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20:18minutes eye contact only no talking don't look away I'll time you okay ready
20:24three two one go
20:49you
21:20Who's the friend you were visiting in Austin when we met?
21:23My college roommate, Chris.
21:26You met Chris. He's the one who's allergic to everything.
21:29You're ruining it by talking.
21:31No talking. Eye contact only.
21:33No, don't look at me.
21:34Oh, okay.
21:35Okay, start it over.
21:37Starting.
21:38Three, two, one, go.
21:41Mm.
21:48Three, two, one, go.
22:34What? What happened?
22:36Let's dance. Yes.
22:37You want to dance?
22:38Yeah, but you only did two minutes.
22:40I don't know how to dance to this.
22:42Well, shouldn't we learn how to dance properly?
22:44We never dance properly.
22:45Let's do what they're doing.
22:49I don't care what anybody tells you.
22:51It's all about the sex.
22:53Gotta keep that spark alive.
22:55Do whatever it takes.
22:57I mean, whatever it takes.
23:00Add some body.
23:02Talk about it.
23:07These are divisive times we live in.
23:09It's just so nice to remember what it's actually all about.
23:13Love.
23:14Honey, please don't make me laugh.
23:15I'm sorry, it was a question again?
23:17You were just telling us a secret, too.
23:19I have married you.
23:43You are my destiny.
23:49to me. You are what you are to me. You are my happy.
24:02Making your grandfather proud from the great beyond? God. Yeah, you know, I hope so.
24:09So when are you going to tell us this famous story we keep hearing about? The story of how
24:13you and Nicky met? Oh, yeah. Well, a couple years ago I was flying all around the country.
24:35What are you doing? I'm Instagram stalking. Who? I'm trying to find girl Nicky. I'm pretty
24:43sure she was from Austin. Who? Girl Nicky, you know? The girl Nicky dated after that girl,
24:52Molly, and then before Rachel. Why? Something isn't adding up. What was your last name? Do you
25:00remember? Do you remember? Come with me. No. Yeah? No. Yeah? No. Hey.
25:14Why are you so obsessed with this story? Because Rachel's fucking cursed. What's that
25:21got to do with it? She clearly thinks this stupid romantic story proves that they're meant to
25:27be together and that it's going to save her life. But I think there's more to it. And
25:32I need to prove it. I need to. Why? So she doesn't die. So she doesn't die like her mother
25:43did. But why is that your problem? Because her dying mother told me to prevent the same
25:49thing from happening to her. So I have to try. This can't be your burden. But I was there.
25:59You shouldn't have been. But I was. Maybe. I was there for a reason, you know? It all
26:08makes sense now. It's not a fake monster story. It's real fucking horror. What I saw back
26:16then? Fucked me up. You wanted me to do something about it. Now I can do something about it. And
26:26it's this. It's fine that you don't believe in it. But I saw it with my own eyes.
26:45Carl Nicky's last name is Stuart, I think. Just try not to, like, ruin the party with
26:52him, take down a romance.
27:03I'm the only one left. And the gate agent is getting on the intercom. And she's looking
27:06straight at me. And she's saying, final boarding, last call, all ticketed passengers. And
27:10you forgot the cute guy. Oh, right. Yes. Sorry. Just me and this cute guy. And, um, the gate
27:20agent is just saying my name over and over and over and over again. And then the cute
27:24guy comes over. Why weren't they calling his name, too? Hmm? You keep saying you were the
27:30last two passengers. But they were only calling your name. Ignore him. Keep going. So he
27:37comes over and he's his. I, uh, you've never wondered? No, Jules, I've never even thought
27:44about it. Well, he's right here. We can ask him now. What? What are you doing right now?
27:51Jules, can I just wait? I'm just trying to understand the story. I don't get why they
27:55weren't also calling your name. It's weird. I don't know why. But it doesn't make sense.
28:00Let's get a drink. Let's go. Wait, wait. Hey, I have a drink. Wait. I want to know.
28:10Mickey.
28:15Okay. It was February 15th, right? The day you met?
28:19Uh, yes. Dude, shh. Oh, my God.
28:22See, I was confused because I thought you two met March. But then she said February. And
28:28that confused me more because I thought you were dating girl Nikki in February 2023. So
28:34I checked her Instagram. And yeah, she posted you on Valentine's Day that year. And also,
28:40you must have been dating girl Nikki because you were going to bring her to our wedding,
28:45which was on February 15th. The wedding you skipped, which was not in, where were you flying
28:51too? Chicago. It was not in Chicago. It was in California. So I'm doing the math. And I guess
29:00what really happened is that you were in Austin with girl Nikki. And she dumped you either on
29:06Valentine's Day or the day after. That's enough. So she must have dumped you right before you
29:11were both supposed to fly to our wedding. And you didn't get on the plane. Maybe because you're
29:16too ashamed to go to our wedding alone. I don't know. But you must have sat in that airport
29:23all day, moping around, looking for someone to save you because you're too codependent to be
29:30single for more than two minutes. And then you found her, an escape hatch. All this time,
29:37I thought you missed my wedding because you had the stomach flu and that you met her like
29:41a month later. But actually, you lied to both of us. So that's why they weren't calling
29:49his name. Because he wasn't on the flight.
30:03Your soulmate's a liar. How sure are you now? 15 percent. Want to talk about fate? How about
30:14the way you and I met? At your birth. You can shut up now. Shut up. Nikki, why don't you
30:21take Rachel to meet Uncle Lee? I'm just saying, that's fate, not this. Thank you, Jules. I think
30:27I just saved your life. Shut the fuck up, Jules!
30:32Daddy, do the way! Jesus Christ!
30:35Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
30:54I'm so sorry. What the fuck was that? I am so sorry. I had lied to you. I shouldn't have...
30:59You lied to me about so many things. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I should have just
31:04been up front with you back then. You lied to me today, Nikki. I asked you why you were an
31:09Austin. You said you were visiting your fucking college roommate. I know, but I did see him on that trip,
31:14too.
31:16Rachel, does it really matter that I wasn't supposed to be on that flight? We still had the best adventure.
31:23We wouldn't have met otherwise. We wouldn't be here right now. We'd be strangers. So who cares if I was
31:28on the flight or not?
31:29It does matter, Nikki. It does matter, because I finally thought that I met someone who felt the same things
31:36as me. But no! It turns out that you were just sad and single and you saw a scared girl
31:41at the airport and said, oh, fun! An adventure! Well, I am not a fucking adventure for you to go
31:46on!
31:47Come on, Rachel. We're getting married. It doesn't matter anymore the exact scenario under which we met.
31:53Nikki, did you invite my dad to the wedding?
32:02Do not lie to me.
32:09But it doesn't matter. He didn't respond. He isn't coming.
32:13Why would you do that, Nikki?
32:15I'm sorry. I regretted it immediately, but you didn't have anyone coming.
32:19And my parents kept asking me and asking me and...
32:23I was afraid that you'd look back someday and wish he'd been here.
32:28My fucking psychotic father who I haven't spoken to in 11 years.
32:32It's a huge mistake, okay? I knew it was wrong. I'm sorry.
32:37Rachel, I just... I just want to be with you.
32:40I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm fucking up so much. I'm sorry.
32:43Is it true that you got out of a relationship the day we met?
32:55So what?
32:56I'm like a... a rebound.
32:59You're not a rebound.
33:00I'm like a rebound.
33:01Rachel, we're getting married.
33:04You're not a rebound.
33:13We are still getting married, right?
33:19Hmm.
33:23You'd seriously consider throwing away everything that happened after that day?
33:28All of the love and trust that we have now because I...
33:31I didn't think the plane was going down when I met you.
33:33Yeah, well, maybe I shouldn't have saved your life that day.
33:35Oh, yeah. Well, you didn't. The plane didn't fucking crash.
33:43Hi.
33:44I'm so sorry to interrupt, but dinner is served by candlelight.
33:48Very romantic.
33:50Maybe it'll help change Earl's attitude.
33:52Huh?
33:53Put on a happy face.
33:54Rachel, you're wearing a t-shirt.
33:56You're wearing... you can't wear that.
33:57I genuinely don't give a fuck.
33:58Oh, my gosh!
33:59She is so mean.
34:01She looks poor.
34:02Pasha, you can't see that.
34:03Yeah, why not.
34:04Bye.
34:47Hi.
34:49Hi.
34:50I just wanted to apologize on behalf of myself and my fiancee for what happened earlier.
34:59We really do appreciate you all being here and we did not intend to put on a show, but
35:04hey, free show.
35:09I want to tell another story quickly, a different story.
35:14So I'm going to die on Sunday.
35:21It's not a joke, really.
35:24There is a horrible, fucked up curse that has plagued my bloodline for centuries and if
35:29I don't marry my soulmate by sundown on Sunday, I will die.
35:34And if I don't get married, the curse will spread to his bloodline, which is like all
35:39of you.
35:40Mom.
35:43Sorry, Jules.
35:45I don't think I told you that part.
35:49I mean, put yourself in my position.
35:52Would you have married that person?
35:54What is she?
35:54Really?
35:55Think about it.
35:56Do you want me to stop her?
35:57But don't worry, because I wouldn't do that to you.
36:01That's enough.
36:01That's enough.
36:01It happened to my mother.
36:04She got married and died right over there actually on the other side of these woods.
36:09So I just found out that I was actually born in this place, which is actually kind of crazy,
36:13because now it appears I'm going to die here as well.
36:16So yes, you are right, it is actually kind of like cosmic fate, Portia.
36:21So to echo your sentiment, Dr. Cunningham, here's one.
36:26To fate.
36:27To fate.
36:39That was the plane crashing.
36:47You just keep eating.
36:56You can't eat anymore, baby.
37:08My death, it haunts him like a ship without a sail.
37:21I know I'll be constant, but just for him I will prevail.
37:32He doesn't like it when I cry.
37:38He doesn't like it when I cry.
37:45He doesn't like it when I cry.
37:51And now he's gone, so I'm crying all the time.
38:00Crying all the time.
38:06Crying all the time.
38:07Crying all the time.
38:08My death, it haunts me like a ship without a sail.
38:21I know I'll be constant, but just for him I will prevail.
38:32He doesn't like it when I cry.
38:38And now he's gone, so I'm crying all the time.
38:47Crying all the time.
38:51Crying all the time.
38:53Crying all the time.
39:00Crying all the time.
39:02He doesn't like it when I cry.
39:07He doesn't like it when I cry.
39:12Crying all the time.
39:13He doesn't like it when I cry.
39:19Crying all the time.
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