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00:15Hey, kiddo.
00:18No, I gotcha a matcha.
00:23I'm good.
00:24You seem good.
00:26Um, so the police would like us to come down to the station soon.
00:30Maybe you want to throw on some socks and shoes.
00:34Or not socks. That's fine.
00:36Even if I did burn his house down on purpose, no jury would convict me.
00:40Ah, not sure we want to say that sort of thing out loud.
00:43Maybe we want to practice saying how it was an accident.
00:46I don't need to practice saying the truth.
00:49I like that. If you don't slip that in, I am going to.
00:53Oh, did you brush your hair?
00:55I did.
00:56The back, too?
00:58You know what? I like it. It's good.
01:01Oh, um, I lost my slipper under the desk.
01:06Can you kick it to me?
01:08Let's keep our shoes on in here, folks.
01:10Here's some creamers.
01:11I know how this looks, especially because Arch and I were in a big fight,
01:16and I was pretty pissed off.
01:18Oh, sorry. Hold on. I'm just listening, and I'm not writing.
01:21Just let me catch up here.
01:23Motive, check.
01:23Officer, she doesn't have to practice if she is saying the truth.
01:27Do you want me to write that down?
01:29Mm-hmm.
01:29Anyway, I took his copy of War and Peace, and I lit it on fire.
01:34Sorry, you intentionally burned my first edition of Tolstoy.
01:38I did, yeah.
01:38The Clarabelle translation is the only one in the English language that has the second epilogue.
01:43Oh, it burned so good.
01:45So then you did arson a book.
01:47Arson isn't a verb.
01:48I'm pretty sure it's a verb.
01:49No, it's not a verb.
01:50It's a verb.
01:51And I am not looking it up.
01:52I just have to check.
01:53It's a little verb, mate.
01:54Checking something else real quick.
01:55I burned the book, but the house was an accident, I swear.
01:59Exactly.
02:00Archie, is there anything that you would like to add that might be helpful for your wife?
02:08If Katie says that it was an accident, then it was an accident.
02:14Well, there you go.
02:15Case closed.
02:16No, don't do that.
02:17Don't tell me how to do my police work.
02:19I don't tell you how to write your rooster books, do I?
02:21Okay.
02:22But I'll tell you what, if I did, I would have the guy do karate.
02:26Maybe.
02:26Wouldn't that be fun?
02:27You know, just going around, like, fighting stuff.
02:31My trousers, man.
02:32These are the only trousers I have that didn't burn in the fire.
02:35Trousers, some paper towels.
02:37Please.
02:38I'm nice to mind.
02:39You can, if you were going to have my back, so thanks.
02:43Yeah, of course.
02:46I still love you.
02:49Cool.
02:50So does your dad know that, um, that Sonny's, uh, been impregnated?
02:57Absolutely insane way to distance yourself from it.
03:00Um, no.
03:02God, no.
03:03It's humiliating enough.
03:04Yeah, I'm not even sure if, if Sonny's going to keep it.
03:07I mean, she's, she's, it's always sort of one thing or another with her.
03:09Would you keep me posted on that?
03:11Because I love a good cliffhanger.
03:16Why did you do this to us?
03:19I don't know.
03:19Maybe I just wanted to be with someone who thought I was really great again.
03:22Ew.
03:22Recently, all of our conversations have been about how I needed to change.
03:27And I, I, okay, I, I know that I am flawed.
03:29I'll admit that.
03:31Frankly, my self-awareness has made it a lot easier for me to forgive you.
03:36I already have, you know?
03:37But I guess the only question is, will you ever be able to forgive me?
03:43Can we, I want to back up.
03:46Did you, you forgive me?
03:51I did.
03:53I mean, who hasn't gone a little crazy after a bad breakup?
03:56That's what Katie's going through.
03:58Yeah, that's true.
03:59I had a prom date stand me up and, uh, I dropped out of high school.
04:03Oh.
04:04Yeah, went out on the road, falling a little biscuit around.
04:06Really?
04:06Well, yeah, I guess how many times they, uh, called me up on stage.
04:11Seventeen.
04:12Seventeen?
04:14You ever seen anybody get called on stage seventeen times?
04:18That's an outrageously high number.
04:21I was called on stage three times.
04:23Katie's a really good kid.
04:24Ah!
04:25Oh, stupid fuck.
04:27You're lucky he didn't leave his gun in here.
04:29Oh, actually, I did.
04:31I'm just going to goink.
04:32Oh, heads up!
04:33Christ!
04:33Gun on the floor.
04:34Oh, I never put it back right.
04:37That's the move.
04:37There we go.
04:39Oh, I, oh, I, I played the fool.
04:45I laugh at me, I'm trying, trying.
04:50Falling sometimes, sometimes flying.
04:54Cry me an ocean of white liners.
04:58Cruel, cruel, cruel.
05:03Before we get started, submissions for the Ludlow Review are open, so get us your poems and short stories.
05:09I can tell you nothing feels better than seeing your work in print.
05:13My first published piece is still taped on my dad's refrigerator next to a Georgia Bulldogs magnet and the number
05:20of a plumber who died about six years ago.
05:22My stuff's not going on the fridge, because I write about real life, and in real life I pull, hmm,
05:29I'm talking threesomes, girl on girl, MILF, DILF, Eli.
05:34What's that?
05:35You want to get pegged?
05:36Okay.
05:36I have asthma.
05:37Okay, well, bring your nebulizer.
05:39Eva, heal, girl.
05:40Okay, diving back into Emily Dickinson.
05:44Hey, Walt, got you a double espresso in a big cup.
05:47Ah, thank you.
05:48I think our favorite barista might have cut her own bangs.
05:52Something is deeply off.
05:54I can't worry about Beverly right now.
05:55We just heard about a new green initiative, and he's...
05:58The trustees are shoving a very complicated policy down my throat.
06:01Okay, you want to take one of our coffee walks?
06:03You can vent.
06:05I don't know.
06:06Good morning, Dean Riggs.
06:07Hi.
06:08Oh, Professor Shepard.
06:09Hi, buddy.
06:10Crystal, can you send me a student file?
06:12Gracie Shaw.
06:13She says she has ADHD.
06:15But I think she's just lazy and a little dumb.
06:18Or she's really struggling.
06:20Let's all root for her.
06:23How are you friends with this guy?
06:25We're not close.
06:25I keep him at arm's length.
06:26You two are having dinner tonight at 7.30.
06:29Thank you, Crystal.
06:31Oh, my bad.
06:32Hey, Walt.
06:33Can we talk for...
06:34Oh, oh, hi.
06:35How you doing?
06:37Great.
06:38Great.
06:39How'd you sleep?
06:40How did I sleep?
06:41Yeah.
06:43I'm gonna go.
06:43All right.
06:45Let me ask you a question.
06:46Yes, come.
06:46What can I do for you, Greg?
06:47Well, this is about Katie.
06:48Fire away.
06:49Just don't ask how I slept.
06:50Deniable sexual energy in that room.
06:52I thought it was in Latin America.
06:54But I know, I know.
06:55You're a gentleman.
06:55You don't kiss and tell.
06:56We didn't kiss.
06:57So, you wanted to, but she said no.
07:03Oh, she wanted to, but you said no.
07:07How are you doing this?
07:08It's all in the micro-expressions.
07:10Ah.
07:10Come on, now.
07:11Give me the goss and we'll get on to your thing.
07:13No, I'm here because I want to make sure that Katie's job is safe.
07:17Well, her job is absolutely not safe.
07:18She burned down a historic faculty house.
07:21That was an accident.
07:22He also assaulted a professor down at the police precinct.
07:25That was on purpose.
07:26To be clear, I like Katie, but I am also tasked with protecting this institution, and I'm struggling with that.
07:33Oh, good news.
07:35Struggle's over.
07:36Katie resigned.
07:38No, she didn't.
07:41Wow.
07:42That is big font.
07:45Let me talk to her before you do anything, please, as a friend.
07:50Friends share secrets, Greg.
07:52Really?
07:57All right.
07:59I think Dylan found me charming.
08:02Now we're cooking, Greg.
08:03We're so not cooking.
08:09Ah.
08:10Привет, mamochka.
08:12Uh, what happened to your eye and pants?
08:13Funny story about that.
08:15I was walking down Stone Hill, and I fell.
08:18Hilarious.
08:19Yeah.
08:19So, I got your text.
08:20What's up?
08:20Are you okay?
08:21Yes.
08:22Ah, I told you I was pregnant, right?
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:25No one gets my jokes.
08:27Listen, I just want you to know, Sonny, that it's such a big decision, and whatever it is you decide
08:31to do...
08:32I'm keeping it.
08:34Oh.
08:35Great.
08:36I know there are a million reasons I shouldn't have this baby.
08:38I was supposed to go to Burning Man.
08:40I think that you love Burning Man.
08:41But, no matter how hard I try to not want it, I find that I still do.
08:47Absolutely.
08:50Okay, okay.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:51It's, uh, this is, it's just, this is a lot.
08:53I know.
08:54It's a lot for me, too.
08:56But I've got an interview for an internship in, like, an hour, so if you could just pretend to be
09:02all in.
09:03Oh.
09:03I'd really appreciate that.
09:04I am.
09:05A hundred percent.
09:07It feels like 80, but I'll take it.
09:10Phew.
09:14My mom has to go to the hospital again, so we have to do all this kind of testing, and
09:19she hates needles.
09:20It's like, what are these things?
09:21It's amazing, V.R.P.
09:22It's just, like, okay, uh...
09:24Oh, hey, Professor Bates, what is going on with your pants?
09:28Whatever it is, I love it.
09:29Has it ever felt like everything you've ever worked for is just slipping through your fingers?
09:34No.
09:35You know, I was going to spend the next six months working on my book.
09:40I mean, I'm not kidding myself.
09:41I know that geopolitical non-fiction isn't exactly the recipe for a sexy bestseller,
09:45but I just think the people who would love it would really love it.
09:47I would love it.
09:48Instead, I'll be making runs to Costco for rotisserie chicken and a Toyota Sienna.
09:54Oh, my mom has a Sienna.
09:55You can open the trunk with your foot.
09:57Oh.
10:00Um, I'm sorry to dump all this on your shoulders, uh...
10:03Gina.
10:04Gina.
10:05You can have anything on my shoulders.
10:07Thank you, Barty.
10:09Uh, not you, Rowland.
10:10Sorry.
10:10Uh, uh, uh, hello.
10:14Right?
10:14So I go down to the front desk because I locked myself out again.
10:18Yeah.
10:18And they hand me a ladle with a key on it that opens all of the doors.
10:25How cute is this town?
10:26I know what you're doing.
10:28Don't bother.
10:28My mind is made up.
10:29Not doing anything.
10:30New England.
10:31Believe the hype.
10:32Oh, my gosh.
10:33What is this?
10:34It's a year-round Christmas store.
10:35It is a year-round Christmas store.
10:38How can it stay in business?
10:39Because it has amazing hot chocolate.
10:40Dad, I need to go somewhere so I can have a fresh start without all the noise.
10:44Are you kidding me?
10:45Dad.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:48They give you a peppermint stick to stir it with.
10:50Do you think I don't know about the fucking peppermint sticks?
10:53I've lived here for three years.
10:54I love those sticks.
10:55Then don't give up.
10:56Just because of one tiny little setback.
10:59Okay.
11:00Several major terrible setbacks.
11:02Are you kidding?
11:03Mom left you five years ago and you gave up like that.
11:06At least I'm planning on starting over.
11:08I'm not moving to Florida to hide from life.
11:11It's pathetic.
11:12Hmm.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:14That was way too mean.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:16Okay.
11:17I'm sorry.
11:17That was so mean.
11:23By the way, I'm not hiding.
11:26I am also collecting shells.
11:28And I'm thinking about joining a cult.
11:32I'm expanding the Ludlow Review.
11:34Instead of one issue, I'm putting together two.
11:36Winter and spring.
11:37I need your budgetary approval.
11:39What an unladylike way to ask.
11:42The new student center drained the endowment, so the purse strings are fairly tight right now.
11:46I'm sure they are, but the review is a cornerstone of the arts program.
11:50The poetry department is one of the things that attracts students to the institution.
11:54I know.
11:55It's huge.
11:56All the freshmen show up wearing the jerseys of their favorite poets.
11:59E-e-comics.
12:02This prehistoric fucker.
12:03Hey, let's go.
12:04Crystal said you got 20 minutes for a coffee walk.
12:0615.
12:07Thank you, Crystal.
12:08I just got into it with Riggs, and I need to tell you about it just in case he tries
12:11to undercut me at your little dinner tonight.
12:13Yeah, fine, fine.
12:13But then I want to hear every sordid detail about you throwing yourself at Greg.
12:19Excuse me?
12:19I respect it.
12:20Shoot your shot.
12:21I would.
12:21Man's a silver fox, for God's sake.
12:24I know I've only been here a couple of days, but I am really going to miss this place.
12:29I never took the cock.
12:32Well, I'm sure that is a fun topic for you and your gal pal friends, but I don't think I
12:36want to hear about that.
12:37Come on, it's a weather vane.
12:38Oh.
12:39It's a tradition here.
12:40One of the professors takes that, hides it on the campus, and then if a student finds it, everyone gets
12:44the day off.
12:46I just wish I'd done it once.
12:48Well, honey, then just stay and do it.
12:51Yeah?
12:52Come on.
12:54Wow.
12:58I've never seen her look like that.
13:01At least now we know what makes her special.
13:02Dude.
13:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:06You're the one who said it would make more sense if you knew how she was special, and now we
13:10know.
13:11Don't let that derail you.
13:12You are a rock star.
13:13You keep saying that, Dad, but I'm not.
13:15Yeah, you are.
13:16I'm a loser.
13:16No, honey, gosh.
13:18You're not.
13:18Sweetie, you're not a loser.
13:19I am a loser, and I'm done with this place, okay?
13:22Go get your cocoa.
13:23I know that's what you've been thinking about anyway.
13:25I'm not thinking about a cocoa, honey.
13:32Walt, she's in.
13:33Katie's not leaving.
13:34Oh, that's great news, Greg.
13:36Here you go.
13:37Thank you, Beverly.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Definitely an issue there.
13:42Happy about Katie.
13:43Ah.
13:44A local police officer is somewhat overzealous, but I'll just have him at the hothouse, and
13:48I will talk to him.
13:49And Katie is going to have to write an apology to the board, but let's clean up our trash,
13:54please, boys and girls.
13:55But she can blame the whole thing on women's stuff, hormones, long meds.
13:59She will love that.
14:01And after a short suspension, she will be good to go.
14:06Very grateful.
14:07Thank you, Walt.
14:08Did you know Teddy Roosevelt saved American football?
14:11No.
14:12In 1905, 20 college football players died.
14:16Teddy summoned all of the coaches down to the White House, where he helped evolve the
14:19game, saving America's pastime.
14:21Do you know why I'm telling you this?
14:23No, but I bet it'll hit me later.
14:25Our finest president wasn't being selfless.
14:28He wanted his son to play for Harvard without getting his skull cracked.
14:31He got something out of it.
14:36Walt, if there is ever anything that I can do for you, say the word.
14:41Take the writer-in-residence gig.
14:44Oh, no.
14:44Come on.
14:45It's just to the end of the semester.
14:47Better be a feather in my cap to have a best-selling author that the parents have actually heard
14:51of.
14:51Very flattering.
14:52Do me a favor, Greg.
14:53Take a look at that.
14:54Your ex-wife's name is on our brand-new student center.
14:58You are practically family here.
15:00That's a stretch.
15:01Plus, I'm not really offering you a choice.
15:06This is a deal point.
15:08Really?
15:09Really.
15:16My hand is not usually this warm.
15:19It's because of the hot cocoa.
15:23Sorry.
15:24Sorry, sorry, sorry.
15:25All right.
15:25Sit down.
15:27I just had a funny crazy thing.
15:32Hello.
15:33So, when we left off, Lenin was about to overthrow the Romanov dynasty.
15:40So sorry.
15:43The maddest thing just happened.
15:45I have a friend, Roland.
15:46He's actually my old roommate at uni.
15:48You went to Cambridge, right?
15:50Yes, I did.
15:52Someone's been listening.
15:53He wants me, little old Archie, to be a talking head on BBC News tomorrow.
15:58Apparently, I am a major voice in UK-Russian relations.
16:03Not my word, Your Honor.
16:05I mean, I can't.
16:07I mean, we've got class.
16:08What?
16:09Oh, no.
16:10I couldn't do that.
16:10You have to do it.
16:12Come on, yes.
16:13Do you know?
16:14Yes.
16:15What are you doing?
16:17Liv?
16:17Yeah, you're going to slay.
16:19Absolutely.
16:19Benji, what do you reckon?
16:21Shut the fuck up, Benji.
16:22Come on, mate.
16:23So, good.
16:23Good, yeah?
16:24Good.
16:24Yeah!
16:28Thanks for letting me pretend that I needed to be convinced, anyway.
16:31Okay.
16:32Let's get back to Comrade Lenin and slaughtering those bloody Romanov girls, then, shall we?
16:50Here you go, guys.
16:53Enjoy.
16:54Thanks, dude.
17:02You good, man?
17:03I don't know.
17:04It's all right.
17:06Your daughter's going through something.
17:08She's not handling it well.
17:10Yeah, I mean, are you done?
17:12Oh, yes.
17:13Yeah.
17:13You can give it to your animal friends over there.
17:16See?
17:17Gentlemen.
17:18Mmm.
17:19Mmm.
17:19Catch up.
17:21Maybe I'm just not the greatest dad.
17:23Oh, we're still going.
17:24Okay.
17:25Yeah, uh, what'd you do?
17:27Like, neglect her?
17:29No.
17:30Were you an alcoholic?
17:31What?
17:32No.
17:32Did you, like, abuse her?
17:34Oh, my God, no.
17:34Smack her around a little bit?
17:35No.
17:35No judgment.
17:36Well, there should be judgment with that.
17:37Thank you, guys.
17:38I can handle it from here.
17:38Yeah, we're good.
17:39We don't need your help.
17:40We're good.
17:41Um, you too.
17:42Oh, yeah.
17:43Of course.
17:45Well, well.
17:46Oh.
17:48Thank goodness.
17:48The same person.
17:50Did you tell Walt I tried to have sex with you?
17:52No.
17:53No.
18:21Well, hi.
18:22I was practically beating my chest.
18:24I was practically beating my chest.
18:24I'm sorry.
18:25How could I make it up to you?
18:27Buy me breakfast.
18:28Done.
18:29Tommy.
18:29Tommy, I need you.
18:36Oh, bollocks.
18:40Oh, fucking hell.
18:41But, what can you do?
18:44I keep answering for you, and I don't want to keep doing it.
18:47I feel like I'm screaming into a well.
18:51You know, Elizabeth was right.
18:55Anytime Katie had a problem, I would swoop in.
18:58I am a swooper.
19:00So, you were basically always there for her.
19:03Okay.
19:03Shit.
19:04Is she okay?
19:04It was too much.
19:05Now, she does not have the tool set to deal with adversity.
19:09She's going to leave.
19:11There is nothing I can do about it.
19:13Greg, I want to tell you a story.
19:14It isn't about Teddy Roosevelt, is it?
19:16No.
19:17It's about me.
19:18Oh, good.
19:19When I was a kid, I got accepted into the University of Georgia.
19:22The Bulldogs.
19:2320 minutes from my home.
19:25No brainer.
19:26But then I also got into Brown, and that's super far away.
19:30And I was scared that all of the other kids were going to be smarter than I was.
19:33So, I chose Georgia.
19:36One morning, my dad plops two tickets into my lap, nonstop, to Providence, Rhode Island.
19:40Neither of us had been out of the state, and I was just super excited to go on a trip.
19:44So, off we went.
19:46Yeah, we traveled all the time when Katie was a kid.
19:48She's been everywhere.
19:50She loved Prague.
19:51She used to call it Pwong.
19:54You weren't done, were you?
19:55When we got to Providence, instantly, I knew I had to go to Brown.
19:59And so I did.
20:02Be like my dad.
20:04Find a way in.
20:05Doesn't matter what it is.
20:06Just something to let her know you give a shit.
20:19Come on.
20:20Come on.
20:21Come on.
20:25What am I doing?
20:27Oh, stupid.
20:28All right, let's go.
20:31No, no, no, no, no.
20:35I got it.
20:38Ouch.
20:38Kate, quit squirming.
20:39I'm almost done.
20:40Oh, God.
20:41Katie burned all my clothes.
20:43She punched me in the eye.
20:45And I'm the one who's going to look like an idiot in front of millions of people.
20:47It's just not fair.
20:48So Katie did that?
20:52He didn't tell me.
20:54Yeah, yeah, yes.
20:55Okay, yes, fine.
20:56She did it, yes.
20:57And this whole thing is such a bloody mess.
21:00Do you know, I sneak out of this hotel every morning to avoid running into her dad,
21:03who is, of course, staying here, eating every single last one of their bar nuts.
21:08God, that man loves nuts.
21:10Lots of people love nuts.
21:11I love nuts.
21:12God, why is this happening to me?
21:13Is that rhetorical or do you want an actual answer?
21:16I can take it.
21:17I think it's because some people see you as a narcissistic asshole with a punchable face.
21:22Case in point.
21:23Do people see me that way?
21:24Some people do.
21:26Do you see me that way?
21:27No.
21:29Not all the time.
21:31I mean, you're choosing to stay at a hotel instead of my apartment.
21:34And some people might find that perplexing.
21:38You have a roommate.
21:39And, you know, moving in is a big step.
21:43We're having a trial together.
21:44Okay.
21:45If I'm such a total bastard, why would you even want to be with me?
21:48Well, at first, mostly your face.
21:50But then also your mind and that accent.
21:54Seriously.
21:54It's like having sex with Paddington Bear.
21:58And that does it for me.
21:59Well, why does Bear always have his marmalade sandwich underneath his hat?
22:02What are you talking about?
22:03It's just what a bear says.
22:04Look, every human is a mixed bag.
22:06We all have our good qualities and our terrible ones.
22:08And neuroscience tells us our brains have plasticity.
22:10That means through repetition and intention we decide who we're going to become.
22:13And you?
22:14I think you're out of crossharts.
22:15But I think you are going to step up and become the man I know you're capable of being.
22:20And what have I done?
22:21Well, then I move on.
22:23There.
22:24All done.
22:25Anything else?
22:25A bold lip, perhaps?
22:27I think I'm good.
22:28Coward.
22:29I'm going back to class.
22:41You took it.
22:42Yeah, I did.
22:45You did the one thing I never did to make me feel worse.
22:50Hmm.
22:51Okay.
22:54Look, I know you didn't like it when I called you a rock star.
22:57But you are.
22:58Please don't.
22:59You are.
22:59Get over it.
23:01But recently you have been doing some stuff that's a little loser-ish.
23:05I know, because I have been there.
23:08Lack of game recognized as lack of game.
23:10Ugh.
23:12Katie, you were right about me.
23:13I didn't bounce back.
23:16And I am not resilient.
23:18And I hope I didn't pass that down to you.
23:21Come on.
23:22You love this place.
23:24The only thing you need to do to stay is to be brave.
23:30And to write a letter that says that you're mentally ill.
23:33Jesus Christ.
23:38Help me write it.
23:39The Elizabeth Stoddard Student Center just opened.
23:42You'll notice right behind you we kept the original brick facade from 1821.
23:47Crystal said you were here.
23:49You know, I hate this damn building.
23:51What?
23:51They took a classic example of neo-gothic architecture and slapped a greenhouse on it.
23:56Well, they also added a smash burger plate.
23:58Exactly.
23:58We're sacrificing tradition for what?
24:00More fat kids?
24:02We're damn sure got plenty of those.
24:03No, no.
24:04Not on that.
24:06Okay.
24:07What brought all this on?
24:09We're up to dinner with Dean Riggs.
24:10Mm.
24:11And I had to tell him we were cutting his budget.
24:13It just feels like this is my whole job now.
24:16People come and ask me for things that they really care about.
24:19I have to say no and then they hold it against me.
24:21Okay.
24:22Your real friends know that this comes with the gig.
24:24We're not going to hold it against you.
24:25Hope so.
24:29I have to move the Ludlow Review online.
24:32It's part of our green initiative.
24:33If every year we printed it just winds up littered all over campus like a paper factory exploded.
24:38Walt, you can't do that.
24:39So many people are going to be upset.
24:41No.
24:42The 36 students who get published will be upset.
24:44Some of their 72 parents and me.
24:50I read it cover to cover every year.
24:57I'm really sorry.
25:02All of that said, I'm truly and profoundly sorry.
25:05My behavior was unhinged.
25:06I don't love unhinged.
25:08Really?
25:09I'm going to use overwhelmed.
25:11It's your letter.
25:12It doesn't have to be great.
25:14But I love it.
25:16Okay, done.
25:17Look at this guy.
25:19Mm.
25:19I get to hide him, right?
25:20All yours.
25:21I'm going to save it for when I need to pick me up.
25:23Like, first time I see that fucker pushing around a stroller.
25:27Mm.
25:28Wait, what now?
25:30Ah.
25:40Hi.
25:40Hi.
25:41I'm so sorry.
25:42I forgot my key again.
25:43No problem.
25:44Huh.
25:45That's happening to you a lot.
25:46I know.
25:47I'm so mad at myself.
25:49How do you expect the Russian government to respond to this bold move from Downing Street?
25:54Well, it's certainly not going to go smoothly.
25:56That's a good choice.
25:57You got her pregnant?
25:59No, it's that legal.
25:59Look.
26:00Christ.
26:04Ow.
26:06Mr. Vitz, you're live on the BBC.
26:09Ow.
26:12Is that Greg?
26:13I know it.
26:14Fuck him up.
26:17Oh, oh, oh.
26:21Eli.
26:22Eli.
26:23Eli, you okay?
26:25You need your inhalation?
26:38Hey there.
26:39You got a coffee well, can't you?
26:42I can't.
26:43I'm really busy.
26:50Hey.
26:51Hey.
26:52I appreciate you putting all this unfortunate fire business to rest.
26:56Oh.
26:56Yeah.
26:57No problem at all.
26:59Say, when you were in the cold plunge, you didn't happen to see my gun.
27:03Did you?
27:04You did not.
27:05It's fine.
27:05I probably left it on my dash.
27:09Oh, no.
27:11I left it at the gun range.
27:12Best place to leave a gun.
27:14They're hard to keep track of.
27:20I thought I tried to be less perplexing.
27:29I'm funnier than people think.
27:34Ugh, this fucking guy.
27:36Hello, Mo.
27:37How are you?
27:38What are you, moving in?
27:42Well, thanks for coming to see me off.
27:45Yeah.
27:46I'm not, like, crushed that you're leaving.
27:49No offense.
27:51Um, but I am really glad that you came.
27:56Me too.
27:58I love you.
27:59I love you back.
28:03Bye, Dad.
28:05Bye, sweetie.
28:07See you Monday.
28:09Wait, what?
28:10Go, go, go, go, go.
28:12Stay with me.
28:20Stay with me.
28:24Stay with me.
28:25Stay with me.
28:30She's so scared.
28:33So very frightened.
28:37Anything can happen.
28:41Right here too late.
28:46Beautiful girl.
28:48Stay with me.
28:53Beautiful girl.
28:56Stay with me.
29:12Bye-bye.
29:15Bye-bye.
29:18Bye-bye.
29:20Bye-bye.
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