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00:02I
00:22Jesus great good morning. I thought I locked that no it only locks from my side. It's a fire safety
00:28thing
00:28How not sure my wife is back from Japan, so I'm hosting a faculty bar night
00:34I'm hoping you'll join. Yeah, I don't know Walt
00:38I'm not good at parties, and I don't know anybody's stop by for a drink it starts at 8 and
00:42goes until question mark
00:44I will try very very hard to make it
00:49It was an old-fashioned standoff rooster gave a don't fuck with me stare
00:55But captain flaherty was a navy man a little bent from all those years at sea
01:00He may have even smiled a little rooster's mouth got dry
01:06He knew one of them
01:09Would die tonight
01:11Look even in heightened situations. I try to make rooster emotionally authentic
01:16So don't be afraid to feel what your character is feeling. You can't write it if it's not in you
01:23All right hand in your papers on the way out
01:26I proudly remain a hard copy guy. So let's see the hard copies. Fuck the trees, bro
01:32No, no, that's not that wasn't my point. Hey, hey, not gonna hand anything in there big guy
01:38Uh, not yet, but i'm so close to
01:41Starting it. Well, that's the hardest step
01:43Do today. Uh-huh. Oh, and I am excited to see the style of author everyone decided to
01:49emulate and we will be reading a few out loud on monday
01:54You are not going to want to read this aloud my friends. You are going to want to be alone
01:57Okay
01:59Jesus
02:07I'm coming
02:08Don't worry only did my head
02:10Well done
02:12Is that a new necklace?
02:13Yeah, my wife brought it back from japan. She
02:16Said it makes me look like paul mezcal. I don't know who that is
02:20It suits you. Thank you. Let's commence mentoring. I have set up three good job interviews for you
02:26But the one i'm most excited about is bioteca. You'll enjoy diana. She's a friend years ago. She was
02:33more than a friend
02:35But I wouldn't bring that up. So how should I deal with the pregnancy issue?
02:39I mean, I don't mind lying. Well at first and then I feel
02:43Guilty and tell the truth a second later
02:45Authenticity
02:46The only way to live your life
02:49Okay
02:50Good
02:51I hate your chain
02:53Felt that coming
02:56Oh, I
02:57Oh, I
02:59I played the fool
03:02I laugh at me
03:04I'm
03:04Crying, trying
03:07Falling sometimes
03:09Sometimes flying
03:11Cry me and I'll shine up one-liners
03:14Cruel, cruel, cruel
03:18Mr. Russo, wait up
03:23Oh, hey, Tommy. All done. All right. You're gonna love it
03:26Because the guy I chose to emulate is one of the greats
03:29What? Me?
03:30Yeah, man
03:31Oh, come on. That's cool. What?
03:34No, no, no, no, no, no. I am not a great
03:39You are a nut
03:41Okay, you fail
03:42What?
03:43I'm kidding
03:43I'm kidding
03:45I'm looking forward to reading it
03:47Sweet
03:47Thank you, Tommy
03:48Yeah, thank you
03:50You're something
03:51You inspire me, bro
03:53Okay
03:53Stop
03:55Oh
04:01You don't love it
04:04I mean
04:06You look radiant
04:06I used a fan to make her hair blow
04:08You know, Moe, we really should figure out some sort of system so that you know when I want you
04:11to be a part of our conversations
04:12I could raise my hand
04:14Walt told me I should be more authentic
04:16It just seems kind of crazy to me
04:18I mean, you know, who posts about their personal business like this?
04:20Well, literally everyone on earth does it
04:23I will say that it would be pretty weird if the father did not like that post
04:29Just my two cents
04:30Fine
04:31I will heart the post because I do support you and now everybody knows it because I've hearted it
04:36Thank you
04:37Wish me luck
04:38See you Monday
04:39See you then
04:41That's great
04:42Now your friends know, your family know, strangers know
04:47Pretty fucked, huh?
04:49Okay, get in those seats, people
04:51Let's fire this up because I am back, okay?
04:55Lights please, Louie
04:56Um, knock time
04:58I'm just kidding
04:59I wouldn't really do that
05:00Slide shows up
05:04Professor Russo?
05:06You okay, Professor Russo?
05:08I'm amazing
05:10Okay
05:11Gauguin
05:12Best known for his Tahitian landscapes
05:15Also known for leaving his wife for a 13-year-old
05:18Can anyone guess what his consequences were?
05:20I'm gonna give you a hint
05:21He's a man
05:22Nothing
05:22Very good, very good, Zoe
05:24Actually, a Gauguin just sold at auction for 105 million dollars
05:28One almost wishes that his Tahitian mistresses saw some of that money, right?
05:32But all they got was syphilis
05:33Yes, Zoe
05:34Fuck that guy in the face
05:35Yeah, correct
05:36Write that down
05:37Oh, keep eating the syphilis family, guys
05:40Toulouse-Lautrec
05:41Wait till you hear about this little French asshole
05:43I fucking love art history
05:47The misogyny on this campus is out of control
05:49I know
05:49It's really kind of making me miss Dubai
05:51You would be vilified if you behaved like your shitbag husband
05:55And tell me if I'm being inappropriate
05:56You are
05:57But I'm drinking it and so speak freely
05:59Um, okay
06:00He's out there literally putting babies in everyone
06:02It's, well, it's one person
06:04But yes
06:04Katie, you really need to be getting back in the game, okay?
06:08Just fuck some randos
06:09Yes
06:09I don't know
06:10I'm sad
06:12And I'm tired
06:13And I don't have the energy to learn a new penis
06:15Well, it doesn't have to be a guy
06:16I recently started dating lesbians
06:18That's cute
06:19I mean, I don't know if I'll stick with it
06:20Because I don't love having to keep my nails trimmed
06:22But that's me
06:23Okay, the window for speaking freely is closed forever, actually
06:26And that's my dad
06:27Hey, dad, dad, come over here
06:28Oh, hey
06:29Come here, save me
06:29Hey, hi
06:30Oh my god, that's
06:32Don't do
06:32Nah
06:33Todd, what the hell are you doing?
06:35I tripped and turned it into the walk like an Egyptian dance
06:38Okay
06:38What do you guys do when you trip?
06:41So, uh, I don't mean to invade your space
06:44But could I
06:45That's it
06:45Um, loved watching you beat Archie's perfect ass with the ladle
06:49I wouldn't say it's perfect
06:50Come on, dad, it's pretty good
06:52I mean, I just really appreciated you, like, taking the fight to the male oppressor
06:56Hmm, you're welcome
06:57I would do anything for Katie
06:59For Katie, I love that
07:01For Katie, you're cute
07:04Yeah, yeah
07:05Come on
07:06No, that's dumb when I do
07:08Bye, guys
07:09Bye-bye
07:11Um, they think I should get back out there
07:13They're right, you should
07:14If I have to, you have to
07:15What are they now?
07:16They're stupid kids
07:19Really?
07:20I was not mocking Egyptian culture
07:23Oat latte
07:25I tripped and turned it into a funny little dance
07:28Double espresso
07:29This is not for you
07:31Did my mom
07:32Yes, you did
07:33Didn't Ashley?
07:33Did too
07:34And a black coffee for our fearless leader
07:37Thank you
07:37I owe you an apology
07:39Guys, I get rude at hockey games
07:41I may lash out and call people mean when they are actually being very reasonable
07:49But I am learning
07:53I was not kind
07:55If I was going through all that
07:57I'd lose my shit too
07:59I didn't lose it
08:00You did
08:02I'm sorry
08:02I'm sorry, dude
08:04The fuck are you two talking about?
08:05Seriously, I have yoga
08:06Is it hot yoga?
08:07Regular yoga
08:08Would I like that?
08:09Okay, we can be done
08:10Uh, Crystal
08:12States you acknowledge the infraction
08:13And the walks that are not allowed on campus
08:16Uh, Crip, Clown, Scooby, Quasimodo
08:18I wouldn't do that
08:19Okay, sign here please
08:20Okay
08:21And thank you for the flat white
08:22Oh, sure
08:23It's very creamy
08:27I don't take my pen
08:28Thank you
08:31Hey, you going to our waltz later tonight?
08:33How bad is it?
08:34Pre-boo
08:34Hmm
08:35Then we all talk about whatever his wife culturally appropriated over her recent travels
08:39Aha
08:39Come on, Greg, it'll be fun
08:41We can watch Walt and Joanie give each other hungry looks all night
08:44Ah
08:44And no one's talking about it
08:45But we're all thinking the same thing
08:47What?
08:48They're gonna fuck later and it's gonna be gross
08:49Yeah, well now I'm definitely not gonna go
08:51Oh, oh, oh
08:52You are dreaming
08:53Your waltz shiny new toy and he wants to show you off
08:56Oh
08:57You can't say no
08:58Oh
08:58Come on
08:59Okay
09:00Ah
09:00As requested
09:01Oh, thank you
09:03I can't wait to read these
09:04You know, I might push this kid Tommy to submit something
09:09He had to write a story in the voice of his favorite author
09:12And he chose me
09:15Wow, no big deal
09:17Let me see it then
09:18It's a first draft
09:19It's a little undercooked
09:21But you get the gist
09:22Rooster was angry
09:24Like an angry person
09:26Yeah, he's pretty mad in this
09:28Moreover, his feathers rustled in the breeze
09:32Bacca
09:32Mm
09:33Does he think rooster's an actual rooster?
09:35Only in some parts
09:37Sorry, sorry
09:38Repetitive adjectives
09:39The use of the word moreover
09:41Sounds like artificial intelligence
09:42Your accent sounds like artificial intelligence
09:44AI is an existential threat to what we do
09:47Tommy would never do that
09:49You know what?
09:50Just to prove it
09:51I will ask him personally
09:54Did you use AI for your story?
10:05Yes
10:06Why would you admit that?
10:07He can get expelled for this
10:08Oh, please, this guy
10:10Come on
10:10Greg, he's not wrong
10:11You know, you really surprised me, Greg
10:13So I know that you've got strong feelings about cheating
10:14Due to the fact that I'm currently supping upon a lukewarm cup of Walt's
10:18Dog piss excuse for coffee because you refused to buy me an oat milk cortado
10:22Oh, don't make this personal, Arch
10:24No
10:24Christ alive, man
10:25When are you gonna stop punishing me?
10:27For humiliating my daughter?
10:28Oh, I don't know
10:30Maybe until she recovers emotionally and remarries and you die
10:36Tommy is a good kid
10:37I want him gone
10:38You are such a petty little man
10:40Well, guess what?
10:41You're about to take this kid down for absolutely no reason
10:44Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do
10:46He fails the assignment no matter what
10:49Thank you
10:50When's the assignment officially due?
10:51Midnight
10:52Have him submit a new story to me by then
10:55Otherwise, he is out
10:57It's done
10:58How is it done?
10:59It's not done, but it will be done
11:02And I'll tell you why
11:04Because Tommy is a great student
11:08Wow, this place is cool
11:10Don't love that you've never been here before
11:13It smells like my grandpa's in here
11:15Oh my god
11:17Here's the deal
11:17I have to work on my new book
11:19You have to rewrite your story by midnight or your life is over
11:24Wait, there's a rooster book that's not published yet?
11:26Yes
11:26If I could just snag some of that, I'd be done
11:28No, no, no
11:28We have to get to work
11:29We can hold each other accountable
11:31Oh, there he is
11:33Oh, no
11:33Just confirming your attendance this evening
11:36I'm so sorry, Walt
11:37I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight
11:39Tommy and I have a little work to do
11:40Yeah, we're accountability buddies
11:42Accountability comes from within, young man
11:44And, Greg, it bears mentioning that Teddy Roosevelt once said
11:47While I hope that as the chance occurs
11:49Each man will get all the fun that he can out of life
11:53That's great advice
11:54It's a freebie
11:55I'm gonna keep that in my pocket
11:57Next time you have a shindig, I'm definitely gonna be there
12:01I see
12:03Can I have your attention, please?
12:05It is Friday night and you're at college
12:07Shut the books and go do some living
12:09The library is officially closed
12:14See you tonight, Greg?
12:15Yeah, yeah
12:15I'm excited
12:16Or something appropriate
12:17I will
12:19Where are we going?
12:20You're busy
12:22How did he know where I was?
12:23I'm everywhere, Greg
12:25Fudge!
12:26No, no, no, no
12:28You cannot bail
12:29If I'm going, you're going
12:30Who made that rule?
12:31I want to have a bath and be by myself
12:32Well, here's what we're gonna do
12:34I am going to shoot a penny
12:36And if I get it in, we both go
12:38And have a great time
12:39You and your fucking pennies
12:40Here we go
12:42Please tell me you miss
12:43I've ordered Thai food
12:44Sorry, kiddo
12:45I never miss
12:46We can do this
12:49Give me that cleave
12:52No, you're a slut
12:57Hey, sorry to pop by on and out
12:59Wow, you look
13:01Uh, wow
13:03Hey, is that the dress that you got when we were at Portobello Road and then
13:06Went for drinks to Roland and then something
13:07Yeah, I'm not currently doing memory lane
13:09Why are you here?
13:11Well, um
13:12I was wondering if I could maybe have Roscoe tonight
13:14I've had such a shit day
13:16Apparently I have to heart my unborn child
13:18Otherwise I'm a terrible father
13:20So you're not going to Waltz?
13:21No, no
13:22Too many eyes on me
13:23Don't think I can stomach being the talk of the town
13:25Yeah, that'd be awful
13:28Yeah
13:30I'm not gonna lie
13:30It does my heart good to see you suffer
13:33Well, I'm glad I can be of service
13:36Listen, I think you have a great night
13:37I hated these things when we would go together
13:39I don't know how I'll do it on my own
13:42You'll be fine
13:42Just get like a little bit too drunk and then you'll be everyone's best friend
13:47You can take Roscoe
13:49But bring him back in the morning
13:52Giuseppe
13:56Never got used to that
14:09Hello
14:11Joy
14:12Thank you
14:33There's my guy
14:34Go ahead, grab yourself a drink
14:36And then circle back here
14:43I was worried that I'd be overdressed
14:45At least I'm not wearing a kimono
14:48Wow, that song ended abruptly
14:51Hi, I'm Gregg
14:53I'm Joni
14:55Walt's wife
14:57Oh, sure
15:00Konnichiwa
15:02Arigato
15:04Would you mind if I left?
15:23Hey, Tommy
15:25Mr. Russo, hey
15:26Sick fit
15:27You look like you work on a cruise ship
15:29Thanks
15:31Should you be writing?
15:32Chill, my guy
15:33I got it all done
15:34Excellent
15:35Yeah
15:35Maybe I will have some light ready to do before bed
15:40You're going to bed already?
15:42That is like super depressing
15:44Yeah
15:44Hey, you should come out
15:45Oh, no, no, no
15:47Everyone will love it
15:47I don't think so
15:49All good
15:51This is stupid anyway
15:54What's that?
15:55I was just trying to impress some guys with this bad boy
15:58I don't have a lot of friends here
16:01I'm really sick of feeling like an outsider
16:03You know?
16:08Well, good night
16:10Good night
16:20Hey, Tommy, wait up
16:23Yeah?
16:25Hell yeah
16:25Let's go
16:26All right
16:27All right
16:27One, two, three
16:28Oh, oh
16:29That's way heavier than I remember
16:33Yo, yo, yo
16:34Whoa
16:35Back up
16:36Bro, you cheat every time we fucking play
16:37All right
16:38I'll back up
16:38They said I could play if I brought a partner
16:40What do you think?
16:41Pup, yeah
16:41I think we'll be fine
16:43I'm gonna grab my coat
16:46And where do I stand?
16:48Here's good
16:48Elbow just can't pass
16:49Elbow can't pass that
16:50Yeah, don't be a cheater like JD
16:52All right
16:52I'll do my best
16:53All right
16:53Here we're down
16:56Oh
16:58I just take another shot
17:00All right
17:00I'm gonna try it
17:01That was kind of fun to get one in
17:04What the fuck?
17:06See what happens this time
17:10Hey, Molly
17:11Are you thirsty?
17:12Are you thirsty?
17:13Oh
17:14Oh
17:15Oh
17:16Oh
17:16Oh
17:16Yes
17:17Hey
17:18Russo
17:19Oh
17:20Oh
17:22I can't
17:23I can't
17:24Not
17:24I can't
17:27Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
17:32Oh
17:32Oh
17:33Oh
17:33Oh
17:33Oh
17:34How are you doing this?
17:35I don't know
17:35How am I doing this?
17:37Oh
17:38Oh
17:38Man, what the hell?
17:39There's no way that can fucking happen
17:41Oh
17:41Oh
17:41God
17:42Fuck this, guys
17:43I'm talking out
17:44Yeah, run away, you little bitch
17:46Tell me
17:47You always do this shit when you win
17:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
17:51Are you already friends with these knuckleheads?
17:54Yeah, but we're so glad that you're here
17:55Yeah, right?
17:57All right, boys
17:58Drink up
17:59Wait, if we won, why are we drinking?
18:01Because we won
18:02Yeah
18:02Come on
18:03It's not good
18:04All right, come on
18:04One, one, one, one
18:05Just one
18:07Ooh
18:07Wow
18:08What is that?
18:09Go
18:10God
18:14Here you go
18:15Wow
18:16That looks very dirty
18:20Okay
18:24Are you okay?
18:26Uh, I
18:27I haven't flirted in a while
18:29Eye contact was my move
18:31What do you think?
18:32Feels like you're mad at me
18:33If I was mad at you
18:35You'd know
18:38Oh, I'm so sorry
18:47All good
18:47Um, you know, I actually have another gig across town
18:50So I'm heading out
18:51But, uh, Tim will make you a fresh one
18:52Cool, cool, cool, cool
18:53That's so cool
18:54I'm just gonna flirt with Tim
18:55Okay
18:57Yeah, me too, Tim
19:02I saw nothing
19:04But that made me sad
19:05Come join me
19:08Sweet house, Mr. Russo
19:12There is so much pot smoke in here
19:14I almost feel like I am smoking it
19:17Bro, look in your hand
19:20Oh
19:22Hello there
19:24This couch is freaking me out
19:26This couch is freaking me out
19:27I used to have one just like it growing up
19:29I lost my virginity to it
19:32You don't own it?
19:33I do not
19:34Oh, damn
19:35What the?
19:35What the?
19:36What the?
19:36Where did you finish?
19:37No, no, no, no, no
19:39Don't be embarrassed, George
19:40We've all got our weird stuff
19:41He's right
19:43You ever heard of someone with a third nipple?
19:45Careful
19:46You got one of those?
19:47I did
19:48Don't do it
19:49And a fourth
19:50Don't do it
19:51And a fifth
19:53Five nipples is an anomaly
19:55I was teased like crazy in high school
19:57So I had them removed before I came here
19:59Got my confidence back
20:03That's a great story, pig tits
20:07Oh, that is gonna stick
20:09I warned you
20:10I miss high school
20:11You know, me and Bernice
20:13We're all in love and shit
20:14Why can't you stop it with this fucking Bernice shit?
20:16Dude, she dumped me hard
20:17Tommy, you have to get over her
20:18Trust me
20:19My wife left me five years ago
20:22And I still haven't bounced back
20:26I haven't been
20:28You know, I haven't been with anybody since
20:30No fucking way
20:31It is the truth, pig tits
20:33Stop
20:33You gotta get back in the game, man
20:35I mean, look
20:36You're not fugly
20:38You're fucking great at beer pong
20:39Amazing
20:40Those are the two things women my age are looking for
20:42That's the spirit, Gerd
20:43Okay, well
20:45This has been really fun
20:47Whoa, whoa, whoa
20:48I am going to
20:48What are you talking about?
20:49We're going out
20:50What are you talking about?
20:51It's, uh
20:52It's 9.15, dude
20:54Come on, rooster
20:56What are you gonna do?
20:57Sit at home, be lonely
20:59No, I'm gonna do exactly what I want to do
21:00I'm gonna lie in bed
21:01Eating garlic knots on a Friday night
21:03You said you never went to college
21:04You gotta have at least one epic night out
21:07I have imbibed just enough alcohol to be at a perfect level
21:11Come on, come on
21:13I am NOT going to succumb to peer pressure
21:15No, no, no
21:16No, no, let's do it
21:18Oh my God
21:19Come on
21:20All right, all right
21:21Hey, we'll go
21:21Let's go
21:22Let's do it
21:24Let's do it
21:25I want to hug that
21:29Yo, this is gonna be lit
21:31We don't have frats, but it's a frat themed party
21:34Which is gonna be just as good
21:35No it's not, bro
21:36My cousin is in a real frat.
21:38I mean, they draw dicks on each other's faces.
21:40No, no, no, no, no. In a real frat,
21:42you draw faces on each other's dicks.
21:45I've never been to a frat.
21:51Oh, oh, oh.
21:52Oh, whoa, hey.
21:55What in the heck?
22:01Russo. Hey.
22:02You responsible for this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:05Oh, no, we didn't do anything. We?
22:07Yeah, we...
22:09What? Where did they go?
22:11Why do you have paint on your hand there?
22:13Oh, I just touched it.
22:15I just touched it is the number one excuse
22:18I hear from guilty people.
22:19These graffiti tags?
22:21They've been going up all over the campus.
22:23And I know you're responsible. No, no, no, no, no.
22:25Yeah, because the paint isn't even wet anymore.
22:27Yes, it is.
22:30Yes, it is.
22:31Very wet still. I could have told you that, man.
22:34And now it's on my gun. Oh.
22:36Let me get you. No, don't.
22:38Don't. I'm sorry.
22:40Have you been drinking?
22:41Have you been drinking?
22:43I'm watching you, Greg.
22:45I'm watching you. No.
22:47Do not say it after I say it.
22:50I'm watching you.
22:57I'm watching you.
22:58No!
22:59Ah! Ah!
23:00I am watching you!
23:03Good night, officer.
23:05I'm watching you.
23:07Let's do this.
23:08Go! Guys!
23:11Where did you go?
23:12Oh, that was so awesome!
23:15This is the best night of my life!
23:18Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
23:24My boring date's in here, so.
23:25Have fun settling.
23:29And so, there's Roland.
23:31Absolutely knackered.
23:32Naked is the day he was born.
23:34No way.
23:35Mounting the constable's horse.
23:38What the fuck are you doing here?
23:40Uh, if you'll excuse us, I think we need a moment here.
23:43Why aren't you at home being miserable with our dog?
23:46You tricked me.
23:47You made me think you were human.
23:48You always do that.
23:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:49What makes you think I'm not sad?
23:51I was moping.
23:53So, I took Roscoe out for a walk,
23:55and he sort of looked up at me, as if to say,
23:58what are you doing, mate?
23:59Get a grip.
24:01So, I looked in the mirror.
24:02I said to myself, you're amazing.
24:05And here I am.
24:06Okay, none of that is true.
24:08You saw me looking hot in this dress,
24:10and you couldn't even let me go to a party
24:12without making it all about you.
24:14I do love that dress.
24:16You're such a prick.
24:22I remember you.
24:24So, uh, things didn't work out with Tim?
24:26Oh, I was supposed to meet him later,
24:27but he died of old age.
24:30Did you give him the, uh, the 30 eye contact?
24:33I did, yeah.
24:45No, I'm sorry.
24:46How are you doing?
24:49I did, yeah.
24:49I was like, oh
24:49A penis shot.
24:50Hey, question it, brother.
24:54Oh, a penis shot.
24:57Oh, a penis shot?
24:57No, thanks.
25:04This song is from my friend, Greg, who won't shut up until I play it for her.
25:11Everybody hurts sometimes.
25:18Are you okay?
25:20This song is how I feel every day.
25:23But your daughter is my favorite professor.
25:26I was supposed to see her tonight at this faculty thing, but I ran away.
25:32Oh, sad dad. What happened?
25:33Nothing, really. I just got scared.
25:36Like a bitch?
25:37Like a bitch, yes.
25:39Dude, you gotta do something about it, man.
25:41But he's murdering the five.
25:43Fun question. Ava, have you ever looked in the mirror and seen a scared, hairy old man looking back at
25:50you?
25:50No, but that would definitely freak me the fuck out.
25:54Yeah, it's a pretty hard fight.
25:55Hey, can I scooch you on real quick?
25:57Yeah.
25:59Thanks.
26:01A little bit more.
26:03Oh, sorry.
26:05That's fair.
26:07Made it.
26:09Hey, man.
26:10I think your time with us might be over.
26:13Feeling the same thing.
26:14Gotta pee, though.
26:16And I can't unbutton my pants.
26:20Oh.
26:20Would you take these off, please?
26:21Hey, you know it's against the rules.
26:23Right.
26:24Ah, I apologize for being such a buzzkill tonight.
26:28What are you talking about?
26:29This was epic.
26:31Are you fucking high?
26:32Yeah, probably a little still.
26:34Me too.
26:35Oh, perfect time to knock out that paper.
26:37No, really?
26:38You haven't even started it yet?
26:40I got inspo.
26:41Spent the night with the real rooster.
26:44I'm not rooster.
26:45Yeah, you are.
26:46No, I'm not.
26:47As much as I would like to be, I just have spent way too much time being me.
26:53Come on.
26:54This is college.
26:55You get to reinvent yourself here.
26:58Just decide whoever you want to be, and you be that shit.
27:02Fellas?
27:04Oh, God.
27:05Poor pig tits.
27:07I can't even remember his real name.
27:09It's JD.
27:10Pig tits is better.
27:11Yeah.
27:17You know I wasn't lying.
27:19When I said I didn't fit in.
27:22I'm a townie.
27:24I only got accepted because you get in if one of your folks works here.
27:29But hey, I mean, look at me.
27:31Hanging out with the fancy kids, huh?
27:37So, you know, you can be the rooster if you want.
27:40It's like you say.
27:42Can't ride it if it's not in you, man.
27:45Hmm.
27:50All right, help me up.
27:51Yes, sir.
27:52Thank you, sir.
27:53Of course.
27:54Come here.
27:54Okay.
27:55Bring it in.
27:56Yeah.
27:59Good night, Tommy.
28:00Wait.
28:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:04Bam.
28:06Yeah.
28:08Good night, rooster.
28:14The rooster got out of the handcuffs the same way he had a thousand times before.
28:22He made his way to the Cherry Blossom Club.
28:25He walked in like he owned the place.
28:31He was looking for Eduardo.
28:33It was time to face the music.
28:36I owe you an apology, Walt.
28:38I insulted your wife earlier for being vaguely racist.
28:41I'm sorry.
28:43Joanie looks lovely, by the way.
28:44She looks ridiculous, Greg.
28:45She has chopsticks in her hair, for God's sake.
28:47But can I tell you something?
28:48That is not gonna stop me from taking a run at her later.
28:52Cool visual.
28:56You go ahead and wait here.
28:58I'm gonna bring this to Joanie and then we introduce you to everybody.
29:01Sounds good.
29:01Yeah.
29:04And that's when he spotted Bernice.
29:10He'd been thinking about this moment since the first time they met.
29:14And he'd left her alone at the docks.
29:17It was now or never.
29:23Dylan.
29:25Hey.
29:27Listen.
29:28That night in front of your house.
29:32I regretted it the minute I left.
29:36Bernice said exactly what he wanted to hear.
29:39Cool.
29:41This is Chris.
29:44Oh, solid handshake.
29:46Yeah.
29:47You take care of our girl.
29:49What?
29:50My loss.
29:52Seeing Bernice's new guy made Rooster angry.
29:55Like an angry person.
29:57But he shook it off.
29:58There were other fish in the sea.
30:00Hey, don't tell anyone, but I love your books.
30:03I'm telling everyone.
30:06This was his nightclub now.
30:08Scotch, please.
30:10And someone.
30:11Hey, Rooster.
30:13Was getting lucky tonight.
30:26You must have been really thirsty.
30:28I was born thirsty.
30:30Where were you born?
30:32Let's just have sex.
30:33I know just the place.
30:39Over there.
30:41Wait, wait, wait.
30:42Does it have to be in Walt's office?
30:44Part of it for me.
30:45Okay.
30:46Clear the desk.
30:50The last few years were a blur.
30:52All he could tell you was he'd lost his way for a while.
30:55Yeah, we might use that later.
30:57Still, he knew one thing for certain.
30:59The Rooster was back.
31:02Open me up.
31:02You got it, baby.
31:15Dad?
31:16Katie, morning.
31:19Where are you coming from?
31:21This is out for a jog.
31:23Who's the other coffee for?
31:25Roscoe.
31:26Can't wake up without an espresso.
31:29All right.
31:32Okay, you have to take this to go.
31:33This was a mistake.
31:35Didn't feel like a mistake.
31:36Wait, you didn't park your car outside of my house, did you?
31:39I'm a clever boy.
31:40Plugs you around the block.
31:41Do you want to go again?
31:42Get the fuck out.
31:43Don't, baby, let all them voices slip away, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:58Don't look back.
32:00I want to break free.
32:01If you never see them coming, you'll never have to hide.
32:08Take my hand, take my everything.
32:12If you only got a moment, give it to me now.
32:20Oh, love will never break the same we take.
32:26Oh, love will never break the same we take.
32:33Oh, love will never break the same we take.
32:33Oh, baby, let all them voices slip away, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:52Bye-bye.
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