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Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen - Season 1 - Episode 01: Never Get on One Knee
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16:27Hey, I'm not getting any service. I checked the men's room. There's no one in there.
16:32Oh, fuck. No service. Okay. Um, okay, but I think one of us should stay here with the baby and
16:42the other one should drive to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay, yeah, um, what do you want me to? Why is it quiet? What? What if it freezes stuff in
16:50there?
16:56Okay, uh, did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:32Oh, yeah.
17:35Oh, yeah.
17:38Oh, yeah.
17:43I don't know.
18:21I don't know.
18:46I don't know.
18:47I don't know.
18:49Hi.
18:50Hi.
18:50Excuse me.
18:51There's like a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the highway.
18:55I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I stopped there and we found a baby abandoned
19:02in a car and I think that maybe something like bad might have happened to its parents.
19:07Uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:16Oh, that's good.
19:18You're here.
19:20Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops please?
19:25Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yeah, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me, but he hung himself in the
19:37bathroom with an electrical cord and they were too cheap to get me a name tag with my own
19:41name on it.
19:41Um, so could you, could you call the cops now please?
19:48Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops please?
19:57Wait here.
19:58I'll call.
20:27Wait here.
20:29Where am I of you?
20:29Oh, my, my.
20:31Oh.
21:01Oh, fuck!
21:12Hey, you said south of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, south of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait, Benjamin.
21:27You are my happiness.
21:33That's what you are.
21:40You are my sweet friend.
21:46You are...
22:22You are my sweet friend.
22:50You are my sweet friend.
22:56Are you sure he's the one?
23:09Hey.
23:12Hey.
23:14They're coming to rescue your baby.
23:32What the fuck?
23:34Hey.
23:37Hey.
23:47Hey.
23:52Hey.
23:54Oh, my God.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42Fucking damn it.
24:45Fuck.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Sorry.
24:50You scared me.
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What the fuck?
24:56You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess
25:06they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:08And left their baby in the car?
25:10Yeah, I don't know.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Oh, yeah.
25:15Fuck, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay, I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:25Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
26:01What is it?
26:02Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure marrying your favorite child.
26:10Stop.
26:11You know they can't wait to meet you.
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:30Whoa.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:58I don't know, I have a concussion or something.
27:01God.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:18Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:33Oh, God.
27:36Yeah.
27:37What is...
27:37Um, it's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:47Oh, it's actually...
27:48We always got in trouble for looking in their eyes
27:50because it was considered, like, disrespectful to do
27:53after they were dead.
27:55How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just my dad said that they could see.
28:00I just looked them in the eyes, so...
28:03Why am I in trouble?
28:05I guess we'll find out.
28:29Is that empty chair for... for me?
28:33I know.
28:34You've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait
28:37guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife
28:42with his new one?
28:44Yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's...
28:48fucking weird.
28:50Yeah.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01I'm sorry.
29:02I'm sorry.
29:09I'm sorry.
29:26What was this?
29:29Was this a family pet, too?
29:32Oh, no. My great-grandmother Elizabeth was killed by a bear, and her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:43Wow. Yeah. Would you do that for me?
29:49Of course. Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry. Sorry.
29:54You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face, or I could, you know, just call the butler.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding. Are you sure? I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:14All right, I'll get the bags from the car.
30:16Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:19To the right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yeah, to the right.
30:41Oh, no.
30:43I can't.
30:44You should have, like, knock out of here. We're having a lot of time.
30:48Oh, boy, don't.
30:51He eats his sugar all the time.
30:53No, I don't put the rules. I put them myself.
30:55You do?
30:56Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01What the fuck?
31:02You scared the shit out of me.
31:04Sorry.
31:04Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my god, she exists.
31:12There's no such thing as interrupting.
31:15Come here.
31:15We're family.
31:17It's your wedding.
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:22Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36It's Nell.
31:37Hi.
31:39It's Jules.
31:40Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh my god, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or our Iceland trip last summer,
31:47but you were scared of planes or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met at an airport.
31:52Oh, so romantic.
31:57You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's pretty cute.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07She's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09Uh, he's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:13Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched
32:21in the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:23Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:30It's...
32:31You got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was, um, like an abandoned
32:42baby in the car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:46I went to get help and then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very
32:50creepy guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:55Portia.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Sarah.
33:11Good night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:16Okay, I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel!
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out.
33:42And baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:56But worse.
33:57He tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams
34:02get louder, and louder, and louder, and louder, and louder, until he comes face to face with
34:12it, the sorry man.
34:15And then, with his long, sharp, dirty nails, his distended belly, his mouth open in a downturned smile,
34:27wailing.
34:29It's awful.
34:31Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you, and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:34So Jules hides from the sorry man, holding his breath, watching, watching, watching, as the sorry man cuts a woman
34:47open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries and he says, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
35:03It's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged, and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:11He's hidden inside another woman.
35:13Like one day he'll slice a woman open, and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up, romantic kind of...
35:27Oh my god.
35:30What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, you're a poor shot.
35:50I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:52She's gonna be your new auntie.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Aw, it's okay.
35:59No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood, so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry, the sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No, he prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel, good night.
36:16Good night.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey sir, I had to hear that story to get me this.
36:34It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie too?
36:42That's fun.
36:43Are they trying to kill each other with butter and ice?
36:45I mean, you don't believe in it, right?
36:47No, I definitely don't believe in the human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me and then he started walking up to me and I thought that he was going
37:28to hurt me but I don't know how to describe it.
37:30But I was like, he was watching me pee.
37:33What? Are you okay?
37:34Yeah, I'm fine.
37:35It was just, I don't know, I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu but like not the
37:44good kind.
37:44Like I feel something so familiar and I don't know how to describe it except just dread.
37:50Like when you just know something bad is going to happen, you just know and I've been feeling that way
37:55more and more and more and more and more since we got here.
37:58And then now that we're here, I just like, I don't know, I just like, I really, I really feel
38:03it now.
38:04Come here.
38:04Come here, come here.
38:05Come here, come here, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nicky?
38:26Hmm?
38:29Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland
38:31because of a panic attack?
38:33No. I wouldn't do that.
38:38Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:47I'm sorry.
39:01I'm sorry.
39:03Sorry.
39:05What?
39:14I have to do the thing.
39:16I have to do the thing.
39:18I have to go to the end zone.
39:45I have to do the next step.
39:46I have to do it.
39:47I have to do it.
39:47Oh.
39:50Oh.
39:52Oh.
39:53Mm.
40:03Oh.
40:06Oh.
40:07Oh.
40:10Oh.
40:12Oh, oh!
40:41I don't know.
40:51I don't know.
41:43I don't know.
41:47I don't know.
42:30I don't know.
42:54I don't know.
43:04I don't know.
43:29I don't know.
44:00Mrs. Cunningham?
44:02I don't know.
44:05I don't know.
44:28Hey.
44:31Hey.
44:36Mrs. Cunningham.
44:38Hey, are you okay?
44:50There she is.
44:57The next Mrs. Cunningham.
45:10Hi.
45:10Hi.
45:12Victoria, sweetheart, let's get you back to bed.
45:16I was just getting the mail.
45:18You don't have to do that, love.
45:19That's my job.
45:23We won't be seeing much of each other.
45:25We won't be seeing much of each other anymore.
45:25Oh, no, no, we will.
45:26It's just the beginning.
45:47We won't be seeing much of each other anymore.
45:49Oh, no, no, we will.
46:19We won't be seeing much of each other.
46:29You are my destiny, you are my destiny, you are what you are to me, you are my happiness.
46:50That's what you are, you are my destiny, you share my reverie.
47:09You're more than happiness, that's what you are.
47:24You are my destiny.
47:28You are my destiny.
47:58You are my destiny.
48:53You are my destiny.
49:07You are my destiny.
49:36You are my destiny.
49:54You are my destiny.
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