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00:06Previously on inside three insiders nominated for elimination are Lydia Ben and Chloe
00:14if I were any of you three probably start trying to make some friends if I find out that AB
00:20has
00:21done this to me it's game on bitch there's a snake amongst the group if you vote for Lydia
00:25we all vote for Chloe don't vote for Chloe bro if I want to stay we have to have a
00:29plan the boys
00:30can't approach to keep me in if I keep them the boys are sticking together and right now we're
00:36trying to make sure that we get the girls out come to Las Vegas this April I'm taking it bro
00:43so you didn't you didn't know I didn't take it doesn't make sense oh we spent 250 bags into the
00:54expression that's you motherfucker I didn't do it this is ridiculous bro Lydia Ben and Chloe and the
01:02three of you please come and stand beside me the rest of you will now be going one by one
01:08to room 19
01:10so vote the person I'm going to eliminate is Lydia Ben Lydia Ben
01:16Lydia Ben
01:17Lydia Ben
01:18Ben
01:20walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm really am talking my shit like I'm really him hold up
01:31walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm really him hold up woke up in this bitch like yeah I'm
01:39really him
01:39walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm finna win on God
01:48a million on the line like I got some dough I'm trying to spin
01:54side men and side lights ay we about to go in on God
02:02Lydia Ben
02:02Ben
02:04Chloe
02:12I can now reveal that the person that has been eliminated and will be going home tonight is
02:24Lydia
02:28the rest of you good to survive another day inside
02:34my elimination would be Chloe
02:40I would like to eliminate Lydia but all today she's just like I've actually really got to know her and
02:47I know that she's a really sweet girl
02:49I am voting to eliminate Lydia
02:58the whole thing was so fun I feel like this is such a good group and I'm so happy for
03:06them
03:06it's so awful
03:09I didn't think it was going to be this hard but seeing someone go is very hard
03:13I may have only known Lydia for 24 hours but just the feeling of seeing someone go and being the
03:19only person of 12 going home
03:23it sucks
03:24should we just do a big group hug everyone
03:27everyone a group hug
03:28everyone gathering
03:29we've got nothing
03:30but why am I now in the middle
03:32oh fuck
03:33like I'm sad I'm sad I'm going home
03:36and I know that some people voted against me
03:39but I still feel like I've made friends in her
03:43the door's there
03:44and the dickhead's there
03:48brother I like that one
03:50he's a fucker
03:50he's a fucker
03:52that's crazy
03:52the front
03:54I know
03:54the 20 here
03:55he's fucking took the best of that
03:56no no bro bro bro bro bro
03:57no no bro
03:58all that and I didn't get the temptation
04:00I'm actually just talking
04:01no I'm serious
04:02no I'm fucking serious
04:03do you know what I mean
04:04he's a fucker
04:06Alhan
04:08Alhan
04:08Alhan
04:09Alhan
04:09throughout the whole elimination this brother was laughing
04:14and he was laughing so much he got me laughing
04:17Eddie laughing
04:19Love Island laughing
04:20to the point where it's like we were just in a group stitching her up
04:24I feel so bad
04:25for that
04:26you look so funny
04:27just like
04:28I don't know how to explain it
04:29I'm not the best in these kind of situations
04:32I laugh at funerals and um
04:35you know just
04:36I'm basically
04:37I'm not the person to be at that type of thing
04:40just to be clear
04:41Lydia hasn't died
04:42I'll tell you what though
04:44on a real
04:44so happy Ben's still here
04:46oh man
04:46oh of course
04:47I'm Chloe as well
04:49I'm Chloe as well
04:50yeah Chloe as well
04:51can I confirm a random soft drink please
04:53what are you motherfuckers doing in here
04:55especially you
04:56after that fucking performance
04:58nah
04:58yeah
04:59fuck that
05:00Alhan's just taking the piss
05:01I just feel like he's going to the shop a lot
05:04he's just in it for himself
05:05everything is mad cheap now
05:06look
05:06it went down
05:07look
05:07can I confirm the playing cards please
05:09yeah
05:09erm
05:10bro
05:11can I please confirm popcorn
05:13go for a popcorn lads
05:15yeah
05:15hundred dollars
05:16except for you
05:18I got nothing right
05:20that's me
05:20that's me
05:21that's me
05:21now you really thought you were going
05:23I did I did yeah
05:24there's no chance you were going
05:25I told you I got you
05:27you
05:28you know
05:32mhm
05:33hi guys can I please confirm three soft drinks
05:36and one ice cream
05:39and a red wine boost
05:40thank you
05:42can I confirm two random soft drinks please
05:46make it a ginger beer
05:47two ginger beers is what we call in Stoke-on-Tren
05:50and a pokey-bum-wanking-good drink.
05:53It's really good.
05:56Can I confirm about it?
05:58Do you need to confirm?
06:00Is that like ice cream?
06:02It's a fight in a hurricane, what we're spending at the moment.
06:04It feels like today's just been an absolute purge.
06:06If someone gets a little bit mischievous in the shop,
06:08it makes your day.
06:09You feel like... I can't describe it.
06:12It's fun. There's nothing else to do in here apart from that.
06:14I'm sorry.
06:15I saw that snark. I saw the little snark.
06:18Ben, buy something.
06:20Fire sale, fire sale.
06:21You buying fucking monsters on monsters?
06:23Look, mate, Ben, real talk, yeah?
06:26I understand you made a promise to yourself,
06:28but we kept you in, bro, so spend.
06:31Yeah, I haven't bought anything.
06:32I don't care if other people buy things.
06:34I'm not trying to be the police here.
06:35I can definitely see some people are spending some big money.
06:38I don't really care to spend money.
06:39It's a personal challenge.
06:40I want to try to do it without anything.
06:44Let's see if it's possible.
06:45All I've bought is an energy drink, hot water in this.
06:48No, I promise you, it's so fine.
06:49I just think it sends so much socializing.
06:51Yeah, it's yourself for tomorrow.
06:53I just feel bad.
06:54I feel so bad.
06:54I said I wasn't going to spend anything.
06:56It's fine.
06:58I confirm one energy drink.
07:00I confirm two energy drinks.
07:01Two energy drinks?
07:02Do you know?
07:03Let's hope they don't put a charge on toilet roll.
07:05And do you know what?
07:06People have definitely been spending secret money.
07:08No, it's just been Alhan, I think.
07:10And Alhan and Al...
07:11What about that £6,000 champagne?
07:14Yeah.
07:14I think Alfie's 100% the leader.
07:16And I don't even know how, because he spends the most money.
07:18The strongest personalities are spending.
07:20It's almost like the opposite.
07:21Like, you have to spend to stay in.
07:23Listen, listen, listen.
07:24Don't get me wrong here.
07:26I actually love Ben.
07:27Yeah, lovely guy.
07:28Oh.
07:28If we're being tactical here in the trio.
07:30Yeah.
07:30Yeah.
07:30In the big three.
07:32That's our new name, by the way.
07:33The big three.
07:34Ah, yes.
07:35The big three.
07:36Marlon's Kendrick.
07:38AB's J. Cole.
07:39And Alhan is definitely Drake.
07:44Yeah!
07:46Big spender.
07:48I like that.
07:49So, shall we keep the drinks in the sink?
07:51Oh, that's a good idea, yeah.
07:53I think Saffron's misunderstood the phrase, sink in a few cans.
07:59I wanted to tell you a secret.
08:01Oh, what?
08:01Let's go, I'll tell you a secret.
08:04So...
08:05I really like Alfie.
08:08I feel like we're getting along pretty well.
08:11He just gives me this sense of comfort.
08:14Girls, I don't like your spending.
08:16Okay.
08:17So, if you care about something, spend less on meal upgrades.
08:23Mm-hmm.
08:23If you don't, I don't care.
08:25Okay.
08:26Yeah.
08:26But just a warning.
08:28Just a warning.
08:29Okay, thank you.
08:29Because I haven't heard this.
08:31Okay, cool.
08:32But I personally, I don't care.
08:34Yeah, yeah, I know.
08:36Oh, my God.
08:37Who do you have suspicions about?
08:39I don't know.
08:40It's getting funny now.
08:41I feel like I know who I have suspicions about.
08:45Really?
08:46But you're actually not going to say yes.
08:47I won't.
08:47Is it my way?
08:48I'm going to do it.
08:49AB and AB.
08:50AB and Anna.
08:50I just want them whispering.
08:52They do it all the time.
08:53I just want them whispering.
08:53Yeah, whispering's so rude.
08:56Yeah.
08:56Can you feel like build connections?
08:58He doesn't want to build connections with anybody.
08:59No, he doesn't, does he?
09:00Yeah, he doesn't.
09:01But maybe he's just damn selfish.
09:02I find him so hard.
09:03He's hard to reach out.
09:04And I think...
09:05I don't know if he actually wants to be my friend or not.
09:06And I think Anna's really nice, but I don't think she's on the goal side at all.
09:09No.
09:10So what will we end well?
09:11I actually think we need to get in that way.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Boys.
09:14Yeah?
09:15This is a big three right here.
09:17I know, it's a big three.
09:17Some of the girls aren't happy with my spending.
09:20And she said, I don't care.
09:21Who said that?
09:22Anna.
09:22I know she was just warning me.
09:23She was like, I don't care.
09:24But then some of them mentioned it.
09:26So if you, like, want to be careful with it, that's what she said.
09:28Okay, so listen.
09:30Surely that's another fine.
09:32Spend?
09:33Well, not when they see it.
09:34Just be careful.
09:34Yeah, we'll be careful.
09:35You know what I'm saying?
09:36Just be more careful.
09:36The big three is me, AB, Alhan.
09:39I think it kind of naturally formed itself.
09:41I don't know how long this boys' lines is going to last.
09:44But I do want to think that it will keep going until the end.
09:53How work for a foot rub?
09:55For a foot rub?
09:56Yeah.
09:57Not enough.
09:59How are your bread tied now?
10:03Tomorrow is the raw dog though, innit?
10:05Tomorrow's like, we're all not...
10:06What?
10:06Like, we're raw dog in the day.
10:08Oh.
10:08We're not spending.
10:10Are we?
10:10That's a bit forward, Alfie.
10:14It stinks!
10:15Yeah!
10:16Fucking excursion!
10:17Fucking excursion!
10:20What stinks?
10:22Oh!
10:23Oh!
10:26Which mug has put cauliflower in my bed?
10:30Was that Chloe?
10:32No, no!
10:32No, it wasn't me!
10:33It was excursion!
10:34I didn't do that!
10:35Exclamation mark did not do that!
10:36No, it was!
10:37I promise you!
10:37It was not me!
10:39It was excursion!
10:39X Factor did not do that, bro!
10:42Now, I never even knew that cauliflowers could smell this bad.
10:45Please no!
10:46Please no!
10:46What do you want?
10:47Fuck off!
10:47Look, I'm scared!
10:51I don't really care.
10:52It's a laugh.
10:55Oh, there we go.
10:56Good night, insiders!
10:59Good night!
11:00Good night!
11:00Good night!
11:04It's 1.07am and Alhan has begun snoring.
11:14It's 4.30am and Alhan's snoring has registered a 3.9 on the Richter scale.
11:24It's 6am and we can hear the birds tweeting.
11:30Just kidding, it's Alhan's fucking snoring.
11:41It's a new day.
11:42I bet our insiders feel revitalised and...
11:45Oh, I've got a fucking car cramp.
11:47Yeah, never mind.
11:49I slept so bad last night.
11:52One of you was snoring so loud.
11:53Yeah, someone was snoring so loud.
11:55We've got somebody.
11:55We know who it was.
11:57Who was it?
11:58You know who it was.
11:59Tell us now.
12:00It was Satan.
12:01You know who it was.
12:03Alhan's snoring will bring people back to life.
12:05Bring me back to life like Evanescence, blood.
12:08My snoring was fucked.
12:10I mean, to be snoring like that after spending, you know, 50, 60k,
12:15that's quite cheeky, isn't it?
12:16Good morning.
12:23Good morning!
12:24Yeah!
12:27These two are getting along like family.
12:29With Alhan's Turkish heritage, he might actually be related to Chloe's teeth.
12:34Right, what the fuck is Alhan doing, man?
12:36Just going to keep a couple tabs on that guy for that, bro.
12:40I just woke up.
12:40I can't be chasing after him, man.
12:42Like, we ain't spending nothing today.
12:44Yeah!
12:45And we ain't, he is.
12:46WHISTLE BLOWS
12:48Place your order.
12:50Good morning, Britain.
12:51Can I have a premium coffee, please?
12:53A hot shower after saying you weren't going to spend today.
12:56You dirty dog, A.B.
13:01Right, do I just breathe the coldness?
13:04God, you couldn't even swing a fucking cat in there!
13:06Most people just use a flannel.
13:08Eddie, how do you fit in there?
13:10Bit of time.
13:13Right, come on, Chloe, come on!
13:15Come on!
13:16Fuck!
13:16Oh!
13:16Oh my fucking God!
13:18Ah!
13:19Is that cold, Dan?
13:21Go on, Chloe.
13:22Follow you.
13:24Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:26Oh!
13:28Oh!
13:29Look at me.
13:30I think I've got frostbite.
13:32I think I've got frostbite.
13:35I've got icicles falling from me nose.
13:38And that fucking cold glove.
13:40Oh!
13:42Breakfast, fuck that.
13:44I ain't want it.
13:46India's the first one at breakfast.
13:47I went to a restaurant called A Taste of India.
13:50And I must say she's delicious.
13:57How is it?
13:58It's terrible.
13:59How are you feeling there?
14:01How's the game going?
14:03He didn't realise it was a game really till yesterday.
14:05In it?
14:06You know what I mean?
14:06Yeah, I agree.
14:07When that money went to fucking seven-something, whatever it was.
14:12When I realised, you know what I mean?
14:15Alright, cool.
14:16I feel like there's certain people who are not being as, like, mindful.
14:23Like, just because you don't need the money, this means people don't want to have a good time.
14:26You're saying certain people, and I know who you're talking about.
14:29I do think AB has been spending a lot.
14:33He has had, like, a meal upgrade every single day.
14:36And I just feel like nobody wants to eat rice and beans.
14:40Like, but you're not allergic.
14:41I'd kill for a hot shower, but I just can't.
14:44Why?
14:45Probably bought an energy drink.
14:46I've got two energy drinks now.
14:47We're on the same page.
14:48You don't need to do a hot shower.
14:49Do the hot one.
14:50I know, but I just don't want to.
14:52Why?
14:52Man, I'm using 20 grand for laughing.
14:54And you don't want to have a hot shower?
14:55Facts.
14:56What are you talking about?
14:57Go do everything.
14:58He's running riot in here, you know?
14:59You guys.
15:02Hey, I think the ladies are going to take him out, you know?
15:05You know, wait there.
15:06No, he's alright for now.
15:08He's alright for now.
15:09I slept amazing.
15:10What about you?
15:11No, not good.
15:12Not good.
15:12I had weird dreams about all of you.
15:14We had dreams.
15:14Did you?
15:15What kind of weird dreams do we want to know now?
15:17No, I'm keeping it to myself.
15:18I'm going to vote you guys out.
15:20Okay, right.
15:21What happened in my dreams.
15:21Right.
15:22No way.
15:22You guys snaved in my dreams.
15:23You're going to vote us out for something we did in your dreams.
15:26What you did in my dream is fucked.
15:28I can't even look at you in the eye.
15:29To be fair, he's struggled with female eye contact since the start.
15:34My fancier.
15:35Ah, what did you say?
15:36My fancier flirting.
15:41Who do you think is going to go next?
15:43I don't feel like voting any girls out.
15:45Unless there are like other guys that we can vote for.
15:48Yeah, we need to stick together.
15:49For sure, no.
15:50What's your relationship like with AB?
15:53With AB?
15:53Yeah.
15:54I know that you might not like him because he's spending.
15:57He was the first person that I met when I came.
15:59Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:00So I don't know.
16:01Because obviously I'm still trying to like read him.
16:03Read him?
16:03But I think that's obviously his personality.
16:05He's quite just to himself.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Hmm, interesting.
16:08Now, real talk?
16:09Yeah.
16:10Bro, fuck everyone.
16:11No, no, no.
16:12Bro, I mean everyone.
16:14Yeah?
16:14What about Cheyenne?
16:16Especially.
16:18Mate.
16:19I'm telling you, bro, I don't see any, like, any sort of like threat.
16:24You've dangled it in.
16:25Yeah, yeah.
16:26And they don't have it in them.
16:27Yeah, yeah.
16:28They ain't villains like us.
16:32I think now is the time to activate and turn it up a notch and just go full on prick
16:38mode.
16:39I'd love to know what this current mode was called.
16:46Can I confirm a watermelon?
16:48I saw the watermelon for sale and I thought, you know what, that's something Alhan would do.
16:53So I thought, fuck it.
16:54Yeah, why should I just fucking sit around and watch everyone have fun?
16:58Might as well get in on it.
17:02He ain't sleeping, bro.
17:03All right, let's carry the matches.
17:05Oh, fuck, I'm gonna go.
17:06Oh, you're so fucking cute.
17:08Right now.
17:09God.
17:10Where are we putting it?
17:10Put it on top of Eddie.
17:11I lift it higher than that, you man.
17:12All right, tell me to the shop.
17:14Wait, wait, wait.
17:15Ah!
17:16Should we just whack him in corridor?
17:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:18This is how we should have taken Lydia right.
17:19Just drop it there, fuck it.
17:20Drop.
17:21Drop in the middle, drop in the middle.
17:23You don't know if you need to chop it.
17:28I'm going shopping.
17:30Yeah.
17:30Oh, cold in.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Oh!
17:34Can I please confirm some blueberries?
17:37Actually, I have some blueberries.
17:39I'd like to confirm a muffin.
17:43Please, could I confirm a muffin as well?
17:46Here we go.
17:48What?
17:50No.
17:50Ey, not the watermelon, two muffins.
17:53What?
17:54Dumbass.
17:55Let's confirm another one, fuck it.
17:57We never ordered a watermelon, by the way.
17:59We ordered a muffin.
18:04Who would do that?
18:05Ben wouldn't do that.
18:06Eddie wouldn't do that.
18:07Who would add who's on?
18:08I can't believe someone else is doing fuckery.
18:10That's not us.
18:10I'm actually getting annoyed.
18:11This is our shit.
18:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:15Oh, my fucking God.
18:17I just...
18:18Why are we throwing it to that one?
18:18Oh, shit.
18:19Quick, Alhan.
18:20Get it cleaned up.
18:21Not the muffin.
18:21Oh, fuck's sake, man.
18:23We're not in now.
18:23OK, OK.
18:24No, no, no, no.
18:26Fucking...
18:26Oh, my God.
18:27Oh, fuck's sake, man.
18:30We got angry.
18:30You fucked up this whole thing.
18:32We had a reason to have a go at ovens.
18:34Oh, fuck, you big poofsy.
18:35The shop looks like a fucking watermelon bloodbath.
18:39Meeting, meeting, meeting, meeting.
18:41Did any of you buy water?
18:42Yeah, it's not.
18:42Did any of you buy watermelon?
18:44Did any of you buy that?
18:45Oh, fuck off.
18:46No, no, no.
18:46Swear.
18:47This one was not it.
18:48It can't have been.
18:49It can't have been.
18:51It can't have been.
18:51It can't have been.
18:53No, no, no.
18:54Andy's broken.
18:55Andy's broken.
18:56No, he's guilty because he just dropped it.
18:57Alhan, you're really disappointing me right now.
18:59Mate, I'm a scapegoat.
19:01Alhan has been winding us up constantly.
19:04He's always in that fucking shop, buying little bits of shit.
19:08Fuck it.
19:08Let's order it.
19:09Stitch him up.
19:11Where was Alhan when that turned up?
19:12We didn't go down there.
19:13We carried the mattress, played wrestling.
19:16Brought the mattress back and it came and chilled with Eddie.
19:18It was one of them three.
19:20It had to be.
19:22Hey, which one of you bought the watermelon?
19:25Oh, come on.
19:26Because this is the first time I think the girls have actually
19:28done some fucking, like...
19:30What? What is it?
19:31We went with Alhan to the shop and then he buys the coffee
19:34and then it opens and there's just a watermelon right there.
19:36A whole watermelon?
19:37It's not even chopped up.
19:38Well, I would never choose watermelon as my fruit.
19:41I'm not gonna lie.
19:41How are we gonna eat that though?
19:43I didn't buy it.
19:43It's been dropped.
19:44It's been dropped.
19:45The shop's a mess.
19:46What?
19:47Why would people not eat that?
19:49You can't give Alhan a walk though and expect it.
19:51You don't think he bought it?
19:52No, actually not.
19:53Well, he's been asleep for ages.
19:55You don't think it was Ben?
19:57Because he ain't bought shit.
19:58What if he's just buying stuff behind our back?
20:00Look at that.
20:01Like, come on.
20:03What if he bought Ben and some fuck syringers?
20:06Ben, was this a mess?
20:07What the fuck?
20:08Was this your first little taste of, like...
20:10Hell no.
20:11How's Ben being blamed for this?
20:13Well, probably because he's not a six foot two strong man
20:15who goes by the name Beast.
20:22Can I order another watermelon, please?
20:25A confirmed watermelon.
20:27I feel like framing Alhan for the watermelon
20:29was like the perfect crime.
20:30And I think everyone thinks it was a deep down.
20:33So why not?
20:34Let's do another one.
20:35Fuck him.
20:36Let's keep the momentum going.
20:37Eddie's really put a cat amongst the pigeons.
20:39Or a melon amongst some idiots in this case.
20:42Oh, shit.
20:44I ain't even got no fruits, blud.
20:46I wanted a banana or something.
20:51Motherfuckers!
20:53Fucking pricks, blud.
20:54Pricks, blud.
20:55I haven't ordered one watermelon.
20:59Why are there so many watermelons here, fam?
21:01Come on, Expressions.
21:03Stick it down the back of your pants
21:04and say you've got a BBL.
21:06But I'm trying to go under the radar, fam.
21:08You know them way there?
21:16Expertly done, the watermelon blends perfectly into the white wall.
21:20What are you doing, bro?
21:21You just tweak it out?
21:22Yeah, why are you doing that?
21:23I think he got the watermelon.
21:24Swear on your mother's life you didn't get the watermelon.
21:27Swear on my mother's life.
21:28Fuck, who did it?
21:30No, I think you got the fucking watermelon.
21:32Mate, I promise.
21:33Eddie, see me.
21:33I see you lot as family.
21:34I wouldn't snake you lot in terms of...
21:36That's bullshit.
21:37Alhan.
21:37Yeah?
21:38Go to the shop.
21:39Yeah?
21:39On your own.
21:40Yeah?
21:41With nothing.
21:41And that's it.
21:42Just come back with nothing.
21:43Just show us we can trust you.
21:45We want to see nothing in your hands,
21:46and we don't want to see nothing pop in the shop after you've gone.
21:49This is the worst mistake.
21:51This is my moment to prove to my housemates
21:53that I don't have to spunk money up the wall.
21:56Now, considering I lost over 40, 50 grand yesterday,
22:00this would be a very good moment for me to prove myself.
22:10He loves gambling, like, you can't go to that shop and not pick something like that.
22:14But that is the only bit of, like, serotonin we get in here,
22:16buying something from that shop.
22:17Yeah, I know.
22:17Like, getting a little fizzy drink is, like, Christmas.
22:35What the fuck?
22:39What?
22:41He's gone too long.
22:43Yeah.
22:43Yeah.
22:44He's gone too long.
22:44Yeah, yeah.
22:45Can we go?
22:45Can we go?
22:46Yeah, let's just catch it.
22:48I'm quite enjoying the watermelon gig.
22:49I think it's fair in a spanner that works for a few people.
22:53And it's making people realise that Alhan isn't only one that can play games.
22:57Oh, fuck.
22:58Get Eddie trying to tip.
22:58This is not me!
22:59You motherfucker!
23:00No!
23:01No!
23:02No!
23:03You motherfucker!
23:06So, do you know how incriminating it looks?
23:08Holding a watermelon here, but then trying to explain that I didn't buy it, yeah?
23:13It's fucking sus.
23:15What are you actually doing?
23:17What are you actually doing?
23:19I did buy something, but it wasn't this.
23:21You fucking bastard!
23:23No, no, no, no.
23:23Where the fuck is-
23:23They pulled the fucking watermelon.
23:25So, where did that-
23:28You actually can't make this shit up, bro.
23:30What did you buy?
23:30I don't know.
23:31We're still waiting.
23:31He got the whole water dispenser.
23:33Is this what you guys did earlier?
23:34Oh, you fucking deadhead.
23:35No.
23:3612.5.
23:36Nah, come on.
23:37Nah, nah, nah, nah.
23:39Yo!
23:39Oh, you fucking-
23:41Hey!
23:41You little dickhead!
23:47He's hiding stuff in the cistern and the toilet now.
23:50You motherfucker.
23:52You motherfucker!
23:54You fucking bastard.
23:55Yeah, that's fine though.
23:56That's like three-
23:57That's like two-
23:58That's like two-
23:59That's like two meal upgrades.
24:01That's literally like two meal upgrades.
24:03I bought a 12.5 grand water dispenser.
24:05Come on guys, you already know.
24:07I have no regrets.
24:11No, bro!
24:12What?
24:13No, no, no!
24:14No, bro!
24:14No, bro!
24:16This ain't fun!
24:17Oh, wait.
24:18Oh, no!
24:20Oh, my!
24:24Oh, my God!
24:29Oh, my God!
24:31There we go.
24:31There we go.
24:31I'm going all sore for you.
24:33There you go.
24:35I'm trying so hard today.
24:39I think it's safe to say Eddie's wiped the floor with Alham there.
24:44We're going to give you that.
24:46Oh!
24:47Challenge!
24:49Let's go!
24:50Let's go!
24:52That noise means it's time for another challenge, but what's in store for them today?
24:57Oh, no!
24:58What is it?
24:58No!
24:59No!
25:00Is he good?
25:01I'm hungry, but I don't want this, lad.
25:05This is Clear Your Plate.
25:06The insiders enter Shay inside with a £100,000 bill.
25:11One by one, each insider is served a disgusting mystery dish.
25:16They each have two minutes to clear their plate, finish their meal, and £10,000 comes off the bill.
25:22Fail, and the £10,000 stays off.
25:25If they're struggling, they can ring the bell and call another insider to help.
25:30But the bell can only be rung three times.
25:33Fail to finish the meal, even with help, and the money stays on the bill.
25:38Now, let's clear your plate.
25:41Are you guys ready to eat?
25:43Let's go.
25:44Let's eat.
25:45Let's welcome our first guest at our restaurant.
25:48India, please step up to the table.
25:52I feel like this is a bit of a sick joke.
25:55Being first is like the worst thing that could ever happen.
25:58But first, let's welcome our special guest.
26:02It's fair.
26:03It's fair!
26:08What am I talking about?
26:12Is it Haribo?
26:14I can smell things already.
26:17Enjoy.
26:18This is a nightmare.
26:19This is a natural nightmare.
26:20Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for...
26:24I see chili wasabi pastry.
26:30Start your timer in three, two, one.
26:36Eat, eat.
26:37Come on India.
26:37That's fantastic, mate.
26:38Shoot it all in.
26:39Get up.
26:41Eat, eat.
26:42It's gonna be really hard, isn't it?
26:44Because there's other hot sauce on it.
26:45You should even swallow it.
26:45Eat it.
26:47Oh, it's hard.
26:49It's not hard.
26:49It's hard.
26:50Oh, it's very hard.
26:51Very easy.
26:52Stop it.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Stop it.
26:54Stop it.
26:54Stop your mouth.
26:55Oh, look, it's biting at you.
26:56I know.
26:57Go, look, go, go, go, go, go!
26:59Six, five, four, three, two, one.
27:08That was hard to have.
27:10And that is 10K off of your bill.
27:12Yes.
27:13Redemption.
27:14What am I talking about?
27:15Next up to the table, could we please have Chloe?
27:19Chloe!
27:22Give it up for the fish eye coffee!
27:26Eee!
27:28A fish's eye without glasses!
27:30Chloe, how do you think you're going to do this?
27:32I just don't think I can do that.
27:33I feel like the eyeball is still alive.
27:35It's staring at us.
27:36It's staring at us in the coffee.
27:38And I think it's judging us.
27:39It's definitely judging us.
27:41£10,000 off the bill.
27:44Can she do it?
27:46Just plug your nose in.
27:47Just down in one.
27:48Right, Chloe, we will start your timer in three seconds.
27:51Three, two, eat it.
27:54One.
27:56Go.
27:57Down in one.
27:58Down in one.
27:59Down in one.
28:00Down in one.
28:01Down in one.
28:02Down in one.
28:02Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:04Oh, she tucked in!
28:06Who's in?
28:07Marlon!
28:07Marlon!
28:08Marlon!
28:10Please take a seat, Marlon!
28:11I just knew it.
28:12I just knew she was going to call my name.
28:13Great.
28:14Absolutely great.
28:15Come on!
28:16Come on!
28:17Come on, Marlon!
28:18Come on, Marlon!
28:19Go, go, go!
28:20Oh!
28:22Oh!
28:23Oh, he's sprung.
28:23Finish his leakage!
28:25Come on, come on!
28:28Come on, come on!
28:29Come on, come on!
28:31Come on, come on!
28:32Come on!
28:32That is £10,000 off of your bill.
28:34Yay!
28:35However, you have used one of your lifelines.
28:39It is time for the next person to step up to the table.
28:43Marlon, please take your seat.
28:45Come on, Marlon.
28:46Come on, Marlon.
28:47Marlon.
28:48You trust me, innit?
28:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:49Okay.
28:50An ox.
28:51This tail.
28:52Ox tail!
28:53That is the worst one left.
28:55You have to peel your skin off before you eat it.
28:58Please start your dish in three, two...
29:02Oh!
29:02His jaw's going dark.
29:03Oh, my God!
29:05It's like banana!
29:06Come on, Marlon.
29:07You've got this, my Jesus.
29:08Nah, that's...
29:09That's awful.
29:10You're running out of time.
29:11Come on.
29:12Ooh!
29:13Yummy!
29:15Tasty.
29:15Mark Henry's in two minutes.
29:16There's no chance.
29:17There's no chance.
29:17Tag in Eddie, Black.
29:19Just tag in Eddie.
29:20If they have half and half.
29:21Tag to me, Eddie.
29:22Yes!
29:22Come on, Eddie!
29:25Yes!
29:26Yes!
29:26Yes!
29:27Yes!
29:27Yes!
29:29Come on, Eddie.
29:30He's actually just shoved a whole choke off.
29:32It's the best person you possibly could have called up.
29:35Eddie!
29:36Eddie!
29:37Eddie!
29:37Eddie!
29:38Eddie!
29:40Eddie likes it.
29:41But it's really thick.
29:42Like, it's big.
29:43Oh!
29:43Eddie!
29:44Come on, you're good.
29:44You got this.
29:45Oh!
29:47What?
29:49Five.
29:50Four.
29:52Three.
29:53Two.
29:54Yes.
29:55One.
29:55Oh!
29:57There we go.
29:58Empty mouth!
30:00Hold up!
30:02Once again, that is £10,000 off of the bill.
30:06But you have now used two of your lifelines.
30:08Only one left.
30:09Please.
30:10Save it.
30:10Please.
30:11I'm not sure this person will be hungry anymore.
30:13But next up is Eddie.
30:15Come on, Eddie!
30:16Come on, Eddie!
30:17Come on, Eddie!
30:18Mighty, you know.
30:19Go, Eddie.
30:19Light work.
30:20All right.
30:21Where's that sick bucket?
30:22You won't need it.
30:23Sick bucket.
30:24Can we get some noise, please?
30:25Can we get some noise?
30:25Go, Eddie!
30:29Go, Eddie!
30:30Go, Eddie!
30:30Go, Eddie!
30:30You are about to have the dumbest animal in the world!
30:34That's Steve's brain!
30:35Oh, man.
30:36Well, that's...
30:36Eddie, you got that.
30:37That's a gobstopper.
30:38Eddie, you got that, Eddie.
30:39It's like snot texture as well.
30:42And you do the same thing.
30:42Eddie, you got that.
30:44Three.
30:47One.
30:47Go.
30:48Go, Eddie!
30:49Oh!
30:50Go, Eddie!
30:50You got it, go.
30:51You're a viking.
30:52You're the world's strongest man!
30:56The world's strongest man might bottle it to a sheep's brain.
30:59I thought he was, like, hard as nails, but he might actually just be a pussy.
31:03Woo!
31:04Come on!
31:05Hold it in.
31:05Hold it in.
31:06You got this.
31:06Go on, Eddie!
31:10Get it down, Eddie.
31:11Get it down.
31:11Get it down.
31:11Get it down.
31:12Over the table.
31:13Eddie!
31:13Let's go!
31:19Eddie, congratulations, mate.
31:20That is 10,000 off the bill.
31:24And it's time to welcome another guest to the table.
31:27AB!
31:28Oh!
31:28Hey!
31:30Go on, everybody!
31:31That's the entire chocolate cake.
31:35Bruce, you can do it, Bruce!
31:37Right.
31:38Who's on your list?
31:39Bruce!
31:39Yeah, yeah, yeah!
31:40How have I gone from eating a fish's eyeball and AB is having a chocolate cake?
31:47Favouritism in the workplace.
31:49What do you think of your strategy?
31:50Do I call someone in a medium?
31:51I think you call someone in straight away.
31:52Yeah, it's a big deal.
31:53You call someone straight away.
31:54Everyone, shut up!
31:55Just, Marlon, we're running the train on this now.
31:59Fucking go, right?
32:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:00All right.
32:01Drop to that shit.
32:02Bruce!
32:03Bruce!
32:04Three!
32:05Two!
32:06One!
32:07Come on, Eddie!
32:08Bruce!
32:09Bruce!
32:10Bruce!
32:11Bruce!
32:12Bruce!
32:13I need water, man!
32:14Steve!
32:15Come on, hands, hands, hands!
32:16Go on, you've got to be quicker than this, guys.
32:18Yeah, if you squeeze it in your hands, make it small.
32:21Alphie, like Marlon's doing, squeeze it in and get shriveled in, man.
32:24Put some on your arms as well.
32:25Look at them.
32:26Come on, enjoy it!
32:27Halfway through this cake, it's crumbs everywhere.
32:29My arms are fucking filled with chocolate.
32:32It's looking good, though.
32:32I'm having a lot of patience right now.
32:3430 seconds left.
32:36Woo!
32:37Headbutt the cake!
32:39Just fill your mouth as much as possible.
32:42Fill your mouth!
32:43Come on!
32:44Come on!
32:44Come on!
32:44Get in!
32:46What the fuck?
32:48Marlon's the VP of this.
32:49Woo!
32:50He's gonna eat it.
32:51Can you see them out?
32:52Open up.
32:52That is a great job.
32:54That's a good day.
32:55Do you think you deserve it?
32:56Yeah, I do.
32:57I actually do.
32:58Marlon, AB.
33:02Congratulations.
33:02I'll take out of here.
33:04Come on!
33:05Come on!
33:07Let's fucking go!
33:08Let's go, blood!
33:10Okay, guys.
33:11It's going very, very well.
33:13Hopefully, no one lets the team down.
33:14But next up to our restaurant, we have Ben.
33:18Okay, Ben.
33:19Can you trust me?
33:20No.
33:21Oh, God.
33:21Ben, give it up!
33:23Oh!
33:23The lamb's testicles!
33:25Oh!
33:26Oh, man!
33:27Those testicles are absolutely minging.
33:31And do you know what?
33:32From speaking to Ben, if there's anything he doesn't want,
33:34it's anything fishy or anything ballsy.
33:37And he's basically got a combination of both.
33:40Remember, there's no more lifelines,
33:42and it's all on you.
33:43This is on me.
33:43Three!
33:44Two!
33:46One!
33:46Come on, Ben!
33:47Go!
33:48Oh, yeah!
33:49Oh, yeah!
33:51Oh, boy!
33:52Don't get free!
33:53Come on!
33:53Oh!
33:56Season that!
33:57Oh!
33:57Season that!
33:58Come on, Ben!
33:58Oh, man!
34:01Oh, what the hell?
34:02Thank God for the salt and pepper right now.
34:05Without that, I'd be throwing up right now.
34:08Swallow that nut!
34:09Yeah, yeah!
34:10Oh!
34:11That's gonna be meat all.
34:12You have one minute left!
34:14Oh, man!
34:15Yeah, yeah, yeah!
34:16Come on, man!
34:16Come on, man!
34:17It's a chicken, man!
34:19Chicken nuggets!
34:20Chicken nuggets!
34:21Yeah!
34:22Yeah!
34:23Yeah!
34:24Yeah!
34:29Yeah!
34:30Go on!
34:31Go on!
34:34Five!
34:35Woo!
34:35Four!
34:37Go on!
34:38Three!
34:39Don't worry!
34:40Two!
34:40That's a match for three!
34:41Come on, Ben!
34:44What is it?
34:45I swear, that's crazy.
34:46What a match.
34:47I thought there was zero chance I was doing that.
34:48Yeah, that was insane.
34:49Zero fucking...
34:50Ben, you only had to eat one, by the way.
34:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:53What?
34:54I'm joking.
34:55Thank God.
34:56Holy shit.
34:57Ben, congratulations.
34:58Well done, brother.
34:59That is 10k off your bill once again.
35:00Well done, brother.
35:01Our next guest.
35:03Expressions.
35:03Saffron.
35:05Anna.
35:05Come on, Anna.
35:06Come on, Anna!
35:07Woo!
35:07Come on, Saffron.
35:08Hello, Espresso.
35:11This for you.
35:12What's this?
35:13Sabrina Carpenter's fish and macros.
35:16The egg and onion smoothie.
35:19Well, Anna, the 19th century.
35:23Egg.
35:23Oh!
35:25What?
35:26Whoever gave birth to that egg knew it was meant for you.
35:29Oh!
35:30I have got a century egg.
35:32If you don't know what it is, it is a 200-year egg.
35:36I think I got the worst food.
35:40Brodsky.
35:41It was a mad thing.
35:42It stung.
35:44Saffron, are you feeling positive?
35:45No.
35:46Are you going to drink it?
35:47Yes!
35:47Yes!
35:48Your time starts in three, two, one, go!
35:54Go on, go on, go on, go on.
35:56Woo!
35:57Yes!
35:58Go on, Anna.
35:59Go on, Anna.
36:00Wow!
36:01Yes!
36:02Saffron.
36:04You haven't thrown up yet.
36:05You're not going to.
36:06Come on.
36:07Yes!
36:08Yes!
36:10Yes!
36:10Good luck, Saffron.
36:11Oh!
36:12Oh!
36:13Oh!
36:14Fucking hell!
36:15Look at that!
36:16Do it for Alfred!
36:18Do it for Alfred!
36:19Yes!
36:20Do it for Alfred!
36:20Yes!
36:20Oh!
36:21My God!
36:22Oh, my days!
36:23Brodsky, we are flying through this challenge.
36:26Come on, Anna!
36:27Oh, my days!
36:29Oh, my days!
36:30Oh, my days!
36:31That's so wild!
36:32Woo!
36:33OK, off the bill once again.
36:35Congratulations!
36:36Yay!
36:38Yay!
36:38Yay!
36:39Go on!
36:40Go on, Sam!
36:41One more!
36:42One more, girl!
36:42One more!
36:42Just one more!
36:44Four!
36:45Three!
36:45Come on, girl!
36:46Two!
36:47One!
36:48Come on, girl!
36:49You've got this!
36:50Come on!
36:52Good job!
36:54Well done!
36:55You did it, girl!
36:5610,000 pounds left on the bill.
36:59Woo!
37:00Are you not happy?
37:01Yeah!
37:01Yeah?
37:02So, I'd like to invite Cheyenne up to the table.
37:06Go, Cheyenne!
37:07Go, Cheyenne!
37:08Go, Cheyenne!
37:10Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
37:12Because I'm not happy with you.
37:13Today, you make me proud.
37:15It's not alive, is it?
37:16I'm going to give you Sweden's national dish.
37:21Hey!
37:22What is it?
37:24It's called Sørströmming.
37:26Yeah!
37:27This is the one!
37:28It's really nice.
37:29It's called Sørströmming.
37:30Hey, what is it?
37:33Sørströmming.
37:35Swedish Sørströmming, as we call it,
37:37is known for being the most disgusting thing ever.
37:40So, I pray for Cheyenne.
37:42I really hope you can pull this through.
37:44Can you smell it?
37:44I can smell it.
37:45Oh, it is nasty.
37:47You have two minutes to clear your plates.
37:50Go, Cheyenne!
37:51Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
37:52Yes!
37:53Come on, Cheyenne.
37:54Who goes on?
37:55Come on, Cheyenne!
37:59We've got this, Cheyenne!
38:00You've got it, you've got it, you've got it!
38:03You've got it?
38:04You've got this.
38:05We've got this, but it's still good.
38:06Chef of the Year, 2009.
38:08Chef of the Year 2009.
38:10Oh, my God!
38:14Can I still eat it?
38:15Yeah!
38:18You can still do it!
38:20No, it's alright!
38:21Come on, don't think about it.
38:23Smek look what you've done.
38:24It's fine, it's fine right now.
38:25Chef will be in.
38:26Oh, Smek.
38:27Hey, take a picture.
38:32Is that blood coming out of the fish?
38:35Goats.
38:35Goats.
38:36Yes, I am.
38:37Oh my God.
38:38Come on, Ryan.
38:40Guys, it's all going wrong.
38:42It's coming out my mouth, I'm dribbling, the guts,
38:44my eyes are screaming, I feel like it's coming out my ears.
38:46Like, what is going on?
38:48Come on, Sean.
38:49Oh, that's a good one.
38:50I can't stop.
38:51She doesn't have any tags.
38:53Sarah, don't worry, guys.
38:54Fuck it.
38:55Fuck it, love.
38:56I think the time might be up.
38:58That one, that one, that one, that one.
39:00Ooh, that is stinking.
39:02Wow.
39:03You fucking bastards.
39:05Yeah, real talk.
39:05That is the worst one you could have fucking picked.
39:08So, our first fail of the day.
39:10Imagine the feeling of, like, fish guts in your mouth,
39:13but then vomit, but then it smells like vomit,
39:15so then you feel like you're holding down fish vomit,
39:17but it's really just fermented fish.
39:19It is disgusting.
39:20There's only one person left to help you guys break even.
39:23We've saved the best till last.
39:25Woo!
39:26So, Alhan, please come for the day.
39:29Come on, you can do it.
39:31Tom Jones once said, it's not unusual to be loved by anyone,
39:35but it has nothing to do with what I'd like to show you.
39:40What?
39:41My favourite, and this is why my restaurant's one star,
39:44give it up for Bulls Jimmy Johnson.
39:47Whoa!
39:48What?
39:49Listen, Jake.
39:51Bull penis!
39:52Nah!
39:53Fuck yes.
39:55Do you see the size of that?
39:56Triple XL fan Vin Diesel blood.
39:59How are you feeling, Alhan?
40:00I'm very big or?
40:02Your time starts in three, two, one, go.
40:08Go, go, go.
40:09Come on, Alhan.
40:10Come on, Alhan.
40:11Yeah, gobble, gobble.
40:22Oh, no, one!
40:25Eat the tip!
40:26Get some penis in your mouth.
40:27What's he doing?
40:28You had chocolate cake.
40:29Shut the f*** up.
40:31The inner tube, probably, of, you know, the penis is the most chewy,
40:37rubbery, weirdest texture ever.
40:39It's like chewing a hose pipe, a beef-flavoured hose pipe.
40:44Mate, I can't do that in two minutes.
40:45If he deep-throats it, can we have the 10,000?
40:48Yeah, go on!
40:49Deep throat that fucking dick.
40:51Wait, wait, wait. I want to hear a confirmation.
40:52You've got to impress him.
40:54Deep throat that dick, all of them. Come on.
40:56Hey, Eddie! Hey, Eddie!
40:57Wait, wait, wait!
41:00Put my head down.
41:01Put my head down.
41:02Oh, no!
41:03Ow!
41:09Hey!
41:11Hey!
41:15Hey!
41:18Hey!
41:19Come on!
41:23Hey!
41:24From your guys' angles and whichever camera you look at it from,
41:27it looks hilarious, but my POV is just blackout dick.
41:32Blackout dick. Blackout dick.
41:35Blackout dick.
41:35Oh, my fucking God.
41:41Oh, my fucking God.
41:42I dare, mate, I dare, mate.
41:48Right, Alhan.
41:49That was a great team effort, I'd say there.
41:52Yeah, real good team effort, yeah.
41:54So, that will be another £10,000.
41:57Yeah!
42:00Heroes of that!
42:00Heroes of that!
42:02Heroes of that!
42:03Heroes of that!
42:04Heroes of that!
42:04Heroes of that!
42:06So, you lost absolutely no money in today's challenge.
42:10Well done.
42:10And that is the end of dinner service.
42:13Thank you very much for dining with us.
42:15See you later!
42:17I ain't hungry.
42:23Guys, I can still taste the onion in my mouth.
42:25I've just washed them twice.
42:28Oh!
42:29Oh, my God.
42:30Yeah.
42:30No, I'm sorry, but that's actually pure sick.
42:32Yeah.
42:33It seems like it's not just farmyard foreplay that Eddie's got a taste for, as he's up to no good
42:38again.
42:41I picked the white monster up out of the sink in the ladies' break up area.
42:45So, I'm like, fuck it.
42:46Let's put this in Alan's locker and keep stirring that fucking pot.
43:04I'm off to get my wine.
43:06I'm off to get my wine.
43:07I'm off to get my wine.
43:09I'm off to get my wine.
43:09Hello, can I have the basic red wine, please?
43:12And don't be stingy.
43:14I want it at the top of the glass.
43:16I'm going to have a few red wines.
43:17We'll know the drill.
43:19But as of tomorrow, I'm stopping drinking.
43:22I'll limit me salt at two a night.
43:24Woo-hoo!
43:29Ah, Chloe's doing her wine dance, so that must mean it's almost midday.
43:36You've been good for two days.
43:41Wait, Alfie, was that you that took my white monster?
43:43On my life, no.
43:45On my life.
43:46I thought you finished it.
43:47No, I had two.
43:49Someone's fully nicked one.
43:49A fresh one?
43:49Someone's nicked a fresh one?
43:50Yes.
43:52Actually, Pinky swear to me.
43:53On my life, on my mum's life, I swear to God.
43:55That's got me through the whole day.
43:57Wait, what's she talking about?
43:58What happened?
43:59I had a white monster in there.
44:00I had one today.
44:02It was in here.
44:02Yeah.
44:03Who the fuck took that?
44:04Hmm.
44:05Something smells fishy, and it's not Cheyenne's fingers.
44:11I just want to know who took my white monster.
44:13So, one took your drink?
44:14Yeah, it's full.
44:16Have we checked at Alan's locker?
44:18No, I haven't, but that's a good idea, yeah.
44:19Should've done it.
44:21Do you think one of them has sold on my energy drink?
44:23Oh, seriously?
44:24Hmm?
44:24No, I feel like they would have...
44:25It's got a fucking monster in there.
44:27That's so mine, isn't it?
44:28Oh, my goodness.
44:30This is insane.
44:31So, I've just found my energy drink in Alhan's locker,
44:36and I don't even know how to feel,
44:38because I'm like, surely he wouldn't do that.
44:40Oh, my God.
44:41What?
44:42That's actually selfish.
44:43You've got to sort him out.
44:44I can't actually believe that.
44:46Do you think it was him?
44:47Like, that took it out of all?
44:47Or do you think one of the others have set him up?
44:49Oi, oi, oi, oi.
44:50I think the girls are panicking,
44:50they've all gone in there.
44:52Girls meeting.
44:54Right, guys.
44:55This is your last chance.
44:57What?
44:58Who stole my energy drink?
45:00On my mother's fucking life, it wasn't me.
45:03I swear to God.
45:03I don't drink any drink.
45:04You didn't steal the energy drink.
45:05On your life.
45:07I swear.
45:07But what are you going to do if it was me?
45:08I don't get it.
45:09Well, it's fucking sly.
45:10Whoever stole it.
45:12What do you mean?
45:13No, but, like, what is this?
45:14No, but it's just, like, own up.
45:15Like, she doesn't even eat.
45:17Like, she had her first meet up.
45:17That's fucking sly there.
45:19Who else has his monsters?
45:23Who was it?
45:24I don't drink monster.
45:25Have you seen me with a monster in my hand once?
45:27Yeah, not in your hand.
45:28I've literally sucked a dick
45:29and you lot have a fucking chance
45:30with a white monster.
45:32At this point, I wish I had stolen it.
45:34Someone's planted it in my locker.
45:36I don't know who it is.
45:37We all know I've not been shy in the shop,
45:38so I don't need to steal shit.
45:39She cannot find her monster
45:40and she thought it was you.
45:41It's obviously not Ben
45:42because she said he's not.
45:43She's turned into the fucking monster.
45:47Has Alham been set up,
45:49or is he just a good liar?
45:50Like, I honestly...
45:52I don't know anymore.
45:58Finally, we get a bit of eye candy in the house.
46:00Oh, wait, that's me.
46:02Have you been to the shop club?
46:03Well, I've been to one.
46:04And you like to throw one?
46:05Well, I've been to one.
46:09Oh!
46:11Oh, shit!
46:14This is your moment, fam.
46:18Coold it!
46:19Coold it!
46:19Coold it, Coold it!
46:22Fuck my life, bro.
46:24Fuck.
46:25I'm sorry, but you could just
46:26put a watermelon in that room
46:27and he'll take it.
46:28That big, massive dick.
46:31I can't believe I'm making my on-screen debut on Netflix.
46:34I hope I come across as cool and mysterious.
46:37Ooh-ee.
46:38Fucked it.
46:39I want to know whose temptation this is.
46:41Can you guess what your temptation might be?
46:44Wow.
46:46Okay, tell me more about it.
46:47I can't tell you too much.
46:49Okay.
46:49What I can tell you is your temptation doesn't take place in here.
46:54I need you to put this on and then head to the challenge arena.
46:57Put this on right now.
46:58If you want to take the other one off first.
47:01No, yeah, you want to watch or...?
47:03Okay.
47:04No, it'll cost me.
47:07Don't beg it, Marlon.
47:08You don't actually reckon he's going to take it?
47:10I think he takes it.
47:11I reckon if he takes it, he tells us, isn't he?
47:13Yeah, I think he takes it and he's honest about it.
47:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:15I don't think he would take it, though.
47:18It's time for Marlon's temptation,
47:20but what will be waiting for him in the challenge arena,
47:23apart from a ginger bloke nursing a semi?
47:33It's that fucking cow the dragon.
47:35I'm guessing I'm going up against you, huh?
47:38You are?
47:39Oh, yeah?
47:40I'm not afraid of you.
47:41Really?
47:42You sure about that?
47:43Are you 100%?
47:43I'm not sure about that.
47:44Don't poke the dragon.
47:45Holy shit.
47:46Please, do not poke the dragon.
47:48Marlon.
47:49Yes.
47:50For you, we have a great challenge.
47:52Okay.
47:52If you score a penalty, you will be in the next Sidemen charity match,
47:58but it costs £30,000.
48:02Fuck.
48:02I don't know if it's 100k.
48:03I don't know if it's 200k.
48:04I'll spend all the money.
48:05I don't even care, bro.
48:0630k?
48:0730k.
48:08Shake on it.
48:09Done.
48:10Do you accept the temptation?
48:12Yes, I do accept the temptation.
48:14Okay.
48:14Holy shit.
48:16One shot.
48:17This is what Eminem sang about.
48:19Here we go.
48:22Cow.
48:23Will it be Marlon target or Marlon off target?
48:26It's demon, shush, okay?
48:27You, shush.
48:28All right.
48:29Yeah, good job.
48:29I'm sorry.
48:36Cow.
48:37You could cut the tension with a knife.
48:41There he goes.
48:44Wide leg stance.
48:47Asking for a note.
48:55Wallah!
48:58Bottom corny.
48:59It has saved those.
49:02Go on there, Sidemen.
49:04Well done.
49:04Congratulations.
49:05Yes!
49:06That's a strong match.
49:08Well done.
49:09Marlon, you're in the next charity match.
49:11I can't believe it.
49:1230k gone, but I'll see you in the changing room.
49:16That's it.
49:18I did it.
49:21Easy, buddy.
49:22Yeah.
49:23Bro, I can't believe it.
49:24Back in the day, I used to actually make my own jersey, my own number.
49:27I swear, I'm not even kidding.
49:28Like, it's so crazy.
49:29I really don't know how to explain it.
49:31I really don't.
49:31I fucking did it.
49:32I'm going to Webley.
49:33I'm going to Webley.
49:35And I couldn't be happier for him.
49:37But will he be honest with the insiders?
49:39He's back.
49:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
49:43What's going on, my G?
49:45He did that shit.
49:45Look at this.
49:46Go on, G.
49:47What happened?
49:47We need it, like, front and centre, bro.
49:51You walked into that.
49:52Walk us through the whole thing, my G.
49:53So I walk in there, swear on my life, and I see Sidemen Charity match.
49:57I knew it.
49:58I fucking knew it.
49:59And I see shirt.
50:00I'm like, bro, don't do this right now, bro.
50:02I was there as well.
50:03But it's interesting.
50:04I didn't even know what it was.
50:05It was like, you're going to head to the challenge room.
50:06So I head in there, and there's just bright lights.
50:09There's a full goal.
50:11There's a goalkeeper.
50:12There's a penalty spot.
50:14Oh, shit.
50:14Am I invisible or something?
50:16And there was a fucking commentator.
50:18So I put down the ball, and it's like, if you score this, you're in the Sidemen Charity match.
50:21If you accept it, obviously, right?
50:23I'm not going to lie.
50:24I accepted it.
50:25I did.
50:25It was 30K.
50:27Okay.
50:27So I apologize.
50:29You know what I mean?
50:29No, that's so fair, bro.
50:30I scored a penalty, man.
50:31You know what I mean?
50:32Yeah!
50:33You're going to Wembley.
50:34You're going to Wembley, man.
50:35Go, boy!
50:37Look, I don't know why I feel a little emotional, you know?
50:39Just like a full circle moment where, you know, I watched the Sidemen growing up all the time,
50:44seeing all the Sidemen Charity matches while being into football.
50:48I really can't believe it.
50:49It's such a blessing.
50:50Like, it really is.
50:51Yeah, whatever.
50:52Let's do some reps.
50:53What, Jim?
50:54Yeah.
50:5418.
51:00The next few days are going to be brutal.
51:03Yeah.
51:03I feel like all of us, if there's a vote and we're nominated, I don't think any of us are
51:08at risk, really.
51:09I can't see you.
51:09You can't say that.
51:11Yeah, you never know.
51:12Well, the thing is, we could be nominated, but we're still not at risk.
51:16Yeah, yeah.
51:17There's a lot of people that I just feel like wouldn't vote me.
51:20Yeah.
51:20I don't think we'd vote more than I did.
51:22Yeah.
51:22I don't think we're doing anything bad.
51:23I think they just think we're, like, mischievous.
51:25No, no, no.
51:25I'm just thinking about it.
51:26Like, if they didn't vote for anybody, I don't think it would be us.
51:29Like, everything.
51:32Go on, bro.
51:33Go on, boy.
51:34All right, if he gets stuck, just leave it.
51:36Ooh, look out!
51:38Someone's benched seven kilos.
51:39What, did you want to talk about, Adia?
51:40No, just to see how you are.
51:42Come on.
51:43You're my cheer, isn't it?
51:44Why do I need a reason to do?
51:46I ain't got nothing to do with voting on that.
51:47I just want to see how you are, how you're coping.
51:48Yeah, you know what?
51:49Today, I'm so locked in, I think, I just, I think, being completely honest, on the first
51:54day, I think, when everyone was talking about butlers, Porsche, I think I just had, like, massive
51:57imposter syndrome, and it just, like, fucked with me.
51:59I was like...
52:00Well, you know you deserve to be here.
52:02Like, I know luck hasn't been on your side.
52:04Like, this is your moment, and you deserve everything that's coming towards you, and I hope that you stay in
52:09as long as possible.
52:10I hope so, yeah.
52:10I would love for me and Expressions to get to the end together, but also I'm mindful, like, I need
52:14to play the game for myself.
52:17It's been absolute...
52:18Sorry, sorry to interrupt.
52:20Can I just say something?
52:21You're the only guy that I trust in here.
52:23I know we don't know each other that well, but honestly, I can tell you're a good person.
52:26I'm not just trying to say, just get everyone's like, Alfie was going all up and out so far, but
52:30Alfie and Anna are like this.
52:32Oh, is it?
52:33I'm telling you, they're always them two secretly talking, talking, talking.
52:36Oh, is it?
52:37Yeah.
52:38Okay, that's crazy.
52:39I didn't even know that.
52:41I think India and I are like this, but I feel like we need a bigger group to stay in
52:45this game.
52:46The plan of action is, honestly, to get people that we can trust on board.
52:49I think it's expression.
52:50I feel like we can get expression on board.
52:52Which, oh, that's annoying because he spends all the money, but the longer Alfie's in here, honestly, he'll screw anyone
52:58in here.
52:59I honestly feel like he's one of the most powerful people in here.
53:02If I say that to him, he'll just turn everyone against me.
53:04No, you won't, you won't.
53:05I ain't scared of no one in this house.
53:07So if you lot feel any afraid or think they're the man attorney doing it.
53:09Well, I think we were the same.
53:10Yeah, I'm not having it.
53:10We were both fine.
53:11You lot need to get together, let me know who's next to go, yeah, and I'll jump on the bandwagon.
53:15I'm keeping my eye on everyone.
53:17The game started, fam.
53:19I want to stay here for seven days like Craig David, bruv.
53:22I told you, man, already, blud.
53:24All right.
53:25All right?
53:26Try not to show you, you know.
53:27And she just told me that the girls are going to start playing the game.
53:31I don't know what that means.
53:33Yeah, right.
53:36They can't do shit.
53:38They can't throw an egg for a fucking hole.
53:42So you think men's threatened when they say they're going to start playing the game properly?
53:46They already was.
53:47Actually, the girls can produce eggs, never mind throw them.
53:51Am I right, ladies?
53:57Inside!
53:58Oh, money.
53:59Oh, money.
54:01I'm going to say half a million.
54:06$650, yeah, $650.
54:07I think $580.
54:07$650 or, yeah, $580.
54:09$650 flat.
54:10Oh, my God.
54:11There we go.
54:12$650 is no way.
54:14I spent $180.
54:16Oh, God.
54:17It's been really big, guys.
54:18Oh, my God.
54:20Oh, wow.
54:21How was this happen?
54:25Stop.
54:27Oh, that's $650.
54:28I mean, yeah.
54:30You said $600, right?
54:31Okay.
54:31We ended at, what, $760?
54:34$160 a day.
54:35So that's another $160.
54:36But all we really did today was meal upgrades.
54:39That's it.
54:39We didn't really do anything else.
54:40Well, that, a hot water dispenser, and 17 watermelons.
54:53A few watermelons.
54:54A few watermelons.
55:05Insiders, any communicating from this point onwards will result in a fine and money deducted
55:11from the prize ball.
55:13Please.
55:16You all seem to be getting along very well.
55:21Oh, my God.
55:23Let's change that.
55:30Next time on Inside.
55:32Oh, my God.
55:34No, that's disgusting.
55:35I know it's a game, but Brada, Doomsday.
55:39Alham, that's crazy, brother.
55:40And I'm drinking tonight.
55:41How about that?
55:41Crazy.
55:43No, Ginny, Bride.
55:44Yeah, I'm not going to be able to trust you now, bro.
55:47Expressions is a fucking snake.
55:50Wait, are you crying?
55:51I don't care.
55:51I don't care.
55:57Woke up in sight like, yeah, I'm finna win.
56:02Side men and side like, hey, we about to go in.
56:06Don't believe me?
56:07Come and see me.
56:07Got three wishes from my genie.
56:09Now I'm on your local TV.
56:10Y'all don't talk up.
56:11Screamin' say she wanna come and see me.
56:13When I'm in a local city, I'm like, pause, though.
56:15Please step aside so they can see me.
56:17And I walk up in this light.
56:21Yeah, I'm really him.
56:23Talking about shit like.
56:26Drum really him, oh God.
56:29Walk up in this light.
56:32Yeah, I'm really him.
56:45I'm really him.
56:47And I walk up in this light.
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