SENSITIVE ｜ STAND-UP COMEDY BY SHARON VERMA

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00:00Yesterday, I went to a lift and I went to a couple of a couple of times

00:04and when the lift is closed, they started making a make-out shoe.

00:08So, I thought first, I was going to stay outside. What?

00:17I didn't believe it.

00:19Then, I said, I closed the music of lift.

00:23When they listen to saxophone, they come into the mood.

00:31I'm so weird-out for you guys.

00:34I feel like these PDA couples are so delusional.

00:38Because they feel so good performing

00:42that they need to be an audience.

00:46Whatever the girl is doing with her,

00:50I contacted my eye-contact.

00:57I said, what's up to you?

01:01I feel so good that I told you,

01:04brother, it will be here too.

01:07When will you go here?

01:09From the top to the top, brother.

01:12It's so weird-out.

01:14Lift is going up, he's going down.

01:16I'm going through a lot.

01:20I'm going through a panic.

01:21I hit my emergency button.

01:23I don't know how the lift is going down.

01:29I don't understand.

01:30I avoid them both.

01:32I avoid them both.

01:33Where do I see?

01:34I'm watching the mirror.

01:35There are three of them.

01:41The lift is going down.

01:42He says, oh my God.

01:44He's claustrophobic.

01:46I'm just sitting in your mouth.

01:52Closed-roo-ovic.

01:55It is tough though.

01:57It is tough trying to be a comedian in India.

02:00And not just because of the government.

02:02That is step two.

02:05Step one is people of the internet.

02:07People of the internet are all the same.

02:10They are sitting here.

02:12Wherever you don't like, you can go to Mumbai.

02:18People send these comments.

02:19And I am so psycho.

02:22I have noticed.

02:24Because there are a lot of unique things in the comments.

02:26As much as hateful, nasty their comment is.

02:30As much as lovely their bio is.

02:35Really, I have commented on the video.

02:36Where did he come from?

02:37Where did he come from?

02:39The bio is an introspective soul who craves meaning in everything.

02:45When he comes to sleep.

02:52What is the comment?

02:53In the kitchen.

02:56Wow.

02:57Call to action.

02:59And the bio is.

03:01Free Palestine.

03:05Free Palestine, but keep Sharon in the kitchen.

03:09My comedy is running from Israel.

03:14It is not a shame.

03:17We will do Free Palestine.

03:18This is the best one guys.

03:19Can't stop laughing.

03:20Because I never started.

03:21And the bio is, I am depressed.

03:22Why?

03:23What do I say?

03:24What do I say?

03:25I am depressed.

03:26You know?

03:27What do I say?

03:28I am depressed.

03:29I am depressed.

03:30I am depressed.

03:31I am depressed.

03:32I am depressed.

03:33I am depressed.

03:35I am depressed.

03:36You know?

03:37What do I say?

03:38I am depressed.

03:39I am depressed.

03:40I am depressed.

03:41I am depressed.

03:42I am depressed.

03:43You know?

03:44What do I say?

03:45I am depressed too.

03:46I am depressed too.

03:47I am depressed too.

03:48I am depressed too.

03:49I am depressed too.

03:50I am depressed too.

03:51I am depressed too.

03:53I genuinely hope from the bottom of my heart that he comes out of his depression, you know.

03:58And then kills himself.

03:59Just a joke, guys. He will not stop living. Because he never started.

04:07Okay, guys. I'm saying all these things to be cool.

04:14These are the comebacks that remember the night.

04:17That he said that.

04:20Nothing happens with that.

04:22The truth is it affects me very deeply because I'm a very sensitive person.

04:26And I'm extremely disappointed in myself that I become a Bihari.

04:34A sensitive Bihari is as rare as a humble Delhiite.

04:45A Bihari being scared of hate comments is like Bain being afraid of the dark.

04:51I was born in it.

04:54I'm disappointed, you know, because growing up I had a very tough life.

05:02One of the most traumatic things that happened to me.

05:06When I was in seventh standard, my grandfather was murdered in our house.

05:10You know, I have coped with that.

05:12And with that, that is the level I operate at.

05:18Then...

05:20Is Ashutosh the great underscore 98

05:26Which is the drop-off question?

05:28At the bottom left with that, my mother said,

05:30Which is the very tough one?

05:32However, the problem is that

05:33I was being captured in my house.

05:34That I had gone to the kitchen.

05:36This is how I got back in the kitchen.

05:39It was a damp person.

05:42But now, when I was going to the kitchen,

05:45I was looking forward to the song as Ashutosh.

05:48I bought 1200 plates in this chakar.

05:55This year's birthday.

05:58Tell me how this happened.

06:01There was no therapy.

06:03The therapist told me that my dad had a gun.

06:07I said, that's all.

06:10There's a girl.

06:13Every video is commenting on the kitchen.

06:16I'm going to sleep soon.

06:19What is Ashutosh?

06:26The last week came.

06:29I'm just saying this.

06:34I'm trying to battle this problem because I know that no work will be so sensitive.

06:38And one thing that people say a lot.

06:40Especially when I have a daughter of a distance.

06:42And that's why I keep a distance.

06:46I'm saying, I'm not sure.

06:47People will give you a lot of issues on the internet.

06:49Like, kutti, kamini, haramzadi.

06:52I said, what should I give an example?

06:57You have to grow a thick skin.

06:59I said, where would the thick skin come from?

07:02I've heard this from so many years.

07:04I've heard this from so many years.

07:05I feel like theugi people are dying.

07:06They couldn't fall off the streets.

07:07They would cut them off.

07:08They don't get any hair from them.

07:11They get any hair from a shirt.

07:12That's all, yeah.

07:13This is a show.

07:14This is the show.

07:15It's the show you've heard it.

07:17And then you've tried.

07:18How do some ads give you an algorithm?

07:19There are people that say things like this.

07:21In the ad, women don't have hair on their skin.

07:28Then the shaving is going on here.

07:32You can only see women like this.

07:35If you don't see any woman's ad,

07:37they're just doing it.

07:41For women, guys, it's a different kind of marketing that exists for women.

07:45Korean skin care is coming for women in the market.

07:48What's the name of Korean skin care?

07:50The 38th step of skin care routine.

07:54The 38th step of skin care,

07:56the 10th step of the mood.

07:59It's different from the mood.

08:01I don't know what I'm getting out of my head.

08:03The 16th step of the face oil.

08:06I said, if I'm getting out of the face oil,

08:08I was getting out of the mood.

08:11I said, no, no.

08:12It's natural.

08:14It's our company.

08:16I'm getting out of the mouth.

08:17I'm getting out of my head.

08:18I'm getting out of my head.

08:19I'm getting out of my head.

08:20It's my name.

08:21Snail Mucin Serum

08:23Have you heard this name?

08:25Guys, I'll tell you

08:27Snail Mucin Serum is a snake

08:29There was a period of time when you were in the mouth

08:36We were wrong

08:38Now we are burning the snake for 1200 rupees

08:40And saying,

08:41On the beach

08:45This is the final step of the Korean skin care

08:48The final step you say

08:50Korea is saddened

08:56Because when you are going out of India

09:00Then Ashutosh will say

09:02Let's go to the kitchen

09:10Is there any Ashutosh here?

09:12Tell me

09:14I'm going to throw it

09:16Dhog blind

09:20Dhog blind

09:22Oh, my God.

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