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00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:04Look, I don't know what's going on in your personal life.
00:06She broke up with me.
00:07I know what I need to do now.
00:09You try and call her, I'll kill you.
00:10No, I'm gonna buckle down and focus on my music.
00:14Are you gonna start a band?
00:16I'm gonna write some songs and send them to Dr. Demento.
00:19And he is... a psychiatrist.
00:23He's a DJ.
00:25He plays all kinds of cool underground stuff on his show.
00:28I finished my song.
00:30Play it.
00:31It's called Do the Axolotl.
00:34I'm already confused.
00:42Did you find it?
00:43No, it ain't anywhere.
00:45Did you try giving her a different stuffed animal?
00:47She's been crying for over an hour and I never thought of that.
00:49Thank God you're here.
00:51Maybe she's crying because her mother's so mean.
00:54Don't take it out on him.
00:56Yeah, he didn't lose Wawa.
00:58So you're saying that I did?
01:00Oh no, I'm sure a stuffed monkey just got up and walked away.
01:04Is that helpful?
01:06Feels bad, don't it?
01:08Y'all, let's not turn on each other.
01:11Found it in the car.
01:14Does that look like a monkey to you?
01:16It's brown, it's fuzzy, she ain't gonna know the difference.
01:18She'll know.
01:20She's fooled by got your nose.
01:22She ain't the brightest.
01:24She's three.
01:25Exactly.
01:25She'll cry it out tonight and in the morning she'll have forgotten all about it.
01:29Found a ring.
01:30Yep, that's mine.
01:32You said you were getting that cleaned.
01:34And now that I found it, I will.
01:42Finally fell asleep.
01:44Oh, thank God.
01:46She really loves that little monkey.
01:48I know, that's kinda sweet.
01:53I hate that stupid monkey.
01:57I hate that stupid monkey.
01:59I hate that stupid monkey.
02:02I hate that stupid monkey.
02:05I hate that stupid monkey.
02:08I hate that stupid monkey.
02:09I hate that stupid monkey.
02:12I hate that stupid monkey.
02:12I hate that stupid monkey.
02:13I hate that stupid monkey.
02:15I hate that stupid monkey.
02:15I hate that stupid monkey.
02:15I hate that stupid monkey.
02:15I hate that stupid monkey.
02:18I hate that stupid monkey.
02:21I hate that stupid monkey.
02:27Uh, excuse me, where are your Beanie Babies?
02:31Sold out.
02:33Shoot. Let's try Walmart.
02:35Good luck. They're sold out everywhere.
02:37Really?
02:38People are going crazy for them.
02:39We had a fight in here the other day.
02:41What? Kids are fighting over them?
02:42No, moms. It was hot.
02:45Okay, well, do you know when you're gonna get more in?
02:47Because we really need the monkey.
02:50Okay.
02:51This is not a laughing matter.
02:53Our daughter won't sleep without her.
02:54Yeah, we need that monkey.
02:56Did you say you have the monkey?
02:58No, they're sold out.
03:00If you get one in, can you set it aside for me?
03:02Maybe.
03:02Well, hey, we were here first.
03:04I'll give you 60 bucks.
03:06Hey, lady, back off, okay?
03:07If there's a monkey, it's ours.
03:09Here we go.
03:17Delicious. Nutritious. Sardines.
03:20All right, Dementites and Dementoids.
03:23This next one's becoming a real ear worm around here.
03:27Here's Connor McAllister with Do the Axolotl.
03:30Oh, my gosh.
03:41He played my song. He played my song on the radio.
03:44Who, Captain Demented?
03:46I think it's Dr. Demented.
03:49It's Dr. Demento, and he played it more than once.
03:51That's amazing.
03:52He said it was his favorite song about an amphibian from a whole year.
03:57Do you know what this means?
03:59Finally going to make some money?
04:01Not a dime.
04:03Then I don't know what it means.
04:05This is just the first step.
04:07You know, Weird Al got his start on Dr. Demento.
04:09You see?
04:11You know who Weird Al is?
04:13I'm assuming one of Connor's friends?
04:16He's the biggest star in novelty music.
04:19Maybe you can be Weird Connor.
04:22Maybe.
04:26Here's me and Dale in front of the St. Louis Arch.
04:30And here we are at Mount Rushmore.
04:32Looks like you had a nice trip.
04:34Yeah.
04:35But I'll tell you, making love in an RV is a young woman's game.
04:40Mom?
04:41Oh, I said making love, you prude.
04:46Oh, hey, Connie. How was your trip?
04:49Just wonderful.
04:50Oh, God.
04:50So she gets wonderful and I get making love in an RV?
04:54Sorry.
04:55We had a lot of sex.
04:57So tell me, how's my great-grandbaby?
05:00Well, that's actually why I'm here.
05:02Mary, I need your help.
05:03What's going on?
05:04You know that stuffed monkey that she loves?
05:06Well, she lost it and now none of us can sleep.
05:09Well, I was lost.
05:10Did you look?
05:11Yes, I looked.
05:12Did you try buying?
05:12Yes, I tried.
05:14Sorry.
05:15I haven't slept in a couple days and I'm a little cranky.
05:16A little?
05:17Yes, a little.
05:19What can I do?
05:20Well, you sew.
05:21Do you think you could make one that looks like that?
05:24Doesn't look too hard.
05:26I'll just need to hit the fabric store.
05:28Way ahead of you.
05:31Okay, I guess I'll get right on it.
05:36Where are you going?
05:37Take a nap.
05:37Keep it down.
05:42Jim!
05:43How does she even know that I...
05:46Come listen to this.
05:49What?
05:50Hey, Connor, it's Chloe.
05:52I heard your song on the radio and I just wanted to say congratulations.
05:56If you ever want to catch up sometime, give me a call.
05:59I don't believe her.
06:01What are we going to do?
06:02What can we do?
06:03We can erase it.
06:04No, we can't do that.
06:05She only wants to get back with him now that he's successful.
06:08Is successful the right word?
06:10I don't want him to get hurt again.
06:12He's a grown-up.
06:13Okay, he can make his own decisions.
06:15Maybe he won't call her.
06:17She's a woman who had sex with him.
06:18He's going to call her.
06:20Call who?
06:21No one.
06:21Chloe called.
06:23Oh.
06:24She left a message.
06:25Which you could erase or I could erase.
06:27I'll erase it.
06:28Wait.
06:29I want to hear it.
06:31Okay.
06:35Can I have some privacy?
06:37I understand.
06:39But no.
06:41Be in the bedroom.
06:42She just wants you back because you've got a song on the radio.
06:44That ain't what she said.
06:45It's what she meant.
06:46A mother knows.
06:50Well, Mary did a great job.
06:53I know.
06:54Cece couldn't even tell the difference and she's pretty smart.
06:56Cece, don't eat the sand.
06:59Don't eat.
07:00She's eating the sand.
07:02Where did you find a Beanie Baby?
07:05Oh, it's my great-granddaughter's.
07:08I'll give you 40 bucks for it.
07:10What?
07:10For this thing?
07:1250.
07:13Oh, I-I-I-I couldn't.
07:15She loves it.
07:16So does my son.
07:17And the dog ate his.
07:1960?
07:21I couldn't possibly sell it for less than 100.
07:27Deal.
07:31Easy money.
07:34Hey, where's Wawa?
07:36I sold it to that broad over there.
07:39Are you crazy?
07:40Cece's gonna lose her mind.
07:42Just calm down.
07:43We'll get married and make her another one.
07:44Connie, she gave me a hundred bucks for it.
07:48Seriously?
07:49It's not even a real Beanie Baby.
07:50She don't know that.
07:53Why do you need 20 of them?
07:56Well, we were at the park with Cece.
07:57And this woman saw the one you'd made for her.
08:01And as it turns out, she runs a charity for sick kids.
08:09Really sick.
08:10Really sad.
08:11And she said, you know, the kids go nuts for them.
08:14But of course, the real ones are so hard to find.
08:17Oh, well, of course I can make more.
08:21You said 20?
08:2220.
08:2350.
08:2550?
08:26A lot of sick kids out there.
08:28Really sick.
08:29Really sad.
08:39Thank God my mom can sew or Cece'd still be crying.
08:42I get it.
08:43One time my dog lost his favorite squeaky toy.
08:46It was rough.
08:48Every time I tell you about my daughter, you tell me about your dog.
08:51You should be honored.
08:52I love that dog.
08:55One's a person, one's an animal.
08:57Cece eats stuff she shouldn't?
08:59Yeah.
09:00You clean up after her?
09:01Yeah.
09:02She happy to see you when you get home?
09:03Of course.
09:04There's literally no difference.
09:07Hello.
09:08Hey.
09:08Oh, what brings you by?
09:09I need some advice about a girl.
09:12Hit me.
09:13Don't talk to the married guy about girls.
09:15Talk to someone who's still in the game.
09:18Or someone who won the game.
09:20You got her pregnant.
09:21You went on an error.
09:22Anyway, Chloe called.
09:25Wow.
09:25Is this the ex?
09:26Yes.
09:27She heard my song on the radio and wants to catch up.
09:31Hmm.
09:31Nice.
09:32Not nice.
09:33She broke his heart and now she's poking around because he's got something going on.
09:37Yeah.
09:37That's why you write songs.
09:38To get girls.
09:40She's just going to use it.
09:42Exactly.
09:43Go get it, son.
09:45You weren't there last time.
09:46He was a wreck.
09:47I was.
09:48And he's just getting over her.
09:50I am.
09:50So he definitely does not want to see her again.
09:52I might.
09:53Dude.
09:57Well, I got to say, you raised a really good counterfeiter.
10:01Just think how much fun she'd been if Jesus hadn't gotten his hooks in her.
10:06Oh, Mandy.
10:07Well, it's a good thing I got on pants.
10:10The mailman got quite a show the other day.
10:13Well, what's all this stuff?
10:15Oh, uh, it's for charity.
10:18Sick kids.
10:20That don't sound right.
10:22What do you mean?
10:23Come on.
10:24What's the angle?
10:26There's no angle.
10:27I'm just trying to give back.
10:30That's a load of BS.
10:32Aw, he really gets you.
10:35Fine.
10:36They're counterfeits.
10:37We're selling them for a bundle to desperate mothers.
10:40You see, that's why we got our lawyer's number on the fridge.
10:51Hello.
10:51Hey.
10:52Sorry I'm late.
10:53It's okay.
10:54I actually got here early, but then thought too early might seem weird, so I took a walk
10:59around the block, then ran into a guy I went to high school with.
11:01He was always really mean to me, but he acted like we were old friends, which was confusing,
11:05but I played along.
11:07Anyway, here I am.
11:09It's nice to see you.
11:10You too.
11:12I wasn't sure you'd call me back.
11:14I wasn't sure either.
11:17I kind of figured your family might hate me.
11:19They do.
11:20Big time.
11:23Do you?
11:25I did.
11:26I probably should.
11:28But I don't.
11:33Kind of awkward, isn't it?
11:35Even for me, and that's saying something.
11:39So, what did we talk about?
11:42I heard your song.
11:44So good.
11:45Thanks.
11:46I had to look up what an axolotl is.
11:49You know what they say.
11:50Every good song requires homework.
11:53So, why'd you write about that?
11:55They can regrow their hearts.
11:57That's interesting.
11:58Because I had mine torn out, stomped on, and smashed into the dirt.
12:05Sorry.
12:07Hey, it's awkward again.
12:16Looking for Beanie Babies?
12:18This is the third store I've been to.
12:21They're hard to come by, unless you know somebody.
12:27One for $60, two for $100.
12:28That's outrageous.
12:30Are those Beanie Babies?
12:32They sure are.
12:32Well, how much?
12:33Oh, I don't care.
12:34I'll take them all.
12:35Oh!
12:35Hang on.
12:36Hang on.
12:36I want one.
12:37You said $60?
12:38Sorry, lady.
12:40Price just went up.
12:44Look what I got for Cece.
12:47Oh, that is so sweet.
12:49But she already has this one.
12:52Shoot.
12:53I'll buy it from you.
12:55Oh.
12:56You don't have to do that.
12:57We'll just keep it as backup.
12:58Please, my kid's begging for one.
13:00Oh.
13:02What do you think?
13:03Well, it does seem like the Christian thing to do.
13:08Amen.
13:09$100.
13:13Thanks so much.
13:14Tell your friends.
13:16What are you doing?
13:18I'm counting.
13:19If I taught you nothing, we don't count in public.
13:22How much we got?
13:23A lot.
13:26I heard you were selling Beanie Baby.
13:28Yeah, we got a few left.
13:29It's going to be one lucky kid.
13:31They're not just for kids.
13:34A lot of adults collect them.
13:36It is not weird.
13:37No, but he said it was weird.
13:39Tell that to my mother.
13:41You're never going to get a man with a bedroom full of dolls.
13:45A whole room.
13:46Sounds cool to me.
13:48So how many would you like?
13:51Hang on.
13:52Where's the tag?
13:54What do you mean?
13:55All Beanie Babies have a heart-shaped tag.
13:58This is fake.
14:00Just keep your voice standing.
14:01Have it for free.
14:03Don't insult me.
14:04Like I would put this in my room.
14:11Oh.
14:12Hi.
14:14Hey.
14:15You remember Chloe?
14:17I sure do.
14:19Hi, Mr. McAllister.
14:21We were going to go up to my room and play music.
14:23Well, have fun.
14:26Be safe.
14:27Dad.
14:28Roll the dice.
14:29What do you want me to say?
14:34Don't freak out, but you brought her home.
14:37What?
14:37They just went up to his room to play music.
14:40That's how it started last time.
14:42Then the music stopped and he got his heart broken.
14:44He's a grown man, Audrey.
14:46What do you want me to do?
14:46That grown man is still my precious baby boy.
14:49Hey, you wonder why he's weird.
15:10We sound good.
15:12We do.
15:18I miss this.
15:20Me too.
15:25Don't.
15:28I'm sorry.
15:29I thought we were having fun.
15:31We are.
15:34It's just.
15:35What?
15:39You really hurt me.
15:43I know.
15:44I'm sorry.
15:47You think maybe we could try again?
15:54Someone has to go check on them.
15:56Go ahead.
15:58You're the scary one.
16:01You think I'm the scary one?
16:05Hey.
16:07Georgie.
16:08Of the two of us.
16:10Which one are you more scared of?
16:14Um...
16:15I guess I'll say him, but that's just because you terrify me.
16:20Hello.
16:21Oh, hi, honey.
16:25So, how's it going up there?
16:27She left.
16:29For now, for good, I need more information.
16:32She wanted to get back together, but I told her no.
16:36Oh, thank God.
16:38Good for you, son.
16:40At first, I thought she'd be the only girl who ever liked me.
16:44Oh, that ain't true.
16:45I know.
16:46Because if one song on the radio got her back, there's no telling how many girls I can get.
16:51Damn straight, Bubba.
17:03Oh, excuse me.
17:05You dropped this.
17:06Thank you so much.
17:07I recognize that monkey.
17:11Oh, how is your little guy feeling?
17:16Fine.
17:17Praise the Lord.
17:20Although I like to think I had a little hand in it.
17:27You should have seen him.
17:28He was so happy, you would never even know he was sick.
17:32Sounds like a miracle.
17:35Doesn't it feel good knowing you're making a difference?
17:38I just wish we could do more.
17:41Stop now before you regret doing too much good.
17:45There's no such thing as too much good.
17:47I agree.
17:48We need to find ways to ramp this up.
17:51What are you thinking?
17:54What if we included all the kids from Sunday school like a little assembly line?
17:59Kids helping kids.
18:01I love it.
18:03I am going to call Pastor Jeff right now.
18:05Do you mind if I use your phone?
18:07Go for it.
18:11So now you're turning Sunday school into a sweatshop.
18:16They're little.
18:17They don't sweat much.
18:38They don't sweat much.
18:48They don't sweat much.
18:50They don't sweat much.
18:50They don't sweat much.
18:51They don't sweat much.
18:51They don't sweat much.
18:52They don't sweat much.
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