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00:00:14You should be big in India's god later and let's go!

00:00:18Samaya is genuinely talented.

00:00:20Samaya's style is bad for me.

00:00:22Why do you feel like the Wi-Fi?

00:00:23What Samaya does?

00:00:24I don't want to be an independent woman.

00:00:26Samaya's good.

00:00:26I speak Braille as well as Kashmiri.

00:00:29Samaya is very good.

00:00:30His audacity is the same.

00:00:32I don't want to see others.

00:00:33I don't want to see others.

00:00:38Okay, bro, I have another question.

00:00:40Would you rather...

00:00:42Supreme Court observed that such language is not acceptable.

00:00:46Supreme Court pulled up.

00:00:47India's got leetons.

00:00:48Professional perverts and full-time idiots.

00:00:51How people would like to...

00:00:52Me.

00:00:52My family and I.

00:00:54Got to worship comedian.

00:01:07And people who buy tickets to listen to all this stuff for her, they buy tickets.

00:01:12And they go to these shows and they sit and listen and they clap for these

00:01:16Whatever this I don't know if these are even jokes

00:01:25Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage

00:01:54What's up, Bangalore?

00:02:00What a joke, brother!

00:02:02One more time, take care of all of us. Everyone is here

00:02:07A little bit of a bite for our opening act

00:02:14How did you feel about that set?

00:02:18That was so nervous in the back stage.

00:02:22You know, my favorite hobby is just

00:02:24watching a big show before the back stage opening act.

00:02:28I'm enjoying it.

00:02:32I feel so cute.

00:02:34I asked myself, how many people are today?

00:02:37I said, some 11-12 people are excited.

00:02:39Yes, brother, it will be fun.

00:02:40You know, they have dreams in their eyes.

00:02:48They get excited with stand-up.

00:02:51They have hopes and dreams.

00:02:52I will become a man act.

00:02:54Wow!

00:02:55It's so cute to me, you know.

00:02:57Because I was like this at one time.

00:03:00It's one day.

00:03:04It's one day of today.

00:03:07A pushle Bhanushali

00:03:09A pushle Bhanushali

00:03:10Juri wi-allah,

00:03:11If anyone's a man act.

00:03:12I was like this at full time.

00:03:23Oh

00:03:30Go is future bachan. Yeah, I'm gonna. Ma choddi beer bicep

00:03:45Mayra pura mental health car. I've got the house

00:03:50Salah us got a meditation be at a

00:03:56I don't remember anything, man.

00:03:59Here, biceps van showed the monk who sold my Ferrari.

00:04:15Three F.I.R. are on me, man.

00:04:19You know, I always knew that one day will be a F.I.R. will happen.

00:04:25But I thought that it would happen,

00:04:29that I was saying something.

00:04:36I didn't say anything in that episode.

00:04:39It was sitting in the chair.

00:04:41We die in the crossfire in Kashmir.

00:04:53My brother...

00:04:56What's this year?

00:04:58My brother...

00:04:59Oh, bro.

00:05:02Oh, my God, man.

00:05:04February ka mahinah.

00:05:06Fucking hell, bro.

00:05:07Hell broke loose in February.

00:05:09We all came to eat.

00:05:11Politicians.

00:05:12Celebrities.

00:05:14Sunil Paal.

00:05:19Sunil Paal was saying,

00:05:20What are you doing?

00:05:21Say,

00:05:22Kapil Sharma.

00:05:26Kapil Sharma was she on the first episode.

00:05:36Kapil Sharma was she on the same message.

00:05:37I was like,

00:05:38Love your show.

00:05:39Big fan of the show.

00:05:39What a timing you have.

00:05:42Sunil Paal was sitting in the back.

00:05:43What was happening?

00:05:44All the irrelevant people trying to get some limelight by kicking the fucking dead at that time, man.

00:05:50Beep rocked in front of me.

00:05:53I was shocked, man. I love that guy's music, yeah.

00:05:57In two minutes, we were talking about beep rocked.

00:06:00Hey!

00:06:01What happened in this show?

00:06:03I will never come to the podcast.

00:06:08Who called you, brother?

00:06:11Saba headed for the time to bring food together.

00:06:14Everyone started eating and eating and eating.

00:06:15Shakti Maan had come, man.

00:06:19Shakti Maan? Really?

00:06:21Shakti Maan, how will we live?

00:06:24Sorry, Shakti Maan.

00:06:28Shakti Maan was saying,

00:06:30What will their effect win on his children's content?

00:06:33What will it happen to children's content?

00:06:36I don't know how many people watching the shaktimaan era in the TV.

00:06:41Every month, there was news every single month.

00:06:43No child watching the shaktimaan building.

00:06:48You are killed by the kids, brother.

00:06:50Fuck, fuck, fuck.

00:06:53What did you take a moral high ground, shaktimaan?

00:06:57What, brother?

00:06:58Everybody was all over there.

00:06:59Fucking everybody.

00:07:00For what?

00:07:01For a fucking joke that people didn't like?

00:07:05It's a little bit.

00:07:07I couldn't believe it.

00:07:09The scale they took it to was insane, disproportional.

00:07:12How can you do that for a small joke?

00:07:15Fucking okay.

00:07:16I've said something.

00:07:17B.R.Y.S.A.R.F.

00:07:19Who doesn't do it?

00:07:20Your favorite comedian, influencer, podcaster, celebrity cricketer

00:07:24has done such a thing in life on the internet,

00:07:27which has hurt people.

00:07:29Everybody makes mistakes, man.

00:07:31I did it.

00:07:35I know.

00:07:40I know.

00:07:42I know.

00:07:46I know.

00:07:47It'sopsin kind of one joke.

00:07:48One joke is funny to me.

00:07:49Some joke is funny.

00:07:50vì spun.

00:07:52So he was like me.

00:07:55He's also a Twitter.

00:07:57But I was in the early sleep.

00:08:01So I was like to reply to everyone.

00:08:05And 15-20 girls, they were funny-funny reply.

00:08:10I wrote 4-5 words,

00:08:12I was like, my mother's mother.

00:08:20I am sorry.

00:08:22There you have it.

00:08:23I am sorry about that.

00:08:24I was just naive.

00:08:26I thought I am being some cool guy.

00:08:27I did something.

00:08:29Now the girls were angry at me.

00:08:31They laughed at me.

00:08:32So I said, I'm not scared from cancel culture.

00:08:37I will show you what a true comedian is.

00:08:40It didn't happen from right wing.

00:08:44I thought that this is cancel culture.

00:08:47The girls will say something.

00:08:48And they grow up.

00:08:50They say, these comedians are saying anything.

00:08:52They don't get anything.

00:08:53There has to be some accountability.

00:08:55This is not fair.

00:08:56But I will tell you, that this is not.

00:08:59Every time a comedian, a public figure hurts people by saying something,

00:09:04you lose that person that you have hurt from your audience forever.

00:09:07That is the punishment you get.

00:09:10Because of how I behaved with those 4 women on the internet,

00:09:1410,000 girls have seen and now they hate Samayrana.

00:09:18For life.

00:09:19Now I want to do anything.

00:09:21I will take care of cancer.

00:09:24Those 10,000 girls will say,

00:09:26this is the girl that is Samayrana.

00:09:29That is the punishment you get.

00:09:31B.R. Biceps has said something about the mother-in-law.

00:09:34So the mother-in-law was watching his podcast,

00:09:36the mother-in-law would probably say,

00:09:38we will never watch this podcast.

00:09:40That is the punishment that is fair.

00:09:42Right?

00:09:43This should happen, right?

00:09:44Right?

00:09:45This is a little bit.

00:09:46This is a bad joke.

00:09:47This is a bad joke.

00:09:47This is a military coming home.

00:09:50This is a tanker.

00:09:51This is a private jet.

00:09:56It was so unfair what was happening with B.R. Biceps.

00:10:00Man, when I was watching this,

00:10:02the whole country was behind B.R. Biceps.

00:10:04I decided,

00:10:05I will defend this guy until the fucking end.

00:10:13But he killed the joke.

00:10:22I did not defend her at home.

00:10:29My mother was asking at night.

00:10:32My mother was asking at night.

00:10:33What did she say?

00:10:33She said,

00:10:33leave her at home.

00:10:35She is a bad man.

00:10:36She is a bad man.

00:10:40She told me,

00:10:42she said,

00:10:43she said,

00:10:43hey,

00:10:44you will see.

00:10:48What is it?

00:10:48What is the big thing?

00:10:53as a bad boy,

00:10:54baby.

00:10:55You know,

00:11:04you are not alone.

00:11:05If he goes on,

00:11:09the ugly shorn,

00:11:10you are a bad boy.

00:11:11I am lying.

00:11:12All right,

00:11:13How you can do it?

00:11:14I am lying.

00:11:14The problem is,

00:11:14at least,

00:11:16the first year

00:11:16I made my image, yoga, meditation, spirituality, sadhana.

00:11:23Then in my show, I'm telling you, what am I going to do?

00:11:30What are you doing, bro?

00:11:32You can't do both of them.

00:11:35You either do yoga or do you want to do both of them.

00:11:39You can't make new asanas, both of them.

00:11:45Of course, people will say, what did he do? How did he say it?

00:11:50He broke the character, right?

00:11:52See, I don't know if you know this or not.

00:11:55But if you've come to my show, I'll tell you.

00:11:57Whoever we see, comedians, creators, actors, celebrities, public figures,

00:12:03you are never watching us as who we are.

00:12:06We are just playing a character on the internet.

00:12:08Because if we are honest, the things we do in real life,

00:12:12if we will do the internet,

00:12:14there are three FIRs in a day.

00:12:17Stay safe in India.

00:12:20In India, internet is not a platform to showcase your art.

00:12:25In India, internet is a game we play to set a high score in our bank accounts.

00:12:35I'm the only one who I am on the internet.

00:12:36I'm the only one who I am on the internet.

00:12:38He is also a character.

00:12:40But the character I made on the internet,

00:12:43the way I'm in real life,

00:12:45I made a game of a game.

00:12:50If I make a game of a game,

00:12:53then I'm a game of a game on the internet.

00:13:04It's free to be a gando.

00:13:06It's freeing, it's liberating.

00:13:08If you have taken a clean image,

00:13:10then you will be very wild on the internet.

00:13:12But you will always be stressed.

00:13:14You will always be stressed

00:13:15that once you have given a hug,

00:13:18the whole world will be ready for you.

00:13:21A clean person will never become a bad person.

00:13:25A bad person will never become a bad person.

00:13:26A bad person will never become a bad person.

00:13:29A bad person will never become a bad person.

00:13:35Like I went to KBC.

00:13:38I went to KBC.

00:13:39I went to KBC.

00:13:40It's a clean person.

00:13:42I haven't gotten any problems.

00:13:44Nobody has cried.

00:13:47Someone has reached the character,

00:13:48why did it make me a bad person?

00:13:49Why did I have noíd?

00:13:50She wasn't on my brain now to have to be a bad person.

00:13:52I sat in my mind.

00:13:52Why were you at WTCs sitting here with you?

00:13:56I sat in my mind.

00:13:57I didn't have to be a bad person.

00:13:58Whether and I sat in my mind that

00:14:04You have so many polio ads

00:14:08Then why didn't you stand up on your son on the back of your head?

00:14:18You didn't have that done, I didn't have that done

00:14:25I said, sir, my grandfather is a big fan

00:14:28No, no, no, my grandfather died.

00:14:33My grandfather died.

00:14:34My grandfather died for 7 years.

00:14:37But you have to play the room.

00:14:39It's a game.

00:14:40You are not honest on the Indian internet.

00:14:42You cannot be yourself.

00:14:43You play the game.

00:14:44You play the room.

00:14:45It's all a fucking facade.

00:14:47I understand the game very very well.

00:14:49I understood when I was going to KBC

00:14:51that I am a place where I am.

00:14:54I will be clean here.

00:14:55People say, what a versatile creator.

00:14:58You can do it as a harami.

00:15:00You can do it as a clean.

00:15:01What a crazy guy.

00:15:02Wow!

00:15:04Beer biceps would be like this.

00:15:12I am clean everywhere.

00:15:15I will do it as a harami.

00:15:17People say, what a crazy versatile guy.

00:15:20No!

00:15:22I can eat non-vegetarian veg.

00:15:34I can do all of them.

00:15:37I can only do it as a бог.

00:15:40I have to get to it.

00:15:41It's a little muita.

00:15:44I have to go out and go out and do it as a literal thing.

00:15:47I have to cut the show at night and go out and do it as a returns.

00:15:55You can only eat veg.

00:15:55I will eat veg.

00:15:55It'll be full of them.

00:15:55It will be full of them.

00:15:56I have to go out and get to it.

00:15:58It will be full of them.

00:15:58It'll be full of them.

00:15:58I was watching my show on monthly 4 crore unique devices on 4 crore.

00:16:074 crore, four people watching my show on our country and laughing.

00:16:11I had to delete that show on YouTube.

00:16:14It broke me like anything, man.

00:16:17I never wanted to remove it.

00:16:19I was in the US at that time.

00:16:21I had a call from Mumbai police.

00:16:23That you have to remove all the episodes.

00:16:25Now you have to remove it.

00:16:26I said, I am not going to remove it.

00:16:28I live in a democracy.

00:16:29We have freedom of speech.

00:16:39So my editor arrested me.

00:16:44My editor told me,

00:16:47there are 20 police police station.

00:16:50And now they are watching one episode.

00:16:55And they have notes.

00:16:58They are making the same language.

00:17:01They are making the same language.

00:17:01And where did they happen?

00:17:03I said,

00:17:05people would see this from the first time.

00:17:11I would like to remove it.

00:17:13I would like to remove it.

00:17:14I would like to remove it.

00:17:16You would like to take it from the first time.

00:17:48I was like,

00:17:48I was playing safe, this internet game. What can I tell you?

00:17:52I was watching the show, India's Got Latent,

00:17:54which you were watching one hour,

00:17:56you were watching the most clean one hour.

00:18:01The one who watched the show live,

00:18:03knows that it was five hours.

00:18:06You've never seen the actual controversial four hours.

00:18:11Because at that show there was no script.

00:18:13No one would say anything.

00:18:14Some had a joke on religion,

00:18:16some had a joke on caste,

00:18:17some had a joke on it.

00:18:21But then I was trying to get it,

00:18:23no no no,

00:18:23I was going to eat the right wing,

00:18:24no no no,

00:18:25I was trying to eat the left wing,

00:18:26I was trying to eat it.

00:18:28I was working so safe,

00:18:30I was playing the five hours,

00:18:32and I could complete the half hours of the week.

00:18:35I could have a break in the middle of the week.

00:18:40Because it was a joke in my self,

00:18:41I could have taken a joke on it,

00:18:43that was a very difficult job.

00:18:44I'm a man.

00:18:45They look like you on the edit.

00:18:46All are laughing at me.

00:18:48I was beating a joke in real.

00:18:50Then I was thinking about it at night.

00:18:55Why did I say this?

00:18:58I'm a big boy.

00:19:01People are laughing at me.

00:19:03Everyone has their own insecurities.

00:19:05And they have to do a lot of nonsense.

00:19:07People in the mood of the panelist

00:19:08they will say the worst things to people.

00:19:10People have cried and left the panel midway.

00:19:13Then I was going to all the cameras.

00:19:15If people are sitting on Twitter or on a podcast,

00:19:17they will be like this.

00:19:19Then I will say,

00:19:20I'm a big boy.

00:19:25That's my heart.

00:19:27This level I was playing safe.

00:19:31I went to all the cameras

00:19:33in the first half.

00:19:34He went to the camera.

00:19:36He was happy.

00:19:40He was doing it.

00:19:45He was happy.

00:19:47He was happy.

00:19:47Ashish Chanchalani was happy.

00:19:49Balraj was happy.

00:19:50I was happy.

00:19:52Everything was going as per the plan.

00:19:53We were having a great episode.

00:19:56Apoorwa aki thi.

00:19:57Jo wo first half ke baad roh rahi thi bhai.

00:20:01You guys know Apoorwa?

00:20:03That girl on that panel.

00:20:05Dude.

00:20:06I entered her room.

00:20:07She was crying like anything.

00:20:09She couldn't be crying harder.

00:20:10I went to the camera.

00:20:11I went to the camera.

00:20:11I said, Apoorwa?

00:20:14What have I said?

00:20:16My first thought is this.

00:20:20I was just saying something.

00:20:22I said,

00:20:23You haven't said anything.

00:20:25I said,

00:20:27Let's go.

00:20:27I'll tell you later.

00:20:31But I said,

00:20:32What happened?

00:20:34Why are you crying?

00:20:35I said,

00:20:35It's okay.

00:20:36You go.

00:20:37I'll be fine.

00:20:38I said,

00:20:38Tell me.

00:20:40It's okay.

00:20:41I said, Apoorwa.

00:20:42You're my guest.

00:20:44I'm your host.

00:20:45If you don't tell me,

00:20:47what's your host?

00:20:48As a host,

00:20:49I won't start this show.

00:20:50You have to tell me.

00:20:52Trust me like a brother

00:20:53and tell me what's bothering you.

00:20:55What did I say?

00:21:00And Apoorwa

00:21:01Apoorwa was very difficult

00:21:03and very powerful.

00:21:04He cried.

00:21:05He confessed me.

00:21:07He said,

00:21:08Time.

00:21:10You're on the spot.

00:21:13There's no script.

00:21:15I'm also trying to do it.

00:21:17But I've never done it.

00:21:18I've never done it.

00:21:19So, I feel a lot of pressure.

00:21:20I don't have to say anything.

00:21:21I don't want to say anything funny.

00:21:22I don't want to say anything funny.

00:21:23Now, when the episode comes out,

00:21:24so many people will see me,

00:21:26they will give me a laugh.

00:21:27Why did I call it?

00:21:28Why did I call it?

00:21:28He didn't say anything funny?

00:21:29I don't want to say anything funny.

00:21:32Maybe this is not meant for me.

00:21:34Maybe I'm not funny.

00:21:38How much emotional he told me.

00:21:42And as he finished it,

00:21:44I realized that

00:21:46I don't want to console the men.

00:21:53I said,

00:21:54I've always asked him.

00:21:55He's like a hero.

00:21:56What's bothering you?

00:21:58I am a brother.

00:21:59Lord,

00:21:59I don't want to say anything.

00:22:01I thought I was too low on the weight of the weight.

00:22:04I'll give you something.

00:22:06I'll give you something.

00:22:07I'll tell you what I'll tell you.

00:22:09Why should I be too low on the weight of the weight of the weight?

00:22:11I'm not even talking much about the weight,

00:22:14I'm not talking.

00:22:18I'm so narrow on to my husband's face.

00:22:23You're good for me.

00:22:26I'm not talking about the weight of the weight.

00:22:28I'm drunk.

00:22:30No.

00:22:31Just to tell him.

00:22:32Don't you?

00:22:33I'm drunk.

00:22:34I'm also drunk.

00:22:35I'm drunk.

00:22:37I don't know where it will be, he's running.

00:22:41We're talking all the time.

00:22:43We're dead, we'll show some emotions.

00:22:45I'm dead, I'm dead.

00:22:48What is this life, brother?

00:22:50I've heard of him, I've heard of him.

00:22:52I've heard of him.

00:22:53Apoorva said so much emotional.

00:22:56He said, I don't think I'm funny.

00:23:00I said, Apoorva?

00:23:07You are right.

00:23:13This meant my saying,

00:23:15which I explained to you,

00:23:17that you're not funny, because you're not a comedian.

00:23:20I'm a professional comedian.

00:23:22I do this every day.

00:23:23That's why I'm funny.

00:23:25What I can do,

00:23:26you can't do it.

00:23:27What you can do,

00:23:29who wants to do it?

00:23:30She.

00:23:37I have another one in the heart.

00:23:42I thought,

00:23:42that's the truth to me.

00:23:43That's why I'm like,

00:23:43I'm like,

00:23:44I'm not going to be wrong.

00:23:45So I'm not going to be wrong.

00:23:47So I'm going to be wrong.

00:23:50So I'm going to be wrong.

00:23:52So I'm going to be wrong.

00:23:54I said,

00:23:55I'm going to be wrong here.

00:23:57I said,

00:23:57I'm going to be wrong.

00:23:58No, no, you're wrong.

00:23:59You're a tiger.

00:24:00And I fell.

00:24:02Now I started the second half of Shokra.

00:24:05Second half of Shokra.

00:24:09A galialiaker.

00:24:11A galialiaker.

00:24:13He did the same thing in the world.

00:24:17He said he was there in the world.

00:24:18one galialiaker,

00:24:18a galialiaker,

00:24:23a galialiaker.

00:24:25I had to go to her head

00:24:26She told me,

00:24:26I will be your conception of a man.

00:24:29He said,

00:24:32Now I have a whole context.

00:24:43I am the professional comedian. I am the man of the room. I have to handle this.

00:24:47I have to make a mic for his comeback.

00:24:54And I have to make a little bit more.

00:24:57Sometimes the professional is free.

00:25:00I said, no one will remove this from the edit.

00:25:01I will remove this from the edit.

00:25:04I have to make a lot of casually a mic.

00:25:08I said, you have never seen it before?

00:25:10I have seen it from the beginning of the story.

00:25:16My car broke, brother.

00:25:22Why did I not say that?

00:25:27I will remove this from the edit.

00:25:37What a fucking comeback to have in that moment, man.

00:25:40Four comedian failed her.

00:25:42I was very jealous.

00:25:43Yes.

00:25:43But I was so proud of her also.

00:25:45Because what a comeback to have in that moment, you know.

00:25:47Kuch cheize hoti hai na yaar.

00:25:49Woh life mein layers mein hoti hai.

00:25:52Surface level chhodo na yaar.

00:25:53Apoorwa rapper.

00:25:55That was not the moment.

00:25:56The moment was deeper, bigger than that.

00:25:58It was not Apoorwa giving comeback to a rapper from Gwalior.

00:26:02It was a woman standing up for herself and winning against a man.

00:26:19He won.

00:26:20He won.

00:26:21It was a powerful moment.

00:26:23Mere ko goose bumps a gaye yaar.

00:26:25It was like,

00:26:26It was like,

00:26:26Jab lagaan mein kachana ne ball spin kara liya.

00:26:31Mane woh party popper liya.

00:26:33Apoorwa ke sar pe phoda.

00:26:34Mane ka,

00:26:35Yeah!

00:26:35Hey!

00:26:36Humari chhori chhoro se kam hai kya?

00:26:41Teen F.I.R.

00:26:47That is the price of women standing up for themselves.

00:26:54Agar mein ye episode dobarah edit kar pata na.

00:26:58I would still keep her comeback in because I think she killed it man.

00:27:02I think she fucking killed it.

00:27:03Come.

00:27:06I think that this episode doesn't even happen.

00:27:10I'm sleeping now with a drink of water.

00:27:12Dark circle.

00:27:14What a good life was going on to my January.

00:27:18I'm putting every video on YouTube.

00:27:195 crore views, 6 crore views.

00:27:22Every real real is on Instagram.

00:27:24Every podcast about me.

00:27:25I'm in the thumbnail.

00:27:27Every celebrity wants to meet me.

00:27:29The other comedians are running.

00:27:31Oh!

00:28:02Woo!

00:28:02I'm reading the video.

00:28:02I've booked the video.

00:28:03I've booked the video on the USA.

00:28:04I'm coming in my peak to fucking conquer the world.

00:28:08I'm in the full Alexander the Great mindset.

00:28:12I did a flight book.

00:28:14The first class of US.

00:28:17The bear fell.

00:28:18The flight took off.

00:28:20I removed my iPad.

00:28:23I said, I will edit this Dear Biceps episode.

00:28:27Then, I don't need to stress on the US tour.

00:28:30I don't need to stress.

00:28:38There was 5 hours footage.

00:28:41I was cutting myself.

00:28:42I was cutting myself.

00:28:44I'm cutting myself.

00:28:45I'm cutting myself.

00:28:49Now, many people meet me.

00:28:51I ask a question.

00:28:53At the time,

00:28:54My brother,

00:28:55if you have so much brain

00:28:59then,

00:29:00you have to tell the bear biceps

00:29:02that stupid question.

00:29:04Why don't you have to tell the edit?

00:29:08I tell you the mother's story.

00:29:13In that episode,

00:29:15the bear biceps

00:29:15asked the question

00:29:188 times.

00:29:19I asked the question

00:29:37in the future,

00:29:38but I asked her

00:29:38and asked her

00:29:39and,

00:29:40and I asked her

00:29:40and said at this point,

00:29:41a question will turn around.

00:29:46As I said,

00:29:47The one thing is,

00:29:47all I want to give myslings,

00:29:49all I want to give the rest

00:29:49From my POV, I killed 99% of the amount of meat.

00:30:00I know that it will be a pandemic.

00:30:08Our flight landed in Seattle.

00:30:11Three days later, my friends were in Seattle.

00:30:14We went up, I and Balraj.

00:30:17Balraj is my best friend.

00:30:18He comes everywhere.

00:30:20Because, yeah, he doesn't respect his family.

00:30:27Two little children.

00:30:29I'm going to go.

00:30:38We went to the hotel room.

00:30:39I uploaded a episode for members only.

00:30:42The first day, nothing happened.

00:30:44The membership is increasing.

00:30:45The comments are good.

00:30:46They are good.

00:30:47In the second morning, I felt a little hate.

00:30:50On Twitter, there was a clip.

00:30:51I felt a little noise.

00:30:53I felt like it was a usual cycle.

00:30:56In the third morning, my show's morning,

00:30:59Balraj got me from sleep.

00:31:01I said,

00:31:01I am a dog.

00:31:04I went to sleep,

00:31:05I am going to sleep.

00:31:06I said,

00:31:07I'm going to sleep.

00:31:11I thought...

00:31:12I was going to sleep.

00:31:21The people, I am going to sleep.

00:31:25I got to sleep.

00:31:29Bicep's number one pere trend karrhah thai

00:31:32Or mein number two pere tha

00:31:35Toh pahle toh myri gaan jali, mein number two hoon hain

00:31:39Yeh number hoon hain

00:31:40Mein beer bicep se aar rahaun trending pere

00:31:43Mane full ignore mahraa isko, kyunki ab mein 8 saal se used to ho gaun internet pere

00:31:48Log ke outrate cycle ka

00:31:49Tien din log gali denghe, 4 din log gali denghe

00:31:52Phir 5v din hunka boss bolta hai, chalo bhai ab excel sheet banau

00:31:57Mane ka, itna time thodiya loon ke paas ki isi mein laghe pada hai, kai this will go away

00:32:01Kaya na hai, samayi?

00:32:03News pe debate chal raha hai iso baare mein

00:32:05Mane ka, kya?

00:32:07Debate kaya chal raha hai iso baan?

00:32:09He kaya answer tune raha hai, kai hos sawaal ka?

00:32:13Mane kola youtube live, ek do channel, news channel, uspe debate rakhi thi, indian media ne

00:32:19Yeh influencers humara desh bigad raha hai

00:32:22These are the influencers, shame on them

00:32:24Ugly news dekhi youtube live pe, wo bhi hai ki kare raha hai

00:32:27Yeh loog, 22 brigade, humare desh ke naujawan ho ko bigad raha hai

00:32:31Yeh media ka pura narrative tha

00:32:33Hum desh bigad raha hai

00:32:37Sharam karo media walo

00:32:39Hum desh bigad raha hai

00:32:41Hum bas desh ko hasa raha hai, entertain kar raha hai

00:32:45Lohg hhasna bandh kar dhenge na

00:32:47Lohg sawaal uthana shurru kar dhenge

00:32:55Voh toho ham hasa raha hai ta lo, ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeh real way, joh iso isme

00:32:58busy hai

00:33:00Hum bas logon ko bhatka raha hai media

00:33:04Same team

00:33:11Friendly fire korn marata hai

00:33:15Media laghi padhi hai, TRP choos raha hai hai

00:33:17Tien dhin chooshenge, 4 dhin chooshenge

00:33:20Phir kuchh or kand ho jayegah desh mein

00:33:22Phir wahaan se choos lenge, chale jayegah yeh loog

00:33:24Hai na, itna bada desh hai kuchh na kuchh karn to ho ga hi

00:33:28Voh dho haftah kuchh bhi nahi huwa yaa

00:33:35Udith Narayan ne bhi papiya lena band kar diya tha

00:33:42Ek papi le le yaar

00:33:44Uske baad woh yun yun karta tha show me

00:33:46Wai kya kar raha hai yaar

00:33:47Hindu muslim bhai bhai chal raha thay woh dho haftah

00:33:50Koi train nahi palti, kuch nahi

00:33:53New cycle sa hi nahi hatt raha hai

00:33:55Hame kya pata tha, itna ho jayegah

00:33:57Hame to show karne chalye gahe

00:33:59Hameare Seattle mein dho show thay

00:34:00Main show karne nikla, pahle show se pahle na

00:34:03Main back stage chess kheel raha thay

00:34:06Kisi ne meri photo li, mujhe tag kiya

00:34:08Main story mein usko share kar diya

00:34:10Playing chess, show time

00:34:12Main show karke utra haun

00:34:15Yeh story, her news channel pe thay

00:34:19Yeh chess kheel raha haun bhai

00:34:22Yeh sab ho giyah, idar yeh wahan pe chess kheel raha haun

00:34:26Isko india leke ao, yeh chess kheel raha haun bhai

00:34:30Toh pehli baar meri phtna shurru hoi

00:34:34Kyunki rata ko mujhe pokker kheel nne jana tha

00:34:43Mene kakar yeh chess me meri ko itna bhol raha haun

00:34:47Kucho patte piste wahi dhekhenge me meri ko

00:34:52Bholi ke isko faragi nahi bada hai, behudha admi yeh patte piste wahan pehli yeh beesham

00:34:57Or agar mujhe india layout wala narrative bada gaya

00:35:00Or mujhe india le aae

00:35:01Toh meri life ka sabse bada us tour

00:35:04Mujhe cancel karna padega

00:35:05Toh toh meh toh bhot lost peh a jaun ga ya

00:35:08Toh humari team ne hisaab lagaya

00:35:10Worst case scenario, agar india turent aana pada show cancel karke

00:35:14Kitna loss mujhe bear karna hai

00:35:17Aat karode rupai hai hai

00:35:19Aat karode rupai hai hai

00:35:21I swear to God

00:35:22Mere paas us time peh total

00:35:24Kitna paisa savings me tha

00:35:26Should I tell you?

00:35:28Aat karode rupai hai

00:35:34Meri fat ke chaar ho goi

00:35:35Mene ka oh fuck

00:35:37There's a possibility

00:35:38Everything goes to shit

00:35:41What will I do?

00:35:42Meri life savings hai hai

00:35:43Menei ghar banana tha, ye sab karna tha

00:35:45Meri ko itni anxiety ho goi

00:35:47Mujhe in general I suffer from anxiety

00:35:49Meri itni bada gai back stage

00:35:51Menei kaan prahau second show se pahle

00:35:53Mera dil dađk raha hai zohr se

00:35:54Pasine aare hai, aise vertigo sa ho ra hai

00:35:56Aise saan se aatak raha hai

00:35:58Menei balraj ko bata hai

00:36:03Zero ability to console

00:36:10Mere saamne chat GPT pe ndala hai us te

00:36:20My friend is anxious, what to say

00:36:24Phir padke kliše maa raha hai

00:36:26Bhai, this two shall pass

00:36:30Is se aachha chup baith ho ya

00:36:33Yeh kliše mat diya karo

00:36:34Bhaiyo meri baat dhyan se suno

00:36:36Jab kisi ki langka lagi ho na

00:36:38They don't want advice, they want a hug

00:36:40They want you to say ki water, you want water

00:36:42How are you feeling? Ask, don't give

00:36:45Hug diya sab dosto ne meri

00:36:46Sab message hai kar rahe hai, advice hai

00:36:49Meri therapist ka message aaya hua tha

00:36:51This month free

00:36:57Menei therapist ko hi message kiya

00:36:58Menei ka ma'am, mujhe bhout anxiety ho rige

00:37:00Lohg bol rahe india leayau india leayau

00:37:02Mujhe heart attack aja ka ma'am, agar ye india leayenge ma'am

00:37:04Bolo, aisa kuchh nahi ho kar rahe

00:37:05Menei, menei, menei, menei, menei, menei

00:37:08Please, please calm down, you're having an anxiety attack

00:37:11You take some deep breaths

00:37:12Thodi box breathing karo, saans lo, roko

00:37:14Mu se chodo, tum aane hotel room mein jao

00:37:16Garam paani se ek shower lelo

00:37:18Or thoda so jao

00:37:20Menei ka mereko stage pe ana aade gante mein

00:37:22Mera second show hai

00:37:23Keri, tu paagal ga hai?

00:37:25Please cancel the show, you cannot go on stage like this

00:37:28Menei ka, tu paagal hai?

00:37:31Show thodi cancel kardun ha

00:37:33Dolar ka value padhra ha hai

00:37:36Keri, you please understand

00:37:38You cannot go on stage with so much anxiety

00:37:41You have to understand

00:37:42Agar tum itni gabrahat leke stage pe jao ge na

00:37:45To audience ko tumhaare chaere pe dikh jayega

00:37:47Pahli baat, ki tumhaari phati hui hai

00:37:50Ek bar audience

00:37:51Dekh leegi tumhaari chaere pe ke tum ghabraai huye ho

00:37:53Uske baad tum kitna bhi

00:37:55Acha joke maro, they will not laugh at it

00:37:57Because they will be concerned for you

00:37:58And if it tumhaara show kharaab jayega

00:38:00Then that will play on your mind, you will go into a spiral

00:38:05Toh meinne phone hi kaat diya

00:38:07Toh meinne phone hi kaat diya

00:38:08Menei ka, yeh negativity dee rahi hai

00:38:12Isko mein peisah deta hoon ki yeh uplift kare

00:38:15Yeh niche hi dabar hai hai

00:38:17Yeh kutti

00:38:22Or isko lag raha hai, meere chahre pe dikh jayega

00:38:27Please

00:38:29Professional comedian

00:38:33Kuch nahi dikhta ish chehre peh

00:38:36Kuch nahi dikhta ish chehre peh

00:38:37Main Andhra Pradesh mein pala bada

00:38:38Main Andhra Pradesh mein pala bada

00:38:39Koi hai yana peh Andhra Pradesh

00:38:42Koi hai yana peh Andhra Pradesh

00:38:43Sabse ghatia experience thai me liya

00:38:50Worst experience of my life

00:38:54My mom and dad got married in Kashmir

00:38:57They were living a great life

00:38:59In the early nineties

00:39:01And mere papa us time peh media meh

00:39:03Bohut achi post peh thai

00:39:04Wohan peh wo pandra hazaar rupee

00:39:05And he was a news reporter

00:39:08A very well respected guy

00:39:10And phir wahan peh militancy hui

00:39:12Wahan peh bhot separatism hua

00:39:14Wahan peh you all know what happened

00:39:15And then they had to leave the valley

00:39:17In early nineties, 1991 meh

00:39:20Mami or papa they left Kashmir

00:39:21They went to Delhi

00:39:22You grew up in one place

00:39:26You have your everything attached, your friends, your house, your homeland

00:39:29They went back in ninety-six

00:39:31In ninety-seven I was born

00:39:33And in ninety-eight

00:39:35Humare ghar peh goli chali thi

00:39:36And rato rato he had to leave for his family

00:39:39For our safety and he left

00:39:41And in search of a new private job

00:39:43He landed in Hyderabad

00:39:44And mere papa ka sapna tha

00:39:46To put me in the best school of Hyderabad

00:39:49Wahan ek school tha

00:39:50Jho ek nizam time ka castle tha

00:39:53Usko unhne skool banaya tha

00:39:54HPS and it was a very prestigious school

00:39:57Wahan ki kuch fees

00:39:58Pachas hazaar rupee semester ki thi

00:40:00Hamari aukaat nahi thi usmeh jane ki

00:40:03But papa nae aat-des saal

00:40:06Mehnat kari koi siq leave nahi li

00:40:07Complete grind

00:40:08Company mein unko better offers ai

00:40:10He still stayed loyal

00:40:11He did his work very diligently

00:40:13And finally when I was in seventh grade

00:40:15He could afford and he put me in that school of his dreams

00:40:17And I went to that school

00:40:23Or pehle hi din pita mein o school

00:40:28Kyunki mein fiti ni ni ho paaya wahan pe

00:40:31Wahan sab talgu bachche hain

00:40:33Unki gange ban chuki hai

00:40:34Seventh grade tak

00:40:35Main suddenly koin nya bacha aa gaya hai

00:40:37Alag dikhra hun

00:40:38Alag baat karra hun

00:40:40And dude they just fucking bullied me for years

00:40:43In that school

00:40:44And I just did not understand why

00:40:46Maybe because I was just the different kid

00:40:48Akela gora bachcha chamak raha hun klasne

00:40:54Mere saath racism hua hai

00:40:59Koi manega ye baat

00:41:01Log bolte hain nahi yaar

00:41:03Kaalon ke saath nahi karna chahiye

00:41:04Goron ke saath nahi karna chahiye baat

00:41:08Racism and discrimination is not about

00:41:11Who's the darker skinned

00:41:13It's about who's the most different kid

00:41:14Who's most unlike you

00:41:16And I was that kid

00:41:17And for fucking years

00:41:19The first whole week

00:41:20Woh rubber band se kuch paper bana ke

00:41:22Mere aank mein maar deyte the

00:41:23Mere snacks shura lete

00:41:24Mere kabhi kitab phaar deyte the

00:41:26Mere koi crush hoti thi

00:41:27Mere koi crush hoti thi

00:41:27Mere uske saamne kuch baat karne kooshish karta ta

00:41:29Uske saamne zaleel kar deyte the

00:41:31Kya bachta mere paas

00:41:32No self confidence nothing

00:41:33It used to frighten me to go to that school

00:41:36Kabhi hafte mein meri paapa ek baar bolte the

00:41:38Mere paapa ek baar bolte the

00:42:05I couldn't break his heart like that

00:42:08And if I would

00:42:09Tho woh bhi peette hii

00:42:14Yehaan bhi pittu hun

00:42:14Wohan bhi pittu

00:42:17Mammi ko kuch bol deyta

00:42:18Woh kya karti

00:42:19Woh fas jati meri or paapa ke beech mein

00:42:21Mä unko bolta please paapa ko mat pata na

00:42:23Then she would have that guilt

00:42:25Toh mein chupa hi leta tha

00:42:27Mä pit ke out of the school mein

00:42:29Puri school bas roti rahita tha

00:42:31Bait ke akela bas roti rahita tha

00:42:32Shirt phati hoi hoti thi

00:42:33Mä utar ta ta bus stop pe meri maa khadhi hoti thi

00:42:36Bada inoscently pusti thi

00:42:37Kaisa ra beeta tira din

00:42:41Mä kaa hey

00:42:44Crazy

00:42:46Kheri ye shirt kaisa phad gai thi

00:42:48Mä kaa woh hum cricket khail raha toh tummeh gira

00:42:52Khritni zor se

00:42:53Mä kaa aisa hi toh hota hai dost tummeh

00:42:56Dost nahin tha ki aapne kubhi

00:42:58Toh bultti di chalo me raashirvaad tummahre saath hai

00:43:01Mäne kaa minne meri maa ko nahi dhekne diya kubhi meri cheheri pe emotions

00:43:05Audience ko laura dik jayega kujh

00:43:07Yeah

00:43:08Ooh

00:43:09Ooh

00:43:10Ooh

00:43:12Ooh

00:43:19Second show se pahle

00:43:20Mäi bhout gabraa hua tha

00:43:22Mäi thodhi saanse lehni ki gooshich karra tha

00:43:23Mäi itne meh meri naam chilla diya hunnhe

00:43:25Give it up for Samai Rana!

00:43:27I said, yeah!

00:43:29People said, yeah!

00:43:32I said, yeah, yeah!

00:43:35How did that one perform?

00:43:37I don't know. I'm so proud of myself.

00:43:40Nobody in that room could tell.

00:43:46Nobody could tell.

00:43:48I was just performing out of memory.

00:43:51I didn't know where to pause,

00:43:52where to smile.

00:43:54Just fucking faking it.

00:43:56People are laughing.

00:43:56We are with you!

00:43:57I said, no need!

00:44:00I am doing great!

00:44:03That show was nipped.

00:44:05Thank you guys, that was my time.

00:44:07I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:09I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:10I got a phone from Balraj to check what has happened.

00:44:14Dude, my phone was warm.

00:44:16I was getting calls and calls and messages from random people.

00:44:20I realized that my number leaked out by the day.

00:44:23Ulti, siddhi,

00:44:24galiyaan are here.

00:44:25Death threats are here.

00:44:26My parents are sending photos.

00:44:28Someone is giving me,

00:44:29that where he will show,

00:44:29they will kill me.

00:44:30Very, very.

00:44:31It escalated like anything that evening.

00:44:34My last post on Instagram,

00:44:3620,000 comments.

00:44:38And now that big guys have come.

00:44:41They are coming.

00:44:43They are coming.

00:44:43The big guys came.

00:44:44That big guys came.

00:44:45Them are from me.

00:44:46My dad is angry.

00:44:47Because they have not made an Excel sheet.

00:44:50I had to make an excellent work.

00:44:56I said,

00:44:57Balraj,

00:44:58if I have to watch all these things,

00:45:00I will lose my mind.

00:45:01My entire US tour is.

00:45:02I am shutting my phone.

00:45:03I closed my phone, you monitor completely, unless something is crazy, don't tell me.

00:45:07And, Casino, a cab book for the casino.

00:45:11I said, I'm distracted, brother.

00:45:13This time I'm distracted, I play poker, it's good to see me.

00:45:15I said, cab book, cab book, don't talk to me.

00:45:18I closed my phone, they had a cab book for the casino.

00:45:23Punjabi driver came.

00:45:25We forgot, every place in India is in the world.

00:45:28We cancelled it, we asked another one,

00:45:30and then a Punjabi driver came.

00:45:33Where is an Indian criminal, brother?

00:45:40I said, let's sit, brother.

00:45:42Now we're sitting in the cab.

00:45:44So, as we entered, he also noticed.

00:45:46Uncle has said,

00:45:47Mr. Paji?

00:45:49I said, yes, Mr. Paji.

00:45:51He said, everything is okay.

00:45:54I said, we won't talk about this time.

00:45:59Can I see, see, see.

00:46:03He went to the casino, there were two watchmen out, two Indians.

00:46:08There is a restaurant in the inside, a waiter is in the inside,

00:46:11the entire Indian is talking about, what is going on?

00:46:15Christopher Columbus had died for 8 years of his song.

00:46:19Where are Indians?

00:46:20Never went to the ship, never went to the ship.

00:46:23Where are Indians?

00:46:25Look down, your ship is in the inside.

00:46:36I said, fuck it, I put a mask on and sat in the poker table,

00:46:40a Gujarati dealer gave me two cards, the cards were in the inside.

00:46:44I said, man, show up.

00:46:46I said, time?

00:46:51I said, yeah, yeah, bro.

00:46:54I said, what are you doing here?

00:46:55What are you doing here?

00:46:56I said, I just came to play some poker, man.

00:46:58I said, bro, what's going on in the news?

00:47:00I said, let's play poker, give it to you.

00:47:03I said, Samaya, bro, this is very wrong with you.

00:47:06You go here.

00:47:08I said, you play, bro, you give it to you.

00:47:10I said, Samaya, bro, this has happened with every legend.

00:47:15This also happened with Chamkila.

00:47:16I said, you don't know what happened.

00:47:32I said, you don't know what happened.

00:47:46I said, he has three FIRs on him.

00:47:51I said, I'm going to play.

00:48:02I said, what?

00:48:04I said, I'm going to play the phone.

00:48:07I said, I said, I'm going to play poker.

00:48:08We're going to play poker, and the signal hadn't come.

00:48:09I went to play poker, and we saw it.

00:48:11We saw it, we moved across the casino.

00:48:13There was three FIRs left.

00:48:15In my past, there was three FIRs where the first time they were.

00:48:17In Maharashtra, in Jaipur, in Assam.

00:48:21In Assam.

00:48:26What happened to Assam's house?

00:48:28I saw it in Assam that who was in Assam?

00:48:32Asam ke CM nahi kar diya hai

00:48:35Dude, jab meinne dekha na ki CM nahi kar diya

00:48:39My heart sank like anything

00:48:41I got so scared

00:48:44I could not believe that the CM is against me

00:48:46The media is against me

00:48:47Politicians mere against hai

00:48:49Are they fans have turned on me

00:48:51Woh memes bana ke troll kar raha hai

00:48:52I swear to God

00:48:54Mujhe aisa lagna lag gaya

00:48:56Mein koi sapnay mein ho

00:48:59Yeh real world nahi hai

00:49:00I swear

00:49:01Yeh sab sapna hai

00:49:03Mein cheeze dekh rahun

00:49:04And I am unable to see if it's real or not

00:49:07I am touching them to see

00:49:08Am I in a dream?

00:49:09What is happening?

00:49:10It is the worst state to be in

00:49:12Isko bolte hai psychosis

00:49:13Kuch log state se bahari nahi nahi apate

00:49:16I got so scared

00:49:18I am trying to understand

00:49:20I got so scared

00:49:22Balraj ne mujhe dekha

00:49:23Kaya raha bhai tu thik hai kya

00:49:24Maya kaya bhai ku samaj me nahi ha raha yaar

00:49:26Kaya raha bhai

00:49:28This too shall

00:49:29Maya kaya tu chump hai bhai tu

00:49:32Tohota hai kya tu

00:49:34Ek hi baad dish tu

00:49:36Chup baih ya

00:49:37Immediately realize hua

00:49:38Khi nahi yeh

00:49:39Toh zinda hi ho mein yeh

00:49:40Agar hai meresat

00:49:44Maya phone on kiya

00:49:46Maya kis se baat karo

00:49:47Ki thoda chain

00:49:47Lagi

00:49:48Samaj nia raha

00:49:48Kya ho raha hai

00:49:49Maya phone dekha

00:49:50Toh Tanmay bhai ka miss call

00:49:51Arakha

00:49:52Toh I called him back

00:49:55First call to Tanmay Bhatt

00:49:57Mena ka kuch toh seekha ho ga AIB se

00:50:01He said Samaj meri baat

00:50:03India is a country of contacts

00:50:07India is a country of contacts

00:50:33Bicep

00:50:42Mera koi contact nahi

00:50:44Deepak kalal message karraa tha

00:50:45Mereko

00:50:48Kya raha tha

00:50:48Don't worry bhai

00:50:49Mena tere saath hoon

00:50:50Mena ka

00:50:50Yehi dar hai meri ko bhai

00:50:53Toh mat de saath abhi

00:50:55Raakhi saavant

00:50:56Mena lade rahi thi

00:50:57Internet pe

00:50:59Bolte hai na

00:50:59Jab bura time

00:51:00Ata hai

00:51:01Tab

00:51:01Samaj me

00:51:02Ata hai

00:51:02Asli dost

00:51:03Koon hai

00:51:03Tumare

00:51:05Deepak

00:51:06Kalal

00:51:06Raakhi saavant

00:51:07Hai

00:51:07Mena

00:51:07Asli dost

00:51:12Yeh kama hai

00:51:13Mena

00:51:14Is

00:51:14Jeevan

00:51:14Mena

00:51:16Kuch toh

00:51:17Galat karraa hoon ya

00:51:20Mena

00:51:20Pura phone chahan maara

00:51:21Mera sabse bada contact

00:51:23Koon hai

00:51:23Mere sabse bada

00:51:24Koon hai

00:51:24Mere phone

00:51:25Me sabse

00:51:26Powerful contact

00:51:26Nikla

00:51:27KBC team

00:51:28Ke head

00:51:29Ka

00:51:30Mena

00:51:30Jab

00:51:30KBC

00:51:31Me

00:51:31Gaya tha

00:51:31Unko

00:51:32Mena

00:51:32Bhoot

00:51:32Pasand

00:51:32Aya

00:51:32Tato

00:51:33Unhne

00:51:33Number

00:51:33Diya

00:51:34Tha

00:51:34Unhne

00:51:34Kata

00:51:34Kabhi

00:51:34Kuch

00:51:34Hooga

00:51:35Toh

00:51:35Bata

00:51:35Na

00:51:39Kitana

00:51:39Desperate

00:51:40Rahunga

00:51:40Soch

00:51:41Mena

00:51:41Pahla

00:51:41Hi

00:51:41Message

00:51:42Unko

00:51:42Ye

00:51:42Kardia

00:51:42Sir

00:51:43Can

00:51:43You

00:51:43Please

00:51:43Help

00:51:43Me

00:51:44Sir

00:51:44Samir

00:51:44Anah

00:51:44This

00:51:44Side

00:51:45Yaad

00:51:45KBC

00:51:46Mena

00:51:46Amitab

00:51:47Sir

00:51:47Koo

00:51:47Bhoot

00:51:47Hassa

00:51:47Aya

00:51:47Sir

00:51:48Sir

00:51:48Please

00:51:48Kuch

00:51:49Kuro

00:51:49Na

00:51:49Sir

00:51:49Please

00:51:49Sir

00:51:50Please

00:51:51Please

00:51:52Kare

00:51:52What

00:51:52Happened

00:51:55Maka

00:51:56You

00:51:56Don't

00:51:57Know

00:51:57What

00:51:57Happened

00:51:58Kare

00:51:59I'm

00:51:59In

00:51:59Singapore

00:52:00Love

00:52:01What's

00:52:01Wrong

00:52:02Maka

00:52:03Love

00:52:09Mere

00:52:09Shows

00:52:10Me

00:52:10Beer

00:52:10Biceps

00:52:10Aya

00:52:11Or

00:52:12Us

00:52:12Me

00:52:12E

00:52:12Joke

00:52:12Mar

00:52:13Dia

00:52:13Sir

00:52:13Or

00:52:14Loge

00:52:14Bhoot

00:52:14Gussah

00:52:15Ho

00:52:15Głę

00:52:15Sir

00:52:15Hume

00:52:16Jaan

00:52:16Se

00:52:16Mar

00:52:16Niki

00:52:16Dhamkia

00:52:17Rheih

00:52:17Sir

00:52:17Kare

00:52:18Kaya

00:52:19Joke

00:52:19Mara

00:52:19Mujje

00:52:19Bhej

00:52:20Jo

00:52:25I said, if I sent them this joke, then Amita will go to the child's call.

00:52:32Your mother's voice!

00:52:42We gave him the polio card.

00:52:47Polio card.

00:52:48Put him in the bag.

00:52:48Hey, you can't even see me

00:52:52You can't even see me

00:53:03You can't even see me

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01:10:32this

01:10:33It's a new venue.

01:10:35He's doing small talk with cashier.

01:10:37Where are you from?

01:10:38From Bhopal.

01:10:39He's doing gas there.

01:10:48Oh my God!

01:10:50Man!

01:10:51He took four-four bottles with Balraj smile.

01:10:55He took my hand in my hand.

01:10:58Now, I'll tell him from his mouth

01:11:00that he will not drink all of them today.

01:11:05So, I just threw the phone in his hand.

01:11:08He took both of them.

01:11:11I said, buy one, get one.

01:11:13You don't see his face.

01:11:15He was so sad.

01:11:18I saw him inside the casino.

01:11:20So, I also took a fire.

01:11:24I said, Balraj,

01:11:25this dude shall pass.

01:11:35He's a good man.

01:11:39He's a good man.

01:11:41He's a good man.

01:11:44I'm like,

01:11:46I'm like,

01:11:47I'm like,

01:11:48I'm like,

01:11:49I have to buy one.

01:11:49I'm like,

01:11:53I'm going to the police station.

01:11:53I went to the police station and I got to my thing.

01:11:54I got to my life for getting me to the police station.

01:11:58I went to the police station.

01:12:00There was the media.

01:12:01The media had seen me.

01:12:02I met basically,

01:12:03they had all my smaller body shape.

01:12:04I went to the top.

01:12:06There was a police station.

01:12:07I said, you understand, right?

01:12:08I said, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, sit in.

01:12:12So I sat inside, in a small camera, there was my investigation room.

01:12:17There was a police police three-star.

01:12:19He saw me and said,

01:12:21I said, I'll meet you.

01:12:23I said, he's a big one from three stars.

01:12:25Why is he now?

01:12:26He's going to be five stars.

01:12:29He's coming to GTA and YCT.

01:12:32He's going to be a Panzerwanzer.

01:12:35Leave me alone!

01:12:42I say, I'll give you a bill.

01:12:47I said, what do I do now?

01:12:48I'm still looking at the camera, I'm still looking at the camera.

01:12:50What do I do?

01:12:51So, I came there, people came there and said,

01:12:53I'm bummed, bummed, bummed, bummed.

01:12:55I said, where are they?

01:12:55They're all gone too.

01:12:56Who's coming?

01:12:58I came there, a very, very big cop,

01:13:00one of the biggest cops of Mumbai.

01:13:02He came inside and said, you're Samarana, right?

01:13:05I said, yes, sir.

01:13:07Can I have a seat? Have a seat.

01:13:09Close the door.

01:13:11You have closed the door.

01:13:12I have broken my mouth.

01:13:14I will eat my mouth.

01:13:15I have sensitive skin.

01:13:16I have to stay here.

01:13:18I have to stay here.

01:13:21Yes sir.

01:13:24My niece is a very big fan.

01:13:27Can you say hello?

01:13:36I will say hello sir.

01:13:37I said hello.

01:13:42Crazy, crazy.

01:13:45How are you?

01:13:46I am so happy. Nice to talk to you.

01:13:48Such a sweet voice you have.

01:13:50You have just gone on your head.

01:13:52What's going on?

01:13:53I am full chapped.

01:13:55I said nice, nice.

01:13:58Okay, let me see.

01:13:58I will send you members only.

01:14:02Unreleased episode.

01:14:05He gave me a phone.

01:14:06He was so sweet.

01:14:08He was so sweet.

01:14:09He said,

01:14:09I will listen to you.

01:14:11I will ask you a question.

01:14:13First, I will answer his answer.

01:14:14We have to give you the answer in the media.

01:14:15Do you ask for forgiveness or not?

01:14:20I said, sir,

01:14:21I didn't have any mistake.

01:14:24I didn't have anything.

01:14:25I didn't have to say anything.

01:14:26He also said it was a joke.

01:14:28He didn't have to say anything.

01:14:29He said,

01:14:30I will ask you again.

01:14:31Will you say sorry or not?

01:14:33I will ask you again.

01:14:36I will ask you again.

01:14:38I will ask you again.

01:14:38Because it's a very difficult question, man.

01:14:40As a comedian,

01:14:41do I apologize or not?

01:14:45So,

01:14:46I remember a line of George Orwell.

01:14:49George Orwell was a great writer.

01:14:51He said a line.

01:14:53Every joke is a tiny revolution.

01:14:56And the revolution must never stop.

01:15:01But,

01:15:02Assam,

01:15:03police also said a line.

01:15:04I was also a line.

01:15:06They will put in jail,

01:15:08the men of the men of the jail.

01:15:13So,

01:15:13I thought about these two lines.

01:15:17And I said,

01:15:18here,

01:15:18sorry,

01:15:19you can make sense here.

01:15:21You can't make a revolution joke in your society.

01:15:25George Orwell is in Assam, right?

01:15:28So,

01:15:28he said,

01:15:29every revolution is a tiny joke.

01:15:36You only fight when the fight is fair.

01:15:39When you have a chance of winning.

01:15:41You only fight when the fight is fair.

01:15:43When the fight is not fair,

01:15:45you fuck off from there.

01:15:46Kashmiri Pandit Wisdom.

01:15:54We were 5% in Kashmir.

01:15:56If we took care of my mother,

01:15:58we fought for our mother-in-law.

01:16:01Everyone died.

01:16:03Today,

01:16:03we made videos on our bravery.

01:16:05Then,

01:16:05Akshay Kumar became a Kashmiri Pandit.

01:16:08They were Kashmir's people,

01:16:10who had become their friends.

01:16:12What happened to them?

01:16:13What happened to them?

01:16:15What happened to them?

01:16:15Nothing.

01:16:16All died.

01:16:17I am so glad

01:16:19all Kashmiri Pandits

01:16:20fled the valley overnight.

01:16:22Today,

01:16:22we are all still alive,

01:16:24still killing it,

01:16:24still fucking rocking it

01:16:25wherever we are.

01:16:29And,

01:16:30that's what it is about sometimes.

01:16:32It's about survival.

01:16:33I said,

01:16:34two times,

01:16:34I said,

01:16:34police have cooperated themselves.

01:16:36I said,

01:16:36big people.

01:16:37Why did they call it

01:16:38on the show?

01:16:41I said,

01:16:42that guy is the guy.

01:16:45Mumbai police helped me so much.

01:16:47I kept good optics.

01:16:48For two months,

01:16:50I sat in silence.

01:16:51I sat in silence.

01:16:52I wrote a joke.

01:16:53I thought about this.

01:16:54I grew ten times

01:16:56in this controversy.

01:16:57And then,

01:16:58I put my first tour

01:16:59in Europe and Australia.

01:17:00Dude,

01:17:01I sold 300,000 tickets

01:17:03in the whole tour.

01:17:04300,000 tickets.

01:17:07And,

01:17:08mehenge mehenge tickets.

01:17:09You know.

01:17:13The reason I even tell you this,

01:17:16is that,

01:17:16this whole experience,

01:17:18was an insane ride in my life.

01:17:21And,

01:17:21probably the most important one.

01:17:23I am so glad it happened.

01:17:25This has made me wiser.

01:17:27It has given me so much clarity,

01:17:29that,

01:17:29what do I need in my life?

01:17:30I have completely understood the game.

01:17:33This is the internet.

01:17:34This is the public perception.

01:17:35This is the fame.

01:17:36It is just a fucking game.

01:17:38That makes you not be real.

01:17:40Because,

01:17:40you chase people's love,

01:17:42people's validation.

01:17:43So,

01:17:43people like you,

01:17:44you earn money.

01:17:46I have earned money.

01:17:48Now,

01:17:49God,

01:17:49I have to do that,

01:17:50which was,

01:17:53to be completely myself.

01:17:55People like me,

01:17:57I don't like me,

01:17:58I don't like me.

01:18:03And,

01:18:04after that,

01:18:05India has got latent.

01:18:10People ask me,

01:18:12what will this show come back?

01:18:13I answer the question.

01:18:14Come on.

01:18:16I have,

01:18:18I have so myself,

01:18:20I swear to God.

01:18:22I don't think,

01:18:24...

01:18:24I don't think,

01:18:25Let me rephrase that.

01:18:35But I don't think, from this high point, my show could be the end of season 1.

01:19:16I'm going to take a show, brother.

01:19:21Because it was fun at the show.

01:19:25I just want to take a while in this world.

01:19:29I want to make a wild show.

01:19:32I'll see you on the internet.

01:19:33I want to do a wild, wild fucking show.

01:19:39I'm going to take away all your phones.

01:19:41And I'll ask contestant to the first question.

01:19:43Would you rather...

01:19:50Thank you so much. I love you.

01:19:53That was my time.

01:19:54Thank you so much guys for coming.

01:20:05Goodbye, we are going to take a laugh.

01:20:13Coming in first of all, just a little thing.

01:20:15Whatever you are doing in life, this is the biggest learning I have.

01:20:18Whatever you are doing, 9-5 startup.

01:20:20Look!

01:20:23Don't do it from your heart.

01:20:24Take a breath.

01:20:25Detach and do it.

01:20:26I don't know how to understand.

01:20:28People chill with friends with friends and then say that today's not productive.

01:20:33We will make three PPT and say that water productive day.

01:20:37What is the water?

01:20:39It's gone, brother.

01:20:40The day you have to work, you have to work for the money, that's a day wasted.

01:20:43The day you spend time with friends, family, that is the productive day.

01:20:46I hope you realize that.

01:20:47Take care, love you, bye bye, good night, see you.

01:20:56Bye bye.

Samay Raina - STILL ALIVE (Full Special)

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