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00:00:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:30Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
00:00:39-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du.
00:00:41The lookout is out, let out a big child, baby, we're all at sea.
00:00:48There's no room no more, the room is was zagging just for work with me.
00:00:55It's a mission time.
00:00:57It's all about a matter.
00:00:59What I play in mind.
00:01:02What's the story for?
00:01:04We've been told to go now.
00:01:06I've stolen to get back, get back, Jack.
00:01:10It's anybody's deal.
00:01:12Let's try and agree.
00:01:13We're living something.
00:01:15I'm not.
00:01:18Cool, you sea dogs.
00:01:20Row, put your backs into it.
00:01:22Row faster.
00:01:24Faster, I'll throw you all in iron.
00:01:26O.
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00:01:37Oh, come on, gentlemen.
00:01:38How do you like your first voyage?
00:01:40Well, let's hear it.
00:01:41Oh, I really like the pirate's life, Captain.
00:01:45Well, my lad, you're going to see adventures like you never saw,
00:01:48and we're all going to get rich.
00:01:50We'll board Phoenician ships and take their treasures.
00:01:54You bet!
00:01:55And Spanish ships.
00:01:57Morning!
00:01:58And British ships.
00:02:00Get it for us!
00:02:02And the gulls.
00:02:05Oh, no!
00:02:06Eh?
00:02:08Never say gull, not on my ship.
00:02:11Those gulls, they're the evil eye.
00:02:14Worse than hurricanes.
00:02:15Of all the perils, they're the worst.
00:02:17A ship, a ship, a ship.
00:02:18Where is she? Look out.
00:02:19Let's hear it.
00:02:20On the por... on the por... on the por...
00:02:22On my port side.
00:02:23They can't big alls, right?
00:02:25No, they're ro... ro... ro...
00:02:28They're Romans!
00:02:30Oh, Romans, like you said.
00:02:32Romans, we're in for some booty.
00:02:34No doubt a lone ship.
00:02:35We'll...
00:02:37It's quite a crowd. In fact, they're numerous.
00:02:42Turn around, lads, and hurry.
00:02:44Flip the jib, hoist the mainsail, double the topsail, row for all your words.
00:02:48Pull out the distance of ease, please.
00:02:50Hail, Albert!
00:03:07I guess we sure were lucky that it wasn't the gulls.
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:25Caesar, we're in sight of land. Look, there.
00:03:30Our invasion will start here.
00:03:33Rome must conquer them, these britons.
00:03:36They've aided the gulls just once too often.
00:03:39Oh, it's a sure thing you can't miss, Caesar.
00:03:43Yes, you'll go in and conquer this little Britain.
00:03:46This great Britain.
00:03:48The Britons are very courageous, too.
00:03:50For them as well as for us.
00:03:52History will record this as the longest day.
00:03:54May the gods send a favorable wind.
00:03:58We're off to a great start.
00:04:00Uh-oh.
00:04:05Goodness gracious.
00:04:07A jolly sight, that, eh? What?
00:04:11Quite so, old fruit brother.
00:04:14We really ought to inform our chief.
00:04:17Do it.
00:04:32We are about to begin our invasion.
00:04:35You will maintain good order with strict discipline
00:04:38for the greater glory of Rome.
00:04:40We are going to bombard their positions.
00:04:43Stand by, centurion, to transmit my orders to the catapults.
00:04:48Act your order, Caesar.
00:04:49Don't move till I give you the signal.
00:04:51Like a statue.
00:05:03Hmm.
00:05:11Hmm.
00:05:14Hmm.
00:05:15Hmm.
00:05:18Yeah.
00:05:21The signal!
00:05:24Shoot!
00:05:29The car!
00:05:55make a note i came i saw and i don't believe my eyes oh i said in good order with
00:06:02strict discipline
00:06:05look there governor they're going to begin to play without us yes by george not terribly
00:06:11spotting is it we shall await them on the playing field
00:06:30so
00:06:49Fuller!
00:07:18Quiet.
00:07:21Attack!
00:07:23At them!
00:07:36Look, you swine!
00:07:46Come back!
00:07:47Hit the dog again!
00:07:55Eat the grid, Rick!
00:07:57I say, it's getting off for time.
00:08:00Getting off for time?
00:08:01Time for what?
00:08:02My dear chap, it's 5 o'clock.
00:08:07Where are they going by Jupiter?
00:08:08Walking out in the middle of the battle!
00:08:10Hey, come back here!
00:08:12Bit of a sticky wicket, boss.
00:08:13Not ours all at all.
00:08:14I say, I could use a spot of hot water.
00:08:17Quite.
00:08:20Dolly good.
00:08:21I'll have some, too.
00:08:26I say, could I just request a spot of milk in it?
00:08:29Yes, love, you can.
00:08:32Look, they're drinking!
00:08:34Yeah, milk and hot water!
00:08:36Savages, that's what they are.
00:08:38If you don't mind, can we get back to our battle?
00:08:41Oh, no questioner thing.
00:08:42We're off for two days.
00:08:44Sorry, we're closed for the weekend.
00:08:54Make way!
00:08:55Make way!
00:08:56An important message for General Motors!
00:08:59They all went away.
00:09:02Now, what do we do?
00:09:04I joined up to fight for Rome.
00:09:05I call this rat luck, all right?
00:09:07At this rate, we won't get back to Rome for ten years!
00:09:09Drinking hot water?
00:09:10I mean, they're not civilized!
00:09:11If we quit during duty hours, we'll end up fighting during our meal time!
00:09:15To make spinach soup, you eat some good olive oil, you get some bacon and some onions, slice them into
00:09:23thin slices, and say to say...
00:09:25Silence!
00:09:25Silence!
00:09:28An infamous lowly!
00:09:36I tell you, Caesar, it's driving me right up Hadrian's Wall.
00:09:39The Britons stop every day at five on the dot.
00:09:42And so they won't engage us until tomorrow?
00:09:44Oh, no, Caesar.
00:09:45Now it's not till Monday.
00:09:47Eh?
00:09:48Yes, something they call their weekend.
00:09:50I see.
00:09:51Now, in that case...
00:09:53Uh...
00:09:54Aha.
00:09:55No, no.
00:09:57No, um...
00:09:59Ah...
00:10:01Ah...
00:10:01General Motors!
00:10:02Caesar!
00:10:03Here are my orders.
00:10:05From now on, we start our battles at precisely five o'clock, and we go all day on Saturday and
00:10:10Sunday, their weekend.
00:10:11Oh, Caesar, you're a genius!
00:10:14Where do you get such tremendous ideas?
00:10:17Mm-hm.
00:10:18Ha-ha.
00:10:19Ha-ha.
00:10:24Oh, good show!
00:10:31Oh, bad luck!
00:10:35Ah!
00:10:36Silly mid-arm!
00:10:38Good shot!
00:10:44Forward, legionaries!
00:10:46For the glory of Rome!
00:10:50I say, Richard, hardly the behaviour of a gentleman.
00:10:54Oh!
00:10:55Oh!
00:10:56Oh!
00:10:57Oh!
00:10:59Oh!
00:11:00Oh!
00:11:00Oh!
00:11:02Oh!
00:11:05Oh!
00:11:09Nae-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!
00:11:20Hey!
00:11:20The Caesar is proud of you.
00:11:22Hooray!
00:11:25Rome is victorious on both sides of the sea.
00:11:30Hooray!
00:11:32On that side lies all of Gaul.
00:11:35All Gaul, which I conquered.
00:11:38Except for that village still holding out.
00:11:41Yeah, I know. I've just been ordered to go back there.
00:11:44And on this side, it is the Britons.
00:11:48I have conquered all of them.
00:11:51Well, except for the ones that won't surrender yet.
00:11:56One little village, I'll take care of them. Don't worry.
00:12:10I say you appear somewhat worried, Chief, if I may say so.
00:12:14Well, you could say so.
00:12:15Roman reinforcements will arrive soon.
00:12:17I don't see how we can hold out very much longer.
00:12:21I have a corking idea.
00:12:24Actually, I have a cousin in Gaul.
00:12:26As a matter of fact, his village never has been conquered by the Romans.
00:12:29It appears they have a magic potion, don't you know?
00:12:32Yes. Gives them superhuman strength.
00:12:35Really? And where might this village be?
00:12:37Why, in Brittany.
00:13:03Good morning, cacophonique.
00:13:04Good morning, I feel a song.
00:13:05Oh, good morning to you on this day, it's so new to you.
00:13:10Morning, Boomsdick. Morning, instant mix.
00:13:15Morning, Blacksmith. Oh, today's springs in the air. You can smell it.
00:13:19Yes, you can say it's nice.
00:13:24Fresh fish for sale, all guaranteed. Fresh.
00:13:28You say so, only they do not smell fresh. In fact, your fish stink.
00:13:32I never smelled such...
00:13:34I dare you to come here and repeat that.
00:13:36I'll be glad to hear I come. I am going to shout it down your ear, your fish.
00:13:40If anything stinks around here, it's you and your smelter.
00:13:44Face.
00:13:46Oh, a chance to fight.
00:13:49Fight, David, let me get in it.
00:13:51Fight, fight, fight.
00:13:53Hey, fight, get in it.
00:13:57Oh, my head.
00:14:00Smash him.
00:14:01Oh, my foot.
00:14:02Well, after it, I see that spring has returned.
00:14:05Yes, the village is perking up.
00:14:08And what's it all about this time?
00:14:10Stale fish.
00:14:11Every year the same. It's a tradition.
00:14:14I'm gonna bash the Britain.
00:14:21Obelix, you sick?
00:14:24Don't you want to fight anymore?
00:14:26I gave it up.
00:14:27Why'd he do a thing like that?
00:14:36I'm worried about Obelix.
00:14:38He's not his usual self these days at all.
00:14:41Yes.
00:14:42Let's go see him.
00:14:43Now, where were we?
00:14:45Ah, your fish stink.
00:14:46Oh, yes.
00:14:46My fish are fresh.
00:14:47Oh, my foot.
00:14:48Shut up, you jolly well-run.
00:14:54Druid Gadifix, can't you do anything for Obelix?
00:14:58No.
00:14:58What he needs is a Roman legion or two.
00:15:01He does?
00:15:02Why?
00:15:03So he can fight them.
00:15:04He hasn't done any good Roman bashing for months.
00:15:07They're all off in Britain.
00:15:08Oh, no doubt about it.
00:15:10That's what he needs.
00:15:14Ahem.
00:15:15Excuse me.
00:15:17I do beg your pardon, gentlemen.
00:15:21I am a Briton, and my name is Ante Climax.
00:15:25Ante Climax, my first cousin once removed.
00:15:29Shall we shake hands?
00:15:31In actual fact, I have come here to ask for your assistance against the Romans.
00:15:35Romans!
00:15:37Where are the Romans?
00:15:41I would like you to meet Obelix, my good friend.
00:15:45Hello.
00:15:47A friend of yours is a friend of mine.
00:15:48I'd be proud if you shake me by the hand.
00:15:51An honor, sir.
00:15:55No!
00:15:57That is not what he meant.
00:15:59He asked me to shake him by the hand.
00:16:02He is my distant cousin from Britain.
00:16:05And they do not talk the same way we do.
00:16:07Jolly good show.
00:16:08Quite.
00:16:08I say, it has gone a bit numb.
00:16:13Yes, well, as it happens, our modest village is entirely surrounded by those dreadful Roman soldiers, don't you know?
00:16:19He is a cousin, so don't shake him, even if he asks you to.
00:16:24Asterix told me that.
00:16:26Mm-hmm.
00:16:26And so we've taken the liberty of requesting your assistance.
00:16:30What?
00:16:32Yes, well, I'm glad you did.
00:16:34We'll be happy to help you against Rome.
00:16:36Our great ruid, Gitterfix, will brew up a magic potion for you.
00:16:40For an entire village, I'd better prepare a whole barrel.
00:16:44I'll be needing a lot of everything I need.
00:16:45And I'm coming.
00:16:46I'll help you.
00:16:47I'm coming.
00:16:49Obelix, you find honey, mead, and carrots.
00:16:51Can you remember that?
00:16:52Get some honey, mead, and lots of carrots.
00:16:55Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody.
00:16:56And I will gather mistletoe with a golden sickle.
00:17:16Obelix!
00:17:17Huh?
00:17:19Huh?
00:17:21You call those carrots?
00:17:23But I saw these wild boars.
00:17:27And anyhow, it's lunchtime.
00:17:38There.
00:17:39This is enough to give your whole village superhuman strength,
00:17:42as well as a headache to all those Romans.
00:17:44I say, I'm most frightfully grateful to it, Gitterfix.
00:17:52You're not too strong.
00:17:54We need a strong guy, only who?
00:17:57Who can carry a whole barrel of magic potions.
00:18:00Like somebody who fell into the potion when he was just a little baby?
00:18:04He did.
00:18:05Huh?
00:18:07Who?
00:18:08Me?
00:18:09Let's bash the Romans!
00:18:11Let's bash the Romans!
00:18:13Let's bash the Romans!
00:18:19And here's a little magic potion,
00:18:21in case you need it on the way, you never know.
00:18:23It's a very long voyage to Britain.
00:18:25I say, what a spot of luck,
00:18:27having two splendid chaps to go along with me.
00:18:30Oops!
00:18:32I wouldn't go without my little dog,
00:18:34my pigs, now, would I?
00:18:37Hmm?
00:18:40Have a good trip!
00:18:41Have a good life!
00:18:42Have a good trip!
00:18:43Come make us the buscars!
00:18:44Bring me back in the century!
00:18:46Bring us back in the century!
00:18:48Come back to the command!
00:18:49Goodbye!
00:18:50Good child!
00:18:52Have a nice trip!
00:18:53Eh?
00:18:53What do you say?
00:18:55Eh, Asterix,
00:18:56we should have brought some food,
00:18:58we'll be very, very hungry.
00:19:00My dear chap,
00:19:01whatever for?
00:19:01British food is a bit of all right.
00:19:03Good gracious,
00:19:04it's like Coles to Newcastle.
00:19:08You really know how to roll!
00:19:11There's nothing, really.
00:19:11Pater rowed for Oxford,
00:19:13and Mayter rowed for Cambridge.
00:19:14Chip off the old block,
00:19:16and all that sort of rudge,
00:19:17you know what I mean?
00:19:17Ha, ha!
00:19:35Now hear me, my lads.
00:19:37I had to rent this ship,
00:19:39and it's costing me a fortune.
00:19:41So take good care of it,
00:19:43and steer clear of any Gauls ship.
00:19:46As well as the Romans.
00:19:47A ship, a ship, oh, a ship!
00:19:49I guess it's a ship.
00:19:51Are they Gauls?
00:19:53Not Gauls!
00:19:55No, uh-uh, they're for,
00:19:56they're for, for,
00:19:58Phoenicians!
00:20:01A Phoenician merchant ship!
00:20:04We're all rich!
00:20:06A pirate ship!
00:20:07Oh, my goodness, we are lost!
00:20:09No, abandoned ship into the lifeboats!
00:20:11What lifeboats?
00:20:12I sold them!
00:20:13You make a profit?
00:20:14Not bad, huh?
00:20:15Oh, pirate!
00:20:15Yes!
00:20:19Attack!
00:20:22Go!
00:20:23What am I seeing?
00:20:24Go, go, I mean, go, go, go.
00:20:26You better look.
00:20:32Pirates?
00:20:33Oh, golly, golly, golly, golly, golly, golly.
00:20:35Obelix, this is not the time.
00:20:43Oh, it's the fat gold!
00:20:46Fat?
00:20:48Who's fat?
00:20:50Come back!
00:20:52It's about time!
00:20:53How are you like this?
00:20:54I say, it appears that he is acquainted with those pirates.
00:21:00Oh, yes, they are old friends.
00:21:03Shall we go again?
00:21:06You know, Captain, since I've been a pirate, I've really learned to swim.
00:21:10I'm glad. Just shut up and swim.
00:21:13Hail to you, O esteemed guards.
00:21:16Thanks to you, my precious cargo is saved.
00:21:18Oh, so I've lied.
00:21:19How may I show my gratitude?
00:21:22Well, I wouldn't think you would want jewels.
00:21:24The market is very bad for jewels.
00:21:26Don't thank us. We didn't do anything.
00:21:28Goodbye.
00:21:29Well, perhaps you will accept this small bag of precious herbs from the mysterious Far East.
00:21:36Sure, I'll give it to our druid.
00:21:38It'll interest him.
00:21:39Like I said, goodbye.
00:21:42Farewell, good girls.
00:21:43May the winds fill your sails like the whole of our ship.
00:21:46Our old cargo was saved for a bag of useless herbs.
00:21:52Quite a profitable day.
00:21:58Glad to be getting back to Gaul, Stratocumulus?
00:22:03Nice and quiet there.
00:22:04Not like Britain.
00:22:05Once you've gone through one of these campaigns, it's easy everywhere else, right?
00:22:09Wrong. I'm stationed near a village in Brittany.
00:22:12They're all a little crazy.
00:22:14They won't let the...
00:22:14A little boat ahead.
00:22:17No doubt some simple fisherman from Gaul.
00:22:20Let's give him a scare, right?
00:22:22We aren't supposed to take any risks.
00:22:24Risks?
00:22:25An armed Roman galley against a little boat?
00:22:29It may be a little boat, but they're Gaul.
00:22:34Wait till you hear what they say when they see us.
00:22:37Board them. Board the ship.
00:22:39Romans.
00:22:41Kuri, kuri, kuri, kuri, kuri.
00:22:42They can't board us.
00:22:50Drink some of ze squeak.
00:22:53Abandon hope.
00:22:54Ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:22:55Todos and Gauls, I told you...
00:23:01Go away.
00:23:04Come back, little Romans.
00:23:06Come back, little woman!
00:23:08He's a giant!
00:23:09Mama!
00:23:12Get out of my way, sir!
00:23:15Which way to roam?
00:23:18Thank you, dogmatic.
00:23:36Oh!
00:23:57What is all this?
00:23:59Nothing, just fog.
00:24:01That means we're approaching Britain.
00:24:03Then it is time we went back to our boat.
00:24:05Asterisk, we could take this big boat
00:24:07to carry the magic potion all the way to Britain.
00:24:09It's a lot better than the little one we have.
00:24:11Keep quiet about the M-P.
00:24:14The M-P?
00:24:15Oh, never mind.
00:24:16We'll use our boat.
00:24:17It is less conspicuous.
00:24:20Any more Romans around?
00:24:22Only little me.
00:24:25Any more Romans not around?
00:24:28One teenage Roman?
00:24:30No, no.
00:24:31Both alone?
00:24:32All gone.
00:24:32Good. I can't see a thing.
00:24:39Any more Gauls around?
00:24:45Is there always fog like this in Britain?
00:24:47Oh, my goodness, no. We have fog only when it isn't raining.
00:25:07They've gone away. Maybe they won't come back.
00:25:10We'll repair our galley and we won't talk about it.
00:25:12We have to talk about one thing.
00:25:14They're transporting a barrel of magic potion to Britain.
00:25:17I know, because I heard them. We have to notify our superiors.
00:25:20Turn the ship around, sail to Britain.
00:25:22Captain, turn!
00:25:24You want to return?
00:25:26Aren't you exaggerating the power contained in this magic potion?
00:25:31Oh, no, Captain!
00:25:37My little dogmatic is getting wet.
00:25:40Why don't we dig a tunnel to Britain?
00:25:42That's an idea I dig only. Get it? Dig?
00:25:45I dig a tunnel.
00:25:47Right now, I wish we could dig up something to eat.
00:25:50I could eat a dozen wild boars.
00:25:52I shall take you to a topping good inn.
00:25:55What a treat you have in store.
00:25:56Your very first meal in Britain.
00:26:02Here we are, the jolly boar.
00:26:13Here we are, the jolly boar.
00:26:19Here we are, the jolly boar.
00:26:35Come in and dry off.
00:26:37I say, old jolly, how smashingly delightful to see you again.
00:26:40Look here, old bean. These are gores.
00:26:41A cousin, actually. Asterix and his friend Obelix.
00:26:44Could you prepare one of your scrumptious meals?
00:26:47You're in for a royal treat.
00:26:49Ready!
00:26:49A wizard, and three cracking good beers.
00:26:54He never said he was going to give us a boar, eh?
00:26:58But you saw what he calls this place, no?
00:27:00Yeah, sure I did.
00:27:03Here we are, gentlemen, your first British beers.
00:27:10Isn't it warm enough?
00:27:12I say, shall I have him take the chill off it?
00:27:14What say, old chap?
00:27:15Huh!
00:27:20Ah, now, it's just right.
00:27:27Actually, it's my speciality.
00:27:30Boiled boar with mint sauce.
00:27:33Bit of all right, eh? Enjoy it.
00:27:39Oh!
00:27:40Jolly boars, what do you call this?
00:27:42What's he jolly about? He came to a terrible end.
00:27:46Eat it!
00:27:47As they say, when in Britain, do as the Britains do.
00:27:50Don't stand on ceremony, gentlemen. I know you want more.
00:28:01Get up!
00:28:12Come on!
00:28:15Come on!
00:28:29Oh-oh-oh-oh!
00:28:47Oh, hey, General Motors.
00:28:50General, have I got bad news?
00:28:53Why, what bad news have you got?
00:29:00That potion will not arrive at the rebel village.
00:29:04Issue orders to all of our patrols.
00:29:06Arrest one Briton, a barrel of potion, two Gauls and a little dog.
00:29:16You better best drink up now.
00:29:18Nearly closing time.
00:29:19The Romans are rather strict about that.
00:29:23Nearly closing time, pubkeeper.
00:29:26Exactly what I was just telling these gents.
00:29:28Drink up now.
00:29:29Time, gentlemen.
00:29:33Two beers now while we're waiting.
00:29:36Hey, wait a minute.
00:29:38What's in that barrel?
00:29:40In the barrel, it's my...
00:29:42That's right, it's my mighty warm beer.
00:29:45Oh, I was hoping it was garlic wine.
00:29:48Ha, if it was, I'd have confiscated it.
00:29:51But a barrel of warm beer, ugh.
00:29:53Drink it.
00:29:54Go ahead before it gets cold.
00:29:56It's an acquired taste.
00:29:59Is your village much farther?
00:30:01In point of fact, we must cross Londinium.
00:30:04Londinium?
00:30:05Yes, our capital, old chap.
00:30:08Shh.
00:30:10Do you hear something?
00:30:22Dicurion, total lapsus.
00:30:23Total lapsus.
00:30:25A message from General Modus.
00:30:28Arrest two galls, a Briton and a little dog.
00:30:30They've got a barrel full of magic potion.
00:30:33That's warm beer.
00:30:35No thanks, Dicurion.
00:30:36I'm on the wagon.
00:30:38My wagon?
00:30:40Hey, wait, hold on.
00:30:42That's my wagon.
00:30:44Come back here.
00:30:45You can't do this.
00:30:46I guess they can.
00:31:11No.
00:31:19Hey, Fatty, you're driving on the wrong side of the road.
00:31:23Huh?
00:31:24We are on the right side.
00:31:27That's right.
00:31:27Here in Britain, we drive on the left side of the road.
00:31:30That's right, on the left.
00:31:31That's the right side.
00:31:33And I am not fat.
00:31:34Understand?
00:31:34I'm not fat.
00:31:35I may be slightly chubby, but I am not fat.
00:31:38Not at all.
00:31:39Anybody will tell you I am not fat.
00:31:42Once and for all, I am not fat in what I am not.
00:31:44They are there.
00:31:46Look.
00:31:46Get them.
00:31:47Attack.
00:31:47Oh, yeah.
00:31:48Who?
00:31:48What?
00:31:49Where?
00:31:49Oh, yeah.
00:31:50See Roma.
00:31:51Where are they?
00:31:52Where?
00:31:53Romans.
00:31:54Oh, good.
00:31:54Cut them.
00:31:54He's got them.
00:31:58Cut them.
00:32:00Cut them.
00:32:01I don't have.
00:32:07Hmm.
00:32:13Ought to be a jolly fine lawn if it's properly rolled for another 2,000 years.
00:32:25I say, such behavior is altogether shocking.
00:32:29Don't let them get away.
00:32:33I say, sir, would you mind awfully not treading on my lawn?
00:32:42My lawn is smaller than your lawn is, but my pealum is considerably harder, I think, than your sternum is.
00:33:05I've got some more bad news for you, General.
00:33:08Yes, go ahead.
00:33:09What now?
00:33:10The Gauls, the Briton, the potion, and the dog all got away.
00:33:13Where did you see them?
00:33:14They're in Londinium.
00:33:16Ransack the city.
00:33:17Yes, General.
00:33:18Confiscate all barrels, you understand?
00:33:19Oh, yes, General.
00:33:20When I catch those guys, I'll boil them and throw them to the lions.
00:33:23Yes, General.
00:33:25I'll serve them with mint sauce.
00:33:26Oh, yes, General.
00:33:32Yuck, those poor lions.
00:34:03Oh, yes, General.
00:34:05Oh, yes, General.
00:34:32There are many patrols.
00:34:35Hide the wagon.
00:34:49Not to worry.
00:34:50This chap is a good friend of mine.
00:34:53Knock, knock.
00:34:54Who's there?
00:34:54Just us.
00:34:55Just us?
00:34:55Who?
00:34:55Just as soon as you open, I'll tell you.
00:34:57I didn't think climaxed when a fair window blows you my way.
00:35:00Shh.
00:35:01The town's literally crawling with patrols of Romans.
00:35:03There are two Gauls with me.
00:35:05One's a cousin, actually.
00:35:06Could you put us up?
00:35:07Oh.
00:35:08You got Gauls.
00:35:09Come in.
00:35:09Take a load off of your feet.
00:35:11Welcome.
00:35:11My name is Samueltwix, but they call me Gaulix, because I'm from South Gaul.
00:35:14My home is in the South, but the bottom dropped out of the olive market, so I came to Londonium
00:35:19to start a little business.
00:35:20I hate to interrupt you, Old Top, but the fact is we have to hide this.
00:35:23You understand?
00:35:24Hide this barrel.
00:35:25Oh, very easy.
00:35:26Nothing to do.
00:35:27But I'll put it down in the cellar, along with my wines from Gaul, and one or two goodies.
00:35:31I've got a little wine for you to taste.
00:35:32It's liquid sunshine from my native shores.
00:35:35A humble vintage, but the Britons drink it with their mint sauce.
00:35:38Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:39I believe them they're crazy to eat everything with the mint sauce.
00:35:42Hey, Asterisk, he's not going to give us boar with mint sauce.
00:35:46He wouldn't do that.
00:36:07I've got genuine delicacies imported from Gaul.
00:36:10Wait till you see what I've got.
00:36:12This is Ali Baba's cave.
00:36:14All fresh merchandise.
00:36:15Sausage is direct from Nisan, Leo.
00:36:18Good smoke to ham from Bayon.
00:36:20Take a whiff.
00:36:22It's a breather from home.
00:36:28I say, could that be a patrol of Romans?
00:36:32A Roman patrol.
00:36:34That's how you say it.
00:36:36In Great Caesar's name, open the door.
00:36:40Just a second.
00:36:42You guys look like what the cat dragged in.
00:36:45Let's have a little digger.
00:36:47A little decorum.
00:36:48Hey, come on, open up.
00:36:51Doesn't make much noise.
00:36:53Oh, that's it.
00:36:54At last, what were you doing?
00:36:56I was heating up some beer.
00:37:02All right, search the joint.
00:37:05We want three guys a barrel and a dog.
00:37:09Asterix.
00:37:11Inside it's getting hollow.
00:37:15Didn't find anybody to cure him.
00:37:17There's a lot of barrels, though.
00:37:20Confiscate all of them.
00:37:21Take them to the palace.
00:37:23I go to so much trouble to get all these wonderful wines imported.
00:37:26And what do you do?
00:37:27You take them all away.
00:37:28You break my heart, Nickyurian.
00:37:31I'm sentimental about my wines.
00:37:33Now I'll never see them again.
00:37:34They're gone forever.
00:37:36You'll see us again.
00:37:37If your name's on the one holding magic potion.
00:37:40I only hope you aren't hiding the one we're looking for.
00:37:45Wish that you stayed home.
00:37:49I can't stand it.
00:37:50Nothing to drink.
00:37:51I'm a ruin.
00:37:52Ruined.
00:37:53Oh, no, not quite.
00:37:55There's still plenty to eat.
00:37:57No.
00:38:03No.
00:38:20General, all the barrels from the whole city are there.
00:38:24Have our soldiers taste what's in every single one.
00:38:27Until we know which one of them contains the magic potion.
00:38:31Carry out your orders.
00:38:36Soldiers of Rome.
00:38:38Your duty is before you.
00:38:40You drink, you taste, you report anything unusual.
00:38:42Prepare to attack.
00:38:43Now in good order.
00:38:46And discipline.
00:38:49Open barrel.
00:38:53Dip cup.
00:38:55Withdraw cup.
00:38:57Drink.
00:38:59Advance a step.
00:39:01Another step.
00:39:04Open barrel.
00:39:07Dip cup.
00:39:11Withdraw cup.
00:39:12Drink.
00:39:20We have to get that barrel before the Romans locate the magic potion.
00:39:23Is the palace very far away?
00:39:25Oh, no.
00:39:26Not at all.
00:39:27Just a few hundred feet or so.
00:39:29Whose feet?
00:39:30The Romans measure in paces.
00:39:32Here, we measure in feet.
00:39:34Jolly old tradition, all that rot.
00:39:36They count everybody's feet.
00:39:38In actual fact, there are six feet in one Roman pace, old chap.
00:39:42These buttons are crazy.
00:39:48Legion there!
00:39:50Withdraw cup.
00:39:52Drink.
00:39:54Oh, barrel.
00:39:56In the moment.
00:39:57Oh, my.
00:39:58In the barrel.
00:39:59Oh, my.
00:40:01Oh, my.
00:40:02Oh, my.
00:40:02Drink and roll, my cop.
00:40:04Oh, my.
00:40:06Oh, my.
00:40:07Oh, my.
00:40:14Who wants to fight me?
00:40:15Come on.
00:40:16Here.
00:40:17Take me.
00:40:18Oh, my.
00:40:20Oh, my.
00:40:23Oh, my.
00:40:24Oh, my.
00:40:24Oh, my.
00:40:27Oh, my.
00:40:28Oh, my.
00:40:29Oh, my.
00:40:29Oh, my.
00:40:31Look.
00:40:35Oh, my.
00:40:38Oh, my.
00:40:39Oh, my.
00:40:40Oh, my.
00:40:40Oh, my.
00:40:41Oh, my goodness.
00:40:42What is it?
00:40:43Garlics?
00:40:44Gross legs?
00:40:45Garlics?
00:40:47Garlics?
00:40:48Garlics?
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50I haven't tried this one.
00:40:51Yeah.
00:40:52Ready?
00:41:07It's mine get lost. It's by barrel. No, it's my barrel. No tasting or my back. I'll show you. I'm
00:41:13the
00:41:13strongest. Anyone drinks out of mine is gonna get it. Cause I am the strongest. Yes, I am a colossus.
00:41:29Is it much farther? Pop's skipping a jump, but I fear the sentries might make things awkward.
00:41:33We can always bop them on the air. That is a good idea.
00:41:41Ah, we are the one. We have come here too. Thank you.
00:41:49These Romans are really crazy.
00:41:56Does anybody else want a taste out of my barrel? Well, come on and try it. Come on, I dare
00:42:02you.
00:42:02I'm the Olympic champ. Nobody else?
00:42:06What went on here?
00:42:08Come on. Hey there, you two fat guys. Come on. I've been waiting for you two.
00:42:17They're not two fat guys. Only one and he's not fat.
00:42:21Look here, Obelix.
00:42:23Golix, Golix. They are all his barrels. Only which is the right one?
00:42:27Let's taste them and see.
00:42:33We can't stay here. It's dangerous.
00:42:35If it's dangerous, but it's good.
00:42:38Come on. Help me load all of these on the cart.
00:42:41Stop drinking that wine.
00:42:43Obelix, I said do not drink that. It is not good for you.
00:42:46Help bring the barrel.
00:42:48One little. One never.
00:42:58Now, the most important thing is not to attract any attention.
00:43:03Alois, little Alois, Alois, have a little drink.
00:43:08Quiet, don't sing. Cut it out over here.
00:43:10Alois, have a little drink.
00:43:12Shut up!
00:43:12Why do you talk to me like that? You don't love me anymore, Astonix.
00:43:18No. Of course I love you, Obelix. You know that.
00:43:21But if you don't go on singing, I'll try to turn a Roman in town.
00:43:24I love you, Astonix. And if any of those Romans don't share your head, I'll feed them my potatoes and
00:43:31the lilac.
00:43:35Oh, dear. Yet another patrol of Romans.
00:43:47Nasty, rotten old Roman patrol.
00:43:49Don't touch my friend Astonix.
00:43:51Don't touch him. Not the hair of his head.
00:43:54Oh, go.
00:43:55He could be the one we're after.
00:43:57You'd better watch your step.
00:43:58Arrest that man in the name of Caesar.
00:44:00Here we go again.
00:44:07Tally-ho!
00:44:12An unattended card.
00:44:15How fortunate for an unattended card thief.
00:44:18Mr. Roman soldier, stand still.
00:44:24Asterix.
00:44:27I'm getting sleepy.
00:44:32Oh, poor Obelix drinks only goat's milk.
00:44:35Guess the wine went to his head.
00:44:37He'll have a headache.
00:44:39What?
00:44:40What's wrong?
00:44:42Isn't that our car?
00:44:47Yes, it is.
00:44:48We'll see to that later.
00:44:50Let's get Obelix over to Gullix's.
00:44:54Asterix.
00:44:55Gah, that man jumped.
00:44:57Gah!
00:44:59Ein-tesin.
00:45:02Egg, egg, egg, egg!
00:45:04Gah!
00:45:05Oh, wow.
00:45:06Oh!
00:45:25Legionaries!
00:45:36You're the dregs of the Roman army.
00:45:39You're nothing but barbarians.
00:45:42You're a bunch of nothings.
00:45:45When Caesar hears about this,
00:45:47he'll feed all of you to the lions.
00:45:52I don't mind being fed to the lions
00:45:55if only he wouldn't shout.
00:45:57Eh?
00:45:59The only ones that are still missing
00:46:01are those belonging to Gallux.
00:46:02Search his place and arrest anyone there.
00:46:06Think you can do that?
00:46:12Eh?
00:46:21Ah, poor Obelix.
00:46:23No wonder he was a thirsty.
00:46:24He ate all of my sausages, salted cod,
00:46:27my smoked cured ham as well as my anchovies.
00:46:30So, just let him sleep a little.
00:46:32We'll go and look for the cat, right?
00:46:34Let's go.
00:46:47We have gone round and round in this town
00:46:50till I am dizzy,
00:46:50and there is no sign of that barrel.
00:46:52Where could you hide it?
00:47:01I say, cousin, you see what I see?
00:47:04Ah!
00:47:05What a stroke of good luck.
00:47:06Yes, you're lucky there isn't much wine around.
00:47:09Romans have confiscated it.
00:47:10Care for a little taste?
00:47:15No, just wine.
00:47:17Naturally.
00:47:18What did you think?
00:47:19I am a wine cellar.
00:47:21Wine cellar?
00:47:21Where did you get it?
00:47:22I mean, Gallux isn't your name.
00:47:24I have an excellent fellow who sells it,
00:47:26but naturally I can't reveal it.
00:47:28Who is this fellow who sold you the wine?
00:47:30His name's Mr. Fiddlesticks.
00:47:32And then he brought me that wine.
00:47:33His place is via Vandalis 16.
00:47:3616 via Vandalis.
00:47:37Another spot of good luck.
00:47:38It isn't all that far.
00:47:40Well, right now we have to go get Obelix.
00:47:43I say we're frightfully indebted to you, dear chap.
00:47:48Jolly glad that I was ready help.
00:47:56Oh, it looks like an army has marched through here.
00:48:00Psst!
00:48:01What?
00:48:03It was the Romans.
00:48:04They searched the place, destroyed it.
00:48:06They took Gallux away with a large goal still snoring.
00:48:09Where?
00:48:12To prison at Taralondinium.
00:48:16No.
00:48:17Obelix, the prisoner of the Romans.
00:48:51Where am I?
00:48:53In the Tower of Londinium.
00:48:55Nobody ever escaped.
00:48:56It ain't a dot.
00:48:58But even if they cook us in a mint sauce, I won't say anything.
00:49:01Not one word shall I tell these Romans.
00:49:03Don't worry they can torture!
00:49:07Don't shout.
00:49:09It hurts.
00:49:11Where's Asterix?
00:49:13We mustn't stay here.
00:49:16Asterix is going to worry.
00:49:18He always worries about me.
00:49:21I better go and find Asterix.
00:49:23The sooner the better.
00:49:24Anyhow, I need a little fresh air because...
00:49:28Look, kid.
00:49:29You're a little crazy.
00:49:31You'll forget the chain.
00:49:33Are you attached to this chain?
00:49:40Yoo-hoo!
00:49:43If you want this nice door to say the way it is, open it up because we're leaving.
00:49:48Me!
00:49:53I warned you!
00:49:54Let's go, go!
00:50:24Oh!
00:50:24Oh!
00:50:25The big guy!
00:50:27And a little one too.
00:50:29No!
00:50:31Obelix!
00:50:32Where are you?
00:50:33I'm down here, Asterix.
00:50:36I'm coming up!
00:50:38No!
00:50:38Don't!
00:50:39I'm coming down!
00:50:42He's coming back up!
00:50:43He's coming and going!
00:50:45We got to this!
00:50:46You're talking about ups and downs!
00:50:47You're talking about ups and downs!
00:50:51Very educational, a visit to the Tower of Londinium, wouldn't you say?
00:50:57I understand, Strix. I'm really sorry about all this.
00:51:01You didn't do a thing, Oblix, nothing.
00:51:05I'm glad he didn't do anything, because if he had it, it could have been rough.
00:51:25What? Got away?
00:51:28Now you listen. You go and get those guys, or I'll drown you in warm beer.
00:51:33And stop breaking all my statues!
00:51:41Britain's galls, drunken galls, broken statues, it's too much for one little general.
00:51:46Some days it isn't worth getting up.
00:52:01Oh!
00:52:27Let's go.
00:53:12Have I got a wine for you, Gav, and the price is right, you know what I mean?
00:53:16Good deal, Gav. Yeah, for you I'll give you the horse and cart into the bargain. Can't say fairer than
00:53:21that.
00:53:22How many was it you wanted?
00:53:33The carrion? Do we arrest them?
00:53:35Not yet! They're looking for it, so we watch them!
00:53:48You're a lucky lad. Wait till you taste it. You'll be glad you did business with honest fiddlesticks.
00:53:54I've had quite a good day.
00:54:04That dog again, I'll get him. Come here, little dog. Right over here, nice little doggy. I'm gonna get rid
00:54:11of you once and for all.
00:54:17I'm glad we have the number. They all look like...
00:54:30Huh? There it is.
00:54:41It's Mr. XBI.
00:54:43No, it is a number. It's 16. That is how they write it.
00:54:47They're crazy, these Britons.
00:54:49They're not Britons. They're Roman numerals obelichs.
00:54:53Huh? I knew these Romans were crazy.
00:55:00Eh, say!
00:55:02Patience, Petula. These gentlemen will doubtless explain their rather surprising behaviour.
00:55:06Awfully sorry, and all that. It appears we have made a slight error. Is this 16?
00:55:10In actual fact, not quite, old boys. It happens this is 17. Unfortunately, one of the I's dropped off.
00:55:16What's left is 16, and there's an end to it.
00:55:18We are so awfully embarrassed. This sort of thing just isn't done. Cheerio, then.
00:55:22Rather. Well, then, it's toodaloo.
00:55:26Ow! I say, Petula, do remind me to put back that blasted I. There's a good gal.
00:55:31I believe I shall have a lovely cup of hot water with a spot of milk. So good with our
00:55:35boiled meat.
00:55:39XBI. We're wrong again.
00:55:41Now, this is it.
00:55:43Well, if you say so.
00:55:51Oh! Dogmatics!
00:55:58Who are you? What right have you got barging in here?
00:56:00What have you been doing to my little doggy?
00:56:04Are you the one who stole Golix's wine?
00:56:07Oh, no. You got the wrong bloke.
00:56:15Then what is this?
00:56:20No, it is just wine.
00:56:22But where is the rest?
00:56:24Oh, my girl!
00:56:26Don't talk!
00:56:27Have you noticed, my pet, how uncommonly noisy our neighbours are today?
00:56:31Most unusual, wouldn't you say?
00:56:33They're quite. Milk in your hot water?
00:56:35You talk! You talk!
00:56:37You talk, you talk, you talk, you talk, you talk!
00:56:42You know, I rather hope he does talk, making a dreadful racket.
00:56:46I talk, I talk, I talk, I talk!
00:56:48Oh, I say he has made a corking good decision, very sporting. What?
00:56:52I'll give you a list of all my customers, Gav. Now, you can't say fairer than that, can you? Can
00:56:56you?
00:56:56Seeing as you, do you like the list of all the goods what I stole this year? One-eyed all
00:57:00-sworn limps?
00:57:01Hands out!
00:57:04The first name on the list is the commulodenum team. What is that?
00:57:09Quite simply, old chap, they're playing against Jura Verna for the Five Tribe Championship. Quite something, what?
00:57:16Now, do you rest those goals?
00:57:18No! They haven't got the barrel yet, when they do.
00:57:21Hurrah, the cabalow, up the blues!
00:57:23Oh, I say, jolly exciting! What?
00:57:26Zim-boo-bah! Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
00:57:37As civilians, they won't recognize us.
00:57:40The decorians are dressed like civilians!
00:57:44Oh, yeah, so? I'm dressed as a civilian.
00:57:53Tell me, cousin, what do they do in this game? Is it complicated?
00:57:57Quite a simple game, really. The chaps are in two teams of 15 each, and they use a jolly old
00:58:02pumpkin in the shape of an olive.
00:58:04Now, the object is to propel the old pumpkin as best you can all the way to your opponent's goal.
00:58:12I say, the Caledonian baths, we are in for a treat.
00:58:26And that's the sacred goose. Folk lock and all that.
00:58:35Oh, yes. And there's the sacred hen touching, what?
00:58:42Here come the players. Hurrah, hurrah! Up the blues, brother, up the blues!
00:58:49Hurrah, hurrah! Up the jolly old blues! Try out the chaps!
00:58:55Ah, now, he's the druid umpire. He signals the kick-off. Then they start the game.
00:59:15Oh, bravo! That is an intelligent game. We ought to play this in gold.
00:59:28That's a penalty. Unnecessary roughness. Look, he's only pretending.
00:59:33No, he's not pretending. He's out for the count.
00:59:37Stretcher!
00:59:42Look! That could be the right stuff.
00:59:49Let's go, hippie Borax. Have a look.
00:59:53Now, we will see if it is the magic potion.
01:00:05I say there, lad, aren't you the one who smashed in my head a while, Mac?
01:00:09Let's not lose our heads, old matey, eh?
01:00:12It's not whether you win, it's how you play the game.
01:00:17It is the magic potion. Let's go, cousin.
01:00:28It's the magic potion.
01:00:35He actually scored a try. Good chap. I say now he'll try for the conversion.
01:00:41Yeah!
01:00:44He actually scored a try. Good chap. I say now he'll try for the conversion.
01:00:48Ouch!
01:00:51And what are you doing down here?
01:00:54I got hit by this...this...that's one crazy bird.
01:00:58There he is!
01:00:59There he is! There he is!
01:01:01There he is! There he is!
01:01:01There he is!
01:01:05Legion there is in civilian clothes! Get those men!
01:01:09Me too!
01:01:13I will buy this barrel.
01:01:14No, no. We need it for the players. They're thirsty.
01:01:18I seize it for Caesar!
01:01:20Romans! Eh, Obelich!
01:01:22Here I come!
01:01:26Stop that block!
01:01:29He don't stand a chance!
01:01:40Bring back my barrel!
01:01:43Obelich, old boy, might I suggest you return the pumpkin so they can get on with it?
01:01:48Do I have to?
01:01:49Afraid so?
01:01:52A little help, legendaries!
01:02:13Oh, what frightfully good luck!
01:02:15Cat, in an hour we shall be in my village!
01:02:23I say, that wouldn't be a Roman galley, would it?
01:02:30I think you've got one option left. Surrender!
01:02:34We will never surrender!
01:02:36You won't, eh?
01:02:38Cast the first stone!
01:02:46Good shot! You hit the barrel!
01:03:01Good shot! You hit the barrel!
01:03:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:03:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:03:10No, no, no, no!
01:03:18Now, I've got good news for you.
01:03:23The potion has been destroyed, all of it, in the river, and we drowned all of them, sir.
01:03:28At last, success!
01:03:30That's splendid!
01:03:31Group all of our forces, Stratocumulus.
01:03:33At once! Get out!
01:03:37We attack that village tomorrow at dawn!
01:03:58Ah, this time. The Romans win, I guess.
01:04:02I sure wanted to bash a good Roman or two.
01:04:06I say. All this is just a bit unfortunate for my village, isn't it?
01:04:11Hmm, pity.
01:04:13Even if we don't have our magic potion, we can still defend your village against the legions of Romans, right?
01:04:20Look, now I'm talking like you.
01:04:27It just doesn't seem fair to get so close.
01:04:30After all we've been through, all our adventures, Romans and pirates, and Phoenicians, and all for nothing.
01:04:38Yeah?
01:04:39Wait!
01:04:41Phoenicians!
01:04:42I have an idea!
01:04:43What is that?
01:04:45To the village, quick! There is no time to lose!
01:04:58The Romans will be attacking any moment now.
01:05:01And still no word from anticlimax it's getting serious.
01:05:04There's no hope! We're lost!
01:05:12Oh, I say.
01:05:14Shh!
01:05:16Dogmatics, you be quiet now.
01:05:18Shh!
01:05:21Hold!
01:05:22Who goes there?
01:05:26We'll die sword in hand and with a smile.
01:05:28You're dead right!
01:05:30Hey!
01:05:32Hello, hello, hello.
01:05:36Anticlimax!
01:05:36I've been beside myself with worry. I can't tell you how glad I am. Dear lad, welcome back.
01:05:42Actually, I'm rather glad to be back, old chief.
01:05:45Oh, let's not get carried away.
01:05:46Have you got the potion?
01:05:48Um, that is, er...
01:05:51Right here. I will make it up.
01:05:54Ah, splendid! Good show!
01:05:56I shall go and assemble the men!
01:05:59In actual fact, cousin, we haven't gone.
01:06:01You're going to make it?
01:06:02Can you make the magic potion?
01:06:05Oh, I see. You will use these oriental herbs.
01:06:07I will explain it all later.
01:06:10Now, Obelix, go get some hot water.
01:06:12That's right.
01:06:13Don't tell me anything.
01:06:15All I'm going for is fetching and carrying to get this, get that, nah, nah.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:28Legionaries!
01:06:30No.
01:06:34Attention!
01:06:36Our enemies have lost their secret weapon, the magic potion.
01:06:40The Gauls will not assist them.
01:06:43Now, we will face absolutely no danger.
01:06:46It'll be a real pleasure.
01:06:48We'll enjoy this one.
01:06:50What?
01:06:56Well, I guess it's ready.
01:07:06Mmm.
01:07:08I can honestly say that it's delicious.
01:07:13Now, we need only sit back and wait for the Romans to attack.
01:07:20I say, would you mind awfully if I had a spot of milk in my potion?
01:07:32Legionaries!
01:07:33Form a square!
01:07:37Ready to attack!
01:07:39Form a triangle!
01:07:44Attack them!
01:07:56Roman!
01:07:59We're here, Roman!
01:08:03Along with our magic potion!
01:08:07Hey, who said you could go into a circle?
01:08:10He says they've got the magic potion.
01:08:12They know what they're like, and they're crazy, these gold.
01:08:14The little one, he's asterisk.
01:08:15Boy, is he tough.
01:08:16I don't mind fighting when we win, but this is ridiculous.
01:08:19The beans must be cooked with tiny little slices of cured bacon.
01:08:23Only don't use too much simmer it down.
01:08:25Then put in cheese and that's all.
01:08:26No, cut that out.
01:08:28Attack!
01:08:30You heard him?
01:08:31Attack!
01:08:32Obey your chief.
01:08:34Go on.
01:08:35Oh, come on, attack.
01:08:36Well, if you do not attack us, then we will attack you.
01:08:39Obey!
01:08:40We have only guests here!
01:08:41I know!
01:08:42Only guests go first!
01:08:44They're coming!
01:08:45Is it too late to get a transfer?
01:08:51Hey, my feet!
01:08:52Too late!
01:08:53It was water!
01:08:54Oh, no!
01:08:55I'm here!
01:09:02Free and list, they told me.
01:09:04A chance to see the world.
01:09:05All I see is stars.
01:09:09You're a disgrace!
01:09:10Many, many fooey.
01:09:14Thanks to you, my friends.
01:09:16With you asterisks and your magical potion,
01:09:19we beat them at their own game.
01:09:20Well, you know, it wasn't exactly genuine magic potion.
01:09:25Hmm.
01:09:26I rather thought so.
01:09:27Yes, but all my warriors felt strong as gods.
01:09:30And that's real courage.
01:09:32Send me some more of those delicious herbs, old fellow.
01:09:35I will declare it our national beverage.
01:09:38I say, old bean, don't go yet.
01:09:40We'll hold a feast in your honour.
01:09:42Prepare all our specialties.
01:09:43Quite.
01:09:44With mint sauce.
01:09:45And we'll have barrels of beer.
01:09:47And all of it nicely heated till it's just right.
01:09:50Goal!
01:09:51Let's go home!
01:09:55We would like to stay for the feast.
01:09:56Only he's too hungry.
01:09:58Come over and see us.
01:09:59Obelix!
01:10:00Wait for me!
01:10:02I say, that's what I call Goal.
01:10:04Only natural, of course.
01:10:06They are Goals.
01:10:10Hey!
01:10:10There's Goal, Goal.
01:10:12Anyway, they're coming so fast we won't see them.
01:10:16There's Goal, Goal.
01:10:17There's Goals, you say?
01:10:19All right!
01:10:21Osterix, what is that pirate captain doing?
01:10:25This time I won!
01:10:27You're too late to sink my ship!
01:10:34These pirates are crazy!
01:11:00I see.
01:11:01So you gave them something hot?
01:11:03Yes, I did.
01:11:04It was that Phoenician herb.
01:11:06And I've still got some.
01:11:08Drew at Getterfix.
01:11:09Have you ever seen that?
01:11:10Huh?
01:11:11Oh, yes.
01:11:12It's called tea.
01:11:14Oh, it'll never catch on.
01:11:16These English.
01:11:17Oh, no.
01:11:18These Britons.
01:11:39The歌's out.
01:11:41Let it out of a child, maybe we're on a team.
01:11:45This won't lose no more.
01:11:48The room is berserk
01:11:50It just won't work with me
01:11:52It's admission time
01:11:54Talk about it later
01:11:56Was I playing back?
01:11:58Just sit back
01:11:59What's the story for?
01:12:01We've all been told to go down
01:12:03So let's take it back
01:12:04It's blackjack
01:12:06It's anybody's deal
01:12:08Let's try it in real
01:12:10Maybe something
01:12:11I've got a hunch
01:12:13The crunch is now on you
01:12:15Let's try something new
01:12:17Or maybe someone
01:12:18Can turn a new wheel
01:12:35The lookout is out
01:12:39Let out of the child
01:12:41Maybe we're all up to
01:12:42Fade out on the moon
01:12:46It's assumed
01:12:47Till it just won't work with me
01:12:50It's petition time
01:12:52Take off all the stairs
01:12:53Try another life
01:12:55It's alright
01:12:56Seek a different ride
01:12:59It's all about it
01:13:00Things will be as fine
01:13:02There's no fight
01:13:03It's anybody's deal
01:13:06Let's see how you feel
01:13:07Let's see how you feel
01:13:08And maybe something
01:13:09I've got a hunch
01:13:11The crunch is now on you
01:13:13Let's try something new
01:13:15And maybe someone
01:13:16Can turn a new wheel
01:13:18Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:13:30-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:13:32-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:13:34-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:13:34-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:13:34-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:13:47It's admission time
01:13:49Talk about it later
01:13:51Was I playing my
01:13:53Just sitting back
01:13:54What's the story for?
01:13:57Oh, it's all to go now
01:13:58It's all to get back
01:14:00It's blackjack
01:14:01It's anybody's deal
01:14:04Let's try it in the real
01:14:05Or maybe something
01:14:07I've got a hunch
01:14:09The crunch is now on you
01:14:11Let's try something new
01:14:13Or maybe someone
01:14:14Can turn it in the real
01:14:31The lookout is out
01:14:34When I'd a bitch out
01:14:36Maybe we're all at sea
01:14:38Faying out on the moon
01:14:42It's as soon to tell
01:14:44It's just what work would be
01:14:45It's admission time
01:14:47We'll take a long chance
01:14:49Try another life
01:14:51It's all right
01:14:52Seek a different ride
01:14:54We'll stick it in the real
01:14:55So I'm going out
01:14:56And things will be no fight
01:14:58There's no fight
01:14:59It's anybody's deal
01:15:01Let's see how you feel
01:15:03And maybe something
01:15:04I've got a hunch
01:15:07The crunch is now on you
01:15:09Let's try something new
01:15:10And maybe someone
01:15:11Can turn a new wheel
01:15:14Do do do do do do do do do
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