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00:07You
00:32yeah okay then is she hydrated i'm just cutting off sedation and keeping the fluids you don't
00:37have any idea when she'll wake up i hope soon how soon i sedated her a while ago she's stable
00:44now
00:45but i don't know what kind of state she'll be in for the way she should go to the hospital
00:49she said
00:49no more hospitals she never wanted it to get like that you said she'd be awake you said she'd be
00:54okay for the wedding i mean i know what happened did you give her too much no this isn't my
00:59fault
00:59she's been having seizures all morning don't start boys cancel it cancel what their wedding it's in
01:05an hour it was her final wish to see nikki get married she's not going to see anything if she's
01:09like that but she might wake up and be fine no no no 100 people are about to show up
01:14no that's not how
01:15it works it's not your decision we're not canceling the wedding why are we fighting please not in front
01:21of your mother she's unconscious she can still feel the energy we're not canceling it okay why do you
01:27care so much and what about you hmm you're gonna pick mom or her porsche and why are you sitting
01:33on the way over there you're not even looking at each other because it's bad luck for us to see
01:36each other on our wedding day bad luck is for people who can't own up to anything there is no
01:40such
01:40thing as bad luck only bad decisions and this is one of them porsche seriously just no seriously she
01:46made me summon the devil the night before your wedding to see if she was your soulmate no that's not
01:50oh it's not true how do you think i got this not from the devil oh it was some dead
01:54lady and then
01:55she broke my fucking face and i didn't summon shit it's never been like that before what the
01:59happened at this bachelorette party no and then the next thing i know i wake up i'm on her floor
02:06and
02:06i don't know how i got there and then she's being all weird and freaky and then mom had a
02:09bunch of
02:09seizures it's not rachel's fault this is the brain she missed right no she's evil and she's hiding
02:14something from us evil i am trying to save this family why don't you just just take a baby i
02:19am
02:19very calm she made me summon the devil i am calm i know it was not the devil it was
02:24my great great aunt
02:28and i am not hiding anything i have been very upfront with you all about everything that's been
02:34going on we have all been through a lot this week but no matter what happens it is going to
02:39end
02:39in a beautiful beautiful fucking wedding so help me god we are getting married today i love him
02:45and i love all of you and i i understand that it's very very very important to your mom but
02:51it is
02:51our wedding and i'm not gonna let any of you ruin it okay i am walking down the aisle into
02:57his
02:57fucking arms no matter what she's gonna wake up to the wedding of her dreams and nikki's dreams and
03:00all of your dreams okay we are doing it
03:08no no we are canceling it right daddy absolutely no way no no that's we're not counseling anything
03:18porsha it's not your decision to make it's happening porsha you should put eyes on that
03:25well you should off it can leave an ugly scar you're an ugly scar okay okay that's enough please
03:30everybody out you're disturbing my wife's peace
03:35daddy i'm really sorry i just i'm just trying to be helpful
03:43come here
03:45okay okay come here i figured out a plan okay what's the plan um it's uh it's a lot to
03:53explain
03:53just maybe you stay with nikki and be the best man and then we'll we'll let you know when we
03:57need you
03:57yeah i need to know what the plan is hey now now shut up just do what she says wait
04:05wait what's the
04:05plan i found porsha's book i think the porsha was talking about when she was possessed the something
04:10living something dead something stolen something red it's a ritual and we just have to do it and
04:14then everything's going to be okay so uh it's like a version of the something old something new
04:23something borrowed something blue so the something living comes from the groom uh there's something
04:29dead from the bride something stolen from the mother-in-law and something red from an adversary it
04:34says here that it's best to use blood so we just need to collect it combine it and then i
04:38just drink
04:39it right before i walk down the aisle and that's it and then the only thing is that uh once
04:42i drink
04:42it it will change me into a soul mate if i'm not already
04:48what do you think are you crazy
04:57the seed of the groom
05:01are you are you going to take out one of your bones i don't know i don't know
05:04what the hair of the mother-in-law and blood oh my god and you're going to drink all this
05:14shit i guess jesus christ rachel right oh that's not how you're supposed to respond a bone from the
05:22bride do you really want to remove a bone no no i don't want to remember what i said about
05:26staying
05:27in reality reality yeah right before portia was possessed by my dead great aunt yeah reality reality
05:34is not really on the table anymore it's got like a pretty major side effect i know it's going to
05:39change
05:39you into his stomach changing how i don't know it's fucking psychotic worst case scenario doesn't
05:48work out but at least i tried something you know the worst case scenario is that it turns you into
05:52a stepford wife oh yes okay so i've been thinking about that and it's fine it's totally fine because
05:57nikki is a great person right like you couldn't find a better person than nikki but i'm not a great
06:03person i'm like a medium bad person and when i think about it i've actually always known this and
06:06this is like an opportunity for me to fucking fix it that's not true is it you're not a bad
06:10person
06:11you're a very very good person nope no no no no no here this is just one of the many
06:17examples okay
06:18like what happened last night that's like a medium bad person come from me you know it is like the
06:24point of a bachelor party like the point back when they were invented okay well this isn't like the olden
06:29days men do it all the time yes but but nikki wouldn't because nikki is so good his soulmate would
06:35also be so good and what i realize is that maybe this is like actually kind of amazing for me
06:39okay like if the ritual does in fact work then maybe this will be some sort of like a lobotomy
06:44for me in a good way you don't need a lot to me rachel okay well i don't want to
06:48die well you might
06:49die you also might not die well i'd like to like not die with certainty okay so i'm doing the
06:54fucking bridge you don't know what the consequences are i do know what the consequences are okay i do it
06:59and i uh live or i don't do it and i probably die yes but you live as a version
07:05of yourself that you
07:05don't recognize yeah a very alive version though i thought all you had to do was believe he was your
07:22soulmate
07:22i don't want to die like my mom did okay so i have to try something
07:31i thought i'm going to do it and you're going to help me or you're not going to help me
07:35but i'm going to do it
07:39this will not be a tragedy filled wedding this is how i get to a hundred percent certainty
07:48do you really think this is for you to survive
07:50shit oh my god the wedding's at noon the wedding's at noon and sunsets at 4 44 it's 11 08.
07:58okay i'm going to start with the something stolen from victoria and then maybe the the something red
08:03yeah from probably portion because she hates me um oh by the way will you will you tell jules what
08:09the plan is yeah because he's gonna have to help us with the something dead and then i will come
08:13back
08:13and i will i'll grab mickey okay uh would you do that for me please i just came here to
08:17tell you
08:18i'm canceling the ceremony not that you bothered to get ready anyway wait wait wait wait wait you didn't
08:26even want a wedding four days ago the hell i was changing the last four days like you bringing
08:31incomprehensible evil into this home i am doing everything i can to stop it from affecting your
08:34family which means me getting married i don't want to hear about this narcissistic curse anymore
08:38it's very pick me and it's ruining the positive energy what positive energy you're preventing my
08:42mother from getting her dying wish no you'd be preventing your mother from getting her dying
08:45wish by calling off the wedding i think it's a little late for that now i have no problem telling
08:52everyone here to leave okay go ahead i know you don't care again but i don't care portia i just
09:02don't have time to fight with you about this you don't have time right because the waiting is in 45
09:06minutes and i have here
09:15you don't honestly believe that right
09:18I view...
09:18My right...
09:20My right, your screen.
09:22Brian, this is 9.1.
09:32I'm here, sir.
09:37Sir, you okay?
09:38Nooo!
09:39Thanks, that's great.
09:46Rachel, you have to calm down.
09:48The guests are arriving.
09:49What is wrong with you?
09:49You're not listening to me.
09:51I will not let you turn this wedding into some devil worshipping party.
09:53It's crazy that you think that.
09:54Not after getting slapped in the face because of your dealings with the underworld.
09:58I'm going to tell everyone here to leave.
09:59It doesn't matter.
10:01I don't need a hundred people, Portia.
10:02I can tell them all to leave.
10:03I just need Nikki, the rings, and the witness.
10:05And I'm still getting married.
10:08Okay?
10:09And you can still give your mother what she wants, which is a beautiful, beautiful wedding.
10:21Come on.
10:26Oh, fuck.
10:27People are coming.
10:28Do you want me to take the thing from you?
10:29Why?
10:30Because it's all bloody and gross.
10:33What do you want my blood for, Rachel?
10:36I don't want your blood.
10:38I'm just trying to help you.
10:40No.
10:45Excuse me.
10:46Do you know where?
10:47I'm not sure where the first looks are supposed to be.
10:48Oh, you're going the wrong way, actually.
10:49You can go that way where the guests are.
10:51Wait a minute.
10:51You're the bride, right?
10:52Mm-mm.
10:52Rachel.
10:53No?
10:53Yes, I am, but not right now.
10:55Rachel, I'm sorry.
10:55I'm kind of in the middle of something.
10:56Something bad happened.
10:57Uh, what happened?
10:58I don't know how it happened.
10:59I swear I had them in the box and then I put it down for a second.
11:02What happened?
11:02I can't find them anywhere.
11:03You can't find why?
11:04The brains.
11:08Um, okay.
11:09Do you, uh, do you know where they are?
11:11Where did you last see them?
11:12I don't know.
11:13You don't know?
11:14Okay.
11:14Are they in the box?
11:15I don't even wish to put them down.
11:19Rachel, congratulations.
11:20Hi.
11:21Do you remember seeing it with the-
11:22Hi, Rachel.
11:23Hi, hi.
11:23Hi.
11:23Just one sec.
11:24I'm going to be back to back.
11:27Uh, you look on the left side, okay?
11:28You just look over there and try and remember where you left saw it, okay?
11:33I'm going to have time for this.
11:34Okay, what color was the box?
11:37It's silver, I think.
11:40Silvers.
11:42Looking for something.
11:47Jude, uh, go look in the living room, yeah?
11:51Lighten up.
11:53Enjoy the day.
11:54It could be your last.
11:55Did you take our rings?
11:57Ah, it's true what they say.
12:00No one escapes the three rings of marriage.
12:04Jude!
12:04The engagement ring.
12:07The wedding ring.
12:09And the suffering.
12:12Did you take our rings?
12:16I only take my treasures after the disaster.
12:20This belonged to your mother.
12:31I'm wearing your father's tie.
12:35A little something borrowed for me.
12:48Well, you won't get any treasures this time, you fucking asshole.
12:52Because I'm not letting you win.
12:54I'm going to live.
12:55And I won't be passing this fucked up shit down to anyone.
12:58It ends with me tonight.
13:01We'll see.
13:02We'll see.
13:03We'll see.
13:04The sun sets at 4.44.
13:07Yeah, I know.
13:07I've got plenty of time.
13:08Cheers.
13:14I've got plenty of time.
13:29I've got plenty of time for you.
13:35This is a fucking joke. I thought it was your life's mission to save her anyway.
13:38That's a dramatic way to put it.
13:39Okay, well, if you don't do it, I'll do it.
13:41And that'll be bad for everyone, but you don't care, so fuck it.
13:44You'll do it.
13:45Yeah, why not?
13:46You don't know what you're doing. You'll totally fuck it up.
13:49Or will I? We'll see.
13:54No, I'll do it.
13:58Rachel, is it true you're wearing the dress?
14:01Her mom wouldn't let her wear it.
14:03No, it's fine. I'm sorry.
14:04I don't want to anyways. I actually went with something a little more modern.
14:07Hey, last night was so freaky.
14:10You talked to a ghost.
14:11Okay, where's Portia? Does her face look all fucked up?
14:15Yeah, sorry. I just...
14:39Hello?
14:41Hello?
15:15What are you doing?
15:22I'm sorry.
15:23I just, I wanted to check on her and make sure that she was okay.
15:30Okay?
15:37Sorry.
16:04I don't, I don't think that I, I can let you do that.
16:10I can't let you do that.
16:21Jules did say that there's a chance that she still can wake up in time.
16:26I think that we need to.
16:26My wife is the rarest type of person.
16:29She burns hot and fast.
16:32And for every time this happens, there's a little bit less of her than before.
16:37So, after all this, she's spent.
16:46I promised her I wouldn't let her fizzle out.
16:51She has lived a life of dignity and she will die.
17:07You can't just wait.
17:12Forty minutes.
17:16To see if she'll wake up.
17:24Look, this wedding is her, it's her dying wish.
17:31If anything, just, just do it for Nikki.
17:36Nikki needs to grow up.
17:40You guys are young and I can see our arrangement may stretch beyond your understanding, so I will put it
17:46to you plainly.
17:47If she, she would rather die, that's who she is, than turn into someone she doesn't recognize.
18:06I, I would like some alone time with my wife now.
18:11I, I would like some alone time with my wife now.
18:34George, Mellie.
18:36Yeah, we're ready.
18:38It has to be a bone.
18:40Yeah.
18:41Something relatively unnoticeable.
18:44You don't have to do this.
18:46Don't discourage her.
18:48From removing her bones ten minutes before she gets married.
18:51It's not all my bones.
18:53Please.
18:54Okay, I want to live. I want Nikki to be happy.
18:56I want all this to be over.
18:57So just cut something off me.
19:00What about a tooth?
19:02No, no, no. That'll fuck up her face.
19:04So?
19:05It's still her wedding day. She doesn't want a swollen face.
19:07Sorry I was under the impression we needed to save her life.
19:10Yes, in an unnoticeable way.
19:12She's gonna be supernaturally altered.
19:14On the inside.
19:18Pinky toe?
19:26I need you to make the decision for me.
19:28It's a fucking insane decision. I can't make it.
19:34Right or left?
19:36Oh, my right. Oh, sorry. No, wait. Left, left. Sorry.
19:40No, fuck. Right, right, right.
19:44Up on the table.
19:44Okay? Ice?
19:46Yes.
19:54Okay.
19:59First, we cut off circulation.
20:01You don't have to tell me what you're doing.
20:02Please.
20:03Please.
20:04Will she have a limp?
20:06Oh.
20:07Okay.
20:09Would you have changed yourself irrevocably to turn into mice only?
20:14Okay.
20:14Not if I'd have a limp.
20:15Not if I'd have a limp.
20:15Okay.
20:16Guys, guys.
20:17Oh, she'll have a limp.
20:18By cutting her fucking toe off.
20:21Okay, please.
20:28Hold her leg, please.
20:30Both.
20:30If you don't want to get kicked.
20:34Okay.
20:35How long is this gonna take?
20:36Okay.
20:37I don't know.
20:37I've never amputated anything before.
20:39Don't say that.
20:44If this doesn't work, something happens up there.
20:47We can't let Jude see it.
20:49Don't say that in front of her.
20:51I don't want you to see it either.
20:52You don't need to pretend like you.
20:54You don't know what it's like.
20:55Can we get back to the part where I don't die?
20:57Sorry.
20:57Please.
20:58Okay.
20:58Yeah.
20:59Okay.
20:59I'm gonna make the incision.
21:01You don't have to tell me what you're doing.
21:05Fuck!
21:06Oh!
21:08Oh, no!
21:09Oh, no!
21:10Oh, no!
21:11Oh, no!
21:12Oh, no!
21:13Oh, no!
21:14Oh, no!
21:15Oh!
21:16Oh!
21:16Oh!
21:16Oh!
21:16Fuck!
21:17Oh!
21:17Is it done?
21:19Yeah.
21:20Oh!
21:20Jesus Christ, like that.
21:21Oh, my God!
21:22Oh, my God!
21:23Oh, my God!
21:25So you don't bite your tongue off.
21:26Just take that.
21:27All right?
21:32Are we gonna crack down?
21:45Fuck!
21:45Fuck!
21:46It's done.
21:47It's done.
21:48It's done.
21:51You wanna hold it?
21:55Fuck.
21:56What do you want me to do with that?
21:57Put it on ice in case it changes our mind.
22:00Oh!
22:02Oh!
22:02Maybe we'll take?
22:04Yeah.
22:04Talk to me.
22:04Stay with me.
22:05Mm-hmm.
22:07Do you, do you, do you lost the rings?
22:09Don't worry.
22:10Oh!
22:10We can use ours.
22:11What?
22:13Just...
22:13All right?
22:14Oh, my God.
22:20Fuck.
22:21The Ox will kick in soon.
22:24I'll give you a re-up at the reception.
22:26Mm-hmm.
22:27In the meantime, no soccer, okay?
22:31Mm-hmm.
22:35You two make a pretty good team, actually.
22:38Told you.
22:40What time is it?
22:42It's 11.31.
22:46Fuck, I gotta go.
22:48No, no, no.
22:49You should really keep your foot elevated for a minute.
22:52I can't.
22:53I can't.
22:54I gotta go find Nikki.
23:25Oh, god.
23:50Oh, my God.
23:58Oh, my God.
24:21Shit. Sorry.
24:23Have you been hiding in here?
24:25Yeah.
24:26Kind of. I'm sorry.
24:29Mom.
24:30I'm happy to find you in here.
24:34Hi.
24:36Hi.
24:37Yeah.
24:49You can look at me.
24:51No.
24:52Okay.
24:54You can look at me.
24:56No.
24:57Bad luck.
24:59We're way past that now.
25:04You can look at me right outside the door.
25:07Uh-huh.
25:09Yeah.
25:10I put that there.
25:16You did.
25:18Yeah.
25:20I did that for you this morning.
25:21I just felt like...
25:24I don't know.
25:25There's been like this horrible distance between us.
25:29And I was just trying to...
25:31I don't know.
25:33Hmm.
25:36Hi.
25:39Hey.
25:40Look at me.
25:53What are we gonna do?
25:59We're gonna close the distance.
26:29It's...
26:31I'm gonna fix it.
26:34Just let me fix everything.
26:45All I have to do is be you.
26:54I love you.
27:06I love you.
27:38I love you.
28:07I'm sorry.
28:08I'm sorry.
28:09I'm sorry.
28:16I'm sorry.
28:18I love you.
28:21Oh, my God.
29:01Hey, what's on your mind?
29:05What are you thinking, man?
29:31Nikki, what's on your mind?
29:35I was just thinking about what you just said.
29:39Like, all you have to do is be you.
29:45Sounds...
29:48Sounds silly, but I don't, um...
29:53I don't...
29:55What?
30:00I don't know who I am right now.
30:06My parents and their...
30:09Everything they taught me...
30:11It's just like this whole week.
30:13It feels like everything changed and everything changed.
30:16I mean...
30:18No, Nikki, stop.
30:20Stop it.
30:20Hey, hey.
30:21Look at me.
30:22I can tell you who you are, okay?
30:24You are a big person.
30:26You are so, so good.
30:29And...
30:30And...
30:31Listen...
30:33Everything's gonna be okay.
30:34Everything's gonna be okay because I'm going to change.
30:37Okay?
30:37I'm going...
30:38I'm going to be good like you.
30:40What?
30:40Don't do that.
30:41I don't want anything about you to change.
30:43No, no, no.
30:44I'm a bad person.
30:45Okay?
30:46I am really...
30:46I am genuinely a bad person.
30:49No, you're not.
30:49Why are you saying that?
30:50Because I am.
30:51No, I am.
30:52The way I behaved at that rehearsal dinner, there's not okay.
30:55And I invited your dad to the wedding and...
30:57You were trying to reunite us.
30:59You didn't...
30:59No, I shouldn't have done that.
31:00It's like you said.
31:01I should have just realized how fucked up things were
31:04instead of trying to force this...
31:07cathartic reunion between you guys.
31:11I just thought if I did that, it would be like this big healing moment.
31:14And it was, Vicky, it was.
31:15It was kind of cathartic.
31:19It was.
31:21And I...
31:22I mean, I finally found out what happened to my mother.
31:25Yeah, and I wasn't there for you like I should have been.
31:27I just fucking glazed over that.
31:30I'm such a piece of shit.
31:31No, you're not.
31:32No, you are not.
31:33I...
31:33I...
31:37It's like...
31:38Are my last moments with my mom just me fucking yelling at her?
31:42I mean...
31:43I...
31:46It's like...
31:47Yeah, you might be cursed, but I'm pretty sure like I'm evil or something.
31:58You're not evil.
32:09I made out with Nellie.
32:17Yeah, I know.
32:22You know?
32:24I...
32:25Jules told me earlier today.
32:27Jules knows?
32:28They tell each other everything.
32:31I'm sorry.
32:33I'm so sorry.
32:34I shouldn't have done it.
32:35I shouldn't have done it.
32:36I thought that I was...
32:37That I was doomed and that maybe...
32:41You're not.
32:41You're not a bad person.
32:43Rachel.
32:44Hmm?
32:44You're not a bad person.
32:49We were so good before we got here.
32:56You know?
33:03See, you believe me, right?
33:07About the curse.
33:10I do.
33:11I understand.
33:14All that matters is this.
33:28I miss our tiny baby.
33:30No.
33:30Where is our tiny baby?
33:32What?
33:32You lost a tiny baby?
33:33I don't fucking know.
33:36Um...
33:36Vicky?
33:37Are you in there?
33:40Just...
33:40Yeah, hold on.
33:41It's mom.
33:42She's awake.
33:43She's okay.
33:44Hurry.
33:45The wedding is in 10 minutes.
33:46Go.
33:47I'll be right there.
33:48Um...
33:49Hey.
33:50I love you so much.
33:52I love you.
33:52Okay.
33:53Okay.
33:54I love you.
33:55Go.
33:55Oh, I found our tiny baby.
33:57Oh, my God.
33:58Keep it.
33:59Okay.
33:59Good luck.
34:00All right.
34:00I love you.
34:01I love you.
34:03I love you.
34:04I love you.
34:15Cheer up, child, you're the one who don't owe you a thing.
34:22Who bought you that ring?
34:27Cheer up, child, you're the goose and snipers don't care.
34:34There's nobody there.
34:40One of these days you might notice the patch on my head.
34:48I'm already dead.
34:53And see the man that you married for money can't bring.
35:00He's almost dead.
35:16He's almost dead.
35:19How do you make it down the street?
35:23City burns like a fire beneath your feet.
35:29Cheer up, child, you're once not tearing apart, though you broke its heart.
35:42Many people would give an arm and a limb to live where you live.
35:56It's not your fault, we don't make it through.
36:02We blame the one you were born into a happy day of us.
36:08No matter how, love, your feet have taken you today.
36:12Easy to say that I love something about you, but I don't know what it is.
36:22Something that I must find for you has truly built your fault.
36:44Do you see beneath the canopy from your top?
36:51I don't have the rings.
36:54All right.
36:57Give me your ring.
36:59What?
37:00We can't find the rings that are borrowing us.
37:03God, look what I have.
37:05I totally forgot.
37:08I didn't want them to get lost.
37:10No offense, Judy.
37:12Okay, here we go.
37:13Bye-bye.
37:14Bye-bye.
37:18Bye-bye.
37:24Bye-bye.
37:28Bye-bye.
37:30Bye-bye.
37:33Bye-bye.
37:34Bye-bye.
37:34Bye-bye.
37:34Bye-bye.
37:34Bye-bye.
37:35Bye-bye.
37:35Bye-bye.
37:35Bye-bye.
37:36Bye-bye.
37:37Bye-bye.
37:39Bye-bye.
37:40Christ, bled, bled, bled, bled, bled, bled
37:45That she sad and she sad
37:47That day you let you lose
37:52To be alone, don't mean it all
37:56Please run.
38:10Let's go.
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