can't act.
11:02Who cares?
11:03I can't act.
11:04It's never stopped me from being an actor.
11:06We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
11:08This will be easy, I'm telling you.
11:10You know what's easy?
11:10If you bring somebody else in.
11:12Keep the idea.
11:13Brilliant idea.
11:14Bring in a real actor.
11:16Then you can fake it with CGI.
11:18Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you.
11:21People know who you are.
11:23They would go crazy.
11:25I don't know.
11:26I'm more comfortable behind the scenes.
11:28Damar, there is a reason that you are making headlines.
11:32You have something that other people just don't.
11:35It's, uh, a charisma, a charm.
11:38On top of all of that, you can become a door.
11:41It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap.
11:46You do realize that, right?
11:52All right.
11:53Yeah.
11:54All right.
11:55It's gonna be great.
12:02Vamos a la playa, amigos.
12:03We've been training 10 years for this, and now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash.
12:16Oh, don't shoot it!
12:18You trapped!
12:20I knew you trapped the silent alarm!
12:22What difference does it make?
12:23We're all gonna die!
12:24Hey!
12:25Keep it together, you two.
12:26Why, Jake?
12:27It's time to panic!
12:28I wouldn't be so sure about that.
12:33Ding-dong, mother...
12:35Dormin!
12:38Dormin!
12:39Dormin!
12:40Dormin!
12:41Dormin!
12:42Dormin!
12:44Dormin!
12:45What did I tell you, huh?
12:47I love you!
12:50And things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy family when special guest Damar Dormin-Davis comes a-knockin'.
12:58There's the door, man.
13:05Where is that thing?
13:07I'm so embarrassed.
13:09Hold on, I got this.
13:17Ding dong, baby.
13:19Ding to the dome.
13:20The people are real.
13:22The rulings are real.
13:23And this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
13:26Ding dong.
13:27I said ding dong.
13:28You ding dong.
13:29I am a book fan.
13:31You want to pick?
13:32Okay.
13:37I remember this place.
13:40Dang, girl, you done got found.
13:41What's up?
13:42Yo.
13:43Mind if I come in for a drink?
13:44Oh, of course.
13:45It's a doorman, please.
13:46Head right in.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Oh, the thing's quiet there.
13:49Why don't you come have a drink with us?
13:51Oh, I love that.
13:53Ding dong.
13:54Dikes!
13:55Dikes!
13:56Dikes!
13:57Dikes!
13:59Action!
14:00Dance!
14:01Dance!
14:02Dance!
14:03Dance!
14:03You'll be dancing like a happy Hollywood.
14:06Oh, yeah!
14:07You'll be dancing like a happy Hollywood.
14:10All right.
14:11Happy Hollywood!
14:12Happy Hollywood!
14:13Happy Hollywood!
14:14So true!
14:15Happy Hollywood!
14:16Happy Hollywood!
14:18Woo!
14:19Yeah!
14:20Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
14:23Oh, Bridget, what's up, girl?
14:25Bridget!
14:26Yo, Bridget!
14:26Oh, what's going on?
14:29Wow.
14:31Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey, number one club owner in L.A.
14:34And an amazing boss.
14:36Wow, look at you.
14:38You look great, kid.
14:40I heard you got a movie out.
14:41Ding dong.
14:42I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:44Yes?
14:44Don't worry about it.
14:45How are you doing?
14:46Me?
14:46Yeah.
14:47You know, same old, same old.
14:49So, uh, you happy?
14:53Damn straight.
14:54Just got off the phone with my agent.
14:56He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:01Wow.
15:02Life's about to change.
15:11What the hell?
15:13Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:15That's a good one, Samuel.
15:18Mark that one.
15:20Please tell me when it's 15 minutes are up.
15:26You're real tired of this ding-dong business.
15:30Some fools are hatin', but doorman still makes me smile.
15:39I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:41Let me know if you need anything else.
15:42Will do.
15:44Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:49Or go to town with this brown.
15:55Door, man.
15:56Yo, this is crazy.
15:57I'm such a huge fan, bro.
15:59Good to meet you, bro.
16:00I appreciate that.
16:01Yeah.
16:02So, hey, look.
16:03I was looking over the pages.
16:04Yeah, man.
16:04We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:06Go easy on me.
16:07No, no.
16:07It ain't that.
16:08It's just...
16:09I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:11Don't sweat it.
16:12People love where you can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:14Trust me.
16:14Okay.
16:15Cool.
16:16I got to get back out to rehearsal.
16:17I'll see you out there.
16:18For sure.
16:21Hey.
16:28What's up, y'all?
16:29It's me, D-list actor and literal door, Damar Davis, a.k.a. Doorman.
16:33And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight.
16:40I'm a little thirsty.
16:41A little thirsty?
16:42Let me see what I can do.
16:43Oh, wow.
16:50Tastes like door.
16:52A ding-dong.
16:54What else I got up in here?
16:56Oh.
16:56Oh, my mixtape.
16:59This is my mixtape.
17:00I've been looking for this.
17:02Ding-dong.
17:03Oh.
17:04I call this the go long ding-dong.
17:12Oh.
17:13What's up, Damar?
17:15Hey.
17:15What are you doing here?
17:16I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
17:19Earl, come on.
17:20You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:22And that impression?
17:24Ding-dong.
17:25I mean, who is that?
17:26That's not me, is it?
17:28I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:30You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella
17:35Adler Academy.
17:36Really?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Well, let's see some of that training.
17:55Last poor Yurick.
17:58I knew him, Horatio.
18:01I knew him, Horatio.
18:10With my diet, sometimes I have trouble getting things to move through me.
18:15Try ExpoLax.
18:16It'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine.
18:20Doorman.
18:21Boundaries.
18:22Ding dong.
18:26ExpoLax.
18:27A new black cherry flavor.
18:30Whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:31Sure you don't want to slow down there, pal?
18:35You are late.
18:37Well, I'm here now.
18:39What do you want to talk about?
18:41ExpoLax.
18:42They said the campaign will be smart and elevated, like Seinfeld and American Express with these.
18:47Yeah, about that, Ogilvy's cutting the contract short.
18:53They just feel the joke's a little stale.
18:57Exactly.
18:58That's why we need to come up with some new ideas.
19:00Let me picture something.
19:01It's too late, Damar.
19:02They already signed Michael Strahan, so.
19:04Strahan?
19:05Yeah.
19:06That doesn't even make sense.
19:07Just a normal guy.
19:08He is charming AF and apparently suffers from chronic constipation.
19:12Damn.
19:14Can we fight this?
19:15I mean, we got a contract, right?
19:17I don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency.
19:20Things are getting pretty tight.
19:22Behind on car payments and a few other things.
19:25Oh, come on, Damar.
19:26You got to be more careful with your money.
19:28You know how this business works.
19:31You can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands.
19:35You've never said that.
19:37I'm saying it now.
19:41You don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about, right?
19:44Just a door thing.
19:46Cool.
19:47Okay.
19:48Well, look.
19:49This is a dip.
19:50This is a tiny little dip.
19:51We're going to get back on top.
19:53We're going to get you something better.
19:54Something smart and elevated.
19:58Trust me.
20:01That's right.
20:01This, you don't even need this no more.
20:03This is a drum.
20:04Because with the potato bag, your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the outside.
20:09Why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag?
20:12Just drop it and plop it in the microwave.
20:16You hear that sound?
20:17I think the potatoes just said ding dong.
20:22Whew.
20:23Well, it looks like doorman is back in the news.
20:25Only this time, the overnight success finds himself in a bit of hot water.
20:30Steam might be a potato bag product, which has been found to cause severe steam burns.
20:35Ouch.
20:37Hey, doorknobs.
20:38I just wanted to get on today just to let you know that I'm sorry to the hundreds of you
20:43who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag.
20:46I want you to know that I'm in full support of the class action lawsuit and that I, too, was
20:53misled by Food America Product Incorporated.
20:57I think at this moment I need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all
21:04this is going for me and for you.
21:06So stay supportive, and I will stay supporting you.
21:09Keep knocking.
21:12Sam.
21:35Oh, shit.
21:37There's my best friend.
21:38Miss you, man.
21:40I miss you more.
21:40Guess what, though?
21:41Studio One's cash grab, too.
21:42Really?
21:43Hell yeah.
21:44You bullshitting.
21:45Nah, man.
21:46We're getting the band back together.
21:48You in?
21:48Of course.
21:49I'm in.
21:50Ah, beautiful, man.
21:51Let's do it.
21:52Yeah?
21:53Hell yeah.
21:53Amazing.
21:54All right, I'll be in touch, bud.
21:56All right.
22:05Don't mess this up.
22:07Don't mess this up.
22:19Stop, Florida.
22:20That's ding dong.
22:22And you're a pierced.
22:29They're inviting you to set, again.
22:31I'm coming.
22:34Tamar?
22:36Go ahead.
22:39Oh, shit.
22:43Cash grab two apart.
22:44There's up in our game on the stunts.
22:45Hey, you want an incredible hulk, huh?
22:47You ain't that tall.
22:48Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
22:50The stunts?
22:50Of course.
22:51Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
22:54Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
22:55Mark, you good, bud?
22:56Yeah, I'm good to go.
22:57Okay.
22:59GTG.
23:00Tamar.
23:01Tamar.
23:03And action!
23:11We only get one shot at this if you stop them.
23:13You ready?
23:14Always.
23:15Jake!
23:18We're in position.
23:19They're in place.
23:22Here we go.
23:38I'm going through.
24:02Where is he?
24:04He didn't come out.
24:11Take it!
24:21Where is Josh Gad?
24:23The world wants to know.
24:25It's been months since he disappeared inside Damar Davis,
24:28and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:32We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:38Damar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
24:42We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
24:48While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of Damar Davis,
24:54Hollywood is now waiting.
24:56Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:01They're calling it the doormat clause.
25:04Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:12The insurance required now? Astronomical.
25:15Everything okay?
25:18Is it bad news?
25:20Oh, no.
25:21It's good.
25:22It's all good.
25:41I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee,
25:45and I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
25:50Now, everybody knows my name no matter where I go,
25:55but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:02Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid,
26:07a million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:11In my bell-bottom jumpsuit with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:16I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:21From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills,
26:26from a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill,
26:31from moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose,
26:35but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41Now, there's only one small problem.
26:44Sometimes I get disturbed.
26:46The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
26:50But still, I think it's worth it,
26:52and I just thought you should know
26:54that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
26:58I went from pop beats to diamonds,
27:02from car coats to fur,
27:04from Kmart to Gucci's,
27:07from here no telling where,
27:08from hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast,
27:13but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:28Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:30and imagine what it'd be like
27:32when summer does come.
27:36He's the bus,
27:38kids will blow dandelion fuzz,
27:40and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
27:45I trick in my hand,
27:47my snow up against the burning sand,
27:50probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
27:55You'll finally see a summer breeze
27:58blow away a winter storm,
27:59and find out what happens to solid water
28:02when it gets warm.
28:05And I can't wait to see
28:07what my buddies all think of me.
28:09Just imagine how much cooler I'll be
28:12in summer,
28:14summer,
28:16summer,
28:17summer,
28:18summer,
28:18summer,
28:19in summer.
28:35The hacks of the cold are both so intense,
28:38put them together,
28:39it just makes sense.
28:44Winters are good times to stay in and cuddle,
28:46but put me in summer and I'll be a...
28:48Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Hoppy Mailman!
28:52Happy, Hoppy, Hoppy Mailman!
29:00Shouldn't Look The Burnman!
29:12Winters, or good, that you sail in analog!
29:16Winters are good at this, winters are good at this, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle.
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