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00:00:28Astérix est là
00:00:31Ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
00:00:34Astérix est là
00:00:37Seul contre les dieux, contre l'odieux CĂ©sar
00:00:40Ave CĂ©sar, t'auras pas l'Oscar
00:00:43T'as l'air romantique, mais ta Rome est en toc
00:00:46ArrĂȘte ton cirque, c'est pas toi qu'on croque
00:00:49Pour les jeunes airs, tu rĂąces et la galĂšre
00:00:52Et pendant qu'Ă  Rome, ils l'ont dans le baba
00:00:55Il n'y a qu'un homme, un gaulois
00:00:58Pour crier Go, Go, Go, Rome, aux romains délicats
00:01:01Qui tombent dans l'époque, faut voir ça
00:01:05Astérix est là
00:01:06Et c'est pas
00:01:08Comme un bouloir
00:01:11Astérix est là
00:01:12Et c'est ça
00:01:14C'est pas la joie
00:01:17Astérix est là
00:01:20Ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
00:01:24Astérix est là
00:01:26Seul contre les dieux, contre l'odieux CĂ©sar
00:01:29Ave CĂ©sar, tu cherches la bagarre
00:01:32T'as qu'une idée fixe, mais tu oublies au délix
00:01:35ArriĂšre Satan, ancien combattant
00:01:39Enchu, pampé, plomb, t'as le loup qui dégomme
00:01:41Et pendant qu'ils jouent aux cow-boys, aux indiens
00:01:44Ils en prennent des coups, c'est romain
00:01:48C'est fou ce qu'ils sont fous, ces playboys italiens
00:01:51Ils en perdent tout leur latin
00:01:55Astérix est là
00:01:55Il met la loi
00:01:57Et des dégùts
00:02:01Astérix est là
00:02:02Il mettra
00:02:03De son combat
00:02:08Greetings, Stuck and the Sticks
00:02:10Greetings, Astérix, Obelix
00:02:11Are we going hunting?
00:02:12Yep, that we are
00:02:13We'll be having wild boar for dinner
00:02:15Sure will
00:02:36Have you lost all your wits, Obelix?
00:02:39Having a good time pushing over trees while I'm up cutting mistletoe?
00:02:46One thing he hates is having his trees knocked down
00:02:48You know better
00:02:49Huh?
00:02:50A tree?
00:02:51What tree?
00:02:52This tree
00:02:53Huh?
00:02:54Oh, that tree right there
00:02:56Well, I always said forest is a big mess
00:02:59Trees all over the place
00:03:06Huh?
00:03:07Come on
00:03:11Hey, the wild boars went that-a-way
00:03:13Huh?
00:03:14What-a-way?
00:03:15Oh
00:03:17Yeah, the wild boars
00:03:18I almost forgot about the wild boars
00:03:25Trees all over...
00:03:50Here's the old boars
00:03:56There's our dinner!
00:04:25There's our dinner!
00:04:45There's our dinner!
00:04:58Gifts from the war of Antibesca for mighty Caesar!
00:05:01Gifts from the lofty peaks of Alvisia for mighty Caesar!
00:05:08Very well, mighty Caesar!
00:05:12Immortal Emperor!
00:05:14Don't worry, you'll have a great show to celebrate your triumph!
00:05:18Look at all you've got!
00:05:20They are from the entire empire!
00:05:24And here's how we start your big show with hundreds of slaves,
00:05:28all of them bowing to the glorious Caesar!
00:05:32Caius Flavius?
00:05:33Caesar?
00:05:35I want a show that's magnificent!
00:05:38Something worthy of my great success!
00:05:40In other words, the greatest show on earth for our Caesar!
00:05:44I have put you in charge of the entire proceedings!
00:05:47And should you succeed, I'll see that you're the richest man in all of Rome!
00:05:51But, on the other hand, if you fail, you will be the main attraction!
00:05:57I'll throw you to the lions!
00:06:01Your fate is in your own hands, Caius Flavius!
00:06:04Lots of luck!
00:06:07Thanks, great Caesar!
00:06:10What an honour!
00:06:13Didn't you tell me that we've received presents from all our provinces?
00:06:17Oh, yes Caesar!
00:06:18Thousands of the millions!
00:06:21And you say all our provinces?
00:06:24All our provinces, yes.
00:06:27From everywhere?
00:06:29Yes, yes Caesar!
00:06:32Everywhere!
00:06:33Everywhere!
00:06:35Nearly!
00:06:53Everything quiet, century?
00:06:55And the natives restless?
00:06:56All quiet, Centurion.
00:06:58No commotion.
00:06:59That's how I like it.
00:07:00Quiet!
00:07:02Now's our chance!
00:07:03We make a surprise attack on these Gauls and crush them!
00:07:05I'll call my mother!
00:07:06Hey!
00:07:07Wait a minute!
00:07:08You new around here?
00:07:10I just arrived in the last cohort!
00:07:13You don't attack these horrible Gauls!
00:07:14You don't do it!
00:07:15It's too dangerous!
00:07:16You dummy!
00:07:18You don't?
00:07:19Look!
00:07:20Of all the lands conquered by our glorious Caesar, Gaul is the most troublesome!
00:07:23And of all the villages in Gaul, that one is the most terrifying!
00:07:27Never set foot in that village!
00:07:29They're bloodthirsty savages!
00:07:31Nameless monsters!
00:07:32Horrible brutes with no human feelings!
00:07:35They're wild animals!
00:07:36You have been warned!
00:07:37I'd call that a pretty fair hut, Obelix!
00:07:40Yeah, we had a...
00:07:41Oh!
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:46Oh!
00:07:55We'll bring in the boars!
00:07:58Yeah, sure!
00:07:59Come on!berieïżœ...
00:08:13Huh? Yeah!
00:08:23Mm!
00:08:25Oh!
00:08:27Oh!
00:08:33Well, that's what I call a good dinner, right, Obelix?
00:08:40What's wrong?
00:08:42Nothing.
00:08:42You're not well.
00:08:52Whoops!
00:08:53I put in a drop too much.
00:08:55Great, do it. Get a fix.
00:09:00I'm worried.
00:09:02Obelix must be sick.
00:09:03There's a roast boar in front of him and he's not hungry.
00:09:06Did he eat anything else first?
00:09:07Just two boars.
00:09:09Oh, with Obelix, that's nothing.
00:09:11I'd better take a look.
00:09:43Good day, Great Druid. Get a fix.
00:09:45Good day to you, Panacea.
00:09:47Hello.
00:09:48Hey, who is that?
00:09:49She's a...
00:09:50Oh, look, there he is.
00:09:51Could say he's turned the tables.
00:09:53Boar was his food, now food boars him.
00:09:56Oh.
00:10:00Obelix, what are you doing?
00:10:02I'm delivering a manier.
00:10:07But you haven't got a manier.
00:10:10Huh?
00:10:11No manier?
00:10:13No.
00:10:15Say, Panacea.
00:10:17Come here, child.
00:10:19This is Panacea, the chief's niece.
00:10:21She's just returned from her studies in Lutetia.
00:10:24You remember, Osterix?
00:10:25Oh, it's nice to see you again, little lady.
00:10:26Hello.
00:10:27I didn't recognize you.
00:10:28You were just a little girl when you left.
00:10:30Regular tomboy.
00:10:31With pigtails like Obelix here.
00:10:33Oh, you remember Obelix.
00:10:35Oh, of course.
00:10:36The one who fell into the magic potion when a baby.
00:10:40Hello, Obelix.
00:10:45So nice to see you again.
00:10:47Bye for now.
00:10:49I'm glad to see you again, Panacea.
00:10:55What are you two cuckling on?
00:10:57Obelix, my old pal.
00:10:59You are in love.
00:11:02I am.
00:11:05Whether Dogmatics likes it or not, I'm afraid you're a bad case.
00:11:10I have no magic potion for curing that.
00:11:14Just between us, you really go for Panacea.
00:11:17Oh, I go a man.
00:11:21Why don't you go and see her then?
00:11:22What's stopping you?
00:11:23Oh, I couldn't do that.
00:11:45Jesus.
00:11:57What are you, Obelix?
00:11:59Sleep all right?
00:12:03You've still got Panacea on the brain.
00:12:05No.
00:12:06Well, she's a pretty one.
00:12:08Nobody can argue with that.
00:12:09Yep.
00:12:10She's pretty.
00:12:11Very nice, too.
00:12:16You ought to go and visit her.
00:12:18Take her little gift.
00:12:19That's a good idea.
00:12:41Oh, no, Obelix, no.
00:12:43What's the matter?
00:12:44You're not giving her that.
00:12:46You're not giving her that.
00:12:46Well, it's my very best man here.
00:12:48That's not a present for a pretty girl.
00:12:50No?
00:12:51No, you take her flowers.
00:12:55Flowers?
00:12:56That's a good idea.
00:13:01And watch out.
00:13:03Don't go bumping into any tree.
00:13:04Don't go bumping into any tree.
00:13:31My trouble is, I'm always so shy and retiring.
00:13:36Give up, you bilious gull.
00:13:37You're my prisoner.
00:13:45Well, you wouldn't listen.
00:13:47You dumb dummy.
00:13:54She loves me.
00:13:56She loves me not.
00:13:58She loves me.
00:13:59She loves me not.
00:14:01She loves me.
00:14:03She loves me not.
00:14:07No, no, no, no.
00:14:09You.
00:14:10I just can't do it.
00:14:11No way.
00:14:12All right.
00:14:14Panacea!
00:14:15I hear you.
00:14:16Panacea, my old pal here brought your present.
00:14:19Oh, how lovely.
00:14:21Oh.
00:14:28My favorite flowers.
00:14:30Good.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:34Oh, at last.
00:14:36Panacea.
00:14:37At last, Panacea.
00:14:39I waited so long.
00:14:40Oh, Panacea.
00:14:41Together again.
00:14:43Now I won't let you go away ever.
00:14:44I promise you.
00:14:45Well, you two love birds.
00:14:46Never.
00:14:46No, never.
00:14:47Didn't hear a word I said.
00:14:49Good to see young, fuzzy comics back again.
00:14:51Those two will be getting married soon.
00:14:53Oh.
00:14:59What's wrong with you, Obelix?
00:15:01I'm afraid he's in love.
00:15:04With Panacea?
00:15:06My poor Obelix.
00:15:08You happened to chance with her.
00:15:10Drop the whole thing.
00:15:11Ah!
00:15:13I wasn't talking to you louse.
00:15:22Sentry, that's Gaul there.
00:15:24Is it the big bone crusher?
00:15:26Is it the little wild one?
00:15:28No, De'Goreon.
00:15:30Then this is my chance.
00:15:32It could be his last chance.
00:15:46Hey, hey!
00:16:17I'll get you, you girl.
00:16:19You'll get this!
00:16:22Help me!
00:16:24That's it!
00:16:24Now we got him.
00:16:25Gaul, Gaul, Gaul!
00:16:53Yes, what is it?
00:16:54What have you got?
00:16:57It's Panacea's Ribbon.
00:17:00Something's wrong here.
00:17:01We better go after him.
00:17:09Druid, get it fixed.
00:17:11I think the Romans are up to their old tricks again.
00:17:13That old tricks again?
00:17:14That fellow's of Manisfire shall prepare the magic potion just in case.
00:17:25A girl and a Gaul.
00:17:34So you wanted to create a good impression, well, soldier, you succeeded.
00:17:38I thought I'd impress you.
00:17:40You're someone I'll never forget.
00:17:42I can promise you, I can promise you, you will go a long way.
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:46To the farthest outpost of the foreign legion.
00:17:49Not all the way to Kandati.
00:17:51That's right.
00:17:52To Kandati and take your two prisoners with you.
00:17:55You don't want them?
00:17:56I wouldn't take them on a bet.
00:17:58If I keep them, the Gauls will level this place to get them back.
00:18:01If I free them, they'll level us in revenge.
00:18:03My Jupiter.
00:18:05I've got to get rid of them.
00:18:06And you too.
00:18:36I've got to get rid of them.
00:18:37You ŚȘ
00:18:37I have to get rid of them.
00:18:41I'll get rid of them.
00:18:47If I won't get rid of them unless you stay, my Charlotte deserts would be okay.
00:19:00I won't let you get rid of them.
00:19:02Come on.
00:19:06You won't be Matt?
00:19:11Something missing.
00:19:25Grink, Druid, get a fix.
00:19:27Look, the Romans got panacea.
00:19:30Here we go again.
00:19:32Go assemble the men.
00:19:38Just right.
00:19:43Come and get it.
00:19:46Do you notice today I'm not going to ask for any magic potion?
00:19:51No, no, because I already know
00:19:54if I ask for some of this here magic potion,
00:19:57once again you'll tell me that one day I fell smack right into the pot
00:20:02and when I was a baby.
00:20:03I don't care. You go right ahead.
00:20:07You go right.
00:20:09I don't care.
00:20:13Oh, my God.
00:20:33Goal's onward to the rescue!
00:20:36Goal's onward to the rescue!
00:20:40Stop pushing! I gotta be in front!
00:20:44The Gauls! The Gauls!
00:20:47The Gauls attacking!
00:20:51Let me up front! I want to be sure to get my Roman!
00:20:57Don't worry! There's plenty of Romans to go on!
00:21:00Form cohorts in triple file!
00:21:02In triple file? Cohorts!
00:21:09Missionaries, present Pelum!
00:21:12Present Pelum! Present Pelum!
00:21:14Present! There you go!
00:21:15Present for respect!
00:21:25Hold still! He's roaming all over the place!
00:21:30Stop!
00:21:31Get him!
00:21:34Get him!
00:21:35Get him!
00:21:36Get him!
00:21:37Get him!
00:21:41Eeny, meeny, miny, miny, miny, miny!
00:21:43You!
00:21:48Obelix, may I have the honor?
00:21:50Sure! How's this?
00:21:51Fine!
00:21:57Oh!
00:22:16Veni, vidi, ve lost!
00:22:19Oh, Gaul, I'm ready to face the death merited by defeat.
00:22:23A Roman knows how to die.
00:22:24This noble sword, take it and sever my chain of days.
00:22:27Are you crazy or what?
00:22:29What I ought to do is box your ears.
00:22:31For the last time, where are the prisoners?
00:22:33On the road to the farthest outpost of the foreign legion.
00:22:37Obelix, we're going.
00:22:40Yeah, I'm coming.
00:22:41To the farthest outpost of the foreign legion.
00:22:43Am I dismissed?
00:22:44Yeah, you're dismissed.
00:22:46Friends, Gauls, countrymen.
00:22:48Our whole village has complete trust in you.
00:22:51We are all aware of your sterling merits, of your unpleasant...
00:22:54Here, this is your supply of magic potion, Astavix.
00:22:56Be careful with it.
00:22:58You may need it on your long journey.
00:23:00Ah, yes, who knows what adventures may be waiting for you.
00:23:02In the face of adversity.
00:23:03That's your actual Latin.
00:23:05The die is cast.
00:23:29We have to locate the Roman legion headquarters.
00:23:32We'll ask the first Roman soldier we run into.
00:23:34Hmm.
00:23:35Dogmatics?
00:23:43Let's stop that patrol and ask them.
00:23:45Sure thing.
00:23:46Hey!
00:23:47Obelix!
00:23:48I didn't mean...
00:23:50Too late.
00:23:53All you had to do was stop them.
00:23:54Well, they aren't moving.
00:23:56Sometimes you have to be polite, Obelix.
00:24:00Sir, would you be so kind as to tell us where we can find your headquarters?
00:24:04That would be third via on the left.
00:24:06Thank you, kind sir.
00:24:07You're welcome.
00:24:07There, you see?
00:24:08It pays to be polite now and then.
00:24:12Now wait right here.
00:24:15No Gauls are allowed.
00:24:17Unless you want to join, then get in line.
00:24:19Just a minute.
00:24:20I just want some information.
00:24:22Like I said, get in line.
00:24:23I'm in a hurry.
00:24:24Then get on your way.
00:24:29That's better.
00:24:32I don't see how Asterix's way of being polite is any different from mine.
00:24:39Information office, if you please.
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42Ask information for that information.
00:24:46Information.
00:24:46This is it.
00:24:47That's funny.
00:24:48Nobody ever wants information.
00:24:50Hey, hold on.
00:24:51Break the door down.
00:24:52If you...
00:24:56Anyone here?
00:24:57Oh, there you are.
00:25:00I want some information.
00:25:02I'm looking for Legionary Tragicomics.
00:25:04You made him join.
00:25:05That information is top secret.
00:25:06I can't tell you anything about it.
00:25:08Why not?
00:25:09Because it doesn't concern a puny little gollnig like you.
00:25:12For the last time, are you going to tell me where Tragicomics is?
00:25:16Give my copy of marching orders, quick!
00:25:19My marching orders?
00:25:21Thank you very much.
00:25:23That's all I wanted.
00:25:23You see, it pays to be polite.
00:25:26Obelix!
00:25:27Obelix!
00:25:28I'm coming!
00:25:30Hold it there.
00:25:31Get in line, Tubby, like the rest.
00:25:33Hey, Asterix!
00:25:35That Roman that you were so polite to just now,
00:25:38is being very polite to me.
00:25:40Do you think I can be extra polite with him?
00:25:43Sure you can!
00:25:44Now just lift your head a tiny bit,
00:25:46and I'll show you how nice and polite I can be!
00:25:57Tragicomics and Panacea are off to Africa.
00:25:59So our only chance to get there is join up in the Roman legion and fast.
00:26:03You see what it says there?
00:26:04Roman, Latin, it's all Greek to me.
00:26:10It's us again!
00:26:15Hey!
00:26:21Now then, here we are all together, young volunteers, just itching to get into battle.
00:26:26Welcome!
00:26:26I'm your humble instructor, Dubious Status, your good pal.
00:26:29What a splendid idea to come and join all us Romans.
00:26:33Now, if you'll come this way, gentlemen, right in here.
00:26:36That's right.
00:26:37Now give your names to Haka Scribulus who'll chisel you into the record, isn't that right?
00:26:42What did he say?
00:26:44Doesn't matter, we're in a hurry.
00:26:46Go on, tell the scribe what you're called.
00:26:47Selective unemployment tax.
00:26:49I'm from Londinium.
00:26:51Who's next?
00:26:52I'm Iberian, Pedro Gonzales.
00:26:55Hey, how is that chiseled?
00:26:58Just put ole.
00:26:59We'll be here all day.
00:27:00Last but not least, we have two goals.
00:27:03Ah!
00:27:04Asterix and Obelix.
00:27:05Now swing your hammer.
00:27:06We're wasting time.
00:27:09For buenas paellas, you must put muchos reeds or a big chicken...
00:27:12I guess we're in the army now.
00:27:14Quiet!
00:27:16No jokes!
00:27:17You're in the army now!
00:27:19Isn't that what I just said?
00:27:21Fall in and on the double!
00:27:23Now I make you soldiers.
00:27:25You want I should be polite to this soldier?
00:27:28Not yet. Hold on.
00:27:29Quiet!
00:27:30What did he say?
00:27:31What did he say?
00:27:32What did he say?
00:27:33What did he say?
00:27:34I think that man wants to know what you said.
00:27:36I said quiet!
00:27:38What did he say?
00:27:39Q-U-I-E-T!
00:27:41Quiet!
00:27:44Now let's all calm down. Where was I?
00:27:46I got all mixed up. First he asked what I said.
00:27:49I maybe ask a question.
00:27:51Why?
00:27:51The cash.
00:27:52How much a legionary gets a day?
00:27:55One sesterce.
00:27:56Ah! Unmercly!
00:27:57Not possible!
00:27:58Two! No! One!
00:27:59Two! One!
00:28:00Two! One!
00:28:01Two! One!
00:28:08Hey Roman, how long does this go on?
00:28:10What about our training?
00:28:11Hey!
00:28:12What was that?
00:28:13Soup!
00:28:15Soup!
00:28:16Soup!
00:28:16Soup!
00:28:17Soup!
00:28:18Soup!
00:28:19Good idea. I'm starting to feel empty inside.
00:28:22Well, now that I think of it, I'm feeling empty too.
00:28:24Well, Decurian dubious status, is this how you snap recruits into shape?
00:28:32Soup!
00:28:33What's a Decurian blubbering about? Soup that bad?
00:28:35Hey, you know what? I think he's in love.
00:28:38Yep. In love.
00:28:40Let's eat!
00:28:41Teremos hambre! Teremos hambre! Teremos hambre!
00:28:56Teremos hambre!
00:28:57Yes!
00:28:58Mmm.
00:29:02Mmm.
00:29:05Ah!
00:29:06The Roman army's gotta be the strongest in the whole world.
00:29:09Hey, just for the record, what'd you put in it?
00:29:11It's the mess of the leech-innery.
00:29:12Oatmeal, all cheese, rind, fat, all cooked together to save time.
00:29:16Is this what we always get?
00:29:17No!
00:29:18Gorman.
00:29:18On Sunday you get double portions.
00:29:20You can't eat this mess, it's disgusting!
00:29:22Aw!
00:29:23Splendish!
00:29:24Aw!
00:29:26Marvellous!
00:29:27Wonderful!
00:29:31Hey, you the one who does the cooking around here?
00:29:34Yes. Why?
00:29:35Why? It's garbage.
00:29:36Well, if you two fussy eaters would like to order your favorite dish...
00:29:39Sure would.
00:29:40Wild Boar's what I would like.
00:29:42Oh, I see. Your palate is refined.
00:29:44Mmm. You've got the most delicate taste.
00:29:46There you are. I can see you understand us, Cookie.
00:29:49Get out of my kitchen, or I'll throw you two in the stew pot!
00:29:52Hey, Asterisk, you think maybe I could be polite to him?
00:29:55Old pal, it seems you haven't got a choice.
00:29:58Now, just try not to move your head.
00:30:00Oh!
00:30:05Now listen, Cookie.
00:30:06Any time we don't like the grub we get to eat, we'll come back and see you.
00:30:10Oh!
00:30:14Super-sloppious!
00:30:16Are they gone?
00:30:18Huh? Huh? Huh?
00:30:20Yeah, right!
00:30:21Quick, go get some wild boars, and partridges, and salmon, and thick dairy cream like they have in Gaul.
00:30:27Oh! I'll do it!
00:30:28Oh!
00:30:30Before you leave, turn the pot down to simmer.
00:30:35You're being assigned to the First Legion, Third Cohort, Second Manipulus, First Centurion.
00:30:39You have to say all that when you report to your superiors.
00:30:42Hey, you, the little squirt, report!
00:30:46Asterisk from Gaul.
00:30:47And I'm Obelix. What's your name?
00:30:49Nick, you're going to be the status, First Legion, Third Cohort.
00:30:51Ah! Get back in ranks!
00:30:54Quiet!
00:30:56Training with the pilum.
00:30:57You try and hit that target over there.
00:31:00Legionary Obelix.
00:31:01Come and try.
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:06I'm doing my best. It takes time to roast wild boar.
00:31:10Now I'll teach you how to use the gladius.
00:31:13Because you're new, these weapons here are made out of wood.
00:31:15Right. Let's go.
00:31:16Let's go.
00:31:17Defend yourself.
00:31:19It's only a wooden sword.
00:31:20Oh, do what he says. We can't waste a lot of time on this nonsense.
00:31:23Defend yourself.
00:31:24As you say.
00:31:31A decurion I don't need in my soup. It destroys the subtle taste.
00:31:39Legionaries, now your training is over.
00:31:42We'll be leaving tomorrow morning for Massilia, where our ship is waiting to take us to Africa.
00:31:46And it's about time.
00:31:47They must buck my bargain.
00:31:49I hope they don't leave the cook behind.
00:31:51You are soldiers in that army.
00:31:54And soon all of you will go into battle as Romans.
00:31:57As Romans?
00:31:58Yes, Romans.
00:32:05All right, fall out and go to sleep. We start marching at 5 o'clock in the morning.
00:32:14Bunch of bumpkin barbarians. Not so funny now, is it?
00:32:18One, two, one, two. Forward for the glory of Rome.
00:32:23We'll see how many of you can keep up with me. Me, decurion dubious status.
00:32:27We've got a long road ahead of you.
00:32:35By the Druid's beard, look at those stragglers.
00:32:39Ah, boy.
00:32:40A little potion. I'll carry the whole cohort.
00:32:52Good night for camping here.
00:32:54Fault!
00:32:56At this rate, we'll make Massilia in four days, and then it's the boat to Africa.
00:33:00You think it's gonna be easy to find them?
00:33:02Sure it will.
00:33:05And now we see Massilia's sleepy fishing village.
00:33:08Oh, pretty. Pretty.
00:33:17No more, that's it. I don't wanna walk anymore. I wanna go home to Rome.
00:33:23Toss in your stuff and take rowing positions two by two.
00:33:26Can we sit together?
00:33:28We're in a big rush.
00:33:29Ready on the bridge. Cast off.
00:33:32It's me, says Cast off.
00:34:01So long. It's been a pleasure.
00:34:02Let's get it.
00:34:04Highline learning!
00:34:25To imperiousiktels rupus!
00:34:30– Oh.
00:34:34Greetings, Centurion, garrulous Rumpus, your servant.
00:34:39Get to work, you go!
00:34:46Waitress, I'm thirsty.
00:34:48Hey, one more beer here, and quick.
00:35:10Is it the wind that damaged the barricade?
00:35:13Correct. When wind blows here, nothing can resist it.
00:35:17And the wind is at all that's irresistible here.
00:35:26No!
00:35:28Not bad at all, your new little waitress.
00:35:31She's our Gaul girl.
00:35:32A girl from Gaul? Ah, LutĂšce!
00:35:38Maybe she'd like to have a little chat, brush up on her Latin.
00:35:48Oh, take your hands off me! Help! Let me go!
00:35:53Oh, let me go!
00:35:54I like a girl, it's spirit.
00:35:55Oh, Protus, get away! Take that!
00:35:58Oh!
00:35:59Patricio, over here!
00:36:00Stop them! Go!
00:36:02Hold it! Hold it!
00:36:05Hold it! Hold it!
00:36:13Hold it!
00:36:14Where they're headed, there's only sand and sun.
00:36:18The desert is their doom.
00:36:41Hold it!
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:48Oh!
00:37:01Ugh!
00:37:02Here are the new reserves. Here we are. Here we are.
00:37:06Do be a status. You have done very well.
00:37:08Now, post the reserves on the barricades.
00:37:10Let's have to reinforce them. The wind is rising.
00:37:41My helmet!
00:37:45This is the place. It's full of Romans.
00:37:50Don't hit them, Obelix. For now, they're friends.
00:37:53But the Romans are our friends?
00:37:55That's right. For now, we like Romans.
00:37:58And so now we are friends of our enemies.
00:38:03Do you mind explaining that?
00:38:04No time to explain it. Let's give him a hand.
00:38:08I'm scared of him. Please stop!
00:38:11I'm going to get them!
00:38:18Now, nobody, I mean nobody can get out.
00:38:21I'd say those others out in the desert are done for.
00:38:24Others? What others?
00:38:25A man and a girl. Gauls, both of them. Alone in the desert.
00:38:28Crazy comics and panacea.
00:38:30Are you acquainted?
00:38:31You bet. Well, no need to stay here now.
00:38:35Deserters! Guards! Guards!
00:38:37Are we still friends?
00:38:38No. Now we're enemies.
00:38:40Aren't we Romans?
00:38:41That's all over now. You can forget it.
00:38:45But...
00:38:45Come on now. Open it.
00:38:47There wasn't much point in closing it if you ask me.
00:38:50There's a guy.
00:38:59Here he does...
00:39:02Let's try to shut him up.
00:39:18Huh?
00:39:19Let's try to touch me...
00:39:19Then wait.
00:39:30Not many caravans take this detour.
00:39:32It's a very lucky thing for you that we came along.
00:39:35We will take you all the way to the sea.
00:39:38But why have you tied us up?
00:39:39So you won't fall off the zaml.
00:39:41That means camel.
00:39:43Who are you?
00:39:44Merchants?
00:39:45Yes, merchants.
00:39:46You could say.
00:39:47Slave merchants.
00:39:48You two will fetch a very good price with the Romans.
00:39:52Collector's item.
00:39:52A matched pair.
00:40:02Slaves for sale.
00:40:03Come and see the best selection.
00:40:05All guaranteed Vikings fresh from the fjords in perfect condition.
00:40:08You slaves.
00:40:09Rock-bottom prices.
00:40:10All-purpose slaves.
00:40:12Total guarantees for six months.
00:40:13All reconditioned.
00:40:14In good condition, huh?
00:40:16Less than ten years on them.
00:40:17Owned by an old lady.
00:40:19Helped her with the knitting.
00:40:20That's not what I need.
00:40:21I need good, solid, macho muscles.
00:40:23For the circus maximus.
00:40:28Hassan Ben-Washed.
00:40:30I thought you sold African merchandise.
00:40:32They are direct from Africa, Caius.
00:40:34But originally from Gaul.
00:40:36Well, the girl is of no interest.
00:40:39But the guy, he's got a build on him.
00:40:41Let's hear it.
00:40:43I sell you the wool set for 3,000.
00:40:463,000?
00:40:48Outrageous.
00:40:49Only what merchandise you're getting, their home is outer goal.
00:40:52Armorica.
00:40:53Armorica.
00:40:54Yes.
00:40:55Hassan.
00:40:57I'm wondering.
00:40:58Isn't your stand here wider than is allowed?
00:41:01Huh, Hassan?
00:41:03Imagine what the prefect of Rome would say.
00:41:05Well, you'd be out of business.
00:41:06With all friends, why should I argue 2,000?
00:41:10Now, friend, we agree.
00:41:11Certainly, friend.
00:41:12And naturally, you have the import license to go with them.
00:41:15But should customs authorities want it.
00:41:18Oh, brother, let us see.
00:41:19One monthly thousand and you can pay it in cash.
00:41:22As for your slave trader's license, my brother,
00:41:25I trust that it's up to date.
00:41:27Fifty, Caius Flabius.
00:41:29One other thing.
00:41:30What's the situation on your income tax?
00:41:32Oh, it will be a great honor if you will take them as a token
00:41:37of my undying gratitude and esteem, oh, noble Roman.
00:41:41No, no, I couldn't.
00:41:41Well, if you insist, I don't want to disappoint you.
00:41:44Let's go load the merchandise.
00:41:45Go ahead.
00:41:46Can always come to terms.
00:41:48Just takes a little effort on both sides.
00:41:51Hmm?
00:41:58Look over there.
00:42:04Oh, caravan!
00:42:07This desert is getting more crowded every day.
00:42:10Where are you from?
00:42:11From Gaul.
00:42:13Oh, you too.
00:42:14What do you mean, us two?
00:42:15We just sold, uh, accompanied a couple from Gaul
00:42:18all the way to the Z.
00:42:20Would you take us?
00:42:21You bet your life.
00:42:23The only thing is we're kind of out of cash.
00:42:25Oh, it won't cost you anything.
00:42:26Oh?
00:42:27No, no, no.
00:42:27Your purchaser pays the shipping charges.
00:42:29Catch them.
00:42:30Go on.
00:42:34Asterix, are these our friends?
00:42:37No, I wouldn't say that.
00:42:39Good.
00:42:54Hey, Asterix.
00:42:55Hey, Asterix.
00:43:09Where do we go now?
00:43:10that we're not Romans anymore to Rome oh yep that has to be where tragicomics
00:43:16and panacea were sold as slaves
00:43:25well okay so this house my triumph progressing the Colosseum will be ready
00:43:30Caesar and the big show oh what a show we released 10,000 does just as you're
00:43:39about to begin the chariot races where the mightiest drivers will thrill the
00:43:43crowd then comes the entrance of the gladiators oh great Caesar if you only
00:43:48knew men like you can't find anymore Colossus as strong as bear as wily as foxes
00:43:53and then Caesar parade before you the slaves that you conquered representing
00:43:59every jewel in Caesar's crown no exceptions no none Caesar even the
00:44:05indomitable Gauls guaranteed authentic Gauls will bow in homage on the sand in the
00:44:11circus never hey that's no way to talk Caesar pay no attention no as the son of a
00:44:17noble chief I know and slay is audacious your young Gaul will you shut up no
00:44:23Kiles he's quite right I shall see that he is treated in a way that's worthy of
00:44:28him throw him into a cell alone no we're not going to be separated a girl
00:44:34they'd say that oh excuse her Caesar I would rather die if that is what you'd
00:44:40like nothing could be simpler imprison her and the man in the Colosseum may get
00:44:45thrown to the lions amazing what big appetites they have my big cats
00:44:50I'm
00:45:30Hey, is this it? Rome?
00:45:33Yep, this is it. We made it.
00:45:35Where are we going to eat?
00:45:37First, we have to find the slave merchant.
00:45:43Hassan, then watch. Are you the one who sells slaves from Africa?
00:45:46Yes, one or two.
00:45:47Then who'd you sell that pair of Gauls to?
00:45:50You want information? That costs you a lot.
00:45:55Overleagues.
00:45:58Oh, only 500. All right, 100.
00:46:02Oh, no charge this time.
00:46:04Would you like just one more?
00:46:05No. His name is Caius Flabius, a large, plump, little guy,
00:46:09and you can't miss him. He always wear red.
00:46:11His toga is white. He's usually at the best.
00:46:13Much obliged to you, Hassan Ben-Washed. It was a pleasure.
00:46:17Oh!
00:46:18Oh?
00:46:22Like the fella said, you can always come to terms.
00:46:25Just take a little effort.
00:46:38Noble citizens.
00:46:41If you'd like to address.
00:46:43Is he a friend?
00:46:44Yes, he is, Obelix. Do what he wants.
00:46:55We haven't got much on.
00:46:57Oh, we don't catch cold.
00:47:03Not this way, you little squirt.
00:47:05How come you talk to him like that?
00:47:07Did anybody ask you, Fatso?
00:47:09Hey, Asterix, I don't suppose he's a friend.
00:47:12No, I'm afraid not.
00:47:13Good.
00:47:17Anyway, there's no white togas around as far as I can see,
00:47:20so there's no point in staying here.
00:47:23Magnificent!
00:47:23That fella would be a perfect candidate for the gladiator to school.
00:47:27Who's that?
00:47:29Now, wait a second.
00:47:30I want to cool off.
00:47:32Watch this, Asterix.
00:47:34I'm going to dive.
00:47:47I want that man.
00:47:48He mustn't get away.
00:47:50There's no more water in the pool.
00:47:52By the druid's beard, you're slowing us up.
00:47:54All right, all right.
00:47:55Always, always in a hurry.
00:47:56Always in a hurry.
00:48:02Get me those two guys.
00:48:03The puny one.
00:48:04I also want him.
00:48:05He's the giant's trainer.
00:48:07Come on, little doggie, come on.
00:48:10And how's my little dogmatics today, hmm?
00:48:13We have to locate that sea flabius.
00:48:15It's our only chance to find him.
00:48:16Come on, let's go.
00:48:17And was he a good little doggie, huh?
00:48:19Now, don't you worry, Papa won't be long.
00:48:21Get a move on Obelix.
00:48:22We've wasted enough time in this place.
00:48:24Mr. Asterix, I got the right to talk to little dogmatics if I want to.
00:48:30Mr. Obelix, we have wasted enough time.
00:48:33Now, to begin with, stop shouting your scaring little dogmatics.
00:48:36Why don't you calm down?
00:48:38I am calm!
00:48:40So am I.
00:48:43Very calm.
00:48:53Oh, do you know a Caius Flabius?
00:48:56Sure, you bet.
00:49:00He runs the school for gladiators, and he'll be glad to see you.
00:49:04Grab him.
00:49:05Oh, my magic potion!
00:49:09Asterix is always shouting at me, and I don't know why.
00:49:13Oh, well.
00:49:14Come on, dogmatics!
00:49:36Trouble is, it doesn't always work so good.
00:49:41Oh, I wonder where Osterix went, anyway.
00:49:49All of a sudden, I feel kind of tired.
00:49:51Oh, my God.
00:50:22Asterix!
00:50:27There's nobody there no more?
00:50:29No. It's closed up now.
00:50:31Oh.
00:50:33Asterix!
00:50:36Asterix!
00:50:53Asterix!
00:50:53Asterix!
00:50:55Where are you?
00:51:10Hey, wait.
00:51:11What?
00:51:11Look, it's the other gall.
00:51:13We'll grab the guy.
00:51:14You take the lead.
00:51:15Where'll you go?
00:51:16Protect our rear.
00:51:18Where's Asterix?
00:51:20Grab the guy.
00:51:21Get him.
00:51:22Ow!
00:51:29Asterix!
00:51:34Asterix!
00:51:44Dogmatic!
00:51:46Hey, wait!
00:51:48Where are you going?
00:51:50Get!
00:51:50Come back here, you dog!
00:52:07Asterix!
00:52:12Asterix!
00:52:13Asterix!
00:52:22Asterix!
00:52:23Oh, Obelix! Obelix!
00:52:27Oh, Obelix!
00:52:29Whatever.
00:52:33Asterix!
00:52:37Asterix!
00:52:39Obelix!
00:52:43Come on, let's go.
00:52:47It's me!
00:52:52Come on, let's go, let's go!
00:52:56I see it!
00:53:07Oh
00:53:10Lucky you got me when you did
00:53:15Worst is I lost the magic potion. I've lost dogmatic. He's gone
00:53:30Oh
00:54:00Oh
00:54:30Oh
00:55:04What's that they sing in the Colosseum mm-hmm? She's a prisoner out of Gaul sings the same song every
00:55:11night
00:55:13She's a girl you say yeah, and on Caesar's triumphal day. They'll toss it to the lions
00:55:19And me without my magic potion. What did you say the circus crazy notion a lot of commotion?
00:55:25Yeah, God's all over the place the only ones they let inside are those that are condemned to death the
00:55:30lions and the gladiators
00:55:31And on that day you'll see us in the show. We're gonna be gladiators
00:55:38You're upholding the reputation of the Caius Flavius Optus school of gladiators. I need muscle men not prima donnas
00:55:46All right, actually
00:55:52Just dancing around
00:55:55And keep the sword straight out
00:55:57The sword straight out
00:55:59It's not a bunch of flowers
00:56:02You're supposed to be gladiators. Yeah, they're all a bunch of losers. No talent. None of them
00:56:11He's something with that guy. I got a real gladiator for Caesar
00:56:15You're all nincompoops
00:56:19I don't care how you get them. Just get them use all the men we got. I want those to
00:56:24air today
00:56:24You understand get them right now
00:56:27Go on
00:56:28You two you got on my nerves flipping that coin
00:56:38You two you got on my nerves flipping that coin
00:56:46Why yes, no that is not exactly in a way you might say I was we want to join up
00:56:51as gladiators
00:56:54Gladiators you want to be gladiators in that case meet Caius Flavius
00:56:59Of course, it's not so easy to be a gladiator
00:57:02However, I might be of assistance
00:57:04Well make it quick we're in a hurry
00:57:05Hire you cream
00:57:06Where's your opus?
00:57:07Come on, hurry
00:57:07I got two candidates here
00:57:09Take a look
00:57:13So you want to be gladiators
00:57:17I'll put you into the hands of a trainer
00:57:20You're the most ferocious trainer I ever had
00:57:23Where are those two shrinking violets?
00:57:28Oh no, no
00:57:29Have pity
00:57:30Have pity
00:57:31Not me Caius
00:57:32Have pity
00:57:32I don't want to die
00:57:33Oh my goodness
00:57:35No
00:57:35You can't make me
00:57:36I won't
00:57:37I won't
00:57:37I won't
00:57:38No matter what
00:57:38We will learn to be gladiators
00:57:41Come on
00:57:41Show us how
00:58:03We have two newcomers
00:58:05Boys, you teach them how it's done
00:58:07And a good lesson
00:58:08Yeah
00:58:08Yeah
00:58:10Yeah
00:58:13Yeah
00:58:40End of the line
00:58:42This is where I get off
00:58:44What about your pension?
00:58:46What?
00:58:47My pension?
00:58:48Send it to my mother
00:58:49Mach-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
00:59:00-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
00:59:02-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
00:59:04-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
00:59:05-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
00:59:07-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
00:59:36Caesar, it's our triumph.
00:59:38I mean yours, great Caesar.
00:59:40You've got the biggest show in Rome.
00:59:41And with all modesty, I take the credit.
00:59:43I hope you like it.
00:59:44I trust it'll go well, Caius, or I'll see that you're the star attraction.
00:59:48Let the games begin.
00:59:50Let the games begin.
01:00:07From the far-flung provinces of the Empire,
01:00:10Britain, Goths, Egyptians, Iberians,
01:00:17slaves from every conquered land,
01:00:19pay homage to great Caesar in the sands of the arena.
01:00:25From the wilds of the hinterland,
01:00:27raped in the rough skins of beasts,
01:00:29the greatest show on earth.
01:00:31All roads lead to Rome, and today Rome is the Rome.
01:00:35Omnibus, get me a little drop of wine.
01:00:36The throat's a little dry.
01:00:37The main attraction, all the way from Gaul,
01:00:41the last of the barbarians who dared defy mighty Caesar,
01:00:44our emperor.
01:00:46As a grand finale, they will be thrown to the lions.
01:00:52The emperor, in his magnum in amenity,
01:00:56will allow the slaves to defend themselves
01:00:58with their bare hands.
01:01:01Oh, you are much too good, Caesar.
01:01:05I know, Caius.
01:01:07Tender-hearted Caesar, generous to a fault.
01:01:10And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
01:01:13Here it is, the chariot race.
01:01:16Immortal Caesar's gift to his friends, Romans, and countrymen.
01:01:22The Gaul is supposed to drive it.
01:01:23Where is he?
01:01:24Mechanics?
01:01:25Don't know.
01:01:25He's late.
01:01:26But how do we start the race?
01:01:27There's no problem.
01:01:29That's what you think.
01:01:30All you need is a Gaul to drive the chariot.
01:01:32Glory or death, the circus maximus!
01:01:37Maximus!
01:02:00Now, I'll do the driving.
01:02:02You scatter the competition.
01:02:05Hey, two men to drive a four-horse chariot.
01:02:08What other lunacy have you in store?
01:02:21What a race!
01:02:33Whoa!
01:02:36Whoa!
01:02:38Whoa!
01:02:41Whoa!
01:02:45Whoa!
01:02:49Whoa!
01:02:50Whoa!
01:02:51Whoa!
01:02:53Whoa!
01:02:54Whoa!
01:02:55Whoa!
01:02:57Whoa!
01:02:58Whoa!
01:03:03Faster! Faster!
01:03:06Faster! Faster!
01:03:34Go! Let's go!
01:03:35This is the last one!
01:03:43By Mercury!
01:03:44If those guys come any closer, they'll feel my whip!
01:03:46That one up there! He won't let us pass it!
01:03:49Go get it!
01:03:57Hey! Let's go, you idiot!
01:03:59Anything you say!
01:04:04Are they, Caesar?
01:04:05Caius, what is this?
01:04:10You get back there, imbecile!
01:04:12Get down in the arena where you belong!
01:04:14I warned you, Caius, you too belong in the arena!
01:04:21Winner of the great chariot race, Asterix the gold!
01:04:26And now, the stars of this gallopper, Caesar!
01:04:30The finest bevy of gladiators ever to play Rome!
01:04:34Gladiators prepared at Caius Flabius School of Gladiatorial and Martial Arts!
01:04:39Price is on request!
01:04:40To honor the great Caesar, this is your Circus Maximus!
01:04:47I've got a hunch, mighty Caesar, you're going to like this!
01:04:51There's two of them that are really extraordinary!
01:04:53Ave, Caesar!
01:04:55Those who are about to die salute you!
01:04:59Hiya, Julie!
01:05:00How you doin'?
01:05:01How you doin'?
01:05:01They have a lot of gall!
01:05:03It's only natural!
01:05:04But, once in combat, they're bone crushers!
01:05:07And that's what you want for the hoi polloi!
01:05:10Hey, Asterix!
01:05:11This guy, is he our friend?
01:05:14No, he's not, Obelix!
01:05:16I don't get it!
01:05:18I'm a skull!
01:05:19They were all our enemies!
01:05:20But, in Africa, we're all friends!
01:05:23Maybe Julie can explain!
01:05:25I can't figure it out!
01:05:27Oh, Caesar!
01:05:27Now we're letting the lions out!
01:05:30Everything's gonna be just fine!
01:05:32Where's my vino?
01:05:33I'd like to know where it is!
01:05:35Omnibus!
01:05:36I'm Fernand Fora!
01:05:38Vino!
01:05:38In Veritas!
01:05:39My throat's as dry as the Sahara at noon!
01:05:41When do I get it?
01:05:42No!
01:06:03And now, all you lucky Romans!
01:06:06The moment has come!
01:06:08The sacrifice to Jupiter!
01:06:14The big cats are very hungry, Caesar!
01:06:17Since they were captured, all they got to eat was one yogurt a day and a piece of toast!
01:06:27Obelix!
01:06:27Asterix!
01:06:28The magic potion!
01:06:29We're saved!
01:06:30The magic potion?
01:06:31No magic potion!
01:06:32You'd better be in good condition!
01:06:33Oh, you know me!
01:06:35Unless my little doggie's with me!
01:06:37Here they come!
01:06:38The strongest!
01:06:39The fittest!
01:06:40The truelest!
01:06:42The most terrifying!
01:06:44The most dreaded!
01:06:45The most frightening animals that growl the earth!
01:06:50Dogmatics, my little doggie!
01:06:52But being the beast!
01:06:55My magic potion!
01:06:57And being the man of Trevor's, will we take care of the new one?
01:06:58No!
01:06:58No!
01:06:59Dockmatics!
01:07:05Oh!
01:07:08Oh!
01:07:09Oh!
01:07:11Oh, yeah!
01:07:16Oh!
01:07:21Oh!
01:07:28Lions, lions, lions, and they're all mine.
01:08:03You were quite right, Gaius. The program was exceptional. No one ever saw that in Rome.
01:08:11Caesar, be kind. Won't you release these two courageous warriors?
01:08:16Noble Caesar's generosity is infinite. Yes, well, nearly.
01:08:26Gaius, you are free.
01:08:32Hold it down. The triumph of Caesar was, in fact, our triumph.
01:08:38A triumph of all Gaius divided into three parts. I address my remarks to the Emperor.
01:08:44Oh, Obelix.
01:08:46You should have seen them. They were magnificent. All by himself, Obelix destroyed half the Colosseum.
01:08:51Oh, it was only a kind of second-rate Colosseum.
01:08:54Our strength, our valor, our recklessness, our wisdom. And not least, O Caesar.
01:09:04I want to thank you for what you did.
01:09:12Must be said.
01:09:24Also, our natural elegance.
01:09:34Astérix, c'est là.
01:09:40Astérix, c'est là.
01:09:42Astérix, c'est là.
01:09:46Astérix, c'est là.
01:10:05inŃƒŃ€Ă©s, c'est lĂ .
01:10:11Astérix, c'est là, et c'est pas comme un bonbois
01:10:17Astérix, c'est là, et pour César, c'est pas la joie
01:10:23Astérix, c'est là, ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
01:10:30Astérix, c'est là, seul contre les dieux, contre l'odieux César
01:10:35Ah mais César, tu cherches la bagarre T'as qu'une idée fixe, mais t'oublies au délix
01:10:41ArriÚre Satan, anciens combattants Enjoui, Pompé, Plum, t'as le loup qui les gomme
01:10:47Et pendant qu'ils jouent aux cow-boys, aux indiens Ils en prennent des coups, c'est romain
01:10:54C'est fou ce qu'ils sont fous, c'est playboys italiens Ils en perdent tout leur latin
01:11:01Astérix, c'est là, ils veulent la loi Et des dégùts
01:11:07Astérix, c'est là, elle vaincra De ton combat
01:11:13Astérix, c'est là, ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
01:11:19Astérix, c'est là, seul contre les dieux, contre l'odieux César
01:11:25Ah mais CĂ©sar, j'ai eu du superstar Du film des gauloises, mais un conseil Ă©crase
01:11:31ArrĂȘte ton char, joue pas les ringards Un romain, ça va, crois bonjour les digards
01:11:37Et pendant qu'Ă  Rome, ils l'ont dans le baba Il n'y a qu'un homme, un gaulois
01:11:43Pour prier go, go, go, romain délicat Qu'ils tombent dans les pommes, faut voir ça
01:11:50Astérix, c'est là, elle se part Comme un gaulois
01:11:56Astérix, c'est là, héros César C'est pas la joie
01:12:02Astérix, c'est là, ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
01:12:08Astérix, c'est là, seul contre les dieux, contre l'odieux César
01:12:14Ah mais CĂ©sar, tu cherches la bagarre
01:12:17T'as qu'une idée fixe, mais tout mis au délix
01:12:20ArriĂšre Satan, ancien combattant
01:12:23Enjus, Pompé, Plum, t'as le loup qui dégomme
01:12:26Et pendant qu'ils jouent aux cow-boys, aux indiens Ils en prennent des coups, c'est romain
01:12:32C'est pour ce qu'ils ont fou, ces playboys italiens Ils en perdent tout leur latin
01:12:39Astérix, c'est là, il met de la loi et des dégùts
01:12:45Astérix, c'est là, il vaincra de son combat
01:12:52Astérix, c'est là, ça va faire mal, ça va cogner la bagarre
01:12:58Astérix, c'est là, seul contre les dieux, contre l'odieux César
01:13:03Ah mais CĂ©sar, Julius, superstar
01:13:06Tu fumes des gauloises, mais un conseil Ă©crase
01:13:10ArrĂȘte ton char, joue pas les ringards
01:13:12Un romain, ça va, trois bonjours les dégùts
01:13:16Et pendant qu'Ă  Rome, ils l'ont dans le baba
01:13:19Il n'y a qu'un homme, un gaulois
01:13:22Pour prier go, go, go, romain délicat
01:13:25Qui tombe dans les pommes, faut voir ça
01:13:29Astérix, c'est là, il se part comme un gaulois
01:13:35Astérix, c'est là, héros César, c'est pas la joie
01:13:41Astérix, c'est là
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