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00:02Grandma's got some cash. We could steal that.
00:06What kind of creep are you? We steal from strangers.
00:11Hey, Grandma's not gonna call the cops.
00:13Look, either you start doing this or you get a job.
00:21That guy.
00:24You're gonna remember that guy for the rest of your life.
00:38Hey, how you doing?
00:43I said, hey, give me all your cash.
00:49Why?
00:51You wanna buy yourself a pretty dress, you little bitch?
00:54You ain't kidding, man. Where's your wallet?
00:58On your sister's nightstand?
01:00Forgot it after I paid her.
01:03Whoa, Tony!
01:04You wanna die tonight? I said, where's your wallet?
01:10I think he's sick. Maybe you shouldn't. He's faking.
01:12Look, go in his pockets, grab his wallet.
01:22Good, let's go.
01:26You all right, man?
01:27He's fine. He's faking it.
01:36Yeah, I need an ambulance.
01:37At May 4th.
01:39He's a really sick guy. I think he got mugged.
01:42What?
01:42Are you happy? Let's go!
01:43I want to go!
01:43I want to go!
01:57I want to go!
02:21Today, we're hunting for the cat burglar of diseases.
02:26Causes a healthy man's lungs to fail, leaves no fingerprints.
02:29Respiratory distress could be asthma.
02:31No hyperinflation on the x-ray.
02:33Food allergy. Could have eaten shellfish or peanuts.
02:35No hives, no erythema on the skin.
02:37Pulmonary embolism.
02:40Embolisms don't magically dissolve.
02:42What are you doing here?
02:43Laryngeal spasm.
02:45Frosty Fallera hits his vocal cords, they spasm shut, choke him out.
02:49Good idea.
02:50You've been tremendously helpful.
02:52You can leave.
02:53I just hired him.
02:53I fired him.
02:54To infinity.
02:55You didn't tell him I was coming back?
02:57She did.
02:58I said no.
02:59When your extended job interview slash reality TV show killed a patient, you lost your veto power.
03:05Everybody, this is Dr. Foreman.
03:07He will...
03:07Does this mean there's one less slot for us?
03:13It's still Dr. House's department.
03:15He decides who stays, who goes.
03:18Foreman goes!
03:18But Dr. Foreman will be my eyes and ears.
03:23You do nothing without his knowledge.
03:28Oh, uh, just in case I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?
03:36You want to keep your jobs?
03:38That never happened.
03:39The only way to get the cat burglar is to catch him in the act.
03:42Give the patient a methacholine challenge.
03:44See if it sets off laryngeal spasm.
03:46You want us to stop his breathing?
03:47Well, only until you can figure out why.
03:49After that, it'd be irresponsible.
03:56You and I should talk.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00She didn't have to do that publicly.
04:01Yes, she did.
04:02She had to establish her dominance in front of them.
04:05Limit my power.
04:06There's nothing we can do.
04:08Well, that's not the never say never, Dr. Foreman, I know.
04:11There's lots we can do.
04:12Not really.
04:13Cuddy, why...
04:14I can make you miserable.
04:16That's true.
04:17Until you quit.
04:19Again.
04:20So why don't we just skip the middleman?
04:22I'm not quitting.
04:23My God.
04:24Not everything's about you and your little job and your little world.
04:27This is about restoring order in the universe.
04:30I'm not quitting.
04:31You're going to be miserable.
04:34I already am miserable.
04:43Cuddy obviously thinks we're idiots.
04:45She's not going to let House hire any one of us.
04:47Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters.
04:49Increase the dose.
04:51So which master do we serve?
04:52Who's asked do we have to kiss to get this job?
04:54You really want this job so bad?
04:56How about you try doing this job?
04:58Double the dose to 16 milligrams per milliliter.
05:02My foot's tingling.
05:04Is that normal?
05:06No.
05:07What exactly does...
05:08My stomach's killing me.
05:10Could this test cause that stuff?
05:13No.
05:17This house was a bust.
05:19Amber has moved down to even money.
05:21We found two new symptoms.
05:23Yep.
05:23Back to two to one.
05:24What's going on?
05:25You're the favorite...
05:26Houses?
05:27To get fired.
05:29You can bet against yourself.
05:32Lovely parting gift.
05:33What's the limit?
05:34Isn't one.
05:35500 on Kuttner.
05:36Oh, 1,000 on Amber.
05:39Do you take checks?
05:40No.
05:44How do we connect abdominal pain and numbness in the extremities with respiratory collapse?
05:50Dissecting aortic aneurysm.
05:52Doesn't cover all three.
05:53What else?
05:56Carry on.
05:58He's the boss.
06:05What about a spinal cord lesion?
06:07After being the brainstem, it still doesn't explain the lungs.
06:09Weird, though.
06:11That he's the boss?
06:13Didn't he quit recently?
06:14Was it a money issue?
06:16Lungs, stomach, numbness?
06:18No, that wasn't it.
06:19It was something else.
06:21This bling account?
06:23Med plan didn't cover tattoo removal?
06:25We have to unify these symptoms.
06:27Oh, I remember.
06:29You didn't want to turn into me, right?
06:31You didn't want to become evil.
06:33Can we stick to the medicine here?
06:35Absolutely.
06:36I'm just flattered.
06:37A few short weeks, seems like I've just turned towards the light.
06:42Either that or you sold your soul.
06:45Multiple morantic emboli could...
06:46Get a raise?
06:48Because then you're a whore.
06:49Or didn't you?
06:50Because then you're a stupid whore.
06:53The patient just crashed.
06:58Can they go, boss?
07:08You're right.
07:09But?
07:10No but.
07:11You're right about all of it.
07:13Well, then I'll see you at the reunion.
07:15Seems I didn't get out of here soon enough.
07:18The world thinks I've been corrupted, so no one will hire me.
07:23I hate being here.
07:25I'd love to quit.
07:27But I can't.
07:42He's got a pulse.
07:43Must be another respiratory collapse.
07:45Means this is our chance to approve the laryngospasm.
07:46We need to tube him and bag him.
07:48We will, right after we figure out...
07:48If we just let him die, it doesn't matter what he has.
07:50Brandon, tilt his head back so I can get a straight shot.
07:52Okay, while you're killing him, I'll get the intubation kit.
07:59I decided you're right.
08:01You're obviously in an impossible position.
08:03There's no point in me humiliating you.
08:05Thanks.
08:06So I'm going to humiliate Cuddy until she fires you.
08:09The guy's faking.
08:11It's Munchhausen's.
08:13You notice the AMT run sheet?
08:14The paramedic who brought him in is also named Martin Harris.
08:20Look.
08:22If the name was Attila von Bienerschnitzel,
08:25let's see, you might be onto something.
08:26Look.
08:27Room 406, abdominal pain.
08:29Room 403, left-sided numbness.
08:30It's 402, syncope.
08:33He's copying his neighbor's symptoms.
08:39No.
08:40Yeah, coincidence is much more likely
08:42than you being a stubborn jerk.
08:43Munchhausen's patients create symptoms, not names.
08:46Munchhausen's patients have medical histories.
08:47They don't want us reading.
08:50No laryngeal spasm.
08:51Breathings resume normal rate without intubation.
08:53You see, nothing's wrong with him.
08:56He's in a lab coat.
08:59Munchhausen's pretend to be patients, not doctors.
09:03He's got mirror syndrome.
09:06Giovannini's?
09:07Do you know another mirror syndrome?
09:11Brain's got no idea who he is, where he is, what he is.
09:14So it fills the holes with whatever dirt's lying around.
09:17He reads a name tag, he's got a name.
09:19Sees a doctor, he's got a job.
09:21Sees symptoms, he's got a problem.
09:22My explanation's simpler.
09:24Well, if it's simple, then we discharge the nut bar.
09:27If it's complicated, then the nut bar has got brain damage.
09:30So we let him jerk them around for a few days till we're sure?
09:33No.
09:33We let him jerk you around.
09:37There's a faster way.
09:43Mind if we play through?
09:46Sure.
09:46What could possibly go wrong?
09:49What's going on here, Martin?
09:53Operation?
09:54House?
09:55Who is this guy?
09:56Excellent question.
09:58Who are you, Martin?
10:04Just likes to watch.
10:05Do stuff.
10:08Number 10 scalpel for initial incision.
10:14Glad you're here, House.
10:16Of course you are.
10:17It's lecture time.
10:19Yeah, it is.
10:20Stop worrying about the power play.
10:24Was that it?
10:25I think you can go a lot deeper here.
10:27I mean, why am I so obsessed by all of this?
10:30You're threatened by Foreman and feel the need to impress Cuddy.
10:33The only thing that's relevant is Foreman is a good doctor.
10:35He can help you.
10:36Lighten the load.
10:37Good idea.
10:38I'll have him sort my mail.
10:41Sure.
10:43Deflect.
10:47Who is this guy?
10:48I think we just found out.
10:50It's all about Cuddy.
10:52Gotta be the alpha dog.
10:55Can almost smell the pheromones now, huh?
10:58I like them.
10:59Huh.
11:03Told you I didn't need you.
11:04Help!
11:11House, what is going on?
11:16Ow!
11:20Blood's turned to sludge.
11:23If we don't heat you up, you're going to die.
11:26I can't fake that.
11:31Mirror syndrome patients have no agenda.
11:33No access to grind.
11:35They can read you because they have to.
11:37Moods, attitudes, everything.
11:38Like the mind readers.
11:40I'm upset they can read your mind.
11:41Where are we going?
11:42Unfortunately, we have to cure him.
11:44His hand wasn't black when he came in.
11:46The operating room was sterile.
11:47Only thing different was the temperature.
11:48Cold to glutens means?
11:50It's got to be some kind of infection.
11:51No fever, so it's got to be a tiny infection.
11:53Hard to find.
11:53You better find it fast.
11:55This guy feels another cool breeze.
11:57His blood turns to slop and he drops.
12:00I need three ways to pinpoint infection.
12:02Blood cultures.
12:03Blood's clumpy.
12:04Nothing you can do with it.
12:05Unless we soak him in warm water before we draw him.
12:08Good.
12:08What else?
12:10Ultrasound his abdomen.
12:11Look for an abscess.
12:11Good.
12:12Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I have a regrettable announcement.
12:16Kitchen has just learned that our annual shipment of mayonnaise was improperly stored,
12:20so anybody who ate a bottle of food should head across the lobby to the clinic right away.
12:26Ask for Dr. Cuddy.
12:28You're not punishing, Cuddy.
12:30You're punishing every doctor in the building.
12:31It's her building, her doctors.
12:33Still need one more.
12:34We need to find out his history, where he's been, what he's done.
12:37Yeah, he has no memory but his bio's tattooed to his rear.
12:40The mayo is fine.
12:41You can stay where you are.
12:42I'm a doctor.
12:43Mail order.
12:44I'm seeing the diplomas.
12:45Two N's in university.
12:49Big Love was right.
12:50History's the key.
12:51No ID, no wallet, no missing persons report filed for 100 miles.
12:56Key is the key.
12:57He had car keys in his pocket when he was admitted.
12:59Keep him in the isolation room so he doesn't pick up extreme bitch syndrome from one of the nurses.
13:04We're in the ultrasound and the blood cultures.
13:06The cultures weren't my idea.
13:07No one's keeping score.
13:09You're losing.
13:10Search the street where he was mugged.
13:12Find the car and the registration.
13:14There could be thousands of cars.
13:16Hey, why do I get this assignment?
13:17Because if you deal with the patient, he's going to wind up singing Osmond songs and proposing to five nurses
13:22at once.
13:22I'll go with Cole.
13:24Oh.
13:25We have a love connection.
13:31Make a fist.
13:33A little pinch.
13:36Wow, that's a strong pinch.
13:38This thing works.
13:39You're lucky you've got me.
13:42My colleague wanted to cook you in boiling water.
13:49That's right, baby.
13:51My blood's that good.
13:57That's supposed to be me, right?
13:59No, that's me.
14:01I'm always right.
14:01Gotta be.
14:02I don't think I'm always.
14:03If they don't like you, you gotta be right or you're not worth anything.
14:14Infections can hide deep beneath the skin.
14:17This will find them.
14:19Who was that last doctor?
14:22Dr. Amber Valakas.
14:25Don't really need her name.
14:31Wait.
14:32You're saying that you...
14:35I want her?
14:38Don't know what you want.
14:39Don't care what you want.
14:41I'm married.
14:42So am I.
14:43Even if I wasn't, she's a little too aggressive for me.
14:49Hey.
14:50Aggressive is never a bad thing.
14:56Yeah.
14:58True.
15:06I'm done.
15:08You okay?
15:10Yeah.
15:11We gotta run some more tests.
15:15You can clean yourself up.
15:20Lesion on the liver.
15:22Cystic or solid?
15:23Solid.
15:24Well, you certainly did the right thing by coming to me.
15:26Yes.
15:27I needed a smug oncologist.
15:29An authoritative oncologist.
15:30I hate you.
15:31Tell me why.
15:32I've been scanning literature.
15:33Very interesting study in Sweden.
15:35Apparently, Giovannini's patients mimic whoever they think's in charge.
15:39Any country with that low in age of consent and that higher rate of suicide isn't thinking straight.
15:43I am in charge of our relationship.
15:46It was a surgery.
15:48You were the surgeon.
15:49In that setting, you would pick up my laundry if I asked you to.
15:52Go ahead.
15:53Ask.
15:53Oh, I wouldn't do that to you.
16:08I want all my personal private doctors back right now.
16:12Except for Foreman.
16:13Your team, Foreman included, is dealing with the great mayonnaise panic of 2007.
16:19Frankly, I'm worried it might spread to other continents.
16:27Lesion on the liver.
16:29Possibility.
16:31Why are you doing a pelvic for food poisoning?
16:33I'm sure you said her hoo-hoo burned.
16:40Lesion on the liver.
16:41Ideas?
16:42Start with a biopsy to rule out cancer.
16:43Could be an abscess.
16:45Needle works for that, too.
16:46Unless it's a vascular hemangioma, aspirate that.
16:49He'll bleed out.
16:50We'll kill him.
16:50Bleeds out?
16:51Not what he had.
16:53Had?
16:54Two diagnoses out of three, he lives.
16:56We do nothing.
16:57Three out of three, he dies.
16:58Go stick his liver.
16:59Where's Foreman?
17:00We should...
17:00You need him to draft your letter of resignation?
17:02You're risking our patient's life to get back at Cuddy?
17:05What?
17:05That would be childish.
17:07This is what I'm doing to get back at Cuddy.
17:09Who here doesn't have any health insurance?
17:14Michael Moore was right.
17:16MRIs, pet scans, neuropsych tests, private rooms for all these patients.
17:20Fight the power.
17:26Sorry.
17:27I missed.
17:29I have to reposition the needle.
17:32You're gonna feel another pinch.
17:35You still with me?
17:37I'm here.
17:39You feeling faint?
17:41No.
17:42What's wrong?
17:43It's personal.
17:46You got personal problems?
17:47You got no memory?
17:49I'm in a hospital.
17:51I don't want to be in a hospital.
17:59You're sick, so...
18:01I'm bored.
18:07You ask what's wrong, then you ignore the answer.
18:09Just go on with what you're doing.
18:14You think everything's okay as long as you don't think about it.
18:18Don't deal with it.
18:23Is that blood?
18:25I think it's pus from a fungus.
18:27I have fungus in me?
18:29If you've been in the tropics in the last few months.
18:32I saw this in tsunami survivors.
18:34There's skin grafts that ooze black pus sometimes weeks later.
18:38Trace the fungus back to the sand in the tsunami tides.
18:42That's so cool.
18:47I think the black pus is fungal.
18:49If I'm right, that's where the cold agglutinins are coming from.
18:52That's what's driving his memory loss.
18:54Amber's putting him on amphotericin.
18:56It will cure him.
18:58This makes no sense.
18:59I'm doing blood tests to be sure, but the sooner we get him on...
19:03I'm not talking about the infection.
19:05I'm talking about you letting Tonya Harding administer the treatment.
19:10I'm out of the game.
19:11Why?
19:12A couple of weeks ago, you named me grumpy.
19:14Said I didn't want to be here.
19:15Wanted to be back in the third world.
19:17And you realized I'm right just now?
19:19I got a confirmation.
19:21The patient's nuts.
19:22The patient's unbiased.
19:26The patient has no ax to grind.
19:28The patient is nuts.
19:29I miss my old life.
19:31Helping people who barely have clean water.
19:33Let alone the kind of medicines we waste by the SUV load.
19:36You're nuts.
19:38You're going to be miserable at home, at work, somewhere.
19:41The goal in life is not to eliminate misery.
19:44It's to keep misery to the minimum.
19:46Oh, that's inspiring.
19:49You said you came back to get married.
19:51What does your fiancé do?
19:52She's a court reporter.
19:54Uh-huh.
19:54Well, I'm sure Thailand will have courts any day now.
19:59Someone's going to be miserable sometime.
20:01Accept it.
20:03That's how I stay so happy.
20:06Why do you care if I stay?
20:09You're good.
20:11Don't screw it up just because you're miserable.
20:17I'm going to stay until the patient's cured, which should be in about an hour.
20:32You okay?
20:34I'm not okay.
20:35Which one of us is he mirroring?
20:37Well, if it was you, he'd be inflicting pain on someone else, so...
20:42I'd say he's mimicking whichever one of us happens to be dying.
20:49Heating blanket wasn't keeping him warm enough.
20:51Ordered a whirlpool, got his blood flowing.
20:54So far, it's keeping his rash at bay.
20:55Rash worse equals cold agglutinants worse.
20:59Means what was in his liver was the fungus.
21:01Yeah, labs confirmed.
21:03And it wasn't even pus.
21:04It was just coagulated blood caused by the cold agglutinants.
21:07Which you mistook for a cool fungus that you saw after the tsunami.
21:11Same consistency.
21:12You saw what you wanted to see, not what was there.
21:15Wait a second.
21:16Didn't you quit?
21:18I spoke to my fiancé.
21:20I'm staying.
21:21Of course you are.
21:22Because you're the exact right amount of miserable.
21:25Broad-spectrum antibiotics aren't working.
21:27It's got to be viral or exotic bacteria.
21:29There are a thousand microbes it could be.
21:31We could repeat all cultures.
21:32Maybe we just missed it.
21:33Or we could get an accurate history.
21:45We're working on it.
21:46Well, that'll be a good solace to the widow X.
21:49His car was towed and the tow gate's locked.
21:51Guys must be out on a run.
21:53That's why I sent two of you.
21:54One of you breaks in, the other posts bail.
21:56Getting arrested is not what I'm worried about.
21:58Not a problem.
21:59You know how to kill dogs, right?
22:07So we're back to repeating all the cultures.
22:10Or we get an accurate history.
22:12Didn't we just rule out that possibility?
22:14You guys ever heard any of my metaphors yet?
22:17Come on, sit on grandpa's lap as I tell you how infections are criminals.
22:21The immune system's the police.
22:23Seriously, grumpy.
22:24Get up here.
22:26It'll make us both happy.
22:28Anyway, cops don't just let crooks run free.
22:31They keep fingerprints, mug shots.
22:33The immune system does the same thing, only it calls them antibodies.
22:36We find out what diseases he's had in his life.
22:39Good chance that'll tell us where he's been in his life.
22:42Alice, you're turned through the looking glass.
22:44Let's draw blood and see us out.
22:49Lee, guys.
22:51I haven't signed off on this.
23:06You seem like a good guy.
23:08Cuddy seems decent.
23:09House doesn't.
23:11It means either you're going to give in or Cuddy is.
23:15Either way.
23:17I'm sorry.
23:27Your boyfriend has me at even odds.
23:30So?
23:30Talk to him.
23:31I did.
23:32Said he's just responding to market forces.
23:34He is.
23:35I got a hundred on you.
23:40What do you care what other people are betting on?
23:42If he's trying to screw with me because he's jealous Cuddy didn't ask him to take this job...
23:46Right.
23:46You're figuring he's jealous of your misery.
23:48He's messed up enough to...
23:49The problem is you're not miserable.
23:52That house has been wasting a lot of time.
23:54You've been humiliated.
23:55Treated like crap.
23:56You have every right to be miserable, but you're not.
23:58Because even though this job is insane and house is insane, you like it.
24:03You always have.
24:05You know what's worse than a sanctimonious speech?
24:07A sanctimonious speech that's dead wrong.
24:09See?
24:10You belong with house.
24:16We're going to use your spinal fluid to tell us where you lived.
24:19Cool.
24:20Not really.
24:21It's a poor substitute for an actual history and without...
24:24Nah.
24:25It's cool.
24:28Yes, it is.
24:30I need you to stay as still as possible.
24:33Ignore the pain.
24:34Bring the pain.
24:37I'm not a masochist.
24:39Neither am I.
24:41I know, but I was responding to you, responding to...
24:45Never mind.
24:48I just like experience.
24:49If it's new, it's interesting.
24:51Yeah, not me.
24:53I don't just like new, I gotta have new.
24:55If it's not there, I make it there.
24:57Really?
24:58I'm just easily bored.
24:59There are 300 million people in this country.
25:02If I'm doing exactly what everyone else is doing, then who the hell am I?
25:06You know what I mean?
25:08I'm just about finished.
25:10I like hot tubs.
25:13They're nice.
25:21You don't knock.
25:22Are you putting KY and jelly on his phone receiver?
25:26An exploding snake in his drawer?
25:28No.
25:30Replacing his Vicodin stash with laxatives.
25:33Don't.
25:34Don't stoop to his level.
25:36Why?
25:36Because he's suddenly gonna realize he's no longer 14?
25:39Either I take his garbage forever, or I give him a reason to stop.
25:43You don't have to make him miserable.
25:45Just make him think that he's won.
25:47I'm not gonna fire a foreman.
25:49I said think he's won.
25:51Find some other way to soothe his ego.
25:53If things big enough, you must be able to find some corner to polish.
25:59Where were you two hours ago?
26:03Where were you?
26:10What do you have?
26:11High titers to histoplasmosis.
26:13Probably lived in the Ohio River Valley.
26:15Also weakly positive on coccidio mycosis.
26:18Weak means older.
26:20Means move to Ohio from San Joaquin Valley.
26:24Or he happened to visit California.
26:25It's also positive for Shagas disease.
26:27Central America.
26:28Or he kissed his maid from El Salvador.
26:30Or he sat next to someone from Belize on a flight to Weehawken.
26:34Or he ate lettuce from Honduras.
26:36Yes!
26:37You're right, buzzkill.
26:38This tells us next to nothing.
26:39But since that's on the something side of nothing,
26:41I thought we'd go with it.
26:43His rash is back.
26:44Hot tub isn't hot enough to keep his body warm.
26:47So we take his body out of the picture.
26:49Let's hit him from the inside.
26:50Lipo-poly-saccharide.
27:00LPS won't just give him a fever.
27:02He could hit 110, fry his brain.
27:04Or make him just toasty enough to keep his blood flowing free.
27:07Like my bowels.
27:09You smell that?
27:10Not gonna get sweeter.
27:12You nailed Brennan for seeing what he wanted to see.
27:15You're no different.
27:16But you are.
27:17You used to like this stuff.
27:19You left here because you didn't like what you were turning into.
27:22You like who you are now?
27:23You like being Cuddy's errand boy?
27:26That was just a courtesy flush.
27:28I'm not actually done.
27:33You're gonna induce a fever?
27:35Unless you're willing to don a white t-shirt and hop into the hot tub with him,
27:38I need another way to keep him worn or he dies.
27:40You'd maim him.
27:42I could cure him.
27:43I'm not letting you do it.
27:44You're gonna fire me?
27:47No.
27:51Wait a second.
27:52What the hell was that?
27:54You were won over by my soaring rhetoric?
27:57I basically just threatened to hold my breath.
28:02You never intended to stop me.
28:05You just pretended to stop me so you could pretend to fail to stop me so you could strung my
28:10ego.
28:11Ah.
28:12War doesn't end until Foreman's gone.
28:15Foreman's not going anywhere.
28:17And I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin.
28:20Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?
28:27If we can keep your fever up, we can get you back on dry land.
28:30Feeling okay?
28:34Surprisingly, yeah.
28:36I feel pretty good.
28:37That's not the way fevers usually work.
28:41Nothing around here works the way it's supposed to work.
28:45No kidding.
28:46You're giving me a fever.
28:50Doctors don't give people fevers.
28:52It was necessary to keep your blood flowing.
28:54Yeah.
28:56It was necessary.
29:00And that was all that mattered.
29:05It's exciting, isn't it?
29:08You're happy.
29:12Why wouldn't I be?
29:16Oh.
29:17Hey.
29:18Hey.
29:19You with me?
29:20I need help in here.
29:24Beep in.
29:25We gotta shock him.
29:25Get him out of the water.
29:26How long's he been out?
29:27A few seconds.
29:36He's dry enough.
29:36Not yet.
29:37Try faster.
29:38Ten more seconds.
29:38He'll get brain damage.
29:40Cutter, you arc.
29:40It's waste.
29:41He's dry enough.
29:42Clear.
29:43Shut up.
29:49It worked.
29:51For one of them.
29:57Cardiac arrest.
29:58We were able to shock him back to normal sinus rhythm and cutter nearly into a coma.
30:02So now you've electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire.
30:08I like the dedication.
30:10It wasn't a compliment.
30:11Yeah, it was.
30:11The insult comes now.
30:13You're insane.
30:14You either have an aversion to towels or you want pain.
30:18I think both.
30:18I think he goes back to high school gym.
30:20Anybody think we should discuss which infection is causing the cold agglutinants before they stop his heart again?
30:26Sure.
30:27Why not?
30:29Until they find his car, we have to assume he's traveled to Ohio, California, Central America, and possibly Weehaw.
30:36Nothing on the blood cultures.
30:38Do them again.
30:38Quadruple runtime.
30:41We know the infection is in his heart.
30:43We do a biopsy.
30:45We see polys, we've got bacterial.
30:46Limps, we've got viral.
30:47He just had a heart attack.
30:49Ripping out a piece might kill him.
30:51Yeah.
30:52We biopsy his toe instead.
30:55No.
30:56It's a terrible idea.
30:58Won't tell us anything.
30:59Biopsy his heart.
31:00Come on.
31:01I'll join you.
31:08I got you a job.
31:11Mount Zion Hospital in Boston.
31:14They have a great diagnostics department.
31:17Gilchrist City take you anyway.
31:20That was very nice of you.
31:23Oh, God.
31:24Does everything have to be about you?
31:26Simple math.
31:27I'm not going to back down.
31:29You're not going to back down.
31:29Cuddy's not going to back down.
31:31No one's going to be happy here.
31:33And Cuddy's going to end up pregnant.
31:35What?
31:36Doesn't matter.
31:38Are you sick?
31:39What is you having sex with?
31:40It starts Monday.
31:41I can help you pack.
31:45I don't want the job.
31:49Well, why not?
31:51You're miserable.
31:52Apparently not.
31:54But you're going to be.
31:58Are you smiling?
31:59No.
32:02Do your own stupid biopsy.
32:14His name's Robert Elliott.
32:16He's from Hamilton, Ohio.
32:17Here's everything he had in his trunk and his glove box.
32:25No need for the heart biopsy.
32:27I now know exactly who he is and what he has.
32:31He saved his life.
32:33Really?
32:33No, you idiot.
32:34It's vapor rub and lunch receipts.
32:37We have his name.
32:38We can find his doctor, get his medical records.
32:40It's eight at night.
32:41Biopsy will be faster.
32:43Not fast enough to save him.
32:45And that's hardly the point.
32:49Thirteen.
32:52Is your name Thirteen?
32:56Why did you volunteer to go street walking?
32:58I thought I could help that way.
33:00A black Mormon could help that way.
33:03There's no reason for you to want to be there.
33:05Which means there's a reason you didn't want to be here.
33:08Didn't want to look in the mirror.
33:09I don't want to look in the mirror.
33:20Hi.
33:22Cuddy called.
33:23She needs you to iron her shirts.
33:25We'll take over.
33:28Go ahead.
33:40You might feel a little tug when the catheter's in the heart.
33:43Come on.
33:45Make him feel comfortable.
33:47I've done this procedure dozens of times.
33:49It's completely...
33:50My God.
33:52You are incredibly hot.
33:56I'm not here.
33:57Deal with her.
33:58Are you an idiot?
34:00Do you not think she's hot?
34:02I'm not the alpha here.
34:04She is.
34:04She's my boss.
34:07The rash is back.
34:12Increase the drip.
34:14If you think that's the right thing to do.
34:17This is so frustrating.
34:21I don't think that's me.
34:30Hey.
34:31Get in there.
34:32See how he's doing.
34:33You were just in there.
34:35Apparently, it's impossible to see anything else while I'm in there.
34:38I'm a blinding, white-hot light of power.
34:41Got it.
34:43Pink.
34:44Good size.
34:46Nice specimen.
34:47I'm scared.
34:49It's okay.
34:51It's gonna be okay.
34:54No.
34:57No, it's not.
35:01I'm not interested in how he's doing.
35:03I'm interested in how she's doing.
35:05So get in there and tell me how he's doing.
35:07You think he'll mimic her if I'm in there with her?
35:10You're a powerful, dominating man.
35:12But who knows?
35:13She's gonna get fired before her.
35:14Yes.
35:15You're gonna get fired right now unless you get in there.
35:18Nothing on the biopsy.
35:20And how is he?
35:21His fever's at 106.
35:23I know.
35:24But how is he?
35:26Bitter?
35:27Sexually frustrated?
35:29He's delightful.
35:30Loves the smell of freshly baked boo-bar pie and isn't afraid to love.
35:33Also, his rash is coming back.
35:35He needs the meds and the tub just to keep him stable.
35:38Fine.
35:38Soak him again.
35:39He'll be happy.
35:40Loves hot tubs.
35:41No, you love hot tubs.
35:43Find the rest of the gang.
35:44Tell him to meet me at the Leiter Hall.
35:45I hate hot tubs.
35:48What did you say?
35:50I hate what he likes.
35:55Who else was in there?
35:56No one.
35:58You didn't think they mentioned that?
36:00The guy likes warm, swirling water.
36:02Didn't know that was diagnostic.
36:04It's not.
36:06What it is, is that water hit him and he had a thought.
36:10Not about you, but about him.
36:14We need to splash him some more.
36:39Do I know you?
36:43Well, you look familiar.
36:45You too.
36:47My name's Robert Elliott.
36:51I'm from Hamilton, Ohio.
36:54Me too.
36:58What do you do?
37:01Stuff.
37:02Me too.
37:08Brings you to New Jersey.
37:11Work or vacation?
37:19Work.
37:22What type of work?
37:25I eat out a lot.
37:27I eat out a lot.
37:29I eat out a lot.
37:32I eat out a lot of restaurants.
37:50I eat out a lot of restaurants.
37:55Naughty pine.
37:58Richie's.
38:00I know those places.
38:05They're good, huh?
38:07They're convenient.
38:08For what?
38:10They're on the road.
38:12You're on the road a lot?
38:14No more than you, I suppose.
38:15No more than you, I suppose.
38:18No more than you, I suppose.
38:21To reuse this stuff.
38:25I use it all the time.
38:29I use it all the time.
38:31Yeah, I just said that.
38:35You know, the cool thing about this stuff is, you can do a lot with it.
38:39Soften your skin.
38:41You can treat scrapes.
38:43Naughty stuff.
39:00I use it all the time.
39:01No.
39:01Why did you do that?
39:06because
39:08it doesn't smell like dung
39:13you're saying you like the smell
39:16not really
39:19it just doesn't smell like dung
39:23something else does smell like dung
39:26yeah
39:28dung
39:34you guys ready
39:37now is the time you stare at me
39:39slack-jawed amazement
39:41he sells farm equipment
39:45see
39:46pig lagoons
39:47pig farms
39:49and as every child knows
39:51where you have pigs you have pig poo
39:53but very few children know
39:56where you have pig poo you have
39:57epirithromycin infection
39:59we'll start him on clarithromycin
40:02this time tomorrow
40:03he'll be back to his old self
40:05wherever that might be
40:07it can wait
40:09he has a temperature of 107
40:10it can wait 15 minutes
40:13you know where cuddy is
40:19hi i'm the dean of medicine
40:21hi
40:23i'm the guy who saved your life
40:25so what if it's house
40:27then i take the job at mount zion
40:29there is no job at mount zion
40:31how said that
40:32well if how said it it must be true
40:34i can fire him
40:35i can fire him now
40:36i can fire him tomorrow
40:38i don't even need a reason
40:39she doesn't fire me
40:39she never will fire me
40:41she needs me
40:41he's a good doctor that's all
40:43i respect his expertise
40:44and i
40:44she's hot for me
40:45always
40:46shut up
40:49well that could have been either of us
40:52you have great yabos
40:59still could have been either of us
41:03you lose
41:05seriously
41:06i have always thought
41:08my breasts were one of my best features
41:10man
41:22you all suck
41:25two of you
41:26took 14 hours
41:28to find a car
41:30you
41:31forgot to mention
41:32that a guy with no memory
41:33had memories
41:35you keep on thinking
41:36that insane guys
41:38have hidden wisdom
41:39you're gonna wind up
41:39shooting people
41:40on a subway
41:44something
41:45so
41:46which one of us
41:47sucks the most
41:49it's a tie
41:50between
41:50all of you
41:52we're all fired
41:53none of you
41:54were fired
42:06that was nice of you
42:09sure
42:09why didn't you fire anyone
42:11they're good doctors
42:13all right
42:13why didn't you let brennan quit
42:16he's a good doctor
42:17right
42:18by not letting anyone go
42:20you made six people happy
42:21happy and one person happy and rich
42:24chase won every one of those bets
42:26so either you're just really nice
42:29or
42:29what's your cut
42:32fifty percent
42:34how bad do you want to keep your job
42:37i'll keep my mouth shut
42:40hey
42:43you actually do want to stay
42:44don't you
42:45i think i do
42:48every one of those idiots
42:49got some insight about themselves
42:51from the pig salesman
42:52not one of them did anything about it
42:54people don't learn
42:55they don't change
42:56but you did
42:58you're a freak
42:58you're a freak
42:59you're a freak
42:59you're a freak
42:59you're a freak
42:59you're a freak
42:59you're a freak
42:59you're a freak
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