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00:22Let's stay focused, Johnny.
00:26What are you looking at?
00:28Who is she?
00:31It's Miss Cindy, Zeke's new aide.
00:34What happened to his old aide?
00:35She got married.
00:38So first, you want to rub the glue on the paper in any shape you like.
00:46Why do people get married?
00:48Because they love each other.
00:50Why aren't you married?
00:52I haven't found the person I love yet because I spend all of my time loving you.
01:00Does that mean we can get married?
01:04Well, love comes in many types, and there's lots of it to go around.
01:10Oh, my snow's ruined.
01:13It's not ruined.
01:16Oh, pretty.
01:19See, look, I like the green.
01:21Whoever heard of green snow?
01:22No, it's magical.
01:29Come here.
01:31We'll get you cleaned up, okay?
01:34It's okay.
01:35It's okay.
01:36Oh, are you okay?
01:41Are you okay?
01:46Are you okay?
01:52Hey, hey, hey.
02:36You gonna pay for that?
02:38Nice of you to offer.
02:40Now I'm gonna actually get some cream cheese.
02:4229-year-old teacher.
02:44She works with special needs children.
02:45She...
02:46Love what you're wearing.
02:47Brings out the blue of the case file.
02:49It means it's not from the ER.
02:51So why are you here?
02:52Because Dr. Cuddy is not here.
02:55She's decided to spend some more time at home with the baby for a while,
02:58taking over some of her day-to-day responsibilities,
02:59like babysitting you.
03:02Interesting.
03:03You have your whole life ahead of you.
03:06So why would Cuddy want you to die so young?
03:09She figured I'd spent three years working for you.
03:11I was inoculated.
03:13Good.
03:14Fun.
03:16You get to exercise your newfound power.
03:18I squirm under your thumb, resent the student becoming the teacher,
03:20and then push comes to shove,
03:22and we all get to realize what our real role should be.
03:25Then you put out.
03:28That's why I took the job.
03:4329-year-old special ed teacher.
03:46Cots of blood.
03:48All over Corky.
03:49No dyspnea, no weight loss.
03:52Why are you smirking?
03:54Never thought I'd see the day you were taking orders from Cameron.
03:58Cameron's in charge?
03:59Why did that happen?
03:59You're going to destroy her, aren't you?
04:01I am going to do my job.
04:03If that involves leaving her a rotting pulp.
04:06Cameron's going to mark her territory.
04:08She'll probably overcompensate and destroy you.
04:10Bleeding ulcer.
04:11Scope of the stomach and lungs were clean,
04:12yet she continues to spit up blood from both her stomach and lungs.
04:16That means there's probably something wrong with the blood itself.
04:18Leukemia, Von Willebrand's.
04:20Thoracic tumor's a better fit, arose into her airway and esophagus.
04:23Oh, well, you two, stop it already.
04:25Stop what?
04:26Disagreeing.
04:28Okay, which one of us shouldn't have an opinion?
04:30It's not an opinion.
04:31It's a smokescreen.
04:33Toss out a lame idea instead of agreeing with Foreman's better idea,
04:36because you're worried that'll confirm that he's boldly gone where no man has gone before.
04:42You slept with Foreman?
04:43Sorry, you were busy.
04:44Drop it, house.
04:45We're seeing each other.
04:46End of discussion.
04:47Anything else isn't relevant.
04:48It's extremely relevant.
04:51Apparently, it colors everything.
04:53Now I have no idea if you have differing opinions because you have differing opinions
04:56or because you're just trying to prove that you can think for yourselves.
04:59How about you just judge our ideas on their own merit?
05:02Oh, you don't want me to do that.
05:04We'll run a bleeding time test to confirm our patient's blood is screwy.
05:08And you can come back and pretend to disagree about why.
05:17Time zero?
05:18I'm impressed.
05:19You didn't even flinch.
05:21I just went to my happy place.
05:25We cannot let house anywhere near this woman.
05:27Where is your happy place?
05:29My class.
05:30With them.
05:32Pass the first mark?
05:33It's a great thing you do.
05:34Not really.
05:36You know, most kids, typical children, you hand them a pair of scissors and they cut.
05:41Well, Tony, he's got CP.
05:43And when I gave him scissors, we went on a journey together, learning to get his fingers in those
05:49holes, to hold the scissors apart, to hold the paper.
05:53I mean, when he finally learned to cut, we both just wept with joy.
06:02If you ever meet our boss, just yes or no answers, okay?
06:07Not slow enough.
06:09No sign of clotting.
06:10So there is something wrong with my blood?
06:13Don't worry.
06:13We'll run some lab tests to find out which clotting factor's off, and then...
06:16I'm not worried.
06:18Must be one hell of a happy place.
06:20Mm-hmm.
06:28She's beautiful.
06:30I know.
06:31I'm lucky.
06:32Absolutely.
06:36What's she like?
06:38She's eight weeks old.
06:41Are you asking me about her politics or her sense of humor?
06:43My cousin had a kid.
06:44They acted like they knew the thing from the time it was two minutes old.
06:47I just...
06:48I just thought...
06:49She cries, she eats, and she poops.
06:51She's...
06:55She cries, she eats, and she poops.
07:02What's wrong?
07:06I don't feel anything.
07:10You're tired.
07:11I'm not sleep-deprived.
07:13She sleeps fine.
07:15I'm obviously not hormonal.
07:20I know I'm supposed to feel amazement.
07:24I'm supposed to love her.
07:27I just...
07:29I don't feel anything at all.
07:35Sorry.
07:36Maybe I'm just tired.
07:40Um...
07:40Thank you for stopping by.
07:41I'm okay.
07:43Lisa...
07:45If you're...
07:47I am feeding her, I'm changing her, and I'm burping her.
07:51I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do.
07:54She will be okay.
07:58Please go back to work.
08:11It is the blood, but the clotting proteins aren't the problem.
08:14It's her platelets.
08:15Looked like they had bite marks on them.
08:17So now you're agreeing.
08:19Either you folded because I gave you crap, or you broke up.
08:22We disagree, you blame our relationship.
08:24We agree, you blame our relationship.
08:26Don't you see a problem there?
08:27Yes.
08:28Don't you?
08:28Could be lymphoma.
08:30Not with normal LDH.
08:31ITP fits.
08:32We should start her on methotrexate.
08:34Absolutely.
08:34And total body irradiation.
08:37Because she failed the bleeding time test?
08:39TBI will promote cancers, kill her digestive tract.
08:41Don't forget.
08:42Stop her from bleeding into her brain.
08:44It's premature, reckless, and potentially lethal.
08:47True.
08:47It must be somebody's job to stop me from being reckless and irresponsible.
08:51Nobody can stop me from being premature.
08:58I've got a patient with ITP.
09:00Need to hit her with radiation.
09:02I'm going to have to call you back.
09:04Methotrexate.
09:04Good point.
09:05On the other hand, if she bleeds in her brain, she's going to need a special ed class of her
09:10own.
09:12Fine.
09:15Really?
09:16Yeah.
09:16If you think it's right, do it.
09:18Hmm.
09:20Some people thought you were going to be brutal, marking your terror.
09:23Who?
09:24Nobody.
09:25Just because I call them nobody does make me a racist.
09:28I'm not going to play games.
09:30If you come to me with a request and it makes medical sense, I'll say yes.
09:35I need oral sex.
09:38I'm pretty sure a biological imperative qualifies as medical sense.
09:42Can I return my phone call now?
09:44I don't really see how that's going to be possible.
10:00Patient won't respond to methotrexate.
10:01Bleeding time hasn't improved.
10:03You have a medical dilemma.
10:04For me, I have one for you.
10:05I need a reason to not do total body irradiation.
10:08Other than that Cameron said you can't.
10:10She said I can.
10:11Then why don't we just do it?
10:12Because it's premature, reckless, and potentially lethal.
10:16Then why don't we just don't do it?
10:18Because that would let Cameron in on the fact that I never intended to do it.
10:21This is going to be convoluted, isn't it?
10:23I figured I'd ask for something really crazy, so she'd shoot me down and get the whole
10:26I can control house thing out of her perky little system.
10:29So the next time I went back and asked for something marginally crazy, she would see marginally
10:33reasonable, and she'd say yes.
10:35So, yeah, slightly convoluted.
10:38They're screwed.
10:39Unless we're a radiator.
10:43Without the radiation.
10:44We book the nuclear lab, we fill out the paperwork, we bring the patient down there, we do everything
10:48but flip the switch.
10:50Go.
10:50Do.
10:51Don't flip.
10:52And is there anything we should be doing, you know, to actually help the patient?
10:57Trust me, long term this will help all our patients.
11:00In the short term, double the dose of methotrexate and adprednisone.
11:07Cameron's got the keys to the castle.
11:09It's trial I'm running.
11:11The drug really seems to be working.
11:12She's kind of liking the power.
11:15I think I'm kind of liking her, liking it.
11:17I'm not sure what I'm going to do about 13.
11:19She's sort of dressing like cutting.
11:23She's on a placebo.
11:25Can't possibly know that.
11:27Accidents happen.
11:28I found out.
11:33You cannot tell her you'd be compromising the trial.
11:38She knows she had a 50-50 chance of not being on the drug.
11:41If you feel like you're lying to her, too bad.
11:44I don't want to tell her.
11:48I want to put her on the real drug.
11:50And you want me to tell you that that's okay?
11:53Her trial results are already compromised just from the fact that I know.
11:57As long as she's wasting her time, why not give her something that might actually help her?
12:03Valid point.
12:04Except for the fact that it's a load of crap.
12:09Don't be an idiot.
12:20So, how long until we start the procedure?
12:25We already started.
12:26I told you you wouldn't feel a thing.
12:30You should lie back.
12:31Just stay real still.
12:32I'm afraid there is someone sitting next to you.
12:34Aw, for me.
12:35God, God, God.
12:38I have to pee.
12:40Can we, like, call a timeout for a minute?
12:42Let me go to the bathroom?
12:45Yeah, sure.
12:46We'll just start up again when you're done.
12:49Thanks.
12:50Sorry.
12:51I didn't realize I had to go.
12:53No problem.
12:56Sarah.
13:03No pulse.
13:04Get the paddles.
13:10Clear.
13:14Get a pulse.
13:16It's not ITP.
13:18She clearly doesn't need fake radiation.
13:22No structural defects in her heart.
13:24What about a calcified valve or a patent foramen ovalee?
13:28Transthoracic echo and bubble study show nothing.
13:30Her heart's clean.
13:31The patient said she had to go pee.
13:33Maybe when she got up, she started to urinate,
13:35increased the vagal tone, caused arrhythmia, and stopped her heart.
13:38Who has to go pee in the middle of a nuclear procedure?
13:41It wasn't really a nuclear procedure.
13:42She didn't know that.
13:46People don't die from peeing.
13:49Heavy metal.
13:50Toxin.
13:51Drugs or alcohol.
13:52Or her own body's making a toxin.
13:55Cold agglutinins.
13:56Abnormal protein gets activated by cold temperatures.
13:58Like the classroom with the broken heater and the cold metal table in the procedural.
14:01Oh, for God's sake.
14:02Get her room.
14:04Immerse her in an ice bath.
14:06Cold will activate her cold agglutinins.
14:08Causing her heart to race.
14:09Confirming our diagnosis.
14:10And giving her another heart attack.
14:11Lucky for me, there's a flaxen-haired maiden who loves to say yes.
14:19How in the world could you approve total body irradiation for a patient with possible ITP?
14:23It was the right call.
14:24There is no medical justification for that kind of...
14:26Not medically, no.
14:26Absolutely no medical rationalization.
14:29I had to say yes because House wanted me to say no.
14:33You think he was bluffing?
14:34I'm the new kid.
14:35He had to test me.
14:36Don't get cute.
14:37Don't engage him.
14:39Do not play his games because you will lose.
14:42You hired me to do this job.
14:43Let me do it.
14:47Oh, I'm sorry.
14:49Looks like you guys are in the middle of a conversation.
14:52I can wait till Cuddy leaves.
14:56You are gonna leave soon, aren't you?
14:58I mean, the nurses have got your baby out there.
15:01Not that they're gonna kidnap it or anything, but...
15:03I figured that the new mother brings the baby to work because she wants to listen to all the cooing.
15:08If you're gonna wait, you can wait outside.
15:11Unless the new mother brings the baby to work because she wants to dump the baby.
15:16Because she hates the baby.
15:18And thinks she made a big mistake.
15:24Can't trust that Wilson guy with anything.
15:28Lisa, it's not a big deal.
15:29I was having a bad day.
15:31Is Wilson gonna be in trouble?
15:33For betraying my trust in a vulnerable time?
15:35No.
15:36Why would that bother me?
15:37He was worried.
15:39He had a bad choice.
15:42It's not a big deal.
15:45It seems like crap.
15:46You probably feel like crap.
15:47But it's not.
15:49Legally, you haven't adopted her yet.
15:50There's no obligations, no strings.
15:52It could be undone tomorrow.
15:53Emotionally, you'll feel guilty for a while.
15:56But the kid, she won't even know you existed.
16:00You're saying I should give her back?
16:02Much better than having a mother who doesn't give a crap.
16:07Thanks.
16:09I'm just gonna go drop it off at the pound.
16:17What did you want?
16:22We got a green light.
16:23Go draw the patient's blood.
16:25Why?
16:26See if it clumps in the cold.
16:28She's making you confirm your theory before you treat?
16:30She approved the bath.
16:32Thought we gotta do a test to confirm.
16:34It's more of a yellow light, isn't it?
16:36So she lets you nuke the patient, no problem, but makes you jump through hoops to give her a bath?
16:42Why would she do that?
16:44I think she was playing you.
16:47Go draw the blood.
16:53Didn't realize the nurses allowed any visitors in here.
16:56They don't.
16:58Well, just do these problems and then you have to go, okay?
17:01Okay.
17:02I need to draw some blood.
17:04I had a crush on my teacher in fourth grade and fifth.
17:08It's more that Johnny was a nonverbal autistic.
17:12Then for Sarah, he talks, makes eye contact.
17:16He's like a regular kid.
17:18Since she got sick, he started going back away from us.
17:22I had to bring him in for a visit.
17:24I'll tell you what.
17:26I'll close the blinds so the nurses don't ask questions.
17:28You can stay as long as you want.
17:31We should have the results in about an hour.
17:32I'll be here.
17:38Good job.
17:40One minute and 39 degrees.
17:43Oh, damn.
17:44Sorry.
17:46You all right?
17:48Don't be paranoid.
17:49I feel great.
17:51Didn't expect the meds to work this quickly.
17:53Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
17:55You might not even be on the real truck.
17:57Several patients have shown improvement.
17:59I know my test results have been better.
18:00I know I have more energy.
18:02You ever hear the term placebo effect?
18:05I guess I do have a few reasons to feel good.
18:10But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
18:12You're good.
18:13But not curing Huntington's good.
18:19Good.
18:20Good.
18:28It's clumped.
18:29House was right.
18:30Ice bath's on.
18:33Got sick?
18:36Don't be an idiot.
18:46I know it's hard, but you need to stay in there for three minutes.
18:49No.
18:50It's okay.
18:53You come to procedures now?
18:56Only the ones that might involve stopping the patient's heart.
18:59Cameron tell you to be here?
19:01Shut up.
19:02Tell me about Jonathan.
19:03How'd you get him to come out of hiding?
19:05He was extremely sensitive to touch.
19:07Yet he had a tactile fascination with newspaper.
19:12I mean, he wouldn't read it.
19:14He would just touch it.
19:17Crinkle it.
19:18I thought maybe that was a way in.
19:20Paper mache.
19:22And it was.
19:26He let me into his world.
19:28Please tell her that talking will ruin the test.
19:30All the kids.
19:32I tried to become a part of them and have them become a part of me.
19:37How much longer until a heart attack?
19:39I wanted to be a doctor from the time I was eight years old.
19:41Never wanted to be a pediatrician, though.
19:43Yeah.
19:43They're both talking.
19:45Well, I wanted to be a sociologist.
19:47I was supposed to observe a class.
19:50I was sent to room 214, but I went to room 241 instead.
19:57It was a special ed class, and I just...
20:00Oh, I just felt at home.
20:03Time.
20:04Heart rate's normal.
20:05You can get out now.
20:07It's not cold agglutinins.
20:11I'm not surprised.
20:13She obviously has brain damage.
20:18Seriously.
20:21She screwed up a room number six years ago, and you decide she has brain damage?
20:26Transposed digits.
20:28Classic marker for number confusion.
20:31And she has a lesion in her left parahippocampal region.
20:34I mistyled the phone number this morning.
20:35Must be contagious.
20:36She also forgot to pee before your fake test.
20:39So she has a small bladder.
20:41Shows an inability to predict the future.
20:42Also located in the left hemisphere of the brain, close to the parahippocampal region.
20:47Means the damage is ongoing.
20:48Two subtle clues, six years apart, that's hardly compelling evidence.
20:51I'm compelled.
20:52That's not what this is.
20:53Every time a decent person comes in, you set out to prove that they have brain damage.
20:57I never said her deranged personality was a symptom.
21:00You don't need to.
21:01I've been here five years.
21:02I can hear your thoughts from my apartment.
21:05Can you hear me now?
21:08Move on to another organ.
21:10I did.
21:12The screwed up numbers and forgetting to pee points to her being a human being.
21:15The platelet dysfunction and cardiac arrest points to a pancreatic tumor.
21:18Or multiple sclerosis.
21:23The brain is like the internet.
21:25Packets of information constantly flowing from one area to another.
21:29The plaques in her brain, like a bad server, slow down the flow.
21:33If it's in the parahippocampus, it'll spread to the brain stem.
21:36Which means it'll be the longest next.
21:39Brain biopsy will show you the plaques.
21:41Or we could not cut into her brain.
21:44It's just her pancreas.
21:45We should do an ERCP.
21:47Well, we could settle this with rock, paper, scissors.
21:50But, unfortunately, there are people who adjudicate these disputes.
21:55A pancreatic tumor is much more likely to kill her.
21:57Not this week.
21:58Not next week.
21:59Not next month.
22:00The number of confusion was six years ago.
22:01You don't think we have time for an ERCP?
22:03The heart attack was six hours ago.
22:04Now, maybe it's planning to go into hiding for a couple of years.
22:07Or maybe it's going to hit her lungs.
22:08Stop.
22:10We have to assume it's the brain.
22:13I'll go fire up the biopsy drill.
22:16No.
22:16We have to assume it's the brain until we prove otherwise.
22:19Do an MRI.
22:20T2 images.
22:23Do you want me to do another test?
22:25You should be able to see the MS plaques.
22:27If they exist, you can do your biopsy.
22:32No.
22:36You want to say yes.
22:38You know, you should say yes.
22:39But you also think that this job is about standing up to me.
22:42So you're not going to say yes, you're not going to say no.
22:44You're just going to waste time.
22:46And the patient's brain or pancreas or whatever is wrong with her is not going to wait for you to
22:50impress your boss.
22:51So pick one.
22:52Either him or me.
22:54Do the MRI.
23:10Are you still here?
23:13The whole point of giving Cameron the job was so that you could...
23:15I don't want to go home.
23:26The house told me I should give her back.
23:29Instead of being offended, I would have been wondering if he's right.
23:34He's not.
23:35He never is.
23:37Not when it's anything personal or human or...
23:40No, he's always cold.
23:42He's always an ass.
23:44But he's very rarely just wrong.
23:47I've read every bonding and attachment book there is.
23:52I feel like I'm in prison at home.
23:54I feel like I'm free here.
23:55The parents make sacrifices.
24:00I don't know if I want to.
24:04I'm not proud of this.
24:06I feel terrible.
24:08I feel like a failure.
24:17But she deserves to be loved.
24:21I...
24:22I...
24:22I don't know what to say.
24:29No plaques on the left hemisphere.
24:32Or the right.
24:33Even magnified images of her hippocampal region.
24:35Nothing.
24:38It's surprising.
24:41So can we cancel the biopsy?
24:44Go ahead with the ERCP.
24:51I need to talk to you.
24:53About Remy.
24:54Who?
24:55Thirteen.
24:57What does she call her?
24:58She's on placebo.
25:01And you want to change that.
25:03I'm the last person you'd ever come to for ethical advice.
25:07Literally.
25:08Which means you've already asked every other person.
25:12And no one's giving you the answer you want.
25:14Or I respect your opinion and I want to hear what comes to your mind.
25:17She invited any of her lesbian friends into bed with you.
25:21I was mistaken.
25:23Drug going to cure her?
25:26It looks promising.
25:28Reducing symptoms.
25:29No cure, then.
25:31No cure, then.
25:31So, pros are, you might delay the onset of symptoms.
25:35Give her an extra year, maybe three.
25:37She's still dead before you're 45.
25:39The question is, are those few years worth risking the rest of your life in medicine?
25:47No.
25:49There.
25:50It wasn't so hard, was it?
25:54You're welcome.
25:57Unless you love her.
26:04If you love her, you do stupid things.
26:17Common bile duct is clear.
26:18No filling defects in the biliary tree.
26:21Oh, God.
26:22What?
26:23It's her lungs.
26:24House was right.
26:25O2's house down to 89.
26:26Increase to 100% O2.
26:27Better get out.
26:35Do we have to tell them?
26:43Surgeons were able to drain the pleural effusions.
26:45The patient's breathing on her own, but she's still pretty weak.
26:49Lung failure proves that one of us was right.
26:51Who said brain?
26:53Yes, you predicted that her lungs would fail, but the MRI was negative for MS.
26:57I was right about the where, but not the what.
27:01A picorna virus could cause localized demyelination that the MRI wouldn't pick up.
27:06If we run a nerve conduction study on the surface of her brain, we'll see the dead spots.
27:12You're talking about cutting into her skull?
27:14Actually, I'm talking about cutting off her skull, exposing her brain.
27:18A pancreatic tumor could still fit.
27:20It explains the heart, the blood, and her lungs.
27:22Your RCP was negative.
27:24And she agrees with me because she agrees with me.
27:27Right, sweetie?
27:28All we need is a more sensitive test.
27:30Endoscopic ultrasound.
27:32Just accept that you've been proven wrong.
27:35You were also proven wrong.
27:37Why don't I get a second test?
27:38Because if I'm right about the brain, we don't have time to indulge your wrongness.
27:43Let me know when Cameron says yes to cutting off our patient's skull.
27:47I'll be doing the endoscopic ultrasound.
27:52Good news.
27:54I don't need your approval for some crazy, unproven treatment.
27:58I just need to do a test.
27:59You want to remove your patient's skull?
28:02Remind me to revoke Kuttner's telephone privileges.
28:05I didn't realize that was an AMA-approved treatment for MS.
28:08Not searching for MS, but what set it off?
28:10Equine encephalitis.
28:12Turned a cool breeze of MS into a Cap 5 storm.
28:15I didn't realize your patient was a horse.
28:18There's been human cases.
28:19Not when it's 30 degrees outside.
28:21Transmission is by mosquito.
28:22So she got bitten six months ago.
28:25Or it's some other infection.
28:26Whatever it is, it's running rampant in the left side of her brain.
28:29When I get in there, I'll get you the specifics.
28:31You're asking me to let you cut off the top of someone's head.
28:34I need more than I'll know it when I see it.
28:37So you want proof before you let me go looking for the proof.
28:39This is the test.
28:40You have to give me something.
28:46Cuddy's going to love you.
28:48Patient, on the other hand, is going to hate you until the day she dies next week.
28:54I say this idiot will probably forgive you.
29:06Are you going to help or what?
29:08I want kids.
29:11Um, I think these kids are already spoken for.
29:14Not now.
29:16But since we're dating, I just thought you should know.
29:20I thought because of your illness.
29:21So did I.
29:24Even when I didn't know if I had it or not, I just assumed I couldn't take the chance.
29:28But now, even though I know I have it, it feels like an option.
29:47You really don't have to keep buying me things.
29:49Just open it.
29:55This is nice.
29:59The picture is actually your gift.
30:05That's your baby.
30:07I took her picture to one of those places that does that age enhancement thing.
30:10And according to the kid who works there, this is a pretty good approximation of what your daughter will look
30:15like 18 years from now.
30:17That's, uh, sort of cool.
30:20Right now, she's just this weird little creature that sleeps and poops and cries.
30:26But that is who she's going to be.
30:31You will be teaching her how to ride a bike, giving her advice about friends and school and having her
30:37heart broken.
30:38She'll ignore most of it.
30:39But some of it will stick.
30:41You're going to be there for her through all of that.
30:45You just have to get through this part.
30:47That's all.
30:53It's very sweet.
30:59I'll pay you back for the photo.
31:03Don't worry about it.
31:04It's just the picture that came with the frame.
31:06You can chuck it.
31:18Kid with a raging viral syndrome and three dead mosquitoes.
31:25I'm going to have to storm the best deal.
31:26Well, these aren't mosquitoes.
31:30Fruit flies.
31:31Close enough.
31:32Acute viral nasopharyngitis.
31:35One of her students has the common cold.
31:38Team's not what it used to be.
31:40On the other hand, cutting around his endoscopic ultrasound, didn't find peep.
31:44So disproving it's her pancreas proves it's her brain.
31:46Yes.
31:48You used to do this job, remember?
31:50That's what you used to pass for evidence.
31:52Now I do this job.
31:53You brought me three dead bugs and a runny nose.
31:55I can't find you the proof you want because it's trapped inside her head.
31:58And the only way I can get at it is to cut it open and rip it out.
32:00Which is apparently the one test you won't let me run.
32:02So either I do this or I do nothing.
32:04What do you want me to do?
32:06Say yes just because your house?
32:10I'd certainly like that.
32:11Yeah.
32:19Yes.
32:32Cameron actually said yes?
32:34Nope.
32:35I'm just obsessive about clean cuticles.
32:37Falling off the top of her skull and placing electrodes on her brain is insane.
32:41Right.
32:42We should be retesting her pancreas for the umpteenth time.
32:44You're skipping steps because it's Cameron.
32:46You haven't figured her out yet and you want to see how far you can push her.
32:48Skipping steps because our patient is skipping steps on the way to being dead.
32:52If you've got a better idea.
32:53We should remove her spleen.
32:55Splenic lymphoma explains the damaged platelets, the heart, the lungs.
33:00This doesn't work.
33:02Spleen's all yours.
33:04Plus I kill her of course.
33:07Not only will this allow us to clock your brain's processing speed, you'll also get free cable for the first
33:14three months.
33:15What's this?
33:17A blue car.
33:19Is that part of the test?
33:21Nope.
33:21My lease is up next month.
33:23You like?
33:25I'm going to ask you a series of questions designed to stimulate left brain function.
33:29Logic, reasoning, problem solving.
33:32Or as my mentor, old Ben, liked to call it, the dark side.
33:37We find slow areas when we found damage.
33:39We treat when you go home.
33:40Ready?
33:41I nod yes, but I can't move my head.
33:45This pen is red.
33:47Its ink is red.
33:48Is all ink red?
33:51No.
33:51Nerve conduction is 12.8 meters per second, right within range.
33:55Cameron's letting him cut into our patient's skull based on nothing but dead bugs and someone else's runny nose.
34:00There are two pints and a quart.
34:01Four quarts and a gallon.
34:03How many pints and five gallons?
34:05House.
34:06Step away from the patient.
34:09Who's that?
34:15That's my old boss.
34:17And by old, I don't mean former.
34:19Insulting me is not going to make me go away.
34:21You're not here.
34:22Obviously, I'm not trying to make you go away.
34:25Hint.
34:26The answer is a number.
34:27Um, 40?
34:3012.4 meters per second.
34:32Conduction is still normal.
34:33Dr. Cameron, you're actually assisting him with this?
34:36Yes, because I'm actually familiar with this case.
34:39Well, I'm familiar enough to know that cutting into this woman's brain is not necessary.
34:43Is she serious?
34:44She's certainly not funny.
34:46Put the phone down.
34:48Pick up the baby.
34:49Make us all happy.
34:51Okay, settle down, baby.
34:52It's okay.
34:53We'll be done in a minute.
34:55House, I can't call security.
34:56I can...
34:57BP's dropping.
34:58Get it back up.
34:59I got a whole stack of these.
35:00You're 10 cc's dopamine.
35:02Already am, thanks.
35:03Your baby needs you a lot more than we do.
35:05You aren't hungry.
35:06You aren't wet.
35:07You don't know what it is.
35:08Oh, that is so annoying.
35:11Can you make it stop?
35:12The baby's crying is annoying you?
35:14That's her nerve conduction.
35:1614.3.
35:17It's actually speeding up.
35:19Butter BP's 80 over palp.
35:20We're going to have to stop.
35:22That doesn't make any sense.
35:24The fact that you're wrong doesn't make any sense, or the fact that I believe that you
35:27were right.
35:27BP's still dropping.
35:28She's going to stroke.
35:30Giving her 10 more cc's.
35:32I'm putting an end to this.
35:36Okay, Rachel, quiet down.
35:39I need you to be quiet.
35:41Please, turn that phone off.
35:44Why does the baby annoy you, but no one else does?
35:47I mean, you're right about her.
35:49I don't know what you want.
35:51I will give you anything that you want.
35:53I don't know what it is.
35:57Tell me, please.
35:58Just help me.
35:59Please.
36:07Really?
36:10That worked.
36:15She's stable.
36:16Well, we're finished here.
36:19Close her up.
36:22Mom?
36:33How long until we can perform the splenectomy?
36:36Can't dose her with anesthesia until the last batch completely clears.
36:39How come the baby annoyed her?
36:41We should get her in there as soon as we can.
36:43Two hours at least.
36:44Her blood pressure's in the tank.
36:45I hope she lasts two hours.
36:48What was different?
36:51Our patient loves all things annoying.
36:55She loved this conversation.
36:57She's an earth mother.
36:59Takes in the freaks and rejects of humanity and tells them they're A-OK.
37:03So what was different?
37:05Her head was open.
37:07When you were asking her questions, a baby was crying.
37:11She had low blood pressure.
37:14According to the laws of physics, low blood pressure causes lightheadedness, chest pain.
37:20But not annoyance.
37:39move your feet
37:41you decided to keep her
37:43thank you for telling me
37:44you can go now
37:50I talked to her
37:52you're connected
37:54you talked at her
37:56had a chemical reaction
37:58you're trying to annoy me
38:00I'm trying to explain you
38:01I know it doesn't make any sense but
38:04it was real
38:05it was there
38:08you want to hold her
38:10come say hi
38:13you may go bond
38:26is that cute
38:27a little
38:30if I threw up
38:31I mean you'd be pissed
38:33your puke isn't as cute
38:35that's because of your hips
38:38if she would have just gestated a little longer
38:40your stomach sphincter would be fully mature
38:43but no
38:43you have to walk upright
38:45which means that baby's head is too big for mommy's hips
38:48and by the way
38:48your hips may be an evolutionary improvement
38:51so we've evolved to find baby puke cute
38:55because otherwise we'd kill them all
38:57before they became functional
39:06bonding's over
39:08I gotta go see another baby
39:14so I can just live
39:15spleen free
39:17plenty of people live perfectly normal lives without
39:19spleen's fine
39:20it's not her brain
39:22of course it's her brain
39:24you looked at her brain
39:25you took off her skull
39:26you found nothing
39:27didn't look in the right part
39:31didn't look in the heart part
39:34in the womb
39:36blood has to bypass the lungs
39:38since they don't work yet
39:40when we're born
39:41we take our first big breath
39:43lungs expand
39:44the ductus closes
39:46yours didn't
39:50she has a patent ductus arteriosus
39:53when you get stressed
39:56your blood pressure goes up
39:57and forces open the ductus
39:59blood takes a little detour
40:01makes a leak from your nose
40:03your stomach
40:04your lungs
40:05and more significantly
40:07keeps it flowing to the right side of your brain
40:09and away from your left
40:12which means that when you get stressed
40:14you get unstressed
40:16that's why you're so good with those annoying kids
40:19and why when your blood pressure dropped
40:22we're able to identify
40:24cutty as an annoying human being
40:27good news is
40:28we can fix the heart
40:32bad news for the annoying kids
40:41she's incredible
40:42thank you
40:46great work today
40:48should trust your instincts
40:49i will in the future
40:53i quit
40:56i think i just apologized
40:59if you want
41:00i can get down on my knees
41:01it's not because of you
41:02i approved
41:03an insane procedure
41:05with no proof
41:07no evidence
41:08you made the right call
41:10the problem
41:11was a brain problem
41:12without the procedure
41:14house never notices
41:15the increased left brain function
41:16she'd be dead
41:17if you hadn't said yes
41:18i know
41:19but
41:23i'll always say yes to house
41:25i studied under him
41:27he's in my head
41:28and if you gave anyone else this job
41:30they would always say no
41:31because
41:33well
41:33because they should
41:35house isn't saying
41:38which leaves me
41:43i'm sorry
41:47how
41:49can it be
41:52we are
41:53okay bud
41:56it's okay bud
41:57come here
41:58oh i missed you so much
42:01i missed
42:05oh
42:06yeah
42:07oh
42:10yeah
42:11die
42:27can you hear
42:30them calling me
42:37in the rusted dawn
42:40of a thousand
42:42he
42:46goes by
42:55all i can say
42:58when the band begins to play
43:00there's no angel on my side
43:03and i will meet you all the time
43:07and i will see you next time
43:07coming
43:07uh
43:08next time
43:08in the rusted
43:09the band
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