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Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen - Season 1 - Episode 02: Bride-Shaped Hole
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00:06What a pretty bride you'll be on the day you marry me
00:21Cause it's plain to see, very plain to see
00:27What a pretty bride you'll be
00:34Though ever young I know
00:41We've a long, long way to go
00:47I can't wait to see, I can't wait to see
00:55I just want to say a few words to introduce this week celebrating your love
01:04And I'm so honored that you two chose to get married here at Summer House
01:09As my sisters and I did before you
01:11And I'm thrilled to pass the tradition down to my sweet and gentle son
01:19My baby boy
01:22You were born to be loved
01:25You've always been someone who sees with his soul instead of his eyes
01:31Even when you were so tiny
01:34There were nights when the whole world was quiet
01:37And it was just you and me in the dark
01:41And you'd wake me up with this soft cry
01:46As if you were calling me to you
01:48Not because you needed something from me
01:50But because you wanted to share something with me
01:54And I promised you then that I would always protect this you
01:58This sweet, pure you
02:04So I want to tell you both something
02:07In a marriage
02:10You must promise
02:12To regard the soul you see now
02:16As the most important holy thing
02:20Because time is an unstoppable force
02:26And it will do whatever it can to destroy you
02:30And ultimately it will win
02:36So you sacrifice, you know
02:38You sacrifice superficial things
02:41Moods of the day
02:43Petty preferences
02:45In favor of the purest, deepest parts
02:50You accept and forgive each other's wrongdoings
02:56You don't let anything tear you apart
02:58No matter how gruesome
03:01That is what the love of your life is meant to do
03:03The love of your life
03:07So now a toast
03:10To my sweet baby Nikki
03:14And his fiancee Rachel
03:16Whom he's been hiding from us
03:18It is up to you now
03:20To protect the soul in front of you
03:23Marriage is a powerful merging of souls
03:28It's like being sewn together
03:30And in the wrong union
03:34It can feel like being chained to a shipwreck
03:38At the bottom of the ocean
03:41But in the right union
03:43It can feel like
03:48Immortality
03:55Cheers to immortality
03:57Cheers to immortality
03:59Cheers
04:00Cheers
04:02Cheers
04:02Cheers
04:03Cheers
04:03Cheers Mom
04:06What the fuck?
04:09And you don't know who this is from?
04:10No, it was just with the mail
04:15Never gotten hate mail before
04:20Maybe it's from Jess?
04:23No
04:23Didn't you say she tried to light your apartment on fire?
04:26No, she tried to light herself on fire in my apartment
04:29Rachel
04:29What?
04:30That
04:30You have scary taste
04:33Okay, well maybe
04:35Maybe it's from one of your exes
04:37No
04:37Yeah, maybe like a specific ex who happens to also be here
04:41I mean
04:41Come on, now?
04:42Yeah, maybe
04:42What if someone here is fucking with me?
04:44Your family doesn't even know me
04:45They know me, okay?
04:47And I talk about you with a certain fondness
04:49Almost as if I love you to death
04:50Yeah, but you're like a god to them
04:53I mean the way that your mother talks about you
04:54Perfect
04:55A perfect boy
04:57Why would you let her perfect boy marry some girl she's never met?
05:01No one is letting me marry you
05:03I want to marry you
05:04Nikki
05:04And you want to marry me
05:06Right?
05:07Isn't that all that matters?
05:09Okay
05:10I mean, if anything
05:13This note, let me see it
05:15It's about me not being good enough for you, okay?
05:19Don't marry him
05:20That's me
05:20It's very anti-me
05:22Who cares what some anonymous asshole thinks?
05:25Yeah, okay fine, but I mean I care what your mother thinks
05:27I mean
05:28Do I adequately protect your soul?
05:31I don't know what that means
05:33It means like
05:33Do I love you for who you are?
05:35Do I take you further and further from who you are?
05:37Until one day you wake up and you're like
05:38I don't recognize myself
05:39I'm depressed
05:40I'm going to leave you
05:41Rachel, that's not going to happen to us
05:42We're not those people
05:44Holy shit, where's my dress?
05:47What? It's in there?
05:49It's not in there?
05:50No
05:53No
05:53I swear it was here this morning
05:56It was hanging right here next to your suit
05:59Um, okay
06:00Did we leave it at Hannah and Chad's?
06:03Because we took it out to show it to them
06:04Do you remember bringing it in last night?
06:06I think so
06:07Maybe I left it in the car
06:12Maybe someone took it
06:14They wouldn't do that, I swear
06:16No one is trying to sabotage our wedding
06:18Okay, well I'm like 99% certain we didn't leave the dress
06:21Well, I can check the car again
06:23I just, I don't think anyone would take it
06:25Okay, then
06:26Where is it?
06:27I don't know, I don't know
06:29Hey, hey, same team, okay?
06:32Alright
06:32Give me a hug
06:33Hi
06:34Okay
06:36I'm gonna, I'll ask everyone if they've seen it
06:38Alright
06:38I'm gonna search the property
06:39Okay, we're gonna find it
06:41It's here somewhere
06:41Alright
06:42It's here
06:43We'll find it
06:45We're gonna get to the bottom of this
06:46Okay?
06:48And fuck this stupid thing, alright?
06:50They didn't even RSVP
07:25You just waste it
07:28About me
07:32Hey
07:33There's a whole thing
07:33I got here
07:35Where?
07:36Here
07:36That is
07:36That is
07:37You
07:37Is
07:37In
07:39The
07:39The
07:40The
07:40The
07:40The
07:40The
07:45The
07:45The
07:49I don't know what she might have said last night for Nicky's fiancée, I mean I think I got there
07:56a time before she said anything about it. I came this way.
07:59I'm sorry, Nicky should know so that he could put the head?
08:03No, it would completely screw up our plan. We're doing this for Victoria. It's what she wants.
08:10Of course.
08:10She would be completely devastated if Nicky found out, so you'll keep an eye on everyone from me, especially the
08:17fiancée.
08:18I'll try. Just dangle it with me, okay? I've got it.
08:40What are you looking at?
08:46Blood.
08:48There's blood. Look. Blood. Blood.
08:54Oh, fuck.
08:56Is it yours?
08:57Yeah, it was just a nosebleed.
09:00Oh, fuck.
09:02Oh, no, no, no. Don't say that.
09:04Sorry, man. It's gonna kill you.
09:06Dad!
09:07No, no, no, no. Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude. Wait, wait, wait.
09:10I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think that that's real.
09:13How would you know?
09:14I think that's just a story that Aunt Portia was saying to Scaris.
09:17You don't know anything about what's going on here.
09:20Dad!
09:21Jude, stop yelling.
09:24We don't yell in this house. You know that.
09:32Want to tell me why you were yelling?
09:34Rachel summoned the sorry man with her blood.
09:37Now he's gonna kill her.
09:39No, sorry.
09:39I, I had nosebleed last night and I guess it got on the floor.
09:43I'm sorry, Dad.
09:44I got here.
09:48Morning, Dr. Penny.
09:51Wait.
09:53You two.
09:54Wait.
09:55Wait.
09:59Look at me.
10:01I don't ever want you to talk about that.
10:03Do you understand?
10:04Do you understand?
10:08Marry Uncle Nicky.
10:10Then what?
10:11You don't need to worry about that.
10:13Okay?
10:14Okay?
10:16Hey, hey, hey.
10:17Wait. Jude, where you going?
10:19We don't yell in this house.
10:20Wait, you need to eat.
10:21Nellie, make me pancakes.
10:23What kind?
10:24Chocolate chip.
10:27Did Nicky tell you to call our dad Dr. Cunningham?
10:31No, it's just, I don't know, polite, I guess.
10:37You know I'm, I'm Dr. Cunningham too.
10:43Right.
10:46Sorry, do you want me to call you that?
10:49Of course.
10:51Okay.
10:55What's funny?
10:56I, I can't tell if you're joking or not.
11:05Hey, aren't brides supposed to wear white?
11:11What do you mean there's no dress?
11:13Do you think it's possible that like maybe somebody grabbed it?
11:16Rachel, how could you forget the wedding dress?
11:19Portia.
11:20It's all right, sweetheart.
11:22We will figure something out.
11:24Oh my God, you have to knock.
11:26We could have been naked.
11:27All of you?
11:28Ew, why are you picturing it?
11:30I'm not.
11:30Did you find it?
11:31I, um, I think we left it, right?
11:33You left the dress in Chicago?
11:35It's definitely not in Chicago.
11:36I mean, we had it.
11:37I really think we left it at Hannah and Chad's place.
11:38Who's Hannah and Chad?
11:39They're the friends we stayed with in Cleveland.
11:42You have friends in Cleveland?
11:43Did you call them and ask?
11:44Yeah, so they're both at work, but there's a spare key at their house, so I'm just gonna drive back.
11:48No, no, that's insane.
11:50Sorry, isn't it like an eight hour drive?
11:52We shouldn't drive all that way around.
11:53Why do you know how far it is to Cleveland?
11:54I wanna do it, okay?
11:56It's important.
11:57It's not, though.
11:58It's really fine.
11:59I mean, I can, I can wear something else.
12:00For your wedding?
12:01You need a wedding dress for your wedding, Rachel.
12:03You can't wear that.
12:04It's funeral.
12:05Yeah, well, I have something else I can wear.
12:09I think it's romantic what he's doing, right?
12:12Aw.
12:13See ya.
12:14Are you sure?
12:16Yeah, of course.
12:18It's good.
12:19It'll give you a chance to get to know each other better.
12:21Okay.
12:35Why don't you try my dress?
12:37That's a great idea!
12:39Oh my god, Mrs. Cunningham, that's so kind of you.
12:42I just...
12:47Wow.
12:49Why don't we just see if Nikki finds a dress and we can do the fitting tomorrow?
12:53But there's no time tomorrow.
12:54Tomorrow we've got a bunch of set-ups to do and Friday's the rehearsal dinner,
12:57Saturday's the bachelorette party, Sunday's the big day, today is the dress fitting.
13:00I think it might fit you.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Okay, I'd love...
13:08Yeah, please.
13:11Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
13:18Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
13:26I think we should lose the train.
13:28And the sleeves.
13:29I'm cutting off the sleeves.
13:31Uh, are you sure?
13:33It needs to come in at the waist.
13:36My mother had a waist like that.
13:38Well, I actually used to have a waist like that.
13:40Oh, Mom, stop.
13:41You look great.
13:42Do you know what ruins a waist like that?
13:44Want your hand up?
13:45Or do you want it down?
13:46Down?
13:46No, up.
13:47Having children.
13:48Mom, would you rather have a tiny waist than me?
13:51Well, you, of course, sweetheart.
13:53But it would be nice to have bone.
13:54Mom, you promised I could have Grandma Madeline's diamond bracelet.
13:59Oh, I, I...
13:59Portia?
14:00You can have it after.
14:03Oh.
14:04Never mind.
14:05It doesn't go.
14:08Well, that's just lovely.
14:11Now?
14:12I'm just noticing a necklace.
14:15Oh.
14:16Oh, no, wait.
14:17That's...
14:17Do you think Aunt Nora will be mad?
14:19Didn't she love the train?
14:20Well, it doesn't matter.
14:22It's not for her.
14:24You're right.
14:25It's for us.
14:29Now, this ring belonged to my great-grandmother, Eleanor.
14:34It's so pretty.
14:35Yes.
14:39You mean, instead of...
14:41It's a little big.
14:42But it will work if you don't talk with your hands so much.
14:49Yeah, but that's, that's the ring that Nikki gave me.
14:52And it's stunning.
14:54It doesn't mean you have to wear it on your wedding day.
14:57Sorry, but doesn't it...
14:59It's common to honor...
15:00Okay.
15:01Sorry.
15:30Yeah, something isn't right.
15:36Sorry, I just...
15:38I really, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
15:41I just don't know if all this feels a bit, like, not really necessary.
15:44If it's just, like, gonna be us, really, for the wedding.
15:48Rachel, a hundred people are coming.
15:51A hundred people are coming?
15:53No, no, it's ninety-something, right?
15:55Right, but it's family only, like you guys wanted.
15:57I thought family only meant, like, you guys and, like, maybe a couple grandparents.
16:03Well, you know how family is.
16:04Oh, my God.
16:06Oh, I completely forgot.
16:07You don't have a family.
16:08I thought she had a father.
16:10Well, I...
16:11We don't really talk.
16:12A hundred people are...
16:13It's complicated, right?
16:15Because if you invite Aunt Valerie and you have to invite Aunt Valerie, then you have to invite
16:18all four of her siblings and their spouses and their kids, our cousins.
16:23So, it's just...
16:24It's not possible to keep it as small as you want it, but it's still a small wedding.
16:27Does Nikki know about this?
16:29I don't keep track of what Nikki knows.
16:30Nellie?
16:31Oh, I don't know.
16:31It's the lace.
16:33It's always been too busy with their veil.
16:36It's too busy.
16:38We just need to find the perfect necklace.
16:41Oh, um...
16:43Actually, I was gonna just wear the necklace that I had on, because it has my mother's engagement ring on
16:48it.
16:48Everything is going to be perfect, and you won't even notice.
16:51You don't have parents to give you away.
16:56Don't worry.
16:58Everything is going to be perfect.
17:11Let's open this!
17:12Oh, no, I can do that.
17:13No, it's okay.
17:13I got it.
17:14Portia, please.
17:14I don't need any help.
17:16Don't aim it at us.
17:17I'm not aiming it.
17:17Oh, my God, Portia!
17:23Oh, my God.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:40I'm so sorry.
17:42Why are you sorry?
17:44No, it's okay.
17:44It's okay.
17:45I've got it.
17:45Don't.
17:46You've got blood on the dress.
17:48No.
17:48No.
17:49Take a moment.
17:50Oh, no.
17:51Shh.
17:55I don't think I can do this.
17:57I can't do this to her.
17:58Yes, I know.
17:58My great-grandmother gave this to my grandmother on her wedding day.
18:08She thought the pearls were fake.
18:14Do you know the trick with pearls?
18:22You rub them against your teeth.
18:24Hmm.
18:26And if they're smooth, they're fake.
18:31And if they're rough like sandpaper, they're real.
18:42Of course, my grandmother, she had fake teeth, so she couldn't tell.
18:49Her mother was buried alive.
18:56What?
18:57Uh, why?
18:59It was an accident.
19:03Maybe this can be or something borrowed.
19:08It's meant to be from the mother.
19:12To ward off bad luck in a marriage.
19:14I'm pretty sure pearls are bad luck for a wedding.
19:17And what about fake pearls?
19:21You want me to rub this on my teeth?
19:46I'm pretty sure.
19:48I'm pretty sure.
19:51They're real.
19:53It's true.
19:54Yeah.
20:05It must have been so, so difficult going through adolescence without a mother.
20:15A mother absorbs her children and vice versa.
20:39You look just right.
20:47Thank you, it's perfect.
21:08Look at me, honey.
21:22I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry.
21:27Hey.
21:29What?
21:34Because of what this will do to you both.
21:42I'm coming, honey.
21:51Hey babe, how's it going over there?
21:53Good.
21:54Good.
21:55Uh-oh.
21:56Hello?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Uh, Nikki, did you know that there's 100 people coming to the wedding?
22:04What?
22:06Oh my God.
22:07I told them family only.
22:08Yeah.
22:09Well, according to your sister, that's, uh, 100 people and-
22:14I'm sorry.
22:15Something weird is going on.
22:16Um, they, they, they put me in your mother's dress.
22:18They cut it up.
22:19They, they tailored it.
22:19They gave me all these accessories like it was their plan all along.
22:22It's like they, it's like they really want to have a wedding but they don't actually care
22:25who walks on the aisle into your arms as long as someone does.
22:28And I was like, there's this bride shaped hole and they, and they just need a body to fill
22:32it.
22:32I don't know why.
22:32I, uh, but they, they all keep bursting into tears and it's fucking freaking me out
22:38there.
22:38They're whispering about shit and crying and they're hiding something from us.
22:42Hold on, hold on.
22:43What?
22:43Everyone's crying?
22:45Yes.
22:46There's so much crying.
22:47What do you mean?
22:48Your mother apologized to me and she said, sorry for what this will do to you.
22:52Like what?
22:52Like what, what is she talking about?
22:54Wait, she said that?
22:55Yes.
22:56I have no idea.
22:57Can you, can you, can you just come back here please?
23:00Yeah, sure.
23:01Wait, what, what about your dress?
23:02I don't care about the dress.
23:03I never cared about the dress.
23:04I mean, your mother's dress now.
23:05I never wanted you to drive eight hours.
23:06Nell and Portia and your mom wanted you to drive eight hours.
23:09Okay.
23:09Okay.
23:10Are you, are you, are you turning around?
23:12I'll turn around right now.
23:13I'm so, I'm so sorry.
23:14I left you there.
23:15Okay.
23:15I'll be back soon.
23:16Okay.
23:18Okay.
23:18I love you.
23:19All right.
23:19Love you too.
23:23Fuck.
23:27Fuck.
23:33Fuck.
23:34There we go.
24:11There we go.
24:56There we go.
25:24There we go.
25:51There we go.
26:12There we go.
26:12There we go.
26:21There we go.
26:27There we go.
26:31There we go.
26:33There we go.
26:34There we go.
26:35There we go.
26:36There we go.
27:27There we go.
27:30There we go.
27:59There we go.
27:59There we go.
28:11There we go.
28:14There we go.
28:16What are you doing?
28:50How are you?
28:54What are you doing in her dress?
29:02Oh, I, um, I couldn't get it off.
29:10Why are you in it at all?
29:13Uh, because Mrs. Cunningham told me to try it on.
29:17They wanted to see if it fit me.
29:32I'm sorry.
29:34It, it wasn't my idea.
29:39Take it off.
29:42Okay.
29:44I will.
29:54I will.
30:25This is Nikki Cunningham.
30:26I guess you missed me.
30:28Please leave a message or text me.
30:33Oh, my God.
30:49I don't know.
31:16I don't know.
31:21I don't know.
31:25I don't know.
31:26I don't know.
31:27Hi.
31:30Hi.
31:31Find anything good?
31:33Sorry.
31:34Um, I was just looking for my wedding dress.
31:40You're cold.
31:43Sorry?
31:49Colder.
32:05Warmer.
32:12Warmer.
32:18Warmer.
32:21Warmer.
32:30Warmer.
32:43Scalding hot.
32:45Bingo.
32:46Oh.
32:48Looks like a wedding dress to me.
32:54It's not my dress, it's your mother's.
32:56Oh.
32:58You planning to stay in that for the next four days?
33:04No.
33:07I can't get out of it.
33:10You want help?
33:14Hold my banana.
33:17I'll help you.
33:20I can't get out of it.
33:23I can't get out of it.
33:31I can't get out of it.
33:52Hi, this is Nick Cunningham.
33:53Fuck, fuck, pick up the phone.
33:55Message or text me.
34:11Hey, look, I'm not trying to spiral, I'm trying to be like good and normal here, but Nicky
34:17there really is something going on.
34:19My dress is here somewhere, I found the garment bag under the bed and a fucking piece of my
34:23dress outside of Portia's room and someone stole my necklace and your brother's got a
34:28lethal injection in his room, so I don't know like what that's for, but if you're not back
34:34here soon, I'm running down the highway till you find me and we are driving all the way
34:37back to Chicago.
34:38Okay, call me back, bye.
34:59It's so tragic, so who cares?
35:26What's that sound?
35:28Oh, she speaks.
35:30What's that sound?
35:30Yeah.
35:31That sounds, it's been going all day.
35:33What sound, Rachel?
35:34It's the neighbors, they're using their snow plow.
35:37But it's been going all day.
35:39They've been using their snow plow all day?
35:43Is there a problem?
35:44I didn't hear a sound.
35:46What the fuck?
35:48What the?
35:48No.
35:49Where's Boris?
35:52Oh, he's resting, he hasn't been feeling well all day.
35:55Aren't you going to eat anything?
35:58I'm not hungry?
36:02She doesn't speak, she doesn't eat.
36:07Don't worry, dear.
36:20Sorry, Nikki's calling, I'm just going to, sorry, I'll just, I'll take this one second.
36:23I'll be right back.
36:28Hi.
36:29Hey.
36:30...
36:43...
36:46...
36:48I don't know.
37:27I don't know.
37:48I don't know.
38:43I don't know.
38:45I don't know.
38:47No.
38:48No.
38:49No.
38:49No.
38:49No.
38:52No.
38:53No.
39:01No.
39:05No.
39:07No.
39:10No.
39:11No.
39:40No.
39:41I'm catching up, all right?
39:43I just need to find out how this happened, okay?
39:46I need to talk to them.
39:47No, no, no, no, no.
39:48I'll be right back.
39:49I'll be right back.
39:50I'll be right back.
39:51Okay?
39:51Fuck!
39:58Oh, God.
39:59Oh, God.
40:00Oh, God.
40:01Oh, God.
40:21My wife is dying.
40:25She has a very aggressive brain tumor.
40:29Once we got the diagnosis, we got radiation, craniotomy, and then it came back.
40:37So, then she decided she wanted to go on her own terms.
40:44We have been planning her death for a few months, though, and then Nicky called with the news
40:53of his engagement, and he was so excited about having a wedding here, and we thought how beautiful
41:02that we could have one last big family get-together, a celebration.
41:11before Victoria leaves us.
41:13That's why the wedding needs to be big, Rachel.
41:17It's her last party.
41:19We were going to tell you, Nicky.
41:21Sweetheart.
41:23We were so excited about your wedding and about your future.
41:26It just wasn't the right time to tell you.
41:29You know, it's just something they do, protect baby Nicky from the hard stuff.
41:35Jillian, Jillian.
41:37I did what I could, honey.
41:38I did what this family again.
41:40But it is a death sentence, and sooner or later, it's going to turn me into someone I'm not,
41:43and I don't want that to happen.
41:46I don't want my children to see that.
41:54I'm sorry this got out of hand.
41:56No.
41:57I'm sorry.
41:58I'm...
41:59I feel...
42:01awful for fucking up your plan.
42:04No, no.
42:05I think you're exactly what this family needs.
42:08It'll keep us honest, right?
42:16Mom.
42:17Mom.
42:19I'm sorry.
42:19Come here.
42:21Come here.
42:21Oh, my sweet love.
42:23I'm so sorry.
42:25I'm so sorry.
42:27Everything is going to be okay.
42:28Everything is going to be perfect.
42:34It's okay.
42:35Shh.
42:36Hey.
42:38I grabbed that for you.
42:41I just didn't want it to get misplaced with everything.
42:47Yeah.
42:50There's just one thing I don't understand.
42:53I found my wedding dress on this, like, horrifying stick doll thing in the woods.
43:02Is that, like, I don't know, like, I'm part of this.
43:06Oh, shit.
43:08Portia said the sorry man kills brides and turns them inside out.
43:12I only did it to protect Rachel.
43:15I only did it to protect Rachel.
43:16I tricked him so he wouldn't hurt her.
43:18Tell Rachel you're sorry for ruining her dress and scaring her.
43:23Sorry, Rachel, for ruining her dress and scaring you.
43:28It's okay.
43:30Listen, buddy, the sorry man isn't real.
43:35It's just, it's a story I made up when I was a kid like you to scare Uncle Nicky and
43:42Aunt Portia.
43:43No, but you don't believe it's true, huh?
43:45Dad?
43:47No.
43:50No.
43:51I don't.
43:52I don't.
43:54No one does.
43:55It's not grandma or grandpa.
43:59Not Nellie or Nicky or Portia or Rachel.
44:08It's not real.
44:10It's, it's just not real.
44:12It's, it's, it's not real.
44:14Say it back to me.
44:16The sorry man isn't real.
44:21The sorry man isn't real.
44:24The sorry man isn't real.
44:28Rachel.
44:29The sorry man isn't real.
44:33The sorry man isn't real.
44:37The sorry man isn't real.
44:40The sorry man isn't real.
44:44The sorry man isn't real.
44:49The sorry man isn't real.
44:51The sorry man isn't real.
45:10Sorry, that isn't real.
45:32Yes, I am, if I turned you blue, just know the thought was never true, and I won't ever forgive
45:56myself.
45:58Darling, know that I'm sorry, yes, I am, sorry, won't you take me back, if I broke your heart.
46:30Just know I loved you from the start, and I won't ever forgive myself.
46:45Darling, know that I'm sorry, yes, I am.
47:00I'm sorry, won't you take me back.
47:08I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, baby.
47:19I'm so sorry, baby.
47:56I'm so sorry, baby.
47:57I'm so sorry, baby.
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