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00:24So, uh, what did you do with your last night in Florida?
00:27It was awesome sauce. My boys gave me a little bit of a send-off, because I'm not going to
00:32be back till Christmas.
00:34Your boys? Who are your boys?
00:36You know, my boys. Sam, Cliff, Norm.
00:40So, the cast of Cheers.
00:42I did not know you'd do that show.
00:43Was Coach there?
00:44Unfortunately, Coach passed. Season three.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:50Look at this house they're giving me.
00:53Wow.
00:53Oh, a gift basket.
00:55They asked me what your favorite booze was.
00:58Oh, thank you, honey.
00:59Didn't buy it. Just replied to a text.
01:01Well, you remembered.
01:04Oh.
01:06This place is way too big for one person.
01:08I'm not moving in with you, Dad.
01:09I wasn't thinking that.
01:10Yes, you were.
01:11Yes, I was.
01:12We'd have so much fun.
01:14Oh, I like this.
01:16Mmm.
01:16What do you think?
01:17Yeah.
01:18Could I wear this under a blazer?
01:19Never do that.
01:19No?
01:20Um, Dad, we have to talk about something.
01:23Oh!
01:25Dill pickle flavored corn nuts?
01:27Is that regional?
01:28I don't know.
01:30Ooh.
01:32It's taken me a while to get out of Mom's shadow.
01:35And you're here now.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:38Which I've decided is great.
01:41Oh, that took a nice turn.
01:42I've been trying to get you out of your rut since you and Mom split up, and this is definitely
01:46that.
01:47But with my marriage collapsing and my suspension, I can barely take care of myself.
01:54So if I feel like I need to take care of you, we need to give each other some space,
02:00you know?
02:00Mm-hmm.
02:01Jesus Christ, just eat them.
02:02Sorry.
02:04They taste like crunchy pickles.
02:05Mm-hmm.
02:08Mmm.
02:10Okay.
02:10Okay.
02:11Um, I have my own life.
02:13One more.
02:17As you were saying.
02:18Okay.
02:19Um, I have my own life here.
02:21Mm-hmm.
02:21I can't have you holding my hand.
02:23Got it.
02:24You can fight your own battles.
02:25And if you can't fight them by yourself, we will fight them together, hand in hand.
02:29It was a joke.
02:30Yeah.
02:30I'm leaving now.
02:31And I'm taking the Toblerone.
02:33And honey, thank you for this.
02:36Also, I wasn't serious about living together.
02:38Oh, really?
02:39I was just thinking how the dead hockey coach's house is kind of lonely, and it might be fun
02:43to crash here for a couple of weeks.
02:44Do it!
02:45Order pizza.
02:46I will get a...
02:46Oh, that was not nice.
02:49That was not a nice thing to do.
02:50I love you, too.
02:52Oh, I, oh, I, I played the fool.
02:59I laugh at me, I'm trying, trying.
03:03Falling sometimes, sometimes flying.
03:07Cry me in, I'll shine up one-liners.
03:12Cruel, cruel, cruel.
03:40Oh, hey, hey, new neighbor.
03:43It's so weird.
03:44Remember, your friend was supposed to live in this house.
03:46I remember.
03:48Calm down.
03:49I'm not mad at you.
03:50Thanks, God.
03:53Oh, can I walk with you?
03:55Got the first day jitters, and I don't know where anything is.
03:59Come on.
04:01What's up with the shoes?
04:02You going to prom?
04:03Oh, I knew they were too shiny.
04:05You okay?
04:06Yep, I'm good.
04:07Okay.
04:08Hey, you got a minute to help me with something?
04:10Yeah, of course.
04:11You and I.
04:11Okay.
04:12Ooh, that is cool.
04:14You should get one.
04:16I need to lock in my summer internship.
04:18I don't think you know how much I'm freaking out.
04:20I mean, you don't exactly sound so freaked out.
04:22Why don't you give me something with a little gusto?
04:23How are you feeling?
04:24I'm not sleeping at all.
04:26You're stressed.
04:27Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, please.
04:28I'm trying to work on my book here.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31I am so sorry for talking in my own apartment.
04:35I hate him.
04:36We will keep it down.
04:38I need an advisor with Paul.
04:39I should just ask President Mann.
04:41He's at the gym all the time.
04:42Right.
04:43Ooh, you and Walt.
04:44That's really not ideal for me.
04:46Ideal for you?
04:48Yeah.
04:49Permission to be frank.
04:50Break up.
04:51Let's wrap this up.
04:52Go home.
04:53It's just that I have been in this spotlight quite a lot lately,
04:56and I think maybe in lieu of drawing more attention to us,
04:58she just rolled her eyes at me saying,
04:59in lieu.
05:00Educated people say, in lieu, Mo.
05:04My editor is calling me every single day,
05:07asking to see new pages on this.
05:08This book is not just for me.
05:10It's for our child's future, all right?
05:11So I think it would behoove us to create conditions
05:14under which I can succeed.
05:16Walt, he is, like, the biggest gossip on campus, all right?
05:19And the last thing that we need is that man
05:21rooting around in our lives.
05:24Okay, fine.
05:26I won't ask him.
05:31So you think it's okay to just hire him
05:33even though you already promised the writer-in-residence gig
05:36to my friend Ruby?
05:37If this is what you meant by helping, I don't love it.
05:39Hiring Greg was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
05:41Your friend can do it next semester.
05:43Maybe that'll give her time to write something someone's heard of.
05:45Ruby won the Bailey Gifford Prize in nonfiction.
05:48We all have our resumes.
05:49Look, Walt said that I had to take the job
05:52or Katie was gonna lose hers.
05:54And I would appreciate it if we'd just keep that between us.
05:57Because Katie would kill me.
05:58Of course.
05:58Better watch your back, Greg,
06:00because he might stab you in it.
06:01You understand, this isn't even about her friend.
06:03This is about the review.
06:05I don't know what the review is.
06:07That is a shitty thing to say.
06:08That I take it back, I do.
06:09We're supposed to be friends, Walt.
06:11And you just tossed it aside.
06:13You need to handle your job
06:14with a little more grace and sensitivity.
06:16Do you know why I am so deeply drawn to Greg?
06:19You don't...
06:20That's not necessary.
06:21Because he is the only one around here
06:23who doesn't actually want something from me.
06:27It's a teeny tiny violin.
06:29I was gonna ask what that was.
06:30It is really small.
06:31If you would excuse us,
06:32I have to help Greg find his new office.
06:35Come this way.
06:36Bye-bye.
06:41And here we are.
06:43I think I could have found this on my own.
06:45Do I need to apologize to Dylan?
06:46Oh, we did nothing wrong.
06:47She should be apologizing to us.
06:49Let me show you my favorite part of this whole setup.
06:54Do you love it as much as I do?
06:56So your office is connected to my...
06:58You can come by and say hi anytime.
07:01That'll be fun.
07:02We got a hockey game tomorrow night.
07:04Hired a new coach.
07:04Care to come?
07:05I'm not really a hockey guy.
07:07I wish that you had told me
07:09that I was taking Dylan's friend's job.
07:11I bet Dylan's friend.
07:12Wish we told her as well.
07:13Crystal!
07:14Emailed her and sent a box of pairs.
07:16Gym bag?
07:17Oh, shower shoes.
07:22Door open or closed?
07:23Uh, open.
07:24It's fine.
07:24Thanks.
07:25Good choice.
07:31Wouldn't you know it?
07:32Those rascals were in my bag the whole time.
07:35I'll be back in a jiff.
07:36Okay.
07:39See you soon.
07:42Why are you making me do this?
07:44This is like a labor camp.
07:45This is hell.
07:46You're fine.
07:47I'm not.
07:47Believe me.
07:49Be right back.
07:50Uh, Dean Riggs.
07:52I'm Sonny Sulewski.
07:53I'm in your evolutionary bio class
07:54and I would like for you to be my advisor.
07:56Whoa, buy me a drink first.
07:58I'm looking for an internship in biotech
08:00with a focus on health and wellness.
08:02Look, you seem like a beautiful young scientist,
08:05but I can't.
08:06I'd explain further,
08:07but I've been told not to by my attorney.
08:10Good luck.
08:12Smoke break.
08:13You earned it.
08:15Young lady,
08:16if I may,
08:17don't pick your advisor
08:18based on what you think they can do for you.
08:21It should be someone
08:22with whom you have a real connection.
08:25Thank you, sir.
08:27Onward.
08:29No, I should have just asked him.
08:31I mean, he was already advising me.
08:32No, no, darling.
08:33No, no, no.
08:33He was eavesdropping
08:34and inserting himself into your conversation.
08:36That is just what Walt does.
08:38Trust me.
08:38Look, okay.
08:39Once, totally offhand, right?
08:41I mentioned to Crystal
08:42that I might someday want to have a dog.
08:45Next thing I knew,
08:46Walt is in my living room with Roscoe.
08:49He'd already called him Roscoe.
08:50I wouldn't have called him Roscoe.
08:52I would have called him something more whimsical,
08:53like Giuseppe.
08:55Okay, don't pretend you're not in love with that dog.
08:56I've seen you open-mouthed kissing him.
08:58He prefers it that way.
08:59He's Italian.
09:01Look, Riggs loves me.
09:02I'll speak to him.
09:03I'll get him to change his mind.
09:04What are you doing?
09:05I am texting you a study
09:06on the fecal matter in dogs' mouths.
09:10You shan't be reading that.
09:11Okay, so you can use these notes
09:13on the Impressionists as a general guide.
09:15I'm sorry about the pizza sauce.
09:17I had a pretty late night.
09:18Have you ever seen Rick and Morty?
09:20Um, okay.
09:21Respecting boundaries by knocking.
09:24Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
09:26I just wanted to check to see
09:28if you looked at that lesson plan that I emailed.
09:30Uh, hi.
09:31Oh, I'm sorry.
09:32Am I interrupting?
09:33100%.
09:33Um, this is Lily, my TA.
09:35She smokes.
09:36Yes, I love it.
09:37Yay.
09:38Yay.
09:38I'm just prepping her to cover my classes.
09:40Oh, okay.
09:41I can wait.
09:42Uh, but what time is her class?
09:44Because mine starts in 25 minutes.
09:46Okay, fine.
09:47Um, you know, I did take a look.
09:49And this is way overscheduled.
09:51This is giving me flashbacks
09:53to when you were coaching my U8 soccer team
09:55and you had that big binder of plays.
09:57Yeah?
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:57You've got to relax.
09:59Okay, all right.
10:00Okay, do you remember
10:01when you finally said,
10:02screw it,
10:02and you told us to just
10:04kick the ball around and have fun?
10:05Yeah, I remember that.
10:06Right.
10:06That was the first game that we won.
10:08Well, the other team's goalie
10:10was, like, four years old.
10:11Honey, honey,
10:12I get very nervous
10:13speaking in front of people
10:14unless I have a plan,
10:15and I am not a rock star teacher
10:16like you are.
10:18The moment,
10:18I'm not any kind of teacher.
10:20Okay.
10:21You know what would cheer you up?
10:23There's a hockey game tomorrow night.
10:24You want to go together
10:25like we used to?
10:26Sure, Dad.
10:27Are you...
10:28Really?
10:29Whatever.
10:29I did not expect that answer.
10:31Okay, I have to get to class.
10:32Okay.
10:33I love you.
10:33Lily, do not smoke.
10:35It's not good for you.
10:36Yes.
10:49Oh, that's a dangerous shortcut.
10:55Okay.
10:58Hello.
10:59Hello, everybody.
11:00Woof.
11:01You look like Stonehill got you.
11:02Yeah, new shoes,
11:04and I forgot to scuff up the bottom,
11:06so no biggie.
11:06Your leg is bleeding.
11:08Yeah, it doesn't hurt, though.
11:10Okay, so,
11:11I'm not sure
11:12how many of you
11:13are familiar with my work.
11:15Oh, Miami Amore.
11:17That's a crowd pleaser.
11:18But I doubt that any of my books
11:20are on the shelves
11:21of this hallowed institution.
11:23They aren't.
11:23Oh, hey, I recognize you.
11:26Ah, okay.
11:28They are called
11:29Beach Reads,
11:30and, yes,
11:32you can usually find them
11:33at the airport.
11:34But if you pick a good one,
11:37you can't put it down.
11:39Welcome to the art of the page-turner.
11:41Let's fucking go!
11:42Oh, yeah.
11:43Okay, so,
11:44I'm gonna start,
11:45I'm gonna talk about
11:46some of the authors
11:47who made me
11:48want to tell stories.
11:49People like Greg McDonald
11:51or Sue Grafton
11:52or Carl Hyasson.
11:54Mine was Zadie Smith.
11:55Yes, absolutely love him
11:58or her
12:01or they.
12:02Um, I know it's
12:04a little uptight here,
12:05so I would like you
12:06to call me Greg.
12:10You're all Gerg, bro.
12:12Hmm?
12:12The whiteboard,
12:13you're all Gerg.
12:15And that's permanent mark.
12:16I was gonna say Gerg all year.
12:17Mr. Russo?
12:18Yes, question here.
12:20Is this supposed to be you?
12:21Because if so, dude,
12:22nice washboard.
12:24No, no, no, that is not me.
12:25I have absolutely nothing
12:26to do with the artwork.
12:27I read that you get approval
12:29on all your cover art.
12:30Did you, Ronnie?
12:31You read that?
12:31Mm-hmm.
12:32Okay.
12:33You know, I, uh,
12:35I emailed you all a syllabus
12:36and a breakdown
12:38of how every class
12:39is going to go
12:40minute by minute.
12:41Oh, man.
12:42You made this sound like fun, man.
12:43This is not fun.
12:44I don't know any
12:45of these authors.
12:46I'm not sure
12:47if this literature
12:48will speak to me.
12:49Oh, just you wait, Ronnie.
12:52Ronnie, you are going
12:53to be my white whale.
12:56At this institution,
12:57we have zero tolerance
12:59for body shaming.
13:00Believe me,
13:01I was not shaming her.
13:03I was referencing
13:04a very famous book
13:05that I have not read.
13:07Maybe you did.
13:08And besides,
13:09it doesn't really
13:09even make any sense.
13:11Ronnie has a, uh,
13:12lovely figure.
13:13No, no, nope.
13:15Nope, nope.
13:16If I may,
13:17life's complicated.
13:19Uh, we all mess up.
13:20We mess up at our jobs.
13:21Mess up at our relationships.
13:23But aren't we all
13:25trying our best
13:26to navigate
13:27the complexities
13:28of this life?
13:29The slings and arrows
13:30of outrageous fortune.
13:32That's Hamlet, Greg.
13:34Personally,
13:34I think that the quickest route
13:36back to forgiveness
13:37is if we accept the fact
13:39that in our cause,
13:41we're just good people.
13:43You are a bad person
13:44and I hate you.
13:46I'm fine here
13:47with a verbal warning.
13:48Oh, thank God.
13:49Walk with me, Mr. Russo.
13:52You're a bad boy.
14:01Ten years ago,
14:02the school didn't even
14:03have a disciplinary board.
14:05It's a real gotcha culture now.
14:07The last thing I'd want to do
14:07is make a young woman
14:08uncomfortable.
14:09Same.
14:10Yet we both keep doing it.
14:11Yeah.
14:12What?
14:13So, how are you getting on here?
14:15You finding your bearings?
14:16Not even close, no.
14:18Tell you what, Greg.
14:20Come by my place tonight.
14:21I'll give you the lay of the land.
14:23We can have a drink
14:24on the porch.
14:25I cannot tell you
14:26how much I would love
14:26to do that.
14:27I have a great bottle of whiskey.
14:28Porch whiskey it is.
14:30Look forward to it.
14:33Okay.
14:34See you then.
14:35Not your boss,
14:36not your milk,
14:37not your home,
14:39not your milk,
14:40Rally,
14:41what is all this?
14:42They double booked
14:43the free speech zone.
14:44So on this side we have vegans
14:45and on this side
14:46we have gun control.
14:47What side are you on?
14:48I haven't really decided yet
14:49because on the one hand
14:50I do want jackfruit tacos
14:51in the caf,
14:52but I also don't love
14:53the idea of getting shot.
14:54Tough call.
14:55The free speech zone
14:56was open by Kevin Hall.
14:58Why is it outside my office now?
14:59I guess someone
15:00must have moved it.
15:03Anyway,
15:04I just wanted to say
15:05thank you again
15:05for taking on Sonny.
15:06In 86,
15:07Malik Volney.
15:09You must love
15:10your mistress very much.
15:12Well,
15:12we need to talk.
15:14I'm being summoned.
15:15Just give me a minute.
15:17Did you move
15:19the free speech zone
15:20outside my office?
15:21You should thank me.
15:22I usually do more
15:24when people complain
15:24about me to Walt.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:26Are you that petty?
15:28I'm going to answer
15:29your question
15:29with another question.
15:31Yes?
15:37Would you give me
15:38that water, please?
15:39No.
15:41You pompous prick.
15:44You are a walking
15:45relic of the past.
15:46And nobody's going
15:47to miss you
15:48when you're gone.
15:48Are you trying to be funny?
15:49Don't you slide
15:50out of your chair.
15:51What are you doing?
15:53Rick!
15:54Call 911.
15:55What?
15:56Chris, stop!
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58God, why do bad things
15:59keep happening to me?
16:05Hello.
16:06Yes, I'm just calling
16:06from Ludlow College.
16:08There's a man
16:09who I think
16:09has maybe fainted.
16:11Well, I'm not a doctor,
16:12but isn't it great?
16:22It's bad.
16:23You drive.
16:30It was a heart attack.
16:32But Susan says
16:33he will pull through.
16:35Luckily, she has a friend
16:36over there with her.
16:36Good, good.
16:38Did they say
16:38if a sip of water
16:39would have made a difference?
16:40What?
16:41I've already taken care
16:42of his classes for the week,
16:43but we need an interim
16:44dean of faculty.
16:45Okay.
16:45Today.
16:46Check.
16:46Then don't dilly-dally,
16:47do it.
16:47You're the one
16:48who's preventing me
16:49from doing what
16:49you want me to do.
16:50Fine.
16:51The show must go on.
16:53Position's yours.
16:54No.
16:55You'll do great.
16:55Congrats, Dylan.
16:56No, no, no, no.
16:57I'm not in.
16:57No, thank you.
16:58Well, it's a rule
16:59that goes back
16:59to gladiator times.
17:00You kill a man,
17:01you get his job.
17:02I did not kill him.
17:03Well, the paramedic
17:04said he was dead
17:05for three minutes
17:05and you said
17:06that water thing
17:06that was suspicious.
17:07Plus, you can show me
17:09how to do it all
17:09with grace and sensitivity.
17:10Huh.
17:11I see what you're doing.
17:14Fine, I'm in.
17:16Congrats again, Dylan.
17:17Appreciate you.
17:18That's the spirit.
17:19The man's an ox.
17:20He'll be back
17:21before you know it.
17:27Have you ever seen
17:28him look so peaceful?
17:31No.
17:32He really valued
17:33your friendship.
17:34Yeah.
17:38V. Riggs.
17:39He's the best.
17:42I should go.
17:44No, please stay.
17:45Stay for Vincent.
17:47Vincent.
17:48Dean Riggs,
17:50who I called Vincent
17:51because he is my friend.
17:54You know,
17:55he could sense
17:56that I was feeling
17:57a little lost
17:58and he reached out to me.
18:02Do you want to hold
18:03his other hand?
18:06Okay.
18:15I want you to close your eyes
18:16and picture something.
18:18Go ahead.
18:18Close your eyes.
18:19Close your eyes.
18:19The year is 1929.
18:21Are your eyes closed?
18:22Yeah, they're closed.
18:22Stalin.
18:23He's become this kind of,
18:25this myth.
18:27Like the Tooth Fairy.
18:29If the Tooth Fairy
18:30had led to several
18:30violent purges.
18:34Stalin's cult of personality
18:36was equal parts
18:37power and equal parts
18:39fear.
18:41Fear?
18:42Oh, God.
18:43I'm so sorry.
18:44Oh, gosh.
18:45I hear it.
18:45I'm sorry.
18:46I hear you.
18:47Not, no.
18:47I'm sorry.
18:50It'll probably go faster
18:52without all those loop-de-doos.
18:54Professor Shepard.
18:55Thanks.
18:56I hear it's Dean Shepard now.
18:57Congratulations.
18:58Yes, thank you.
18:58You're welcome.
18:59I recently submitted a proposal
19:01for my new philosophy curriculum.
19:03Weeks ago, actually.
19:04So I'm going to need to hear back
19:05like ASAP, please.
19:06Wow.
19:07A philosophy emergency.
19:08Don't get those a lot.
19:10I do.
19:11Let's give Dean Shepard
19:12a few days
19:12to get her feet wet.
19:14Teaching young people
19:14how to think.
19:15I could use that power for good
19:16or I could use it
19:17for something not good.
19:19They all want something,
19:20so never give anyone your time
19:21unless it's an emergency.
19:24Hi, what's up, doc?
19:25No, what?
19:26Uh, sorry.
19:27I, is it, I'm, uh, I,
19:29I know I burned a house down.
19:31Ah, but,
19:32if I don't have work
19:33and I'm sitting at home,
19:34my mind is going
19:35to some dark and crazy places.
19:36You threatening to strike again?
19:38No, no, no.
19:40No.
19:41I should give her some time.
19:42Yeah, I think that would be best.
19:43Let's go to my office.
19:44I'd love to.
19:45Yeah, yeah.
19:46Let's party.
19:48And done.
19:54I let you sleep.
19:57You looked almost beautiful.
19:59Is it morning?
20:01Oh, no, no, I'm late.
20:03I'm late.
20:04Ah!
20:05Ow!
20:07I told myself
20:08I came to campus today
20:09because I missed being here,
20:11but I came to watch Arch teaching.
20:14Sorry, I don't know why I'm telling you this.
20:16We don't even know each other that well.
20:17It's okay.
20:18Part of my job.
20:19Really?
20:19I don't know.
20:20I met Archie
20:21two weeks after I started teaching here.
20:24I don't really have friends of my own.
20:26Your dad's here now.
20:26He could be your friend.
20:27Nope.
20:28I heard it.
20:29My bad.
20:30I think I just need a win.
20:32So,
20:33is there any chance
20:34that you would lift my suspension?
20:35Again,
20:36don't know how my job works,
20:38but I'll try.
20:39Oh, thank you.
20:42He should have seen him today in class.
20:44Bouncing around all happy.
20:47Why isn't he struggling like I am?
20:58Hello, you.
20:59Hi.
20:59Are you okay?
21:00Yeah.
21:01I was just looking at some old photos of Roscoe.
21:04Thought you were going to give that to Riggs.
21:06Sadly,
21:06I never got the chance.
21:09Well,
21:09I need an advisor who can breathe on his own.
21:11So,
21:12I made a list of potential candidates
21:13and factored in their professional connections
21:16relative to how likely they are to die.
21:19I crossed off two fatties and a smoker.
21:20That's quite morbid.
21:22I mean,
21:23it's only October, Sonny.
21:24What's the rush?
21:25What's the rush?
21:26I've got a blueberry inside of me
21:28that's going to grow to the size of a fucking watermelon,
21:30so it would behoove me to lock in an internship
21:31before I start showing seeing as very few biotech companies
21:34want someone knocking over beakers with a baby bump.
21:37Well,
21:37hey,
21:38they can't actually discriminate against you for that.
21:41That is illegal.
21:42Great.
21:42I'll make a thousand citizens arrests.
21:45You can go back to jacking off to pictures of your gassy dog.
22:03Hold on, hold on, hold on.
22:04I'm here.
22:05Oh, no.
22:05Sit down, sit down, sit down.
22:06We're still having class.
22:07I don't have my lesson plan.
22:10Could someone go online and check the syllabus?
22:13It is 10.46.
22:15What does it say we should be doing right now?
22:16Five minutes of spirited discussion.
22:18Okay.
22:19Does it say about what?
22:21Uh, reflections on what we've discussed so far.
22:24Oh.
22:27You know what?
22:28Screw it.
22:30Let's just kick the ball around a little bit.
22:33Have some fun.
22:33No one knows what that means.
22:35It is another metaphor, Ronnie.
22:37Not unlike White Whale,
22:39which I am saying directed at no one.
22:41All right,
22:42here's the deal.
22:43I didn't take many writing courses in college,
22:47partly because I didn't go to college.
22:49Nice.
22:49I have written 11 bestsellers,
22:51and the idea of teaching here is terrifying.
22:57All of you scare me, except Spooner.
23:00I got you, Greg.
23:02But you know what?
23:02I think we have some things in common.
23:04We all love to tell stories.
23:07Why?
23:08Why do we want to write?
23:14Okay.
23:15I thought that all that vulnerability
23:17might sort of loosen the jar,
23:20but I will go first.
23:21Um,
23:23the best thing about the rooster books
23:26is that he gets to do everything I wish I could.
23:31Get in a bar fight or break the girl's heart.
23:34Honestly, I write because sometimes
23:37I wish I was someone else.
23:43When I used to write in high school,
23:45it was, like, the only time I felt smart.
23:47Thank you, Tommy.
23:49Anybody else?
23:50Uh,
23:51I started writing after my parents got divorced.
23:53Okay.
23:54Now I write a lot of sad stories
23:56about horses who love their kids.
23:58Beautiful!
23:58That's great creativity, Maya!
24:00Oh!
24:03I am so, so sorry.
24:05I blame the shoes.
24:08I actually got rid of them.
24:10Good.
24:10They were too shiny.
24:11No.
24:12I've never run one of these things,
24:13so what happens next?
24:15We have to go through the complaint.
24:17Okay.
24:17It says there you closed your hand
24:19firmly around her breast.
24:21Mmm.
24:23Uh,
24:23I think firmly is an exaggeration.
24:26It was more of a
24:27soft and gentle cupping.
24:31Why did I put it like that?
24:35Miss Samuels acknowledges it was an accident.
24:38Yeah.
24:39I was bracing my fall,
24:40and her breasts happened to take the brace.
24:43Okay.
24:44Don't do it again.
24:46I'm out.
24:48Thank you, everybody.
24:49Appreciate it.
24:56Walter.
24:57Hello.
24:57Hi.
24:58Sorry.
24:58Have you got a moment?
24:59Do you have anything problematic in your life
25:00you still have a soft spot for?
25:02Uh...
25:03Michael Jackson, Woody Allen,
25:04Plastic Straws.
25:06Probably be Roald Dahl for me.
25:08Not great with our Jewish friends,
25:09but, I mean,
25:10Matilda the Musical.
25:11Oh, come on.
25:12Listen,
25:13I know that you only take on advisees
25:14if you feel that you have a particular
25:16sort of connection.
25:16If you just...
25:17Uh, Sonny,
25:18could I borrow you for a second, please?
25:20Sonny here is a
25:22fantastic neuroscience candidate,
25:23centering particularly on
25:24physical fitness and well-being.
25:25Two fiery passions of yours,
25:27if I'm not mistaken.
25:28I mean, Hal, listen,
25:28you know, you could take your advisory sessions
25:31in the sauna, you know?
25:32Aren't you pregnant?
25:34In Nordic countries,
25:35it's actually routine throughout pregnancy.
25:36And worst case scenario,
25:37we just keep the temple at 170.
25:39You know,
25:40I always see you with a protein drink,
25:41and I, uh, make my own.
25:43If you...
25:45You'll taste pea proteins
25:47and a little bit of dehydrated cherry
25:48for flavors and antioxidants.
25:50That's incredible.
25:52I'll leave you to it.
25:56You sure you're okay with me
25:58having a front-row seat
25:59to your interpersonal drama?
26:01I would actually love
26:02a third-party POV.
26:03Oh, I think we could have
26:04a great deal of fun with this.
26:10Don't be afraid to move it!
26:12Don't be afraid to move it!
26:13Don't be afraid to move it!
26:17Don't be afraid to move it!
26:18Don't be afraid to move it!
26:18Oh, yeah.
26:20Oh, um, right.
26:22Hi, Dad.
26:23Hey, where are you?
26:24You need to get down here.
26:26The new coach is drinking a beer,
26:27and during the last time out,
26:29he was singing Sweet Caroline
26:31to nobody.
26:32I actually ended up going out
26:33with Lily and some of her friends.
26:35So you're not coming?
26:37Oh, shoot.
26:38Well, I was excited
26:39to tell you about class.
26:40I tried that thing of yours,
26:43you know, the kicking the ball around.
26:44That's so great.
26:45Can I call you back?
26:46I'm actually having
26:47kind of a fun time.
26:48Sure.
26:49I'll just watch the game by myself.
26:51Maybe there's a daughter here
26:53without a dad.
26:53Please don't make me feel guilty
26:55for not hanging out with you.
26:56You took this job
26:57without asking how I felt about it.
26:58You did that for you.
27:00Yeah.
27:00I did that for me.
27:02I am a selfish guy.
27:04Selfish Greg.
27:06Well, have fun with Lily.
27:07And honey, remember what they say
27:08about secondhand smoke.
27:09It's even worse
27:10than firsthand smoke.
27:11Okay.
27:12Love you.
27:15Here we go, Flux.
27:16Peluso, come here.
27:19Ah, finally a friendly face.
27:22Speaking of friendly faces,
27:23who's that happy fella?
27:25Oh, this is my jersey
27:26from when I played minor league hockey
27:28with the Ontario Indians.
27:30Ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:31Chief love hockey.
27:33Oh, my God.
27:34I have to take this off, don't I?
27:36I would.
27:37Oh, okay.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:40How hard is it for you
27:41to stop offending people?
27:44It's harder than you think.
27:47There we go.
27:48You can still see the feathers, damn it.
27:51Ten minutes ago,
27:52I was in my bed,
27:53in my bonnet,
27:54with my tea.
27:55And then I get a call
27:57saying that as part of my new job,
27:59I got to drive down here
28:00and reprimand our drunk hockey coach.
28:03Oh, really?
28:04He might not be drunk,
28:04but he is definitely buzz.
28:06Come here, real quick.
28:07I got to tell you something.
28:09Be better.
28:11Be better.
28:12He's drunk.
28:13I don't want to police him.
28:15I don't want to police you.
28:16I am begging you.
28:18Please.
28:19We can't do your shit together.
28:21I'm trying.
28:22There's just nothing here makes sense.
28:24My daughter doesn't want me to be around,
28:26and I keep falling down hills.
28:28Walt's assistant is creeping me out.
28:31I don't have time for this.
28:32No, because you are busy,
28:34and I envy you for that.
28:36I have so much time on my hands
28:38that I got to read that book
28:40that your friend Ruby wrote,
28:41and it is not my thing, honey.
28:44Don't snap, Greg.
28:45Ah.
28:46You know, everybody says college
28:47is the best time of your life,
28:48but I think it sinks.
28:52I want to go home.
28:55You sound like a college freshman.
28:57Oh, yeah.
28:59But you're not.
29:01You're 60.
29:03You want to go?
29:04Go.
29:07I'm 57.
29:09And you're me.
29:12Come on!
29:14Oh, yeah!
29:16Hey, ah!
29:17Sweet Caroline!
29:20Bah, bah, bah!
29:22Good times never seem so good.
29:26So good!
29:27Everybody, so good!
29:28So good!
29:30Ah, you guys fucking suck balls!
29:35Ah, fuck!
29:36Who cares?
29:37Right on!
29:42Look at the night
29:46And it don't seem so lonely
29:50We fill it up with only two
29:57And when I hurt
30:01Hurting runs off my shoulders
30:04How can I hurt when holding you
30:11One
30:16Touching one
30:20Reaching out
30:23Touching me
30:25Touching you
30:34The times never seem so good
30:42I've been inclined
30:45To believe they're never
30:49Bow bow
30:52Bow
30:52Bow
30:53Bow
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