Things donβt go as plannedβ¦ ππ₯ In Going Dutch S02E10 (2026), friendships are put to the test as unexpected situations create tension, humor, and surprising moments.
As emotions mix with chaos, every decision leads to something unpredictable and unforgettable.
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00:09Oh, my back.
00:11Oh, my God.
00:20Bacon.
00:24Come on, Bacon.
00:27I've defended my country my whole life.
00:29Please let me out this bacon.
00:34Something is definitely wrong.
00:35You know that the colonel thinks it's five minutes early.
00:37It's ten minutes late.
00:37I'm sure it's fine.
00:38It's only 8.03.
00:39It's 8.03?
00:41Oh, my God.
00:42He's probably dead.
00:42He's probably dead.
00:43We're going to go, right?
00:44Let's check on him.
00:44Yeah.
00:45Just double check.
00:47Hello.
00:48No one is available.
00:49Of course, that went to the voicemail he's never set up.
00:51I'm going to go check on him.
00:53He's been putting a down payment on a heart attack for a while.
00:55Oh, last week he told me he was in his bacon era.
00:57I have been begging him to cut down to his lap every other day.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:06You're not dead.
01:07Just horribly injured.
01:09What happened?
01:10Come here.
01:11I've got something to tell you.
01:13Dad, Dad.
01:13I'm here.
01:14It's important.
01:15Yeah.
01:15Put the bacon in my mouth.
01:22Floor bacon first.
01:25Floor bacon?
01:26I can't let the bacon win.
01:31Oh, yeah.
01:34Yeah.
02:00Rest up.
02:02Doctor's orders.
02:03Doctor's orders.
02:03You know, you slip a couple discs and all of a sudden the doctor is like at the top of
02:06the chain of command.
02:07Look, the base is in good hands.
02:09Shaw and I are going to hold it down until you're up on your feet.
02:11Let's get you set up with that World War II documentary you've been going on and on
02:15about.
02:16Unseen footage of American troops trashing Hitler's hideout.
02:19Just let the doctor order.
02:20I know.
02:20There you go.
02:21The bunker inside the bunker.
02:22Water, meds, anything else you need before I go.
02:24Now they're at the bunker.
02:25Do you need any more like...
02:27Shh.
02:27That's the door.
02:28They're opening the door.
02:28They're going to the bunker inside the bunker.
02:30Did I get you in?
02:30Shh.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:32These are the steps that lead down to the steps that lead down to the bunker inside
02:35the bunker.
02:37I'm going to rewind.
02:38Ow.
02:39Ow.
02:43Oh, hey.
02:43I didn't know that you were going to be here working.
02:45But that's cool.
02:46That's very cool.
02:46I'll just stick to my office.
02:47It's totally fine.
02:48You can work in here.
02:48Do you want to work in here?
02:49I'm good.
02:49I can go there.
02:50I can be anywhere.
02:51But we can work in the same room.
02:52I know that you didn't want to get romantically involved because you said it was unprofessional
02:56and I respect that.
02:57So I'm cool.
02:58If you're cool, we could.
03:00That's great.
03:01Okay.
03:01That's great.
03:02Yeah.
03:02We're just going to keep it pro, you know?
03:05Keep it pro.
03:05Keeping it pro.
03:06We don't have to act on every feeling that we have.
03:07No, certainly not.
03:08I mean, if everyone did that, the world would be complete chaos.
03:11It would be murdering all the time.
03:12Yeah.
03:12Sex on the streets, right?
03:14I mean, I would be doing the murdering one.
03:15That's what I would be doing if I had the choice between the two.
03:18But we're just pros keeping it pro, so.
03:19Yep, yep.
03:20Just.
03:21All right.
03:25Oh.
03:30You want to?
03:31Well, you can.
03:32All right.
03:32No, it's okay.
03:34My answer phone.
03:38Hello, Major Shah?
03:40Uh-huh.
03:41Yeah, okay.
03:42Uh-huh.
03:42Yep, yep, yep.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Uh-huh.
03:45Got it.
03:46Yes, I will be right out.
03:47Mm, looks like there's a report of a landmine in a nearby farm field, so I should probably...
03:51Oh, was that the weird farmer?
03:52Shot that crank calls like twice a week.
03:54Last time we were there, you dug up sardine cans.
03:56Okay, yeah, yeah, but I probably should just go make sure.
03:58So, I'll assemble an UXO team to take over there, and you stay here.
04:02Um, adios, amiga.
04:03Okay.
04:05That was terrible.
04:06When locals find unexploded military devices, they call the Army.
04:10So, as the UXO team, we've been tasked with sweeping for landmines at a local farm.
04:14Now, as someone with extensive landmine diffusal experience, I've worked with the best of the best.
04:18You know the team from the Hurt Locker?
04:20Mm-hmm.
04:20When they got scared, they came to us.
04:21And I've pretended to see that movie on so many dates.
04:24Okay, well, before we get into the nitty-gritty of it all, I assume you both read the training manual.
04:28Don't need a manual when you got a UXO.
04:31A what?
04:32The robotic UXO, the latest and greatest in landmine detection technology, capable of using high-tech sonar to safely identify
04:40minds from every era of modern war.
04:43Also, he's cute as hell.
04:45I am Ruxo.
04:46I am ready to serve.
04:47But I know what you're wondering.
04:48Can he dance?
04:49Wasn't wondering that.
04:50I can dance.
04:51I hacked his code.
04:52Five, six, seven, eight!
04:54I can dance.
04:57I can dance.
04:59That was really entertaining.
05:01Let's turn that off now.
05:02Beep-boop.
05:02Very good, Ruxo.
05:03Great dancing.
05:04But you're otherwise useless.
05:05Because unexpected problems always arise.
05:08Things a robot isn't programmed to do.
05:10But I can make real-time adjustments in the field.
05:13Well, the army is ordering us to use Ruxo in any landmine clearing, so...
05:19Okay, fine.
05:19We can bring Private Ruxo.
05:21Oh, actually, he's a major.
05:22Major?
05:23Same rank as me.
05:24That's great.
05:26I don't love that salute.
05:28Today we have the DFAC inventory check due.
05:31So if it's cool with you guys, and I'm so sorry to even ask you to do this,
05:34because I know how annoying it could be.
05:36And obviously let me know if it's too much, but it would be so, so awesome if you guys could
05:40handle that.
05:41And if any issues arise, obviously let me know, but I don't think that there will be.
05:45Would you guys be able to handle that?
05:47Sorry, what?
05:48You know what?
05:50I'm just going to do it.
05:51I will add that to my list.
05:55So what do I do with these performance reviews that the colonel asked me to file?
05:59The performance reviews of every soldier on the base?
06:02Mm-hmm.
06:02I will go ahead and take care of that as well.
06:04Yeah, absolutely.
06:04Get that off your plate.
06:06You're the best.
06:07Oh, well, you guys are, um, well, dismissed.
06:11I'm going to go lay down.
06:12Okay.
06:13Bye, Gideon.
06:13Bye.
06:14All right.
06:15Let's see what the colonel has to say about me.
06:21All right.
06:23Captain Maggie Quinn.
06:24Da-da-da-da.
06:25A standout officer.
06:28Soldiers under her command gave her exemplary marks, which proves that she is overly concerned
06:32with being liked.
06:38What?
06:42So what, we're supposed to just sit here and watch Wally work?
06:44Yeah.
06:45Yeah, that's a good idea.
06:45We should sit.
06:46We should sit.
06:47We should sit down and relax.
06:50Unbelievable.
06:51Oh, Mr. Shaw.
06:51Uh-huh.
06:52She's your butt?
06:53I'm good.
06:54Oh, Shaw.
06:55Pop a squat.
06:56I'm going to be standing.
06:57Okay.
06:58Oh, that's weird.
07:00Our hero seems to be stuck in the mud.
07:03Help.
07:04Help.
07:05Help.
07:05That's funny.
07:06Help.
07:06Ruxo is stuck in the mud.
07:08You know who's never been stuck in the mud?
07:09Me.
07:10Human me.
07:10For a human, you're not having much compassion right now.
07:13Imagine how scared he is out there.
07:14Scared?
07:15What are we going to do?
07:16Yeah.
07:16We can't leave a man behind.
07:17That's like the one thing I know about the military.
07:19It's not a man.
07:20It's a machine that we're going to be throwing away in the scrapyard very soon.
07:23Hello.
07:24Is this a 700-second EOD company?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Great.
07:26This is Major Abraham Shaw with USAG Stroopstorf.
07:29The robot that you're trying to replace me with is disabled in the field.
07:33Help me.
07:34Help me.
07:34Uh-huh.
07:35Okay.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Mm-hmm.
07:37Yes.
07:38No, thank you, sir.
07:40Okay, so apparently Ruxo cost $2 million, and I have been ordered to rescue him because
07:44his life is worth more than mine.
07:45Oh, you said him.
07:48Mm-hmm.
07:48That was so cute.
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:51Oh!
07:51Oh!
07:52Oh!
07:52Oh!
08:00Hello, Father.
08:01You scared me.
08:02I almost grabbed my couch pistol.
08:03Just checking to see if you need anything.
08:06Maybe water, perhaps?
08:08Yeah, that'd be great, hon.
08:09Thanks.
08:09It's important to stay hydrated.
08:11Yeah.
08:14I can't.
08:14Why don't I fluff that pillow?
08:21Okay.
08:22Mm.
08:23Make sure you're comfortable.
08:24Yep.
08:25Ow!
08:25Ow!
08:26Ow!
08:27Ow!
08:29Ow!
08:31Is that better?
08:33Why are you going all full Kathy Bates and misery on me?
08:38I'm just being a little bit of a jerk.
08:40I don't care about what you liked.
08:44You read your review.
08:45I read my review.
08:46That's classified.
08:48Coming from the man who said classified, more like assified.
08:51Your problem is that you hem and haw when you're supposed to be giving a direct order
08:54because you're afraid about your soldiers' healings.
08:57Feelings are a real thing, and they don't need air quotes.
09:00And I happen to believe that a relaxed workplace is a productive workplace.
09:05Are you an army captain or the manager of a margaritaville?
09:08The people who work for you are not supposed to like you.
09:10They're supposed to hate you because you're the boss, okay?
09:12Plus, it's fun to be mean.
09:14You know what?
09:15You're right.
09:17What do you mean?
09:17Watch this.
09:19What the hell is that?
09:21Enjoy Real Housewives of Minnesota.
09:23Oh, no, no, no.
09:24No.
09:25These people, their accents are going to sound even stupider when they're drunk.
09:30No.
09:35Okay, Ruxo.
09:37Help's on its way.
09:38Stay strong, Ruxo.
09:39Major Sean looks like a ninja turtle that let himself go.
09:42What?
09:43Oh, I said you look like a ninja turtle that's let himself go, sir.
09:47You do, Major.
09:49You do.
09:50Approaching the extraction point.
09:51Don't worry, Ruxo.
09:53Stepdaddy Sean is coming to save you.
09:55Okay, Ruxo, stop moving backwards.
09:58Advance towards me.
10:00I can dance.
10:01I said advance.
10:02I can dance.
10:04I said advance.
10:05I can dance.
10:06Listen to my words.
10:06You need to come towards me.
10:07Advance.
10:08Warning, landmine detected.
10:11Okay.
10:12Warning, landmine detected.
10:14Hey, guys.
10:15Hey, did Ruxo lie in the mood with a funny joke?
10:17Yeah, we saw y'all dancing.
10:18He's so funny, right?
10:20I'm on a landmine.
10:21Warning, landmine detected.
10:22I know!
10:25Special Skideon, you don't think I care too much about being liked, do you?
10:29This feels like a trap.
10:30Oh, no.
10:31I just want your honest feedback.
10:34Well, yeah, you do care too much about being liked.
10:37Okay.
10:39I appreciate that.
10:40I know it's hard to talk to a superior officer.
10:42Actually, since you asked, you wear too much deodorant.
10:45You slouch when you sit.
10:47Your taste in music is super dated.
10:49When you sing, there's no joy in your handwriting.
10:51It's super bubbly and immature.
10:53Okay.
10:54That's great.
10:54Thank you, Gideon.
10:56None of that was devastating.
10:57And you are dismissed.
10:58I need you to call Maggie, but don't tell her I'm in danger.
11:01I don't want to worry her.
11:02Just play it cool.
11:04But I don't want you to die.
11:06I don't want to see someone explode.
11:08Not again.
11:09Look, I don't want to die either.
11:10Just play it cool.
11:11That is an order.
11:13Okay.
11:17Captain Quinn.
11:18Hey, girl.
11:19How's my queen?
11:21I'm fine.
11:22What's up?
11:23So?
11:23Not an emergency.
11:25Yeah, we just found a landmine.
11:27Okay, but Shaw can diffuse it?
11:29Shaw told me to call you.
11:31He said the landmine's from the World War II era.
11:33We need an expert in weaponry from that time.
11:35Do you know anybody?
11:37The T-30 heavy tank was designed to counter the German Tiger I and Tiger II...
11:43Footage of the T-29, you morons.
11:45I got to fact check everybody.
11:48No, no one's coming to mind.
11:50But I will find somebody for you guys.
11:52Well, I mean, take your time.
11:53Just grab some food if you want.
11:55Maybe some sushi and some cold ones and...
11:58Okay, girl.
11:58Bye-bye.
11:59Why would you tell her to stop for beers?
12:01I don't know.
12:03Shaw told me to play it cool.
12:04And I'm freaking out.
12:07Hold on, Shaw.
12:08Help is on the way.
12:10And they're bringing beer.
12:14I'm ready to serve.
12:15Beer.
12:18Dietrich, this is Maggie, Maggie, Dietrich.
12:21Yeah, and thank you so much for bringing your great uncle in to help us out.
12:24My absolute pleasure.
12:25You know, he has big-time World War II knowledge because he's old and he lived it.
12:29Ja, ik heb zelfs met landmine te maken gehad.
12:33No, he dealt first-hand with landmines.
12:36I'm so sorry to hear that.
12:38Did you lose somebody to a mine?
12:41No.
12:42No, no, no.
12:43No, no.
12:43But as a kid, I've put it myself.
12:46Okay, so when he was a boy, he helped place the landmines himself.
12:52Is there any chance your great uncle is a little Nazi collaborator?
12:56You know, I have never asked.
12:59He should ask.
13:00Okay.
13:00Om Dietrich?
13:02Was JN Nazi super fun?
13:04Ja.
13:05Okay.
13:07Ik wilde dat ze me aardig vonden, omdat ze de goede chocolade hadden.
13:11Okay, so yes, basically, he wanted the Nazis to like him.
13:13He wanted the Nazis to like him.
13:15Yeah, because they had good chocolates, you know.
13:17Ja.
13:17Uh, Jan, you can ask your great uncle to get off the base and never, ever, ever come back.
13:24Om Dietrich.
13:25Come.
13:26Let's get you some chocolate.
13:27Ah.
13:28The extra sugar, but he got chocolate.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Yeah, I got it.
13:31So sorry about you.
13:33Hey.
13:34Hey.
13:35Listen.
13:35After hanging out with a man who was once a boy who helped a Nazi, I am realizing the perils
13:40of needing to be liked.
13:42Tell us all this time.
13:43And you are going to help me disarm a World War II landmine.
13:47That's how you give an order.
13:49Okay.
13:50I like it.
13:51Let's roll.
13:51And when I say let's roll, I mean I'm going to roll over and the adrenaline's going to kick in
13:56and I'm going to stand up and go.
14:00Oh.
14:03No adrenaline.
14:04Oh my God.
14:05We're going to make it a FaceTime, okay?
14:06Okay.
14:06Excuse me.
14:08In my own life, I am always cautious.
14:11I mean, I literally ran away from the woman that I love, and that's why I'm standing here right now.
14:16I mean, I played it safe once again, and now I am about to die.
14:22Warning.
14:22Landmine detected.
14:23You said it, brother.
14:24Shaw!
14:25Maggie's here!
14:25It's going to be okay now!
14:27Hey.
14:27Dad, can you, uh, you see?
14:30Maggie, I can't hear you.
14:31You're on mute.
14:31Maggie!
14:32Oh, wait.
14:33My volume was off.
14:34Yep.
14:35All right.
14:35Thank God you're here.
14:36Yeah.
14:36I'm trying to think of a cool way to say this.
14:39Uh, so Shaw is standing on the landmine.
14:42Shaw's on the landmine.
14:44Shaw!
14:45Don't move!
14:46Trust me!
14:47I won't!
14:48Okay.
14:49I can't dance.
14:50I can't dance.
14:52Rexall was more of a dancer than an emergency responder.
14:55No shade to Rexall.
14:56Oh, no, no.
14:56Not at all.
14:57We need more artists in the world.
14:59Now more than ever.
15:01Shaw!
15:01I'm coming!
15:02Maggie, what are you doing?
15:03Maggie, we can't let you go out there!
15:06Oh, my God.
15:06Is that what we should have done?
15:07Should we have done that?
15:08I mean, I'm holding the walkie.
15:17Hi.
15:19Hi.
15:22I'm, I'm, I wanted to make sure you're okay.
15:25Maggie, what the hell are you thinking?
15:29And I'm muting.
15:31Guys, I can't see anything.
15:32What's going on?
15:33Okay, so how do we, um, get you?
15:35Listen, I've been doing a lot of thinking out here.
15:39And Rexall was a very good listener.
15:41I've played it safe my whole life.
15:42And I still ended up right here, about to explode.
15:46And while I've been standing on this landmine,
15:48the only thing that is going through my head over and over again is that
15:54I never got a chance to do this.
16:06I want to stay like this forever.
16:08We probably should.
16:10Because any more movement on top of this landmine is not a good idea.
16:14Landmine.
16:15Landmine.
16:15Landmine.
16:16Okay.
16:16Okay.
16:17Dad, we need you.
16:18There you are.
16:19Listen, Sha, we just need to know what kind of a mine we're dealing with
16:22so when you stepped on it,
16:24to make a tick-tick sound or a kerr-kerr-kerr or a click-clack.
16:29A click-clack.
16:30Ah, okay.
16:30Dealing with a German teller mine.
16:32You're lucky it wasn't a bouncing Betty,
16:34which they used at the beginning of the war,
16:35like in the Sauer Offensive,
16:36and then they used it again at the...
16:37Shut up!
16:38Tell us what to do with this mine!
16:40You're really only being a jerk.
16:42I like it.
16:43Get to the point!
16:46All right, OXO team, listen up.
16:48This is big time.
16:49I need absolute perfection from you,
16:51or else this could end in disaster.
16:54Do you understand me?
16:56Sure.
16:56I said, do you understand me?
16:59Yes, ma'am!
16:59The roder she is, the more I want to listen to her.
17:01Me too.
17:02Now, with this era of mine,
17:03you've got to dig around the plate perimeter.
17:05And I'm going to stabilize Shaw
17:08to make sure he doesn't shift off the mine.
17:11Yeah.
17:12You know, that's not really necessary.
17:13Okay, well, you're not here, so...
17:16Okay.
17:17Okay, almost there.
17:18It's where we're exposed.
17:19All right, and I've got mud on my hands,
17:20but I don't care.
17:21I'm working through it.
17:22Good.
17:23Now, you loosen that hinge,
17:26and you cut the red wire.
17:29Cut the red wire.
17:30Yep.
17:31My life is a movie.
17:32I am the hero.
17:34Now I'm going to get the girl.
17:35I better not be the girl.
17:36Okay, back in the movie.
17:37Back in the movie, okay.
17:38Red wire.
17:44Okay.
17:44Good.
17:45Okay.
17:46Now.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Ready?
17:54Good.
18:07Hey stop jumping guys
18:09Stop jumping
18:10He's right, he's right, he's right, no jumping
18:14How about that
18:16Sucker was a dud the whole time
18:18Oh look at Ruxel stretching his legs
18:20Now he's out of the world
18:21I can't believe we were freaking out
18:23There was no danger
18:32Yeah, I'm leaving the Uxel team
18:36Oh, oh
18:39Wow, I mean, so much for Minnesota night
18:46I know, right
18:47I mean, these housewives are vicious
18:49The last episode, Nora bit Lainey
18:52Bit?
18:52Bitter, twice
18:53Aw, I like Lainey
18:54It's awesome, I love it
18:55Hey listen, I already said this once today
18:57But you were right
18:59I was too worried about needing to be liked
19:01And I actually am feeling myself as a leader
19:05Good, you're my kid
19:06So you're inherently better than other people
19:08You shouldn't be tiptoeing around that fact
19:10Just kick ass, take names
19:11And just be a jerk to everybody but you
19:14No, you're good
19:14There we go, yeah, I can do that
19:16It's you
19:19Yep
19:41Ruxo
19:44Ruxo
19:45When I first met you, I thought you were a glorified Roomba
19:49I was wrong
19:50You were a good friend in my time of need
19:53Changed my life
19:56For this, I am forever indebted to you
20:01I can't dance
20:04Yeah, you can
20:06And he'll dance in robot heaven
20:08You bet he will
20:09Yeah, he will
20:09And now, Ruxo will be laid to rest in a place of honor
20:14The good dumpster
20:15The one that doesn't smell as bad
20:17The good dumpster
20:20The good dumpster
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