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00:00Good for you, in the world, where you have a fake love for your heart.
00:05But if you have a love for the country, your love for the people.
00:09So this is my love for you.
00:10The love for you we will be able to take you.
00:12Where three love for three love, one will give up one of your love.
00:18And the love for the people who come from.
00:20But here we will be able to take you.
00:22Because there are three love for the love for the love for the love.
00:26We will help them all to love their love and after removing them, we will see how much love and how much money is true.
00:40Besides love, we will enjoy this work.
00:47Are you guys ready to start the love of love?
00:51Start laughing for my panelists for the day, Harman Preet Singh, Aamir Piran and Kostabhagrawal.
01:04Start laughing for our contention for the day, Tanish Singh guys.
01:13Hi Tanish, how are you?
01:15I'm fine.
01:16If you have one minute introduction for the audience, you can tell them what you can do.
01:22Your time is started in 3, 2, 1.
01:27Hi guys, Namaste, I'm Tanish Singh.
01:30I'm from Bhumneshwar and I work here as a model in Bangalore.
01:34This is my part-time job and I'm a student from Reva University.
01:39I'm currently pursuing my BBA here and I'm really excited.
01:44I don't know how it's going to be like.
01:47But hope for the best, thank you.
01:49Oh, bhai.
01:51Bhai, aadhe lonnoko toh abhi hi piyaro ho gaya ayesa lag rahe.
01:55Kaya raha, aap ittai piyaro sa baat koro ke toh piyari ho jaye gae ya.
01:58Kisi ko, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya, kya aapko kya chodh gaya aapishla insaan?
02:06Aacha ab mein samjha, understand nahi kam hithi.
02:09Tanish, I, I, the kind of vibe that we get from you is you're very like, is there anything wrong about you that you feel that I'm a bad person?
02:21I think I'm not a bad person because mein kisi ka bura nahi karti ho, mein mom told me never to hurt anybody so, I make sure that I never hurt anyone.
02:34Have you ever hurt somebody?
02:36Never, intentionally.
02:38But kabhi, agar mujhe lagtai ki mein hai hurt kar diya hai toh mein maafi maang letti ho, bhai, sorry.
02:43Agar tumko laga pura toh, sorry.
02:46Woh kya kya aapne, like how did you end up hurting them?
02:50Toh recently abhi asa hua tha ki there was this girl, she was with her guy, thik hai?
02:55And this guy was talking around everybody, even me, my friends, everyone.
03:00Toh at the end we figured out ki yeh ladki uske saath hai aur woh ladka usi ka sweater humko de raha hai, humko pehna a raha hai.
03:08Toh this girl got offended and then she was like, motha bhol nahi paa rahi thi.
03:13And then my friend asked me, yeh koon lagtai tomahara?
03:15I am his girlfriend, I am his girlfriend, I am his girlfriend.
03:17I said Ben, I am, I am so sorry, I am sorry.
03:22But, it is always good, we are sorry.
03:24What is your situation in which you are doing?
03:26I am sorry for you, because I am a girl where I am, so I am very bad.
03:30But what are you doing?
03:31I am sorry for you.
03:32No, I am sorry for you.
03:33No, I am not that place, I am sorry for you.
03:36I was going to do
03:38Again, I was going to do
03:40First of all
03:42Oh
03:44Thank you
03:46I was on
03:48Yeah
03:50I can
03:52I can
03:54I'm not
03:56I'm
03:58I'm
04:00I'm
04:02Because my parents are also going to watch this
04:08I'm going to talk show
04:10So
04:12so please mute
04:15auntie ji
04:17don't call me
04:18I don't get a big
04:21girl
04:22I don't want to talk about that
04:25why don't we don't want to talk about that
04:27we don't want to talk about that
04:29we are giving someone
04:30first of all
04:32our Jupiter planet
04:34which is rules
04:36I believe in astrology guys
04:41are you not chose
04:43don't count
04:45don't call me
04:48do we believe
04:50why don't we bother ourrás
04:59why don't we bother our insight
05:02why don't we bother our beauty
05:04why don't you bother our neck
05:06I don't need any qualities
05:08He should be a man
05:27He should come from a joint family because I'm a single child
05:35So, a second Tanish, I'm talking about my mom
05:40Yes, ma'am, have you left her?
05:42Your husband has also left her?
05:44Yes
05:47Papa, the crap is wrong
05:49Papa, who is that?
05:53Yes, mom
05:55Yes, mom
05:57Good night
05:58Love you
06:00Where is Tanish?
06:01Here, where is Tanish?
06:04Love you too.
06:05Join family.
06:06I like you too.
06:07I like join family.
06:13Join family.
06:15But, it's your husband's son.
06:19Let's go.
06:20It's something.
06:22Something drama.
06:24It's like being single,
06:25it will be a drama with that man.
06:27But, there are many people there, right?
06:29People will love to see it.
06:30People will love to see it.
06:31We will love to see it.
06:33We will have to laugh, play
06:35And why do you want to go to Big Boss?
06:39I don't understand
06:40Yes, I want to go to Big Boss
06:42Because I will tell all the girls on the TV
06:45Look, if I am here
06:47Look, if you want to groom yourself
06:50You will also reach here
06:51Oh, that's it
06:52That's it
06:53That's it from Munawar's DM
06:59No, you check your DM
07:01You check your Munawar already
07:03Hey
07:05No, wait
07:06Munawar is in your DM
07:07No, he is a very good person
07:09I mean
07:11This is his five people say
07:13No, no, no
07:17Did you get the blame in your life?
07:19I don't get the blame
07:21Because I know about my mother and my father
07:23I don't get the blame
07:25I don't get the blame
07:27Why do you get the blame?
07:29Are you guys ready to call the male contestants? Yes?
07:36Start clapping for Samarpan, Abhinav and Josh
07:39Josh
07:41Kuch asma mehka naam
07:43I'm gonna leave my mother.
07:46Are you guys ready to call the male contestants? Yes?
07:52Start tapping for Samarpan, Abhinav and Josh.
07:55Josh, something like that.
07:57Josh.
07:58Josh, it's a little bit of a name.
08:00It's a little bit of a name.
08:01I didn't buy it.
08:02This is Samarpan, Josh and Abhinav.
08:08Here's the first round of introduction.
08:11I have two hours to introduce and then to speak, the audience decides who is going to go first.
08:16If you cheer, you guys are going to go first.
08:18What do you think first? George is going first.
08:21Who is going first?
08:24Abhinav.
08:25Abhinav.
08:26Abhinav bhai.
08:27Perfect.
08:28Namaste.
08:29No, no, no.
08:30I'm going to say three, two, one.
08:32Three, two, one.
08:34Go on bhai.
08:36No, no.
08:38You can sit on the bench.
08:39Okay, okay, my name is Abhinav. I have a very big body and
08:52and I have spoken to 23,000 girls. 23,000 girls? I take interviews.
09:05I'm from Hyderabad and I'm seven feet tall and I'm a virgin.
09:34So I don't know if you guys know Abhinav Omegle
09:46that's what I like about India.
09:48Yeah, I know it's a success.
09:49He's going to be a good guy.
09:50Yeah, I'm going to be a good guy.
09:51Yeah.
09:52I'm going to be a good guy.
09:53Yeah.
09:54You're going to be a good guy.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Yeah, he's going to be a good guy.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Yeah, yeah.
10:00Yow, yeah.
10:01Yeah, what is she up with an issues?
10:022 million followers you have a customer that's what i like about India why
10:13you don't have to success follow me but you have to buy some energy penalty those
10:25a team that a finished about community can have going to be impressed
10:28can equal a line language rules at that about the return is the high bulls at
10:31them tennis how are you I'm good okay can you pick I know you cannot see right
10:39now can you pick something in the room
10:43I can pick up my bottle okay I can turn that water bottle into a pickup line
10:48please okay are you a water bottle no because yes why why why put your bus no
10:59why because I can open your
11:04open your
11:08oh
11:13oh
11:14Oh my God, how much you are from your house?
11:18No, but Abhinav has said something a little,
11:21that it will be a good pick-up line.
11:23Abhinav has said a pick-up line.
11:26Guys, Harman, are you a mic?
11:28Yes.
11:29Because I want to be inside you.
11:34I'll tell you something.
11:36But cute, cute.
11:37You can do something more Abhinav.
11:39Whatever.
11:40Yes.
11:43Don't do anything wrong.
11:45Yes.
11:46Don't do anything wrong.
11:48So, what is your name?
11:52Tanish, Tanish.
11:53Hi Abhinav, my name is Tanish Singh.
11:56Okay, okay.
12:00Can I ask him something?
12:02Yeah, sure.
12:03Yes.
12:04Abhinav, as you said, like you are a virgin.
12:07Are you embarrassed of it?
12:10No, I'm very happy.
12:13I think you shouldn't be embarrassed of it.
12:16You shouldn't be embarrassed of it.
12:18Why?
12:19You are untouched.
12:20One time, you're clean.
12:23How do you think this?
12:25How do you think this?
12:26How do you think this?
12:27How do you think this?
12:28He's saying that he's a loser.
12:30He's saying that I want to see myself.
12:34No, he's saying.
12:35He says that you're untouched.
12:37No, I can't tell.
12:38No, I can't tell.
12:39I can't tell.
12:40Nothing to be embarrassed about it.
12:41So, basically, Tanish, how do you want to say?
12:43Are you a virgin?
12:44Are you sad about it or happy about it?
12:46Me?
12:47Yeah.
12:48Boy, I love you, brother.
12:49Yes, yes, yes.
12:50You, boy.
12:51Well, I'm actually a little happy about it.
12:58Because...
12:59You want to do this?
13:00Tonight?
13:01You, hilladalana.
13:02You, hilladalana.
13:03I only interviewed women for jobs.
13:04So, yeah.
13:05What kind of job?
13:06What kind of job?
13:07Which job?
13:08Me?
13:09I also need a job.
13:10Job to be my girlfriend.
13:11What?
13:12What?
13:13Okay.
13:14Okay.
13:15Okay.
13:16Okay.
13:17Okay.
13:18Okay.
13:19I only interviewed women for jobs.
13:20Okay.
13:21So, yeah.
13:22What kind of job?
13:23I also need a job.
13:24Okay.
13:25I also need a job.
13:26Okay.
13:27Okay.
13:28Okay.
13:29Okay.
13:30Okay.
13:31Okay.
13:32Okay.
13:33I also need a job.
13:34Job to be my girlfriend.
13:36What?
13:37Okay.
13:38Okay.
13:39Okay.
13:40Okay.
13:41Your timer starts in introduction.
13:42Three.
13:43Two.
13:44One.
13:45Go on, brother.
13:46Hi, I'm Joash Matthew.
13:48So, I have a small body.
13:50And I've never talked to any girls.
13:52So, professionally, I'm struggling right now.
13:55Right now, I can beatbox for you if you want.
13:59Yeah.
14:00I would like to see that.
14:01Okay.
14:02Can I start?
14:03Vivek, bro.
14:04Of course.
14:05What?
14:06Ladies and gentlemen, I have six different sounds.
14:10Ladies and gentlemen, I have six different sounds.
14:24First, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth,
14:40fourth, fourth, fifth, fifth, fifth, fifth, fifth, sixth, fifth.
15:12Oh, wow. Crazy.
15:17I love someone else's beauty.
15:19I love myself, brother.
15:21So, one more question.
15:23I can dance?
15:24I can dance, brother.
15:25I can't see, brother.
15:26Oh, can I dance with you?
15:27Can I dance with you?
15:29Listen, I'm going to live in the Aukad.
15:32Okay?
15:34This is the name of confidence
15:36It's the name of confidence
15:39This is the name of confidence
15:42Tell me about 5 sours
15:44You're all the same
15:46What do you think?
15:50What do you think?
15:53What do you think?
15:56What do you think?
15:59I can do it in the camera.
16:01What is it?
16:03What is it?
16:05I can't see it.
16:07I can't see it in the video.
16:13My photo.
16:15Wait a second.
16:17Three, two, one.
16:19My photo.
16:21My photo.
16:23What is your perfect life?
16:37How do you feel your perfect life?
16:39My perfect life is probably for everyone.
16:43I want to become a big actor.
16:45And I want to leave my father's work.
16:49And I will give them all the money.
16:51I will give them all the money.
16:53This is my perfect life.
16:55So if you get a role in acting,
16:57there is a very beautiful actress.
16:59She wants to get her.
17:01And she is your girlfriend.
17:03She is not okay with it.
17:05What would you do?
17:07Girlfriend.
17:09Girlfriend.
17:11I don't want to be a girl.
17:13Hopefully.
17:15Hopefully.
17:17I have never had a boyfriend.
17:19Sir.
17:21You've got to do this.
17:25Now you have to give me.
17:27Never mind.
17:29レイチ Wasn't going to cry.
17:31The opportunity.
17:33The opportunity.
17:35I have to pick up.
17:37I have to pick up.
17:39Please say ,
17:41You won't be untouched.
18:11Do you like to put it a little bit?
18:13I like to put it a little bit.
18:15Baby, listen.
18:17I've made a lot of food.
18:19What's in the food?
18:21Josh, tell me.
18:23White sauce is my favorite.
18:25Baby, what are you doing?
18:27Okay, here.
18:29What are you doing?
18:31Look, there's cost too.
18:33No, I'm enjoying it.
18:35I won't say anything.
18:41I won't say anything.
18:45Well, have you taken me to?
18:47Don't talk about it.
18:49You haven't liked it.
18:51I've never liked it.
18:53I'm telling you.
18:55I'm telling you, don't talk about it.
18:57I'm telling you,
18:59I'm telling you,
19:01I want to kiss this girl.
19:03I want to kiss this girl.
19:05I don't know.
19:07I want to kiss this girl.
19:09I will do it in my eyes.
19:15When will you do this?
19:16Who will you talk about?
19:17Or who will you talk about?
19:18We both are the same.
19:19We are the same.
19:20We will be the same.
19:21We will be the same.
19:22We will do it better.
19:23No.
19:24Play football, play cricket and do a lot of work.
19:28Let's do comedy.
19:31Why do you want to kiss someone to get a movie?
19:35Oh my.
19:36Why?
19:37I didn't even kiss someone.
19:38You gave me the option.
19:39You have to.
19:40Why do you want to do that job?
19:41Maybe in repassion.
19:42I won't do.
19:43I won't do.
19:44This is better.
19:45That sounds better.
19:46What did he say?
19:47What did he say?
19:48He said he won't do.
19:49He won't do it?
19:50Good.
19:51Good.
19:52Good.
19:53Good.
19:54Good.
19:55Good.
19:56Good.
19:57Good.
19:59Good.
20:00Good.
20:01Good.
20:02Good.
20:03Good.
20:04Good.
20:05Good.
20:06Good.
20:07Good.
20:08Good.
20:09Good.
20:10Good.
20:11Good.
20:12Good.
20:13Good.
20:14Good.
20:15Good.
20:16Good.
20:17Good.
20:18Good.
20:19Good.
20:20Good.
20:21Good.
20:22Good.
20:23Good.
20:24Good.
20:25Good.
20:26Good.
20:27Good.
20:28Good.
20:29Good.
20:30Good.
20:31Good.
20:32Good.
20:33Good.
20:34Good.
20:35That's my dream.
20:47He was starting to be very funny.
20:49The way I have a body.
20:51Hey Tanesh.
20:52Hello.
20:53Oh this side, okay.
20:55You're from Bhumneshwar?
20:57Yes, I'm from Bhumneshwar.
20:59Which area?
21:01Fielding.
21:05I don't like Z.
21:07You're from Udiya, right?
21:09Okay.
21:10To be honest, Udiya is not that sexy of a language.
21:12Hey, don't you talk about it?
21:14Hey, don't you talk about it?
21:15Hey, don't you talk about it?
21:17What?
21:18And you talk about Udiya, Tanesh.
21:20Yes.
21:21Look.
21:22It starts with Udiya.
21:23Yes.
21:24I love Udiya.
21:26I love Udiya.
21:27I love Udiya.
21:28I love Udiya.
21:30First of all.
21:32Let's talk about Hindi or English.
21:33Please.
21:34Please, please.
21:35Please.
21:36Yes.
21:37Actually, show Bangalore.
21:38I'm telling Kanada.
21:40Hey, I'm telling you.
21:41How are we?
21:42You're telling us?
21:43How are you telling us?
21:44We're telling you.
21:45How are we telling you?
21:46What are you telling us?
21:47What are you telling us?
21:48What are you telling us?
21:49No.
21:50No.
21:51No.
21:52No.
21:53No.
21:54No.
21:55No.
21:56No.
21:57No.
21:58I feel like in every language there is a language in every language, I feel like it is so much easier.
22:06Do you want to give a compliment in the audience?
22:11Lankaro's voice is very good.
22:16Which basically means that from her voice I could tell that she is really pretty.
22:21Crazy.
22:23Plan a date. Plan a date with her. How would it be?
22:30Plan a date? Okay. First I will ask her what time she wakes up in the morning.
22:34I will plan that I will make a banana or food type of anything.
22:39Because I also cook so I want to cook something, bake something hopefully.
22:43So then I will tell her that I will make a banana so that she will say that I will make a banana.
22:49Then I will show her.
22:53I will make sure it is walkable distance so that I can spend more time with her.
23:00That is very thoughtful. I can walk with company but not travel on a cable.
23:07I will make sure it is walkable distance so that I can spend more time with her.
23:22That is very thoughtful. I can walk with company but not travel on a cab alone.
23:31Wow.
23:32Wow.
23:33I will make sure that I will make a banana.
23:35And what will the end of Summerfield?
23:37What will the end of the ending? What will the cherry on the cake?
23:39I will go to Uber and go to home.
23:43No, he is being a gentleman.
23:45No, he is being a gentleman.
23:46No, he is being a gentleman.
23:47Yes.
23:48So sweet.
23:50Tell me once, the rest of the others will say,
23:51I will tell you where we are going to match.
23:55When the birth of Summerfield was born.
23:58And I think it depends on how she wants to end the night.
24:11I am already.
24:12Oh, I am a full gentleman.
24:14And if she is in a different room then?
24:17What is your reaction?
24:19Who can play on a cute cheek?
24:21I will see before the face.
24:24No, I will.
24:26I will get the food.
24:28You are doing food.
24:29You are eating good?
24:31You are eating good.
24:32I will see.
24:33You are eating good?
24:35You are eating good?
24:36You are eating good?
24:37I am eating good.
24:38I can tell you something.
24:41I will see it.
24:42No, I will see it.
24:43No, it is not.
24:45That is correct.
24:46In a single day,
24:47you can pretend too.
24:49I am not a single day.
24:51I am not a single day.
24:53Yeah, okay, million you can pretend to get more
24:56Salo sal jhoot for a pala. I'm a man. I don't know
25:09Summer when you're a patient man. I'm guessing yes, how patient are you?
25:13How many dates before I mean I think five six dates is fine. I think five six dates you
25:23There's a little bit
25:25I
25:27Don't
25:29I
25:31I
25:33I
25:35I
25:37I
25:39I
25:41I
25:43I
25:45I
25:47I
25:49Your audience is just on YouTube
25:53No problem
25:54How do you think Josh wins?
25:57How do you think Summer Pan wins?
26:01Let's play some jumps for Summer Pan
26:05So Summer Pan, brother, you win 10, okay?
26:07Yeah
26:11You win 15, if you win a girl, who does a girl?
26:14And you say yes
26:16Okay, yes
26:17You win a girl
26:19You win a girl
26:20You win a girl
26:22No, sorry
26:23No, no, no
26:24Second
26:25Brother, you will get 5,000, and someone will get a girl
26:28You also win a girl
26:29Yeah
26:30Brother, I'll give you 5,000, I'll give you
26:35Then I'll cut you
26:36I like my house, so tell my mom to me to eat food
26:40Direct
26:41Direct, okay
26:44Okay
26:45Yeah, I like my house
26:46I don't want to eat food
26:47Ah, understood
26:48So
26:49You understood what she told?
26:50Yes, I'll take her to home basically
26:51Yes
26:54Why?
26:55Yeah, Summer Pan and Josh are sitting here
26:57Yeah, she's talking all the time
26:59She likes homemade food
27:01Yeah
27:02So I will also make her the homemade food
27:05Yeah
27:06What will you make up enough?
27:08What will you make up enough?
27:09First I will make chicken biryani because I'm from Hyderabad
27:13Hyderabad
27:14Okay
27:15Then I will prepare Tanishq
27:17Then I will prepare Tanishq
27:24Tanishq
27:25Tanishq
27:26Tanishq
27:27Tanishq
27:28Tanishq
27:29sorry I mean now I'm start with a check out you know but I don't know you
27:34He gives me the vibe of the whole RCB, you know?
27:41He's just smoking.
27:42When the RCB won't win, he's a young man.
27:48It'll cut, it'll cut.
27:49It'll cut.
27:50The RCB also.
27:54Amarpan, you will talk about the cost too.
27:56Let's give it a good gift.
27:57Okay? What you want to give it.
27:59Okay.
27:59Lights!
28:00Camera.
28:01Action.
28:02Yes, Amarpan, it's been so long.
28:05I'm having the time of my life today.
28:08Let's go, let's go to the mall.
28:10Oh yes, Victoria's Secret, let's go!
28:12Do you want to buy something here?
28:14Or are you just seeing?
28:15No, I don't want to buy the RCB.
28:19What would you like to buy?
28:20Tell me that.
28:21I'll wear a rose every day.
28:28Naughty.
28:29But I don't even live at home.
28:30Huh?
28:32Hello, hi, how can I help you?
28:38Hi, hi, oh my god.
28:42What are you looking for?
28:43I think you are a 34D?
28:45Damn!
28:48Oh shit, did you?
28:49I'm in a tag bar, I guess.
28:50No, no.
28:51There's nobody, even he doesn't know my size.
28:54How do you know?
28:55He seems like a sweet boy anyway.
28:56He's a boy for sure.
29:00A lucky one, I must say.
29:04Naughty!
29:05He's a boy!
29:06I feel like you give me.
29:07I want...
29:09I wouldn't mind using my employee code for you.
29:13Oh my god.
29:14Sweet!
29:15Can you give me the most exquisite risks?
29:18Of course.
29:19Of course.
29:20For a diva like you, why not?
29:22We'll move to the most corner section, which is exclusively only for you.
29:26He can see you change if that's okay.
29:28Wouldn't you like to know?
29:30I...
29:31I...
29:57How much price?
29:58car this is how there's a special offer going on because it's a put me and may
30:04I marry you is the theme right so we'll be giving out honeymoon packages
30:10there's a pack of ten that's what about 13 lakhs
30:28this is like batenda secret bro are you fat shaming me right now Amit that's why nobody's in your life
30:51right now okay yeah for ten pieces yes one one would be about two point two two point two okay
31:10durability is great flexible huh features with us can do to teach a button a
31:27yeah yeah okay press me for real okay hey may button pay in car fingerprint like a
31:41job we hold it back oh this is like this is gonna be us things I'm open this yeah
31:47it's a manga to my be pen on go
31:59okay I'm we're gonna about to shut the store in about a minute would you guys
32:03want to pick it up actually not either we will not buy it you're not by you know
32:07why really why yeah because she looks good without the clothes so you have to
32:16cost to be is your girlfriend okay okay and you have to convince cost to be to be
32:21in an open relationship okay okay we will say lights camera action then you can
32:26start talking to cost to be cost to be is here right okay left man okay
32:30together lights hello I'm not satisfied with you
32:38I'm not satisfied with you to man my urban company simple are you I mean no I'm not
32:47satisfied with you your three pumps one starting one start 30 seconds am I
32:55satisfied cancel cancel the ride or cancel the word order cancel the ride or bank
33:03urban company joke something oh you and your jokes it's amazing being alone right
33:14we're not satisfied with each other a lot but we love each other right it says
33:19that you're a good person from the heart yeah when it comes in darkness areas
33:26you're not that darkness area how to tell you're a virgin without telling you're a
33:34virgin
33:36excuse me madam excuse me madam can I see your darkness area
33:44oh you actually sound like a girl oh who's this bitch hi abhinav I'm the
34:12baby your side chick oh that's not how side chicks yes she's always hiding under
34:18the bed I'm usually not hiding I'm standing but I don't get it like you I'm in the
34:33darkness area fuck you fuck your family too shut up abhinav is my guy
34:41yeah yeah we're both into darkness I don't get it why are we with shut up
34:47fuck you fuck your family too
34:51so abhinav is my guy to get a nice car a quick choice and you know me say summer
34:59fun summer fun summer fun to get summer fun let's all we're gonna get them to our
35:03video editing car that's my main job and I'm a comedian okay what what is your future goal like you want to pursue comedy and
35:12That's right.
35:13You have your face here.
35:14Do you sound like Somarpan's voice?
35:17No, I am.
35:18I change my language with each language.
35:23What do you do in Bangalore?
35:25I do video editing.
35:27That's my main job.
35:28And I'm a comedian.
35:30Okay.
35:31What is your future goal?
35:32Like you want to pursue comedy and even video editing or you want to do something different?
35:37Actually both of them at once.
35:39But comedy is the main priority.
35:41Okay.
35:42So now the preparation is going on.
35:43Video editing is like more for the money.
35:46Okay.
35:47Yeah.
35:48And as you do comedy,
35:50one point will come in life when you want to be serious.
36:01Hey, what are you talking about with my father or you too?
36:05No.
36:06And what are you doing with me?
36:08What are you doing with me?
36:09Yeah.
36:10Yes.
36:11I have a question.
36:12Tell me about it.
36:13If I'm crying, then you're going to have fun and I'm going to have fun?
36:17Or would you like to feel the sorrow?
36:22Oh, no.
36:23I don't think.
36:24That time you'll be a bad audience.
36:25I can't get any laughs.
36:26I can't get any laughs.
36:27Yeah.
36:28Yeah.
36:29Yeah.
36:30You have to say a joke.
36:31Say something funny.
36:32Say something funny.
36:33Now in the comedy, you're tired of laughing.
36:36Now I've said something funny, so are you happy?
36:39Yeah.
36:40Are you laughing?
36:41Yes.
36:42Yes.
36:43Actually, I'm a lot of a smoke type.
36:45You're laughing.
36:47I should feel that in reality that you're funny.
36:52Tell me.
36:53No, you have to say a joke.
36:55Say something funny.
36:56Say something funny?
36:57Yes.
36:58In my childhood, my mother would call me a dog.
37:04What? Crazy.
37:05My mother would call me a dog.
37:06His name was Shadow.
37:07Shadow.
37:08My cousins came here and my mother would call me a dog.
37:12My brother would say, who? Shadow.
37:14My mother would call me a dog.
37:17That is a joke.
37:18Is this Shadow the whole darkness area we were talking about?
37:22Shadow is a lab.
37:24No, no.
37:25Tell me again, Tanisha.
37:27What was the joke?
37:28I was a little girl.
37:29Yes.
37:30In my house, there was a dog.
37:31His name was Shadow.
37:32Yes.
37:33So, my cousins came here.
37:35Yes.
37:36My mother would call me a dog.
37:37My mother would call me a dog.
37:39I was in the bedroom.
37:40So, my brother would assume that the dog in the house is Shadow.
37:44Yes.
37:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:50No, I don't know, but it was funny.
37:51I don't know.
37:52No, I don't know.
37:53No, but it was funny.
37:54It was funny.
37:55Samar, after like five years, you don't have plans changed?
38:00You are very stagnant with what you want?
38:03Actually, with each year at least, there are a lot of changes.
38:06I don't know.
38:07I don't know.
38:08I don't know.
38:09No, but you're a constant.
38:10No, you're not.
38:11I'm a constant.
38:12Yes.
38:13Permanent.
38:14Yep.
38:15100%.
38:16Yeah.
38:17Good.
38:18Good, good, good, good.
38:19You want to ask me something?
38:21Could you please ask me?
38:23This is a big joke.
38:26You have to die.
38:27This is a big joke.
38:28You have to die.
38:29You have to die.
38:30You have to die.
38:31You have to die.
38:32You have to die.
38:33You have to die.
38:35You have to die.
38:36You have to die.
38:37You have to die.
38:39Maths is weak.
38:40Yeah, I'm very weak in maths.
38:41My maths is weak.
38:42Same.
38:43Yeah.
38:44How much did you get in 12th?
38:4512th, I didn't get maths, but in 10th...
38:47Good.
38:48Great.
38:49In 10th?
38:50In 10th, I was that guy, the average average was below.
38:54Ask me something.
38:55Ask me something you want to know about me.
38:57No.
38:58What do you want to do?
38:59I want to be a housewife.
39:00What?
39:01Okay.
39:03If I can ко away, then, if I can't be fine.
39:04I will try and make you oluyor a diesel over again.
39:07Well, in 10th, I love this country.
39:08I will keep staying in the house.
39:23All right, I watch this country.
39:24What do you see?
39:25This country is dominated by me and I will see you.
39:27This country where I will stay, of course,
39:28then I will go for thebet.
39:29That country is the death by my wife I am going outside
39:32What kind of girl you're looking for physically tell me physically what is your type?
39:41The thing is that someone has asked me this question. I didn't know what type was for the longest time. They asked me
39:47What's your type? I said let can
39:49They're like no be more specific as that boss area like yeah, I don't know
39:56Funny okay, or yeah, okay or from Odessa or Odessa in general
40:02Or third is the name of Tanishko
40:04Is the name of Meshko?
40:06Whoa
40:08And a scene
40:10Both of us will be able to play
40:12Tanishk, one more time to play blind food and we will be able to play Tanishko for Tanishko
40:16Yes
40:18Oh
40:20Yes
40:21First tell me who Josh from these three was from? If you tell me if you tell me
40:24Plus 5k from 10k you will be able to play
40:26Okay, who Josh from?
40:28Tell me
40:29This Josh will be able to play
40:31That's right
40:32Josh, you can come back
40:33Thank you
40:34Yes, right
40:35Yes
40:36Now let's tell you the summer plan
40:37Okay, in the count of 5k
40:39Okay
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43:43I'll see you next time.
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