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00:00:26The Lone Ranger
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:14Oh, my God.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:02:12Two thousand years ago and more, Julius Caesar, at the head of his Roman legions, came,
00:02:17saw, and conquered the land of the Gauls after a long and bitter struggle.
00:02:35The resistance was led by Vercingetorix, and this valiant young leader
00:02:39was forced to lay down his arms at the feet of Caesar.
00:02:46It is an historical fact that Caesar had a lot of gall, but he did not have it all.
00:02:53One little region held out, a fortified village surrounded by the entrenched Romans.
00:03:02And it is in this village that we shall meet the hero of our tale, the mighty warrior Asterix.
00:03:09Oh, there he is now, about to go hunting for wild boar.
00:03:13Bare-handed.
00:03:17You'll be back soon, huh, Asterix?
00:03:19Yes, I'll be back in time for dinner.
00:03:30Ah, something tells me there are Romans around here.
00:03:48Oh, what hit me?
00:03:52The gall clipper keep.
00:03:55The occupation of Gaul, as we see, was no Roman holiday.
00:04:00At Hum Sweet Hum, the legion leader, Phonus Bolognus, was meditating.
00:04:06Hail, Phonus Bolognus.
00:04:10The patrol's back.
00:04:12Hail, Petroleum, Pompus, hail.
00:04:15Let's hear their report.
00:04:16Hail, Phonus, hail.
00:04:19By Jupiter, what happened to you men?
00:04:21How did you get so badly beaten?
00:04:23Were you outnumbered?
00:04:24Well, uh, were we outnumbered?
00:04:27Outnumbered?
00:04:27I wouldn't say that.
00:04:29Uh, there was, uh, one.
00:04:30Yeah, one.
00:04:31And he wasn't too big either.
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34By Jupiter, there's a deep secret to this galactic strength.
00:04:41Well, Asterix, anything special happen?
00:04:44Oh, no.
00:04:46Oh, yes.
00:04:47I crowned four Romans.
00:04:49Oh, is that all?
00:04:51Say, Obelix, how'd you like some roast boar?
00:04:54Oh, sure.
00:04:55Just got a couple of these to drop off.
00:05:03Yum, yum.
00:05:04Roast boar.
00:05:05Oh, I guess the Romans are foaming.
00:05:13They're going to attack us again, you'll see.
00:05:17Why worry, as long as Panoramix can cook up his magic potion.
00:05:25That reminds me, this is my ration day.
00:05:28Let's go see the old druid.
00:05:30Come on, Obelix.
00:05:32Hmm?
00:05:32Oh, but Asterix, you know we mustn't waste food.
00:05:41Hear that?
00:05:42That's him cutting mistletoe with his golden sickle.
00:05:46Panoramix!
00:05:47Do it!
00:05:51What's the matter, Panoramix?
00:05:54You scared me.
00:05:55You made me cut my finger with my sickle.
00:05:58Oh, sorry, Panoramix.
00:05:59I've come to get my ration of the power potion.
00:06:02Shh!
00:06:03Not so loud.
00:06:03It's a secret.
00:06:04Come with me.
00:06:14With stirring motion, I mix the potion that gives us our magic powers.
00:06:18The magic potion that increases your strength a thousandfold.
00:06:23Exactly what do you put into that potion, oh, druid?
00:06:28The origin of this potion is lost in the darkness of the ages.
00:06:32A druid can only repeat the secret to another druid.
00:06:36All that I can tell you is that it contains mistletoe and lobster.
00:06:40The lobster is not really necessary, but it tastes good.
00:06:45Oh, can I have some, too?
00:06:46No, no, Obelix.
00:06:48No, you know you can't.
00:06:49You fell into the pot when you were just a baby,
00:06:52and the effects of the potion on you are permanent.
00:06:55You know that?
00:06:56No.
00:06:59No.
00:07:02Why don't you try out the effect for us, Asterix?
00:07:06Sure.
00:07:07Here I go.
00:07:08Here I go.
00:07:21Here I go.
00:07:32Here I go.
00:07:38It works, old druid!
00:07:41It works!
00:07:48Those poor, poor Romans.
00:07:50How sorry I feel for them.
00:07:55and now let us see what the romans are up to and in spite of our siege these gauls go
00:08:01on defying us
00:08:02if they're going to fight one against four it isn't fair they're making fools of us
00:08:07we have to find out the secret of their power you're right about that marcus sourpuss
00:08:13i must have a volunteer who'll go and spy on the gaul
00:08:24with so many volunteers i have decided to choose the spy by playing musical chairs
00:08:40this game which has come down to us through the ages was played with one chair less than there
00:08:46were legionnaires
00:08:52when the music stopped
00:09:04no no no i won't go caesar will reward you minus no not me either you volunteer or i'll feed
00:09:12you to the
00:09:12lions if you insist i'll go make a girl out of minas meanwhile in the gallic village
00:09:26then it's a long time now since we last heard from the romans that's a bad sign we must be
00:09:32vigilant
00:09:33and remember to get your ration of the potion hooray for tenebricks our chief
00:09:38hooray for tenebricks our chief
00:09:40chief
00:09:42chief
00:09:43chief
00:09:43yes obelix
00:09:44panoramics won't give me any potion
00:09:46that's not fair
00:09:48because i'm feeling weak
00:09:50you weak
00:09:52oh my my my here come stop the music
00:09:54i shall now sing a lay in honor of gallic courage
00:10:03barbarians they can't appreciate my art
00:10:12gallicula manis is ready obelonis
00:10:15good let's go see
00:10:27put him in chains
00:10:33you're going for a stroll near the village of the galls
00:10:36when the galls see you they'll come and rescue you and then you'll be within their gates
00:10:41you'll learn the secret of their strength
00:10:44now how do you like my plan
00:10:46well just between us
00:10:48i don't understand it
00:10:50take him to the enemy
00:10:51hey hey now easy man easy easy will you
00:10:54i'm a fake prisoner
00:10:55a real roman
00:10:57remember i am a roman
00:10:59a real roman
00:11:00hey fellas
00:11:02i'm not a prisoner
00:11:04hey
00:11:11i'd like to get into a good fight
00:11:13yeah but don't count on it asterix
00:11:16the romans are staying close to him sweet home
00:11:18they're tired of getting beaten
00:11:20hey stop
00:11:24oh
00:11:25the clank of chains
00:11:27somebody's wailing
00:11:28up a tree
00:11:40how long are we going to have to walk marcus sourpuss
00:11:43shut up
00:11:44i'll tell you when
00:11:45you'll be the only one spared when the galls attack
00:11:48i'll forget
00:11:51roman's coming
00:11:52they've caught a little gall
00:11:55let's save him
00:11:59Raj
00:12:00five
00:12:04go
00:12:13go
00:12:14go
00:12:14go
00:12:14go
00:12:17go
00:12:19go
00:12:19go
00:12:19go
00:12:20go
00:12:27God
00:12:28go
00:12:32I feel better why don't we wake them up we can begin again no come on it's
00:12:40getting late come along little fella
00:12:55well let's take off his chains but you can't do it without tools tools who needs tools
00:13:09well who are you I'm Khalig Khalig Liminix I live in Lutetia but the Romans and Gauls live in peace
00:13:18there don't they well in their eyes I appear so foxy and wide awake they think I'm a spy oh
00:13:25those Romans took you for a spy are they stupid
00:13:35the heroic patrol commanded by Marcus sourpuss returns to the camp at hum sweet hum
00:13:48all hail the Gauls came they saw and they uh they freed Caligula Minus
00:13:59what a great victory for us I hope that Caligula Minus comes back to us in a single
00:14:05pace and I hope so for him or I'll grind his pieces to pieces and thrown to the lions poor
00:14:14Minus
00:14:22we're approaching the village there you'll be safe Caligula Minus there's only us Gauls oh great
00:14:31hey it's Asterix and Obelix they brought company I wonder who it is
00:14:51we'll have you meet our chief the great ton of bricks
00:14:55where are the Romans let me at him let me at him where are the Romans
00:15:07here we are I bid you welcome brother and I hope you'll feel at home
00:15:16hey thanks and now I shall carol a song of welcome
00:15:31stroll around the village till supper sure
00:15:36I'll find out what sort of tools these Gauls use to work on metal
00:16:06hey come on Obelix that stone
00:16:08here it is coming right up gosh they really are strong
00:16:18there must be a secret to this power
00:16:26hey supper's ready roast ball
00:16:37is there a secret to your superhuman strength
00:16:46yep but we can't tell it
00:16:49why don't you eat it'll get cold otherwise
00:16:53why can't you tell me what the secret is because it's a secret
00:17:14it's not fair
00:17:17if we Gauls can't share our secrets what's the use if I was as strong as you I'd be able
00:17:22to get past the Roman lines and get back to my home in Lutetia
00:17:26what do you say well I say let's finish his roast ball
00:17:31my family is probably worried well let's go see the druid
00:17:44panoramics
00:17:45panoramics
00:17:47what do you want now Asterix
00:17:57me nothing but our new friend here
00:18:00wants to know why we're so strong
00:18:03it's out of the question absolutely out of the question
00:18:06but I have to get back home to go back to work
00:18:10what do you work out
00:18:12I'm a guide
00:18:14I'm a guide for Lutetia by night
00:18:16I show tourists Pigol and Montmartrex
00:18:19no no and no
00:18:22all right I get it
00:18:23you don't want me
00:18:29I'll get to Lutetia anyway
00:18:31and if the Romans throw me to the lions
00:18:34at each bite
00:18:35I'll say
00:18:36you can blame panoramics the druid
00:18:38you can blame panoramics the druid
00:18:41you can blame panoramics the druid
00:18:43you can blame panoramics the druid
00:18:50oh well
00:18:51all right
00:19:00all right I'll show you the secret of our power
00:19:03I'll even give you a portion of a potion
00:19:06it's a secret you can drink
00:19:07go call the others Asterix
00:19:15get your magic potion
00:19:17come and get your magic potion
00:19:19come and get your magic potion
00:19:21magic potion
00:19:23Come and get your magic potion!
00:19:25Magic!
00:19:26Potion!
00:19:27Magic potion!
00:19:28Potion!
00:19:30Potion!
00:19:30Potion!
00:19:31Magic potion!
00:19:36A portion of this potion can give you the necessary strength to return to Lutetia.
00:19:44But the effects of it disappear quickly.
00:19:59It tastes like vegetable soup.
00:20:01No, but I can make it taste like other things.
00:20:04Lamb barbecue, clam chowder, cheese omelette, steak and onions, banana cream pie.
00:20:10But I don't feel anything special.
00:20:15Why don't you try lifting up that rock?
00:20:22I'd never be able to.
00:20:43Yoo-hoo!
00:20:49Hey, little fellow.
00:20:50You have to be careful, anyway.
00:21:14What are we gonna do now?
00:21:16We're gonna dance.
00:21:17Let the dance now begin.
00:21:20What are we gonna do now?
00:21:22Take your places.
00:21:34Step to the right.
00:21:37And step to the left.
00:21:43Left row forward, right row back.
00:21:59Mark your places.
00:22:00Greet your partner.
00:22:02Greet your partner.
00:22:05Yoo-hoo!
00:22:08Yoo-hoo!
00:22:11Yoo-hoo!
00:22:14Pull your partner's mustache.
00:22:17Pull your partner's mustache.
00:22:18A mustache?
00:22:19Pull your partner's mustache.
00:22:21Uh-oh.
00:22:22These are removable mustaches.
00:22:25They're the-the-the latest style in Lutetia.
00:22:29You're no gall.
00:22:30You're a Roman spy.
00:22:37Get that Roman.
00:22:40It's no use, Asterix.
00:22:42Remember, he just drank the potion.
00:22:44It's because of your potion he escaped.
00:22:46Buy my golden sickle.
00:22:48You're the one who insisted that I give him some.
00:22:51Bah!
00:22:51Let's forget it.
00:22:52He didn't learn much.
00:22:54And the effects will disappear soon.
00:23:04Hold on.
00:23:08Hey, Ophonus Polonus.
00:23:09I've learned the secret of the galls.
00:23:11It's a magic potion.
00:23:12Where is this potion?
00:23:13Here.
00:23:14Here.
00:23:14Here.
00:23:15Come along, Caligula Minus.
00:23:17I want to see what effects this potion produces.
00:23:20Fight them.
00:23:26I said fight them.
00:23:28Him?
00:23:28Fight us?
00:23:29That's a laugh.
00:23:31Bye, Jupiter.
00:23:32Him fight us.
00:23:32We'll make mincemeat of him.
00:23:46That's that.
00:23:55Wonderful.
00:23:57Miraculous.
00:23:59The trouble is, we don't have the potion so that we can find out what it's made of.
00:24:02No, we don't.
00:24:03I suggest we cut them open.
00:24:05Just like a rabbit.
00:24:06You just try it.
00:24:07Come on.
00:24:08You just try it.
00:24:11Your idea isn't bad, but Caligula Minus refuses to cooperate.
00:24:15You're darn tootin'.
00:24:16I refuse.
00:24:19Hmm.
00:24:21How long is the potion effective?
00:24:23How long?
00:24:24I don't know.
00:24:28All right.
00:24:29Lift that rock.
00:24:33There you are.
00:24:36What a man.
00:24:37Now, don't move.
00:24:38When that rock gets too heavy for you, it'll mean the effects of the potion have completely disappeared.
00:24:47Much, much later.
00:24:49Much, much later.
00:24:56What açué”.
00:25:17Now, don't move.
00:25:19Now, you don't feel quite so strong, eh?
00:25:22No, not quite.
00:25:29If I can find out what goes into that potion, I can become emperor.
00:25:35Phonus Caesar.
00:25:38We leave Phonus Bolognus to his dreams and return to the Gauls.
00:25:43I'm going to the forest to gather mistletoe.
00:25:46Do you want me to come along?
00:25:48No, Asterix.
00:25:49You stay here and protect the village.
00:25:51Your strength is due to my potion,
00:25:54but your intelligence was yours from the day you were born.
00:25:58Anyhow, I won't be very long.
00:26:00Oh, well. All right.
00:26:21You Roman nincompoops.
00:26:31We've captured the druid.
00:26:33Oh, Phonus Bolognus.
00:26:34Bravo, Tullius Octopus.
00:26:36As a reward, you can have a furlough to go to Rome and see the circus.
00:26:41Rome?
00:26:41I'm going to the circus.
00:26:44I'm going to the circus.
00:26:47Druid, tell me your secret.
00:26:49The secret?
00:26:50Not on your life.
00:26:51This man must talk.
00:26:53Get me the torturer.
00:26:57We'll see if you talk or not.
00:27:06Cough up.
00:27:08Come on, druid.
00:27:09Play fair.
00:27:10We've been torturing you for hours, and it hasn't helped.
00:27:13Sure it has.
00:27:14It's helped me pass the time.
00:27:16Druid, tell me the secret, and I'll make you powerful and rich.
00:27:21No.
00:27:22You'll have lots of money.
00:27:24Lots and lots and lots of money.
00:27:27No.
00:27:33The magical powers of this druid are much too strong for me.
00:27:38And he's so stubborn, as stubborn as a mule.
00:27:49What's the matter, Asterix?
00:27:51You look worried.
00:27:53The druid went to gather mistletoe and hasn't come back.
00:27:56I'm going to go find him.
00:27:57Be careful, Asterix.
00:27:59You had your potion a long time ago.
00:28:01Well, I'll just have to trust my intelligence.
00:28:08Panoramics!
00:28:19Panoramics!
00:28:25Panoramics!
00:28:28Panoramics!
00:28:33A dealer in offices, I'm so sad.
00:28:39It makes me cry.
00:28:41To the market, my ox I go, who will then carry the load?
00:28:48How can I ever sell this tea, the very thoughts like a bad dream?
00:28:56With fear, the idea fills my heart, how am I to pull my car?
00:29:10On my way, I still must toil, I can't permit my grape to spoil.
00:29:18Without my oxen, my cart can't roll.
00:29:21Oh, woe is me, I'm a lost soul, a dealer in oxen eyes.
00:29:28And I'm so sad, it makes me cry.
00:29:33To the market, my ox I go, who will then carry the load?
00:29:45You've nothing to worry about, don't sell your oxen.
00:29:48Then what?
00:29:49Just sell your cart.
00:29:51What?
00:29:52Just sell your cart and go home with your oxen.
00:29:56What a brilliant idea that is.
00:30:01Go, I'll keep my oxen, sell my cart, and with my grain I will depart.
00:30:05Stop, stop, stop, enough.
00:30:09Tell me, have you seen a druid gathering mistletoe?
00:30:13No, but I did see one being carried in a net.
00:30:18A group of legionnaires were taking him to Hum Sweet Hum.
00:30:21What?
00:30:23You take me to Hum Sweet Hum?
00:30:25But that's a way out of my way.
00:30:32Hum Sweet Hum is the biggest market around.
00:30:35And it's got a great used cart block.
00:30:36How lucky for me to have met you.
00:30:39Hum Sweet Hum, here we come.
00:31:04But why are you hiding?
00:31:07To play a joke on my Roman pals.
00:31:12That's great. I love jokes.
00:31:19This jackass should get the laurel wreath for stupidity.
00:31:26Boy, I want to know what you're carrying in your cart.
00:31:29Nothing.
00:31:32My Jupiter, are you laughing at me?
00:31:40What's going on here, Cracker Sparrowless?
00:31:42This sap is laughing at me. Augustus Picklepuss.
00:31:49Let him enter. I know him. He's not dangerous.
00:32:01Oh, that old noodle head almost got me caught.
00:32:13Here we are in the camp. You're going to play your joke now?
00:32:18No. It's getting dark. I'll wait till morning. It'll be funnier.
00:32:21Oh, sure.
00:32:40Good night.
00:32:41Good night.
00:32:54I'd better start looking for the druid. Let's start there.
00:33:04Here we go.
00:33:08Oh, what�?
00:33:39Lie down, and dine, oh Marcus Summerpuss, my loyal right hand.
00:33:46We, too, must talk.
00:33:49Oh, gracious Faunus.
00:33:58We must get the secret recipe the druid has for the potion, understand?
00:34:02And when we do, we shall be invincible.
00:34:05Then we shall march on Rome, and there we shall take the place of Caesar.
00:34:10Julius Caesar?
00:34:12Right, friend, Julius.
00:34:13And the two of us will form a powerful triumvirate.
00:34:26I have need of him now, but later I alone will be the triumvirate.
00:34:31I'll have him eaten by the lions in Rome.
00:34:34I shall become Caesar.
00:34:36Just me, all alone.
00:34:40This is all very interesting, but it doesn't help find Panoramix, the druid.
00:34:46Oh, he's certainly being guarded in that tent.
00:34:51I beg your pardon.
00:34:52I've come to free Panoramix.
00:34:54I beg your pardon.
00:35:04I've come to free Panoramix, my friend.
00:35:20I've come to free Panoramix.
00:35:21I know that.
00:35:22But let's have some fun with them.
00:35:24I've got a few ideas.
00:35:25Chief!
00:35:26Chief!
00:35:28Chief!
00:35:29Chief!
00:35:31Oh, phone is blown on us.
00:35:33What now?
00:35:34We've captured a gull, a gull, a gull in the tent, in the tent of the druid.
00:35:38But we need reinforcements or the prisoner is sure to get away.
00:35:42By the great Jupiter, sound out the alarm.
00:35:47Take a look.
00:35:52Chief!
00:35:55Chief!
00:36:00Go ahead.
00:36:40Surrender!
00:36:40Surrender! You go!
00:36:41Well, if not, I'll order my brave legionnaires to attack you.
00:36:52I hope he surrenders.
00:36:57The suspense is killing me.
00:37:14I tossed my weapon at your feet, as Vercingetorix, my chief, tossed his at Caesar's feet.
00:37:19Come on! I'm surrendering. I've no time to waste.
00:37:24Seize that gold, Coltrunes, or I'll have you all fed to the lions.
00:37:28He'll have us.
00:37:29Fed to the lions, he said.
00:37:31And he means it, too.
00:37:32I'll have you.
00:37:32I'll have you.
00:37:37I'll have you.
00:37:51I'll have you.
00:38:04Hey, what's happening?
00:38:06The camp's been invaded by a gall.
00:38:11He didn't play fair.
00:38:13He might have waited till I woke up to begin his joke.
00:38:15He didn't play fair.
00:38:17It's not nice of him.
00:38:19It's not nice.
00:38:37So, you refuse to speak, do you, Druid?
00:38:40But tomorrow, on the torture rack, your friend may be a bit more loquacious.
00:38:57They've no idea how loquacious I'll be.
00:39:00I'll break the record for loquacity.
00:39:03Shh!
00:39:05They're coming.
00:39:09Pornos Polonos wants to see you.
00:39:38You, do you know the secret of the magic potion?
00:39:42Me?
00:39:43No.
00:39:43For the last time, Druid, give me that recipe.
00:39:47Or I'll have your friend tortured.
00:39:50You can't scare me, Roman.
00:39:51I have confidence in the courage of my friend Asterix.
00:39:55Well, we shall see.
00:39:57I want this skull tied onto that table.
00:40:00And go get the torturer.
00:40:02Here I am.
00:40:04You know my motto, always ready.
00:40:06Semper Piranis.
00:40:19Pity, please.
00:40:20Oh!
00:40:20Don't hurt me.
00:40:22Oh!
00:40:22I can't take any more.
00:40:24Oh!
00:40:25Oh!
00:40:25Oh!
00:40:25Please!
00:40:26Oh!
00:40:26Oh!
00:40:28Oh!
00:40:29Oh!
00:40:30Oh!
00:40:30Oh!
00:40:31Oh!
00:40:32Oh!
00:40:32I'll tell you all!
00:40:33Oh!
00:40:34Oh!
00:40:34Oh!
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:36Oh!
00:40:36Oh!
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:39Oh!
00:40:39Oh, pity, please! Pity, please!
00:40:43All right, droid. Let me in on the secret.
00:40:47If not, I'll have him finish the job.
00:40:50I'll prepare the whole potion in front of you,
00:40:53but I'll need quite a number of ingredients that I can only find in the forest.
00:40:57What scaredy-cats these galls are.
00:40:59You'll have everything that you need.
00:41:01Go along with this droid.
00:41:03I'll hold the other gall as a hostage.
00:41:10What what...
00:41:19What...
00:41:21Uh...
00:41:23Uh...
00:41:30Uh...
00:41:36Uh...
00:41:51I'll need mistletoe, herbs, a few roots, and meadowflowers.
00:42:07The droid is back. Now he wants a big pot. Then give him one. Just a pinch of salt, a
00:42:20tiny touch of pepper, and let it bubble. Bubble, bubble. Oh, make it bubble fast. Something's lacking. An ingredient that's
00:42:30important. What? What? What? Strawberries.
00:42:36Strawberries? At this season? Of course, it won't be very easy. We could wait until the red season.
00:42:44No! Quick! Send out our fastest messengers. I want strawberries. Strawberries! Strawberries!
00:42:57Asterix, you get good ideas. You're the one who thought of sending them strawberry picking. Why, we loaf here at
00:43:04Caesar's expense.
00:43:15The messengers have been gone for days. Not a single one has returned.
00:43:25The messengers have come back, Ofonus Bellonus. That's fine. Hail, Ofonus Bellonus. Hail, my brave legionnaires. Did you find strawberries?
00:43:36No. No, sir. No strawberries, Faunus. And we lost Julius Octopus.
00:43:43Here I am, Ofonus Bellonus. Look, look. I found the strawberries. I ran into a fruit merchant. I'm just back
00:43:52from Greece. I had to pay their weight in gold.
00:43:54That's good. That's good. You shall have a reward. I grant you a furlough to Rome and you have my
00:43:59permission to go to the circus.
00:44:01I'm going to the circus. I'm going to the circus.
00:44:07Druid, here are the strawberries you needed for your magic potion.
00:44:12What do you think of the master, Ix?
00:44:15I'm not sure they're prime quality.
00:44:24Could be worse.
00:44:40I've changed my opinion. They're excellent.
00:44:43Yes, just what I needed for the potion. Send for another basket.
00:44:48Oh, I've had about enough. You're driving me mad.
00:44:54You're not being fair.
00:44:58All right, all right. Now, take it easy. Don't cry. I'll prepare your potion.
00:45:04Stop crying. He'll prepare it.
00:45:06Sure, you'll see. I'll make it without strawberries. Of course, it won't be as sweet.
00:45:11Anyhow, strawberries can give you a rash.
00:45:48Now, it's ready. Ix's best to serve it hot. Me first.
00:45:57where's the proof that your potion's not a poison by jupiter i'll be happy to taste it first if
00:46:03you're afraid no if this potion is the real one it will increase your power you'll become invincible
00:46:11i want to volunteer i said i am calling for a volunteer oh ponus balonus don't risk the life
00:46:24of a legionnaire try the potion on some ordinary person for the experiment good idea
00:46:32you come over here friend who me how do you do my good friend are you well
00:46:40no i'm not well i was told i could sell my cart but no one wants to buy my cart
00:46:45and i need my team of
00:46:47oxen yeah and it's all his fault i don't quite get what you mean but for consolation you may have
00:46:54some of this no thanks i don't drink drink it
00:47:22what are you looking at me like that for didn't you ever see a cart dealer take a drink huh
00:47:28after
00:47:28drinking this potion you're the world's strongest man me he's so funny he's a big choker that's what
00:47:41we'll find out you punch someone but i'm not mad at anybody a volunteer for a good wallop
00:48:02i would like a bit more enthusiasm when i call for a volunteer me i'll volunteer
00:48:08you that's an idea by jupiter go on go ahead hit him go on hit him well him you fool
00:48:28why jupiter it's absolutely marvelous did it hurt much
00:48:32i thought the sky dropped on my head well you don't need me anymore so i guess i'll go
00:48:49a dealer in oxen i feel so glad i want to fly even though my ox i sell i can
00:48:55get along quite well
00:48:57without them i know i can still get my grain down to the mill no more fields will fill my
00:49:02heart i
00:49:03myself can pull the car
00:49:09my car crawls without a hitch at this rate i'll soon be rich i have saved my crops and grain
00:49:15cause i'm strong and use my brain a dealer in oxen i feel so gay i want to fly with
00:49:21the price my oxen
00:49:22break i can laugh and i can sing that potion has something in it that is it's magic
00:50:03the road to rome lies before us oh marcus sourpuss
00:50:07caesar's days are numbered
00:50:17you drew it you write down the recipe of the magic potion the goose will be cooked once it's in
00:50:24our
00:50:24possession that'll teach them a lesson by the droid's beard yes
00:50:33let us try out our great new strength
00:50:37let us try to overdo it i'll try that boulder
00:51:05a smaller one
00:51:09this will do
00:51:12i'm strong i'm a superman what great prowess yes bonus balonis there's no prowess in lifting that
00:51:21little stone oh you're right
00:51:26so you tricked me you goals this potion is not magic yes it is
00:51:42oh bonus balonis let's settle the hash of these goals how dare you appear before me without shaving
00:51:52a good legionnaire should be clean shaven
00:51:54you are right but a legionnaire leader should set an example
00:51:58but what the what's going on look at them
00:52:10what's happening here
00:52:12good good it's an old formula for a hair growing lotion an extremely powerful one
00:52:19the hair on your heads and the hair on your face will grow and grow at the fastest pace
00:52:35i will have you killed give me the antidote for this
00:52:42if you kill us who will make the antidote for you
00:52:46anyhow we're a little bit tired today yes we're going to retire to our tent
00:52:55hey you two hey hey wait what's wrong oh bonus balonis i cut my foot in my beard oh imbecile
00:53:29i'm at the mercy of these gauls it looks like they've won i'll have to bargain with them
00:53:54oh
00:53:55three thousand seventy five what it's a new game we've invented the one who sees a beard gets 15
00:54:02points 10 000 wins
00:54:05you've got your gall you gall well what do you want promise not to split hairs about it don't you
00:54:11mention hairs again you hair that's for the beards no no wait please
00:54:20all right but don't get in my hair again
00:54:26all this is up in the hair but will this no asterix no no all right i give up just
00:54:32give me the antidote
00:54:33and i'll let you go free well you see i don't feel very much like working now he gets a
00:54:40hand for
00:54:41being hair brained you wouldn't think he just had a close shave all right all right don't get so upset
00:54:47i'll do it i'll have to go out again and get all the ingredients in the forest yes but with
00:54:54an escort
00:54:57why did you accept so fast he's out for no good the effects of the potion i made aren't going
00:55:02to last
00:55:03very long tomorrow there won't be any beards so we'd better try to get out of here
00:55:11as soon as i'm rid of this long hair and this beard i'll murder those balls it will give me
00:55:17a
00:55:18righteous satisfaction we have come to escort you to the forest so you can gather the ingredients for
00:55:25the antidote i have a plan that's what makes us galls great we've got a million ideas
00:55:43you will keep off my beard keep your beard from under my feet
00:55:55come on hurry our beards keep growing
00:56:00i think that now i've got pretty much what's necessary
00:56:11it's only us that's fine well get to work
00:56:17oh i've been working all morning i hope i'll be able to take a rest sometime maybe
00:56:23where are you going but can i see the druid prepare the antidote
00:56:28better not you'd hinder us you're too nervous you guards watch this tent see to it that they don't
00:56:45escape
00:56:46ah now let's go you see asterix my friend here in the small pot i have prepared our real magic
00:56:54potion
00:56:55i think we'll need your muscles if we are to get out of here and here in the big pot
00:57:00i prepared the antidote
00:57:03water and salt some vegetables and a marrow bone
00:57:08since we'll have to taste it in front of the romans i thought you'd like something good
00:57:32the magic potion's ready might as well take a good portion
00:57:46all right now call our bearded hosts hey roman soup's on
00:57:54you bring that pot out here all right all right
00:58:09you taste it first
00:58:21is it good it's fine but i like it with a little more salt it's your turn bonus balonus
00:58:27how can we be sure that this potion keeps the hair from growing longer you really are clever
00:58:35just watch my mustache you'll see it stop growing
00:58:46by jupiter it is true drink men they swim like swine
00:58:55yes
00:58:59now my guards seize those two goals a pleasure is mine not by the hair of your chinny chin chin
00:59:08will you let me go make your hairs help me
00:59:19fine we leave while they're picking up these pieces
00:59:24i was just starting to have some fun
00:59:27haunt you get back a minute
00:59:33romans
00:59:40more romans
00:59:47many more
00:59:55and more there we're surrounded
01:00:03reinforcements they got here just in time what luck
01:00:06ha ha ha it's not so good
01:00:09now i've got you goals i'll have you eaten by the lions
01:00:13oh phone is you are awaited in your attempt it's urgent urgent yes urgent
01:00:34whose cloak is this littering my tent render unto caesar that which is caesar's julius caesar
01:00:42in person
01:00:50i have come to find out exactly what you're doing about the goals
01:00:54and i want to know what has been going on here to keep your garrison from receiving me with all
01:00:59due honor
01:01:00yes well
01:01:02i mean you see um
01:01:05well we've been fighting with what i mean is we've been fighting some goals
01:01:08fighting some goals how many goals
01:01:13two
01:01:14two by cleopatra show me the two men who were capable of standing up against the garrison of my legion
01:01:20and there's
01:01:29ah well so there are the terrible goals
01:01:35Tell me just what happened here.
01:01:40Caesar, Bonas Bolognas was trying to steal our magic potion so he would be invincible.
01:01:45He intended to become emperor.
01:01:48Well, well.
01:01:50I will, let me explain.
01:01:53You needn't bother.
01:01:56Go and shave, will you?
01:01:57You and your men will be leaving immediately for Lower Mongolia.
01:02:01There are other barbarians there, I spies inform me.
01:02:03Uh, uh, but I could explain everything.
01:02:10And as for you, in exchange for the services you have rendered, I shall allow you your liberty.
01:02:17But this will only be a momentary respite for you, Wolves.
01:02:20We will meet before long.
01:02:22I'll count on that, Caesar.
01:02:54Let us rejoice, for our brothers have reaped a decisive new victory.
01:03:00Hooray for Tana Bricks, our chief!
01:03:02Hooray for Tana Bricks, our chief!
01:03:05Let the festivities start!
01:03:21Wooh!
01:03:23Yeah!
01:03:24Yeah!
01:03:25Yeah!
01:03:26Yeah!
01:03:27Yeah!
01:03:41Under a star-studded sky, the little fortified village of brave Gauls celebrated one more
01:03:48victory, obtained through the protection of their gods, their own intelligence, magic,
01:03:53and courage. They knew the future would bring them further victories over the Roman legions.
01:04:32To be continued...
01:04:34...
01:05:07We're right back.
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