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00:10You okay?
00:12I'm thinking.
00:13Thinking's not gonna get you to the top.
00:15Mom, you're supposed to be encouraging me.
00:17No, I'm supposed to be coaching you.
00:19The slower you go, the more tired you're gonna get.
00:29There's a hold about a foot above you on the left.
00:31I know.
00:35Nice grab.
00:38Keep going. You're almost there, babe.
00:39I can't. My calf's cramping.
00:41You need to get off the toes. Get on the ball of your foot.
00:43I can't.
00:44Yes, you can. You can get all the way to the top.
00:53It's okay, I got you. You all right?
00:55Looks like you were wrong.
00:56Yeah, but you did awesome.
00:57That's the highest you've gotten. I'm proud of you.
01:00I don't feel so good.
01:01Okay, come on down.
01:04Mom?
01:07Mom, are you okay?
01:15Oh, my God.
01:21You all right?
01:22My arm. I think I broke it.
01:24Don't move.
01:24Oh, Jane, I'm so sorry.
01:26What happened to the rope break?
01:27No. My hands. I can't move them.
02:08She's been to an ortho, two neuros, and an immunologist. None of the treatments have had any effect.
02:14You think it's over?
02:15It's getting worse.
02:16Last neurologist found intermittent numbness
02:17in both arms as well as the hand paralysis.
02:19I meant the game.
02:20You think he's going to keep all four of us?
02:22He said he would.
02:23No sign of upper motor neuron involvement.
02:25He lies.
02:26My ears are burning.
02:29Tell him you're done firing people.
02:31Well, if I lie, that would be little reassurance.
02:34Dr. Kuttner, who told you that it would be a good idea
02:37to put up superficial representations
02:39of a hypocritical season celebrating a mythical figure?
02:43It wasn't me.
02:44He lied.
02:47Homie knows better.
02:48Jaime doesn't care.
02:49And Huntington's would have done a better job.
02:51I don't have Huntington's.
02:53That you know of.
02:54Why would you?
02:54Because I got sued when I called you Honey Buns.
02:57Am I fired if I put up...
02:59The point of the game was to scare us.
03:00Telling us it's over isn't scary.
03:02Therefore, he has no reason to say that unless it's true.
03:06Good.
03:07Then can we do a secret Santa?
03:10I liked you better 15 seconds ago
03:11when you were afraid for your job.
03:13So who's sick?
03:1435-year-old single mom.
03:16It's an odd presentation of paralysis.
03:18Is there any history of drug use?
03:19No.
03:20She says there's no history.
03:22She's not a liar.
03:24Okay, this is going to be a tough case.
03:26I have almost no knowledge of alien physiology.
03:29Everyone lies, but there's an exception to every rule.
03:31Actually, there isn't.
03:32That's kind of what makes it a rule.
03:33The patient's mother died of breast cancer when she was seven.
03:35She never even knew her mom was sick.
03:37She promised herself she would never hide anything from her own daughter.
03:41Oh, I didn't know she'd promised.
03:43And we're not her daughter.
03:46The patient inherited the BRCA1 mutation from her mom.
03:48She had a prophylactic double mastectomy ten years ago.
03:50She lied about it.
03:51She told her co-worker.
03:52She told her kid.
03:53She lied to the world.
03:55Reconstructive surgery is designed to convince people to...
03:57She didn't get reconstructive surgery.
04:00Okay, we can rule out breast cancer.
04:02Actually, I was going to rule it in.
04:03Paralysis could be paraneoplastic.
04:05Even the best surgeon can't remove every cell and breast tissue.
04:11MRI, what's left of her chest.
04:12Set the machine to scan for irony.
04:16I'm going to go redo the patient history.
04:23Your mom tell you about all the drugs she does?
04:26She smokes pot once in a while, but not in a long time.
04:30What about you?
04:31How would that make her sick?
04:32Are you a doctor?
04:34I'm 11.
04:36That's not an answer.
04:38It's an evasion.
04:40Drinking?
04:41You ever sneak a drink?
04:42I don't do any of that stuff.
04:44It's bad for you.
04:46I understand why you don't want your mom to know.
04:48But I'm her doctor.
04:49I would tell my mom.
04:51And I would tell you.
04:53Why?
04:53Because she would never lie to me.
04:58What's her favorite way to have sex?
05:01I don't get what sex has to do with breast cancer.
05:04Are you a doctor?
05:06Did you go to med school since the last time I asked?
05:08You just think we've got to be lying to this.
05:09White lies?
05:10What are those?
05:11Those are lies we tell to make other people feel better.
05:14I don't lie.
05:16Rationalizations?
05:16What are those?
05:17Those are lies we tell to make ourselves feel better.
05:19No, we don't...
05:21Lies of a mission?
05:25Saddle bronc or doggie.
05:28That's sex talk.
05:31She used to like being on top, but now she likes to be on her stomach.
05:38That way she doesn't have to see them looking at her scars.
05:49It's child abuse.
05:51Honesty?
05:52There's a reason that everybody lies.
05:54It works.
05:55It's what allows society to function.
05:57It's what separates man from beast.
05:59Oh, I thought that was our thumbs.
06:01You want to know every place your mom's thumb has been?
06:03I'm sorry, I missed rehearsal.
06:04Am I taking the truth is good side?
06:07Don't you usually take that part?
06:08Lies are a tool that can be used either for good...
06:11No, wait, I got a better one.
06:13Lies are like children.
06:14Hard work, but they're worth it, because the future depends on them.
06:19You are so full of love or something.
06:24When you care about someone...
06:26You lie to them!
06:27You pretend that they're constant, ponderous musings are interesting.
06:31You tell them they're not losing their boyish good looks or becoming worn out.
06:35I stand corrected.
06:36And may I say, it's been a real pleasure chatting with you.
06:38Accilla's clean.
06:39Surgical margins look clear.
06:41No lymphadenopathy.
06:42No masses.
06:43No nothing.
06:43It's not cancer.
06:46We need a new theory.
06:48You catch her lying?
06:49Not yet.
06:50Wouldn't no have been a shorter answer?
06:52Wouldn't you not talking have made this a shorter conversation?
06:55Kid says mom's a slut.
06:56She called her mom a slut?
06:57No, I called her mom a slut.
06:59She jumps anything with a pull and a pulse.
07:01Not that I'm judging here.
07:02Given her medical history, I'm actually impressed.
07:04Maggie already admitted to having multiple sexual partners,
07:06which is why we already tested for and ruled out syphilis
07:08and any other STD that could have caused her symptoms.
07:10STDs aren't the only risk in risky sex.
07:13The problem in sleeping with strangers is they're strange.
07:16We'll follow up with any recent partners.
07:18Send Foreman and Taub.
07:19They're better liars.
07:20We're likely to get to the truth.
07:29You think I drugged her?
07:31Use a coaster.
07:32We're not cops.
07:33Legally, we don't care one way or another.
07:36But we need to know the truth so we can help her.
07:38I'd known her for less than an hour,
07:39and she offered to take me home.
07:40There was no need to drug her.
07:44Not that I would.
07:47She's gonna be okay, right?
07:49As long as she doesn't have to pick up or hold anything.
07:52I'm sorry.
07:53I just had the floors done.
07:54Reclaimed pine.
08:00You always this thirsty?
08:02I don't know.
08:04Water's supposed to be good for you, right?
08:07Dehydration, anxiety, aggression.
08:09I'm not aggressive.
08:10Spastic Korea in his right hand.
08:13What about my hand?
08:14How much do you weigh? About 180, 190?
08:16180. What is this?
08:16If you took what she did, it could take longer to hit you.
08:19It might affect you differently.
08:21But you didn't give her anything, right?
08:24She was really drunk.
08:27I just gave her some E to help enhance things.
08:31Have any of it left?
08:34Is my hand gonna be okay?
08:36There's nothing wrong with it.
08:37We lied.
08:39We lied.
08:44I've had a sore throat for a few days now.
08:47My stomach's also been bothering me.
08:49I think my glands are swollen.
08:52St. Nicholas?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Patron zine of children.
08:57Also seamen, merchants, archers, prostitutes, and prisoners.
09:00Must have been pretty hard-working.
09:03Or just a critted hog.
09:05Open wide.
09:08Say ah.
09:09Ah.
09:10You have strep.
09:12Is it contagious?
09:14Hold it for the next 24 hours as long as you take the antibiotics.
09:17How contagious?
09:19Take a personal day.
09:20I can't.
09:23I'll write your pimp a note.
09:25My pimp?
09:26You're tested for AIDS every three months.
09:29And your necklace.
09:31Prostitutes wear religious symbols.
09:33I think they just like kneeling.
09:36You don't have the skin of a semen, the fingers of an archer, the clothes of a merchant, or the
09:41attitude of an ex-con.
09:42So just leaves one left.
09:44Two, actually.
09:47But I'm not a child, am I?
09:56Well, give me your long baby.
10:01You owe me 50 bucks.
10:03You owe me half a lap dance.
10:05It's for the nurse's holiday bonus.
10:07I know you got the memo.
10:08I got the memo last year.
10:10I want to hire 40 more fellows.
10:12You already fired the ones you hired?
10:14They work better when they're scared.
10:15You were right.
10:16I slipped her ecstasy.
10:18You have any symptoms?
10:19No.
10:20Cutting to starting the patient on hemodialysis, and 13's in the lab trying to figure out what the guy put
10:24in the drugs.
10:27See?
10:29Clear, simple statement of facts describing their cooperation with absolutely no attitude or fear.
10:34Something's got to be done.
10:36Oh, yeah.
10:39How are you feeling?
10:40I still can't move my hands.
10:42It'll take a few more hours to cycle all your blood through the machine.
10:45What just happened?
10:48Nothing.
10:49What's wrong?
10:49What do you mean?
10:50The lights just went out.
10:52Didn't they?
10:54What did you do?
10:55Is this from the drugs?
10:57Most of the drugs should be out of your system by now, and our drugs would...
10:59I can't see.
10:59Do something!
11:00I can't see!
11:03I can't see!
11:09Nothing in the ecstasy except ecstasy.
11:11Well, that never hurt anybody.
11:13Can't make them blind days later.
11:15Just go homey with a Y.
11:17I want to be respectful.
11:20You're actually going to let us do Secret Santa?
11:21Not just you guys.
11:23I like presents, too.
11:27Pick a name.
11:29Why are you doing this?
11:30See, this is why no one likes your people.
11:32The notion of picking one time of the year to be decent to other people is obscene, because
11:37it's actually validating the notion of being miserable wretches the rest of the year.
11:40So you think this is the part of the year that screwed up?
11:43On the other hand, you are now a team.
11:45You've got to work together.
11:46The simple fact is, giving people crap makes people like people.
11:48So spend 25 bucks.
11:50Learn to love.
11:52Blindness could be a complication from the hemodialysis.
11:54No, the dial-asic composition was within range.
11:58Sweet.
11:59Interesting.
12:00The dial-asic composition just indicates...
12:01It indicates nothing.
12:02I was referring to his reaction to the name he got.
12:04I was pleased.
12:05I thought it'd be fun to buy for.
12:06Means there's someone here it wouldn't be fun to buy for.
12:09I wonder who.
12:11Pick a name.
12:12Then go check out the patient's house.
12:18Interesting.
12:19We're wasting time going to the home.
12:21Kern-Sayers syndrome fits the symptoms.
12:23No family history of Kerns.
12:25Go to their house.
12:26You would have told us if there were any other drugs.
12:27You met her.
12:28She couldn't have been more candid.
12:29You're absolutely right.
12:30Go to their house.
12:31MS or vascular problem fits better.
12:32They could affect hands and eyes.
12:35Fine.
12:36Do an MRI, check for MS.
12:37And a fluorescein angiogram of her eyes
12:39to see if we missed a bleed somewhere.
12:41Oh, and whoever goes to their house,
12:44get me their computers.
12:45You talk to your kid about sex,
12:47so she'll think you're being open about everything.
12:49Keeps her from asking questions about things
12:51you don't want to talk about.
12:52That's right.
12:52Her honesty proves just how dishonest she is.
12:55Yes!
12:56Exactly who I wanted.
12:57This is gonna be fun.
13:04A dime may sting when it enters your bloodstream.
13:08Are you scared, Mom?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Are you?
13:11Yeah.
13:13Are they?
13:15They don't look scared.
13:17Either they're confident, or they just don't care.
13:19We're confident.
13:21Okay, if I shift you a bit,
13:23get you into position.
13:32Your boss is weird.
13:34Yeah, he is.
13:36He thought he'd get information
13:38you may not have been telling us by...
13:40Being a jerk?
13:41He'd be surprised how often it works.
13:43Choroidal flush looks good.
13:45Why would people lie to a doctor?
13:48Dozens of reasons to lie.
13:49Only one reason to tell the truth.
13:50You're never even tempted?
13:53I mean, lies do sometimes smooth things out,
13:57make life easier.
13:58Yeah?
13:59Your life easy?
14:01Not even close.
14:04Dyes reach the retinal capillary bed.
14:06No leakage.
14:08That's good, right?
14:10It means it's not a vascular problem.
14:13What?
14:14A vascular problem we could fix.
14:20They look worried now, Mom.
14:26What's with the secret Santa?
14:28You trying to bring them together?
14:29I'm gonna drive them apart.
14:31With gift giving?
14:33Conflict's built right into the name.
14:34Santa's about sharing.
14:35Secret's about withholding.
14:38Aside from the Trojan horse,
14:40gifts don't usually...
14:41Did she get your wife
14:42for your final anniversary?
14:44Uh, sweater.
14:46She hated it.
14:47She loved it.
14:48You didn't buy it.
14:50I gave her some cash.
14:54And...
14:55Gifts allow us to demonstrate
14:56exactly how little we know
14:58about a person.
14:59And nothing pisses off a person
15:00more than being shoved
15:01in the wrong pigeonhole.
15:05I'm thinking of spending a few extra bucks
15:07on my secret Santa.
15:08Bad idea.
15:09You mind if I tell House
15:10you ask him for the key
15:11instead of breaking in?
15:12Yes, I do.
15:12Just another five bucks.
15:14Five will be ten.
15:14The key's proof she doesn't
15:15have anything to hide.
15:16The key is proof I didn't do
15:17exactly what House told me to do.
15:18And what do you care
15:19if it's another fifteen?
15:20I'm gonna tell him.
15:21Who are you so anxious to please?
15:22Not you.
15:24You really think you're gonna prove
15:25people are capable of honesty
15:26using a mother and daughter
15:27you've known for one day?
15:29I'm not the one who's based
15:29his entire world view
15:30on the proposition.
15:31If I'm wrong, so what?
15:33If he's wrong.
15:37So you've got Huntington's?
15:39Nope.
15:40But House said that...
15:40If I wanted to talk about it,
15:41why didn't I bring it up?
15:45The floor saying the NG grammar's clear.
15:47No leaks, no lesions.
15:48Definitely not a vascular problem.
15:51Someone get their birthdays
15:52out of the file.
15:54Have you tried leaving it blank?
15:58Tough to get into the head
16:00of someone who actually
16:00trusts people, huh?
16:03Found both computers
16:04in an office
16:04on a desk they share.
16:06No sign of macular degeneration
16:08or optic neuritis.
16:09Her eyes are completely normal.
16:10Except she can't see out of them.
16:12So she says...
16:14Find anything on the MRI?
16:16No sign of plaques
16:17is not a mess.
16:18You haven't found anything
16:19abnormal on any test.
16:20Except she can't see
16:21or move her hands.
16:21So she says...
16:23You can't lie
16:23about flaccid paralysis.
16:26Maybe she's not lying.
16:28Her brain is.
16:29What if it's a conversion disorder?
16:31Lacks personal boundaries.
16:35Promiscuous.
16:36Inappropriate obsession
16:37with truth-telling.
16:39Certainly sounds
16:40like a side case.
16:42Cool.
16:43I'll set up a psych consult
16:44starter on antidepressants.
16:45Nope.
16:48Her mind is tricking her body.
16:51It needs to trick her mind.
16:54Or even better.
17:00You don't need her.
17:01I know.
17:02Then this serves
17:02no medical purpose.
17:04You have a genetic defect.
17:05Choose to ignore it.
17:06This woman has a genetic defect.
17:08Chooses to butcher herself
17:09to be safe.
17:11Yet what you claim
17:11to be fascinated by
17:12is her honesty.
17:14Interesting.
17:15You claim to want the truth.
17:17And then you screw with people
17:18who actually live by it.
17:20Pathetic.
17:21Hey.
17:21I gave you credit
17:22for interesting.
17:24You're protecting her
17:25because you're jealous
17:26she did what you couldn't.
17:29I need you.
17:32I'm not lying to her.
17:33Fine.
17:34Keep your mouth shut.
17:35I still need you.
17:36If it doesn't work,
17:36you gotta hold the kid down
17:38until someone else
17:39finishes lying to Mom.
17:41That does actually
17:42serve a medical purpose.
17:49Jane.
17:51I have to lie
17:53because she trusts me?
17:54If you show doubt,
17:55placebo treatment won't work.
17:57If it's just depression,
17:59that's good news, right?
18:00A lot of great medications.
18:02So why can't we
18:02just give her those?
18:03Why do we have to lie to her?
18:05Because we might be wrong.
18:08Those medications
18:09take a long time at work
18:10and since your mom's
18:10condition's declining,
18:12there's a chance
18:13the drugs won't tell us
18:14anything until it's too late.
18:17My mom's not depressed.
18:19She's hiding it from you.
18:20No.
18:22She only...
18:23She's doing what
18:23every good mom does.
18:24Protecting her child
18:25from bad news
18:26that she can't do anything about.
18:27My mom's never lied to me.
18:29You don't know how to lie.
18:31You don't know how to tell
18:32when you're being lied to.
18:38Maybe you're right.
18:40I know it.
18:40I was lying.
18:42I know how to lie.
18:45I just won't do it to my mother.
18:53You like foosball?
18:57Until the treatment
18:58of your infectious
18:59parapheresis takes effect,
19:01Jane can't come back
19:01into the room.
19:02I've already been inoculated.
19:03Can she have it already?
19:05Don't worry.
19:06It's a very effective treatment.
19:08You should be feeling better
19:08in a matter of minutes.
19:14Don't you think Jane
19:15deserves a few secrets?
19:16Some personal space?
19:19Room to, uh,
19:20make her own mistakes?
19:21She makes plenty of mistakes.
19:24Only difference is
19:25I'm there to help her
19:25through them.
19:26But she's got to know
19:27you're looking over her shoulder.
19:29It's got to stifle her.
19:30I knew the world
19:30would be a better place
19:31if everybody always acted
19:33like their mom
19:33was looking over their shoulder.
19:38I knew the world
19:47I want to go see my mom.
19:49She's sleeping.
19:50Why don't we just double
19:50the amount we can spend?
19:51Nope.
19:52Can't afford another 25?
19:53We allow people 50,
19:54people will spend 60.
19:55Ah, so you can't afford
19:56another 35.
19:57You must really like
19:58who you got.
19:58Or really dislike.
20:02My mom always gives
20:03the best presents
20:04to the teachers
20:04I get along with the worst.
20:08No.
20:13How do you know, Mel?
20:15I know you didn't get house.
20:18I know you didn't get house.
20:21You gave them all your name?
20:22Mm-hmm.
20:23Figured I could
20:24sew some dissension
20:25and get a few ties and sweaters.
20:28What happens when they find out?
20:29It's secret, Santa.
20:32What happens when they find out?
20:34They'll argue about
20:35what to do with that information.
20:37Ties are less important
20:38than the dissension.
20:40We still have to buy him something.
20:41Not a chance.
20:42We weren't supposed to discuss this.
20:43We're not supposed to know.
20:44He's not supposed to put
20:44his name in there five times.
20:46He wants presents.
20:48It's sad.
20:49It's pathetic.
20:51I'm still buying him a present.
20:53No, you're not.
20:56Fine.
21:07What's wrong?
21:08I think it's getting worse.
21:11I can't breathe.
21:13I need a nurse in here.
21:20Her lymph nodes are cutting off her airway.
21:21We got to incubate.
21:49We got to incubate.
21:51Woo-hoo!
21:51She's shrunken with alcohol.
21:52She's breathing on her own now.
21:54Well, that sucks.
21:564,300 saved emails
21:58and not a single mention
21:59of lesbionic Sanchez or Mangina.
22:02Swollen lymph nodes
22:03means it wasn't psychological.
22:05Who's that from?
22:07Santa.
22:08Obviously.
22:08As you know, I worship him.
22:10No, wait.
22:11I mean, Satan.
22:12I always get him confused.
22:14What is an alpine butterfly?
22:17Why is she learning how to do one?
22:19House, we already have a full history.
22:21You don't need to waste time.
22:22It's a climbing knot.
22:23What does she use it for?
22:24Try bondage.
22:25I did once.
22:26She just tied me down
22:28and whined about how hard it is
22:29to be dean of medicine.
22:30Gyms aren't exactly pristine.
22:32Could be a fungal infection.
22:33Seriously, who's her phone?
22:34No fever, no elevator, white count.
22:36Ah!
22:37That's funny.
22:38Friends sent her a Garfield cartoon.
22:40That cat sure does love lasagna.
22:42House.
22:44Stop obsessing.
22:46If it weren't for my obsessions,
22:48you wouldn't know that she has sarcoidosis.
22:5218 months ago, she sold her Stairmaster.
22:54She was only two months old.
22:56Now, either she needed the cash
22:57or climbing stairs was getting more difficult.
23:0012 months ago, she canceled a hiking trip.
23:03Now, either she just wanted to sit home and watch TV
23:05or walking was getting more difficult.
23:07She's been suffering joint pain for the last two years.
23:11Pull my ribbon,
23:12if you know what I mean.
23:13ACE levels are too low for sarcoidosis.
23:17That's not what I meant.
23:19Could just be an inactive phase.
23:21It's not Christmas yet.
23:22I remembered.
23:22I'm not a Satanist.
23:23I'm a druid.
23:24No lung involvement.
23:25Yet.
23:25We need a bronchialveolar lavage to confirm it.
23:28That's a shame.
23:28I'm not going to surprise her with one for Christmas.
23:33Wow.
23:35Now, either that costs more than 25 bucks,
23:38or I'm seriously starting to doubt
23:40Steve Jobs' business strategies.
23:43Thanks.
23:47Last round of saline, Maggie.
23:49One more big breath.
23:51You've got to get the liquid
23:51to go all the way into your lungs, okay?
23:54Here we go.
23:57This gift could be from a patient
24:00who sent it to the wrong doctor.
24:02House obviously gave the present to himself.
24:10They're arguing right now.
24:11I've been looking for this all morning.
24:13Did you look in the box on my desk?
24:15Oh, by the way, your mom called.
24:16Your dad's dead.
24:18You left the present sitting on your desk?
24:21It wouldn't have been as effective
24:22sitting in a closet in my home.
24:23They're going to know it's from you?
24:25No, they're going to guess that it was from me.
24:26Might even be 90% sure that it was from me,
24:28but all that means is they're 10% sure
24:31that one of the other guys is screwing them over.
24:34Have you ever considered channeling your powers
24:36to, I don't know, bring peace to the Mideast?
24:39I couldn't do that.
24:41But if they ever got it, you could screw it up.
24:43Yeah, that's more where my powers lie.
24:46Gift could be from Wilson.
24:47It's House.
24:48Why do you have a problem with him speculating?
24:50Because that's what House wants us to do.
24:53Lungs are pristine, no infiltrates,
24:55or alveolar hemorrhage.
24:56Maggie, I'm going to remove the scope.
24:57I need you to cough from me, okay?
25:00A little harder?
25:03All right.
25:07Maggie, open your eyes.
25:15Why aren't you saying anything?
25:20What's wrong?
25:23Maggie tested negative for sarcoidosis.
25:25But she's bleeding into her eyes now.
25:27Her platelets dropped.
25:29Plummeted.
25:29New labs show they're under 40.
25:31She'll bleed out of every orifice if we don't find the cause.
25:33Could be spleenic sequestration, tuberculosis.
25:35Gaucher disease, TTP.
25:36Hemolytic uremic syndrome, sepsis, lupus.
25:39Listing all the possible causes is only impressive.
25:41You can do it reverse alphabetically.
25:43Who needs to know why her platelet machine is broken?
25:46Go to the factory.
25:47Do a bone marrow aspiration.
25:58I'm your secret Santa.
26:02You're not supposed to tell.
26:04But you got a present already, which means you have more than one secret Santa.
26:08Or somebody else wants to make me happy.
26:10Okay.
26:14Merry Christmas.
26:33On one hand, you should be in bed.
26:37On the other hand, I told you to rest.
26:39So I see your dilemma.
26:40Yeah, I don't think resting's the problem.
26:43Can strep cause this?
26:46Clap on.
26:48Trust me.
26:49First place I went.
26:50No rash on my labia.
26:52Do you need to take a look?
26:55I'm saving my money for a Red Ryder BB gun.
27:01Darker sheet of lipstick?
27:02I'm not wearing any.
27:09You tell your mother what you do.
27:11It doesn't matter.
27:13I'm curious.
27:14I don't need to break her heart just so I can feel righteous.
27:24Do you do a donkey show?
27:27I'm not curious.
27:28It matters.
27:31It's a donkey or a mule.
27:35You can never remember.
27:39Wow.
27:40That is a creepy smile.
27:43I bet the donkey's is even creepier.
27:45Do I have to explain?
27:47Nope.
27:47It's my job.
27:49Contagious ecthyma.
27:51Any contact can cause rashes, flu symptoms, sore throat.
27:55Has there been contact?
28:00Hey, any biotic cream for you and a love glove for Francis.
28:05You'll both be fine.
28:11You should come see the show.
28:13I think you'd like it.
28:15Sorry.
28:16I hate Westerns.
28:17I hate Westerns.
28:30So they're really never live?
28:32Doesn't seem like it.
28:34Admirable.
28:35You tell Cameron everything?
28:36Huh.
28:36No.
28:38You think she keeps secrets?
28:39If I knew, they wouldn't be secrets.
28:42I hope she does.
28:43People have a right to a little privacy, even from the people they love.
28:52You buy a house of present?
28:54No, would I?
28:55Screw with me.
28:56And I'm going to say yes.
28:58I'm going to start.
28:59Start.
28:59What's that smell?
29:02The bone is smoky.
29:06The bones are harder than the drill?
29:12We ran a full-body bone scan to find the cause of hardening in the hip.
29:16No hotspots anywhere.
29:17Tracer could have been inactive.
29:18So I screwed up the test.
29:20There's so many ways that could have happened.
29:22Maybe it was inactive.
29:23Maybe it didn't fully circulate.
29:24It circulated.
29:24The camera picked up.
29:25Hey, it's Christmas.
29:27Why are you guys fighting?
29:30Why do you think there are no hotspots?
29:32I did not screw up.
29:33The density's consistent.
29:34It just means the density was consistent.
29:36It doesn't mean it was cold.
29:38It's possible all she has are hotspots.
29:41It's consistent because her entire skeleton is turning to stone.
29:47Good for an aspiring superhero.
29:49Fatal for a human hoping to make it to Kwanzaa.
29:52Well, it's got to be from a carbonic anhydrase type 2 deficiency.
29:55It has free will.
29:56It doesn't have to be anything it doesn't want to be.
29:57I meant if it's not CA2, well, none of the other causes of osteopetrosis are treatable.
30:07You're right.
30:08It's got to be.
30:09We'll run her blood and hope that your sunny optimism isn't misplaced.
30:20They accuse Kuttner of screwing up a test because they hate him.
30:24You're surprised?
30:25The sort of crap that happens when you mess with people's heads.
30:28Well, one day he will screw up a test.
30:31If they don't accuse him of that because they like him, someone could die.
30:36Where are we going?
30:37Nowhere.
30:38I just know it hurts you.
30:43CA2 deficiency is a genetic disorder that scrambles proteins.
30:46If the blood test is positive, you'll need a bone marrow transplant.
30:50Transplant sounds like a euphemism for slim odds.
30:54Uh, slim, but not none.
30:58We're going to need to test Jane for a match.
31:01Don't you have donor banks?
31:02Jane is your best bet.
31:04The procedure's perfectly safe.
31:05There's no risk.
31:06No risk.
31:08Any surgery has some...
31:09Then don't tell me there's no risk.
31:11You're going to tell me there's no pain either?
31:14The testing will hurt a little.
31:15I'll be fine.
31:20If she doesn't do this
31:21and you don't make it,
31:24she's going to spend the rest of her life blaming herself.
31:31Mom, please.
31:36Find someone else.
31:39Let someone else take the risk.
31:52Donor bank turned up a 49-year-old man in Cleveland
31:54who's a 5 out of 6 HLA match.
31:56First flight out of Cleveland leaves...
31:58Why is a 49-year-old Cleveland man
31:59a closer match than her daughter?
32:01He may not be.
32:02Maggie didn't let us test her.
32:03Why not?
32:05Pain, danger, risk of...
32:07The only reason to give multiple reasons
32:08is you're searching for what the person wants to hear.
32:14House.
32:24You're wrong about sainted mommy.
32:26Don't care.
32:26You can forget the donor bank.
32:28There's no CO2 deficiency.
32:30The best we can do is make her comfortable.
32:35Is that from taupe?
32:37Yes.
32:39Yes, it is.
32:45Merry Christmas.
32:47Who's going to tell the patient she's dying?
32:51I will.
32:54Nobody leaves here
32:55until we find out what killed her.
33:03Whatever she has is fatal.
33:06Makes no difference
33:07if it's disease number 58 or 907.
33:12You guys mad at me?
33:14Nope.
33:15You had no choice.
33:16Of course I had a choice.
33:17You had no choice once I made my choice.
33:19And now I'm choosing not to be mad at you.
33:21Why?
33:22Because it'll drive house nuts.
33:27You think that'll make your lives better or worse?
33:32I told my mom I don't care what she thinks.
33:35I want you to test my marrow.
33:41I can't be dying.
33:44Sure you can.
33:45You're wrong.
33:46You don't even know what I have.
33:48What you have
33:50is one last Christmas with your daughter.
33:52One last chance to give her a present.
33:56The truth.
33:58It's inexpensive.
33:59Highly valued.
34:01Never have to stand in line
34:02to return it the day after Christmas.
34:04What are you talking about?
34:06A mother who's going to die
34:08doesn't refuse a donor test
34:09because it might hurt.
34:11She refuses when she knows
34:13it won't match.
34:15She tends to happen
34:17when mother and daughter
34:18aren't mother and daughter.
34:26I could do DNA tests
34:28if you'd rather keep lying to me.
34:35I never wanted kids.
34:39I love them, but with my genes
34:43I knew this woman.
34:45A drug addict.
34:48She got pregnant.
34:50Didn't want to have an abortion.
34:53But she also didn't want her daughter
34:55to ever know who her real mother was.
34:58what she was.
35:01I promised never to tell.
35:09A promise to an addict
35:10is worth more than a promise
35:12to your daughter.
35:13It'd be cruel to tell her.
35:14Right.
35:16She lives a lie.
35:17You get to die a hypocrite.
35:23Mom?
35:24The doctor's told me
35:25what's happening.
35:26It's going to be okay, sweetheart.
35:29I promise you.
35:31Doctors can be wrong.
35:33There's still a chance
35:35I can be...
35:35Can you really believe that?
35:43I do.
35:45No, Mom.
35:47You're dying.
35:49Nobody can help you.
35:54It's not going to be okay.
36:00It's not going to be okay.
36:18That's cold.
36:20Yeah.
36:22It's not going to be okay.
36:25It's not going to be okay.
36:43What did you get for Christmas?
36:46I got a watch
36:47vintage LP
36:48and a second edition
36:49Conan Doyle.
36:50That wasn't bad enough. My patient's dying.
36:54Christmas deaths in a hospital is nothing more depressing.
36:57No one ever wants to go in the patient's room.
37:00Even the candy stripers leave them alone.
37:04I saw something amazing.
37:07Pure truth.
37:09She told her mother that she was dying.
37:13It stripped her of all hope.
37:15That sounds...
37:16Horrible.
37:17It's like watching some bizarre astronomical event that you know you're never gonna see again.
37:22You tell people the cold, hard truth all the time. You get off on it.
37:26I don't care. She cared.
37:29She did it anyway.
37:33She did it because she cared.
37:37The angels of Christmas have finally given House a present he can appreciate.
37:41Oh, don't ruin it. Don't pin this on Christ. He's got enough nails in him.
37:45The patient had to die, but...
37:46Why don't you take out that hat?
37:47It's Christmas.
37:48It's a reindeer.
37:50It's a moose on a Jew.
37:52Who cares?
37:57Things have their place. You wouldn't hang dreidels from a Christmas tree.
38:01You could.
38:03Things don't care.
38:09No, they don't do it.
38:15Happy Solstice House.
38:18Not with me, Mary, gentlemen.
38:21There's nothing you dismay.
38:23Remember, Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day.
38:29To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray.
38:34Many people know holiday spirit?
38:37Bring me the eggnog of good cheer.
38:38House, if you have something to say, say it.
38:40If you don't, give us a chance to get home before Santa.
38:44Scrooge, give the patient risperidone.
38:46That's an antipsychotic. She's dying. She's not crazy.
38:49I am going to perform a Christmas miracle.
38:53Oh, tidings are comfort and yours, comfort and yours.
38:58You said all the other causes of osteopetrosis are fatal.
39:02Except for the one we discounted early.
39:03Because it was impossible.
39:05When a fetus forms, it's just a mass of cells.
39:09Breast tissue covers extensive portions of the body.
39:13As the fetus develops, most of this tissue recedes,
39:16remaining only in the fun places.
39:19But sometimes, extra breast tissue is left behind
39:22in places where it doesn't belong.
39:24Risperidone does a lot of things.
39:26One is, it makes breast tissue swell,
39:29so we can find it more easily.
39:30You're telling me I could have breast cancer?
39:33Somewhere not in my breast? That doesn't make sense.
39:36Alec's parents have a winter condo in Florida.
39:38But they're still New Yorkers.
39:40Actually, my parents don't care.
39:42I told a parable.
39:44Now I'm going to raise the dead.
39:48And that syringe.
39:51That's gotta be a fat deposit.
39:52Yes, I could be wrong.
39:54If I am, she's dead.
39:55So, shut up.
40:02What's that?
40:04Risperidone also causes galacteria.
40:08What's that?
40:10Galactic?
40:12Open your mouth.
40:14Relax, you've had it before.
40:15I am not.
40:20Milk.
40:21Ew!
40:26Cut out your mom's tumor and start her on chemo.
40:29All the rest of your symptoms should go away.
40:38I love you.
40:40I love you.
40:42I know.
40:53And a wonderful wife.
40:55бел realize.
41:01I love you.
41:25I have to
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