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00:13Uh, I need a refill.
00:19You've already had three.
00:20So what? They're free.
00:22I've got a birthday. Get it yourself.
00:24No wonder he doesn't get any tips.
00:25All right.
00:28Who's ready to sing the Ralphie's rumpest birthday rumpshake?
00:36Let's sing, let's rhyme, let's bling, let's slide.
00:40It's time for Ralphie.
00:43We'll dance, eat cake, and do the rumpshake.
00:47It's time for Ralphie.
00:50So hit it!
00:54It's time for Ralphie.
00:57You okay?
00:58Stand up!
00:59And cheer for Ralphie!
01:01Cheer for Ralphie!
01:05It's time for Ralphie!
01:11It's time for Ralphie!
01:13Okay, all right, let's get you in the back, come on.
01:15Gonna be okay, kid, sorry.
01:17Ugh!
01:26Got a heartbeat.
01:28Jack?
01:28Jack?
01:29I need you to step back.
01:30He's my brother.
01:31Jack, watch out!
01:32Call your parents, tell them to go to Princeton Plainsboro Hospital.
01:35Our parents died.
01:37He's all we've got.
01:39Wait, call your parents.
01:53This will make you live.
01:56Go, go, go!
01:59Look...
01:59I'm the one.
02:03I've got a falls.
02:06You'll be right.
02:07I'm wrong.
02:07The one.
02:07You'll be right.
02:13I was not parked illegally. I live here.
02:17Love note from Detective Tritter.
02:23Heart attack.
02:25His calf was clean and echo showed no structural abnormalities.
02:28Fatigue, night sweats, weight loss preceded the heart attack.
02:3118-year-old kid, suddenly an orphan and a single father of two.
02:34Party of five. Powerful stuff.
02:36The O.C. of its day.
02:39Stress explains everything except the itchy feet.
02:42Athlete's foot covers that.
02:44Waiters work 12 hours a day in old sneakers.
02:46Mmm, good idea. Ignore the symptoms. Makes her job easy.
02:50I'm not ignoring a symptom. I'm explaining a symptom.
02:52Kid's been hanging over a toilet despite antiemetic therapy.
02:55Persistent vomiting could indicate increased intracranial pressure, tumor.
02:59Sure. Heart problems. It's got to be the brain.
03:02Thank God there's a neurologist in the room.
03:03Right. It's the feet. If only I were a podiatrist.
03:07Probably caught an intestinal virus from one of those feral kids running around.
03:11Feet of vomiting causes an electrolyte imbalance, which leads to an arrhythmia, which leads to the heart attack.
03:16And itchy feet.
03:18Nope.
03:19Nope. That's it?
03:21Nope.
03:21I said too much already.
03:23This isn't a game, Mouse.
03:24No, it's not.
03:25But it could be.
03:28What are you writing?
03:30Nothing.
03:30If you know the diagnosis, why don't I...
03:32How are you going to learn to swim unless I take out your floaties and throw you into shark-infested
03:37waters?
03:37You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.
03:40Apparently you can't.
03:41Now, what's a game without rules?
03:43Uh, no tagbacks, no biting.
03:46You get one test each, and the clock runs until lunch.
03:50If I'm right, you'll still be alive.
03:53If I'm wrong, this is a very cruel game.
03:58You're late.
03:59I charged for the time you were supposed to be here.
04:01Tritter towed my car.
04:03He's frozen my assets.
04:04He's on a crusade.
04:05You're a person of interest in a narcotics investigation.
04:08You're linked to their suspect and his activities.
04:10I'm not Pablo Escobar's evil henchman cruising into Miami in a cigarette boat.
04:14I'm a physician who prescribed Vicodin to a pain patient.
04:17This police report you faxed me says they found 600 pills in his apartment.
04:20You prescribe those?
04:21He's in chronic pain.
04:23This is obviously an abuse of power.
04:25Is that a yes or no?
04:25Patients build up a tolerance over the years.
04:28Perfect motive for him to forge those scripts.
04:30Still don't have an answer.
04:32What are we, like, role-playing?
04:33Yeah, and you suck at it, which is really unfortunate because you're pretending to be you.
04:39I gotta get to court.
04:41Michael told me you could help me get my car back.
04:43Yeah, divorce lawyers usually know the ins and outs of drug enforcement.
04:46You want your car back, you're gonna have to give the cops what they want.
04:49Thanks.
04:50Usually people feel helpless in these situations.
04:53Dr. House is probably going to jail.
04:55You keep on lying for him, he'll go right along with him.
05:00House was on this page when he got that annoying, I'm such a genius look.
05:03What's there?
05:04Patient history.
05:05He's 18.
05:06Probably drinks, smokes, does drugs.
05:08How close am I?
05:10Quit drugs when his parents die, quit smoking.
05:15House didn't mock my viral idea, he just said it was wrong, which means he didn't want to give reasons,
05:20which means I must have been close.
05:24I'm thinking bacterial.
05:26I'm doing a blood culture.
05:28I am doing an MRI.
05:30If it was a tumor, intracranial pressure could cause his brain to herniate before lunch.
05:33Same thing with your stress test.
05:35Which is why I'm ditching it.
05:36What are you doing instead?
05:38Not telling.
05:39Seriously.
05:39Are you playing his game?
05:40We're all playing his game, might as well enjoy it.
05:44Anybody else sick at work?
05:46I had a stomachache for him.
05:49This isn't your fault, keep working.
05:51My brother's in the hospital.
05:53Mrs. Tollier won't care if I finish my homework.
05:56Your brother cares if you finish your homework.
06:10Can I be your imaginary friend?
06:13He's a doctor.
06:15How are the feet?
06:17He's still itch.
06:18Um, is that important?
06:21I don't know.
06:22Is it?
06:26What kinds of drugs you into?
06:28You don't have to talk about that right now.
06:29No, it's okay.
06:30I don't keep secrets from them.
06:32They know I did drugs before our parents died.
06:34Clever.
06:35Admit the past, deny the present.
06:38I'm clean.
06:39I'm raising two kids, it'd be pretty irresponsible, wouldn't it?
06:41But confiding in an eight-year-old is okay.
06:44If I'm open with them, then they'll be open with me.
06:47Yeah.
06:48Turning the other cheek's a good strategy in boxing.
06:50Kids don't lie because they've got trust issues.
06:52They lie because they've got something to hide.
06:54Look at him.
06:56Sitting there doing nothing.
06:57He's still lying.
06:58We don't lie to Jack.
07:00Spelling test you failed or forgot to...
07:02No.
07:02Math test?
07:03No.
07:03Fight with the kid sitting next to you?
07:04He hasn't sitting next to me.
07:09The other one's probably having sex.
07:11I am not.
07:12Yet.
07:13When you start, you're gonna lie about it.
07:26Colder.
07:26I'm not playing.
07:28Keep very still for me, Jack.
07:30This won't take long.
07:33How much dope did you smoke?
07:35Does he have to be here?
07:36No.
07:37Ignore him.
07:39It's not his lungs.
07:40I never said it was.
07:41What about the cigarettes?
07:43How did you quit?
07:44Gum?
07:44Patch?
07:45Hypnosis?
07:46You went from two packs to nothing.
07:48Cold turkey.
07:50Or we could just make small talk.
07:52You still seeing that nurse in peds?
07:54I just don't think she's right for you.
07:56You need someone detached, calculating, ambitious.
08:00You need yourself in a skirt.
08:02Jack, he asked you a question?
08:04I didn't really quit.
08:05I just sort of lost taste for it.
08:07Hmm.
08:08Interesting.
08:09Sounds like one of those symptom thingies.
08:11He's still puking, and he had a heart attack, and itchy feet.
08:15It's not his lungs.
08:17I never said it was.
08:22Ice cold.
08:29I'm injecting organovene to see if your heart attack was caused by a spasm in the vessels
08:33surrounding your heart.
08:35Let me know if anything feels...unusual.
08:40If the problems are out of my heart, why did that other doctor look at my brain?
08:44Yeah, why did that other doctor look at his brain?
08:47We're just trying to eliminate as many possibilities as we can.
08:50So, because you think that a spasm causes heart attack, you're going to induce another spasm?
08:56Do you consent to this?
08:58Everything's under control.
09:00Tests are going to identify which arteries are affected so we can repair them.
09:03Your meds don't seem to be doing anything.
09:05So, either you're wrong, or your system hasn't been pushed enough to set anything off.
09:19You want to get back home, right?
09:21I mean, you're probably already falling behind with the housework, the bills, how many sick
09:25days you think you'll get before they replace you.
09:30Heart rate's up.
09:32Nothing else.
09:33They can't fire me if I'm sick.
09:36Right.
09:36You're irreplaceable.
09:38Who else would they find qualified to dance with a rodent?
09:40How can you even support your family?
09:42What happens when those kids grow out of their clothes when they get sick?
09:46Still no spasm.
09:48They'll take those kids away from you, Jack.
09:50Maybe I should bring them in here right now so that you can kiss them goodbye.
09:54Can't you see his heart is fine?
09:57Stop torturing him.
09:58What kind of doctor are you?
10:02Wonderful.
10:03Thank you so much.
10:04I'll get back.
10:06You're just getting here?
10:07Buses suck.
10:08Where's your car?
10:09It's a hostage.
10:11Tritter wants me to testify against House.
10:13You're not going to.
10:14Is that a question or an order?
10:16Any sort of conviction will cost House's license.
10:19Which will cost this hospital.
10:20Relax.
10:21I'm not going to mess with your precious resource.
10:23I told my lawyer to tell Tritter to go to hell.
10:25Marco!
10:28Why are all my prescriptions getting bounced back?
10:30Sorry, Dr. Wilson.
10:31I was trying to call you.
10:32Where's your phone?
10:33In my car.
10:34My patients, on the other hand, are here and needed their medications.
10:36I'm sorry, I can't.
10:38Your DEA number's been suspended.
10:43Why so sad?
10:45There's still a chance that Chase got it right.
10:48Oh, that was suspenseful for about two seconds.
10:52Blood culture was negative for bacteria.
10:55Positive for hepatitis A?
10:57Hmm, I wonder who could have ordered that extra test.
11:01Must be somebody who knew what persistent vomiting, sudden distaste for nicotine, and itchy feet have in common.
11:06Hep A doesn't explain the heart attack.
11:08No, but as Chase so deftly pointed out earlier, puking does.
11:11And Hep A explains the puking.
11:13If this had been real life, instead of just a game.
11:19The DEA just revoked my prescription privileges.
11:23Well, who's going to prescribe my Vicodin?
11:25Yes, well, that's why I'm here.
11:27This is a disaster for you.
11:28Relax.
11:30Tritter's just getting desperate.
11:31He's got no real evidence he's trying to squeeze you into ratting.
11:34I'm not going to let him squeeze my patients.
11:36They'll be fine.
11:37Most of your cancer medicine sucks anyway.
11:41I'm going to use your team to do my prescribing until this is straightened out.
11:46Well, suddenly this doesn't seem nearly as dramatic.
11:49Go pump IVIG into the kid, cure him, and get him out of here.
11:54Pepe?
11:56No.
11:58Chase, blood test for bacteria.
12:00Formin, MRI, too stubborn to check the lungs.
12:02Cameron, nice try, no spasm.
12:07But the princess sat and sat and sat.
12:13Pretending not to listen.
12:16Pretending to write in her journal with the flowers on it.
12:22Pretending she didn't like stories about eight-year-olds who saved the world.
12:25I'm 11.
12:26Which is why you can no longer save the world.
12:28I'm eight.
12:31Well, completely dependent on you.
12:32Good morning.
12:33Good morning.
12:34Good morning.
12:35We can take you off the IVIG.
12:37The hep A has cleared your system.
12:39You'll be good to go by tomorrow.
12:42How do you think I got it?
12:44It could have been contaminated food.
12:46It could have been from cleaning the bathrooms at work.
12:47Or it could have been...
12:51Don't worry.
12:52They've heard it all.
12:54Analingus is a common way.
12:56You should just tell the people that you've dated.
12:58They should get themselves checked.
12:59Ah.
13:00Don't worry.
13:01I've been too busy chasing after these guys to go spelunking.
13:04You're gross.
13:06I think.
13:07Is your arm hurt?
13:09Arm's fine, bro.
13:10Then why is it bleeding?
13:12It's not.
13:16Be sure I'm above your head.
13:18Your ear.
13:20And your nose.
13:29High PT and PTT on Jack's blood panel confirm a coagulopathy.
13:33So, cure the hep A, something else pops up.
13:39Interesting.
13:41What infections cause DIC?
13:45You okay?
13:47I hurt my shoulder playing fantasy football.
13:50Should we discuss what causes DIC or should we just send the kid back to his miserable life?
13:55He's not miserable.
13:56Right.
13:56He's thrilled that his parents are dead and his life is over.
13:59The restaurant's probably teeming with E. coli, Iconella, and strep.
14:02Kids don't wash their hands between the potty and the party.
14:05Or it's a foodborne toxin.
14:06Jack eats that cesspool every day.
14:08And Jack's the only one who got sick.
14:09Kid's got tattoos, piercings, and probably some nasty little girl loaned him the hep A.
14:14Could have also given him syphilis or gonorrhea.
14:16I need one of you.
14:17Hey, Cameron.
14:18Your idea was dumb anyway.
14:20Chase, I need you to head back to that cesspool and get me the kid's puke.
14:24Form into an LP and have Cameron run down that potty party theory.
14:28Why don't I know just testing?
14:31Let's not discuss this in front of the help.
14:39The amount of vomiting that kid did, there wouldn't be enough toxins left in his system to show up in
14:44his blood.
14:45Since he vomited in the toilet here instead of on somebody, that restaurant is our only source of essential vomit.
14:51And you couldn't say that in front of Foreman?
14:52No, I couldn't say this in front of Foreman.
14:56I need a refill.
14:58Detective Trader knows about the scripts I wrote before.
15:00Exactly.
15:01If you stop now, it'll look suspicious.
15:04Does anyone fall for that argument?
15:06Write the script.
15:08No.
15:09One prescription isn't going to be.
15:11We both know it's not going to be just one.
15:14I'd rather lose my job than lose my license.
15:24Daniel Silvers, prostate cancer, needs Phil Graston, two-week supply.
15:30Andrea Donovan, breast cancer, just needs her refill and her Megastrol.
15:36You're not writing.
15:37You want me to write?
15:38Well, you could phone them in, but eventually, yeah, probably somebody's going to want something written down.
15:44I haven't met these people.
15:45I have.
15:47I've diagnosed them and everything.
15:49I know.
15:50I know.
15:51I'm not saying I don't trust you.
15:53Just my diagnoses.
15:54These are going to be my prescriptions.
15:56They're my patients.
15:57My prescriptions.
15:58My name.
16:01That Trader will read on the script.
16:04He wants to make you miserable.
16:05You don't think he's going to ask questions?
16:10Is there anything Jack does that no one else does?
16:12Any special duties?
16:13No, we got lots of bussers.
16:16What kind of cleaning products to use?
16:18Well, we got a bunch of kids running around sticking everything in their mouths, so we can't use anything toxic.
16:25That's it.
16:26Monday's trash.
16:34So there's no one who can maybe help get the bags out?
16:37Sorry.
16:37Short-handed.
16:39Not content.
16:40I'm pretty sure Jack's puke is in a blue trash bag with the wrapped gifts, but if you find spaghetti,
16:45that's the wrong vomit.
16:55How much longer do I have to stay on this medication?
16:58I mean, I'm nauseous all the time.
17:01Maybe I should go back on the tamoxifen.
17:04You're doing so much better on the inetrozole, Beth.
17:06I'm reluctant to make a change.
17:07I can't play with my daughter or pick her up from school.
17:11I can barely get up and tuck her in at night.
17:13There's got to be something else.
17:16Who is she?
17:17Well, as you know, this is a teaching hospital.
17:20She's a student.
17:21No, I'm a doctor.
17:23I'm assisting Dr. Wilson today.
17:24Why, do you think he got my diagnosis wrong?
17:26No, I'm sure...
17:28No, no.
17:29She's just consulting regarding my prescriptions.
17:32You think he got my meds wrong?
17:34No, it's just...
17:35No.
17:36Then why is she here?
17:43What are you doing now?
17:45I'm going to get a sample of your brother's spinal fluid.
17:48Where's Will?
17:49School.
17:53Is that going to hurt?
17:54I'm just going to help us figure out what's making him sick.
17:57Shouldn't you be in class too?
17:59Teacher work day.
18:00For you, but not Will.
18:01Yeah, didn't make sense to me either.
18:07Can I help?
18:10Well, I guess it's quicker than calling a nurse and a truant officer.
18:14Here, grab his shins, push his knees up towards his chest.
18:20Hold him there tight.
18:23This all nurses do?
18:26My boss doesn't trust him to do anything else.
18:34Is he going to die?
18:38No.
18:40No one's going to die.
18:41In the whole world ever?
18:43That's so great.
18:45I meant...
18:46I know what you meant.
18:49But I also know bad things do happen.
18:53My dad always had a few drinks to name it out.
18:56Always said it'd be okay to drive.
19:00Until he wasn't.
19:05I would just like some warning this time.
19:11We're nowhere near anything like that happening right now.
19:16Okay?
19:20Let's get it back over.
19:23Ah!
19:25What was that?
19:27What'd you do?
19:29You broke his rib?
19:31I barely touched him.
19:32Which means...
19:33Ow!
19:35Found it.
19:36Fix it.
19:38Osteomyelitis.
19:38Means the infection's spread to his bones.
19:40Which means it's either bacterial or viral and not...
19:44Ow!
19:45I hired you to take away the pain.
19:48Was there some confusion?
19:49Ever thought about using your cane on the proper side?
19:52Yeah, that's the issue.
19:53Friday night, my cane suddenly noticed it was on the wrong side.
19:58You need to score me some bike it in?
19:59No.
20:00I did a needle aspiration to confirm which...
20:02How long until the culture's...
20:03Oh!
20:05Why do you really do that when I'm talking?
20:08You gotta rest your shoulder.
20:10And we're gonna get you on some different equipment.
20:25Nice cane.
20:26If I know what you mean.
20:29Chase, you can stop doing that.
20:31I'm almost finished.
20:32He's got osteomyelitis.
20:34Means you're wrong about food bulk toxins.
20:38And...
20:40You can stop, too.
20:41It's syphilis.
20:42You sure?
20:44Read the printout.
20:48He's also positive for echinilla.
20:56One of you two screwed up.
20:57No.
20:58Not a chance.
21:01Or this kid is a lot sicker than we thought.
21:04Finish that test.
21:06It should be impossible to get two right answers to one question.
21:09It's okay to have three?
21:12Apparently.
21:14He's supposed to do for botulism, too.
21:17So...
21:18We knock down one infection and three more pop up.
21:23I think this game is rigged.
21:37We've managed to clear all three infections out of his system, but now he's having seizures every few hours.
21:42He's gotta be immunocompromised.
21:44No.
21:44Why, Count was normal and he was negative for HIV.
21:47Well, he's not immunocompromised.
21:48Why is he acting like he's immunocompromised?
21:50What do the seizures tell us?
21:51Nothing.
21:52There were no structural abnormalities on the CT.
21:54Non-focal neuro exam.
21:55No electrolyte imbalance.
21:57Nothing.
21:57What do unexplained seizures and really sick 18-year-olds have in common?
22:01You thinking trauma?
22:03I'm thinking drugs.
22:05He's an admitted user.
22:07Drugs trashed his immune system.
22:09Tox screen was clean.
22:11Clean tox screen means there's no drugs in his blood or urine.
22:14There could still be drugs trapped in his fat cells from the good old days.
22:18If they're in his fat, why would that be affecting him now?
22:21A keen observer would notice that he's had some digestive issues lately.
22:24His weight loss could have burned out fat cells and released the drugs back into his system.
22:29There's no way to know.
22:31It's impossible to test fat cells with drugs.
22:33It's not impossible to make him lose more weight.
22:36You want us to starve him so we can drive him into another seizure, maybe a heart attack, just so
22:41we can run another tox screen?
22:42You got to be cruel.
22:44Just sweat it out of him.
22:49I haven't touched the thing since the night my parents died.
22:53Drugs stay in your system a long time.
23:02I was high the night the cops came to tell us what happened.
23:09You know the first thing I did when they told me?
23:14I laughed.
23:18I'm not the person I was when they died.
23:22I wish they could see that.
23:25I'm sure they're watching and I'm sure they're proud.
23:29That's what Will's guidance counselor keeps telling him.
23:32What do you tell him?
23:36They tell him it's crap.
23:38Our parents live on in our memories, but they don't live on.
23:51Jack?
23:52Hold him still.
23:53Don't break his arm.
23:54We'll fix it.
23:55We need to get a sample.
24:00House.
24:02Bad news.
24:03Look at you.
24:05Couldn't have sent Cameron down here into this air-conditioned hallway to deliver the bad news?
24:09Jack seized again, but his blood was clean, completely drug-free.
24:13So he just happened to have a seizure at the exact time that we stuck him in a sauna.
24:17It's not a coincidence.
24:18He's still seizing every few hours whether we stick him in a sauna or not.
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23Oh, my God.
24:24Why are you using that?
24:27I've had it for years.
24:29No, that's going to make your shoulder hurt.
24:32You need one of these.
24:34He's a doctor.
24:36Is he still infection-free?
24:38I'm sure not for long.
24:39My point being that something other than those infections caused these seizures means there's
24:43something in his head.
24:44Scan him.
24:45We scanned him.
24:46Well, that was then.
24:47This is not then.
24:48Kid keeps changing.
24:49Scan him again.
24:50Where is Cameron?
24:51I'm not writing you a script for Vicodin.
24:54I've only got two pills left.
24:56Cut him in half.
24:57Then you'll have four.
24:58You're prescribing for Wilson.
25:00Wilson prescribes for me.
25:01Write up a script.
25:02You know you have a problem.
25:04Yeah.
25:05It's got a badge and everything.
25:06You're taking too much.
25:07Fine!
25:08You're right.
25:09What's the correct amount?
25:10Write up a script for the correct amount.
25:13No answer?
25:15That's because we're having a wrong debate.
25:17This has got nothing to do with my problem.
25:19Everything to do with you avoiding a problem.
25:21You're afraid that if you'd write me a prescription, you're going to wind up like Wilson.
25:24Of course I am.
25:28Tritter wants to win by giving pain.
25:31Do you really want to be a part of that?
25:34As a doctor, how do you do that?
25:43Good.
25:45This will tide you over.
25:46Takes the edge off my PMS.
25:48Be wonders for you.
25:55Why are you looking at my head again?
25:58Seizures usually indicate something neurological.
26:00I'm not going to get better.
26:03Am I?
26:05We'll know more after the test.
26:09I've got to find out who can take care of Will and Cam.
26:11Let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay?
26:14You'll be home yelling at them and kicking their butts before you know it.
26:28This kid might be facing a terminal disease, and he's more worried about his brother and sister.
26:32Brain stem's clean.
26:34Nothing in the midbrain.
26:36What's that?
26:37The front to low, upper right quadrant.
26:40I don't see anything.
26:42There.
26:44It's tiny, but I think it's a tumor.
26:46That size should be excisible.
26:48Why didn't we see it earlier?
26:50Oh, God.
26:52Axial view.
26:53There's another one.
26:54Bring up the next slice.
26:59They're everywhere.
27:03Jack's brain is riddled with tumors.
27:06You know what he's doing?
27:08Moaning?
27:09Setting up playdates.
27:11Wow, what a guy.
27:12Theories?
27:13The obvious one.
27:14Brain cancer destroyed his immune system, left him wide open for these infections.
27:17House, you're pathetic.
27:20You'll analyze anyone's faults, hypocrisies, weaknesses.
27:23But this kid's got some strength, and all of a sudden, there's no time to talk about anything but the
27:27medicine.
27:27He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks.
27:32I like him.
27:33Treatment?
27:34We need to study him on radiation.
27:35He'll destroy whatever's left of his immune system.
27:38And save his life.
27:39I know the notion of self-sacrifice is foreign to you.
27:42You want to think that he's sacrificing himself, because if one person can do it, then maybe the world isn't
27:47the cold, selfish place you know that it is.
27:51Radiation could kill him.
27:52Alternatives?
27:53There aren't any.
27:54We sold the tumors.
27:55We could choose to say they aren't tumors.
27:57They're just pus, which would explain why they weren't there yesterday.
28:01It can't be an infection.
28:02He got IVIG, broad-spectrum antibiotics.
28:05Creates a perfect world for a fungus.
28:08Moves in, gets married, has a little fungi.
28:10If you're wrong about the fungus, you're wasting what little time he has left.
28:14Not a big sacrifice.
28:15His life sucks.
28:18So let's be right.
28:19Go stick a needle in the kid's head.
28:21If you suck out a liquid, then I'm right, and we haven't answered anything.
28:24If you suck out a solid, you're right.
28:25No more worrying about playdates.
28:33Okay, fine.
28:34I'll father your child.
28:36First, you've got to write me a Vicodin prescription, just so I can get through the foreplay.
28:41How many days do you have left?
28:42I could probably get through maybe the next minute or so.
28:45And your coming to me means your lackeys actually stood up to you.
28:49I'm impressed.
28:50Yes, their cowardice is inspiring.
28:52Well, you should be thanking them.
28:54If they caved, it'd give the cops evidence that you intimidated underlings to feed your addiction.
28:59I hate writing thank-you notes.
29:01Wouldn't it be weird if I asked Cameron to write them?
29:04You're hooking me up?
29:05Unfortunately, if I cut you off, it'd give the cops evidence that you don't really need the pain meds.
29:09I knew that cleavage was a smokescreen.
29:12You're a genius.
29:15You can't lift your arm.
29:16You can't be standing up.
29:17Give me.
29:18You've been doing physio?
29:20Maybe you pulled?
29:21Yeah, been training for pants off, dance off.
29:23Give me the script.
29:24Your shoulder problem isn't physical.
29:26Well, we'll find out if you ever give me the-
29:28What's new?
29:29What's different?
29:30Any big changes in your life recently?
29:32A fight with a wife, maybe.
29:34It's good.
29:36It means your shoulder's a human being.
29:38It's a start.
29:41I'm right, right?
29:44Yeah.
29:45Just not about me.
29:58I was right, right?
29:59They were abscesses from a fungal infection, aspergillus.
30:01But we still have no idea why.
30:03Our kid's immune system has a factory defect.
30:06It's genetic.
30:07It can't be genetic.
30:08He would have been getting infections since he was an infant.
30:11Not if he grew up in a bubble.
30:12Or if he grew up on Mars.
30:14No gems there either.
30:15I don't mean a literal bubble.
30:17A sweet, suburban bubble, where mommies and daddies protect their children.
30:20They die, bubble bursts.
30:23Continuing emotional trauma triggers a genetic illness.
30:25The question is, which one?
30:27Infection C's contracted.
30:29Narrowed down the possibilities.
30:31Hep A indicates a problem with his B cells.
30:34Bruges is a gamma globulin in a man.
30:36Iconella?
30:36We still have a complement deficiency.
30:40I have a patient.
30:41I need-
30:41Not now.
30:43I'll go.
30:43You'll stay.
30:45The patient's dying.
30:46So's mine.
30:47Not in the next hour.
30:49What does the syphilis tell us?
30:53What does it tell us?
30:55It could mean chronic granulomatous disease.
30:58The aspergillus is a T cell issue.
31:00Common variable immunodeficiency.
31:04Genetic testing's gonna take time.
31:06Given the right he's picking up infections, why don't we turn it into a race?
31:09A little late to be playing games with us.
31:11Not you guys.
31:12The infections.
31:13What infections?
31:16The infections we're gonna get him.
31:19The only way to cure me is to make me sicker?
31:22Each of the four possible genetic conditions is most susceptible to different types of infection.
31:28What's that?
31:31This is a cocktail of sericea, meningococcus, capacia, and rhinovirus.
31:36Whichever germ gains the most ground plants the flag of its leader.
31:40Gives us our answer.
31:42And how are you gonna know which one gains the most ground?
31:45Well, that's the fun part.
31:47See, if the meningococcus is king of the hill, you get to have another seizure.
31:51Sericea will shut down your lungs.
31:53If it's capacia, you'll have a heart attack.
31:55If it's the rhinovirus, you'll sneeze.
31:59Can't all be dramatic.
32:01We good?
32:02Hell no.
32:04Well, the alternative is, we guess,
32:06and there's a three out of four chance that your little brother and sister will get to cry over another
32:10coffin.
32:12Study fractions in school?
32:14We good?
32:19Shh.
32:28Oh, and this test isn't exactly FDA approved, so let's just keep it our little secret, okay?
32:55Oh, and this test isn't exactly what we're going to do, so let's just keep it our little secret.
33:38A little orphan Annie and Oliver Twist left in our hallways last night.
33:42What are they saying?
33:44They're children.
33:45They need a guardian.
33:46Couldn't find a babysitter on account of not being able to make any phone calls,
33:50on account of not being able to breathe,
33:51on account of his lungs filling up with sericea.
33:54He has chronic granulomatous disease.
33:57Game over.
33:57Our work is done.
33:59Then he's going to keep getting sick.
34:00You've got to call social services.
34:02Bone marrow transplant would reboot his whole immune system.
34:05He'll be healthy enough to win miserable Daddy of the Year.
34:08So see if one of his kids is a match.
34:10My kids are already testing his kids.
34:14Will's a match.
34:16You tested him?
34:17I never consented for that.
34:19It's just a pledge for her.
34:20There's no danger.
34:20To the testing.
34:21What about the surgery?
34:22The risk for Will is next to nothing.
34:29What if I don't do it?
34:30What are my other options?
34:34Your immune system can't fight off the germs we all come into contact with every day.
34:38Now that we know, we can use more targeted medications.
34:41But you'll still get sick all the time.
34:46You'll be in and out of hospitals.
34:48I don't live.
34:55Jack.
34:58Your lifespan will be substantially shortened.
35:02And you'll be too sick to care for your brother and sister anymore.
35:06You shouldn't have pressured him in.
35:08There's no pressure.
35:09He's eight years old.
35:11You tell him his brother's dying unless he helps.
35:13What do you think he's going to do?
35:13He wants to help you.
35:15He has no idea.
35:17It's like you asked him to let me play with one of his toys.
35:21This is surgery.
35:22He could die.
35:24He'll be fine.
35:26But you...
35:27You're going to have a hard time protecting him like this if you're dead.
35:35I'll do it.
35:38When Will's 18, he can decide for himself.
35:48Noble.
35:50Moronic.
35:53It's a synonym.
35:55Why can't you accept he wants to protect his brother?
35:58He has to protect his brother.
35:59He doesn't want to.
36:00He wants to run screaming for protecting his brother.
36:04You're a hypocrite.
36:09Evidence is everything.
36:12Truth is all that matters.
36:14Except when it comes to people.
36:17Everything we've learned about this kid says you're wrong.
36:21But you can't accept that.
36:22It's easy to reject the diagnosis.
36:26Not so easy to reject your misanthropy.
36:29Because then you'd have to give people a fighting chance.
36:32And that...
36:33scares the crap out of you.
36:37Okay.
36:41Let's get some evidence.
36:49It's your lucky day.
36:51Just found another donor in the registry.
36:53Perfect match.
36:55We can do the transplant.
36:56No danger to the rug rat.
36:57Except to sign here.
37:02Unless there's another reason you don't want it.
37:05There's a chance I'd die.
37:07A chance you'll be cured.
37:10Maybe you don't want that either.
37:12Maybe hanging out in a hospital getting weighted on hand and foot
37:15reminds you of what life used to be like
37:17before you were forced to play Mr. Mom.
37:20I don't like being sick.
37:22But you don't want to be healthy either.
37:24This is your way out.
37:26Guilt-free.
37:29I said I'd do it when Will's 18.
37:31He's able to take care of himself.
37:33Without you.
37:36Jack.
37:37Your brother and sister need you.
37:39I know!
37:39I know every second of every day that they need me.
37:42But I'm too young to be their dad.
37:53Good for you.
38:01Don't pretend you're surprised.
38:03I say.
38:18Want to go and throw a step of people off the balcony?
38:23Come on.
38:24Mail can wait.
38:26I'm referring my patients to other oncologists.
38:28I'm shutting down my practice.
38:29Oh, good.
38:31Because I was afraid you might overreact.
38:32I can't just ask my patients to wait
38:34because Dr. Cameron's boss won't let her come out and play.
38:37Yes, you're waiting for maybe an hour.
38:38Three hours!
38:40Anybody die?
38:42Not this time.
38:43Well, Cameron's available now.
38:45Use her all you want.
38:46Oh, so now's a better time for me to have my life taken away
38:49and fits into your schedule better?
38:50Oh, poor you.
38:52You think if you suffer loudly enough...
38:54You committed a crime!
38:55What do you want me to do?
38:56Turn myself in?
38:56Yes!
38:57Yes!
38:58Do something!
38:58Go in!
38:59Show some remorse!
39:00Tell Tritter you'll get some help!
39:02I don't need help!
39:05House, get out of here.
39:07Get out of here.
39:10You're not going to make me feel guilty
39:12about what Tritter is doing to us.
39:16You already feel guilty.
39:18Your mysterious shoulder pain
39:20isn't coming from your cane,
39:21it's coming from your conscience.
39:24And that used to be enough.
39:27Despite all your smart-ass remarks,
39:28I knew you gave a damn.
39:29This time,
39:33you were either going to help me through this
39:35or you weren't.
39:37I got my answer.
39:53You're trying to drive me to school.
39:56Help me with my homework.
39:59There will be a mom
40:00where they take you.
40:02A real mom.
40:04Someone who can cook.
40:10Don't worry,
40:11I'll still be able to see you guys.
40:34I'll stop.
40:40I'll see you guys next time.
40:42Bye.
40:43Bye.
40:47Bye.
40:49Bye.
40:57Bye.
40:58You said you'd make him better.
41:01I'm sorry.
41:15Thank you for not telling them.
41:19You're a good kid.
41:23Three months from now, six months from now,
41:27you'll be visiting them,
41:29and you won't be able to say goodbye.
41:32You're gonna know you screwed up.
41:35You'll take his bone marrow,
41:37and you'll take them back.
41:41There'll be a burden and a pain,
41:45and your life will never be what it was supposed to be.
41:50But you'll be proud of yourself.
41:54Your parents, they'll be proud of you.
42:02I don't think so.
42:11It's what I want to believe.
42:42It's what I want to believe.
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